Why are fat monkeys the best familiars?
They aren't seeing as nothing is objectively the best
thats not a monkey
what you should be asking is "why do orangutans make the best player race"
>>43091876
>monkey
Aw, shit, you dun fucked up now.
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially simian ones. They are not all that subtle
>>43091999
Apes just make great characters in general. Imagine your party walking into the fortune-teller's tent only to find this.
>>43091876
>monkeys
Ook.
>>43091876
I am sorry for the impending loss of your arms.
>>43093002
Or random encounters.
>>43092890
>ape wizard
>his list of spells and cantrips are essentially random, never focusing on anything
>just as like to cast magic missile at nothing in particular than it is to raise dead
>>43091876
Best familiar, coming through.
>>43091876
>monkey
rip OP
>>43091999
I have no idea.
>>43091876
Holy shit! Look at that thing.
