Yes, because he eats pieces of shit for breakfast.

isnt he the guy who lost to happy gilmore that one time?

David Simms was better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vygFotutz7Y

>0 gold jackets

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Fictional movie athlete power rankings:

1. Rocky
2. Air Bud
3. Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughan
4. Jimmy Chitwood
5. Kelly Leak
6. Tim Riggins
7. Sidney Dean and Billy Hoyle
8. The Hanson Brothers
9. Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez
10. Roy Hobbs

Feminist inclusion: The Icebox
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999. Any Divegrass character
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9999. Juwanna Mann

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>was btfo by a hockey player at his own sport
>goat
pick 1

No because one of his arms was slightly longer than the other. That would seriously fuck up his swing.

>>69593369

lel

>>69593412
wasnt benny the jet real?

>>69593412
No Johnny tsunami wtf bro

>>69593412
No forrest gump?

>>69593412
>no Paul Crewe

>>69593922

Actually if it was his right arm it would be a help. Be more easily able to set his shoulders square with both hands on the club.

>>69598516

Hmm according to the script his right arm was indeed longer.

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>>69593412
This fuckin list