>Watercooler Dale's gone missin' edition.
Race starts at approx 1:40 EST. Indycar starts shortly after.
Who do you lads have for the winner today?
Bumping with rare WCD's.
I think KB41 gets it done today.
Rolling for winner
>please no Toyotabergstein
>>69587170
>its happening
>>69587170
re-roll
>>69587203
Does that count as Austin?
At NHMS, so hot.
Anthems soon
>CONSTANT JR SHILLING
NO THANKS
>>69587279
weather says 81 degrees. is it humid there?
>>69587344
No, it's cold here.
yes it's humid
can we get a comprehensive list of acceptable /sp/ driver nicknames?
>gordon = sneak
>austin dillon = autism
>brad = bread
>truex = troox
>kurt = krut
>kyle = kryle = kylel
what else do we have bros
>cuck anthem
>let gender neutral anthem
>>69587396
Matt Dibenedetto is Bean Burrito.
>>69587427
Di Burrito
>>69587396
Carl Edwards is Cousin Car-Shill
USA USA USA USA
>>69587427
I thoguht he was
>le reddit cuck meme narwahl
>>69587396
Jimmie = Gimmie
>>69587396
Stenhouse = shithouse = steakhouse
>>69587454
Bean Burrito didnt drive the shitty Reddit mobile. I thought that was Wise.
>>69587497
They were trying to make Redditmobile (TM) round 2 for Matt though. They couldn't get enough funding this time, probably because they blew all their money on Bernie Sanders' failure of a campaign.
>>69587478
Cucky Steakouse will never win a race.
neither will his girlfriend.
>>69587497
That was in fact josh wise.
>>69587396
KEKseLELski
>>69587396
Chase = Chess/Lelliott
Logano = lelgano/logonzo/etc
Stenhouse = Sticky/Steakhouse
Trevor Bayne = Insert baneposting reference here
McMurray = McFlurry
Danica = Danicles/Danican't
Menard = Muh Nards
Casey Mears = Case O'Beers
Kasey Kahne = Kissy
Tony = sodacookies
Clint = Clit
Regan = Ray Gun
Harvick = Hurrvick
Denny = Danny/Denny's
Carl Edwards = Earl/le backflip man
There's definitely more but that's what I remember. If you see a driver without a decent /turnleft/ nickname you can also try to give them one and see if it sticks, that's how these things work after all.
>>69587548
>Regan
I meant David Ragan, Regan Smith = Smiff I think
>>69587548
Bowman=blowman
>>69587396
harvick = harcuck
danica = danicles = she's learning
ragan = raygun
jimmie = gimmie
kasey = kissy
tony = soda cookies = fatass
biffle = sniffle = bifflel
mcmurray = mcflurry
norm = can't storm the norm
allmendinger = all my niggas?
whitt = poor little whitt guy
missing some others for sure
>>69587510
>>69587524
I dont begrudge any small team taking money from wherever in order to get their car on the track and as competitive as they can.
I would drive a car with "I love dicks.com" as the sponsor if that was the only sponsor I could find.
>>69587548
Tfw sodacookies last year
How do you guys think le shoah man will do in Junior's car?
>>69587587
You'd be the perfect face for the ilovedicks.com brand. A match made in heaven.
>>69587548
>muh nards
Don't forget >rags in a box
The one Sunday I'm NOT working this summer and it's fucking New Hampshire. Fuck me.
>>69587600
bowman is a garbage meme driver. even cole custer would be better
>>69587614
namefag, please go back to /o/
>>69587548
Oh yeah, I forgot about him dipping his cookies in his soda.
>>69587631
b-but I've never even posted there
>>69587396
scott = scat
almirola = amarillo
Does newman have an /sp/ nickname? must not be used often if he does.
>>69587587
After finishing in the top 5, I would have the opportunity to say to the camera " I'm just so proud of the guys at the shop for giving me a great I love Dicks.com Ford to drive up front and be competitive. Thank you so much to I love dicks.com for coming on board as our primary sponsor here at Loudon, I recommend all the race fans at home to visit I love Dicks.com right now".
how many times will Rick Meme remind us that JR is not in this race with concussion like symptoms
>>69587665
What happened to joonya?
>>69587665
75 more. 75 more
>>69587649
We usually just go with >I ate the bones
For Brian Scott I was thinking Brandy Scotch, but scat works too
STREAM:
tiny cc bsracing
>>69587677
Same thing that happened to daddy, the wall.
>>69587677
kill yourself.
>>69587677
eternal bleeding
>>69587677
he laid down on us
>>69587677
He's using his "concussion like symptoms" as an excuse to retire
>alex bowman
>>69587611
Always
Well saw a fag who had a CSA flag as a cape.
GOTTA love NHMS
>>69587702
If he retires soon it will be bad for NASCAR. You know that at least some portion of Jr fans will stop watching entirely.
They need to get someone likeable and fan friendly to replace him
>>69587839
Like Kyle Busch!
>>69587851
GET OUT
Input needed.
>ywn have sex with Danica while she has concussion-like symptoms
What's the purpose of the competition caution? We didn't have rain? Is NASCAR just trying to make this a fuel mileage race or something?
>>69587887
Nah, there was rain earlier. Still BS though.
>>69587887
rained this morning didn't it?
>>69587839
>KyleWinsLol isn't a fan favorite
kys yourself
>>69587898
>>69587900
>>69587900
Oh, I guess I must've missed the rain info. Gonna be a pretty boring race if Kylel dominates like yesterday.
>It's a kyle episode
:-(
I'm out
PUT IT OUT
>>69587964
>>69587982
t. Trashone
>having a cop car lead but not in a crown vic
>>69587964
>>69587982
fuck off with this shit b8
>>69588019
>name one thing cops are usefull for
>harass black folk
There ya go
kyle episode
>>69587997
well, the alternative is niggers running amok. I'll take paying the cops.
>gibbs 1 2 3 logano
good race
>harvick and johnson WILL NEVER win another nascar race
gibbs 1 2 3 4
there we go
Needing a stream for shit tier internet lads, please
>>69588067
here is your (you)
Harvick and Gimmie will win 3 more races (combined) this season
>>69588093
settle down dylann
So how will Cole Pearns mess up Truex's race
Laudin is literally one of the best racetracks on the entire circuit
Incurring the wrath of /pol/ here, but honestly, Cup series needs more diversity. I just don't give a shit about most of the drivers. No personality, no difference between most of them, either young and untalented or tenured and unlikable.
>>69588127
It's probably just you
Fuck NASCAR. This stone age ignorant no skill redneck shit has no place on this board
>>69588123
>>69588123
laul
>>69588127
>more diversity
yeah that's worked out great for america so far hasn't it?
on point, it's like with golf hoodrats don't like to play golf or race cars. They don't think it's a real gasta nigga sport like football and basketball.
>>69588139
>12 MINUTES OF PLAY
>>69588127
>young and untalented
blaney, chase, larson are all super talented
>Scott 21 laps down
pull the plug richard
>>69588156
settle down David Duke
>>69588166
you could put a whole game of handegg into one commercial caution
Who the hell is Eddie MacDonald? in the 32 car
Never seen that name in stock car racing before
>>69588142
>>69588153
>no lanes
>constant bumping and moving cars out of the way
name a better track
>inb4 britsol
Bristol is ruined
>>69588190
I believe he's been in a few races this year but I may be mistaking him for McDowell.
>>69588190
Northeastern short track driver, does this race every year
If Jr falls out of the Top 16 in points, which race does NASCAR hand to him to keep him in the Chase?
>>69588188
>le jetdryer man
>dominating NASCAR
that slaps me on the knee
>>69588192
Martinsville
Talladega
Watkins Glen
Darlington
Fontana
>>69588188
>>NASCAR's best drivers would get blown the fuck out if they tried to race in F1
>>a shitty mid-table former F1 colombian driver dominated in NASCAR
wut
>>69588188
how long did writing all that out take you?
also, Montoya or Speed didnt dominate in NASCAR and both washed out
>>69588188
>a shitty mid-table former F1 colombian driver dominated in NASCAR
nice b8 m8
>>69588188
>>69588222
>>69588219
I think by "dominated" he means "never won an oval race, ever".
If turning left is so easy why can't the open-wheel guys do it?
>>69588192
>name a better track
Watkins Glen
Sonoma
>>69588192
Actually you're right. This is a good track because it's a murdertrack.
Rain incoming.
>>69588188
your bait is too large for these waters m8
>>69588245
because montoya was in a shit ganassi car
So who's going to win the championship this year? First race I've watched in awhile.
>>69588188
>whilst F1 liveries have historical meanings and beautiful designs
hearty kek
>kenseth up to 4th
>>69588273
then why didnt Penske put him in a stock car?
because he never got the handle for a stvk car
>>69588273
Montoya got owned in NASCAR
>>69588273
this is true, but does not detract from the facts at hand
He dominated road courses for 1 or 2 years. That's the extent of his domination
>JGR top five
>>69588277
That dude went to jail for climbing a fence.
Also: BKes, Kryle or Krut for the chip this year
>this fucking top 5
>>69588309
>>69588277
It was his birthday
He was drunk
He wanted to get on TV
So he climbed the fence
God bless him
>>69588308
meant to post the other one, anyone have it?
>>69588310
Only Krut can save us.
>responding to wsgs bait
>>69588307
>dominated road courses for 1 or 2 years
>NASCAR has a 65-year history
>road courses are 1/18th of the schedule
That is not significant in any way
>>69588308
>>69588318
>>69588188
>redneck this
>redneck that.
Jesus anon, did a alpha redneck steal your girlfriend you beta nu-male cuck?
>>69588317
It was pretty funny though.
It was something I could see me doing while drunk at the race. some goading by friends, a bet, the flash of money and off anon goes to climb the fence.
>rick allen
>steve letarte
>jeff burton
>>69588337
That's always the most likely explanation for these type cases
>>69588277
Haha I remember that. Fucking madman!
just woke up
what have I missed?
>>69588360
>tfw you tune to see NASCAR on NBC and you don't get to see Benny Parsons
>>69588391
Hungarian F1 race commercials for next week
>>69588391
kyle busch just lost the lead 10 laps ago
you missed nothing
>>69588337
its because you are all this
>>69588360
They are pretty bad
>Letarte
Autistic man-child who babbles constantly
>Burton
IQ of 80, can barely string a coherent sentence together. Mediocre driver at best
>Rick Allen
Has the voice of a cartoon character, knows nothing about racing
Gordon is better than Burton at commentary but still lacking.
Here is the dream team:
Larry Mac, Allen Bestwick, Garl Edwards
>buescher
>>69588360
>Boosher
>>69588414
replace the 88 gear with 41KB gear and put my dog sitting next to me begging for some KFC, and yeah, that is me.
>>69588414
Damn that will never get old, holy shit
>spin off the racing line
>don't hit anything
>right yourself and drive away
>SAFETY CAR
?????????
>Hamlin
>>69588436
I absolutely hate DW as an announcer. I wish I could get a MRN broadcast that was synched with the televised broadcast.
>>69588428
>tfw no benny parsons or ned jarrett
>>69588188
>Announcers are shitty rednecks with southern accents
Rick allen is originally from Grand Island, Nebraska
>Nebraska
>south
pick one, only one
>>69588456
>SAFETY CAR
Its cawled a cawshun you dam EURO-PEEN
>>69588456
>competitive integrity
>>69588479
actually, funny thing
"Rick Allen" is a stage name
his middle name is Allen
his full name is
Rick Allen Schweigger
source: i live in Grand Island, Nebraska and I work with his brother
>>69588468
Im talking dream team of people that are actually alive and able to commentate
>>69588468
Real shit: Do Chevrolet and Ford even care about racing at this point?
Rain?
>>69588465
Just get a radio and mute your TV. I do it for Packer games every Sunday
>>69588512
Sure. Toyota's just gone autistic about it.
>>69588188
what was Kevin's address again?
something swamp road?
at the track right now
If this post gets 30 replies I'll climb the fence around lap 200
>>69588512
Chevy, yes, they're involved in a ton of different series
Ford, no, they only do NASCAR and occasionally a MUH FORD GT NOSTALGIA attempt at Le Mans. Ford only cares about their fucking trucks, honestly
>>69588538
DO IT, FAGGOT
>>69588512
in real motorsport
not this wwe motor""""""sport"""""""
>>69588538
Of course
>>69588538
Show pic nigger
>>69588512
considering that the SS is basically a re-badged Holden Commodore
no, they dont
>>69588541
Ford will probably run Le Mans again next year since they got a fluke win this year.
>>69588414
I'll never know what it's like to be this insecure.
>>69588538
Make sure they know you did it for /u/beezwacks
>>69588538
do it man. I believe in you.
here's a beer to get primed up for your big climb
>>69588538
Take a photo and post it.
>>69588538
>>69588573
rip
>>69588538
pics or gtfo
>Kyle Busch will never have a fatal crash
>>69588573
that pisses me off, i know i'm "edgelord" for it, but listen
>lard ass motorsports blogger dies
>people act like they had a relationship with her because she liked a post or retweeted something they said
i'll be honest, when i heard she passed away from twitter and SiriusXM, i was like "......who?"
>>69588538
Is getting caught part of your plan?
>>69588572
>gay weeb newtrip
why are the stands so fucking empty at the track today?
>>69588538
reponse
>>69588625
Who died?
>>69588657
reddit mod Beezwacks
>>69588652
New Hampshire rarely puts on a good show.
>>69588652
because its a boring "sport"
>tfw Brian France is ruining NASCAR but racethreads are still based
It’s a complex feeling
>>69588652
because new hampshit sucks
>>69588657
Amy Branch
some motorsports blogger who was friends with Jeff Gluck, a literal nobody
>died at 41
>we don't know why
>look at pic related
probably something to do with the fact that she was a fucking whale
>>69588669
based Switzerland
>>69588538
make sure Danicles signs your tits afterwards
I kinda like New Hampshire if only because it was the easiest race for me to win in NASCAR Thunder 2003.
>>69588669
Peter???
>>69588685
she was a reddit mod
She was the one who did the outreach to get people from NASCAR onto to the subreddit to do AMAs and such
>>69588685
suicide. she had depression
>>69588669
>swissy is jealous that motorsports is banned where he lives
stay cucked
>>69588685
Jeff Gluck is such a loser
>>69588701
>not using 3rd gear in the turns at Rockingham and getting 20 seconds ahead of 2nd
>>69588714
I'd also kill myself if I was a reddit cuckold.
>>69588701
My First career win in Thunder 04 was at Texas. Even when I had a crapbox my first season it was my best track.
>have stream muted
>can still hear the coca cola song in my head
FUCK they got me
>>69588714
lol, fat cow has depression, everyone cries when she dies
>>69588742
she was also a fat fuck, i remember seeing her hobble around the pits at Kansas last spring, it was like watching a trailer trash fat mom walk,
made me want to puke
>not liking Claire B. Lang
>>69588538
Ok.
>>69588538
here is number 12 to help you along
Tracks drivers most want to win at
1. Daytona
2. Indy
POWER GAP
3. Darlington
4. Martinsville
5. Bristol
6. Charlotte
POWER GAP
7. Dover
8. Michigan
Okay this didn't go as well as I expected, Dover and Michigan are already a bit of a stretch
>>69588538
DO IT
>>69588792
>Indy
>above Charlotte
>>69588649
I'm bi you sad sad little man.
Stay BTFO'd
>>69588645
hot mom jeans, but gross stick arms.
>>69588792
I feel like Dega should be above Dover and Michigan.
>>69588538
even after climbing and celebrating, you still wont get to have steamy post race sex with Danicles
So, what are the odds that NASCAR HEAT EVOLUTION is going to be shit?
>all smiles
>>69588801
That's just blatantly wrong
>>69588822
It could be, everything after #6 is pretty meh and becomes more personal for each driver
>>69588649
my goodness
>>69588852
well in the latest trailer you can hear all the sound effects are from Dirt to Daytona and there's no car damage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anw-RnpxGpw
>>69588852
is it made by that British company that made the other nascar games?
If not, it has a shot to be good.
>>69588188
>Advert breaks every 5 minutes
>advert
Get off that US proxy, euogarbage.
>>69588877
looks pretty shit desu famalam
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>Mindyanapolis next week
>>69588877
I read that it has rubber banding, literally the worst thing in existence.
>>69588538
Do it 4 realsies
another strong run for danica
>>69588955
How does truex get memed this week?
>>69588188
how's the shack, Kevin?
>gibbs 1* 2 3
>>69588994
Ryan Ellis holds him up in traffic.
>>69588994
he'll give up the lead by pitting on a late caution or by staying out when everyone else pits
this through the field shit is horrible
wow, alex shoahman actually looks like he's a good driver
>2016
>going to France
Have ya heard?
Joonyer banged his head and Sneak might drive at Indy next week!
>Jeff is in France
Wew
what happened to dale jr?
>>69589000
TRIPS
TRIPS
TRIPS CONFIRM WSGS IS A MANCHILD LIVING IN A LITERAL KEKSHED
>>69589076
>2016
>being a /pol/tard
>>69589098
Ear infection
>>69589098
stuck in traffic
>>69588188
13th reply going in
>>69589100
HOLY SHIT, DUBS
>>69589098
he got a possible career-ending concussion, and isn't cleared to race until his symptoms get better, he may very well be done forever, he'd had a number of concussions during his career
>>69588877
yikes, unless this runs at 60fps, I'm not even going to bother...
>>69589110
>2016
>being afraid of the truth.
>>69589106
Eh nope, I still don't see the attraction to feet.
>>69588538
do it, i will pay you
fucking do it, i will pay you 700 bucks to your paypal if you fucking do it
>>69588994
cole "just fuck my pit window up" pearn will call him in for new tires at the objectively worst possible time
>>69588538
#18
Indy spaghetti on lap one
>>69589134
>he got a possible career-ending concussion
No one ever said it was possibly career ending.
>>69589134
dammit, he's my favorite driver
what track did him in?
>>69589191
all of them
Look at Danica racing along with the leaders. Getting the job done
Race Control is desperately looking for debris
>>69588538
only 19 more laps man. Get ready.
>>69589222
shes learning
>>69589231
PUT IT OUT
>>69589191
Probably a succession of wrecks over the years, but it was obvious .. was it 2 years ago? He had a big wreck, smashed a wall at a fast track forgot which one and the concussion word got out.
>>69589222
Its true, Danicles is racing along with the leaders, but she racing along them as lap traffic
>>69589222
>Kevin harvick is a consistent contender for 2.5 years and won a cup
>Kurt Busch gets top 10s every week
>Stewart won a cup
>Danica still has a fucking ride
This will never not make me mad
>>69588538
do it
>Kryle in the lead
>Toyota top 3
>cavemanspongebob.jpg
I wouldn't mind if Kenseth won, but still
