Hey, hey you, Heretic.
Get in here, this be a Heresy thread.
Did someone say heresy?
>>43713119
Does my girlfriend getting her period pleases Khorne or Nurgle? Or Slaanesh? Or, given that it aways comes during an exact time of the month (and that sometimes it's late), does it actually pleases Tzeentch?
Think about it?
>>43713214
Khorne. And if you fuck her on it, you please Slaanesh.
This is now an Imperial Thread, Post Pictures of Loyal Imperials.
Ave Imperator
>>43713270
>>43713214
I FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME! IT IS A GOOD PAIN!
>>43713563
This pleases us
>>43713563
> Anons fall to Chaos
Anon became a Daemon Prince after that didn't he?
>>43713119
>>43713751
Yup. Far as we know he's got a nightclub in Singapore and his rape count was hitting double digits daily.
>>43713563
ha you don't have the will, you'll just become a chaos spawn. oh shit
>>43713821
>his rape count was hitting double digits daily
Where's Tumblr when you need them?
>>43713119
>>43713563
I remember this. It was a good thread. Didn't need my eyes where I was going.
>>43713856
It was a good thread.
I remember there was also an anon that fell to Khorne.
Something about him as a kid single-handedly fighting a bunch of other kids with a plastic sword over a playground castle.
I miss those kind of thread.
>>43713842
No one needs them therefore...
>>43713965
Well, we can always bring them back.
ITT: Stories of how you fell to Chaos
>>43713996
Well I dry-walled a wall today and I carved the symbol of Tzeentch on the wall behind it.
That house shall forever be cursed with stuff going missing and objects always being an inch to the right so people always stub their toes.
And right now, a mad god is laughing in the warp.
>>43713119
>>43714092
Should've done a symbol of Nurgle and cursed the house with AIDS and Ebola.
>>43713119
That's a sad excuse for a heresy train, I must say
>>43713996
I got a story.
One time when I was in fourth grade our class got taken to a swimming pool to have a swim day.
So I'm in the pool hanging out, then this cunt muffin of a kid comes over and starts pushing me and shit. This kids been bugging me about my height all year. He gets cocky and punches me in the nose, my nose starts to bleed.
> I taste the blood in my mouth
>BLOODFORTHEBLOODGOD.jpg
I grab that little shit by the throat and hold his head under water. Fully intending to hold him there until bubbles stop coming up.
Lifeguards broke it up just in time.
That kid never came near me again.
>>43713852
Oh, I think this is the right neighborhood.
>>43713996
I never fell to chaos. I found an older power. Subtle... Gentle... And as horrifying as chaos, when you dig deep enough to its mysteries.
>>43718750
You fell to Internet Explorer?
>>43713996
Around last new years I had a friend from out of town stay over. Well after bumping uglies many, many times it turns out that she was a mono carrier. So whatever, came down with mono, shit sucks, it wrecks your immune system and makes you tired as shit all the time.
I ended up passing it onto one of my more promiscuous friends after she kept drinking from my water bottle. She ends up giving mono to several other people. Including the boyfriend of some girl I know. This girl also now has mono. Most of this friend's social group comes down with mono.
While my friend is plague fucking everybody I come down with the flu (see: fucks with immune system). End up passing it to my roommate. Who passes it to his girlfriend. Who passes it to her roommates.
And that is how I became a plaguebearer. Don't forget to always get vaccinated kids, it would've prevented most of this horseshit
>>43719318
Mainly because my mobile supports it and it works well enough for me. And I also fell to Tyrant Star, as I ran through DH lore.
>>43713119
>>43713996
>2001
Anger suppressed early Teen (who was stronger than most kids [Frozen door + Kick = Open door]), due to me getting in trouble for not liking people bullying and took matters in my own hands when the "adults" would turn a blind eye to it (in addition to having a shitty older brother [2 year older]ex. Two days after invasive surgery I had to help my mother in the restaurant because he wanted to play World of Warcraft/CoD/Counter-Strike).
>(I really wish I can remember what month)
One raged filled "Crawling in my skin" night, I remember saying to myself
"To whatever dark gods that exist, take my pain. Let the world burn."
>Didn't hear about 9/11 until two days after.
>0 fucks given
>Didn't know about 40k until early 2007 when I borrowed "Dark Crusade" from a friend
>I've loved Chaos/Khorne since
I still know how it feels to be angry all the time, to have bloodlust, and rage purest, but learned how to control/manage it over time.
>"Blood for the Blood God"
>"Skulls for the Skull Throne"
>>43719971
Minion pls leave.
>>43719971
>One raged filled "Crawling in my skin" night, I remember saying to myself
"To whatever dark gods that exist, take my pain. Let the world burn."
>Didn't hear about 9/11 until two days after.
>0 fucks given
So you fell to Islam I guess?
>>43719971
pls minion moar
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