Saturday me and my buddies captured Tiamat in a Forcecage. We have half an hour until it wears off and one more opportunity to cast Forcecage. Wat do.
Roll to seduce.
>>43436576
My fighter only has a persuasion of +1
On the other hand the rogue has like a +12 or something
>>43436607
No Bard? Clearly, you all are scrubs.
>>43436576
>>43436595
Congratulations.
You've confirmed that /tg/ is absolute shit right now.
>>43436638
Level 15 party of 3.
Blaster mage, 16 years old
Fighter HP tank, has a Rod of Lordly Might and doesn't use it properly
Rogue: Skill monkey turned archer
Be very happy your DM didn't think to dispel it, seeing as how she likely has the spare spells to do it. Or wonder if she is truly Tiamat, instead of a pretender or lesser aspect of the goddess. But at any rate, your best bet, assuming lack of godslaying artifacts, favors from other gods, bards, and other useful items in the face of an actual god may be to planeshift to Sigil in a hurry.
>>43436568
Why would a force cage trap her?
>>43436734
One plan is to draw straws and the loser has to take our portable hole and handy haversack and turn them into each other when the forcecage goes down. I think our DM wants us to approach this like a puzzle instead of a combat.
>>43436787
Forcecage says it encompasses a 20x20 area and no interaction can occur between inside and outside the cage. The DM says Tiamat is 20x20 so we put her in a forcecage.
>>43436857
Doesn't forcecage have some absurd strength requirement that can overpower it?
How about Planeshift?
How about greater teleport/teleportation gate?
I mean come on. It's a god. That's just a 9th level spell.
Wait, if forcecage prevents interaction from the outside upon whatever is inside it as well as inside to outside … we didn't trap Tiamat, but instead are providing shelter to her from whatever she is hiding from. Therefore, the best answer is ask what she is willing to offer for us to use the second forcecage upon her?
>>43437159
We're in 5th edition, no strength check to break, might be able to plane shift out I'd have to check on that, and you can't teleport in or out. Again, the DM wants us to solve this like a puzzle or something. We can't beat Tiamat in combat, there's only so much damage three mad hombres can do.
>>43436568
Cast the other one and run as far as you physically can, because when it wears off you will have an angry fucking DRAGON GOD that you have shown up and embarrassed. If you find a dark crevice on the other side of the planet you have a small chance of living an average lifespan, I'd take it.
>>43436607
Aid another, aid another until you all have a one way trip to the deep, dark, moist depths of her "cave"
>>43436699
>/TEE GEE/ IS A SHIP BOARD
>>43437237
If you're playing the adventure path she should be beatable by combat. Use the time to prepare a strategy. If not, good luck.
>>43436568
Have you tried talking to her? See what she wants. Cast the next forcecage before the first one runs out and prepare the double infinitybagbomb just in case.
Also, you're probably not going to have this opportunity again.>>43436576 Roll to seduce. Having one of the mostly powerful creatures in existence as a waifu isn't magical realm shit [spoilers]unless you're into that[/spoiler]....it's powergaming.
>>43439880
Main issue with trying to seduce Tiamat is that she might then make you fight her lovers to see if you're worth more than a midnight snack, and if so where on the list of useful ones you fall. Then again, that would make for a strange tourney, fighting your way up the tiers of a goddess's potential consorts to be at their side.
>>43439880
>>43440047
>You trap Tiamat in a force cage
>Then seduce her so she won't kill you when you get out
>Good news, you succeeded
>So now she keeps you in a force cage to keep you safe
Since this is apparently the weakest and stupidest Tiamat to ever exist, just cast forcecage again and let it asphyxiate since a fuck huge dragon will probably use up all the air inside its space pretty quickly.
>>43436568
Op, do >>43436576, >>43436595, and >>43439479's suggestion
>>43436568
Gate in enough high level wizards to keep a force cage up permanently.
Enjoy the coolest terrarium in the universe
>>43436699
Looks like it's time for mods to crack down on "elf slave wat do" posters again! Man, how the time flies.
>>43436568
Obviously you should fuck the dragongoddess anon, when will you ever get this chance again?
>>43436607
Have the rogue roll then
>>43436568
>We have half an hour until it wears off and one more opportunity to cast Forcecage. Wat do
You screwed son
>>43436568
Baleful polymorph
>>43449061
Anyone ever find source for that?
>>43451254
http://imgur.com/gallery/IpGrq
http://imgur.com/gallery/Prrhk
>>43451394
Thanks
>>43436699
Whiny bitch lmao
>>43436568
I recommend teleporting a holy sword into her heart.
>>43436568
Ask her if she wants to hear the most annoying sound in the world.
>>43437159
>>43437237
Checking the rulebook, it seems they can escape vie teleportation/interplanar travel if they can make a Cha save. If she's got any of those left to her, you guys are probably screwed.
It's a cage, Tiamat can still blast breath weapons out 120ft each round so.... you're fucked.
>>43455464
Can't the caster determine if it's a cage or a cube?
>>43454073
OP is trying to stay alive, not get eaten
Bump, l I wonder if the thread can stay alive long enough for us to hear what happens to OP next
>>43460748
Bump
