Around elves, touch yourselves.
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Around elves, touch yourselves.
Oh my, are there more chapters now?
To check my pockets, of course
>>43560529
I don't have time right now to post the whole thing but yes, and it's been translated and everything.
>>>/a/133312155
>>43547993
>>43560512
Dammit, she's reaching critical levels of smug.
>>43560512
Touch the cowDo it Now
The only elves I've ever seen to be interested in other elves were two female players playing as lesbian elves.
The doomedest species.
>>43561170
Touch the elf
Not yourself
>>43560652
As a Canadian, you would not believe how much smugness turns me on.
>>43561704
Rampant homosexuality is how an immortal species keeps itself from overpopulating.
>>43563913
Hello there, also Canadian. ;)
>>43563913
>>43564012
Don't disappoint me, guys.
>>43563993
Lewd elf can go home, this is a Marsille board now.
>>43563913
>>43564012
Another Canadian here, I think I'm missing out on something. What does our nation have to do with smugness? Is it because we're all convinced we're way better than Americans?
/trash/
>>43564082
Less talk about smugness, more making out.
>>43564082
Jesus Christ, how did you vote for a soulless automaton parked right in the deep of the Uncanny Valley? I'd be afraid he'd tear out my liver with that exact same expression on his face.
![977378-justin_trudeau-1445496011[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2C7JJUX.jpg "977378-justin trudeau-1445496011[1]")
>>43564140
HE'S GONE.
HE'S FUCKING GONE.
LONG LIFE HOT HOT MCHOTTIE.
>>43564174
I know, but... fuck. Did you at least exile him somewhere far, far away? I'm worried that it's still on the same continent as me.
>>43564082
Yeah, we have a national inferiority complex so we constantly brag about how we're better than America. Smug is the national attitude. Polite smugness.
>>43564022
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in moose.
>>43560512
Of course, I need to find my gun if I plan on shooting them.
>>43564174
Fun fact; Harper and his son visited the camp I worked at. Harper constantly belittled everyone from working at summer camp and being like Trudeau. His son got ridiculously baked in the washroom.
He also never bothered to arrange for his security detail to have anywhere to sleep or to get them fed, so they slept in the woods and we had to bring them food out of pity.
>tfw nobody will believe me or care.
>>43564201
Sickening gains
>>43564199
I have never talked to any Canadian that was polite. Not once. Every single one, out of dozens, has been a backhanded son of a bitch that couldn't turn off their passive aggressive attitudes even while drunk -- which they frequently were.
>>43564274
Most of the Canadians I've met have been polite after we exchanged the customary "your country sucks" greeting that always occurs between Americans and Canadians.
As a Euro needlessly chiming in, Canadian tourists >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> American tourists
>>43564274
Maybe you're just a prick who mistakes lack of tact for being earnest.
>>43564274
Yeah, I always just found them to be passive aggressive. I guess they are polite in that they won't fight you, but damn
>>43564356
Fun fact: all us polite U.S. tourists have been claiming we're Canadian for decades. It's the only thing that keeps the French from wiping their ass with our everything.
>>43564514
Pretty much this. If saying I live 20 miles north of where I actually live means that I don't have to get into a dick-measuring contest with my taxi driver, or play power dynamics with a waiter, or get ignored by the concierge until he feels he's snubbed me enough, I'm gonna fucking do it. Travel is already unpleasant enough without dealing with every bum in a dead-end job brightening his drear existence by screwing with the American.
>>43564356
How does it feel knowing now that most "Canadian" tourists are just American tourists who don't want to fucked with by dickhead service people?
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