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Post memes.
First for 1agan
>>69599241
MEMES, YOU SAY?
Eventually I'll keep up with the memes.
>>69599241
so, sprint or not today? why the fuck is EQS making a break with two guys, no faith in >kittlel anymore?
My body is ready
>>69599241
FEEL THE BERN
>>69599283
Niggers not allowed in this thread, back to Africa.
>pinot ;_;7
> Brazil FILTERED
>>69599283
lad, your flag is a square, get out
>muslim niggers FILTERED
>>69599241
>using pedals
>>69599312
What?
I can't hear you.
You see, I FILTERED YOU.
I FILTERED YOU OUT.
Flecha a robot confirmed.
>>69599291
>>69599304
I'm just here for the (you)'s
>>69599346
>I'm just here for being a nog
Hi nog.
>>69599349
what's your point?
>>69599354
Hi nog.
>>69599356
HOLY FUCK YOUR COUNTRY IS FULL WITH NIGGERS WHY DO YOU CALL ME NOG FUCKING APESHIT
>>69599366
>being literally mad
>he's actually a nog
>being this uncomfy
this is giro and vuelta are superior desu
>>69599366
> not filtering Brazil and rendering /tdf/ 87% better.
>>69599380
Vuelta has been better than the tour every year since 2012.
how can you watch this shit sport
>>69599398
Define "better."
>>69599398
2013 TdF was pretty decent, certainly better than that year's Vuelta.
>>69599405
Please keep uncomfy thoughts out of this thread.
>>69599411
The GC battles were more interesting.
>>69599411
Closer more exciting races.
I haven't been following cycling that long but certainly this year's giro and last year's vuelta were better than this and the previous tour.
Last year's giro though was a bit dull, contardor dominated it hard.
who else rooting for Fabian today?
>tfw he will get cucked by sagan again
>>69599425
Not a fan of ol' Horndog?
>>69599436
I do
would be glorious if he wins in his hometown
Takes a lot of doping to get this fat, Greg LELmond
>>69599451
LeMond was clean.
Covered tram rails just before the finish
Lads, where is the photo of the /tdf/ sign, but not the photo of the frenchie holding it on FTV broadcast?
>>69599478
(you)
>>69599482
Why is your flag square?
>>69599487
Would drift while listening to eurobeat/10
How does everyone bypass the doping tests lads ?
Do they get caught and bribe their way out ?
got my carbon wheels lads, now just waiting on the cassette and new tires to come in the mail
>>69599496
Where is your moe anime jersey?
>>69599496
Why not just swap it over from your old ones?
In any case, noice.
>>69599496
slam that stem m8 if you've got carbon wheels
>>69599490
why is your country a shithole
why your country lost 7-1
why do you even post here
What does TDF stand for? What even are these threads?
>>69599503
Have a (You), nog.
>>69599496
noice, would call a fred but be internally jealous of/10
>>69599501
gotta have them rapid wheel changes dude
>>69599506
Torch the Dutch Fag
>>69599503
This is a comfy thread m8
Dont be a bully,even when telling the truth
THANKS JUAN
>departmente du dubs
ebin
Based Alaphilippe & Based Martin.
Stage looking good already.
>>69599496
I think that bike is a bit small for you m8.
>>69599501
It's good to have beater trainers (the Aksiums) and have the Reynolds' for incredible hihg speed
>>69599502
It's already a 100mm stem family how much shorter do you want
kek Alaphilippe just happy to be there
lads, how do i get used to the position on a roadbike? I tried a bit on a stationary bike at home but it hurts my wrists, ass and I cant find out how to actually sit without crushing my testicles. I dont have cycling shorts yet, will they fix the problems?
>>69599538
Stems with less than 120mm are for girls, as are over 0.5cm of spacers.
Are you a girl?
>>69599536
I'm 5'9 and the frame is a 54cm, the seat post is really high because I'm used to a high saddle (my tibalis anterior and calf muscles are used to extended overpronating cadence form, any lower would feel alien and somewhat taxing)
>HEY ROY
What did he mean by this?
>>69599548
>>69599496
also
>triathlon cycling shoes
>>69599546
Cycling shorts might help a bit but it is probably more of a flexibility and strength problem for you. If you put less weight on your wrists they stop hurting. If you are flexible enough to bend your hips and back so your weight is on the sit bones your ass will hurt less. Don't sit on your testicles.
But a road bike at any position takes some getting used to.
>>69599548
I can't have too much reach since I have mild scoliosis to be quite honest
>>69599556
They're roadies very similar to Sidi Genius 5's; plus the difference between the two is so paltry that it is really just marketing
who else /waiting/ for Rudy Project to release the Tralyx in Etixx colors?
>because who wants orange lenses
>>69599546
is the stationary setup totally flat? if it has a riser block under the front wheel those things slay your nuts. shorts and gloves will fix those issues but if they don't go away you want a bike fit.
FUCK PUCK
>>69599476
I feel like it would be funnier to watch if they didnt cover them.
>mandela day
fuck that murdering nigger
>a forced, uninteresting class about Mandela day which no one cares
>>69599583
>be a woman
>get famous in whatever field
>still get asked to pose in skimpy outfits every other week
>>69599592
(you)
>>69599568
Humm, sorry they looked like Tri shoes.
Move along now and enjoy your ride.
>le edgy contrarian teen who doesn't like Mandela meme
>>69599595
well she retired at age 24 so I don't think she's in it for the craft
>"sport has the power to change the world" - nelson mandela
Then why did he bomb things?
Does anyone even give a shit about the white jersey? I've heard maybe a handful of mentions thereabout in the entirety of this year's Tour coverage
>>69599611
Was that supposed to be a witty observation
>>69599611
ENOUGH
>>69599583
FUCK YOU
Starting on the wine
>>69599564
>dont sit on your testicles?
how can I avoid it though? should I sit far back, far at the front, in the middle? I feel like bending my upper body so much is causing the problems, should I maybe raise the handlebars to about saddle level?
>>69599621
Was that supposed to be bantz?
>>69599633
Sit bones have that name for a reason.
Google about bicycle position and saddle choices.
>>69599632
Already on the beer. Enjoy, la.
>>69599632
On day two of going full teetotal because my family are all alcoholics and I was just a few sessions from getting permarekt.
Have a glass for me friendo.
>>69599633
You shouldn't do anything until you get a pair of cycling shorts, they compress your balls in a way that sitting on them is impossible, and make chafing and getting a rash from the abrasion and friction almost impossible (so long as you wear nothing between your body and said shorts- no underwear!)
>>69599569
actually my father forgot where the riser for the front wheel is, so the back wheel is elevated for like 2cm while the front is flat on the ground
Someone post webm of that recent crash
>>69599595
Do you have a problem with this?
>>69599652
You too
>>69599653
Wew. Congrats on the decision and good luck.
>>69599653
how much you drank a day?
>>69599659
Someone post the fucking sign the frenchie used on the second or third stage.
>>69599670
(you)
>>69599317
underrated
Kim Andersen (DS @ Trek) is the most boring person alive by some distance.
>>69599595
It's only women in exhibitiony fields that get asked to pose.
Nobody ever sees a scientists/writers/historians/engineers of the week centrefold.
>46 billion word essay due tommorow
And yet I'm still watching grown men cycle for 6 hours.. What do?
>>69599686
take your bike, and ride away from that shit
>Dat grassy fish
>>69599686
You must type one word for each downstroke of your favorite cyclist.
Problems weren't
>>69599680
Maybe they do, but they are smart enough to not accept. Ever thought about that? Huh? Nah you're right, still pretty funny though. Must suck if you're a strong independent woman who wants to be taken seriously
>>69599691
Can we all report this shitskin so he can go back to robbing stores and shooting people?
Pablo no welcome.
>>69599503
>Caring about divegrass during /TdF/
>Not being /comfy/
Have another (You).
>>69599705
I'm not Norwegian.
>>69599705
my words
>>69599711
just fuck off
>>69599666
Cheers satan.
>>69599667
Averaged out at a twelve pack and a bottle of wine or a couple of bottles of cherry brandy.
Wasn't so much the volume or frequency, rather the duration. I can go days (sometimes weeks) without drinking. However, it is literally impossible for me to have a beer for lunch or four beers for the match then stop. As soon as one drop passes my lips, I'm going to be awake for a few days sludging my way through whatever's in the house/at the shop/bar.
>Dat fucking hat
Cheer up Stuyven, at least the peloton's not pulling too hard.
>>69599718
>>69599705
Could you two cucks stop worrying about flags already. You're shitting up the thread.
>>69599733
Its the rampant shitposting thats reportable, you retard.
Look at this shit, >>69599721
>come in late
>op is brazilian
>switzerland and norway shitting up the thread
>no one is posting memes
wewlad
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>>69599747
>Which top riders do you think are doping?
All of them.
hello friends, just woke up, did I miss anything?
>>69599757
And nobody's asked how everybody's morning bike ride was.
>>69599766
A salmon on a bike.
>>69599546
Asspain is probably because you haven't gotten used to a saddle yet. Will go away after you ride for a few days so your body gets used.
Get a seat that fits your body is how you prevent your balls from crushing. I personally prefer ISM saddles but there are plenty of different saddles out there so find one that fits you.
>>69599773
By the way, how was everybody's morning bike ride?
>>69599745
Replying to shitposting is still fucking shitposting. Which indeed, can also be said about this post. So just stop it now please.
>>69599766
Not reallly. Martin and Alaphilippe have been out front for a while.
>>69599773
>>69599777
filled with people crossing the street without looking because they're busy catching pokemon
Anyone knows what this marginal gains apparatus is? I assume it offers compression or something.
Hello lads, I hope youve all done your morning rides. I had a bit of a rest day and did some comfy MTBing, and now its time for comfy /tdf/. What a comfy day.
Procyclinglive is down, anyone have a working stream?
>>69599757
YOU WANT MEMES?
>>69599777
Five flats.
Five fucking flats.
And four Poliwhirls.
>>69599801
Reminds me of the tire warmers they use for racing.
>>69599796
I cant wait for all the liveleak videos of kids gettnig ran over because they are catching pokemons.
>>69599801
Also, peep vroomes benis
>>69599801
yeah, looks like leg compression ketone technology
>>69599796
I'm still waiting for people to die because of pkmn go, fucking normies.
>>69599807
Shut up and post Puck
>it's not like he had much more muscle back then
>Dat castle
>>69599806
Turn on the TV? It's everywhere.
>>69599777
Rode to work. About to ride back home to catch the end of stage.
>>69599805
I can post my >Strava of yesterday's ride but I doubt anyone would care
Heart rate was right about 160-170 bpm average for one entire hour, felt like I was choking
>>69599819
Puck posting is eternal.
>>69599819
FUCK PUCK
>>69599819
>normies
That term triggers me. Use normalfags instead.
F
RIP Chris' mum ;_;
>>69599807
reminder that Froome was quite thin in 2008
>>69599584
it'd be a massacre
>Fake cows
What is this faggotry?!
is anything happening? i cant watch it today
>>69599476
That just looks like taped tar paper. Not really sure it'd hold if a wheel rolled into the groove of the tracks.
>>69599836
>>69599837
I don't follow
>tfw no qt jewish girl to pull me by the hand
>>69599839
His first ascension to the throne failed.
He clearly just needed Sky® Ketone® technology.
>>69599828
Her tits are probably fake right?
>>69599847
Martin and Alaphilippe in front with some 5-6 minutes. Peloton worried.
>>69599851
Chris Boardman's mum got rekt by a truck while on a bike ride yesterday morning.
>>69599842
That's my fetish.
>>69599858
They are true in my hearth.
>>69599858
Nah mate. They real.
>>69599777
drove to the skatepark only to realise i had forgotten my bmx, shoot me
This isn't a comfy thread lads
what is this sport
I cycle to work every morning so what, can I join these faggots
>>69599853
It's amusing when so many say that when just last year a mate of mine was in Tel Aviv and they had daily missile sirens going on. Hear it was fucking terrifying.
>>69599801
I'm going to assume it injects doping directly into the legs
>>69599873
Why didn't you bike to the park?
>>69599777
Had a casual ride playing Pokemon Go.
Was fun
>>69599864
>rekt by a truck
She's probably flat as a board right now.
>>69599874
I blame the square flag.
>>69599885
>playing Pokemon Go
THANKS JUAN
>>69599864
That's not Nice.
>>69599872
brehs
>>69599885
>playing Pokemon Go
Congratulations for staying alive and in one piece. Keep doing that shit though and you might not catch the Tour next year.
>>69599885
leave
>>69599874
this stage is not comfy either so we good
>>69599876
shut up
>>69599894
I blame your shithole
>>69599903
I don't know what you're talking about m8. Am /comfy/ as fuck right now.
>>69599873
because it actually wasnt this morning but rather an hour ago and I dont have a light which will mount to my bmx
>>69599827
Nice. Thats usually my rides as well, just fast as fuck for 1-3 hours. Holding back feels weird and I just automatically speed up.
>>69599908
>responding to bait this shitty
>>69599874
I'm noticing a distinct uncomfyness as well. I normally don't have to filter out so much trash.
COMFY
>>69599902
I'm a better cyclist than you so calm down, you're not being very comfy
>>69599932
just ignore him
Where will be the first Pokémon Go death?
>new york
Anybody got the webm of that dirty chink trying to compo scam the peloton in China today?
>>69599932
You remind me of drivers saying they're good enough and can talk on the phone while driving or drink a beer or two before without any problems.
>>69599936
>his flag
>is a square
They had 1 (one) job.
Lads, I have a question:
How is the Tour so popular (3rd most watched even after the WC and Olympics; shown in 195 countries)?
I'm not saying it is shit, but it doesn't seem the kind of sport that would gather such a large audience. It's 4 hours of a few guys riding their bikes and then 30 seconds of excitement.
How does one kill the sky train?
Any suggestions would be appreciated.
>>69599943
does anyone have a webm of that pedestrian destroying the peleton
>>69599952
Every single sporting event is the 3rd most watched. F1, UEFA CL, TdF, Super Bowl. Two of those are completely utter shit.
>>69599946
>your country
>losing 7-1
why have you not already killed yourself
people sold their houses for this match and you lose it 7-1
>>69599954
Cut their supply of Sky juice. So probably disable their car and have them get water and food from the Vitel bikes only.
>>69599952
It's a giant ad for tourism in france and the scenery is nominally better than the other two GTs
also it's been going the longest
>>69599954
nice truck of peace
>>69599952
You're the one who's only able to provide 30sec of excitement.
>>69599962
>t. a square
Ignored, get a proper flag.
>>69599966
D-did you say Sky Juice?
>>69599962
>Divegrass
>>>/o/
>>>/u/
>>>/t/
>It's another Brazil gets filtered episode
>>69599962
>>69599946
OH MY GOD FUCKING STOP. BOTH OF YOU. You're on opposite sides of the world, I can't separate you any further. You're making this thread uncomfy as fuck.
>>69599962
>lol he watch sports for niggers
jej, hi nog
69600000 for fuck cycling off to /asp/ or /n/
How do they do these interview during the race? Are they allowed to gift a lift back up to their position after the interview?
>>69599993
(me)
>TFW no qt race-fu with road rash on her face to lick clean.
>>69600007
7-1
'
1
>>69599998
jej, Ahmed btfo
>>>/pol/ go be btfo by burgers
>>69599938
Never.
Damn, Cav talked a lot. Bretty good interview though.
>>69600019
see >>69599992, square nog
>>69600030
Did he say he was competing for the green jersey?
Couldn't listen
>>69600003
(you)
>>69599998
close enough
better check some numbers to get the comfyness back in here
>>69599977
>>69599966
>>69599922
>>69599911
>>69599900
>>69599866
>>69599833
>>69599766
>>69599733
>>69599777
>>69599888
trips are good too
>>69599899
>9899
>>69600031
>>69599954
the others ride faster
Will Froome win at the olympics?
>>69600037
No, he said he was focusing the last stage as usual, but also said he was quite honored to be this close to Sagan after the gap between them was pointed out.
As a runnerfag, I don't know much about cycling. How many km/mi are you riding everyday? Also, can you (Europeans) cycle in the winter?
>>69600053
depends if he can avoid getting stabbed by a favela urchin
>>69600038
>>69600030
Cav's really articulate when it comes to racing and training stuff. But he has a voice like a chav murderer so people dont' take him seriously.
>>69599954
As long as PM are allowed in race, it's almost impossible.
>>69600041
>Get 5 out of 9 dubs
>>69600038
>Dem Cheeks.
She barely has a fat face and if she goes full skelly we will lose that ass and those tits.
>>69600056
>>69600057
Thanks, Anon.
>>69600062
In the winter is average 70km on weekdays and 150 on the weekend.
Yes you can cycle in the winter. It's just wet and dark.
>>69599954
The Movistar heavy hitters should move to Astana. Astana should build a super climber train like Sky has. Quintana should not train for anything but the Tour and me the new team Astana leader.
I think no one is gonna beat Sky in TdF because every other team cares about winning the classics and the other grand tours. Sky literally only trains and prepares for TdF every year.
>>69600082
>gypsies stole all dubs
Nothing new here.
Kidding, I love you.
>>69600062
I ride usually 250-300km a week, spread over 3-5 days. Yes its fine to ride in winter as long as its above freezing, just wear some more clothing. Of course if the roads are icy its not possible but bless global warming.
>>69600062
I ride 25k flattish here and there in the week and maybe 50-60 undulating shit on a weekend but I'm an uber casual general fitness pleb.
>>69600067
MODS PLS BAN HIM
>>69600067
Yes I can
>>69600091
Astana are lowering their budget, unfortunately and Vino likes Aru.
Maybe Riis can set up a new team solely focused on beating Sky in the Tour. Is there any rider able to beat Froome right now whom they could buy? Contador is too old and retiring soon, Quintana is too weak on the flat and Nibali is too inconsistent.
It's looking likely that Froome will get 5 wins. Pity.
>>69600119
>not changing the watermark to fake teamcar
>>69600123
Dumoulin if he doesn't want to go for Olympics TT in said year
boring
>>69599264
Thanks based brazilbro
Daily /OBE/ Backstage pass reminder:
Pre tour:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHGeb4k69AY
-Stage 1:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ATydbtwpf4
-Stage 2:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3ariGnY2v8
-Stage 3:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT2HdqA8d0A
-Stage 4:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SKbQkhgNoU
-Stage 5:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnsnx2fbQtQ
-Stage 6:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a84vky0Obsw
-Stage 7:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBW1yRulVpw
-Stage 8:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iNTLmSmm0Q
-Stage 9:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AshcHDVgOfs
-Stage 10:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH0FL-KRL8Q
-Stage 11:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKJyywOCfI8
-Stage 12:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tBULgdoLmM
-Stage 13:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7tOE8C8E_4
-Stage 14:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvoHHs701mw
-Stage 15:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7HwBNYLubk
>>69600139
Dumoulin is TT king but I still don't trust him enough in the mountains, look at yesterday.
>>69600123
>Is there any rider able to beat Froome right now whom they could buy?
I think there are plenty of guys out there, including Contador, Quintana, and Nibali. The problem is that they all have to ride like freelancers now. But imagine a Valverde/Nibali/Quintana/Contador train. If Contador is on form and has a dedicated train like Wiggo had a few years back, he could dominate just as much as sky are now. The only problem is that they are all trying to contend on their own, and that's when you end up having a yellow jersey group with 4 sky guys and maybe just two members of every other GC contender team.
>>69600103
This pretty much. Casual as fuck but do try and bike wherever I need to go during the week. Not going out that much during weekends though.
Also commentators just talked about Zakarin yesterday. Apparently what happened was that he lost a contact lens, and waited twice for the car to bring him spares. And he dropped both of them, so the rest of the stage he wasn't seeing right out of one eye.
Has this years TdF been boring?
>>69600166
would you stop posting that plastic bitch
>>69600164
He's won two stages; one of which he averaged 6.1 w/kg for 50 minutes.
He's bound to be fatigued.
Agree about the high mountains. Too early to tell.
>>69600175
We haven't had a proper /TdF/ since Schleck left.
>>69600178
Hide the posts m8, not that hard. It's what I do.
>>69600126
topkek
>>69600188
Schleck is in the race m8
>>69600175
Just as boring as previous years, although there's been more retarded shit.
>spooky running skeleton
>meme descending
>attack of the deflatable
>fans being stupider than usual
>richie port kissing a moto
>>69600188
Pretty much yeah
>>69600213
whats your point m8?
>Suddenly massive summer downpour out of nowhere on a sunny day
Holy shit, /comfy/ levels got revamped to 11.
>>69600218
I think he meant Andy. The skeleton we deserve.
I miss Andy.
>>69600091
>Sky literally only trains and prepares for TdF every year
http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/froome-named-in-team-sky-squad-for-liege-bastogne-liege/
Poels won.
Sky have been trying to win classics for years, they don't train only for the tdf, they just fail at winning big classics.
>>69600168
>any team being able to afford 3 GT winners/wanting to do that ever
wew
maybe the Prince of Bahrain (>tfw can't joke about that soon cos it is happening)
the smart thing to do is be like OGE and nurture young talent such as Ewan and the brothers Yates. or Sky who sign shit riders on the cheap and test their VO2 max before giving them the Sky juice and skelly diet.
>>69600169
I ride with contacts and I can see why that would be annoying, but you still have 1/2 vision with one lens in. waiting is beta as fuck, just close one eye
>>69600218
Frank is just there to receive a paycheck.
Andy was always the better one anyway. Pity he's gone. I'd rate him above Nairo.
>>69600219
Don't forget John Degenkolb's moustache.
>>69600232
Zakarin is even more scared of descents than >Pinot so it must have been a shit day for him.
>>69600241
needs source for a fake taxi video
>>69600168
I think if BMC got their shit together a little bit better and one of their contenders was cut and dry set at a domestique for the other, they *might* have a chance if they got two other mountain goat superstars and relegated guys like GVA to domestique roles as well instead of stage hunting. Although I think BMC is going to quit after this year... and I don't think any of those riders would be cool with any of that anyways and would just move teams.
Tinkoff is quitting too.
Sky is just hyper focused on the tour, with the most money...dunno how shit will bode for the next 2-3 years if things remain the same.
That leaves
I hate these commentators and their pronunciations
Brian Cockhard.
>>69600241
(you)
>>69600239
>Not watching female fake taxi.
>>69600218
I meant Andy.
And don't forget how Schleck was after a bit, his body was there, but his mind was elsewhere.
>>69600186
He can just assemble a training plan to be a GC contender, once he got the tt în the Olympics. He definitely has the potential, and Ãm not alone with this opinion
>>69600243
Moustaches should only ever be in the plus column
>>69600250
Ours say it properly in a surprising twist. Switched to the English commentators when they had some sound problems a few days ago and yes, noticed the CockHard as well.
>>69600258
how do you even post with this flag
should be banned after the 7-1
>>69600219
Last years TdF was pretty good. Froome crushed it on stage 10 and then it became a nail biter as he kept losing time up until the end to Quintana.
This year he is the winner basically with two attacks, but they only contributed small amounts of time, so it's more of just no one can challenge him
>>69600232
I lost my one of my contacts several times while riding, and its a bit weird at first but after 1 minute you get used to it, your brain probably automatically alters some shit to account for the difference between both eyes. After that its perfectly fine desu, Zakarin is a pussy.
>>69600249
>Although I think BMC is going to quit after this
Bummer. I love TJ but he should've just been there to help Richie "Captain Mechanical" Porte.
official tdf shit thread day power rankings:
today
today
today
power gap
900000001
any other day
>>69600266
>. He definitely has the potential, and Ãm not alone with this opinion
I share your opinion. I just worry about his ability at high altitude. If Wiggins can do it, he should also.
>>69600288
can you stop posting this shit I'm at work atm
>>69600296
This.
Australia, Brazil and Switzerland want shooting.
>>69600252
>>69600279
>tramp stamps on both sides
>possibly fake tits
>renting out her bagina
does that make her a quadruple whore?
also, (You)
>SCHLEKER storefront captcha
>>69600296
Finally something I can agree with UK on
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dont like cycling joshy boy?
>>69600067
your terrible childhood?
>>69600320
>brazil
>get shot
>>69600327
I have been.
Sure I'm not the only one.
>>69600276
Well Romanian's a romance language so I suspect it's probably a bit easier for them seeing as French is as well. Our commentators say everything in French very horribly and pronounce chateau as "shadow" and oiseau as "wazoo".
>>69600327
>report every post
>nothing happens
good to know there are mods
>>69600296
I-I actually agree.
With a brit.
Ouch.
>>69600296
Spot on m8.
>Brazil, Straya, Switzerland pls go
>>69599858
Fake or not they can't be very aero.
>>69600357
>brazil
>clean dirty ass with hand
>>69600347
They're pretty active on chasebowl threads or when you accuse them of doing it to bolster their CP folders >for free
Is Cuntador a drug cheat?
>>69600377
Yes
>GREG LEMOND ALERT
>>69600377
No. He's innocent.
He also won the 2011 Giro and 2010 tour.
RETARD QUESTION ALERT
Why can't Froome win el Vuelta?
>>69600387
>brazil
>lose 7-1
>>69600377
Maybe
>>69600342
Indeed. French was super popular some 30-40 years ago, and still is to some extent. Capital city was called little Paris.
>>69600283
I guess you're not very wrong.
But I miss those days where the best cyclist didn't also had the best team by far.
I miss those days of a team grinding other teams until only but the contenders where there. I miss attacks from far, I miss actual multiple attacks.
This is why I prefer the giro.
What we see now is insane, we see Sky with 2 or 3 riders up until the last few km.
>>69600377
used to be but it's harder to cheat now with the biological passport
>btfo everybody in each TdF he raced
>get suspended
>suddenly struggles to beat Giro/Vuelta-tier riders
>best place is 5th in the tour
you decide
>>69600402
His body will be exhausted from the TdF exertions
He probably won't be entering
Was that Poels with a flat?
>>69600377
Spain declared no, UCI declared yes and gave him a retroactive suspension. I honestly don't think he was malicious in his doping. He needed to pay for it, which he did. I'm just glad he didn't get a lifetime ban.
>>69600402
He can and nearly did. But he'll probably never try again unless he has to pull out of tdf.
>>69600421
>tfw no Andy Schelck to btfo team Sky
>>69600402
>Why can't Froome win el Vuelta
Mainly because it's too difficult for him and Sky.
In 2011 he wasn't strong enough, 2012 he was too fatigued, 2014 he got smacked by Contador and in 2015 he wasn't a good enough bike handler.
He'll fail this year also.
>>69600425
>brazil
>morning walk
>get shot
>>69600423
Yes, getting his own wheel out too.
>>69600421
There was a journo who actually microdosed EPO to test the passport, and they concluded the results were undetectable.
is angryphilippe doing any work at all or is Martin just emptying himself to unleash him somewhere close to the finish?
>>69600454
>brazil
>romantic dinner
>get robbed
>>69600436
>tfw no more based Leopard-Trek team
>>69600457
Alaphillipe was doing the inclines and Martin the rest, not sure what they are doing now
>>69600454
>>69600460
Can both of you just fuck already?
>>69600457
They have been switching at decent rates in this break, but he is pulling for Alaphilippe right now.
>>69600460
>>69600454
can you two just shut the fuck up please, these threads are supposed to be comfy.
>>69600457
The break away will fail anyway and angryphilippe is not nearly as good in TT as Martin
>>69600448
yeah cheating will never die but the performances are a bit less superhuman nowadays
>>69600476
Saved and reported.
>>69600477
fuck what?
Somebody explain this meme attack because not even Tony Martin believes he can win from here?
>and I can't swim so I'm not going
jej
>>69600480
oh okay, every time I checked I saw Martin on the front.
>>69600476
Just got fired for watching porn at work
THX mate
>>69600500
Etixx-Memestep
>no further explanation required
>>69600500
le need to suicide try every stage cuz no frog has won yet + alaphillipe le mad his crash cost him the stage yesterday
>>69600505
Yes, he is doing more work since he's pulling for Alaphilippe, but they do switch so he's not doing all the work.
>tfw you never be swiss
>>69600496
we need 7-1
>>69600523
>this thread will never not be shit
>>69600523
Don't feel bad, at least your not British or Brazilian.
I slept in today, did anything interesting happen so far?
Incoming 2agan interview.
>>69600544
This thread crashed with no survivors
>>69600544
lots of shitposting
>>69600487
What are the /sp/ board rules? They've been at it for hours, can we just get rid of these two?
>>69600544
Brazil and Switzerland are arguing over who is prettiest. That's about it. Pretty slow day.
>>69600552
Haha, spot on explanation.
>>69600547
>loook at me
>I get shot 2 times a day
>>69600559
The rules are that the hotpocket men are asleep in USA.
>all this shitposting
>stage is a snoozer
Welp see you tomorrow lads.
>>69600584
tomorrow is rest day m8
I want the agressive /pol/tards to leave.
/tdf/ is about comfy and memes.
>Commentators talking about a tour in Chinkland about how a fucking pedestrian crossed an 8 lain street through the crossing while the peloton was a few hundred meters away for god knows what reason
Long story short, he was run over and knocked over about 10 riders.
>>69600606
Welp nevermind
>>69600610
>about 10 riders.
that's an understatement, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzZmEHq5DLw
>>69600610
>10
you should watch the video
>>69600623
>XIAIN OH XIAIN OH XIAIN OH XIAIN OH XIAIN OH XIAIN OH XIAIN OH XIAIN OH XIAIN OH XIAIN OH
>>69600623
>>69600627
Holy shit. Only heard the commentators talking about it. That looked like a massacre. Surprised the damn pedestrian survived.
the brazil shitposter left
there's a god
>>69600623
dat womens noise...
I can't help myself, this is retarded
nice crash btw
Anyone here know how to get my heart rate below 40?
Tony Martin has been feasting all stage long now, is he bulking?
>>69600564
>swiss women
>>69600623
>China
>What the fuck are you doing?
>>69600641
Your turn.
>>69600639
Apparently he was arrested so in china you never know
>>69600639
this is him
>>69600647
you only fuck monkeys
>>69600645
kys m8
>>69600655
What a fag. Nice digits by the way.
>>69600623
Guy tried to replicate Tienanmen square but realised bikes dont stop so good.
>>69600664
you know what happened to the tank guy right
>Berne
Holy shit, that looks so comfy.
now thats a comfy city
mods=gods?
>tinkoff actually working for sagan
what's going on, this isn't right
>>69600638
OFFICIAL CORECTED REAL CYCLING NATIONS POWER RANKING
1. "GREAT" BRITAIN
2. SPAIN
3. NETHERLAND
4. ITALY
5.GERMANY
6.COLUMBIA
POWERGAP
574. AUSTRALIA
575. AMERICA
Who else Tour de Pologne here? Stage 6 cancelled due to shit weather, stage 7 TT underway.
Carlton Kirby doesn't like Toblerone
Carlton Kirby
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>this fucking Jeff Foxworthy Golden Corral commercial
gets worse every time
>>69600691
mods are cucks
Enough about them.
>>69600702
One of my friends is on holiday in poland right now
feel a bit bad for him desu
>>69600696
Even when Contador was here they tried to give him a train for the last sprint but it was derailed way too easy and Sagan had to handle himself like always.
>>69600698
>Belgiums "golden generation" choked hard in the euro's
>we're now better at cycling than them
KEK Will they ever recover?
>>69600707
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF YOU CAN'T PLAY CELLO
>>69600714
Wow I'm actually house sitting for a friend in Poland on holiday. Weather looks nice in Krakow.
>>69600727
pls
it's been a good tour for us though, I'm satisfied
>>69600727
Could you please stop bringing divegrass into /TdF/. There are plenty of threads to shitpost about it.
>>69600645
git gud
>Coming from job
>Seeing this thread
>A BR/CH shitstorm
you now remember jack bauer
CLOCK FACTS WITH CARLTON KIRBY
>>69599538
>>69599568
When he said slam that stem he didn't mean make it shorter. Slamming the stem means taking the spacers off.
Having the stem as low as possible allows you to be as aero as possible. And he's basically saying why are you spending so much money on carbon wheels if you're not going to slam your stem >for free for significant aero gainz.
>>69600727
Belgium has had a pretty good TdF and is still dominating cyclocross, they'll be fine.
>>69600752
mods deleted the brazilian posts, probs he posted porn.
>>69600761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvUh7r_-JAc
>>69600688
>>69600686
tdf hivemind, the power of kek
Will it be 1agan?
>>69600781
I'm sorry but Prague has one of the best clocks of all time!
>Same speed as the train
Noice.
>>69600788
>1agan
>implying
>>69600772
mods are pretty cool desu
>>69600788
Seconding peloton
>>69600785
>see a comfy city on a live broadcast
>two people mention it
>hivemind
>>69600790
Posting it since we passed it earlier m8, but couldn't see it in action.
our lidl breakaway seems to be slowing down
>>69600803
do not question memetic energy
>tfw football clubs haven't pro cycling teams
>>69600727
2 stages, yellow jersey, polka jersey
They're doing good.
Instead of hating on them, we should be laughing together at the other big cycling nations who've got nothing this Tour (France, Italy, Spain).
>>69600807
Hear he wants to take Alaphilippe to the top of the climb then left him run off on his own. So around the 25th km mark is their checkpoint.
>>69600805
I'm just memeing, sorry.
>>69600819
I thought KURWA has polka jersey?
>>69600814
Sporting and Porto have teams currently..
Actually, in the good old days, they where the driving force of cycling around here.
>>69600836
majka took it last stage
>>69600836
de gendt had it for a moment after ventoux
>>69600836
You're right.
>>69600836
has yes, and he will probably keep it.
But De Gendt took it and kept for quite a while.
>>69600028
>SRAM
not even once
>apparently the CH/BR idiots got banned
Mods = Gods?
>>69600871
you forgot the australians
>>69600871
yes
>>69600871
yeah they got banned for the porn posts I think
Man, I want Sagan to win, of course, but it's Cancellara's last year/tour. Would be nice to see him win, especially since cobbles are in as well.
I'm thinking about pic related for Vroome's running meme jersey, any objection?
>>69600888
Australians are bros. Even the salmon posting ones are 10/10.
Now that der Panzerwagen is almost caught, let's discuss the final today.
Cancellara has announced quite loudly he will attack today, wether it is in a group or in the last KMs.
What are the chances it will not be an elite sprint? Anybody here who believe a (group) attack has any chance to stay in front?
>>69600871
>CH/BR
?
>>69600896
I'd love to see Fabian win, especially in Bern.
>>69600897
Remember to mention the Sky Juice.
>>69600908
Just be glad you got late to the party.
>>69600896
It'd be fitting for him to win, I don't think he will though
>>69600897
Put a cougar on it
>>69599496
>tries to drive
>breaks under the weight of amerilard
Alaphilippe wouldve won yesterday
>>69600907
Well, there was the breakaway with Froome and Sagan the other day. Who the fuck knows what could happen. Anything, really.
>>69600911
rip allahphilippe
>>69600908
CH - Suisse
BR - Brésil
>>69600915
Of course.
>>69600908
A hue and a swiss got into a fight and fucked this thread up.
>>69600928
I was thinking about a Mustang.
Wait, what? This wasn't supposed to happen. Wasn't Martin pulling for Alaphilippe? The roles are reversed right now.
>>69600907
I expect Cancellara to make a move on the cat 4. He can't compete with the sprinters in the peloton.
>>69600921
Fuck fuck fuck I ragequited after the Etixx suicide attack
Next jerseys to come:
>Froome's marathon tribute
>Froome can't descent for shit
>tejay
My man Tony Martin. Will he hold, boys?
>>69600937
I was thinking a cheeky reference to Ricky Bobby with the cougar
>>69600972
Shoop this to say "MEME"
>>69600970
>Tony Martin
>holding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNgiDxNPr2U
>>69600897
needs some Sonic spikes on his back (for his meme diving descent)
rip alaphilipe
Alaphilippe is kill
RIP Kittel
Is that Voeckler?
RIP Martin
>Kittel
The pathetic city of Etixx
>tfw no peloton gf
CONGRATULATIONS TO CAV FOR ANOTHER GREAT STAGE VICTORY
goodnight sweet martin
Good fight Tony!
>Cav has the most stage wins
>Cav is not even near the yellow jersey
baka, fix this tdf
Based tony bringing the heat on this average sprint stage.
>all these etixx dudes at the back
>>69601031
>>69601025
>>69600991
These feels
>>69601034
did you mean green or are u just dum
>>69601034
Cav still can't climb for shit.
>>69601024
>tfw >Kittel
>tfw Cav comes back on a no name team to cuck you out of every sprint stage
>Kittel
>Sprinters in general
Someone is going to get a breakaway win, they even gifted 2agan the green jersey points at the sprint earlier.
at least he tried
>Martin has killed Kittel
Pottery
>>69601021
>tfw no cyclist gf to sit on your face after a double century
>>69601047
Last time you said someone couldn't do a thing for shit, look at what happened.
>>69601034
Cav will crash and could not participate at Olympics
>>69601025
>>69601031
What happened? Did I just see him drop off the peloton? Was he leading a breakaway or something and if so, how the fuck did he go all the way back out through the end of the peloton?
Cancellara going to attack on the last little hill before the finish. Cap this.
>>69601067
no they just gained on him
>>69601051
>they even gifted 2agan the green jersey points at the sprint earlier
Bullshit. If anyone tried to sprint 2agan would have answered and he would have been better. This way they all knew who was stronger and decided to conserve energy.
Also who's that on the side? Rider that went the wrong way or just some guy?
Where were you when Tony Martin, a former World Champion (for all that means tbqhwyf), became a mere domestique?
>KITTEL
>>69601067
Because he's tired as fuck after leading the whole stage at an insane pace and doesn't care about time
>>69601067
He was riding a solo time trial 15 seconds in front of the peloton. Just trying to bring a little excitement to the stage.
>>69601074
Okay fair enough I thought I saw him get completely dropped
>>69601067
his back wheel was punctured
cost him all his power to come back it seems
Kittel is in trouble the moment the course has the elevation of a newspaper
>>69601061
Ha, I know. But really, can you argue with that?
>>69601089
wait sporza says it was him who got left behind by the peleton
what the fuck
>>69601076
Sagan always comes in 3rd-5th in any real sprint point contest, they didn't try to out sprint him because they've given up on the jersey.
>tfw this is one of the few tours where they don't ride over something higher than your country;s highest peak
>>69601089
No he did go off the back after the peleton caught him. Maybe he will help >kittel
>>69601047
I though you were one of the good guys.
Then you replied to that post non ironically.
Wtf
>>69601105
stages*
>>69601105
That sprint gave points to the first 15. You could not make a significant dent even if you managed to get one or two places off Sagan. It really would have been a waste of energy for everyone.
>>69601105
How high can you actually ride up koziosko?
>tfw highest climb isn't even 1000 m up
>>69601076
>still calling him 2agan
>not calling him Sagreen
>>69601101
>>69601106
Ah see I thought so. This is why I was confused, couldn't believe he got totally dropped.
>>69601087
>>69601088
>>69601091
That explains it, danke. I've only had it on in the background
Panzerwagen, Gorilla, VROOME..What are some other nicknames for the riders and what is the best?
>>69601121
I support this new meme
>>69601133
angryphilippe
>>69601121
Waste of time forcing a meme.
He will always be 2agan (or 1agan in certain circumstances)
>>69601105
>mfw live in Colorado
>mfw can freely ride up 10000+ ft roads
>>69601105
>2,228 m
fucking disgusting.
>>69601133
Alberto Cuntador
>>69601133
>nibbles
it's still on his wiki pages I can't believe it
>>69601133
Spartacus - the Bear of Bern
the Shark
El Pistolero
Purito
>>69601133
"Haimar Zubeldia"
>>69601147
Post pics.
>>69601141
Can'tador
>>69601110
M8, do you remember any race where he did well on climbs? Also just to make things clear, Cav is, or at least was a grade A asshole. Not really fond of him. Guess I don't hate him either though but don't really like him either.
>>69601133
Bertie, Angel, Superman, Banana, The Shark, the goat, G, LRP, Purito, Bala...
The shark is the best, IMO
>>69601153
>nibbles
>>69601162
>>69601141
my bad, that was for >>69601133
>>69601119
>on school camp i walked up 'Mt Disappointment (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Disappointment_(Australia))
>felt like a boss
>get home
>tour is on
>feel utter shame '
Is it, dare I say it, the WOAT Tour de France.
Even the Ventoux meme happening can't save this shit
>>69601133
Teejay vanGappedagain
>>69601133
>2agan
>>69601133
Big dicked bandit
>>69601181
lol, first I've seen of this
>>69601176
I would say the same if my best countryman is in 7th place
>>69601163
YOU DID IT AGAIN
>>69601133
>2agan
>>69601176
I've only been watching since 2009 but surely the Lance years and 2013 (2nd half) were worse than this
>>69601181
van Chokeren
>>69601133
>Alberto Countpain
>>69601174
>mt dissapointment
This is some next level banter
>>69601133
Cockhard
>>69601133
OBE got all nicknames, expecially i love Durbo (Durbridge)
Any of you ride a meme belt-drive instead of chain?
>>69601105
>>69601149
>tfw country is filled with mountains, but the tallest ones are barely taller than Australia's.
>COBBLES INBOUND
>>69601204
>
After making the arduous climb to the summit, British explorers Hume and Hovell hoped to view the distant Port Phillip Bay. Unfortunately, the mountain's many trees prevented this resulting in their immense disappointment. Consequently they recorded their feelings in the name they chose for the mountain.
>>69601212
turbo durboooooooo
cobble time
>>69601204
Who most aggressive rider today? Costa? Martin? Alafallippe?
>>69601215
>having a bike with a bolted together frame
applies to foldy bikes too
I will admit I am curious about the bar-driven bikes
>combativité for Martin AND ALAPHILIPPE
>swiss german
it's horrifying
>>69601216
look who is whining
Also I'd like to make an official complaint over this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgR4l31A2d4 song being removed from spotify. Pls fix Norge.
Laggy graphic is starting to fuck me off.
>>69601227
Martin
>>69601227
Costa
>>69601200
Lance years were entertaining because everyone was doped out of their minds and could into superhuman performances.
>>69601227
the French rider who was in front, so Alaphilippe.
>giving space to Rui
The absolute madpelloton
>>69601133
pic related
or poor goat boy, Quincan'ta, there are more
>>69601237
>>69601239
>>69601245
That cleared things up.
>>69601228
talking about these memetrains, meant shaft-driven
>>69601248
missed >Quitana
all those obstacle poles on the road
now this is podracing
>Some dumb cunt crossing the street like it was nothing after Costa passed
Fucking hell.
>>69601258
I need this bike
how long until Spartacus goes for it
>>69601258
Like Nairobi Can'tana more tbqh.
Win for Portugal?
>>69601273
He won't I believe.
Even worse if Martin is around.
would love Degenkolb to get the win
>tejay
>that overhead shot with the approaching train
thought everyone was going to get rekt
>>69601174
>when you have a pair of 2,950m+ giants, and a 2,700m pass in view at all times
>>69601273
We got cobbles and a short 6.5% gradient leading up to the finish. He's probably gonna wait till the climb.
>>69601279
Nah, he needed like 40sec for this.
But he always puts up a fight.
Got 100 Monopoly dollars on Cancellara.
peloton fall when
Why is IAM cucking and leading this shit? They are shit anyway
>>69601312
mistake
>throwing your bidon on the river
disgusting
>>69601215
I want this.
>80+ dead in Nice
Nice.
IAM can't corner for shit
>COBBLES
here we go
>>69601273
>>69601312
no motor, no win; not going to happen
Fuck fuck fuck!
>>69601337
biodegradable :^)
>>69601338
where are the rack and fender mounts
LETS GO CAV YOU UTTER CUNT
>french cycling
SAGAN GOING FOR IT
Sagan wins lol
SAGAN NIGGERS
>>69601355
ayyyyy what a pos
>>69601353
Biodegradability is a meme.
Cancellara!
PREDICTIONS NOW!!!!
CAV
>>69601376
kristoff
>2AGAN
calling it now
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>2agan
>2agan
2agan
GET YOUR >2GAN'S READY
KRISTOFF
>2agan
> it's a front view sprint episode
>2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan >2agan
>all these streamcucks
1agan or Kristoff :^)
>2agan
2agan
SAGANNN
PHOTOOOOOOOO
1agan?
2agan?
2agan
>using the head on camera
for what purpose?
FEEL THE BERN
nice win for Kristoff
>2AGAN
>2agan
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
SAGAN
>SAGAN
SAGAN
>SAGAN
SAGAN
>SAGAN
SAGAN
>SAGAN
SAGAN
>SAGAN
SAGAN
>SAGAN
OH SHIT SAGAN DID IT
wait what
>pe1er!
1AGAN
LOL SAGAN WON HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
1agan!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
why even show front view sprint replays
Yes
1agan
1AGAN!!
BIKE THROW
I
K
E
T
H
R
O
W
1AGAN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Don't celebrate before you win kristoff
HAHAHA BASED SAGOAT
SAGAN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
KRISTOFF
BTFO
BASED SWAGAN
>1AGAN
1agan!!!!!!!!!
1agan
THAT FUCKING THROW
I knew it was sagan
S
A
G
A
N
1AGAN
KRISTOFF BTFO
>1agan!
>1agan!
>1agan!
>1agan!
>1agan!
>1agan!
>rest day tomorrow
lololol
>no bikethrow from kristoff
>1AGAN
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
>THE CITY OF KRISTCHOKE
1agan
>1AGAN
kek
KEK
K E K
>1AGAN >1AGAN >1AGAN >1AGAN >1AGAN >1AGAN >1AGAN >1AGAN >1AGAN >1AGAN >1AGAN >1AGAN >1AGAN >1AGAN >1AGAN >1AGAN
JAAAAAAA!
>1AGAN
THE UNDISPUTED GOAT
NORWEGIANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
inb4 Sagan pinches some podium girls' asses
>1agan
>1AGAN
AGA1N
HOLY FUGGGG
BASED SAGAN
>Saga1n
>Sagreen
JESUS THIS PLACE
Great night guys.
Remember #BLM
BMC LAST MATTERS
>>69601433
This
I'll miss you /tdf/ ;~;
Eat shit Kristoff HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>no bikethrow
What did he means by this ?
>>69601461
/comfy/ as fuck.
>PickleJuice Sports
>proven to stop muscle cramps
fucks sake
CANT WAKE UP
>Oleg
Haha, oh wow.
>>69601460
>1AGREEN 4EVER
>4EVER GREEN
>BIKE THROW MEME
>>69601438
Looks like he threw after the line
>Kristoff didn't throw his bike
Why do they produce these mouth-breathing retards up there in Norway?
>>69601461
move to switzerland my friend
Uncle Oleg is happy
>>69601461
we meet again
LOL Norwegian tv interviewing Kristoff, telling him he won a TDF stage right before they show the photo of Sagan beating him by a hair. Kristoff's fault for not throwing the bike.
>>69601461
>france is a shithole full of niggers and Islam
>They act like sagan is fucking money mayweather
>>69601389
>>69601414
>>69601419
I feel you, Sven.
kek tinkoff is a right cunt
>>69601466
more like >>69601287
>>69599256
First post - best post
ahahahaha epic finish
>>69601461
That's some JRPG shit.
>>69601414
How did paasche React?
2nd and 3rd.
FUG :DDDDDDDD
sagans wife is so beautiful
>>69601488
>>69601461
/comfyasfuck/
>>69601501
: (
>>69601493
> getting pwnt by angola
>>69601495
>mayweather
Yeah he's much more talented than that useless nigga.
>>69600768
>still dominating cyclocross
>no one does cyclocross except belgians
>it's a 2agan interview
>>69601493
>>69601511
>>>/int/ not again
>>69601508
He could do much better desu
>>69601508
sagan is beautiful
>you will never kiss your waifu after winning a sprint in a grand tour
>Sagan at MTB in the Olympics
Is he still good at it? Will probably watch it. Though filming it might be a pain.
>1AGAN ACKNOWLEDGES 2AGAN
>la datcha
What did he mean by this?
1agão da Massa
>>69601503
JEEEOOWWNNEEEEEEEEEEI
>>69601508
sagan is so beautiful
How is /TdF/ gonna spend their Rest Day tomorrow?
I've planned my own rute
>>69601537
>motos in charge of fucking that up too :^)
>>69601550
lel
>>69601534
>Sagan will never kiss you after he won a springt in a GT
>>69601547
hi jota queste, don't ever come back
>>>/twitter/
>>69601543
Based Lance
>>69601555
Getting a haircut, guess I'll ride down to the barber
Holst Enger is the youngest guy in TDF this year and he's on the podium. Is he the new Thor Hushovd, or is he gonna waste his talent like EBH?
>>69601565
Quê?
>>69601537
He's decent, but the competition is obviously top tier and his starting position (which is apparently important in XC) is mediocre.
I'd be very surprised if he get a podium. That said he was doing well in the qualifying stuff he did but was marred by mechanicals.
This stage turned out pretty alright, family
>>69601543
Who is that?
>>69601543
Was this from the Ventoux stage?
Thank you based 1agan.
>Krischoke
>>69601589
Yes
>>69601589
yes
If he carries on this he's going to end up with tiger woods unbackable status in the these sort of stages. You've got the chance of the break or the power sprint.
>>69601582
Knowledge of MTB is seriously lacking in my case but figured he might have sacrificed his prowess there in favor of road races. Would still be fun to watch the 2agan in his natural environment.
>>69601537
You need a few months to get the transfer of weight back to normal.
Road cycling relies on the arms to provide additional power/stability but in MTB your are are soooo crucial for angle and pitch
Is Sagan unironically the best pro cyclist of this generation?
JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE JENSIE
>>69601607
I think so desu
>>69601607
pretty much
SAG wagon cunt stalking Martin & Alaphilippe
>>69601607
yes, he's also a very entertaining person
>1agan had 17 2nds since 2014
Fug
>>69601625
They that far behind?
WAIFU CAM
>1agan
>cancel-lara
>>69599262
Why french cucks reinstate his time?
Mrs. Sagan is a qt
/r/ing the freezeframe finish pls
>bike throw meme
KEKS
>>69600439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mFDtlQXCRQ
Froome has placed 2nd inthe vuelta twice
He probably could win it, but doesn't target it, its an after thought for him
I'm trying to figure out the 'Chris Froome came out of no where' meme
he had pro wins in his early 20s and placed 36th in his first Giro when he was 24
>>69601461
>it's literally dick shaped
>>69601636
their TTT century was probably pretty tiring desu
>1st 57 riders got the same time
what, why?
>>69601656
Everyone arriving in the same group get the same time as the first of that group.
>>69601656
There needs to be a 1 second gap, so they must have been all close enough.
>>69601656
Prevents dangerous last ditch maneuvers for dem seconds
LMAO CAV CRYING IN THE INTERVIEW
GOD I HATE THAT FAGGOT
>>69601607
Oh boy yes.
That Cav interview... depressing as shit
>>69601659
>>69601660
Yeah, but the first group was like ~25ish and they had a clear advantage
>>69601672
>>69601675
The fuck is he crying about?
this guy is such a twat
>>69601675
He had 4 stage victories and day in yellow. He's fine
>>69601672
hahaha what?
>>69601672
lel
He is kinda special.
The fuck, there was no Cav interview here. What happened, what did he say?
WAAAAAHHH I DIDN'T WIN WAAAAAAHHH
WAAAAAHHHH I WON WAAAAAAHHHHH
WAAAAAAHHH SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING MEAN ABOUT ME WAHHHHHHH
WAHHH IM TAKING MY BIKE AND GOING HOME CUZ I DIDN'T WIN WAAHHHHHHH
>>69601659
>>69601660
>>69601682
They even let cars in between
>>69601684
It was a really hard day apparently. At least for him. I'm not even a Cav fan, but I got feels from seeing how broken he was after this stage.
>>69601656
why do you think besides the first line of sprinters most don't bother that much
it would be pretty dangerous if they all went for those few seconds
>>69601702
how odd, then
>>69601701
I CANTHAVENDISH
>>69601700
He barely said anything. He was just hanging his head and trying to rehydrate. Just talking about how tough the stage was today.
>>69601649
Froome had great readings when he went to a young riders centre in Switzerland, if I remember. But he was also literal shit on a bike, coming out of bushwhacking riding his whole life. He didn't know anything.
Nothing about his rise is that unbelievable, but there's a cottage industry devoted to the froome doper narrative and sky PR so sense is hard to find.
>restday tomorrow
are we gonna have a thread tomorrow? y / n?
>Valverde might actually place higher than Quintana
>tfw 1agan will never make a proper victory salute
>>69601607
Definitely, Slovaks are bro tier too.
https://twitter.com/daniellloyd1/status/755064470095949824
>saga1n / sagreen
>not the best rider of his era
>>69601702
Something's fishy.
>Sagan and Froome are mates now
Am strangely fine with this.
>>69601755
Was the 3km rule on today?
>>69601756
Sagan passively aggressively bullies froome..... and froome laughs it off like a beta cuck.
>>69601756
>inb4 TdF 2017
>Sagan and Froome in Sky
>win all the jerseys
>>69601762
It was a flat stage, so it should've been. But there are no reports of a crash, so no reason to invoke it.
>>69601762
The 3km rule is for crashes and mechanicals.
Unless the race is explicitly neutralised (which it wasn't) then there should be time gaps.
Martin and Alaphillipe share most aggressive rider
>>69601803
I'm really happy about that. They did some serious work today.
Well this was fun m8s, see you all on Wednesday.
>>69601829
goodnite
>>69601772
>>69601770
Oh yeah, right. That's definitely strange.
>>69601702
Weird. I see ~33 there.
>>69601728
Lance's heart is also three times larger than a normal human heart.
>>69602293
Oh, so they changed it after all.
>>69602358
Isn't it Indurain case?
>>69601607
Is Gilbert a generation apart?
All you fags take drugs
