Your character is about to go into a battle that is certainly suicide. What are their parting words/speech and what music is playing?
"This pussy...be yankin'."
Music: Yanking
>>43704413
Fuck right off with feeling sorry for me.
I do this for me.
Don't even think of avenging me.
Music: pain for pleasure
"Yeah... I'm going to sit this one out. You guys are crazy. I don't want to see you die, so... good luck."
Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gilH6f2hHk
Assuming that she even gets a themesong for running away.
"The hell with it."
Music: Just a Friend by Biz Markie.
>>43704413
"What? Again?
Oh well."
>>43704413
> Your character is about to go into a battle that is certainly suicide. What are their parting words/speech and what music is playing?
Olga (formerly known as Igor) Ivanovich
> Friends. You go now. Stay safe. Olga going to make porcupine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqzBv3FYpr0
It got a pretty good change of survival, all things considered.
>>43704413
"Hey guys! Watch this!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-kYiDbG39s
So somehow I became the comic relief in my Battletech campaign. I figured 'fuck it', embraced it, and took on a full Clan strike force on my own while the rest of the party fled. I held them off for about a minute before getting blown to itty bitty pieces.
>>43704413
>Gas the kikes race war now
>>43704413
>suicide
>>43704413
>"...We'll meet again, right?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiaRzV7HmfM
>>43704413
"Looks like I'm the last chance."
Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgl2gBmSio4
>"Wouldnt want it any other way."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0
>>43704413
"Wait I have to do what?"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jlHz0wF0Ig
Delta Green;
"Here's hoping we finally get some rest, eh?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cinJDxLUsNY
"...when you're chewing on life's gristle don't grumble, give a whistle. And this'll help things turn out for the best. And..."
https://youtu.be/jHPOzQzk9Qo?t=30
My comically evil cartoon cult leader:
"I gotta do everything around here,"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K-J7L3re1Q
"No, you don't understand. I've been dead for 35 years. Today, I live."
LISA - Goodbye Baby
>>43704413
"Who are we?!“
"The necessary evil!”
“Why are we necessary?”
“To purge the world of evil worse than man!”
“And why are we, God’s chosen few, ordained to undertake this unholy task?”
“Because no one else will!”
“AND BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING FUN! AHAHA-MEN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OquRAH2zNFY
"REJOICE! EVEN IN DEATH, YOUR BLOOD FEEDS KHORNE!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REGQThf4i80
Silence is a valid option.
Charge in while screaming " FUCK YOU ALL!"
Enough running!
Grog want to do more fighting!
"Burn"
*If bravery strengthen our enemy's heart, may the power of our bloodlust strengthen us even more!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92qMJNHbMeg&list=RD0Yb3b7H1S_Q&index=8
>>43704413
"Again with this shit... dammit."
Guile's theme plays
>>43704413
> pic related
Klendathu Drop
"You aren't allowed to die yet, if you waste the lives I'm buying with my death I'll kill you myself.
"http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KefPUXYDmWo
>>43706713
>Guile theme
>speaking and playing music
>not going into battle with silent dignity
>>43706713
>Guile's theme plays
The only correct choice.
10/10 would witness again.
Lock and load boys, let's finish this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Focq6pL9e_o
> tiefling anti-paladin of Asmodeus
> defending the top of a big ass staircase against followers of bane
> party in a chapel behind me draining a magic orb
" his strength is with me and if it isn't then let us all be damned".
Battle maximus ~ gwar
>>43704413
'' Oh Dear me! Well, I suppose I'd best be off! Tally Ho!
''
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YtGaba6rR4
"Be a king or a street sweeper, everyone dancese with the grim reaper"
Tchaikovsky – Waltz of Flowers
>>43704413
"Fuck Fighters, I'm rolling a Monk next."
The only music is our Bard playing Du Hast on the accordion like so:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5xSxGhlHfc
"I suppose if there was something worth dying for. This is it."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xApn6r6Olu8&index=98&list=PL4E-3c-aOhX7moerV4lZDMyIWKF27p61k
ZA WARUDO
>>43704413
"I do what I must. Go ahead without me, save yourselves!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPCMJC1Ig6s
Ha! I am not trapped in a plane full of killer demons! You are all trapped on here with me!
Behind me, companions. I'll see you on the other side.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&v=tz82xbLvK_k
>>43706919
>>43706917
>>43704413
''Fucking cunts m8s.''
My last character was a 'Straya themed Monk/Druid
>>43704413
''You motherfuckers better make sure one of them book things is written about me and my clan or I swear to fuck I will haunt ye all''
Music: Amon Amarth- The Hero
>>43706907Toki Yo Tomare!
Well, I always figured immortality was overrated
Me, myself and I - G-eazy
>>43704413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXkgn3QUA2w
"I have a frag grenade, and two bolts left in my magazine. I have the two Daemon Princes in my sights, they're not getting away this time!"
My last character was a Raptors marine. I played him like Big Boss, so naturally he had MGS music as his theme.
'Well, all good things must come to an end, including me. I only hope my name will be the exception to the rule.'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc2Z38zVlQE
I can't believe none of you was nerd enough to post this yet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aB6CPyO0Ww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS3vRuZBlLA
Skadoosh
We actually played a Starbound-themed game.
"Floran ssstab, and therefore Floran issss."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99yFe68YtMQ
>>43704413
"Watch and learn"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v6I4lgS2rQ"I don't want this adventure of mine to end"
"For the King...May I find my way to Avalon"
Blind Guardian-Past and future secrets
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
>>43704413LEEEROOOOYJEEEENKIIIINS
'God wills it!'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzqjhC2OYnM
>>43707764
Are those your parting words or the music that's playing?
>I'll see you at the ferryman brothers!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U28W_TyJUhQ
As we charge the spear wall and win glory for our house and die well.
"For the glory of a better world, I will cleanse it of your evil race."
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9RVVHXdMmog
>Playing fascist psion who seeks to purge the people who Hiroshima'd his homeland
>>43704413
"This is it. This is how I die."
Music: Metal Gear Solid 4 OST -Old Snake
>>43704413
"Ah balls, it just couldn't be easy could it? It had to be certain death didn't it? Fuck everyone and everything and fuck you in particular. Let's get on with it then.
Playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXSDLQMQjTM
>>43704413
Hold my beer ya'll and watch this.
>>43708184
kek
"This is how a legend should end, but I've always been a greedy man. Mister Gray! Name a ship after me and continue our work, I want the world to know my name!"
Any pirate song would work
>>43708307
All aboard The Good Ship Venus, the figurehead was a whore in bed sucking a dead man's penis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLotX3HE-4c
>>43704413
Remember me not in quiet times when there is no struggle for i have not earned that honour, only when you draw your blades should you think of me for i am only a man.
You have each defended me more than i wish to count and i for you, so if i survive this how about you lot take the next time?
"It seems the last stretch of our journey ends at dawn.
At least we'll die to the light of the sun.
There is no stopping the sunrise, it won't be long,
before all trace of our fears will be gone."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-GU4jvSvz4(the text in quotes is meant to rhyme, like a poem)
>>43704413
"Fuck this, fuck them, let's fuck them up"
>Playing a half-elf paladin/bard.
"Lend me your voice! We stand adamant against all that evil can muster, all they can provide! Ride swiftly my friends! We may fall, and our names stricken from records, but our charge, our song we sing today shall never be forgotten! Sing well my merry men! I'll see you on the other side!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnWe3c_0F_0
"Looks like this is the end of the line. There will be no connecting train out of here. Neither of us is going home."
"I swear to god they're just a bunch of pansies."
Benny Hill Theme
Since our Missionary has introduced this as the official fighting song of our light cruiser and uses it to instill courage in the men throughout the ship (plus, it's a floggable offense to not at least hum along whenever it plays) it would probably be the song we meet our end to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4wKJzVM1no
>>43704413
Hand the most trust worthy party member left Ser Pounce-A-Lot my backpack backup cat, patting the cat good by.
"Go now Ser Pounce-A-Lot, a warriors dying moments shouldn't be witnessed. Too the rest of you i want you to know i've always thought indifferently of you."
>>43704413
"I'm gonna punch as many of them in the nuts as I can, then it's off to Valhalla to bang some hot redheads for a couple eternities. Laters."
>>43709053
Forgot the music.
http://youtu.be/UzozKEl_r7s
>...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tAShpPu6K0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akb2hyw1aNg
(In Nomine, Human Saint that is channeling the remains of the Metatron.)
If my life is to end, then I will go out in a blaze of fire. These demons have fallen from light, but I will bring them back to the light.
My brothers, my sisters, my friends, Gregory (boyfriend)...thank you. You've made my life more wonderful than I could have ever imagined.
Can you hear it? Can you hear the music as I have? Now, I return to God and the Symphony. I return the soul that I have borrowed. I return home.
So this is it? So this will be my final hour?
So. Be. It.
[unpronounceable sanity-rending chanting in Elder God language]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCEDfZgDPS8My character's last line of defense is to unleash the primordial Elder God trapped in his head, essentially transforming the meek human healer-scribe into pseudo-Cthuhlu
"Hey, look over there!"
>Cue running in the opposite direction from the battle.
No music as that would give me away before I could get a proper head start.
>>43704413
>'I bet I'll survive. Puny men like this cannot hurt me.'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nob7BIKa6AI
In nomine Dei
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y0eF8As2QI
>>43704413
no parting words because i'm by myself and no music playing because there aren't speakers lining the battlefield
THIS IS WHAT WE WERE BRED TO DO, VODE! WE HOLD THE FUKKIN LINE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiNyQD5Yq3E
"I will be plain - you frighten me. But it won't stay my hand."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYc2T_BlPx4
RIP Sir John Louis-George Jaggery
Yare yare daze
"I have to go." She says with a weak smile, "Only in the grip of darkness can we shine amidst the brightest stars."
https://youtu.be/WV6-H8FCVqw
"I didn't live this damn long just to let you idiots die. Do I have to spell it out for you? I'll hold 'em off, get the hell gone."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGUtl4DTJVU
"Hold my beer amd watch this"
Music: Thunderstruck by ACDC
Rhi'ko Go! You run!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX5NznUBsXw
"I never asked for this. I'm no hero, I'm just a kid. Its not fair. I never asked to be sent here, or given these stupid powers! I want to live! I want to live!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ErwgLxBNL0
This is followed by summoning all the guns and desperately trying to escape to the hail of machine gun fire and the roar of RPGs.
"4 minutes left. 30 seconds for each Jotun. So be it. Come, Death, to take your servant."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1G6aMKKj58
>>43706942
> Fucking cunts m8s
BLACKSTEEL BRIGADE, OUR GLORY BURNS ETERNAL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfHnzYEHAow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6CJQ_hnm24
"I'm scared. I'm terrified. The end, the blackness, the nothingness. I'm shaking. Everything in me is screaming to run.
...but If I don't do something, who will?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG6DifUtPvs
Current character is kind of boringly stoic so his last speech is probably going to be "Well this is a balls up." music would be "Cliffs of Dover - Eric Johnson"
Last character of mine that actually happened to his last words were "If you don't remember to feed my dogs I will haunt the ever loving shit out of you" and the music was "All along the watch tower - Jimi Hendrix".
>>43704413
"YOLO!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Otla5157c
>>43704413
"Prognosis Nexus has returned a 99.999 recurring chance that I will not survive what comes next. This is my reward for following my convictions. There are no regrets in this steel heart. Goodbye."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbAUwi4D3Ew
>>43704413
Is there a chance of actually accomplishing something in this suicidal battle?
>>43704413
"I'm an old man really. Twenty five is old for an OG. Stay out of the shadows."
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YjyB6WH2KlM
inhuman_roar_with_lots_of_spit.mp3
>>43704413
"Buying time is fine and all, but you won't mind if I destroy them, right?"
"I'll be ya anchor - and drag ya under"
>>43704413
"Look, I'm flattered that all you fella's turned out just to see me, but I can't play for long. I made a promise to meet someone, see? And you don't keep a fancy gal waiting."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ctubn8GJGg
>>43704413
"I finally get to play it."
> Yup
"And that means I'm the utter fucking shithead?"
> Yup
"Good."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIowwZThIXM
>>43704413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb8Sf5-tS5s
"See you in Hell".
>>43704413
>Ugh. Can't help feelin' that I'm forgetting something. Damn. That's going to bug me. Let's see... Sharpened my sword, check. Took inventory, check. Polished my armour and boots, check. Said my vows for the day, check. Re-dressed my wounds, check... Said hi to that barmaid who has the hots for me, definitely didn't forget that one... Oh!
>I remember now! Yeah, I forgot that I needed to charge to my inevitable death while you bozos escaped with your necks intact.
>...Afraid I'm not kidding, sparky. Get the hell outta here while you still can.
>Go on, scram. Sorry kid, you too.
>...
>Bunch of asshats won't last a week without me.
>...I hope they'll be alright.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_X0YMu62S8Lyrics are pretty ironic/tragic in context, too, since he's the mentor of the party.
>>43713949
Undertale Remix is better.Still plays only when you are an utter fucking shithead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcoqR9Bwx1Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcoqR9Bwx1Y
>>43714291Can't argue with that, but my character is a sentimental asshole.
>>43704413
"The body is temporal, but legends are immortal."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeG89FKJEq4
I don't say anything, I strike a fabulous pose. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
"Ah, fuck. I was hoping I'd get to bang the Navigator at some point."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E2hYDIFDIU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTSMyKdKDR0
"Looks like it's time for me to become a prince of hell."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9LWHEf0VFo
"Alas, I must regrettably inform that I will not, in fact, be murdering you after all, my little ducklings... though blood WILL pour here, and Zon-Kuthon will drown in it."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gt7YWwOmRo
"Well finally!"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvwzPADqtxU
>>43704413
"When you live for battle, you will eventually die for it but I have new purpose. get out of here everyone, I'm finishing this" *after waiting for party to leave "alright Belvedere, lets end this!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAaq0mpk9TE
No speech. Slap a buddy on the shoulder. Nod to another. Smile ruefully. Go down swinging.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SydRFPfw7eg
"Keep a count of how many of these fools I kill. I want it in my grave's epitaph. And make sure it's a good looking grave or I'll add one more to that number of fools slain."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFrcmJQencc
>>43707202
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aB6CPyO0Ww
you sir, won the thread.
>>43704413
"I'm not going anywhere."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d0LXsB6iGg
"What took you so long?"
![1300044776986[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dhFUpOU.jpg "1300044776986[1].jpg")
>>43704413
>"implying I'm going to die"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGx6K90TmCI
>>43719646
Forgot my song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pROtFa6ggzM
>>43704413
"That's life I guess."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzPOn9rYty8
>>43704413
"Hold the line, boys! We're gonna go kick their asses, and we're gonna make them LIKE it!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WWjwsCCOFM
>>43704413
"Any man dies without blood on his blade, I'll RAPE HIS FUCKING CORPSE
>Ravel's Bolero
>>43704413
"Come on, lads, let's all get our throats cut!"
The trick is in the tone of voice
>>43720146
man, looks like forgetting the song is a common thing here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMVFL1yAw9E
This one's mine.
>Haha fuck this, you can fight your own damn battles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbAOsW6iiKk
>>43720192
Oh, and translation for Untermenschen.
O, you dear Augustin, Augustin, Augustin,
O, you dear Augustin, all is lost!
Money's gone, girlfriend's gone,
All is lost, Augustin!
O, you dear Augustin,
All is lost!
Coat is gone, staff is gone,
Augustin lies in the dirt.
O, you dear Augustin,
All is lost!
Even that rich town Vienna,
Broke is like Augustin;
Shed tears with thoughts akin,
All is lost!
Every day was a feast,
Now we just have the plague!
Just a great corpse's feast,
That is the rest.
Augustin, Augustin,
Lie down in your grave!
O, you dear Augustin,
All is lost!
>>43704413
"I spent ten years with you bunch of idiots. I've pulled you out by the skin of your teeth a hundred times."
I snap my fingers and activate the Hold Monster enchantments in each party member's armor/gear that I put there myself for just such an occasion.
"I've got a portable hole full of diamond dust, a haversack full of wands, and I'm the best goddamn wizard who ever studied in Cheliax. Get gone, you bunch of fools. And if you see me again, who knows? Maybe I'll be something more than just a stupid little tiefling."
With a knowing nod at the paladin who always talked shit, I greater teleport them out of my goddamn way, Quickened Time Stop, and begin my grisly work that involves the nearly 500,000 GP worth of Diamond Dust I've accrued over our adventure, and the obscene numbers of wish scrolls I've spent downtime making.
Song? Who needs one.
>Ugh. Bottle's empty. Now way I'll survive now. Just go on ahead comrades; if blood's to be my drink of choice, I'll raise that glass to you all in hell!
>Let's go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjINuMEuSKA
>>43704413
"I am Thrask, the Silence of Fury.
I come from the North with the scathe of branches in my wake.
See my blade shines with the blood of gods slain.
The sea is swallowed.
Flaming burn the heavens.
The moon falls.
Let the realm burn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcwqWF4GJBo
>>43719664
>the censored version.....
"I tried to warn you..."
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DB7C7BgxEWw
Huh. Never did get around to writing that will. Bury me with everything, unless I slept with one of you, then you can have it. I wouldn't remember, honestly. Ah, yeah, and one more thing before I go.
Pass me a beer.
>pic and filename related, except drunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89bD3yISP70
>>43704413
"I'll catch up to you guys later, leave this part to me alright?"There's no music playing, just the sounds of nature at the pass.
"Watch me"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qty_6JqsWNA
>turn on the frenzon injectors
"I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE"
no music
only the sound of two storm bolters chewing people apart
Please look after my family. If this can give them even a second longer to escape, then its worth it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iuFJ5P9ung
or alternatively
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk3JbTjArUk
My warrior poet confidently strides to his doom, singing one last song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzeZhCt5PVA
"Tell mombot and popbot that I died like a Footbat champion. For America, For the Vault, and GO WILDCATS!
Context: Vault of "perfect" fifties kids raised by Protectrons and Mr Handies, obsessively plays a mix of football and baseball with bats instead of balls, and idolizes the old world and the local Old Wolrd team of yore.
