>The zip fastener on your plate armour has jammed
Just rub it with a pencil.
Jeez, I thought you knights were supposed to have high Intelligence scores.Oh sorry HURR HURR REDDIT /B/ HUMOR NOT MUH TEEGEE
There's only one way to solve this.get my WD40, Simba
>>43741039
>Just rub it with a pencil.
Other than that being a physically painful post, what?
Does this do something? Rub it how?
>>43741089
http://www.realsimple.com/home-organizing/home-organizing-new-uses-for-old-things/pencil-lead-as-zipper-fixer
I bet you don't even know how to get permanent marker ink off of plastic using a dry-erase marker.
>>43741111
Quads confirm that I don't, teach me, oh master.
>>43741065>should it move
it's dead, so it definitely shouldn't
>>43741131
This works on most synthetic, non-porous surfaces, but if the permanent ink has been there for more than a month, there might be a trace left behind.
Just get a black dry-erase marker (pic related is the best brand) and scribble over the permanent marker, covering it completely, then wipe it off with a tissue. The dry-erase ink will break up the permanent marker ink and the whole thing will wipe away.
Obviously this won't work on untreated paper or anything else that's been saturated with the permanent marker ink, but if you have a plastic tub (or even a laminated piece of paper) it works great.
>>43741016
>there's a potato caught in the mechanism
>>43741207
that's what he gets for stuffing his codpiece...
>>43741163
I'm now imagining a necromancer who just walks up to corpses and sprays WD-40 on them to get them to move
No magic or anything, just a bandoleer of WD-40 cans
>>43742665
but didn't you know?
WD-40 IS magic...so is duct tape...it's how it is...
>>43741016
>The velcro on your padded leather armor has stopped sticking together
>>43741016
That's why fantasy characters have back-up belts all over, Anon.
>>43742665
>Paladins destroys the undead horde with duct tape.
>zips instead of snaps
Rookie mistake for a tactical tailor.
Buckles > lots of velcro > snaps & buttons > little velcro > zips.
>>43743946
>Duct tape around zombie's head covering mouth
Problem solved
>>43741016
>zip fastener
I'm wearing plate armor in a post-WWI setting?
>>43742665
This is perfect TIIIIIIIME WIZAAAAARDS material.
>>43744362
That's at least DC 4 though. It would probably be easier to animate a suit of armor with WD-40.
>>43744410
Actually, I'm misremembering how Time Wizards worked. For some reason, I thought it was all "Player declares action > TM sets DC > Player rolls d6." No idea how I arrived at that.
