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The legendary Phil Mickeslon looks to add to an already storied legacy, seeking his sixth Major Championship victory, and second Claret Jug. Standing in his way is the venerable Swede Henrik Stenson, looking to buck the title of "best player without a Major", a label applied by many golf pundits and fans.
It's Mickelson vs. Stenson, America vs.Sweden, Sunday from Royal Troon in Scotland. They tee off at 9:35a.m. EST.
>Leaderboard
1) Stenson -12
2) Mickelson -11
3) Bill Haas -6
4) Andrew "Beef" Johnston -5
5) J.B. Holmes -4
>Weather
Rain possible, winds between 10 and 15 mph
>TV Coverage
Early round coverage begins at 4:00 a.m. EST on the Golf Channel, and continues on NBC at 7:00 a.m. EST.
First for anyone but FIGJAM
>NA
>winning
top kek op
ameriburgers need a burger after each hole
>>69580564
We're coming for that Claret Jug again Yurotrash.
hype
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV8Qj91T3o0
>tfw /sp/ was not around for this moment
Stenson just has to play conservative. Aim at the middle of the greens and Mickelson will blow himself up.
>>69580967
>people think Mickelson is a choker
Hasn't been true since the 90s.
>>69580967
Stens is already deep in the grips of Swedish melancholia. Pondering the randomness of life and the triviality of existence and whatnot.
Will he even finish the round? See this year's US Open.
>>69580840
I was 10 years old and I remember literally everything about this.
>>69581322
>tfw
So basically no need to watch till Homes tee off
>>69580564
Americans have won every Open at Troon since 1950.
>>69581526
BASED BEEF
PLEASE MAKE HIM A RYDER CUP PICK
Who /mickeltits/ here?
HINGE
O
L
D
>>69581572
I'm really scared that he's going to shoot an 85 and be out of it by the fifth hole.
>implying there is a better job than golf commentator
Get paid to travel around the world, sit in a comfy booth and banter with other commentators. Most of them have a few wines or beers during the telecast too.
50 minutes lads.
>>69581689
Must be shit for you social life tho. But so is sitting in front of you tv/pc watching sports all week and not going outside.
who else /sim golf/ here?
>tfw no sequel
>tfw it's not available on any modern digital platforms
>>69582039
my nigga, this was the shit
Will Willet ever win anything again?
The Masters seem like a total fluke in hindsight.
>>69582039
Still play it to this day. My only complaint is that the properties are small. It's impossible to build a good 18 hole course and still have room for all of the country club amenities.
I don't know if anyone modded or hacked it to allow for more land, but they should have.
>>69582047
Literally no.
>>69582049
Well at least this destroyed Spieth and he can now proof whether he's a true champion or not.
Can Beef overcome the odds m80s?
>thunderstorm watch in one of the 20 counties in my viewing area
>map and scrolling information taking up 1/4 of the screen
>Montgomerie +17
>>69582725
JUST
>>69580840
They brought him back on the senior tour this year just so he'd have to play Carnoustie again at the senior open.
Rory would've won but he needed to be at the gym during the trophy presentation.
>>69583731
>lmao1pl8
Seriously I get that changing your body changes your swing but people that think he is ripped have never set foot in a gym.
Anyone but a yank.
>>69582725
Watch him blame it on the weather once he gets in the commentary booth
Finally the interesting groups are starting.
>>69580491
*British Open
>>69583878
If these groups wind up being relevant, the interesting part will be Phil's massive choke job.
BASED JAIDEE
Phil Haas looks like he was a serial killer in another life tbqh
who /beef/ here?
That man is so fired.
B E E F
>>69584011
>another life
BASED BEEF
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF
All hail Lord Stannis of the House Baratheon, the One True King of Scotland.
http://www.golfchannel.com/media/who-will-be-champion-golfer-year/
>>69584051
He literally made the Jordan face
Holy shit the sun.
GAME NUMBER FORTY ONE HERE WE GO LADS
BEEF
E
E
F
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFF!
BEEF FINAL ROUND CHARGE OFFICIALLY HAPPENING
GET IN HERE
>YFW BEEF SHOOTS 59
>tfw no /comfy/ BBC Open coverage
It begins.
>the city of Sweden on suicide watch
HAHAHAHA OH BOY IT'S HAPPENING
>Sweeden
sweden YES
>Three putt on the first hole
Someone post the Phil pasta to celebrate.
>/sp/ was actually right this time
pfffft kek
Good ole lefty :^)
It's all tumbling down Henrik
GET IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why are Americans such degenerates?
>>69584362
I heard at least one Brit yelling it yesterday
>>69584381
brits are basically american
lel holy shit
Daly-esque
I want to see playoffs desu.
So they're just going to trade garbo approach shots?
also BEEF
>>69584362
"INDAHOLE" is the only acceptable thing to yell after a player hits.
Other bullshit like "MASHED POTATOES" or "BABA BOOEY" or anything else totally unrelated to golf calls for immediate execution.
Beef is back.
My stream has gone to shit, anyone got link to a decent one?
CAN'T SQUEEF THE BEEF
OH SHIT
Fuck, Phil got this.
FUGGG
phil is lit
mickeltits trolled by the cup
based
>Rory
Who is the fattest major champ in modern times?
Everything Stenson does Phil is going to do it a little bit better.
>>69584585
Stensin feelin like a cuck right now
>Rory
>AGAIN
>>69584572
>Dill
>>69584585
Jinxed, I'll shut up now.
>>69584638
Too late, you fucked up. Stenson wins.
It's over.
>>69584638
>>69584650
>>69584665
Wow I hate Trump now! But seriously shut up fags.
>>69584672
You're the one samefagging all weekend.
BEE
>FEE
BEE
>FEE
BEE
>FEE
>>69584672
CAN'T FENCE IN THE STENSON
i got nothin
kek, Drunkehrty interviewing Trump
Damn Phil about to eagle
Goddamn chess match.
Dill about to eagle. Where you at now swedes?
Today's message is that it's not over until the fat lady sings.
Am I the only American here who doesn't really like Phil that much?
>>69584806
dumb commieposter
>>69584572
Dufner won a PGA when he was still chubby
>>69584806
Tiger please get off the computer
EAGLESON
FIRST EAGLE OF THE WEEK. SWEDES BTFO
>>69584806
>not wanting Mickeldad to take you out for ice cream in his green jacket
>>69584841
settle down casual. no one cares about swedes vs usa. this is a fuck figjam scenario
>>69584806
I root for anyone who plays balls-out, asshole or not.
>tom peters
>>69584865
Nice proxy, Sven.
>no DJ
>current year
>not using shot tracer on every long shot anyone ever hits
>>69584885
Hahahhaha fuck
>>69584908
Almost makes me miss Fox. Almost.
>>69584908
I was wondering this too. Like let's use shot tracer for literally every other garbage tournament except arguably the biggest major on tour wtf?
>fatass lands in the sand
>that perfect read by Phil
>>69584887
>y-you're all swedish cucks!
okay casual
>Stenson choking
Literally the easiest opportunity to get a shot on Phil and he fucks it up
/r/ing the Dill Pickleson image
Jesus christ, shut the fuck up. Phil and Stenson aren't Nicklaus and Watson.
>penile
>>69585000
More like Norman and Faldo
>tfw rooting for Stenson just so Sergio will be even more BTFO by pundits
>>69585047
>not rooting for Phil always
why do they call him beef
will sergio ever win a major with that lag angle? that shit gets too wild when the pressures on
>>69585047
it's funny cause he's actually making some nice puts on the last day of a major now that he's not in contention
>>69585074
He's an autistic sociopath, he's said to have a 'beef' with everyone.
Phil is playing a great game right now
>>69585162
>that backspin on stenson's shot tho
>>69585152
One time mid swing his dick popped out of his pants and Jim nantz commented "wow that's beefy" and it just stuck.
>>69585179
How is that even possible? Voodoo magic?
>>69585212
gotta hit down on it
You gotta love phils wacky drives
>that britbong rap iPhone ad
>be american
>get shot
beef ded
>all those people cheering for phil
>>69585236
even by pro standards though that was an insane amount of backspin
Bad play by stenson. He had a really easy putt
i want bruce critchley to leave
>>69585373
Amateurs usually use crappy 2 piece balls and the greens are slow as fuck. Also their wedge faces aren't recoated.
When you play courses with high stimpmeter (10-11) and false fronts you gotta be careful. Even if you don't try to spin it, i'll sometimes come right off the green.
> dan hicks
> johnny "i'm better than these touring professionals" miller
>Phil still does it better than stenson
My sides I need a webm of that postage stamp soul crushing
>>69585467
miller mentioning his 63 at oakmont is a fundamental piece of golf bingo
> can't watch golf with dad because dad's out golfing
PHIL
BEEF
E
E
F
>>69585522
>watching with dad and he throws a tantrum every time phil misses a shot
hes getting old
>>69585522
>tfw dad just went to bed when the leaders are getting to the back 9.
Not a very comfy golf course
>>69585556
>that flag
>doesn't think links is comfy
Good afternoon mohammed
>>69585627
imo the only 2 comfy links courses are pebble and chambers
>>69585687
Carnoustie?
Turnberry?
Birkdale?
>>69585687
0/10 pathetic
This major is going to be decided by who ends up making a fool of themselves in the bunker.
>>69585782
Phil is better out of the bunker tho
just put my lifesavings on stenson
pls god
>>69585833
pics or it didn't happen
>>69585833
>he didnt cash out
>>69585851
>>69585855
i may be exaggerating a good bit
only 15 bucks
>>69585855
>going all the way on leishman
>could've cashed out for massive profits
>>69585833
>tfw put $4 on Stenson @31 each way.
Feels good.
>>69585872
mfw the one year anniversary of this event
>>69585888
nice trips. That was one of my favourite /sp/ moments
cou so based
this is some high level shit
>both of them make birdies
>10 (ten) strokes ahead of everyone else
these guys are playing some next level golf right now
>>69585913
> favourite
Balls of steel.
>two more birdies
This is insane.
phil is two shots back and he clutches in a great shot like that.
Who /theseriousswede/ here?
>>69586012
S W E D E N Y E S
W
E
D
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S
>>69586012
>>69586026
Cucks
why is the swedish golfer white?
why are there no swedes in here pulling for stenson?
hell they're making it look like I could go out there and shoot par
>>69586049
because he's white
>>69586043
was that meant to be funny?
>>69586012
>when the bull needs prepping, but you still have 8 holes to play
What's the lowest ever record of this course?
>>69586067
Pickle on thursday
>>69586038
>>69586026
>>69586061
But Stenson isn't a cuck. He is clearly the hero Sweden needs in these dark, progressive times.
>>69586100
Doesn't he live in America?
>>69586100
good man there
just a reminder that sweden has a higher percentage of whites than the united states
>>69586082
Oh yes, I forgot.
How come during the masters there would be hundreds of people in this kind of thread, but every other major it feels like there's maybe 15-20 people posting?
>>69586100
>Stenson brings the claret Jug home to Sweeden
>Swedes see their power again
>Break free from the SocJus mind control
Come on Henrik
>>69586137
thats like asking why summer slam doesn't get as many views as wrestlemania
>>69586137
there's a reason they call it THE MASTERS
nothing matches it.
>>69586156
tbf summerslam 2015 was many times better than the shitshow that was wrestlemania 32
anyone got a decent stream lads?
Those were two of the shittiest putts I've ever seen
>>69586198
is this the famed american 'banter' i've heard so little about?
>>69586166
thats the point, cocksmoker
>CAN'T IMPEDE THE SWEDE
Damn once I finally come up with a good one I jinx him.
Mickeldad just mind fucked the cuck. Hes in his head now its all over
>the Swede gets cucked
>>69586213
wont be spiking the viking
Things golf plebs say:
>I don't play much but I bomb it a mile. I hit it routinely 300+ on the range
>Damn I wish I kept playing golf when I was 8, I probably would have gone pro by now
>I'm a beginner but I have aspirations to make it on the senior tour someday!
>Golf is like, too mental.
>>69586159
If Pine Valley (#1 course in the world) opened itself up for the US Open, it would be the greatest major ever.
The masterful ancient technique of Phil "hit in the rough and hinge and hold to get the drop on your opponent"
>>69586230
Holy shit please let this happen.
>>69586183
Like to see you do better my guy.
>dill making his put first even though stenson was out to put more pressure on him
pretty solid mind games desu
>>69586243
Nah they make Augustas committee look like the naacp. That place is for Bilderbergers only. They do let the public walk the course one day of the year tho. Final round of the Crump Cup (mid-amateur tourny) in September
Post your good luck Phil memorabilia
Board traveller here: what is that thing on the top of the last guy who was up's hat? We couldn't figure it out if it was a camera or something?
>Phil
just
PHI! IS TOAST
>>69586230
>women only allowed to play Sunday afternoons
Lmaooooo
>>69586271
Black ribbon for Nice, France
Mickeltits implosion incoming
>>69586285
>women allowed to play at all
Sounds like a cuck course
>2 weeks till PGAC
This feels weird
>>69586298
you sure do say cuck a lot. everything okay at home anon?
>Zach JUSTson
>>69586305
olympics are gonna be garbage, too. shame
>>69586315
>when the JUST hair improves your hairstyle
Dear god I didn't realize saying cuck was still funny. My bad.
>>69586271
>>69586288
they said earlier it was for his friend who had recently died of cancer
>>69586345
Hey Reddit!
MAJ The Mechanic!
>>69586350
/r/the_donald alone uses cuck more than all of 4chan
fucking hell what a par.
PHIL
C
L
U
T
C
H
damn
Wtf. How does he do that
>that par save
>CAN'T CHILL THE PHIL
is it still -16 up
>>69586378
Magnets inside the ball.
>>69586313
>>69586345
>>69586363
>Real Cucks Offended by Resurgence of Term
I've missed the last hour or so. Non stop clutch I assume?
>>69586378
Hinge and hold
>>69586406
>we did it reddit!
>>69586411
>living in Nigger Rouge
they deserved it
why the fuck would anybody become a cop
dan hicks, did you fucking seriously just say that
>>69586159
The yearly exhumation and ritual fellating of the corpse of Bobby Jones is the third best major.
>>69586426
To preserve law and order in this once great country. Money in some cases. Good retirement benefits.
The fuck do you do?
>>69586426
> i'm 13 and i don't care who knows it! xD
>>69586426
Personal insecurity. Anger issues. Racism. Desire to fuck people over with no repercussions.
Talk about golf please lads
Niggaz be WILIN as usual
Henrik better step up his putting, or Phil will pick up his lead now.
>>69586450
xray tech
im saving lives for better money and better retirement benefits
so pls do sit down
>>69586460
Wouldn't it be hilarious if Phil shanked a 2 iron and domed a cop?
>>69586493
> im saving lives
How many times has beef barely missed his putt now? Feels like I'm watching a stuck tape.
>>69586459
this is the correct answer
>>69586459
>Personal insecurity. Anger issues. Racism. Desire to fuck people over with no repercussions.
We get it, you were caught smoking weed before class by the cops and he was a TOTAL DICK.
>>69586502
yeah i am
while you are out searching for pokemanz xD
>>69586508
>replying to your own post
Cool golf post, m8.
The magnets failed
>>69586522
project some more, it's actually entertaining
guys. golf. please.
>>69586527
nah im the one who asked the original quetion
>showing shots from other groups
STOP THIS MEME
>>69586534
nah ill just sit back and watch more niggers kill more cops
>>69586545
I know. I'm sick of seeing Beef's disgusting teeth and shitty putting.
>>69586555
> heh. look how cool and disaffected i am. i'm awesome
>>69586493
>I can press a button and then hand the image to a doctor
>I scoff at anyone who chooses a different career path
You know this board is for discussing golf not a recent shooting. There's a board here for that and it's called >>>/pol/
If you want to insult people, lets insult the french and how bad the french are at golf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dR1pkCGY80
>>69586578
did someone trigger you?
im sorry for that but theres a good solution, close the tab
>Holmes
God damn can you two faggots shut up already?
>>69586572
only scoffing at these idiots who become cops tbf
Hopefully both players keep up with each other and don't cock up.
>>69586545
this
>>69586593
>7-0
>>69586615
>football
im not a subhuman
inb4 another camera shutter goes off in phil's downswing and the guy takes an 8 iron to the dome
> no snacks
> need a shower
> don't want to miss a shot
>>69586628
They're yelling "STOP THE CAMERAS" at every tee.
>>69586635
ikf feel
Missed that lead exchange on hole 1 while taking a shit
honestly who the fuck is taking pictures with anything but a phone these days
>>69586654
people who want a decent picture
>you now realize pickles hasn't made a bogey all day and yet still might lose the jug
>>69586660
sorry you don't have an iphone. one day you'll make enough money to afford a quality device!
>>69586654
Professional photographers
>>69586667
Your an idiot
>>69586667
surely youre not comparing an iphone to a actual camera
>>69586666
shut up extra satan
LETS FUCKING GO HENRIK
That put from stenson, get fucked
>>69586678
>>69586680
You're all idiots judging from your grammar
>>69586698
>is obviously wrong
>goes to grammar
i dont blame you really
S T E N S O N
T
E
N
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O
N
NO FUCK FAT PHIL DESERVES THIS
>>69586725
fat phil deserves nothing more than diabetes
>>69586725
Phil is not even fat
Wait why is the PGA in 2 weeks?
>>69586737
the olympics that no one is playing at because zika
>>69586737
Huelympics
>>69586737
The move is being made to accommodate the playing of the Rio Olympic golf tournament, which falls on the same week in August on which the PGA is usually contested.
>>69586737
scheduling to avoid the Olympics maybe?
>>69586737
hey just in case you didnt know yet, its cause of the olympics
>>69586737
i think it's cause of the olympics
>>69586744
>>69586745
>>69586746
What a fucking disgrace. The Olympics should be a fucking athletics event. This riles my Downes Syndrome
We really do need a playoff here. Would be the cherry on top. I know we like to be edgy a lot on /sp/ but this has been awesome golf by these two. I can't even think of a snarky thing to say.
>>69586737
the olympics reintroduced golf, so the major schedule has had to be altered to accommodate that event
>>69586725
He already hsas one
Baltusrol is a nice course. Lookin forward to that one.
>>69586737
>>69586737
North Korean Golf Invitational
>>69586737
the jews at the Olympic committee convinced the jews at the PGA to move it so people will play at their meme tournament
>>69586802
too many trees
>>69586814
the president of the ioc is german
I know we all realize how much of a shit show the Olympics are going to be but FUCK. What a joke.
>everybody dropping out
>zika
>Olympic gold course will prob be some meme bullshit terrible course much like chambers bay debacle
>players would rather win any PGA event rather than a gold medal
>Olympic coverage will probably be shit
I could probably go on.
HOLY FUCK STENSON SO BASED
WEEEEEEW
WOW
He got this.
HENRIK
What a putt
This kills the Lefty
>Sergio setting the record for uselessness at a major
no fucking way he just made that put
holy shit
>mfw
FIFTY ONE FEET
ITS OVER
JUST
>>69586737
Zika virus set to make landfall in the US by August.
This so stupid. This isn't even a matter of skill anymore. This game is stupid.
>OGRE
>>69586846
Wait did they say it was his 72nd major or am I high??
>>69586830
J U S T
FUCK NOT AGAIN
>>69586866
lmao
>>69586866
try playing 18 on any major course
>>69586866
Phil shouldn't you be focusing on your round?
>>69586872
4 majors a year for 18 years, yeah that's right.
>>69586872
It's his 20th open so that's probably right
what is the playoff? 1, 2, 17, 18?
anybody got a webm of that putt
>>69586892
I can't this game is so stupid
Mickelson is still in it. This is isn't over.
>Beef
>>69586942
That guy is such a meme.
Here comes the choke
PICKLES IS BACK
Eagle now, it's on.
CHOKE ON IT YOU FUCKRE
>>69586902
LOL Sergio. Curious: how many has Lee Westwood played with no wins?
>sorry Brits
There's always time to van de Velde it
>>69586918
We need a phil version of this.
Question: Do we call it a Van de Velde or a Spieth when someone chokes.
Oh fuck
Championship winning shot
henrik holding it down
Please don't choke.
>>69587022
If euro velde, if american speef
>>69587022
Depends on the severity 2bh
FUGGGG
PHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL
It's Ogre
IT IS.....
ISN'T!
The golf gods are unjust today. Fuvk this game
JUST
heartbreaking for phil
>>69586996
Just went to his wiki page and counted 73 majors with no wins. WEW
>that putt
He's going to have nightmares about this for a long time
PHIL ON SUICIDE WATCH
So close yet so far
Mickelson would have double digit majors if the cups were a quarter-inch wider.
It's ogre
YES!
HEKTIK HENRIK CLUTCH AS FUCK
>American golf
>>69587097
Not an argument
RIPPED
I
P
P
E
D
>shoot a bogey-free 64 playing in the final group of a major
>lose
Only Phil
>>69587118
He's not even clutch. It's just bad luck for Phil.
>SWEDE JUG NOW
Stenson cucking fat Phil in front of millions
>>69587125
Thank god he lost the meme glasses for this Open.
>>69587123
Have you looked at the leader board? America owns this sport.
>>69587097
Reminds me of playing in a HS golf tournament and this kid was bragging he got a hole in one even though the cup was like 6 in wide cause they were doing green renovations. Shut that shit down real quick.
Post >yfw you're Stenson right now
>>69587123
Your second best player is a MANLET.
>taking off your lucky shirt on 17
wew
HAHAHAHAHA
>>69587153
They can't even win the Ryder cup lol
>>69587134
YOU WERE SAYING???
>>69587153
25% of major winners in the past decade have been irish. Not bad for a country of 4 million
Holy shit it's ogre
>dillpickleson.jpg
Lmao
well this is over barring a van de velde
>>69587169
I know and it's fucking weird. They should do better if you looked at the major results.
rip
IT'S OVER
THE PHIL IS FINISHED
cuckposter BTFO
STENSON IS MY GOD
>phil
secondson
>>69587193
the managers do not know how the fuck to build a team
>bogey free 64
>has eagle in round
>still loses by 3 strokes
YOU CAN'T DO THIS EVIL TO MY COUNTRYMAN
Post yfw the good guy won for once.
After today Phil will be tied for first for second place finishes. Let's be honest the only reason why Phil lost is because Phil got unlucky rolls and stensin didn't.
dubs and phil wins miraculously
He's not even trying anymore
>a Swede won a major
>Stenson shoots 62 to beat Mickelson
POTTERY
3 putt incoming for Phil. Handing Stenson the Claret Jug.
>>69587022
Van de Velde choked away a 3 shot lead on the 18th. That's far worse than what Spieth did.
>>69587231
:) Phil is a nice lad though, he already has one so i don't feel so bad
>>69587257
> Phil is a nice lad
>>69587249
wew
>>69587230
Could only happen to him. I'm half expecting him to hole out on 18 and only lose by 1.
>>69587257
Yesterday's cameraman would say otherwise
>>69587245
SWEDEN
YES
Two shots. The most dangerous lead in golf.
IT BEGINS
IT'S NOT OGRE
>>69587272
The cameraman fucked up though and took his shot early.
it was probably better he missed it 2bh
3 shot lead going into 18th is obvious van de velde
>>69587291
Stenson isnt a choker
who is this monkey looking fucker
who is this amish dude on the course
>>69587300
Wanted birdie-birdie for 62 though.
/SP/ GIVE PHIL YOUR POWER!!!
>Is he gonna end with a Porterhouse?
Johnny Miller is savage
>>69587300
Van de Velde wins aren't even worth it. Most people can't even name who won that 99 Carnoustie Open without looking it up. All people remember is the choke.
>>69587257
>Phil is a nice lad though
Insider trading
JUST MAKE THE PAR STENSON
>>69587324
Paul Lawrie
POT BUNKER
>>69587310
Swedish announcers have been fat shaming him the whole round
>>69587270
Very true.
>>69587333
as they should. fat "people" are vermin
>>69587324
was it rich beem?
Lucky son of bitch
>>69587309
whatever do you mean by that?
FUCK
squeaky bum time
HOW THE FUCK
Not even close desu
REFBALL
HOLY SHIT SO CLOSE
HOW THE FUCK DOES HE GET AWAY WITH THIS SHIT???
>>69587324
>the shitter Paul Lawrie is an open and major champion
My asshole just puckered
Absolute madman
Obviously has a horseshoe up his ass
This game is so stupid. It's all luck at this point. It makes no sense
>niggas already carving stensons name on the claret jug
lol
>>69587376
Not the first time Mickelson has been screwed by a horseshoe this tournament.
>tfw 5'11"
>tfw 250lbs
>tfw professional "athlete"
>>69587382
You clearly have never played golf
>>69587382
Phil seriously stop posting you are still in this!
>>69587400
>tfw now imagining Phil walking down the fairway shitposting on 4chan on his phone
>>69587382
Rub o' tha green, laddie
What did Phil do to anger the golf gods so much?
P-Phil is love, P-Phil is life
incoming ace from phil
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand with that we'll never hear of Andrew Johnston or this "beef" meme bullshit ever again.
>>69587393
>mocking based John Daly
Absolutely haram.
That's it. Give that swede his tropy
>>69587324
YOUR A WINNER! PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOUR 10, JEAN!!
It's ogre
Looks like Sweden is going to win the Open and EVO Melee today.
These sort of bad luck and good luck happens throughout a weekend lads.
Saved. He got this
>>69587421
>yfw he hands it to Bones to put the captcha in for him
>>69587382
>>69587400
>>69587421
Hahahaha
>>69587421
what's fun is that it would literally be allowed under tour protocols
>>69587393
Don't insult based John
ITS OVAH BROTHER FIGJAM!!!
DELETE
DELETE
DELETE
DEEEEEEEELEEEETE
>>69587467
> "it says to hit all the street numbers but all i see is trees"
>>69587393
I'd like to see you throw a club as far as John Daly.
>>69587470
Drop your proxy Phil you aren't fooling anyone.
BELIEVE
T-Thanks Phil.
BASED
>>69587421
>shitposting between live bets at theTrop... based Pickleson
OGRE
holy FUCK
motherFUCK
Did not need that back door shit.
IT'S IIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
This is just stupid
KING
HENRIK
He's a god.
HOLY FUCK
>>69587537
lol
I TOLD YOU NIGGAS
I TOLD YOU
WITNESSED
>America cucked
>>69587537
golf casuals BTFO
>it's a memeputt wins a major episode
First time in a while I didn't bet on Stenson. Ah well.
>>69587490
Damn, props to the cameraman who stayed on the club
Based commentator crying
"I've been following this for 50 years, I never believed I would see something like this."
Based Zachrisson ;___;
> hot-ass blonde swedish wife
> killer golf bod
> tons of money
> easy lifestyle
> major championship on foreign soil
stenson has life figured out
/sp/ btfo
>>69587562
>Adam Scott
meanwhile on reddit
All Swedes should name their sons Henrik. It guarantees sporting success.
Probably the best four rounds of golf we'll ever see in our lifetime from Stenson. Incredible.
>>69587578
His kids are all blonde too
>go -17
>don't win
>S W E D E N
>W
>E
>D
>E
>N
>Y E S
>E
>S
His wife is beautiful in such a classy way.
This was a historic Open Championship. Total nail biter today from beginning to end. Its been a pleasure lads.
>mfw that day of golf
>mfw people call this sport "boring"
>>69587610
it was. some of the best major tournament action we'll see in our lives, unironically
>>69587608
Slow your roll, Tiger. You had your shot.
Phil has been runner up 11 (Eleven) times in majors
>>69587627
those aren't people, lad
is anyone else american here?
>>69587629
The last great head-to-head action I've seen since today was Tiger vs. Rocco US Open 08
Is stenson the new tiger woods?
>>69587659
no mate
>>69587642
I don't know about the other 10 but today you can't really blame him.
>>69587659
He is fucking ICE COLD. More like Ben Hogan.
>>69587657
ah, the 2012 masters was pretty wild
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>69587678
agreed, there was nothing more he could have done. poor pickles
>>69587688
he almost cracked that 62 as well
>>69587705
I think he missed two "easy" putts. A 61 was totally possible.
>beating phil mickelson at his A-game
jesus that is fucking impressive
> that look on phil's face
Why aren't these people Scottish?
>>69587740
this tournament is staged, it's filmed on a backlot in los angeles with actors
>mfw the good guy won
that's pure class. today is a fantastic day for golf as a sport
"Nice try, Phil."
-Henrik Stenson, July 2016
>>69587752
Stenson is actually a German actor that does all 'European villain' roles.
BRUTAL
R
U
T
A
L
So does this confirm Spieth is now an outdated meme?
>>69587799
>shot 267
>runner-up
Can't make this up.
>>69587785
Will be played by Christoph Waltz in the Phil Mickelson biopic coming out next year, depicting the greatest sports robbery of all time. Phil will be played by Zac Efron in a fat suit.
>>69587817
On links, anyway.
>>69587817
No, he's still pretty good. But everyone expected him to go full Tiger.
>>69587817
Still loaded for bear. Other opportunities for Speithposting will come.
> "No. It doesn't."
>>69587831
>Phil will be played by Zac Efron in a fat suit.
kek
>>69587895
Competitive drive.
>>69587585
lol fucking dumbass casuals
See you in 2 weeks.
>>69587712
Had two bogeys as well. The powers that be would make the next round literally unplayable though if someone ever shot 59 in a major.
Where were you when Sweden was the best golf ever in history
>>69588112
In the golf thread. Unlike Swedes who turned up 1 hour before the tournament ended.
>>69588145
I was out driving :(
Lol yea. 3 or 4 hours ago it was only Americans, Brits, Aus, and Germans posting. About the 16th hole the Swedes finally show up? Cmon y'all haha
i missed this to play golf 'cause i thought for sure my countryman would choke
in my head we don't win
fuck