I root for a team that isn't within a 1 hour drive of my abode

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>he lives in a small state

Enjoy your four electoral votes, ahahaahhaah

>>69598868
>he doesn't live in a major city with a professional team

i would rather fucking kill myself than live on some farm with my inbred brothers drinking moonshine and fucking animals all day

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>>69598887

Quads would have made this statement even better. Kudos to you good neighbour.

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>he's not a affiliated member of the club he supports since he was born

>>69598887

I do live in a big city, Anon.

My state has a shit ton of big cities.

>>69598887
>he doesn't live on a farm with his inbred sisters drinking moonshine and fucking all day

enjoy your cancerous air and spacious studio apartment, cucklord

>>69598887
enjoy your niggers and pollution

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>>69598868
14 votes and a quick drive to see the Jets or Devils

>>69598941
>Amerifranchises

>teams can literally move

Americucks everyone

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You caught me op

the majority of my country is within a 1 hour drive.

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>>69598850
> abode