>Its been a long hard week of shitposting and hotpockets.
>Finally its Friday! After a long and painful walk (you STILL dont have a license) to your local FNM, your excited to play.
>The chair groans under your massive weight as you reach into your bag to get your cards.
>You hear the door open and look up
>Pic related walks in
>takes out his 1000$ deck
>points his finger at you and grunts
Wut do?
I flare the skin folds of my neck, hiss, and begin a series of head bobs and lunges to assert dominance.
>1000$ deck
Fucking peasant.
>>43757696
>communicates in grunts
So he's low-functioning autistic?
>>43757696
>only $1000
ask to shuffle his deck
>go to local FNM game
>my gameshop just implemented their no singles policy
>shit shit shit
>as i walk in I tell the bouncer that my gf is going to be here in five minutes.
>he laughs in my face
>everyone is laughing
>people start throwing bird seeds at me
>run home crying
How was your Friday, /tg/
>>43757743
Don't forget
>take forth my $4000 foil signed netdeck with custom sleeves depicting my waifu (which is a thousand times more moe than his girlfriend)
>>43757696
Ask him to please go
>>43757845
Had fun playing MTG with my new girlfriend, thanks for asking.Figured I'd answer one shit that never happened with another.
>>43758023
NERD
Ask him what his maxes are
>>43757696
Play Mtg?
>>43760132
Are your cookies burning Jeff?
>>43757696
>Whatcha bench?
Bro!
>>43757696
I tip my fedora at him.
Is that what you wanted to hear OP? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?
Fag cant even bulk
>>43757696
LE COOKIES ARE READY BITCH
JEFF PLS GO
I scream "NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEE" at him
>>43763819
>>43760335
Is this seriously what Jeff looks like now?
>>43763836
Fuck if I know. Dude is the most vain cunt I've ever seen.
>>43757696
>"Looking fine buddy, wanna come to play rugby? We could use another player"
>"otherwise we can hang out and fuck if you want. mirin those gains, bro."
Believe in the heart of the cards
i 2-0 him and ask him what his girl is doin' out the motherfuckin' kennel
ez game ez life
