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Old thread >>69588793
>>69593736
Bart is value there surely?
>>69593757
>Not taking SherriTerri
>>69593765
>not taking the black student
Lewis is a lock
>>69593757
I would have said Milhouse. Surely in more than 1 race in 1000, some series of events would happen resulting in Milhouse winning
Something like everyone getting caught by the principal except Milhouse because he's too far behind
>>69593757
Forget value, Lewis is the black kid
>>69593765
This, it's effectively double chance
W I N G S
>(You)
>>69593780
>Palped
Who won though?
>>69593736
>Parlays available
how is this possible?
is it a joke?
>>69593780
Its a round-the-school race. Jimbo is waiting round back to wail on Millhouse when he comes by.
>The race around the school prompts everyone to do their best, including Milhouse, who has been practising for this race
Value lads
B T T S
T
T
S
>>69593736
I dunno desu. Not putting anything on till I get flatanon's opinion
>>69593618
H U P
>>69593820
And then laying?
>>69593803
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>69593812
Based
>betting on shitty foot races
>not betting on the soapbox derby
Hope you guys got some easy money on Wings
Best thing ever to get arcanas on dumb fanboys
>>69593803
Forecast I guess
>>69593833
>he hasn't bankrolled ronnie beck
tears
>>69593834
Post eSport tips senpai. I would but RL hasn't appeared on 365 yet. Just bet it all on Kronovi most goals
>>69593829
Calling flatanon a fraud is a tez gimmy
can i PLEASE borrow someones FB account so I can go on Tinder?
You're all losers who will die alone and broke. This isn't a sport.
>>69593876
His horse will win tomorrow I guarantee it. I know because I'm not on this time.
>>69593878
sent ;)
>>69593889
trim mine to about 5mm, girls love it as long as its not too messy or overgrown
helps if you have an aesthetic body too though
>>69593889
I'm the hairiest person you will ever meet in your life and I trim/sometimes shave mine. I'd probably leave it if I wasn't so DYEL. Nipple hair is gross
Might be getting greedy here but O4.5 in this Red Bulls game looks really really good.
Throw in a cheeky tenner on Philadelphia @7 too.
>>69593861
Well there's nothing good coming until Starladder on 21 i guess
I just bet Dota, CSGO is not worth it
>>69593909
NEED to see how hairy you are
>>69593913
>this flag
>this terminology
>>69593925
>/fit/
>>69593878
Just create one and make everything private
>>69593941
>Implying I'm American
>>69593956
Build wall.
>>69593971
Idiot.
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBRAzmaq5x0
>>69594013
I agree with half of that chorus
pmsl at van banters bod
>>69594044
>bunda
MLS such a comedy league.
>>69594097
Not mad that O4.5 didn't win in those last 10 minutes desu. 5 or so good chances to score just didn't win and went small as hell so
if yankee's win I'm going to paypal 3x $5AUD to the first 3 You's
>>69594117
Hello this for juve
>>69594117
fund my addiction
>>69594109
Philadelphia could have easily won that game and their odds kept rising although they were getting the better chances.
>>69594117
(me)
>>69594117
Put it on australia to win 2018 World Cup
>>69594117
gib
If this dubs then England to not qualify for 2018 is THE bet
"Can the aussie man do it"
>>69593736
Who the fuck is Hubert?
>>69594261
>3-1
Counting on you ausanon
>>69594351
>Counting on you ausanon
>[post deleted]
kek
>>69594351
>>69594377
LEGIT going to send these out
>>69594124
Forgot to take off my proxy
>>69594393
hey man i'd accept this https://www.lootmarket.com/dota-2/item/World%20Chasm%20Artifact
>>69594464
Did you win?
>>69594487
No it's still early, they're offering cash out of $6,000 not sure if I should let it ride or not..
>>69594494
Any advice from regular MLB punters on here? :/
>>69594494
Some american anon said that Baseball odds fluctuate like crazy depending on the amount of runners in play. If you are going to sweat. Good luck.
Alianza Petrolera DNB @4.00 seems like an okay bet
They were doing pretty good against Millonarios first half but lets wait and see how second half plays out
>>69594523
Thanks mate, yeah just a bit worried because I haven't been following these teams lately and don't really know what their bullpens have been like..
>>69594561
>Make a 4k bet blind
How do I earn as much as you that I can afford to make bets like these?
>>69594494
>>69594507
I'd take it. Probably should be higher but in a rivalry match like this, runs will be scored and (never mind the odds) the scores will fluctuate. You could lose your dollaridoos very easily here, or have a heart attack if it goes to extra inning
>>69594576
it's 25% of my bankroll, and I think it was spur of the moment, I've had a couple of good wins and got this tip for free from a professional MLB capper. I need more self control, if I keep going like this im going to fucking lose everything.
>>69594580
I know this.. but Tanaka seems to be going well??! 2 run lead is decent in this game I feel.
>>69594432
Awfully v v quite rude
>>69594634
>16k bankroll
Anon. I need your job. Tell me about it,.
This is a refreshingly chill thread after all the bullshit and autism in /daybet/. Nice work, anglobros
>>69594759
Always
>>69594634
>>69594735
This.
>>69594842
Big 4 Accountant
>>69594878
How old are you dude
>>69594888
early 20's
>>69594878
That explains a lot.
Auditing department? I know someone in audit in the Big 4 that makes 8k per month.
Glad /eurobet/ is over too
>>69594972
A classic. I have so many saved from when I used to post on /bet/
Also got banned for 15 minutes for """"violating /sp/ rules""""
>>69595076
Absolute drama queens that lot.
>Vanraure Hachinohe FC v Nara Club
Any tips
Is Trump a good babby's first lay bet?
>>69596182
No.
He's going to win.
>>69596182
The wall just got a foot higher.
>>69596296
Clueless
>>69596768
>says the guy who backed remain
Also reminder that I'm not actually Soham. Think the newfriends are actually believing it unironically.
American TT here (I guess thats my nickname now)
after fucking around this weekend ended up making another account on tipstertube - lahallucinations, will be serious from now on thx.
smyczek, marti, mayer/pospisil.
>>69593923
CSGO not worth betting why?
Does anybody here or know anybody that works on MLB 1st inning score/no score and team to score first props? I've been looking them over for a few weeks and wondering if anybody else specializes in them.
how do you filter brazil?
Florida Panthers to win the Cup at 20/1, good value?
Euan surreal.
>tfw waking up to being UAC
>Liebermann was SO close to jis ultimate ambition getting @BettingScams onto Euan but gets done in and refused investigation because of his keksec account
pmsl. v v odd series odd events
fuck my phone sucks, will vocaroo my thoughts next time
>>69597800
Pls vocaroo
>>69597794
Implying.
ANOTHER week of wageslaving cbfa
>>69597829
Good morning, sunshine.
Wtb today?
>>69597840
Same. What keeps me motivated is me returning to /bet/ every night and railing in some extra shekels.
>>69597849
Not sure, currently at the office and haven't checked anything yet.
>>69597852
Except I am losing money.
And I am still here.
Fuck.
>>69597859
Hmm, what do you lose money on mostly?
>>69597852
Work for me is pretty sweet. Start early and finish early, don't start study again till next year so. Nice that my actual hobby which isn't betting ended up getting me money as well
>>69597870
>Win small bets
>Feel confident
>Increase stake
>Bet loses
>Rinse and repeat
>Nibs at bankroll
>Feel shitty
>Stake it all
>Lose
>Take a break <- Here right now
>>69597884
Sounds like an eternal loop. Besides the Austria - Germany match yesterday, I just pick the ones I feel really confident about.
>>69597876
Sounds ideal. I'm at your typical 9 - 5; office, marketing management and web development. Good pay though.
>>69597896
I am here forever?
On the bright side, I lost whatever I could afford to lose and nothing more.
>>69597876
what do you do?
>>69597884
>Win small bets
>Feel confident
>Increase stake
>Bet loses
T H I S
H
I
S
>>69597904
>>69597938
The thing I've told myself is this: "Herschel, you don't have to bet every day". I mean, today looks pretty dire tbqh, match wise.
>>69597948
All I want is to recuperate my losses and then I'll quit.
>>69597949
But then you end up feeling so proud of yourself that you've made your money back that you think you're on a roll and start wanting to make more.
>>69597949
>>69597948
NEED advice on my future. first year uni at Australia's best uni but not sure where to go.
Should I follow my dreams and take the difficult road into research? Should I just become a banker? Should I settle for engineering?
>>69597953
No.
Yes if you like money.
No.
>>69597951
Nope. Been there before. I'm out for good this time.
>>69597924
I'm a Revit Technician. Studied building design then did freelance work for architectural firms converting paper plans to computer models and animating them. Works well since basically any pre-2012 student of Architecture has no clue about how to use 3d rendering software since most unis only started teaching it this year. Now employed by an actual architectural firm though
>>69597957
is engineering dead?
I really dont know what to do. I've always loved biology
>>69597953
I know it sounds rather cliche, but do something you enjoy. I've got a marketing college degree and a uni degree in International Business. In the end I turned my hobby in to a full-time job; programming and web development.
>>69597975
My issue is you can't do much with a love for bio. Took a term at a research lab and it was interesting.
What were some opportunities that enabled you to make your hobby into a job?
problem solving and the field of engineering is also engaging but worried about the job market
>>69597968
No. But unless you are really passionate or good, you are going to work an overworked and unpaid job 99% of the time. Might as well be a banker and be overworked but overpaid.
>>69597987
Biology or Bio engineering? Because with the latter you can make plenty of money.
Opportunities? Just start applying for jobs and be honest; take whatever you can, every hour of experience adds to your overall experience level. I started off shitty and now I'm at a job that flies me around the world.
>>69597975
I did the same in a sense. I always enjoyed working on 3D building modelling since high school and was good at it. Great part was being able to do all my work from home and the clients didn't even have to be in the same country as me.
After I finished high school I did stand up comedy for fun in my spare time and eventually started doing it for money as well. It's always enjoyable when you get paid for doing something that you find fun.
>>69598009
>>69597990
thanks lads
>>69598011
you seem to have a life i want
>>69598011
Exactly, I was really passionate about programming and since I did a lot of it in my spare time, I showed off what I've made (portfolio) and it landed me several jobs thusfar.
tfw will never play pro soccer or pro tennis
just kill me lads
>>69598023
What language senpai?
Recommend volunteering in a foreign land.
>>69598026
>tfw pro tennis players get thousands just for being in the first round of tournaments
>>69598019
Only 21 lid. Life was pretty shit for me growing up so it's turned around nicely
Just lost $20 on some minor tennis matches. I hate those high risk high reward bets where a player will win by x points but they're so tempting. I swear I'll make it up for the Roger Cup.
>>69598032
really good to hear that
>>69598027
I started off with PHP, then Perl, Python, Java and messed around with C. Also quite handy with Bash, Javascript etc.
>>69598041
It all gets better man. My sister was the dux of her school and chose three different courses before she settled on medicine
>>69598049
where can i get a taste for programming?
>>69598054
Depends; what would you like to do?
>>69598052
doing science at melb right now. I'm just a bit lost. I have many passions, like bio, cars, history and politics. But i just dont know how i'll convert it into a feasible career.
Your sister completed 3 degrees?!
>>69598054
Head to codeacademy and try something. I suggest python to start.
>>69598049
Nice. Started with C, moved to C++, then took CE and learn Python, JS, Java and Bash. Now currently working as a Sysadm. Work to TEZ. Looking to move out of the this sector in 1-2 years.
>>69598081
>>69598064
ill have a look into python
>>69598067
Nah man she's only done one, but before she settled on doing it she started three different others (just went to a few lectures) before choosing what she wanted to actually complete. Yeah my other sisters bf is big into cars, works for Mercedes Benz. Kinda lucky though since he's part of the Wallace Bishop jewelry family so he's got connections
I like how we can have a controlled conversation about non/bet/ things since not everyones awake yet
Give me a reason why sharks don't beat roosters by 10+
>>69598182
Sharks live in the ocean, roosters live on land.
They wouldn't be able to get near a rooster without suffocating.
>>69598103
I like it too. Being able to talk to people every where is an amazing thing.
>>69598194
Hm that said if the rooster goes too close to the ocean it doesn't stand much of a chance
>>69598204
Roosters live mainly on farms though and farms don't tend to be by oceans for some reason.
>>69598198
who /neighbours/ here?
>>69598182
If the sharks are home they'll win. Rooster drowns and gets torn apart. If the roosters are home, sharks die on land and Rooster wins.
>>69598216
they dont even show it anymore
/betterhomesandgardens/ is much much better
>>69597968
Lmao I'm an ecologist doing my PhD and looking at NO local jobs at all when I finish. I enjoy my research though
>>69598224
they don't? SUCH a disgrace.
What odds are favourable enough for tipping?
>>69598244
its on a secondary channel. exiled for very bored housewives basically.
>>69598241
Thats my dilemma. research life is so so dire
Surely there's some jobs in the farmlands?
>>69598274
Go away you weirdo. Please ignore him till he leaves. He's a very dangerous individual.
>That team that loses outside like they do at home
>That team that plays good at home but loses outside
Which one would you pick?
>>69598296
You better watch out. I might hunt you down too.
>>69598319
Typing into twitter : t4tw.
>hunting
Yeah fuck off buddy
any hrvat monkeys know if the under 17s are any good?
>Error: Ban evasion. Your original ban was for violating /sp/ 1 - Off-Topic, Sports Only, and expires on July 21st, 2016 at 05:05 ET.
Rude.
>>69598309
>outside
The word you're looking for is "away", Hans.
>>69598363
I wish you were going away.
>>69598393
vv strange post this
>betting on south korean female soccer
Tears at this twitter beef between Euan and BettingScams
>>69598596
https://twitter.com/Tip4TheWeekend/status/754824524940644353
This entire to and fro is SO bizarre
>>69598643
Liebermann such a weird little man. Really needs to be put down.
>>69598643
>>69598596
Will you lads be witnesses for his libel case in court?
https://twitter.com/BettingScams/status/754821187608449024
BetteringScams a real Sherlock Holmes. Glad he pinpointed Euan's secret twitter for us.
>>69598657
Yes, can't believe the jew forging skrill receipts.
https://twitter.com/BettingScams/status/754823280238927872
And this is the final nail. PMSL.
this is hilarious
>>69598667
What's the point of having an alt right account if you're going to tweet alt right shit with your other account anyways?
He's using the same name for both accounts too, must be that dutch self grown.
>>69598686
Ever heard of a backup account? God, you people are thick sometimes.
Please get back on topic; betting and making money.
v interesting video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtK3Jq8Vraw
>>69593861
kuxir most shots is free money
>>69598694
Why the fuck do you need a backup account?
ISIS isn't getting shut down on twitter so I feel like you should be able to keep yourself running.
Also there is nothing going on right now, only some brit, juve, you and me in here I think auswell got banned for 3 days.
>>69598712
Auswell such a nice lad.
>>69598712
Because he is legitimately autistic.
>>69598657
i'll bring my own pocket-sized gavel along with me and slam it down hard any time BettingScams tries to get a word in
American TT posting two 10/10s zzzzzzzzzzzz
>>69598712
I've been suspended like 12 times already, you cunt.
>>69598745
go to bed, judge rinder.
>>69598755
Just because you failed the J league and u19 bets doesn't mean you have to lash out on people
>>69598755
Go away. Reported for ban evasion.
>>69598768
I've already been banned for ban evasion.
>>69598772
Why did you spend days on end pretending to be a Jew on an icelandic rball tipping general?
>>69598657
£500 and I will
>>69598778
Why are you using a proxy to pretend you're in India?
>>69598792
Why are you rigging straw polls you sad man.
>flagposting
getting called for jury duty for this case would be top kek.
and it's
>literally free money
NEED 1 (one) more England U19 goal in FH PLEASE
>>69598795
It's not rigging if it are genuine people voting on it.
>>69598792
Why would I pretend to be in India?
v v poor question dodge
>>69598816
v v weird post.. much gimmick, many fivers
>>69598816
so you can change your gimmick to
>PLEASE lend me 444 rupees
>>69598828
v v s laxman
>>69598832
>>69598828
I posted proof a few threads ago. STILL want to know what motivated you to stockpile pictures of Jews of and memorise hebrew phrases to cultivate a pseudo-Jewish image on a Vietnamese basket-weaving forum
>>69598857
I enjoy roleplaying. I've done it since a kid; an old Rabbi is one of the characters I hadn't done yet. Enjoying it v v much.
>>69598853
281, m8
>>69598862
Glad to know the truth. Hope you feel better.
>>69598870
I feel like you're my friend.
>>69598879
He's not. None of us are. Get back to Trump.
Shorks!!
>>69598899
I've got many friends here. Please stay on topic!
>>69598879
Never trust people who don't poo in loos.
NEED Flatanon writeup
>>69598915
Has BettingScams given up your case now your other account's revealed? Is Euan a free man now?
>>69598915
>captcha
Kekked heartily.
>>69598915
race war confirmed
>>69598928
just lay the stupid thing, it's formline is shit
>>69598928
He's awfully due. Don't need more of a write up than that
Normal, well-adjusted:
- Hass
- Derfel
- BT
- TT
- Ameribets
Peculiar:
- Liebermann
- Albania
- MetaKnight
- Euan
- SP
PLEASE fill in the rest. Open to change.
>>69598991
Add yourself to peculiar
>>69598928
Don't understand why you need reasoning desu. He tips based on systems. He's probably UAC, but if you only ever get on one bet its statistically more likely to lose than win.
>>69599023
>He's probably UAC
hi fraudanon
Over 3.5-4.0 a safe bet for Cork v Wolves lids?
>>69598942
Not sure.
me n the lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L2hPu-V6hU
>>69599069
Such lads.
got some scandi bets'
kalmar @ 2.0 - Swedish Allsvenskan
VPS@ 2.75 - Finnish league
>>69599069
guy with the cap confirmed pedophile
>>69599032
Not him lad, I have a mate who is a paid tipster.
Follow all 500 of his bets and you'll be up ~150pts at the end of a year. But if you're not on them all, kinda hard to complain.
>>69599103
>guy has been posting tips here for 6 months
>doesn't make a profit
nah it's pretty simple, I bet if he started a TT and posted all his bets he would have a dire record.
>>69599178
Can't do E/W's on TT. Lay off the hate, having a poor year is OK if you've been +ve in the previous ten.
>>69599182
It's okay to sometimes have a bad time. Because after rain comes sunshine.
>>69599189
good words
Begging people to start harassing @BettingScams saying Euan was right. He is one of our own.
>>69599178
>6 months
Thank you for confirming yourself as a newfag
>>69599229
>having any social media account
Enjoy having your info sold
>>69599178
Retard, flatanon's spreadsheet is surreal.
Anyone have it saved?
Currently at work more worried about my next bet then helping out clients; is this it?
>>69599229
Euan is a cunt pal.
>>69599178
>6 months
Leave and don't come back.
WTB lids? I am in a vv dire situation
>>69599272
lmaoing at your u19 getting 1-5 from france
>>69599307
:DDDDD
>>69599306
Same, need to stock up on Cialis but had too many expenses this month.. Need 1 or 2 really good bets.
>we will never experience the glory days of wc2014 /bet/
>buton the flipside, this general is hidden under 5 levels of slang encryption making it impossible for normies to steal our tips
hmm
>>69599322
Are you an old man?
>>69599325
/wc bet/ was dire and began the descent into zombie /bet/
We're now in ironic meta /bet/
>>69599336
explain this meme
>>69599336
/bet/ is shrewder now than it has ever been.
>>69599329
Nah, but because I only fuck hookers I really want to make sure I get the most out of the 30 or 60 minutes. Typically also drink or do stims before I go to the brothel, so it can be difficult to get or keep it up.
>>69599348
this, le dutch jew j league meme tips
>>69599348
Tears.
/bet/'s shrewdness peaked in spring 2014.
There was a brief resurgence when people get fed up of leechers a little later but it failed and there was an exodus of shrewdies in 2015
What are the chances of a team that never fucking draws or loses to lose on my bet?
>asian football leagues
>>69599385
from my experience, 100%
>>69599374
I haven't even built my model yet and I'm already shaking up /bet/. I'm like a messiah, call me Satan.
>>69599376
>/bet/'s shrewdness peaked in spring 2014.
I used to say this but it was actually just reasonable amount of shrewd posts, a lot of pseudo shrewd posts and very little shitposting.
I'd argue autumn 2014 was peak for shrewdnesss while spring 2014 was peak for comfy with some degree of shrewdness.
>>69599395
Where is your trip?
>you now remember the constant trains being posted where the whole thread was on
Literally nobody has the capacity to spot one now
>Bet £100 on red and another £100 on black to try and hit turnover requirements
>Green
FIXED
I
X
E
D
fucking asia leagues
>>69599504
That doesn't even count. Read the terms you mong
>>69599484
>capacity to spot one
You mean watching for a game which has lot so goals?
I won't deny the threads were way more comfy back then but still the majority of /bet/ was pseudo as fuck.
Back then it would've been
>Team A 3-0 up in 10 mins
>"TEAM A TRAIN! JUMP THE FUCK ON LADS!"
>Everybody gets on and wins or loses together but there is no significant info
Now it is more like
>Team A 3-0 up in 10 mins
>"Tears if you weren't on Team A handis!"
>Some people will get on blindly
>The rest will ignore it or check team sheets
>If a friendly some people will recognise it is likely to see significant team changes at half time and so only back FH handi or no bet at all
>Some people will stil get on and potentially lose because they're too clueless to have considered that a friendly will probably see significant team changes and to check the lineup and the quality of the bench
>"Team A scores 5 in FH then I get on and no more goals! WTF?!"
>"Tears if you got on when they said they were using a different eleven for each half!"
And so on.
/bet/ is not less shrewd now. Yes there are still clueless people but there are fewer pseudos and more caution now meaning people not being on the same bets and sometimes taking opposing lines meaning less of a sense of togetherness. That is all that has significantly changed.
>>69599086
any lads wish to rate these tips?
;_;
>>69599549
are these your tips?
im not backing anything blindly breh
>>69599549
Kalmar looks aight, dunno about VPS
>>69599541
This tbqh. There's too many people providing tips now. Every anon thinks they're an expert.
>>69599601
>>69599609
using soccer way. copied the vps bet
>>69599086
#ON
>>69599783
hope i dont let you down
So confused by these Euan antics.
Was last night a fix?
Does he actually have a fix today?
>>69599783
>>69599824
What's your reasoning for this?
>>69599875
just used soccer way to check the tips tbqh.
At 2.75 odds VPS have a decent chance. I'd put in an interest bet on it
Released a free public WORLDIE on TT. Get on fast
>>69599915
VPS the Finnish dudes, right?
>>69599929
yeah
>>69599934
I remember betting on them last time. Let me have a look.
>>69599934
This could actually end in a draw I reckon. They play at home and VPS only managed to beat PK-35 2-1 last time; and PK-35 is only one place lower than HIFK.
>>69599975
ah ok ill have a look into it
is betting no longer profitable lids? ............
>>69600185
I feel like I'm burnt out and making stupid bets desu
>>69600185
It is.. it still is. You just have to do your own research.
>>69599982
HIF appears to be missing some players, including the top scorer, and desperately need some points. VPS is better but not that good and is proper shit away.
v v v impredictable game
>>69600207
>>69600212
This month has been so harsh. My end seems closer than anticipated
>>69600255
I'm not sure what your goals are, but since it's my first serious two weeks of betting, I've turned 20 euros in to 400. Not bad tbqh.
I still haven't got a model yet though.
>>69600255
desu I used to barely ever come here just bet on my own but I just don't feel it as much as I used to, maybe I should pull out and reinvest into new shit maybe a real job with real prospects
I'm not that old
>>69600264
My goal was to escape the wageslaving life. Good for you if you can keep it, but it may be beginner's luck(if that's a thing). Tread carefully lid, stay hungry. I wish I still had some ambition like this bloke >>69600292
>>69599086
The Kalmar seems a good bet. Maybe go with a DNB to be sure.
>>69600344
What happened to your model lid?
>>69600344
I'm not sure if it's beginner's luck; I hope not. I'm just careful and betting on things that are almost 'sure'.
>>69600369
I am not the model romanian, I'd give a testicle to be
>>69600418
PMSL. The state of Romanians.
>>69600434
It's a mad world out here. We don't have safety nets like you mayne, if we fall, we fall.
top banter, euan.
>My reputation as a tipster. His comments will undoubtedly affect my ability to make a living as a tipster
>It isnt an addiction if I am winning. Feel free to ask my clients about my service on tipstertube
>You really are a clueless bitter little man, arent you?
>literally the only way to profit from betting is on mispriced matches
pmsl
@bettingscams
>how is the top team unbeaten in last 7, playing at home a fix?
PMSL
>>69600459
All about being +EV
>>69600459
mfw i bet on mispriced dota games
who /monte carlo simulation/ here?
>Todays schedule
>>69599982
>>69600245
Fuck it, let's do something crazy today.
Alan Swinbank has a 20% win strike rate at Beverley for a decent level stakes profit, and 44% e/w strike rate.
SdS is a rare booking for the trainer but the champion jockey will give Eutropius every chance.
Although he's been held up in his races recently, most of his victories have come from on the sharp end, so stall 3 is a welcome draw.
He drops down to a class 5 for he first time in 3 years. LWM was 87 when dead-heating a year ago, now races off 73. GF ground is spot on for him.
He's run respectably of late but this is his easiest assignment for a while so if trying holds every chance. Money for him today but not a backable price now.
>>69600451
Like having an addiction for hookers isn't an addiction if you come?
>>69600495
You got a TT?
>>69600495
Will look this up
Hey /sp/ waddaya say?
The CUBS are going to WIN today.
>>69600459
Prove that wrong.
>>69600575
Thanks for the nice scoops, really always helping a brother out when in need
>>69600534
So so >Due
Who here /BettingScams/
Who here has any thoughts on Sporting Lisbon -
PSV? Good odds for both.
PSV has been in good shape lately, just haven't seen Lisbon play.
>>69600614
I have the best match fixes around, call me for fixes because every single match is fixed and I am the first in line to know if some chinese teacher who does coaching for roided high schoolers wants to fix a match or nah.
>>69600542
not yet m8
state your city and maybe i'll help
Can't stop. Won't stop.
Just a reminder to all you guys that losing a bet doesn't mean you're a failure, it means you have the oppurtunity to learn from that bad bet. We all go through rough patches now and then, but in the end, if you stay persistent, you will eventually beat the bookies.
>>69600673
pure insanity
>>69600637
Osijek
>>69600585
I wasn't claiming it's wrong, it's just a realization I had after a week or so of betting
>>69600673
PLEASE send me $100
>>69600673
You are the big 4 accountant right?
>>69600673
please do some drugs in my stead because I'm not in the mood
>>69600673
Reminder you're still one of the biggest dullards going
>>69600689
lad literally just use pinny lines as a guide and compare them to whatever garbage VPGame has and make cash.
most of my bets are 3 minutes before the game. use this chat only if you want info for standins
https://discordapp.com/channels/178172667910684672/178172667910684672
if there is a standin for a team, bet against them, its free money
>>69600673
Can I have a fiver?
PMSL
>>69600720
Thanks!
>>69600689
Congratulations, by just acknowledging this fact you are now shrewder than 75% of /bet/ and all just after a week of betting
>>69600722
444 rupees only. email?
>>69600722
5 rupees ain't much
>>69600726
TEARS
I've decided I'm going with 3.5O on the Lisbon - PSV friendly tonight.
>>69600770
Like you Romania number 2
>>69600722
Whats ur paypal acc?
>>69600699
Yeah mate feel free to follow me on https://www.betswaps.com/users/SmithsPicks
>>69600708
Ok then
>>69600784
PLEASE make a TT
>>69600773
Official tip.
>>69600799
I don't really know how it works.
The one I use (betswaps) seems much easier and better with verification of bets, wider range of sports and markets etc
>>69600753
Literally the only thing a bookie has to do to make money is price the bets correctly. That's it and they 99% of the time know more than we do.
>expect a tinder message
>it's a tip from /bet/'s own ben garrison
mehh
>>69600813
Its hardly rocket science ffs
what do you reckon will happen on HIFK - Vassa PA?
>>69600827
sent. paypal claim you have to pay a 2% transaction fee, as you are outside the eu.
>>69600829
Was he topping up on Remain?
>>69600853
pmsl
>>69600834
I've got a tenner on a draw. Not to confident, but willing to give it a shot.
>>69600844
Hm, not received :/
So what's Euan's game, just trying to recruit paid subscribers on TT?
>>69600829
Quite the honor, my Mongolian friend lad tbqh.
>>69600900
No idea. He's completely lost it, has he posted on his TT since last night?
>>69600900
Pretty much. Got to break-even in some way. What I've never understood and I'll be quite honest, if he makes that much money betting, why does he need other people's money? I'm genuinely curious what his reasoning behind it is.
>all my tips are ONE HUNDRED PERCENT VERIFIED
>links to a site attesting to 11% verified
pmsl, such a bad move
http://supforums.com/thread/69194453/sports/bet.html
you have to disable ad block to view this page, it seems. juve asking for more fivers.
>christian bell
pmsl. bellend more like.
>>69600948
surely nibs
>>69600942
Nice business sense you've got there.
>>69600900
Tbf if I was completely in the dark about CSL fixes I would be mocking him about claiming to know shit too. Its easily proved though but he likes the easy nibs too much to give it up
>>69600969
Think about it. He asks 10 quid per follower. He currently has 45 followers; let's say 40 of those are paid, that's 400 quid a month. Surely that's tipping money for a man of Euan's caliber. Hence I'm unsure why a man like him goes through the hassle of using a website like that to satisfy people.
v v weird.
>manonfire
>>69600948
>People are still surprised by these sites
>>69600673
Love the $50 in the middle of all that!
Euan completely and utterly BTFO by Jason Green tbqh
LAST resort. I might not come back here tomorrow. Good luck, get that life lids!
>>69600834
hifk or draw
>>69601055
They had a money back special if my team leads and any point in the match i get upto $50 back
>>69601071
Are you being harassed by Romas again?
>>69601071
Stay safe senpai
Eastconnect embarrassing
Finland wft is happening
Why isn't the vps hfk game on ?
>>69601232
its in 15 minutes
lads, thoughts on alleged 'worldies' from american TT
https://tipstertube.com/profile/lahallucinations
>>69601241
Oh ok
French bookmakers showed the wrong time duck these guys
Redpill me on Euan lads
>>69601276
v v weird man.. perhaps even weirder than Lieberman and he's pretty weird.
>>69601276
he should become a cooper. once fully trained, they make at least 60k a year. not bad for rolling and fixing barrels.
>>69601286
Liebermann^^
>>69601247
Need TT back so bad
>>69601276
Good guy that loves a bit of banter.
Tfw I started off last night to see how many people would reply and now I am getting constant abuse.
Temp trip
>>69601618
Why did you do this? Were you not hacked then?
>>69601618
pmsl, great entertainment laddie.
>>69601640
Twitter is nibs central. And full of genuine retards. Great laugh.
>CSL doesn't seem like a fixable league
Spat all over my screen giggling at that
>>69601683
What's the results of the poll on your latest tweet?
>>69601742
Hmm
>>69601742
PMSL
>>69593736
I come from the future a la Back to the Future style.
Take Bart. Bet the house on Bart. Its a thriller, but its rigged in favor of Bart ovdr Milhouse.
won my last 9 bets lads. Due a loss.
>>69601884
Tip something so I know what to avoid
So far the Finnish match is going as planned
>>69601976
thinking about Midtjylland
>>69602032
Shit, me too
>>69602032
>>69602038
PSV is also playing a match tonight against Lisbon. I personally reckon it's going to be a goal fest.
>>69602061
Why? Fucking soccer way cunts.
>>69602073
Why? Because both PSV and Lisbon have a shitty defense, but have shown in the last friendlies to have a strong attack. Both teams will score at least 2 each.
>>69602095
going for o2.5. There must be a reason it's priced that way.
>>69602032
Pusic not starting today
>>69602119
I went for a 3.5o myself.
Just bought myself a 500 dollar swanky ass bag for work. So D A C. What do I bet on to make that bag free?
Reminder if you've placed a bet today you're an addict
>Al Hilal Riyadh
No thank you
>>69602155
Are you a girl?
>>69602191
Just Sporting PSV dude
>>69602196
No. It was a good quality leather briefcase that I sorely needed because even if I am a sys admin, I still a representation of my company's image and a rugsack isn't something I was supposed to bring into the office.
SK Upesciems going from a 0AH to a -3.5 in 10 minutes pmsl
>>69602130
I swear this is going to pode. I'm on it.
>>69602193
I'm on. They're fairly decent, should score a bunch against a weak side like Bischofshofen
>>69602216
G-d, Asian culture. I bring a backpack to work every day.
>>69602227
info?
>>69602216
Good goy
>>69602234
>should
One of the first times /bet/ got raped after getting "shrewd" was on Al-Hilal Riyadh's youth team being unable to score despite literally having about 50 shots and the opposition not playing their first choice keeper.
>>69597525
rude
>>69602264
I wish I could bring a backpack to work everyday. I still do for now. This HR chick is the one giving me the hard time, she wants the D.
>>69602267
Yes. Now i need to win some cash.
wtf is this shit? Rigas score as I was staking and it wasn't even suspended and the bet went through after their goal was already scored
>>69602196
Writing right wing Trump articles isn't a job mate.
>>69602285
Go all in on Termalica, Poland
any tips tonight?
>>69602341
Lol, if only you knew.
>>69602352
meant for >>69602274
2bh
>>69602343
Laying this so hard.
>>69602274
Ebin mate, let them do it. So far I only gave either winning or DNB (that turned out draws) tips here. Yesterday was pretty funny, one guy made a bet on Corinthians just after some posts of mine warning against i, turned out I was right again.
>>69598799
pmsl
>>69602352
Are you the guy asking for tips on esports?
If yes i actually have some safebets
>>69602381
Based.
>>69602381
Forgot to add, his justification was that he didn't pay attention to Brazilian rambling and had we all filtered. Sweet.
>>69602389
no but i'm interested. My bookie doesn't have much though I don't think.
>>69602381
pmsl
>>69602364
Second half soon
>>69602413
Wings was literally free money like someone mentioned already last night. I only know Dota2 so when TI6 hits up, I will try to post stuff that I know.
>>69602413
Ok, just tell me which Dota matches your bookie has for today
>>69602426
Wings isn't playing today tho, only tier 3 teams
>>69602432
Yellow Submarine v The Imperial 19:00
The Imperial v Alternate aTTaX 20:15
FlipSid3 Tactics v E-Lab
>>69602447
>Only tier 3 teams
Then stay the fuck away from those games.
>KOD League and JDL
Yeah. No way I am touching those.
Per Mertesacker walks into a sperm donor bank in London... "I'd like to donate some sperm" he says to the receptionist. "Certainly Sir" replies the receptionist, "have you donated before?". "Yes" replies Per "you should have my details on your computer". "Oh yes, I've found your details" says the receptionist "but I see you're going to need help. Shall I call your wife for you?" "Why do I need help?" asks Per. The receptionist replies "Well, it says on your record that you're a useless wanker...."
>>69602471
The Imperial
The Imperial
FlipSid3
But those teams are janky as fuck and those are Bo1. You are betting off playing roulette.
>>69602471
>bo1
>bo1
>bo3
I'd go medium on Flipside to be honest
>>69602478
Wellplay invitational is safe
Only chinks been fixing daily lately
>>69602484
please have sex right now
>>69602501
F3 is bo3
>>69602520
Your mum available pal?
>>69602510
SA games get fixed all the time.
The rest only appear fix because Bo1 are so random. A team can be better but outdrafts at that level are so deadly that sometimes your bet is dead post draft even if you bet on the heavier favorites.
>>69602535
China is fixing Dpl regularly, bo2 games
>>69602550
I know. SA games and China games get fixed all the time. More like Chink sandbag their games on purpose.
>Get on Midtjylland
>They immediately concede
I feel absolutely sick.
>>69602032
>Midtjylland
Fucking knew it, went on anyway. down insane.
>>69600720
>https://discordapp.com/channels/178172667910684672/178172667910684672
Empty chan?
>>69602570
Yeah i think we had 2 big callouts on SA already, Isurus and Elite Wolves.
Anyway, TongFu been matchfixing so much even China is getting pissed, the chinks are calling them the "Drama Team"
Have got so much done tonight due to there being fuck all to bet on yet
>>69602719
>>69602721
on DNB, looks possible desu
anybody else get the 365 responsible gambling lecture today
>>69602808
Fuck. They scored just as I saw this post.
>>69602819
Too late, just lost all my bananas
Timing's gone. Head's gone. About to lump on BTTS and they score immediately.
TOO MUCH on flatanon
>>69602932
Bank puzzled as to why I'm taking out this HUGE loan
>>69601071
>LAST resort
Sounds ominous. Stay safe, friend.
>>69602932
He's SO due
>>69602875
u snooze u lose
Hmm. I hope Randers scores another one.
>>69603013
I hope not!
Need another Mid goal
DELETE THIS!
>>69603131
pmsl
>>69603013
Will pay you a visit and give your chin the ultimate testing if they do
@Tip4TheWeekend and there we have it. FAILED SCAM ARTIST and a pussy. Keep scratching around trying to make £3 so you can lose it punting.
>>69603208
Kek
>>69603204
*rubs hands*
Euan getting maximum baited on twitter.
I know some of them are just clueless mongs but refuse to believe some of them aren't just people taking the piss or people from here.
Midt is increasing the amount of BBCs on their team; I'm getting worried.
That miss... topkek
MIDTJYYYY
MIDT
GET IN VEAH MIDGYYYY
Should've been red tbqh
Hedged with draw just in case, had too much on Midtjy to lose now
>>69603394
same
v v confused here lads...
Shoot up Randers desu.
>Quadruple double-faults giving your opponent the easy break
Things you'll only see in women's tennis.
35 minutes.
>>69603394
Absolute scenes.
PSV already scored one. Get on o3.5 when you still can.
>>69603496
If this bet comes in, I'll blow you.
>>69603481
Still pissed.. Only have enough on to cover 80% of my stake. Better than nothing I guess. Should have just cashed out the SW though.
Being narcissistic and looking through the archives.
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/67857704/#67858326
I believe the cap was from a preseason Norwegian (womens) set of friendlies. I can try to find it again if you are still here anon.
>>69603633
PLEASE come home
2222222222
>>69603633
Might be the longest time waiting for a (You) in 4chans history but yes I am still here and if you can find it that would be great. Thanks.
P S V
S
V
17 minutes.
>>69603633
We NEED you more than ever. Placement not finishing soon?
22222
mfw people were calling me a soccerway warrior for tipping this match..
>>69603666
it's sad!
>>69603666
Devil trips confirm you are indeed just a soccerway warrior
>>69603650
fucking lol
I actually have 4 people on this tip on TT.. feels good to be a contributing member of the betting community.
>>69603666
I never doubted you.
>>69602657
Gotta admit I thouht you had over-reached with this one Liebermann but looking good! Will definitely follow your tips and have a small Liebermann pot when I have enough
>>69603718
Would really LOVE to read your name while flicking through your local papers obituaries.
10 minutes.
Le fake Jew man might actually be shrewd
>>69603738
Lel
Who giving Flatanon one last chance here
>>69603732
It's okay, there's been a lot of anti-Lieberman propaganda. The truth will always prevail.
>>69603762
HATE that you've dropped the trip, need you back in the filter
>>69603263
Nah they're just thick as pigshit. They seem to think Euan is involved with the fixers and his info is based on that
down DOWN so MUCH
>>69603770
Thank Euan for having me banned for 3 days, lol.
>>69603718
Odds dropping. Wew.
>>69603770
Just filter the flag, not like Uni's around anymore
>>69603761
my model says nonchalant wins.
:^)
>>69603777
Are you the swede with the big roll?
>>69603761
Got a good feeling about this one Hassy boy
>>69603792
nope
just got fucked by swedish football
who /not on Flatanon therefore it will win/ here?
Missed out on the only other bet I had planned for today, might aswell get blackout drunk, then cry myself to sleep.
>>69603809
here.
lol Lisbon red carded in a friendly.. topkek
Let the goals begin.
Can't wait for Fraudano- FLATanon to """win""" pmsl
He was only booked 2 mins ago ffs haha iti pick. Was a stone wall penalty though
>Red card in a friendly
FIXES are real.
>trouble is, @Tip4TheWeekend will never know my name or address. That's a pickle for him. Where's he going to send the claim form?!
PMSL
>>69603850
Are you watching the game? He got a second yellow card.. could've been easily a red for the second foul.
Shaking like a shitting dog.
With the red for Sporting PSV -0.5 @2 doesn't look bad?
pmsl DOWN
333333333
thanks 4 PSV cash
>>69603907
>>69603922
PMSL, MISSED IT
DOWN
pmsl >fraudanon still without a win
Absolute DISGRACE
FLATANON
L
A
T
A
N
O
N
so SO >due next tip
Can't stop winning
Want death
Getting a bit silly how bad these """"tips"""" are now pmsl
few quid for the place, stayed on well but never quite getting there, nothing for tomorrow
>>69603988
pmsl
>>69603988
Cheers anyway, only down tiny on the e/w there as I took slightly lower odds than tipped
Can't wait till all the football seasons start desu. Going to be a goldmine.
Put 20p on the horse and got 19p back haha
>>69603976
Why, lid?
>>69604045
haha nice one mate
boring, predictable, bollocks
>>69604077
miss this being posted every day and then responding with "if its so predictable why didnt you bet on it"
pmsl had some LORD moments over the years here
>>69604053
Whenever I leave the PC for some seconds the teams I want to bet on score
Need to hear from martingale flatanon poster
>>69604145
On today's tip he'd either be up small or down small depending on what odds he took so nothing has really changed for him.
I hope all my PSV o3.5 friends will have a very enjoyable second half.
>>69604145
>>69604174
still the same pal, cba with the treck around every bookie i went to to get my fucking stake back though
>>69604209
in b4 0 goals.
>>69604256
Nah, don't be silly. If no goals are scored in the second half, I'll give everyone that was on this, free fivers.
>>69604267
I'd be careful making promises. It won't be the first 0 goal second half we've seen.
Where is this PSV game being played?
>>69604293
I'm not worried.
>>69604306
Not sure, somewhere neutral.Switzerland.
>>69604267
Holding you to this
444444
Cheers PSV anon
>>69604337
Thank you.
>>69604353
You know who gave you this tip. It's the Liebs.
>>69604353
>anon
If only you knew
>>69604362
Go away.
Alright I think I'm going to start following you lads with your bets now I just am getting shafted left and right
MEMES
E
M
E
S
5555555
555555555555555
Was so tempted to take the PSV handi, still didn't reckon it's too late now?
>o2.5 to o4.5 in already
>o5.5 to follow soon
my dick is literally diamonds
Dutch magic
over 6.5 goals @ 2. why is it not lower? free money 2bh.
Love how Stjarnan women turn to absolute shit EVERY time I bet on them zzzzzzzzzZzzzzZzzzZZzzz
>>69603650
http://kvinnefotball.no/treningskamper-vinteren-2016
Not same, but similar
Small on under 10 Asian corners as well
>>69604451
Guess who else is on ;)
>>69604455
PLEASE take /bet/ under your wing
>>69604459
Marking it down as a loss then...
need Strenjan FH goal
>>69604455
Thanks much appreciated. Not asking you to keep looking but I think the one I remembered had a few matches featuring national women's teams on there too which was what gave it a bit more credibility as evidence of how shocking women's footie is.
Just so frustrated. Would love to meet one of you up to test your chins.
pen
PSV will score again, right.
>>69604455
>Google translate this page
>Lyn vs Grei becomes Lightning vs Decent
lel
>>69604556
2 more.
>>69604550
would love to take you up on that offer
>>69604451
Only thing worse than volcano slags is kike slags.
>>69604550
Wouldn't mind getting my chin tested, I figure the physical pain would distract from my crippling depression
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