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What might this be like?
>>43647553
Why is "no adventure" green and "adventure" red?
Shouldn't it be the other way around?
>>43647553
a watermelon with a single slice taken from it
>>43647584
Why would it be? Red is generally associated with danger.
>>43647553
Looks like a Pirate or sea fairing game with a heavy focus on politics.
>>43647553
It's like a burger all the good stuff is in the middle.
>>43647584
Adventure is dangerous.
Red means danger.
What about the regions with no adventure and no absence of adventure?
>>43647601
I was about to say.
Could also be a green olive with a pimento in it viewed from the top down.
>>43647553
Looks like an arch wizard used his foul magics on the egg of power to raise the wall of Casper around those lands.
Too bad he trapped us in here with him cause now were going to cluck shit up.
Clearly it's a pirate campaign based around a mystical treasure trove of a dead arcane civilization that is hidden on a magic island that has disappeared from the world. Recently a pirate was found dead after his ship was sunk in an escape boat. The rumors of the islands return has brought in a flurry of adventures and treasure hunters scouring the rough seas of the dividing ocean!
>>43647663
>Recently a pirate was found dead after his ship was sunk in an escape boat. Along with him a chest of the ancient civilizations coin!
Durr that's what I get for editing.
>>43647663
How did he fit his ship in an escape boat?
Sea campaign.
>>43647712
Oh god, not again, not the rape gang!
>>43647553
What's up with the green zones that prevents adventures from occurring there?
>>43647782
it's too late, anon.
It was always too late.
>>43647553
What happens in those bits of land where neither adventure nor no adventure occurs there?
>Women of child-bearing age are supernaturally drawn to the Red Zone
Would this explain it?
>>43647897
Wait, where are the "Objectively sexier pirates" nearer the equator where they get that nice brown-elf look going?
>>43647923
>Women
>Adventuring
Funny.
>>43647795
Take a guess.
>>43647795
Actual functioning governments with strong militaries and law enforcement, presumably.
>>43647712
Ids habbening!
>>43647974
Does that mean there's a corresponding red zone generator in the center?
>>43648140
I refuse to play any fantasy setting without an Arabian Niiiiiiiiiights land.
>>43648104
>And then some stupid whyfoo faggot had to ruin it all
Weebs are always the worst.
>>43648183
>The weebs, Jack!
Shut up and make circles of adventure and nonadventure on the map
>>43647553
>What might this be like?
Archeage.
>>43648264
>big dicked arabian viking farmers
>>43648277
>turbans and beards and schlongs oh my!
>>43648277
Well, considering how the Arabs raped and pillaged all the way up to the coast of Scandinavia, it's not out of the realm of possibility.
So, it's a game about fishing and/or 1950s musical beach parties?
>>43648277
s-sauce?
>>43648301
Anon, we're trying to keep this a fantasy thing, please don't bring up any recent events.
>>43648302
maybe.
>Dallas
The map is referring the soap opera from the 80s, not the city, right?
>>43648376
Dallas?
sallaD
>>43647900
Mystery.
>>43648376
>soap opera
I really need to poop, but it seems this setting has no water closets for which I may relieve my poopy colon within
>>43647553
What would happen if you embarked on an adventure to find out why the green parts don't have any adventure?
>>43648535
>a single pretentious shit taking more place than some countries
whoa, that's one huge shit.a challenge, /tg/: run this setting.
>>43648523
I suppose the ALL THE ADVENTURE part is just a natural adventure tumor, and the other parts are just due to
>wizards
>>43648330
topkek
>>43648569
>>wizards
>>43648225
You got it.
>>43648620
You forgot your generator.
>>43648642
the generator exists out of space and time
>>43648642
It's a law created by the original and only God who oversees the world. It needs no generator.
It automatically forces weebs that are in the zone to go back to their alternate fag cancer dimension.
>>43648668
>alternate fag cancer dimension.
4chan?
>>43647988
Took me a bit, but I laughed.
The correct solution is totake the goat-man and execute the vile beast, then do the same to the wolfman, that way no cabbage get eaten and the inhuman scum die.
DON'T WORRY FRIENDS
GIVE YOUR FEELINGS TO BOB
>>43648752
I believe in the Bob
That believes in me!
>>43648752
[Chaos Engine intensifies]
>>43648221
....
Wait.
Knowing next to nothing about geography...that looks like Europe on its side.
>>43648821
YOU CAN DO IT BOB
SURPASS PERFECTION
APOTHEOSIS IS WITHIN OUR GRASP
>>43648829
[AsianArnoldSchwarzenegger.png]
>>43648841
HERE
WE
GOOOOOO
>>43648862
Can I put in a request for anime to be real in this new reality?
>>43648862
LEEEERROOOOOYYYYY JEEENNKIIINNSSSS
>>43648880
See>>43648668
You already have your own faggy cancer dimension. Just go there. The god denies you on this realm.
>>>/jp/
>>>/a/
>>43648915
>no fun allowed
God doesn't have shit on the will of man.
>>43648956
Penises?
>>43648952
Weeb filth spilling to where it isn't wanted isn't fun.
Go shitpost somewhere else.
>>43648992
HAIL BOB
>>43648993
>Look ma, I posted it again!
>>43648956
>>43648992
>Penises
New space time is a Futa dimension?
THANK YOU BOB.
>>43649054
>futa universe full of dicks n' shit
The god we deserve and the god we need
>>43649080
This Universe ain't for me. See you guys later.
>>43649080
>Full of
More like universe made of dicks. No space, no time, no matter or energy. Only dicks
>>43649049
You wouldn't turn down your messiah.
>>43648535
Where's all the tentacle beasts and terrified schoolgirl samurai warriors at?
>>43649147
You must be new to the website created to discuss anime.
>>43648438
Soap valkyries is a concept with real mileage behind it, well done.
The northern and southern continent are engaged in a never ending naval war, obviously.
Sort of an england and france situation.
>>43649172
>dimension of futa
NOT IF I HAVE A SAY IN THIS!
>>43649172
>Put penis in vagina
I see what you did there
>>43649269
I think my joke went over your head m8
>>43648221
Haha.
Took me a minute to figure out what all that map covered.
I like it. +1
>>43649466
+1 what?
>>43649491
He probably confused 4chan with facebook
>>43649491
He's a shitposter/Redditor/face booker/newfag. Ignore him.
>>43649544
>>43649580
This is one of the times I am happy to be ignorant.
>>43649580
>>43649544
What if he is treating it with D&D mentality?
+1 because it is more accurate and detailed than a standard map of Europe?
>>43649625
That still doesn't make sense, and >>43649491
still stands.
>>43649646
It looks kind of like the ironic, upboat reddit style of thing
>>43649683
>ironic
>>43647601
Mayhap 'tis a beach ball that *looks* like a watermelon!
>>43650222
['tism intensifies]
>>43649172
Who let Dave Sim create a cosmos?
>>43647553
Australia
>>43650683
>>43650574
>no itty bitty kitty titties
i have shamed this map
For people who want to have a nice life
>>43651027
That safe zone just looks like a plot by those big-dicked arabian viking farmworkers I've heard about.
>>43650922
worry not!
>>43650481
Power move there anon.
>>43649171
I'd say he created a perfect base to discuss it.
>>43652847
We're okay.
>>43652939
Man, fuck you.
>>43652985
What? Not liking fat, bear tits?
>>43652985
I'm intruiged what the big fat cat tats and goatmen overlap is like.
>>43653053
It's acivilized free trade zone with creeping urbanization that, sadly, threatens goatmen farmers' rape fields
>>43653161
>goatmen farmers
But all the farm workers are in Norse Arabia.
>>43653201
No, just big dicked ones.
>>43653214
I feel bad for the tiny dicked goatmen then.
Especially with the fat-tittied SPH-loving catmilfs.
>>43653214
Is big-dicked status objective or subjective? Because goatmen are classically randy buggers. Could be what's big for arabian viking farmhands is just above average for goatmen rape workers.
We need to think about this guys. This is seriously worldbuilding after all!
>>43647553
I think you mean
>NO BENIS DDDD:
>BENIS IN BAGINA :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>NO BENIS IN BAGINA DDDDDDDDDDDD:
>>43652985
They have arrived.
It continues, gave those shitty paladins a place too go.
>>43648349
>Fishing and 1950s musical beach parties.
And then the Sexy pirates arrived.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0FA1Z8plyk
>>43647553
Red = Pirates!
Green = Not enough gold for proper adventuring.
