You think you just heard somebody knock on your door.
There's definitely someone at the door.
You are tired and you don't like guests. You decide to just scry outside your house and see who's there before you answer.
It's a bunch of peasants. They probably want you to do something stupid.
>>43649871
Tell them to go away
>>43649871
Bugger, someone probably fell down a well or a cow tipped over or some other nonsense.
Open the door and tell them to go away, and when they don't go away because they never bloody do, ask them what I need to do to *make* them go away.
>>43650057
>>43650076
You open the door and look at the peasants.
"Shoo." You say. "Go away."
"Oh great wizard!" They say. "We have heard you are a powerful and noble fellow! A great monster is coming to destroy our livelihoods! Please save us from it!"
How did they even find you or hear of you? You built your house so far away from that town.
>>43649871
"FUCK OFF YA SHIT-SMELLIN CUNTS"
>>43650139
Eviscerate them and go back to wizard business.
>>43650139
"How much will you pay me? I only accept payment in teeth and goat testicles."
>>43650157
You decide to slam the door and make a barrier of light in front of it. That way the peasants will wander off on their own and you don't need to clean up the bodies.
Now, on to wizard business.
You've got a meeting with the provincial wizard council in ten hours. You need to get authorized to expand your house.
Your magic staff needs replacing. The crystal works fine but the gold rod is very low-tier wizard stuff and you need an upgrade.
Also you have three potions here and you don't remember what any of them do.
>>43650356
Call the peasants back, tell them that you'll save their livelihoods in two days time maybe if they get your stuff, test the potions, and file your paperwork.
>>43650356
Mix all three potions and smoke them through our bitchin' wizard hookah.
>>43650356
>>43650380
Yeah, that's called delegating. Brilliant. We'll have them test our potions so we know what they do, and in return we can save their village from their... thing.
And, then we can *use* the thing to make a bitching wizard staff, and show up everyone at the Wizardly Provincial Meeting! Brilliant!
>>43650380
>>43650438
You toss some potions at the peasants and tell them to figure out what they do and bring you back a nice rod for your staff.
This can't possibly go wrong.
>>43650503
Let's take a nap while they do that.
>>43650503
Watch what happens to the peasants that test the potions, and then take a nap while they do the rest.
>>43650547
Good move.
>>43650651
cast magic spells to entertain self
>>43650651
Draw a picture... with magic!
>>43650651
Summon: Greater Babe
>>43650651
Naps are nice, but how am I supposed to find out what happens to my precious potions? That's minutes of effort in those things.
Best follow the peasants and record what I see.
>>43650918
Seconded
>>43650918
This.
>>43650651
Find a cleric to revive the thread.
While summoning a greater babe sounds like it'd be fun, I'll second a more serious request.
this one >>43651441
