stat me /tg/

Stat who, there's no one there.

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>>43624147

Confirmation that /tg/ is absolute shit today.

>>43624147
wouldn't he be a paladin with insanely good stealth skills?

I can't see your image. Posting error?

>>43624242
Dumb OP.

>>43624262
I like it

>>43624354
I think it would be more of a monk. Think about it:
*no armor
*powerful unarmed attacks
*can go invisible at high levels

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Level 5 Bootymancer

GMPCs don't need stats, you just roll behind a screen and say he overcame the odds.

>>43624147
>>43628741
This is why we don't let Vince GM anymore.

>>43624147
20th level PF ninja, maxed stealth.

sucks/10

>>43630598
>>43628741
Pretty sure they just jobbed Cena as soon as he stopped being maximum profit

>>43624242
the thread ended here, desu.

Or at >>43624262
That's acceptable too.

>>43631904
...how in the sweet fuck did "desu" become "desu"

What the fuck, autocorrect?

>>43632302
...fuck it, I'm done. Day's been too long to question the wierd shit 4chan does to posts.

>>43632313
baka desu senpai.

>>43624147
>>43624262
Is blankposting the worst meme of 2015

>>43624147
Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

>>43632526
>hay guis i'm gonna do something absolutely pointless and annoy everyone because i don't like the thread xDDD

get raped by an owlbear

>>43632622
You mean by John Cena?

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>>43632622
Stay salty, my friend

>>43632622
>hay guis i'm gonna do something absolutely pointless and annoy everyon
You just described stat me threads friend

>>43632360
What is changed to baka? I know only senpai desu. Retard? Nigger?

>>43635065
s m h

>>43624147
Concealment +30
Unarmed Master
Phase