*carefully guides troop ship down over an archipelago near a continental coastline, parks at 2500 feet above largest island, above warm beach, lush jungle, and rich blue ocean*
*get on intercom*
By the Emperor's will, we have landed safely. Beware of hostile forces, however, as one of our fleets is battling a Tau armada on the far side of the planet. Enjoy the pleasures of this paradise world while you can. Ezra out.
>The Ogyrn sniper is getting hosed off in the hanger
>>43727272
G-g-g-g-g-ghost!
>>43727331
>off to the side, eating unidentifiable meat
No such thing as ghosts.
>>43727350
Daemon?
>the necron hacks through the jungle, stopping every so often to wipe dirt from his feet.
>>43727331
No it's not a ghost it's Erza telling us that we will soon go down a kill xenos.
JOGRYN! WE'RE WASHING YOU IN THE OCEAN INSTEAD!
Git ready for landfall!
*over intercom*
TROOPERS WE'RE MAKING LANDFALL, EVERYBODY REPORT IN TO YOUR RESPECTIVE HANGARS, GEARED UP AND READY TO KICK ASS.
*gets off intercom and shuts the water flow*
>>43727331
Jogryn calm yourself. It was just the intercom.
Now get dried and let's get ready to make landfall.
>>43727359
Deamons don't count as ghosts Jogryn. Get your gear and follow me.
>>43727383
Erza?
>>43727388
>was wearing his gear while getting hosed off
>Follows
>>43727331
*flexes new augmetic, still getting used to its motions, walks to open hangar door, inhales deeply*
Ahhhh... nice place this. Like home, but welcoming. It'd be nice to get some peace and quiet for awhile here. Gonna miss my left arm though...
>A bunch of female tau are frolicking in the water
>Is digging through the rubble of the battlebarge's remains in a search of survivors.
>Finds Virmanthras, unconscious but alive.
Ah! Mylord!
>>43727272
I definatley won't feel at home on this planet. No deadly diseases, no poisnous air, the water is drinkable and the wildlife isn't horribly mutated.
And our enemy are those blue skinned cowards. This will be a boring war.
>>43727424Where?
>>43727424
>stops chewing
>>43727386
I've seen a lot of guardsmen loosing eyes. As long as I can hook up a bionic eye the same as normal you'll be fine.
>>43727404
Hop inside!
*points at Hades Siege drill. Now "magically fixed" again.*
>>43727421
*on vox*
Gary! You need a ride down?
If you're crazy enough to let me drive that is!
>>43727445
>Near the ship I guess?
>>43727446
>Jiggle bounce wiggle
Alright you lot! Get aboard, this'll be a short and easy landing.He'll automatically ferry down latecomers
>>43727468
No it's dark in der.
>>43727469
>blinks
>>43727468
*grabs gear, gets aboard*
Alright, let's maybe relax a bit
>>43727388
I hate jungles, can't do proper gravshute jumps.
*grabs Lasgun, Laspistol, medkit, large knife and several dozen grenades and runs to get in line in the hanger
>>43727471
*over the vox*
Ay ay! We need a heavy lift down!
>>43727442
*over the vox*
Krieger, ride down on Hades Siege Drill is leaving right about very soon, hop in and be the first making fortifications!
>>43727484
*gets off the vox*
*turns on crew compartment's lights.*
See? No more dark. And much space, even for you. Just get in will you?
In case anyone missed it, I'm probably nowhere near the dropzone.
>>43727424
>A word bearer is enjoying his view through some binoculars, drooling when these are taken by Vilus and takes a look.
You call that a big pair? I've seen Great Unclean Ones with greatter boobs than those!
>Tosses binoculars back to the word bearer.
>>43727484
It's alright pal, the hatches are open, look at all this light.
>>43727468
Can I get a lift as well?
>>43727485
>Splash splash
>Giggling and laughter
>Bikini clad blueberries
>>43727501
Relaxation is always good, no?
>>43727509
Hey! Corpsman! Get your ride down with us imprtant fellas and a live ogryn and you'll be first boots on the ground!
>>43727531
>see above post
>>43727538
>checks to see if anyone else has noticed
>>43727517
>silently climbs in the shuttle
>>43727517
Yes Captain.
*takes weapons and backpack and runs to the Valkyrie*
>>43727517
The other pilot will get it down for ya, no worries sir!all gear will be brought down in background
>>43727517
Kay!
>He does so but breaks the button
Rolled 4 (1d4)
>appears from the warp and approaches the athmosphere at a speed close to 3/4 of light speedrolling for hit location: 1: Sea, 2: Beach, 3: Forest 4: Hills/mountains
>>43727555
*to the drill I mean.*
>>43727576
huh.
>begins heading toward the mountains
>>43727550
>Up to them
Gah! Give me my top back!
>Chases another tau around who laughs and keeps it just out of reach
>>43727576on the island or continent?
>>43727549
*jumps into the drill compartment*
I hope this thing is armored
>>43727599
>looks down, and mumbles
Damn xenos. Why the Throne do they have to be sexy...
>>43727576
>The object sharply slows down speed and hits the mountain range at only thrice the speed of sound and digs through the stone with its sheer force
>>43727576
Could it be a piece of the Crown of Crows(Yes that's the battlebarge's name)coming out of the warp? Send an expedition party, only humans! I need every marine securing this area to set up a stronghold!
>>43727550
>>43727555
>>43727567
>>43727531
>>43727526
Damn, getting crowded.
Eh it's a big drill.For you
Alright! Everybody get strapped! And get SET for a combat drop!
*hops inside Hades drill*
*the drill gets picked up*
Alright boys, nothing to worry about.
*over the vox*
PILOT! Get us down quick!
>>43727623
Of course it's armored silly! If I wouldn't have taken anybody else onboard I probably would've droven out of the hangar and crashed the drill down myself!
>>43727626
Dammit. We'll have to kill or capture em. Can't allow our position to be given away so soon.
>>43727645
Do we have to right away?
Rolled 2 (1d4)
>>43727608Dunno... Dice! 4 be island, all else continent (island be small)
>>43727645
>>43727626
Agreed. Shame really. I do admit, even though consorting with xenos is heresy, they seem rather fit.
>>43727649
Unfortunately yes.
>>43727626
I know buddy. Some of them Eldar can be quite the looker... I mean uh.... ANYONE NEED COMBAT DRUGS? I GRABBED A TON FROM THE MEDICAL CLOSET!!
>>43727642
Aye aye sir!
*flies drill down and drops it in small meadow just off the beach*
>>43727645
Capture them. I want to do tests on them.
Oh, yes btw, the Word Bearers crashed on the continent
Aww man. I have no idea what's going on...Again!
>>43727626
>>43727645
>>43727667
>>43727673
>She tackles the one who has her top and they start wrestling in the mud
>>43727679Then it's safe to say that I'll "meet up" with their little expedition shortly.
>>43727649
We sure do. But you don't have to come if you don't wanna.
>>43727667
Aye. Kill or capture, it's your call sir.
>>43727673
Come on, doc, we might need ya...
>>43727667
>Takes aim from where ever he is
>>43727699
Zno's
>>43727699
Jump in a transport and get ready to mingle with... I mean kill the vile sexy xenooo... EVIL XENOS, the vile evil xenos
>>43727699
We're just off the beach, in case you couldn't tell. Get in a tree and cover us.
>>43727597
>>43727636
>whomever gets there first: The object went through the mountain and is embedded in its base on the other side, its cylindrical shape protecting it from the worst of the ensuing landslide
I'm still riding my tomb stalker by the way.
>>43727706
>>43727711
>trying really hard to look away
They do NOT make this easy. Wonder if they'd make Elena jealous...
>>43727730
>>43727733
You guys really don't help much.
I think this is the first time I see such masses of clean water.
>>43727738
>commands the tomb stalker to move toward the cylinder
>>43727699
*over the vox*
Get on valkyrie make landfall! Hunt down Xenos!
>>43727711
I am issuing a Kill/capture order. Rules of engagement are fire at will!
Shoot the runners. Capture the rest!
>>43727729
*over the vox*
Jogryn, see the blue xenos? See any of them run? Shoot the runners, not the ones staying still, alright?
>implying all the xenos aren't running around
>that's_the_point.webm
Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>43727740Then it's safe to assume you get a roll bonus to try to get there first
Alright ladies, move it! Lord Vilus wants that object identified ASAP.
>Begin marching towards the crash site.
>>43727777Yup, you definitively get there first, Nyzart
>>43727760
There is a reason I'm here.
*pulls visor over his eyes and aims at the blueberries*
ORDERS SIR?
>>43727771
Oh, Oh, Hunting! I understand that!
>Runs off to hunt Xenos
Rolled 60 + 20 (1d100 + 20)
>>43727777Check 'em
>>43727741
Hey Gue'vesa do you think you coil put this sun oil on my back?
>She hands you a bottle
>>43727741
Doesn't matter. Just do your job soldier, whatever that may require.
>>43727771
Aye sir! Squad, enveloping manouver, go!
>>43727706
Freeze, xenos, in the Emperor's name!
>>43727777Nurgel is mocking you
Post what your character looks like
>>43727762
Krieger, don't worry, we'll spill xeno blood in it real quick.
>>43727799
MOVE IN!
*crashes trough the beach with the Hades siege Drill*
>>43727771
Kay!
>Boom! Head shot! X7
Rolled 17, 20 = 37 (2d20)
>>43727771
Yes sir!
*Rolling for stunning the blueberries*
>>43727810
We ain't them brainwashed slaves of yours, xeno whore! Now get over in this circle!
>>43727835I believe the expedition force are khornates though, given the number that came out of the RNG
>>43727811
>>43727843
I got it, I got it.
>rushes out and levels gauss gun at the xenos
Don't move, ladies!
>>43727850
I got these two, sir!
>>43727848
>>43727771
>All those dead blueberries...
>>43727810
>>43727856
>Her brains splatter
>>43727850
>>43727811
>A bit late...
>>43727842Virmanthras
>>43727765
>The cylinder breaks down, showing a big box made of some kind of alloy, with only one door and one icon: Cult mechanicus
>>43727891Half of these xenos aren't being attacked, what are you doing?
>>43727891
Did we catch none of the alive?
>>43727927
I got two of them here, sir!
>>43727842>tfw no Valhallan minis, only chaos
>>43727848
Great work Jogryn! Keep it up!
>>43727810
*the melta drill bits consume three of the xenos*
*shut off the drill, grab shotgun&get out to oper8*
>>43727859
Exemplary work guardsman!
>>43727887
Perfect! Now the krieger has something to experiment on!
>>43727891
JOGRYN! CEASE FIRE! CEASE FIRE!
*points shotgun at the surviving berries*
NO moving Xenos!
Or the rest of you die as your comrades did!
>>43727927
We got some...
>>43727891
*satisfied with sight of purple blood everywhere*
M'alright. This makes life easier.
>>43727842instead with left arm being augmetic, right above elbow
>>43727899I woulda said this one
>>43727948
*glowers down at the trembling Tau women*
>>43727915
>slowly approaches the box
>>43727950
Is the LZ secure?
Sir, are we allowed to do the sand burial?
>>43728014
Yup. Sure is. It's nice and quiet here.
>>43727983Pic Related
>>43728008
I don't know what to think about that glint in your eye
>>43728009door I mean
>>43727923
Jogyrn is just following orders and shooting the ones that where running, AKA all of them
>>43727950
Or not.
Don't really feel like playing blue berries for real so do what you want with them
Eather way I got a headache
>>43728033
*rolls eye*
Bet you're gonna be allergic to something here, ain't ya?
>>43727842Only with a gauss gun and a power glaiv on his back
>>43728043
Calm down, that glint is hate, he's Catachan. Worry about the bulge in your pants instead.
>>43728055Whoops,, forgot pic
>>43728014
Da, da, it's secure, we've got captives!
Bring in the rest of the pain game!
>>43728033
The what now?
>>43728052M'kay
>>43728053
As long as there are no cats, I'll be fine sir!
Just with bioncs, enhancements and wires
>>43728043
I don't wanna fuck em if that's what you're saying. I'd get hard from killing em though.
*sadistic grin*
>>43728086
>looks at Hank, smiling
Oh, yes. We have Kahts all right.
>>43728009
>Begins approaching crash site when sees the Tomb stalker
Oi! Nobody informed me of Necron pressence on this planet!
>gets off the stalker and limps to the door with a crutch made from a stick
>places a hand on the doorkhornates arrive when?
>>43728098
>>43728043
Hey! Hey!
Nobody's shooting them! Not before they've dug their graves and their comrades graves!
>>43728109
Then for the love of the Emperor please get them away from me.
>>43728098
One of them is mine. I don't think she
will survive, but if she does she is yours.
>>43728086
Khat is here, just keep clear of her. And don't call me sir!
[Spoiler]we retconning Tau prisoners or what?
>>43728009
> Depressurizing... Stand by. Activating plasma reactor... Stand by. Activating subsystems... Stand by. Releasing security harness.
>the door opens with a hiss, and out steps a small man, incredibly robust with a long stubble of a beard
>>43728131
If she comes back, tell her yourself.
>>43728136
Sounds good. Just lemme watch whatever it is you're gonna do.
>>43728120
We better vox lord Vilus before they notice us, keep watch on what the necron's doing lads, We'll report live events.
>>43728138We just rape/murder/whatever them offscreen.
Rolled 29 + 10 (1d100 + 10)
>>43728119
>presses a button on his forearm, making the stalker lie dormant
>falls to the ground and turns off his lights, attempting to seem broken+10 for missing leg
>>43728138No retcons, just executions and whatever >>43728136 is going to do
>>43728131
She's out hunting the stray Xenos and securing a perimeter. Calm yourself you dimwit!
Rolled 1 (1d3)
>>437281891 for rape, 2 for kill, 3 for whatever
>>43728179Oh. What do you want to happen?
>>43728207God damnit Ron!
>>43728207IMPERATOR VULTS!
>>43728194
>The cultists/traitor guardsmen send their report
Affirmative sir, Necron, it seems broken though, if it's the one on the ship it's done for, if it isn't we should start looking for a new transport to get out of-
Y-yes my lord, I'll check it myself.
>A traitor guard officer begins approaching the necron remains, still completely oblivious of the man that came out of the mechanicus vessel
>>43727842
>Returns to the group With 4 smurfs in cuffs trailing behind her
>>43728207
Uh...Aint that heresy?
>>43728189
>>43728200
>>43728207Aight, kek, they get raped
*lights lho, watches as Pariah Ron rapes the Tau females to death*
>>43728120
*Steps out* WHOOOO! It be paradise! Now to check which one... And what day it is...
>>43728263
>>43728273I never said *I* was raping anybody! And to death no less?!
>>43728200
Nothing too important Captain. I want to find out how the Tau's brain and nervous systems reacts to various poisons and other stimulants.
>>43728263
Not when there's nobody around to claim that it is.
We run things different here.
So what did you bring us?
Hm? Looks good.
Line 'em up. Someone get the flamers.
We're getting rid of them.
Should've said "shoot them" in the first place.
>>43728260
*Notices the officer* who might ye be? Could ya tell me, what day it is? And what planet?
>>43728333
I don't care that much, Smurfs don't know anything useful anyway.
Couldn't find any food to bring in sadly.
I feel like I should RP some Tau trying to save their female civillians from dying an horrible death
>>43728286
>>43728260I'll wait for one of you to do something
>>43728333
Aye sir.
*knifes nearest prisoner*triune trips ftw
>>43728333
Wait can I dissect some first? Sir. For medical reasons, of course
>>43728359
>Aims lasgun
What the- where did you-? Are those mechanicus robes?
>>43728333
Fuck it. Not like they're going to be useful.
>executes a prisoner at point blank
>>43728329
>>43728263
See now Kaht? No heresy there. Just a little curiosity.
Totally not heresy.
>>43728329
Proceed.
>>43728366
So we line 'em up. And shoot 'em down.
Simple as that.
>>43728368It will be too late for them. No matter how fast they arrive.
>>43728374
Keep it up Gary.
Leave one or two for the Krieger.
Otherwise, get rid of them all.
>>43728375
Sure fuck it why not?
>>43728417
Just leave one or two for the krieger.
>>43728436
Whatever you say, Cap.
>executes a second prisoner
Why is their blood blue...?
>>43728436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFXwcdrsjto
I'l let someone else execute them.
>>43728394
Err... No? This be a red apron, I work fer mechanicus. But anyways... Where are we? A lil' test fire, see? *stands prudly in his entire height of just under a metre and a half/ abut 3 feet
>>43728436
Aye sir.
*roughly drags two prime specimens to the QM*
>>43728436
Until now the improvised armoury should have landed.
*Throws one of the captives over his shoulder and marches in the direction of the landing side*
>>43728473
No clue
*blasts a prisoner's head away with the shotgun*
>>43728497
Great, now that the krieger has what he needs. Let's pop the rest.
*blasts another blueberry's head into oblivion with the shotty*
>>43728483
Don't worry, we've got this covered.
*blasts one more blueberry into oblivion*
>>43728531
May the god-emperor guide your experimentation!
>>43728436
*Takes one female and one male off to the side*
Hey Gary do you know how to kill them without damaging them too much?
>>43728531
*follows, taking the other one under an arm*
>>43728491
To be sincere we crash landed out of the warp, I don't even know where we are. Although stay around, I'm going to vox my superiors.
>Turns away and walks some steps, speaking through the radio.
Sir we've found what crashed out, it's a man. A really small man with a funny accent too. Also the necron seems unresponsive, if it was the one on the ship, it is dead.
>>43728547
It's weird to you too, right?
>executes another prisoner
I mean, blue blood? Orks even Orks and Eldar have red blood.
>>43728554
*drops prisoner at QM's station, trots back over*
Like this.
*slowly inserts knife into male's head slit until he's dead*
There ya go.
>>43728559
Well... In that case, I better get me scanners'n voxes operational. *casually marches back to the box*
>>43728595
Who cares anyway? Maybe one day we know why their blood is blue, for now, let's just execute them.
*holds shotgun's barrel at a crying femTau's head*
See? They even know how to cry. How cute.
*Blast's the Tau's head away*
Maybe if they weren't xenos we could come along.
>>43728491actually, 4 feet. Work, brain!
>>43728633
'spose you're right.
>kills last prisoner
Oh well. All we really need to know is how to kill 'em, in the long run.
>Still on the vox
Ratling? I thought those things were extinct, though I admit he's real short.
No sir, he seems to not have recognized my heraldry to Khorne.
You sure sir? He could be valua-
Yes! Sorry my lord! I won't question your orders again!
>Cuts transmission and loads lasgun, aiming at the poor bastard while his back is turned towards the mechanicus box
Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)
>>43728680
>suddenly, the stalker bursts to life and attacks the cultist
>>43728606
Head. slit. kills. *muttering while writing in a notebook.
Thanks.
*Kills both and sketches their organs and other various body parts*
>>43728680
Hmm... Oh, yeah! You been so kind, I think I might as well give you a gift from lathes!
>>43728700
>He's dead before he can even scream
>The other cultists and traitor guardsmen haven't noticed yet
>>43728669
Da, that is all we need to know.
Now is good time for drink.
>>43728606
GARY!
You have flamer for disposal of xenos?
Or are we giving them all to the Coprsman?
>>43728595
Eldar blood is slightly darker and turns into crystals when it hits air. Sharp enough to cut skin with enough force.
>>43728723
*Turns around* what in the bloody blazes?!
Rolled 12, 12, 13, 19, 14 = 70 (5d20)
>>43728723
>the stalker fires upon the other cultists with its gauss cannons
>>43728740
That's pretty good to know. Wouldn't want to get close to an Eldar, though.
>>43728728
Eh, let doc have em I say. Why waste the promethium?
>>43728754
>They are torn asunderDESU anything beyond a 10 is an insta kill against a cultist
>>43728728
The more samples the better!
*still cutting open various corpses and taking samples*
>>43728765Where the fuck did that DESU come from? I wrote T B H, not that!
>>43728765
>>43728746
Mind giving me a hand here?
>>43728606
*Drags some strange machine in the armory and locks the door.*
>>43728762
Valid point sergeant.
>>43728769
You have them all. Just dispose of the leftovers will you?
Now....
Where the hell is Jogryn?
>>43728784Mook taking away our memes
T B H=Tbh
F A M=Senpai
>>43727272
>72
>72
>72
>MfwBut seriously, what is this, freeform? quest? Some other faggotry? I forgive you this time because of the awesome get, but Jesus, this is one of the most autistic things I've ever seen. And I'm autistic.
>>43728755
*fully focused on the corpses*
Why getting close to them is great there skin is so soft and smooth and the golden ratios of theirrr... *looks up realizing what he's saying* never mind nothing.
>>43728784Happend to me once too. 4chan is trolling its users
>>43728789
Eh? Tech Priest?! Of course milord! *Grabs his percussion mallet and charges*
>>43728810baka desu senpai
>Over the comms
<Expedition force what's going on? Is the Mechanicus dead? Report!>
>Static for a couple of seconds.
<RESPOND!>
>>43728811Freeform fucking around, occasional rolls for equality and because the dice gods are chucklefucks and it's hilarious
>>43728805
*knocks on door*
Mind if I observe, QM?
>>43728836I thought they were dead
>>43728823
>looks at, doubting
Riiight.
>>43728811
>88
>11And we likewise forgive your very apparent autism since you got double dubs of truth senpai
>>43728858so do I now*realizes the cultists are dead and approaches Nyzart* how can I serve, milord?
>>43728856
*has a sample of stringes with unknown liquids in one hand and a bloody bone saw in the the other hand*
Ok. Get in fast.
>>43728883
What?
Ate you just going to stand there or will you help me pull these bodies apart?
>>43728980
Can I have a copy of your report when you're done with whatever your doing?
>>43728980
*gets in, sits down, lights lho*
So what did I miss?
>>43728966
Just help me up, if you please. I've lost my leg.
>>43728811
Wow
Rolled 35 (1d100)
>>43728845
>Waking up
Forget them, Vilus, they're probably dead by now.
>Tries to communicate with the necron through warp magics
>>43728984
>disgusted
I think I'll just stand here, thanks. Or better yet, somewhere else.
>>43728680this comes rather late, but I thought ratlings were still fine? My character's appearance is closer to a squat, too (short+robust)
>>43729042
Whatever.
*continues sketching organs in the note book*
Anyone have a flamer to get rid of the ones I no longer need?
>is laying on sand staring at sky
Why are we here.
Rolled 41 + 10 (1d100 + 10)
>>43729024rolling, with lathemaster strength
>>43729073Yes, I was trying to make as if it was a conversation:
Officer: ratling?
Vilus: or squat.
Officer: I thought they were extinct.
Sorry if it was not clear
>>43729099
Because we were ordered to takea little vacation on a paradise world it seems.
>>43729021
I connected probes with their body and now I will infuse them varyious poisons, especially those that get used by the Imperium as gas weapons, and will take blood test.
I want to find the exact dose to kill them, without wasting too much of my precious chemical weapons
>>43729119oh, okay. It seemed like: "Ratling? Aren't they extinct?" But I am a dense person, as seen here
>>43729154
No..why are we here..in this universe.
Are we just here to die for the Emperor..or does he have something else in mind for us.
..Or had..something else in mind for us.
>shuttle lands, he gets out
Ah, what a lovely pla-
>sees carnage
BY THE EMPEROR!
Why does this keep happening?
>>43729116
>pulling attempt fails, but still works as an anchor for Nyzart to pull himself up
>>43729181
If you have got nothing to do then start finding me a flamer. I'm going to need one soon.
>>43729188
>leans on the lathemaster for balance
Okay, I just need to get to my steed, then I will be able to move freely.
>>43729213
It's in the sandcastle..
..
>continues staring
>>43729161
Mmmm... that all?
>>43729215
*assists in walking* Sir Tech Priest? May I ask you what day it might be? And what planet?
>>43729184
We're brutally effective Fanner.
>the communication attempt fails.
Even this close from one another I can't reach to project my voice to such a void in the warp.
Alright, my minions we are trapped in this world with no transport and no knowledge of where we are, the fleets raging war up ahead tell me of both loyalist and Xeno pressence on the planet. It is unlikely we're getting out of here by transport, but I sense a rapture im the warp close by, I may be able to open a warp rift.
Luckily for those of us hungr for bloodlust it appears to be below the imperial ship hovering over the archipelago.
>>43729250
I honestly have no idea, but we may be able to call for support. You mentioned you had a vox system?
>>43729284
Yes, but it may be damaged. Have to run the checks and fix any problems that may be there.
>>43729238
Sandcastle? Wow that's a pretty good sandcastle
>>43729161
Can you tell me that data as well. It seems pretty useful.
*Starts putting all the copses up into a pile*
>>43729239
Well after that I will put their brains in jars and most likely cut out some other organs.
Sadly I don't own some of the truly great biological and chemical weapons like the live-eater Virus or things like this.
>>43729321
>continues staring
>>43729316
Let's get to it then.
>>43729340
>sits down next to Hank
Throne for you thoughts, lad?
Rolled 21 + 5 (1d100 + 5)
>>43729345I have to go, but rolling for fixing it before I do
>>43729367
My eyes are burning from staring.
>>43729270
Hey captain. What's wrong with that Hank guy?
Our forces are in no condition to assault around a loyalist vessel, we'll have to force a distraction upon them. Send some traitor guardsmen to the Tau garrisons, make them attack and pull back. The xenos won't be able to tell the difference between them and the loyalists.
>>43729410
I do not know Coprsman.
>>43729389
HANK!!
WHAT IS OF PROBLEM?
>>43729389
That's not good. You might want to stop staring then, bud.
>>43729389
What're you staring at, anyway?
I'm afraid that's all for me tonight, next time (probably at next thread) some Tau are going ti be knocking at your door because women did not return and Tau garrisons got attacked by people who mysteriously looks like you, guardsmen (only spikier) so yeah while I'm away for the rest of the thread the word bearers are decieving the Tau into attacking the archipelago, k?
>emerges from a beach hut carrying a mixture of alcohol, some of which is sure to be repurposed for explosives
Did you think that Al'raheez would not enjoy himself AND make big example of fish boy tau!Woooo, its good to be back! What have I missed?
Hello? Where are we?
Are we in a dessert.
>>43729550
Haha, no, this pretty boy holiday world compared to desert of Tallarn!
>>43729520M'kay
>>43729543Your trip for starters
>>43729550FFS, we're inna tropical planet, no desert.
>>43729550
A beach of some tropical planet.did you get new legs?
>>43729575
There's someone new. Hey I'm Jackson the new Corpsman
>>43729575
Holiday? You kidding me? Us?
Yep, im still in the warp.
>>43729457
Nothing, Sir.
>>43729495
I can't.
The sky is so beautiful.
>>43729519
The sky.
>>43729608
Hello! Could you look at burn of hands? Not explosive related. Promise.
>>43729618
Every day we explode enemies of the Emperor is a holiday!
>>43729608
>>43729575
beach huh. Well i don't where is the booze. And where are the techpriest?
I need their visual receptors and memory banksmakeshift camerafor reasons.
>>43729622
>reaches into greatcoat, pulls out spare pair of goggles
Here, try these. They might stop the burning.
>>43729622
*pours cold juice into eyeballs*
How bout now?
Ahh. This is very pleasant.
Not cold as Valhalla
Not chaos everywhere as Cadia
Not everything living to kill you like Catachan
Not air toxic and deadly like Krieg
Is truly rather pleasant.
Smell of dead xeno makes it even better.
>>43729706
>puts them on, continuing to stare at the sky
>>43729736
>they hit the goggles
Really?
>>43729336
Hmmm... ain't too terribly interesting, but I'll still watch.
*takes drink*You Algernop Krieger now...
>>43729638
Yeah sure.
*looks at burns sees that there totally explosive related*
put some of this burn cream on them twice a day and it should be better in two or three days.
>>43729751
I still think im dreaming.
Or still having hallucinations, in the med-bay.
Anyhow where are the ummmm... Ladies, so
i may report of lifeguard duties and administer
mouth to mouth recitation to whom i deem
necessary.
>>43729638
So what do you do around here?
>>43729767
Fine.
>pulls goggles and continue pouring.
>>43729830
I got about 15 of them in bits over there.
>>43729830
*slaps on face*
YOU'RE AWAKE FUCKMOTHER!
SNAP OUT OF IT!
For love of god emperor why is everyone either a manic fucking psychopath or a total fucking idiot?
GODDAMNIT. I dozed off again and I missed this thread. FFFFFFFFFF. Also because this isn't Monday.....I hope.
Oh dear, must have fallen asleep. What have I missed?
>using the vox so thoughtfully provided by our new ratling friend
Come in, this is mechanicus priest designation "Tannhauser Gate" broadcasting to all nearby imperial guard forces. I have been stranded on a tropical world and have reason to believe that there is a chaos warband here too. requesting immediate evacuation. repeat, this is...
>continues until response is made
>>43729852
ACK! OK, OK, STOP!
>jumps up
Emperor..that is cold..
>>43729871
It's a penal legion you uh... Pizda!
Ain't like you're not as crazy as I am anyhow!
>>43729876
>secretly embeds a distress code readable only by necron instruments
>>43729873
*on vox*
Oh, just a few light warcrimes against filthy xenos. Get on down here Alice. Skelly too.
>>43729871
What type am I.
>>43729873
Killing, Dissecting, Finding out whats wrong with that Hank, Oh and we're on a beach
>>43729871
nyaaahh... Alright, alright! Im just having a hard time taking all of this in. Seriously im half-expecting a giant space octopus to come out of the water.
>>43729865
That's not funny corpsman. At least stitch them up.
>>43729817
Many thanks man of medicine!
I am vital member of the regiment! Entrusted with ensure explodings of enemies with grenade, demo charge, melta bomb, etc. Very important.
One day I will follow my father and become Rough Rider! Perhaps we will find horses on this world...
>>43729892
Idinahui cyka. I know I'm crazy.
But why does everybody else have to be crazy aswell?
>>43729920
Seriously?
For sake of fucks no time for this now.
I really need to learn how to keep things inside.
>>43729921
Calm yourself silly guardsman, and be vary of foul xenos scum.
>>43729911
No worries, you want us to bring one of the Valkyries down along with the Chimera?
>>43729958
AND BOOZE!!!
Where a swimsuit!
