Oh no /tg/, the Juggernaut has been hired to kick your ass and is coming your way.
How does your party deal with him?
The same water solve every other problem we can't talk our way aroundexcessive amounts of explosives
>>43575180
It doesn't stop the Juggernaut.
Better find something to sever his connection to Cyttorak, or the motherfucker won't die
>>43575165
Punch him until he dies.
>>43575165
Hmm, let me think.
The wizard will try to burn him to death.
The Sorcerer will try to put him to sleep.
The Rogue shoots him.
The Fighter would stab him, so would the other Rogue.
The Barbarian (me) would try and out juggernaut him.
The Druid wouldsuck his balls
>>43575165
Pay him even more money to fuck up the dude who put a hit on me.
wizard casts nailed to the sky
>>43575165
Invest in wands/scrolls of telekinesis and enervation. He can't really do shit if he can't touch the ground until he's crippled by negative levels.
Shoot him in the mouth
>>43575165
Power Word: Kill
This is the solution for every thread that is "Durr, /teeg!/ how am deal with pop culture icon?" Can we stop having these threads now?
>>43575208
You'd do more damage o yourself then to him punching an unstoppable force.
>>43575247
Telekinesis cant stop him if he's already moving. One of the most powerful X-men is a telekinetic.
>>43575247
The Juggernaut has actually powered his way through telekinesis
>>43575300
Juggernaut has 236 Health though. Power Word: Kill won't do anything.
>>43575325
In fact, he does that very regularly.
Me, I put whatever Villain or orginization I dont like between him and me, and kite like a motherfucker
>>43575300
>Power Word: Kill
>This is the solution for every thread that is "Durr, /teeg!/ how am deal with pop culture icon?" Can we stop having these threads now?
Anon, I'm going to reveal a magical and amazing aspect of 4chan. You see, not many people realize that you can ignore threads you don't enjoy. All you have to do is not click on the thread. If you find yourself clicking on the thread, just use your browser's "back" button or click the Return or Catalog links.
If you discover that you're incapable of ignoring the thread, you can also hold the Shift key and left-click the thread to hide it.
Hopefully, you have learned a valuable lesson about 4chan usage.
Also, Power Word: Kill won't stop the Juggernaut.
The party psion puts him down with psychic damage, pretty much like every single comic book appearance he makes.
I'll ask Hulk to beat the shit out of him like he always does.
>>43575363
Hulk is currently undergoing a character arc where he's morose and stuck as Banner.
>>43575353
How do you get his helmet off?
>>43575352
If I could ignore them do you think I would waste time shit posting on them?
>>43575363
The only time that Hulk actually just beat him down was when he was War.
>>43575398
And WW:H.
But less beat down, more, hey, don't have time to bother with you.
>>43575385
Step into a lady's parlor. Even the basest cur knows to remove his hat in the presence of the fairer sex.
>>43575165
Alternatively bribe him with money and pancakes
Could he beat Madara Uchiha?
>>43575398
Nigger please.
The only time juggernaut was able to beat Hulk was when he ambushed and choked him from behind.
>>43575165
>http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/imprisonment.htm
The party wizard casts this, we go home and collect the reward for saving the kingdom.
>>43575443
I don't know who that is, but it sounds terrible, so "yes".
>>43575443
Don't you fucking do it
>>43575165
(Optional if it works) Force cage, lotsa summons there to take off his helmet, once that's done a basic sleep spell will down him.
>>43575443
MMMMOOOOODDDSSSSSS
>>43575449
Yet he got his revenge afterwards.
Mind you, this is Professor, cross between Bruce and Hulk, so he is less ragy.
>>43575465
>>43575466
>>43575481And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara
>>43575512
He's less raged, but according to the wiki has a higher base strength.
>>43575165
As my party is doing it's own thing and I'm chilling with a black dragon who thinks I'm a high ranking member of the cult that wants to bring the Queen of Dragons into our world I plan on hiding.
>>43575363
Ummm...what? Hulk even his most powerful incarnation can't beat him. Worldbreaker outsmarted Juggy by making him start his momentum in a completely different direction. Jug's momentum can't be beat so he just made him kept going in a direction to where he's a non-factor.
>>43575165
I fucking die.
So does the party.
Look I get that being a smarmy asshole idiot is popular these days, but Juggernaut is immune to magic, psychic powers, and physical fucking harm.
Everyone dies. The end.
>>43575165
We fucking book it, hopefully, Knight Errant will take notice of the giant hulking man and we'll slip away in the resulting fight.
After that? Our technomancy shall order three crates of Saeder-Krupp Brand Dragon Dildos to be delivered at his location via drone.
This fight and the mysterious dildos may bring in the heavy cavalry, hopefully soldiers with Mil-spec hardened armor, in which Jarvis, our AI car, who was cleverly disguised as a soy dog stand shall retrieve a suit of said armor.
And thus the first step in creating the Spartan 11 Program is completed.
>>43575780
This.
Congratulations you are a shit DM. Why didn't you just say Rocks Fall Everyone Dies. It would have saved more time, been equally as fun and not been as stupid.
This is the problem with Marvel and other comics when they start levelling up their characters.
Juggernaut was good when his one power was "when he get rollin' he don't stop". Now he's just Superman on roids.
Tell me about the Juggernaut. Why does he wear the helmet?
>>43575780
>>43575850
Or you could do what >>43575234 and >>43575429 did and just give Juggs a better deal. You don't have to out-muscle every guy
>>43575866
If we took off the helmet would he die?
>>43575443
>>43575520
I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Izanagi and Izanami), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using the Infinite Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu, Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu.
>>43576275
I hate you
>>43576275
Excellent satire, anon.
>>43575165
Throw bodies at him until something sticks. Hopefully the bodies of our enemies or our mercenary company. Preferably our enemies because ruthless manipulation has worked out in the past after all.
>>43575165
Talking Mutants and Masterminds, what PL would Juggernaut be?
If he's PL 10, our team wouldn't have any problems taking him down.
>>43575165
Same as every other giant enemy crab. Protect the nurd until she can teleport it to Hell/into space/into the Elemental Plane of Horsecock Bukkake.
