Dwyane Wade has signed his contract with the Chicago Bulls.
After spending his entire NBA career in Miami, Wade officially became a former Heat player Friday when he inked the two-year deal with the Bulls that will pay him about $47 million.
The Chicago native played 13 seasons in Miami, scoring more than 20,000 points and getting selected to 12 All-Star teams.
General Manager Gar Forman says in a release that Wade "provides a great veteran perspective on the court and in the locker room" and "will be a tremendous fit with our team."
>/nba/ ever being right
>ever
First for waffles
How poorly did I draft last night
>>69572581
>81
guess what
just took a huge dump lads. want pics?
Never forget
>>69572592
first take is going to savage you on monday
>>69572637
Thank God skip is gone
>>69572546
The Boston Celtics would be the team to blame for Griffin's name coming up in trade rumors.
Granted, it was easy to speculate about Griffin being the weak link before the rumors market came into play. He's 27 years old, will naturally get away from the athleticism-based game he brings to the court, had an in-team fight that broke his hand last season and only appeared in 35 games.
According to Sporting News' Sean Deveney, the Celtics have Griffin as a top target:
>waffle draft
what did i miss and how did the mods win it? i only post on weekends
The future is now.
>>69572777
put /nba/ down for being wrong again
top fucking lel
>>69572798
funny how 7kt turned into a waffle addict after that shot lmao died by maple syrup
>captcha pancakes
>>69572798
Ice in his veins. Has /nba/ ever been right? :/
>>69572746
>what did i miss and how did the mods win it?
bacon pancake went number 1, and every mock was thrown out the window at that point. a brit graded the draft on pastebin, check the last thread for the link
>>69571335
sorry i was dismissive, turkamerican.
so it looks like the spurs got another dank af euro with bertans
hahahahahaahahha
>>69572777
>Kobr
>ever receiving the torch.
>>69573358
This. Swap Kobe out for Duncan.
>>69572546
>and "will be a tremendous fit with our team."
>Playing with Rondo and Butler
>Tremendous fit
kek
>>69573418
I assume Wade is coming off the bench?
Either that or fuck my backcourt up senpai.
is there anyway i can filter every country except usa?
>Darius Miles. Where do I even start with him? He got it pretty bad too. There were multiple times that Rasheed would run into the locker room completely naked, point to his genitals, say “Look, the second biggest bust in the room!,” and then look directly at Darius. Zach and Derek Anderson thought this was the funniest thing. He once even did it on the court when Coach Cheeks wasn’t looking. Come to think of it there were a lot of instances in which Coach Cheeks wasn’t looking. He was oblivious. Try imagining having Stevie Wonder as a basketball coach. That was what it was like.
>>69573391
>>69573373
>>69573358
>>69572777
this desu the true passing of the GOAT torch is:
Duncan passing it to LeBron, and LeBron passing it to either KAT or AD
>goat cuck
lmao
>>69573553
as soon as he found out he divorced her and didn't get financially screwed cuz of a prenup. now he's fucking 10/10s and raising his kids like a decent, self-respecting man should. betas could learn from TD
>>69573553
>>69573580
Imagine being a whore so entitled that you throw away everything for some strange dick.
>>69573580
this desu
>>69573439
I think they're gonna J-buckets at SF.
Or Wade PG rondo off the bench.
There's no way they just paid 23.5m a season for wade to come off the bench.
>>69572546
what level are you bros in pokemon go?
>>69573591
her excuse is that tim's bi and was fucking one of his buddies. i think it reeks of bullshit but even if he was that's kind of funny
>letting bro stay over
>have some healthy friend-shagging greek style
>ugly white whore wife finds out
>decides to revenge-fuck no-eyebrows jersey shore wannabe trainer
>husband finds out during finals run
>divorces
>whore doesn't get shit cuz thought she was marrying a dumb jigaboo jam player and not a psych major that knew when to get a prenup
>end up a disgrace and embarrassment
>husband gets ring year later, celebrates with cute kids that will always love their GOAT dad more than their whore mom, and has a much hotter latina gf
>can still fuck his bros when he feels like
based
>>69573687
>healthy friend-shagging greek style
nothing worse than a homo cuck
lmao
>>69573707
>he's never sucked his lad's dick in the locker room after a long workout to let off some steam
nothing worse than be a weeb autist
>tim bought a house for his homo lover
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
please
keep
posting!
http://www.morningledger.com/tim-duncan-wife-tim-is-bi-sexual-bought-house-for-his-lover/1384730/
>>69573792
>Tim used maybe one of his hundreds of millions of dollars to buy a homie a house
what a horrible person
I realistically see the Celtics getting Griffin, the Gay to LA thing seems farfetched, the Clippers would want more than a pick and Gay.
>>69573512
>>69573391
>>69573373
duncan was never considered the best player in the league. he was very good, occasionally great, for a very long time. but he was never transcendent. please put away the nostalgia/goodboy goggles.
>>69573792
makes his wife look like the bigger cuck desu
>husband has gay sex with house guest and even buys the man a house
>try to cheat once
>get divorced and lose the kids
>>69573792
>Tim Duncan
>Sexual
Come on, he's gonna come out as asexual and you all know it. He sleeps with a Waifu pillow and posts on /a/.
Amy treated Tim like a b—- throughout their marriage because she knew he was f—ing his BFF. Tim knows Amy was cheating on him but he’s willing to give her whatever she wants, because he doesn’t want Amy to tell the world that he’s bisexual.”
cuck BTFO
>>69573844
>>69573844
>>69573844
>Duncan was never considered the best player in the league
I guess those two MVPs were for just being "pretty darn good"
>>69573861
>lose the kids
kek
Tim Duncan is such a commendable person that he cucked the wife out of primary custody.
Based Tim being a commendable member of society.
>>69573844
>if they aren't on the level Jordan is then they're scrubs
this is what is wrong with the NBA. Tim is the best PF of all time and you are gonna have to deal with it. Just because he wasn't a show off loud mouth jackass doesn't make him any less of a GOAT.
>tim is confirmed a dick sucking faggot
>waffle draft gets BTFO by the based mods
im good lmao like real good
>>69573881
So for the Era can this lineup be considered goat?
PG: Iverson
SG: Kobe
SF: Lebron
PF: Timmy
C: Shaq
>>69573905
>Iverson
>PG
I'll allow it
>>69573905
Is he really the best PG? I can't think of anyone
>>69573897
>you will never be Kobr
why even live
>>69573926
the 2000s/early2010 had a lot of great pgs but no amazing ones. i'd take iverson at pg over cp3
>>69573905
replace Iverson with Kidd
>better playmaking
>better defense/size
>about equal outside shooting (kidd wasn't great at 3s until late in his career
>>69573844
Duncan was better than Kobe over the course of their careers. If he played for the Lakers while Kobe was in San Antonio, no one would ever argue otherwise. Kobe was all hype, and was never the best player on any of his championship teams. Lebron surpassed Duncan, but it wasn't right away.
>>69573937
>the 2000s/early2010 had a lot of great pgs but no amazing ones
>>69573937
CP3 is who I was forgetting, but I've never really watched Iverson so you're probably right
>kobe scored 60 points in his farewell game
>timmy literally sucked dick his last game
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>69573905
Needs KG as 6th man, but yeah.
oh look it's harry mad that he'll never be white shitting up the thread again
>>69573980
>high-stakes playoff game
>vs mediocre jazz team that was clearly throwing the game cuz muh farewell
>>69573955
Funnily enough I forgot about CP3 too.
Watching Iverson was different, he was just flat out disgusting offensively, it was truly a marvel how someone so little could be as dominant as he was.
>>69573945
> Kobe was never the best player on his championship teams
I'll give you shaw, but who else?
>>69574004
It's the meme of Pau.
Pau was a great player but saying that he was better than Kobe is ridiculous.
>>69574004
Gasol was better in 09 and 10. If you actually go back and watch those playoff series it is evident enough.
>>69573864
Duncan's love for D&D makes him more of a /tg/ guy
>>69574019
>Gasol was better in 09 and 10
>google tim duncan gay
>500k hits
2nd best day of my life besides yesterday watching the waffle draft get deleted
im literally walking on sunshine
>>69573905
Iverson
Kobe
Dirk
Garnett
KG
not traditional, but honest
Also who won the waffle draft
>>69574075
the mods
>>69572592
Anthony Bennett tier
>all these dumb niggers that think iverson>kidd
iverson is, was, and always will be a massive meme that's only as fondly remembered for that one run that the refs gave him (2001 ecf was a disgrace) and for being a dumb nignog
>>69573615
>>69574126
please keep /nba/ great by not posting non-/nba/ related material. head to /v/
thanks!
>>69574156
>/nba/
>ever great
wew
bet you think Nash was better than Kobe
>>69574176
steph looks nicer >:)
>>69574191
im not tim duncan bro
>7kt gets banned for posting waffles
>Entire waffle draft gets purged by based mods
>Tim cuck is confirmed cum guzzler
>>69573881
>the best PF of all time
oh that meme again. he was a PF because the team had robinson when he was drafted. he's a center.
>>69573873
No one would argue with Shaq, Kobe, or AI in those same years.
Every year Duncan shined, someone shined brighter. You can't say that of Jordan or Lebron. If someone received/passed "the torch" between the two of them, it's probably Kobe. It should have been Shaq, but he let himself go. AI was a great scorer, but lack of rings will always make it hard to name him the hair apparent.
I fucking hate Kobe's game, but let's be real. If he doesn't snap his achilles and hobble through the last 3 years, we're not talking about Duncan in the same breath.
>>69572592
pancake/waffle.
ya blew it
>>69574236
>Shaq, Kobe
you clearly were still a fetus during 02-03. Shaq missed most of the season with a toe injury and Kobe lead the team to a .500 record, people were saying they were gonna miss the playoffs. meanwhile Duncan lead a shit team (washed up Robinson, raw TP and Manu) to a 1 seed and the chip. If ever there was a year that was Duncan's it was that.
>AI
kek. at least say Kidd for 01-02 (led a shit Nets team to the Finals) so you don't embarrass yourself.
>>69574236
He's a PF because the Center position is so dead in the NBA Duncan had to play Center for the last 10 seasons.
Every year someone shined brighter yet Duncan was the one winning rings.
>>69574156
>being this mad
why is /nba/ full of buzzkills? I bet you hated the waffledraft too
>>69574315
It must suck to be a complete faggot. I bet you had no friends growing up or even now
>>69574315
So are we supposed to just have no thread? We need something to kill time between news
>letting harry b8 you guys
you retards never change
@69574370
If this guy is not a troll, I hope mods would stop sucking his dick.
I genuinely believe mods were watching the draft tho and just waited it out.
So what are we gonna do now to kill time until the olympics?
>>69574350
Harry is off the meds again
>>69574383
im guessing tim duncan doesn't mod this board
feeling a little crusty?
>>69574398
Tough question. But everyone knows the answer is always porn
>>69574398
what does that dig?
canals? rubies?
at a certain point it's just sad lol
>>69574383
>genuinely
before they deleted over 200 illegal posts
my
fucking
sides
are
orbiting
youranus
>>69574383
That's obvious it's not like they banned anyone but 7KT for it, me and go wizards aree still here
>>69574458
>implying posts aren't undeleted in the archives
get rekt
>>69574464
all i do is win
go cavs
>>69574472
>implying i didn't make you go there to find out
please this is embarrassing
>>69574483
>implying I had to check to know this
the other thread isn't even deleted yet, faggot.
>>69574464
>screencapped
thanks!
>>69574492
find any waffles there? lmao
who got BTFO worse?
a. Waffle Draft
b. Gilbert Arenas
c. all of the above
>>69574451
>dat unreadable screencap
please keep posting
>>69573980
LMAO
where does westbrook end up? will he get a new dance partner?
Can someone update me on this 7kt getting BTFO thingy?
>>69574451
>i won get over it
People who hate fun on /nba/ are confirmed autistic
>>69574558
good one
>>69574514
>that dark nigga creepin in the background
RIP LeBron's dad
>>69574606
and nothing of value was lost
ill just leave this here!
do you think the spursfags will ever post again on /nba/? or naw?
>>69574630
harrison you aren't white
>>69574630
i would respect tim more if he didn't try to hide it from the world. so many gay kids will be affected because their hero is ashamed of being gay. gg tim you ruined the gays
>>69574630
>a/sp/ies can't grasp the concept of male friendships because they've never had one
Why am I surprised?
>>69574398
I feel like I might be able to take both tbqhwyf
Why didn't I get banned
>>69574630
>he thinks calling someone gay is an effective insult.
Harry has reached a new low.
well atleast kobe is not a faggot
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHA
>>69574782
what happened to you Harry, you used to be cool.
The Bulls already tried this.
>Ben Wallace
>>69574800
He was never cool
>Warriors sign Durant and /nba/ loses their collective minds
>Wade shits on Lebron and the cavs and signs with the bulls
>7kt makes a stupid waffle draft and gets banned
>Waffle Draft gets deleted entirely by the based mods
>Tim Duncan gets exposed as a semen slurping homo
>Posting in a waffle draft got BTFO thread
how was your day?
>believing anything an ex-wife says
>>69575040
>it was 3-1
>>69574579
> Implying Hinkie gives a fuck
he trusts the system
>>69575043
This 100x
You can not believe anything a woman says especially after a divorce.
ctrl-f lebron = 7
ctrl-f harry = 8
unbiased observer here. how mad is /nba/ and why does harry anger so many of you?
my friend dresses like timmy? should i be concerned?
>>69575093
especially when this is the ex-husband's new gf
>>69575040
Hey why didn't I get banned?
do you think tim duncan swallows? ahem... his pride?
>>69575220
Nice dude I guess we'll be talking all afternoon since everyone else got banned
How's your day
Nate Thurmond died
>>69573792
>steph cucky lets his wife drive when he's in the car
LMAO
>>69575171
>>69575093
>gets custody of kids when not on the road
>gets qt 10/10 gf
>doesn't pay a ton of alimony that i'm aware of
did tim actually defeat the JUST?
>>69575238
seriously did anyone else survive?
At a party, how do I score some pussy lads?
>>69575295
I have no idea. And I don't know why we weren't killed off
whats the all gay /nba/ team?
pg cp3
sg westbrook
sf parsons
pf duncan
c howard
how many gaymes do they win?
>>69575298
I hope this is a joke
Get the fuck off
>>69575298
Find a girl who isn't too hot or too ugly and see if you can have a chat with you. I advise finding a girl in a large group
>>69575314
Rondo
Parsons
Griffin
Duncan
Howard
>>69575358
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb1HrBCVOCU
oh no
guise whats waffle draft, please elaborate also
what time is the game on thanks
Why is summer league so awesome niggas?
>>69575498
It lets shitty teams finally have some spotlight
>>69575324
Fuck off wiz I bet you suck hobo cock just to get money for your meds
>>69575569
says the guy asking us how to get pussy while he's at a party lmfao this isn't New Year's Eve 2014
Can someone please explain what Durant thinks he's getting out of this? No one is going to care if he wins a ring with a super team. He'd have to at least 4peat to get any kind of glory out of this. He's making less money. The Bay Area is a pretty shit tier location, and if he really wanted to live there, he could just do it in the off season since he travels cosntantly during the regular season. If Westbrook was that much of an annoying cunt, he could have forced him out or went to any other team. Do players just think that rings have no context and just try to collect the most? Did Charles really ruin the game this much by not winning one?
>>69575605
>Did Charles really ruin the game this much by not winning one?
More like Jordan by winning a lot.
>>69575598
You're right man way too drunk for this shit I'm hit you up with a update on the pussy game tomorrow ok
Durant is the eternal champion
69575463
not everyone
in the end all all you got was the satisfaction of mods liking you more than 7kt
>>69573615
you are a child?
What's the next big player rivalry?
Simmons-KAT?
>>69575619
If Charles went on a Dirk run, no one would be this petrified of being ringless.
>>69575775
Celtics Lakers
>>69575786
nice reading comprehension
reminder that if you aren't listening to chvrches while baked as shit at the gym you are not /nba/
>>69575865
>if you aren't a faggot you aren't /nba/
sounds about right
>>69575775
Simmons v Ambien for that bootleg Lebron v Durant
GIRL I WANNA EAT YOUR PUSSY
BUT I JUST CAINT
>>69575775
if Okafor stops being a bust then Okafor-Zingis
>>69575801
Fuck I'm retarded.
In that case Westbrook/Durant
>>69575952
>/jah/
>rivalry with anyone
>>69575775
>>69575952
>these anons sleeping on Jokic
Let's talk basketball.
Do you think that the warriors take a good decision with Durant?
I think they sign him only to avoid the risk of losing against him in any team and kill OKC. To be honest, they didn't need him to fix their team. They needed only a better center than ezeli, a more reliable player than Barnes and a back up for Green without losing all their bench .
Their roster could be like that
Curry
Thompson
Deng
Green
Bogut
Iggy
Livingston
Barbosa
West
Zaza
Speights
and rookies.
>>69576016
Honestly think Durant's gonna ruin them, he doesn't fit the team at all
(also why the fuck does nba 2k think ezeli is some kinda god)
>>69576016
Of course they are better. Barnes is trash and Durant is better than Bogut.
Honestly I think /nba/ will never recover from bandwagoning Rasheed up 3-2 and getting BTFO. It's eternal!
I can't say i feel sorry for you, you actually thought ben "thug" wallace could shut down the best forward to ever play the game. You gotta live with that the rest of your lives.
>bowen shutting down MJ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69576040
He had good stats in his limited minutes.
I still think that Abdul Jabbar and Magic Lakers were more stacked than this Warriors team
>>69574579
Here's your (you).
>>69576176
B A S E D
>>69576115
>tfw watching Horry win game 5
probably my favorite Spurs memory
>>69575775
KAT-AD
>>69576176
Can Harry hold any more Ls?
>try to watch or discuss basketball on /sp/ or reddit
>you know it's a bunch of other white kids
>bruh that was lit
>fuck that was dope bruh
>holy shit that was savage bruh
>shit bruh that shit was fire
I hate you guys
>>69576163
Lakers never had their primes at the same time. When Magic hit his peak, Jabbar got old. When Worthy hit his peak, Magic and Jabbar were old.
>>69576176
HINKIE
>>69576176
hahahahah based hinkie, which hotel is that? can I come visit you?
please get a job with the Lakers, we need someone to trade Bully I'm not even joking
also nice sneakers in this picture
>>69576176
>the scrolls were true
It makes me feel good to know 7kt is always watching over us
>>69576176
Tripstalker is gonna freak
>>69576239
nigga using black culture out of context is like one of the defining qualities of being white
I mean, fuck, everyone does it. 'Throwing shade' was only used by gays until fairly recently
>>69576176
My dude
>>69576040
Barnes' role was to defend multiple positions at an above-average level, hit open jumpers, and drive to the rim when someone closes out too strong. KD is a similarly talented defender and does the other two things at 10x the level Barnes ever did, while also being one of the best passing forwards in the league. They can utilize him in roughly the same way, just affording him more opportunities to create. He doesn't fundamentally change the way they approach the game, just gives the same system more firepower. It's not like he's going to refuse to adapt his play to suit an already historically great roster.
>>69576176
Good to see you again desu but Harry is going to try and get your post deleted because he's on the spectrum
>>69576268
>we need someone to trade Bully
DELETE THIS
>>69576176
>tfw based hinkie is in this thread
>>69576176
Holy fuck
Harry completely and totally blown the fuck out.
On January 12, 2009, Eddy Curry was sued by his former chauffeur, David Kuchinsky. According to court papers, Curry repeatedly approached him while nude, saying, "Look at me, Dave, look" and, "Come and touch it, Dave."
http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/sports/Eddy-Curry-Charged-With-Being-More-Offensive-Off-The-Court-Than-On-It.html
>>69576176
Hinkie...I'm staying (from what I can tell) about 2 miles away from you, I sent you an email, let's meet up dude. I got a conference at 6, let me know.
>based Hinkie shows his face
>Harry is nowhere to be found
this is pottery
>>69575139
as long as he doesn't dress like MJ you're fine
harry continues to get BTFO this offseason
Holy fuck, I'm meeting Hinkie at 4, I'm going to try and get a picture
>>69576176
hinkie at evo?
INTRODUCING YOUR 2016-2017 BOSTON CELTICS
Westbrook/Thomas
Bradley/Rozier
Crowder/Pierce
Griffin/Bass
Horford/Perkins
>>69572798
He looks like a middle aged black lady with that haircut ffs
>>69575605
KD doesnt care what you think. His wants HIS ring not yours
>>69576785
>His wants HIS
>>69576785
>HIS ring
>>69576713
How bootyblasted will /sp/ be when this goes down?
>50% of summer league possessions end in a wide open jimmer brick
>nugs are still winning games
I can't wait for an actual player to be on the end of those passes.
As an only occasional /nba/ patron the trip drama around everything is befuddling
>>69576919
>As an only occasional /nba/ patron
What position does Juan Hernanagomez play? Hes looking pretty good
>>69576919
like 90% of this thread makes no sense to me
>>69577011
He's a power forward. Probably won't play in the league this year unless there's a trade including Faried and Lauvergne.
I think he's ready, so I'm hoping for a trade.
>>69577017
>do not talk to tripfag
What did he mean by this?
>>69576810
>>69576831
Well yeah, when he wins the championship they give him a ring that he gets to keep.
>>69577073
>he doesnt understand working hard for something
leave tyrone
>>69577082
>top 5 player in the league
>doesn't work hard
>>69577106
>has 2nd best team in league, a champion within reach
>fails
>leaves for a guaranteed championship
>"working hard"
>>69577118
He works harder than you ever have in your life.
>>69577047
I hope OKC gets him
>>69577139
my dick is bigger than yours and I fucked your mom
>>69577120
Denver's always had a strong Euro flavour. But you're right, it has gotten almost silly now. There might be more non-US citizens than US citizens on the roster next season.
>>69577143
Denver just drafted him with the 15th pick, OKC aren't getting him for years, if even at all.
>>69577175
I FUCKING WANT HIM
>>69576703
>evo
this, hinkie the fucking madman is going to watch the super smash tournament
did memes go too far? someone check on John Wall
With The Homie wearing #9, and Hal Greer's #15 being retired, what number will Gerald Henderson wear?
Jamal Murray is playing like horse shit. Jimmer is doing better than him.
>>69577308
Why no 1 and 2?
Anyone else notice how Jimmer spins everytime he gets the ball? Its like its the only move he knows
Why doesn't Jimmer just sign for the Australian NBL already? He could be league MVP.
Jimmer is just not good enough to play in the NBA
>>69576176
Based Hinkie.
>>69577477
The kings would of wasted klay and kawhi if they got them, even Demarcus didn't develop through the kings system without ending up a 27 year old manchild who throws tantrums every other game.
>>69577404
Jimmer's like a 12 year old playing a videogame, just spins and constant shots
Jamal Murray is going to chuck so hard in the NBA.
BENDER FINALLY MADE A SHOT GUYS!!!!
In 3 years they will both be all stars and the process will be viewed as a complete success.
You heard it here first
Murray is a ballhog
why the fuck isn't embiid playing in the summer league?
>>69577783
Better than Jimmer having it.
Plus he needs to improve his handles, and handling the ball is the only way that's gonna happen.
>>69577807
Juan was wide open for a shot at the end to tie it. He saw him, dribbles around his man then shot it. Atleast he made it
>>69577784
They are waiting for him to reach his final form before releasing him on the NBA
>>69577833
Malone will slap him upside the head for that hopefully.
I'm laughing so hard at these summer league scrubs
RIP Bender
DAT FUCKIN ULIS BUZZER BEATER
>Warriors sign Durant and /nba/ loses their collective minds
>Wade shits on Lebron and the cavs and signs with the bulls
>7kt makes a stupid waffle draft and gets banned
>Waffle Draft gets deleted entirely by the based mods
>Tim Duncan gets exposed as a semen slurping homo
>Posting in a waffle draft got BTFO thread
SHOOT IT MIDGET
lmao fucking summer league basketball
who /piperperriandmandingo/ here?
>>69577477
>tfw Jan vesely
Stop reminding me
>>69577477
>tfw is spurs drafted correctly they couldve had kawhi, pg-13, and butler
Ulis or Murray?
fuck the suns desu
>>69578027
how would they have gotten paul george?
Ulis is a serious steal, surprised no one gambled on his hip in the first round.
>>69577784
His foot is ded.
>>69578030
Murray but I do like Ulis' game.
>>69577784
No sense putting him at risk in meaningless games when he could be focusing on conditioning so he's in top shape for training camp.
>>69578030
Murray, can't let one shot in Summer League override an entire season of Murray memeing for fun in college.
>>69578092
>meaningless games
He hasn't been on the court for competitive ball in over two years. Getting him up to speed by playing against scrubs would help ease him back into the game. And if it's just 'conditioning' that's the worry, what the hell has he been doing these past few months? Trust me, it's due to concerns over his foot.
>>69578059
Same. Pretty sure he's a top 15 talent so I figured a good team woulda taken him late in the 1st. Suns lucked out.
>>69578162
DELETE THIS ABOMINATION!
I'm serious, this general has standards you know.
>And people criticize Bully for his short arms?...
some goofy is tryna tell me cp3 is a hall of famer lmao
>>69578162
cute doggo
They knows everyone doing rblb we out here alight error no squad too drunk sorry
>>69578330
fuck me lad it's only half one, save yourself for the rest of the night
>murray got hit with a game winner facial by a fucking midget
HAH i am my rapz didn't draft him. If SIAKAM or potlel were defending that 3, he wouldve missed
>>69578348
What s a 've what . We'recourt Herrera RBL SQUAD WE OUT HERE W9OOOO
>>69578382
Dude
Rbl is gay
>>69578399
t. GoMeds
>>69578406
>>69578421
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
>>69578421
NOT AGAIN
>>69578399
mad at nintendo's stock increasing by 90% in 2 weeks because of their reality augmenting mega smash hit Pokémon™ GO?
>>69578449
Nice trolling dude did you take that screenshot specifically for me?
>>69578460
Yes. Why are you avoiding the Q tho? Is your boy Jhon Wall okay?
>>69578472
>Yes.
Christ.
Idk I heard he had surgery or something but he said he'd be fine by the start of the season
>>69578485
lmao
BTFO
T
F
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>GoMeds cannot stop being blown out
Just stop posting bro
You guys always know how to make me laugh. Thanks guys
>>69578485
Can I holla @ your girl? Or is she like, you know, free business?
>>69578449
>tfw you knew pokemon go would absolutely explode but are too broke to invest
God damn it
>>69578454
my sides
So did that anon get to meet Hinkie?
Congratulations to the Golden State Warriors, the 2017-Infinity NBA Champions!
Anyone watching summer league? Oubre is really the only reason I'm watching. I wish Sato was playing
>cuck millionaire husband
>get divorced by him
>don't even get lots of alimony
>don't get custody of the kids when he's home
>ex-husband gets younger hot latina gf
>claim he's gay to the tabloids out of spite
JUST
JUST
>>69578551
>>69578533
>implying
>>69578545
go enjoy retirement somewhere else Timmy
>>69578551
Why the fuck was this deleted?
>>69578545
BITCHES
I
T
C
HOES
E
S
>>69578585
GoMeds can't handle the bantz and reported for bullying hahahahaha
>>69578545
>don't even get lots of alimony
Having 2 kids from a hall of famer? She does very well trust me
Your delusion made me give up hope on the human race
>>69578570
BREAKING NEWS: Golden State Warriors new rings
>>69578528
>>69578528
I didnt get to meet him in person but he did Skype me for about 5 minutes
Most interesting thing he said.. he implied he had a new job already in the NBA, and he made it sound like he was working for the league office
>>69578619
Ayyyy I thought you got banned
>>69578585
where does westbrook end up? im screencapping all the reply's so get it right
gomeds is going to an hiro live on skype?
>>69578643
Boston Celtics
>>69578643
>#whynotweed
is that an actual hashtag?
>>69578639
Nah pham, I didn't get banned. I think no one got banned as well
>>69578643
Westbrook is coming to the Mile High City lad
Talking of an hiroing on skype, I almost did that once when I drank 8 pints of milk in an hour for a """challenge"""
>>69578662
>(You) in charge of reading
Leave the rest of the league to the good guys.
Light skin baby kobe
Manlet that can ball
Big dumb euro
And staudimire 2.0
#WeOchea
>>69578643
>where does westbrook end up?
hog tied in my sex cave
>>69578668
I think Hinkie asked the mods to chill, i saw a lot of deleted posts but no bans
Based mods
>>69578672
Why would you do that
>>69578672
the gene pool kept you around for a reason m8. sorry about the teeth tho
>>69578609
iT'S EtErNaL
>iT'S EtErNaL
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>iT'S EtErNaL
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>iT'S EtErNaL
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>>69578682
In that picture
>midget War Machine from IM1
>giant Andrew Garfield
>wheelchair Jimmy
>>69578695
apparently if you could do it without throwing up you would be a legend
13 year old me was not a legend
>>69578697
thanks man, my teeth have so much calcium now its unreal
>>69578693
If that's true, then Hinks is our savior. Thanks based Hinkie.
I also noticed they didnt start deleting the posts until the draft was over, so maybe they were enjoying it as well. Mods are pretty based 2bh
>anons talking about KD and WB
>me when we drafted WB 2.0 and KD 2.0
we're good here in laketown
>nate wolters is on the wizards summer league team
What the fuck
>>69578715
What were effects of drinking all that fucking milk
You have to have puked
>>69578717
I don't remember if people got banned during the waifu draft but it's still crazy, with all this over moderation, that the waffle draft didn't get shut down
Hey and Dez wells is on the bulls summer league?! That's nuts dude. He was so good at Maryland
Was 76ers GM Hinkie? Talks about talking to mods here
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/69535417/#69538005
in spite of that faggot harry's best efforts, the waffle draft was a success
reposting:
http://pastebin.com/tZHeJudC
http://www.nba.com/2016/news/07/16/pat-riley-presser-dwyane-wade-miami-heat.ap/
how many actual fake trips and vpn's does 7kt actually use? i gotta say it's the most pathetic thing i've ever seen on 4chan. at least the cyber police made him leave Lauren Mayberry alone. poor girl i was getting worried there for a minute
>>69578743
I threw up ALL of it. 8 whole fucking pints. that's why i said i nearly died, was dehydrated as fuck after.
>>69578764
http://www.complex.com/sports/speedy-scores-nba-contract
>everything waffle was deleted
>you have to post a pastebin
just hold this L i won get over it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69578788
we're probably going to be in the EEA, you're not getting rid of us that easily
>>69576115
F you guy
>mfw legod gets another for da land
>>69578767
i think 7kt is (mostly) tolerated unlike you because he has a purpose as a OC maker. plus, it's kinda badass that a GM would post here
>>69578764
based Lakers with the GOAT pick
>>69578814
desu i dont even like LeBron but he beat curry so they are my second favorite team
if he beats curry again, i'm buying a bron bron jersey
>Lakers free agent Brandon Bass has reached agreement on a one-year deal with the Los Angeles Clippers, league sources tell The Vertical.
>>69578768
thats what happens when you don't drink bag milk.
also thanks to canada for doxxing 7kt and getting us rid of that folk band stalker
>>69578835
Does Bass have kids? He probably didn't want to move again from LA
>>69578835
Blake Griffin replacement.
It's happening.
>>69578835
thats interesting.
>>69578834
>based Lakers with the GOAT pick
are you a lakers fan? i want to know the opinions of lakers fans about the pick, the guy who did the post draft analysis gave it a B, desu its an A in my eyes.
>>69578863
I'm of the mind it's at least a solid A. You have a waffle with good sources of protein, fats and carbs, literally a complete meal in terms of nutrition.
You may argue it's high in calories, but he's a young pick who will work it on with 2 a day practice, I have no doubt int hat.
>>69578726
>lakers draft the next kobe and durant
>/nba/ suddenly resorts to forgetting the lakers exist and attack tripfags
hmmmmmmmm
>>69578842
Why do basketball kits look so bad? Like a jersey is passable if you are above 6'0" with broad shoulders like me, but if you have a small frame and short legs, they look like shit.
>>69578854
Nobody who lives here wants to
Even if I'm gone for just a couple of weeks I get homesick desu
>>69578902
>a jersey is passable if you are above 6'0" with broad shoulders
like >90% of nba players?
>>69578902
Baggy pants/shorts don't look good on short people anyway. I don't like Baggy clothes anyway but Baggy basketball shorts on short and average people looks terrible. I think jerseys look fine but I don't think id ever wear one in public
>>69578911
this desu
SoCal is just comfy as fuck, the further inland you get however, the hotter to breathe it gets
The beaches are 10/10 comfy for balling
>>69578934
I mean, shouldn't they tailor the fan jerseys to guys who are like 5'10"? I have an Kobr jersey that reaches to my legs and I'm 6'1". No one is going to wear that with the shorts and tuck it in, just tailor it up 4 inches or something
Devin Booker is cute as hell when he's posting about his bf on Twitter
https://twitter.com/DevinBook/status/754477523262509056
>>69578954
They have sizes, you know. S, M, L, XL...
>>69578911
>>69578954
stop making cali look good, we got normies from pleb states coming here, when it is already packed full of traffic already..they come here, make me late for shit cause we already got a traffic problem, they make it worse cause they dont know the area, and they only go to in n out and take my precious parking spaces, FUCK OFF
>>69578985
I'm 6'1" 185, so I got a M which fits perfectly everywhere except it's too fucking long by like 6 inches
My brother is skelly at 6'0" 155, and he fits in a youth XL which is perfect length
For some reason the adult sizes are made longer
>>69578983
keep it nba related desu
>>69578986
Irvine is the fucking worst, I don't know who the hell designed the streets but it's a headache
San Diego too
I haven't been to downtown LA in years but I remember there was no In N Out within walking distance of Staples and being upset at that, In N Out after a Laker game is truly /comfy/
>>69579010
>6'1" 185
>not also skelly
>>69578743
we need Nate Wolters back in the NBA
I mean, how many white PGs are there? Dragic is a slav so counting him is iffy.
>>69579060
Seriously, we need a nash-lite, a Jason Williams 2.0. White boy who can't score and turns the ball over a ton but makes some crazy passes
The entire nba suffers when we don't have one. Make it happen hinkie
Difference between MJ and Durant
MJ is fueled by his pain and his failure. That is his motivation
Durant is destroyed by his failure. It crushes him mentally
>>69579087
>MJ and Durant
i have literally never heard that comparison. now ive heard Lebron compared to MJ but lebron had a superteam in miami so lebron loses that debate everytime
>>69579060
>Nash retired
>Ridnour retired
>Blake pretty much retired
>Hinrich retired?
>nobody in the chute
rip white pgs
>>69579044
6'1" 185 is pretty respectable if it's muscle, I'm 5'9" 160ish and I'm pretty athletic
>>69579156
>I'm 5'9" 160ish
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
>>69579156
This, my friend is 6'1 on a good day and like 170 and pretty built
I just got home from vacation and gained like 5 pounds tho I feel awful
>>69579140
>Jordan, Pippen, and Grant
>Jordan, Pippen, and Rodman
>Not superteams
top fucking kek
>>69579178
id snap you like a twig
Dragic is a piece of shit to be honest. The worst starting PG in the league.
>>69579178
>my friend is 6'1 on a good day and like 170 and pretty built
Damn, I always thought I was a bit lean, but then again I've been trying hopelessly to attain the CP3 body
And getting off the routine is never good senpai, last summer when I went home I got fat as fuck, this summer I stayed away from home and I kept off the fat.
>>69579209
this is stupid and you're stupid for posting it.
>>69579208
I mean, I'm not in good shape at all.
>>69579220
I mean he's not really super lean really. I guess he's not that big because I'm pretty sure he focuses on his arms and shoulders over anything else.
Yeah I mean I was just drinking beer all fucking day and smoking weed and eating shitty foods as much as possible for a week. It's going to be nice to get back into my eating routine. Eating a shit down of sugar + alcohol all day makes you feel terrible
>>69579209
>Payton
>Rondo
>whoever the Bucks end up starting
>the ghost of Deron Williams
>Mudiay
>Collison
>Holliday
>Knight
>>69579220
Go back training now. Your gains will get back easily. If you are hungry eat non processed food
>>69579258
>I'm pretty sure he focuses on his arms and shoulders over anything else
I'm the complete opposite senpai, have low definition up top but have the thighs of a cyclist. It's because I'm too lazy to actually do proper weight work so I just do bodyweight exercises and hardly ever go to the gym, just makes me lean and my legs massive. Also have a shitty diet but that's not changing anytime soon.
>>69579287
I'm training now senpai and I'm in the best shape I've ever been. It's probably my diet and shitty exercise routine holding me back now. Maybe once basketball season starts again I might get the motivation to change that.
What makes big men bad at guarding the parameter? It feels like with their size they'd be able to guard against any 3 point or long 2 but it seems like they allow a higher shooting percentage, or at least easier shots
>>69579323
Yeah see I have a great diet but I hardly exercise. I'm lucky tho because I still played a shit ton of sports growing up so I have a decent amount of muscle and have no real issues doing it. Since I was always fat I guess my legs got really strong and I have huge thighs like you do. Do you have a bodyweight routine? Or do you just do a bunch of pushups/situps and stuff
Why don't NBA teams play 1 guard and 4 centers?
Objectively better than the current system
>>69579356
>Do you have a bodyweight routine? Or do you just do a bunch of pushups/situps and stuff
Yeah I have a routine, I mostly do handstand pushups, one legged squats, skewed pullups stuff like that which is easy to come up with but hard to pull off.
Sometimes I get lazy and just don't do it if I've balled particularly hard on the day I'm meant to do it though so I'm not really strict with it. I could probably do with a personal trainer in all honesty.
>>69579414
You might want to follow the sixers this year. It'll be right up your alley.
>>69579458
Tbh I can't see their hilarious squad composition being more fun that Memphis trying to win by pushing everyone over once again
>>69579523
>PG: TJ McConnell
>SG: Ben Simmons
>SF: Dario Sarich
>PF: Jahlil Okafor
>C: Joel Embiid
>6 Robert Covington
Qbp
>>69579607
McConnell makes the team, and chances are so does Hollis.
I still think the 76ers sign Dion Waiters
>>69579624
>Dion Waiters
please stop posting this mans name, he brings unwanted posters here.
>>69579703
Lets be honest. you'd like Dion "Dion Waiters" Waiters on a short term deal with team options
>russell
>clarkson
>ingram
>nance
>zubac
>legend in the making coach walton
give me one reason why we won't win it all five years from now
>>69579717
in that case the Thunder would just match it
they're going to have to offer a pretty big three year contract to scare off the Thunder, and 2bh I hope they do. He was horrible in the playoffs with the exception of a few games.
>>69579688
>spurs backup bigs will be deadmon, a canadian ginger, and a euro ginger
>>69579721
because that 2018 first overall draft pick you had was lost in a trade
>>69576115
goddamnit that finals is so fucking good
Fuck I miss those pistons / spurs matchups, they were so much fun to watch.
Alright status update I might be in it sight just Churchill guys fT ok Erik we out hgere
>>69579797
yea the roster is definitely full of question marks at this point, really upset they couldn't keep boban
but look at it this way, back in 2011 it looked like the spurs would be headed straight for the lottery once tim retired, atleast they are still competitive and a top 3 seed in the west
>>69579936
>top 3 seed in the west
top 5 senpai
>>69579947
you really think there's 4 teams in the west better than the spurs even without duncan?
post your standings senpai
>>69579911
Gooding to. Bend anyway see you guess later caught ok prob didn't land want pussy baka
The suns got the steal of the draft. The only other players with the same credentials in college is Anthony Davis. Ulis has been tearing it up . And its almost not fair how much chemistry he has with booker.
https://youtu.be/49ZZzrR8YCI
With Ulis looking like a fuckin get, which guard gets us the best haul, Brandon Knight or Eric Bledsoe? And which should we deal, if any?
LaMarcus Aldridge was in portlandia
>>69579964
even without durbeta, i think the thunder can still beat the spuds, with the team still intact, i think the cloppers have a a tiny bit better roster, especially with crawford, rivers, bass and speights (who i didnt even know signed with the clops till rn) coming off the bench.
Then there's the memes. ok i take my statement back and put them into the top 4..BUT, top 5 in the off chacne that thibby-dough makes minny an elite team with KAT wiggy and Dunn
>>69580181
>Brandon Knight
trade this guy to the 76ers, get okafor, since chicken tender is a meme point shooter with no post game.
>>69580181
My wish as a suns fan is them trading knight and a draft pick for okafor, or noel from the sixers. The sixers have too many bugs
>>69580274
>>69580275
Is Noel gone or not avail? I'd MUCH rather have Noel as a non fan of either team.
I don't really think Okafor is all that good, and if I were the Suns I wouldn't give up Bledsoe or Knight to Philly unless I was getting Noel at least.
>>69580348
i think he is but you'd have to pay more since he's a good defender. idk about his FT percentage but if i remember correctly, before he was drafted, he had shooting issues, so the new rules saved his ass.
If suns weren't stupid, they should make a move for either of them NOW, while the mystery of embiid is still a mystery, the Suns gain okafor or noel for just knight and a draft pick maybe a scrub too. They should go after some assets. But none of this will happen. Anyone know any official reports of what the suns plan to do?
>>69580253
>even without durbeta, i think the thunder can still beat the spuds
LOLNO
also theres no ibaka
>>69575775
KAT vs Brow vs Embiid vs Zinger vs Zubac vs Adams
>>69580409
we're talking about today's NBA, we small ball era senpai-sen-pai-pai. The big man is dead, the thunder knows this. Which is why they went and got Dipo, and two solid forwards in illyasova and sabonis. What did the spurs do? got 1 year older, resigned oldnobili, got an old Pau who's in the decline. Aldridge who cant shoot the meme, has an elite midrange game but can easily be shut down, and Kawhii who i have nothing against, dude is elite..
OKC in 6
>>69580540
Look man, without KD, its the thunder that have nothing now on the best defense in the league.
>>69580666
>best defense in the league.
>Parker
>Manu
<Aldridge
>Gasol
>Mills
Leonard is an elite defender and Green is a good defender, but otherwise you're being retarded.
>>69580689
Sure they lost tim and boban but they literally had a historic level defense last season that drove them to a franchise best 67 wins. What are you smoking?
>>69580710
so they just lost the player with the best DBPM on their team by far and a 7'5" shot altering monster, no big deal.
>>69580735
>a 7'5" shot altering monster
he hardly played
>>69580710
Boban barely played, they're a good defensive team geez. Why are you even fighting it?
>>69580735
Just watch them turn Dewayne Dedmon (13.0 points and 11.6 rebounds per 36 minutes) into the next danny green
>>69580763
but when he did play he was effective and he was the backup to the guy that just retired
when you replace Duncan and Boban with Gasol and some Euro or some guy the Spurs lift from the FA scrap heap, there is going to be a significant drop off defensively.
>>69577752
can someone photoshop those guys in the background and put them in seersucker suits or like whatever colonel sanders wears. because that's how they're looking at their property.
Next season pls come
>>69578954
>>69578911
>>69578986
west of the 405 reporting. weather's too good to leave. can't do it unless it's like sb, slo, etc. gotta stay coastal for life.
>>69579279
d'lo is above mudiay now, or did you forget to put russell on the list
>PG: LeGod
>SG: RayRay
>SF: Reggie
>PF: Durant
>C: Shaw
>6th Man: Dirk
literally how the fuck do you stop this team?
>>69581052
6 westbrooks
>>69581052
HIGH TEST
>>69581041
>did you forget to put russell on the list
dlo is elite in SL, all of a sudden they "forget" to put them on their PG lists...comedy.
>>69580253
>T-Wolves becoming an elite team next season
0% chance. They've got a shot at making the playoffs, but there's no way they're a top-4 team. Future is bright, yadda-yadda, but they're not ready yet.
>Durant-less thunder beating the spurs
No.
>Spurs will somehow collapse defensively without timmy
They'll take a step back for sure, but they'll comfortably be a top-5 defense.
Who the fuck can stop us? KD needs to reevalute his choice and request a trade to the GOAT team and franchise.
>Starters
Thomas
WestGod
Butler
Griffin
Horford
>Bench
Marcus Smart
Avery Bradley
Jae Crowder
Jaylen Brown
Jah
Plus we have 2 lottery picks.
>>69581143
cousins is going to the celtics
>Be Me
>Forget all about draft
>Out getting drunk with pal
>Check my phone, missed.
>Cried, but ordered Chick-fil-a waffle fries
>>69581109
Bruh, thick white women are the best.
>>69581052
>>69581109
>>69581313
you guys ever watch that video of siri with rodney moore? her falling out of that too-small bikini is as far as i get. thick white women for life.
>>69581266
>he didn't spend the afternoon with Hinkie
feel bad for you desu
>People are creaming themselves over potential trades and FA signings instead of wanting their team to build through the draft
Important /nba/ poll, input is appreciated
http://www.strawpoll.me/10766246
>>69581327
never seen it bruh, but will check it out.
>tfw look and have the same body as James Deen
>tfw into thicc girls
>tfw they're only into jacked guys
>>69581397
jej
>Da Land winning the summerbowl with literally whos
Will McRae and the manlet be relevant in the regular season?
>>69581425
>have the same body as James Deen
so you look like a rat?
Who's everyone's favorite international posters? I'd say the Greek Celtbro or the Venezuelan Hornets fan
>>69581494
>I'd say the Greek Celtbro
kys
we all know its based turkey lakers bro.
>>69581509
he's literally a shitposting retard
>>69581489
Nope. Tall, skinny, and with body hair
>tfw have just as big a cock as him too
Lmao The Economist has no chill
>http://www.economist.com/blogs/gametheory/2016/06/basketballs-greatest-player?fsrc=scn/tw/te/bl/ed/basketballsgreatestplayerwaityourturnstephlebronjamesprovesheisstilltheking
>>69578835
>jeff green
>glen davis
>paul pierce
>nate robinson
>brandon bass
Doc sure does love his former celtics
>>69581494
venezuelan hornetsbro, turkish lakeybro, and there's a couple of kind brits (or maybe just one) but let's go with the one who graded the waffle draft.
apologies to internationalists i may have missed, except for the filipinos :^)
>b-but jaylen brown is a bust
>>69581580
yeah that flip faggot who hates on the lakers needs to be banned with harry.
>>69581647
>being this afraid of a 19 year old who wont even start
>>69581581
Pac 12 watcher here. Jaylen Brown will be a bust. As will Ingram. Well bust according to their draft pick. They wont be starters, bench players who can fill a role
>>69581656
>sees that his boy had literally one (1) acceptable game in summer league
>backpedals this hard, this quickly
>>69581669
You're the one desperately grasping at straws, praying this kid busts because you know what it means if he doesn't.
>celtics will start their "elite" team of starters to try to dethrone lebron in the EC (will fail horribly) at the same time hurting the development of their bust rookie by giving him 5 minutes in garbage time
>Lakers? will probably give Deng and Ingram a time share, so Ingram will develop with a based veteran forward.
we win...
>>69581673
You used flawed stats and tried to make a point. I posted how hollow they were, and now you're playing this "u care so much" game.
Is Randle considered a bust yet?
>>69581691
I'm not the guy who posted the stats though, and at least the guy who did offered more than "he sucks because he won't get those calls in the real NBA" which is blatantly not true since most of the fouls on him were obvious ones that would be called 100% of the time if you watched the games.
>>69581700
i suggest you don't start this conversation.
>>69581717
Wow that webm sure showed me.
>>69581700
Yes.
t. Lance Stephenson
Okafor for Kris Dunn, who says no?
>>69581888
The Wolves.
I'd like to apologise for any dumb shit that I said - I came on /nba/ last night while being drunk as fuck at a party.
>>69581717
>Nests
they are the laughing stock of the NBA
who /berkeley/ here?
who /hopingtogotoyaleafter/ here?
>>69581785
the usual desu
>>69581143
Warriors
Spurs
Grizzlies
Cavs
Raptors
Portland
Dont deny it, celtics are already a dead corpse like sonics and have the worst fanbase of the league.
just found a fresh kd interview in china
http://tv.cctv.com/lm/nbazqx/
>>69582085
i aint clickin dis shit
>>69582090
its pretty cool. just shows his travels through the country and he admits him and draycoon are bffs and he made his mind up long before to move
false alarm. cant understand anything and theres no translations after
>>69582078
>Celtics have the worst fanbase in the league
You're gonna go with Boston, over the bandwagon central that is every Lakers "fan?"
Good luck.
Ever seen one of your dogs transform into a snake?
Ever seen one of them snakes transform into a rat?
I be running through the jungle I could tell you bout that...
FUCK KEVIN DURANT
>>69582439
THE REVOLUTION SHALL BE TELEVISED
THIS YEAR IT'S ALL BOUT US SO FUCK THE OTHER SIDE
jannies? Germany? why did jannies delete my posts?
>>69582562
Bitch I'm a king, call me "sire"
If you say I don't run my city you a muthafucking liar
Bitch I'm a boss, you a fraud
You cross the line, I get you murdered for a cost
Why is Meek Mill suddenly associated with OKC?
>>69582672
>suddenly
HAHAHA NIGGA YOU LATE AS FUCK HAHAHA
DION GOT THE CONNECTION NIGGA AND MEEK NAME DROPPED HIM AND WESTGOD IN A SONG
FABULOUS ALSO NAME DROPPED KYRIE AND LEBRON IN THE SAME SONG THEY REPPIN BTC TILL THEY DIE PS FUCK RBL AKA DRAKE'S BITCH ASS
>>69582672
Meek bandwagons the Thunder
Remember when this happened? Neither do I.
Thanks for taking one for the team Dlo.
>broship shit
back into the trash you go, /nba/
>>69583648
about 50 posts early, I'm not gonna post in it because some butthurt anon is gonna report it and get it deleted. next time post around 485 posts cus I bet this one gets reported
>>69583667
Nah i dont feel like it, ask me later
Westbrook
Harden
Durant
Ibaka
Adams
Your 2020-21 NBA Champions
>>69581959
Nobody really noticed lad, you just said RBL and posted incoherent nonsense alongside it like always :^)
>>69583874
Would be the GOAT past their prime championship team.
>>69583874
KD doesn't have the balls to come back.
I could see Harden going back if Westbrook stayed there and both of them never won a championship. Ibaka could come back next year now that KD is gone.
Who will rank higher? Portland or OKC?
I'm predicting eternal rage mode super saiyan triple double MVP Westbrook gets them the 4th seed and they beat the Warriors in the second round by being too fast and destroying them in the interior with their elite front court.
3rd seed Blazers are too quick on the perimeter with elite meme point shooting and abusing pick and rolls for days. The biggest weakness of the Spurs and Gasol doesn't change shit.
BTC confirmed champions again.
>Watching some Nate Thurmond highlights
That dude was fucking jacked holy shit.
>>69583880
Ah, great.
>woke up finding about 15 boxes of waffles in my kitchen
I need to stop going on /nba/ when drunk.
>>69585367
>15 boxes of waffles
I can only imagine the scene.
Did anyone read the espn article about the spurs sitting Tim Duncan and how that effects cash flow in the nba?
>>69573358
>being this delusional because Kobr bootyblasted your team for two decades
>>69585551
Yes, that's been known mainstream since spuds were fined for resting park manu and dunc
>>69581959
Did you end up even getting close to getting laid?
>>69574665
>OKC jersey
>still sucking Chefs dick
Women
>>69585633
I mean it goes more in depth than that, it compares duncan to curry and LeBron and talks about the relationship between superstars, revenues, injuries and fatigue, stuff like that. I know it's >espn but it's a good read
>>69585647
Judging by what he was posting, I doubt he was even speaking English. Last time I was in a state like that, I was curled up on the floor shouting "Don't let Kenneth Faried take the 3" over and over. My friends who don't know basketball were apparently incredibly concerned.
>>69582078
The Celtics BTFO those teams already and that's before their final form superteam
>>69585693
>Don't let Kenneth Faried take the 3
That's hysterical man. Last time I got drunk with a good buddy we were just going crazy at how versatile draymond green was. We just kept running around the campus yelling "WHO MADE DRAYMOND GREEN? WHY DID GOD MAKE HIM SO GOOD AT SO MANY THINGS"
it got real weird
>>69585825
you sound like you might legitimately have autism
>>69585693
>>69585825
Shit son i'm boring as fuck when I'm drunk. I literally act the exact same until I pass out.
>>69585850
You don't do weird shit when you're drunk?
>>69585857
It really depends on who I'm with and where I'm at, and my biligerence level. I was really fucked up that night. High me, however, is hella boring. I feel this applies to a lot of people tho
>>69585880
it's belligerence you illiterate aspie
and yeah i do weird shit, i don't sperg out over basketball players
>>69585825
kek
>>69585857
That's a shame desu, it's fun to hear about your escapades the next day. Best thing I did while drunk was my mate was in bed with a girl at a house party and about to shag her when i jumped on top of him and hugged him and wouldn't let go.
He was apparently pissed as fuck at the time but the morning after we learnt she was an absolute monster and he was so glad I saved his ass.
Everyone has very PG rated drunk stories.
I was drinking 75% Proof rum as a mixer for 78% Proof absinthe and I couldn't even walk properly and neither could anyone else. We were crawling around the floor knocking absolutely everything over.
My mates broke the TV, consoles and most lights in my living room. I crawled into every mirror in the house breaking them because "things are crawling towards me"
In the morning the house was a mix of vomit and piss everywhere, glass everywhere, every electronic device completely fucking destroyed.
Pretty funny, but pretty terrible too.
>>69585964
>In the morning the house was a mix of vomit and piss everywhere, glass everywhere, every electronic device completely fucking destroyed.
What the actual fuck lad. I just make sure I'm the hell away from destroying any of my own shit when I'm wasted.
>>69585647
I slept with pic related - but we were too drunk to try anything, closest I got was spooning eachother while naked.
>>69581581
It's that 1984 draft deja vu
>>69586086
>too drunk to try anything
brehh you done goofed. i want your man card on my desk by noon, fgt
>>69586114
True, probably my fault for being an idiot and drinking too much
Got her facebook + phone number anyway, so I'll sort out a date or something
>mfw she's single and a Physics major
Im beginning to think America might actually be fucked
Are we gonna have a race war soon
>>69586387
Getting really desperate for that bump limit now aren't we
>>69586387
Nah, unless someone pulls a Rodney King again.
>yfw TitleTown does it again
>>69586432
>>69586442
Wew kobe
EBOK WEW
>>69583542
>>69583542
>>69583542
NEW-ish THREAD