Let's play chess, /tg/. I'll start:
1. e4
>>33740058
2. Resigns.
Does nobody on /tg/ like chess? I never see chess threads on here.
>>33740201
Lousy fluff
Unbalanced units
Poor conversion opportunities
>>33740268
>unbalanced units
w-what? You and your opponent have the same pieces, how is it unbalanced?
>>33740268
this
its shit
and I'm not just saying that because I lost to my 12 year old sister earlier today
>>33740058
1...e5 offering draw
>>33740378
If you don't understand how badly OP the White army is, we can't help you.
>>33740410
2. Nf3
Draw declined
>>33740543
2. Nf6
>>33740543
I declare stalemate. There are no legal moves.
>>33740643
3.Qe7
>>33740896
4. d4
>>33741138
5. Nf3
>>33741159
Qxe4#
>>33741175
You mean Qxe4+ right? A # means checkmate, + means check.
6. Be2
>>33741211
Ah you're right. Be7.
>>33741341
7. 0-0
>>33741432
Ditto
>>33741432
Activate alpha protocol, flanking tactics.
>>33741467
8. Re1
>>33741488
Crusade.
Now what?
>>33741520
8.Qg6
>>33741554
9. Nc3
>>33741613
9.Nh5
>>33741549
>>33741659
10. Bd3
>>33741743
10.F5
>>33741743
Er... 10.f5 that is
>>33741783
>>33741801
11. Bc4+
>>33741826
11. Kh8
>>33741844
12. Rxe7
>>33741704
Large straight.
>>33741864
12. f4
>>33741894
13. Rxc7
>>33741974
13. Bh2
>>33742006
13. Bh3, sorry.
>>33741867
Uh, Yatzhee is played with 5 die. . .
>>33742059
Wait i fucked up the diagram oops
Here's the real one
>>33742079
14. Nc6
>>33742114
15. Rxb7
>>33742025
Which is exactly why they'll never expect it!
Not that, and not us, the Spanish Inquisition!
>>33742153
15. Ra8-e8.
Not sure the proper formatting on that one
Gentlemen.
>>33742200
16. d5
Also, the correct format would be 14. Rae8
>>33742250
16. Ne5
>>33742270
17. Rxa7
>>33742305
17. Nxf3+
>>33742305
oops, i forgot the diagram for that one. my bad
>>33742343
18. Qxf3
>>33742374
18. Rf1
>>33742374
How has this not devolved into complete absurdity? I'm disappointed in you /tg/.
>>33742374
wtf happened to this game?
Re1 dude
>>33742393
You mean Re1?
19. Qxh3
>>33742416
duh...
Rxf1
>>33742416
20. f3
1. a3
Who's gonna argue that black loses?
>>33742442
20. g3
>>33742485
I can't go on with this charade anymore, gg.
>>33742485
Nf4
>>33742499
Come on man, we've got pins out our ass here.
>>33742499
gg. That was pretty fun
>>33742507
21. Bxf4 if you wanna keep going
>>33742568
Rxa1
Plague Wind scours White from the board. Black victory... I guess?
The Spanish Inquisition deploy a Machiavellian torture device!
>>33742613
Not now, there are people actually playing chess.
>>33742630
Yess yes there are.
>>33742655
Kg8
>>33742655
That knight is a real bitch.
Qxc2
>>33742720
illegal
>>33742720
Won't that put him in check with the queen?
>>33742720
Not a legal move
>>33742723
23. Rf7
>>33742776
Rxf1, Kxf1, Qe3 check
I've seen really good chess threads on /b/ that focus on tactics problems and general discussion.
>>33742817
>>33742827
>>33742839
>>33742848
shits about to get real
>>33742814
25. Kg1
For black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=didzxUkrtS0
>>33742877
Ra8
>>33742913
26. Bh6
>>33742954
Pxh6
>Chess
o-okay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjBQ-TQUY0Y
>>33742954
Avoiding checkmate requires a Queen sac for a Rook and a Bishop.
I concede, gg op.
>>33742991
There it is. Well played, White.
>>33742991
27. Qf6+ Kg8 Qg7#
good game guys, /tg/ needs some more chess threads. This was fun
A full chess game on /tg/. Somehow not thrown off the rails, despite several attempts.
Has this happened before? At least one time?
>>33740058
deep striking at e4
What the hell /tg/? How did this happen?
>eenase condemn
Yes captcha, this makes me feel uneasy and I condemn it too.