Conte's first match lads
Excited to see how this one plays out
>tfw too few Chelsea fans on /sp/ to create a casual thread about them
It needs to either be a >look how shit they are! or an official match for >us to get any attention in here.
match link where?
>>69572118
It's only preseason calm down m8
>>69572118
iktf lad
That Conte hoodie looks pretty cosy
>>69572118
this board is crawling with Arse fans la, what do you expect
>>69572123
look on le reddit le soccer streams
Shieeeet
Conte out
not even a little upset desu lads
zouma/cahill wouldnt have let that happen
>doubting Joelinton
lmao
WE'RE STILL SHIT LADS QUICK BACK TO THE CAVES
lads do you pronounce kante/conte the same
>>69572213
No.
costa already fired up lol
>>69572213
kante= Can't + Eh..
Conte= ex-(CON)vict + Teh > CONteh
>conte
More like cOUTnte right?
glad steve bruce is still there lads
>Mikel sweating
He won't last. Conte indirectly sent the nigger to China.
I really really don't like how Chelsea are defending
BRANI OUT
What I can take so far is that Brani is being played a lot less offensively
Is Loftus-Cheek going to get playtime, lads? Or should he go on loan for development?
I don't get the hype with RLC, lads, he can't run, can't dribble, has no flair, can't really pass, why is he so hyped? he plays like a sunday league footaller
That wasn't a very inspirational first half from chelsea desu
Fabregas is so fucking fat now
>>69572636
have you not seen his abs on snapchat no homo
>>69572627
>Mikel
>Ivanovic
>"Talented" Youth
>>69572603
He's twenty, English and he has the same body type as Pogba, I think that's where a lot of the hype comes from.
I just wish he showed more conviction and prowess when going forward.
>>69572603
He's mixed race, so he has the ""intelligence"" of a white man and the body of a ripped nigger.
Ayy lmao, the players will have to endure one hell of a tongue-lashing at half-time. I've seen amateur teams play better against Rapid.
Any good Chelsea chants lads?
>>69572733
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
That's all you need
>>69572733
(To Arsenal fans)
You'll necer sing that!
You'll never sing thaaaat!!
Champions of Europe,
You'll never sing that!
>>69572733
DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO
>Kante joined this
The Madman
>>69572733
T-BO T-BO T-BO T-BO T-BO T-BO T-BO
lads you think kante is going to wear the #7
Who /likeOscarandwanthimtosucceed/ here? I feel Mourinho blocked Oscars sweet Samba skills.
>>69572813
Number 5 la
3 at back?
>>69572853
zouma is #5 la
>>69572863
6 then
>>69572886
baba
>>69572908
Baba can fuck off.
>>69572922
rude
kek chelsea are shite
>Chalobah spotted
rare
>have surnames conte
>first signing you make is someone with the surname kante
is conte autistic
>>69572983
Saw him working at a Tesco's a weak ago I swear
VAFFANCULO WILLIAN
I miss when Costa was good
>>69572050
I hope you team wrecking cunts get fucked hard all season, and I have a feeling you will.
>>69573072
coming for mahrez next :^)
Is Moses going to make it lads? Is he finally going to be able to convince the top brass he should remain at Chelsea (and serve as backup to Hazard, Pedro, Willian, Cuadrado, Oscar, ...) ?
>>69573130
Nope, way too many AMs around. Maybe if they loan Kenedy
>>69573130
yes, itd be sad to see him go again
It's nice how every player is getting a chance now with a new manager. It might not mean anything because it's preseason, but it's still nice.
Who has been the best Chelsea player today? I just got in
>>69573152
moses probably
>>69573072
What happened to your meme magic? Where are your dubs?
New women on the bench
>>69573175
lewd
>>69572603
He was player of the tournament at this year's Toulon tournament. Seems to do really well at youth level but hasn't managed to make the step up
>matic for traore
442 witch Oscar and Sciabola in midfield?
lol Aina almost scored
>>69573083
FUCK FUCK FUCK
My cousin just walked into my room wearing a tight wet shirt after having a shower. She was looking for her brush.
Its only us two in the house right now, shes 21 - I'm 18. I'm a virgin.
Should I pay her room a visit or furiously wank to the thought of paying her a visit?
remy is so shit
>>69573252
you should go to church you disgusting degenerate
>>69573252
Degenerate
WHAT A NUTZ SUB
:^)
>Ivanovic
ONE
MORE
YEAR
JESUS FUCK BRANI YOU FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CLUB
Having flashbacks to last preseason now
>ivanovic
i don't think he should be sold lads, i think he should retire, or even better, taken to the shed and put out of his misery
>tfw Bertrand and Luis were sold to accommodate Ivanovic
>maximillion
>89
Gives strong Yugioh vibes.
>>69573316
All Mou's fault. Don't worry, he's gone now.
>>69572050
>Pre-season match thread
why
>>69573366
Pass the time
>>69573366
why not its a free country
Pappy looked pretty impressive desu
>>69573416
first goal was his fault and too many dumb fouls
NOT IMPRESSED
>>69573416
He's a hard cunt
>>69573252
You should at least try to spend some time with her while not acting like her relative (try to entertain her or do something fun together). Maybe something will work out. Just go to her and ask her to watch football together or something right now.
Remember, you can only pass more than 50% of your genes if you have a child with your relative.
>>69573416
poo
