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Old thread
>>69580117
>Actually betting on Austria U19's
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
8 hours ago. Who posted 123 in the old thread 8 hours ago testing if they could post. It's over lid.
pmsl, such a character
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TA2frN5.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
It's time we pull off the mask
>>69588952
Couldn't he get a better toilet with his 400k profit?
>>69588793
>American OPs
Not. Even. Once.
>>69588952
jesus
>>69588952
Don't even get this in India. Which shithole is he staying in?
Liebermann please leave.
>Being this unironically obsessed with Jews
>>69588976
That's because Indians shit in the streets.
Some real dullards come on this website.
>>69588952
Is that his house? Looks like a hovel
>>69588981
You leave Euan.
Whoever tipped this Vern game.
Fuck you.
>tfw last bet of the day is starting
Just let me go out of this day even, what a nightmare of a sunday
>American OPs
Honesty just fuck off
>>69588984
Very worried about this man. Is there anything we can do to help him out? He has a kind heart ...
>>69588974
>Maribor
down INSANE
>>69589010
Thanks for being so kind.
>>69588988
In other shocking news water is wet
>>69588997
Head in my hands wondering why I'm on this.
Going to Paddy Power to get on Flatanon tbqh
Confirmed.
>>69589018
not my tip
>>69589004
>Honesty
What did he mean by this?
>>69589026
This doesn't prove anything
>>69589010
Yeah I'm trying to get my head around his gimmick. Trip up as a Jew and irritate the moderates, incite hatred, race war now?
This is too weird and too obvious.
Feel like there is a deeper conspiracy going on here.
Absolute S T A T E of /bet/
rofl Germoney
>>69589039
Do you agree that there're strong correlations between the posting style and location of you and the account dating back BEFORE /bet/?
https://web.archive.org/web/20160120161955/https:/twitter.com/keksec__org
It's too obvious imo and even if it is him, so what? Nobody really believed he was an old jewish bloke with a wife did they?
There is no doubt Liebermann is keksec. Search the twitter handle in the /pol/ archive. I posted all this yesterday but got banned for doxxing.
>>69589069
Yes, there are very strong correlations. A bit too strong imho tbqh lad.. it's like someone is trying to get rid of me. Hmm.
Can't stop cringing as I scroll through this "keksec's" character's twitter page.
Might have aged 10 years.
>>69589070
Account is horrific. Some white supremacist who replies to every Trump post. Cringe.
>>69589047
... and then chuck me three (3) whole fivers? for what purpose?
SOMEONE BLEW UP ZAGREB UNIVERSITY YESSSSS VOID IS IN
>>69589069
How much of a thick cunt do you have to be to still debate this
>get ON Corinthians
>penalty a second later
Wew.
>>69589081
>>69589083
Agreed.. this keksec fella is v v weird.. hmm
>>69589088
What's REALLY going on?
>>69589090
I promised the utmost loyalty to anyone that sent me a fiver.
>>69589052
Occum's Razor desu
>>69589102
Fuck my life.
What a horrible fucking day.
>>69589090
what do you expect from a labour voter? pmsl.
>>69589102
The Brazilian warned you!
Reminder he is literally a white supremacist psychopath
>>69589111
Are you stupid? Thought you were just clueless about betting. Turns out you're just thick. The state of Manchester met handing out degrees.
Ah man after this austria bet I feel like all my bets are going to fall through, hope I wake up tomorrow
https://twitter.com/soham1702/status/754391885356081152
P R E A C H
>>69589148
v v nice tweet.
>>>69589148 (You)
PLEASE retweet it on your handle
>>69589102
>>69589117
I said this last thread
>>69588348
>>69588255
>>69588287
As >>69589120 pointed out.
>Tfw lost so much on a stupid 1.4 bet that I typically don't make just so I could break even for the day.
Too scared to look at the spreadsheet. Think all the week's profits are gone, all based on one bet. Need some soup.
Why is Santos still @ 2,05? Are they that shit?
>>69589172
for you >>69589161
CRINGE
>>69589085
Have you seen the state of that twitter account? Whoever runs it is clearly mentally unwell. I wouldn't bother trying to make sense of him
>>69589180
Like I care about the ramblings of a BR.
Have you all filtered.
>>69589180
What were your other tips?
Soham SUCH a character
>>69589209
v v weird indeed. Needs serious help!
>>69589180
Equalized already.
Get fucked hue.
>>69589190
Yep, they are. 1-1
Just shown my gf this thread as we left the house to get dinner. Shes laughing at you v v strange people pmsl.
>>69589212
Ebin. Serves you right.
>>69589214
DNB Atlético PR.
>>69589224
>tfw i let my GF do the posting
>>69589232
I hope she's enjoying her night.
>>69589245
Left going out way WAY too late tbqh. Both of us sweating.
Should San Lorenzo women have scored? Rball looks promising but does anyone have other info?
>>69589267
I think a good cold shower would help the both of you; also helps you prevent getting certain urges.
>>69589248
>>69589227
Never said that Corinthians wouldn't win, just that I wouldn't count on it being so easily if at all like the odds say.
Applauding as Zagreb Uni goes up in flames.
>>69589209
Agreed. Not sure how I feel posting on the same forum as a keksoc advocate.
Dreading at the thought of based Derfel also having skeletons in his closet.
>>69588952
pmsl
Apart from my last cheeky bet, I don't think I did too bad today. Might even send Juve some rupees in celebration.
Fluminense absolutely running a clinic here
>about to bet on Fluminense
>the odds have changed, your bet wasn't validated
They hadn't change
>try again
>the bet is suspended, your bet wasn't validated
They literally scored one second before I placed my bet. Terrible, terrible day.
on KR Reykjavik and they score 2 in 10 mins haha
>>69589303
>Thinking ill of our wholesome lad Derfell
Although he does sound very fat in the vocaroos he posted
>>69589340
Shit lad you're lucky I'm feeling the 1:1 or 1:2 loss, they are at home and all that but somehow I can't rid myself of this feeling
Going to be smashing the house up if this Maribor tip doesn't come in.
Euan you here
>>69589393
Yes?
pmsl, found out why juve was deported.
>>69589403
How are you
>>69589393
Yes
>>69589422
>>69589422
Still disturbed by Jason the utter freak
>>69589449
How can one be disturbed by one's own alter ego?
>>69589410
Depends desu. Heinz is v childish but there's some nice foreign ones.
What will you lads do when TT gets shut down?
>>69589472
Why will it get shut down?
After seeing SP brag about his winstreak I had a look at his profile and he's just tipped low odds favourites pmsl. Liverpool SW? That's a tip worth paying for goys
>>69589468
there are?
>>69589472
Continue as if nothing happened
>>69589491
*goyim
We three Germans now
>>69589491
He has the right idea desu
>>69589492
Try the polish ones
gone cold turkey on cigs and feel like testing my own chin
>>69589602
Will do it for ya nonce.
>>69589239
111111111111111111111111111111111111
>>69589549
i'll have a look in tesco when i next go there.
>tesco haven't branched into India yet
Feels bad, £3 meal deal so +ve
WTB
>>69589716
Are you the fella that helped me earlier with Zagreb?
>Valur
Put them in todays muggy acca. Of course all other legs are winning
>>69589726
With dinamo? Yes but I wouldn't say I helped at all, I didn't even think of betting at that I just gave an estimate.
>>69589743
Do you have TT?
Gone bonkers. This Maribor tip such a sham.
>>69589748
bladeecity is my TT
>>69589707
Slightly more value in Boots meal deal imo
Is it worth researching the MLS or is it even more meme-worthy than the EPL?
>>69589767
I learned to never bet on Maribor a few days back. They're absolute cunts.
>>69589819
ah yes
Juve, I've retweeted you on my account.
>>69589942
I rebacked Maribor and over 0.5 like a madman to make up for the lost money I had on o2.5, worked :^)
Juve, I've retweeted you on my account.
>>69589937
it's fun to bet on. Overs or DNB is usually the bet.
>>69589975
Okay, thanks bruv.
found this fellow on Juve's twitter
>>69589937
How can you compare EPL to MLS? Odds for MLS teams are always above evens even for favorites.
Up €6 for the day after being DAC on PSG.
v v comfy right now
>>69590016
I meant in terms of predictability.
NEED another Colon goal. Don't even care which Colon. NEED IT.
Whats going on in this Corinthians game? Why are odds for O2.5 so short with 30 minutes to go?
>>69590296
He even makes tinder posting depressing, such a loser
>>69590296
what's with brits and getting tinder matches? chatting with them is the real challenge
- Stick to my rules and I win most of the time.
- Why can't I stick to my rules?
![FOUR-LIONS-STARE.JPG[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DWFCZnv.jpg "FOUR-LIONS-STARE.JPG[1].jpg")
>>69589047
Bomb the mosque, radicalize the moderates
Just SO obvious in UK adverts.
>>69590342
>talking to women
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GTFO NORMIES
>>69590376
Addiction is a bitch
>>69590376
Because sometimes you get an ace king high and some motherfucker beats you with a 2 twos all in with nothing for him in the river
some fucking mongos sitting outside my flat singing bob marley, fucking hate summer
Valur to win second half is the bet
Is the Caan Berry video pack worth it?
Is Atlético PR serious? Fucks sake, I'm going to throw myself off a bridge.
>>69590376
When you realize that it's a marathon instead of a sprint then you'll be profitable.
>>69590449
pmsl throw water at them
Atletico one more please
Why did TT just give me a win on this?
Just need a Corinthians goal lads, it's been nearly four years since I won an accumulator
>>69590525
Pretty much yep, got to resist the urge to take a big leap in bankroll.
>>69590470
BOOOOOM
>>69590532
>>69590532
Post circumcised cock WITH TIMESTAMP
Wings Gaming @2
Free money
>OG gets stomped 2-0 two days ago and sent to losers
>now in the finals the odds are liek this
honestly if you want easy arcanas just go for Wings
>>69590568
Euan mate, I don't care if you're gay, but please stop harassing me for pictures of my reproductive organ.
>casual locust in ecuador game
what am I even doing with my life
reminder that KR Reykjavik was @2 before ko
>>69590594
Which hat sites are still working?
>>69590649
The betting sites?
The main ones are still on, VPGame and Dota 2 Lounge.
These odds are on VPGame, but they are also legit on D2L, 45-55
boliviaaaaaa
Gilles Muller to win set 2 @ evens
>>69590781
>local pride
pmsl.
>>69590781
>>69590831
Hold on, so people pay him for tips for matches in Bolivia between two jungle tribes? Oh wow.
>>69590519
JUST
I hope you made a DNB bet like I said.
>>69590824
DAMN...really unlucky there.
>>69590824
Fuck sake, just one win today and I'll be happy.
>dackers
>>69590981
Really sorry about that mate. Muller made a stupid mistake and he completely torched him in the first set at the tie break.
>>69590877
My bookie doesn't have that. Really pissed at them and Atlético
>>69590981
Same desu
>>69590981
>>69591053
I won 8 today. What did you lot bet on?
>>69591006
Not your fault lad, I think I'll just wait until the football league season starts until I make another bet. Though I'll probably be betting on Paraguayan Div 3 by tomorrow.
>>69590781
Could anyone even find the market for this??
Need one more goal in the fjolnir game and then all my meme o2.5 Iceland bets are in
>>69591085
its finished
SMALL on San Jose O2.5 team goals
>>69591043
Sorry mate, I hate giving tips that don't win. I hope you didn't bet on Corinthians as well.
>>69591064
Acca on J-League and some others, smalls on Tennis that went tits up and a meme bet on Austria U19's. Give up desu senpai
Smed on Reading -1.75
>>69591146
I quit tennis; my first bunch of losses were due to tennis, so I'm not dibbling in tennis again. Picking football matches seems to work.
>>69591146
>Makes bad bets
>Wonders why he doesn't win them
>>69591148
pixel punt?
>>69591186
Basically yeah
>>69591178
I pick up on the tips here lid that's why I lose so much
NEED San Jose to score PLEASE
>>69591233
You must have been ignoring mine then.
>>69591242
fucks sake man, conceding against 10 men
cannot stop being a bowcat desu, just love it
I'm #ON that random Wings e-sports tip
>>69591260
TEARS
San Jose now at 10 men
Got my J League acca loss back via some darts betting
>>69591248
More than likely, been on and off at work tonight.
>>69591233
No you're just a mong for blindly following blatantly obvious bad tips
>>69591364
I mean, believe the memes all you want, but I'm not doing too bad. I'm not at Euan's level yet where I'm betting my 400k house away and dealing with flying ants in my toilet, but making 300 quid in 4 days isn't too bad I reckon.
>>69591248
My big losses over the last day have been your j league bets and your austria tip.
>>69591406
And quite ironically I specifically told people not to go along with these since they were clear gambles; rofl.
>>69591406
>biggest losses were from an acca and another Lieberman tip
The guy has admitted that he has LITERALLY no idea what he's doing. Why would you follow his tips? Seriously? You deserve to lose your money
>>69591415
>haha i was only pretending to be retarded
You owe me money.
>>69591427
Euan, please go.
>>69580180
You won't be seeing picks from me in the future lads. Spent the rest of my bankroll on an air rifle. Don't go down to your local park unless you have a strong stomach.
>>69591366
Pretty new to /bet/ pls don't bully
>Vern University settled as a loss
Not even sure I want to know what the final score was tbqh
>>69591432
>You owe me money.
I'm not even asking for money, I merely post what I'm doing myself. For tips go to my TT, not here, lol.
am genuinely in tears at latest mackers post
>>69591436
Not Euan. Stop obsessing over some Scottish cunt.
You've said yourself that you're new to betting and that you love accas.
>>69591478
I do love accas. I've, however, come to the conclusion that they're not worth it. Hence I throw a cheeky 20 once a week on some nip matches and that's it.
>>69591474
>No screencaps
>>69591451
Any new tips?
I'm just desperate to make what I lost. ;-;
>>69591441
Survival of the fittest here lad. Fools will NOT be suffered gladly
>>69591499
Nah, I'm done for the night.
>>69591498
>>69591437
Please go down to Amsterdam and shoot this jew.
>>69591523
PMSL
>>69591523
TEARS.
>>69591523
That's actually adorable pmsl
>>69591523
CRYING
>>69591523
pmsl
>>69591523
>take care of your body
>>69591523
pmsl pmsl pmsl
>>69591523
I don't get it.
Why is this funny?
I feel sad that you guys are making fun of him. He's probably lonely.
Surely Flatanon is DUE a win
>>69591523
Chinese people so funny
>>69591594
IMAGINE being this sensitive. Bet you go inside when the pollen count is medium.
>>69591594
What's even more sad is that the only person he can talk to is Euan ;_;
>>69591595
Martingaled up to 6k on his bets now pmsl, not sure what I will do if this one loses
literally have to max stake every account online and go to every bookie i know already
>>69591615
WTF are you on about? You're obsessed.
>>69591523
Chinks are a comedic goldmine
>>69591615
>Euan is now James Mckeown
Perplexed by this meme
>>69591613
Hayfever is no fucking joke senpai
>>69591624
Can only stake on the day at bookies can't you? Normally price has gone by then :/
>>69591659
dont even care anymore just take whatever price I can
>>69591673
pmsl
Most enjoyable thing about summer is sitting outside & trying to find exactly the right music volume to narrowly avoid annoying next door.
Shit, new Ghost Adventures episodes.
Don't think I'll bother with a betstars account
>>69591523
unreal
>>69591643
We are all Euan
>>69591769
I'm not. I'm Herschel.
>>69591749
Wtf.
>>69591769
fuck brussels.
>>69591783
they don't want you to withdraw money.
Why do Bet365 favour the home teams so much, stuck my odd pennys on New York FC at 9/4 and they're 2-0 up.
Pmsl at the replies to Euan's last tweet
>>69591830
Surely it's of questionable legality to make withdrawing money difficult.
POST THE FIX HERE EUAN
>>69591838
v v odd fella
>>69591837
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_advantage
>>69591838
>Euan promote's the tipstertube app
How much is big al paying him?
>>69591844
calm down. only game one
>>69591874
Even so the odds offered don't stack up especially compared to previous form. Home teams tend to be stupidly short in price
>>69591930
It seems to be more of a big deal in MLS.
Home teams lose way less often than in other leagues.
PMSL euan.
>>69591930
See OP for how bookmakers actually price things up newfriend
PMSL
>>69592021
KEK
>>69592021
>>69592016
>>69592021
What is REALLY going on? Who is plotting against our boy Euan?
