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ENGLAND v PAKISTAN
1ST TEST @ LORD'S
DAY 3
Pakistan 339
England 253/7
/nina/ edition
>pooniel
Daily reminder that Kashmiris are being killed.
fuck off and keep your cancer in /rug/
your "haha nz banter lads xD" is 'literally' more pathetic than /nrl/
>>69567576
Fuck you Nina you attention whore.
>>69567617
: ^)
How do we get more non brown people into cricket.
>>69567634
/based migration/ of course
eventually it will be racist not to like cricket
>>69567634
Everyone who likes cricket is brown.
>>69567634
I always thought Canada was an untapped market(for Union too).But the weather is against them.
Daily reminder that /rug/ RUNS /cric/
>>69567650
>>69567650
>>69567650
ACTUAL NEW THREAD
>>69567647
Canadians are just yanks + the Queen
absolute lost cause
Why has it taken Nepal so long to get on the Cricket bandwagon?
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>>69567656
>implying /rug/ didnt die after i left
>>69567659
gud1
>>69567661
still waiting for bhutan tbqh
>>69567659
>deleted already
BASED janny is a /nina/ supporter
>>69567656
Never has, never will.
>>69567663
>implying anyone noticed you go
>>69567665
Also Malaysia and Burma.
>>69567656
No, I run /cric/
>>69567663
/rug/ is an absolute shitfest these days. all the good Aussie posters (ie us) left and whats left is a bunch of circlejerking peewis who wank over pictures of some 6.5/10 slag from Auckland and daniel
>>69567676
It's only a matter of time before based Malaysia becomes a world cricket superpower.
I doubt anyone in Mynmaar would like cricket though.
Edwina 2bh.
>>69567678
>the good Aussie posters (ie us)
Oh kill yourself already krazykuckold
how popular is cricket in non brown countries?
>>69567647
i'm seriously SHOCKED canada don't have a good cricket team. they've always been more british than america and we went there later. i would have thought the game would been more resilient there without the irish and their baseball. and now of course yeah al the pakis. canada should surely be a cricketing superpower
>>69567676
its weird how cricket is played in the Caribbean and subcontinent and Rugby isnt
inversely, Rugby is played in the pacific islands and France, where cricket isnt
one would assume both would have spread the same way. But I think we can put the subcontinent and pacific down to genetics. Indians are far too small to play Rugby and islanders far too fat for cricket
>>69567670
>implying you dont have autism
>>69567693
>they've always been more british than america
confirmed never being to America or Canada
t. lived in Seattle and spent some time in Minnesota border hopping
>>69567693
Reminder that Canada literally rejected test status to focus on their domestic structure and had they accepted it they would be unironically a major cricket nation
No idea what killed it after that, but I'm sure snow had something to do with it
>>69567695
>accuses others of mental deficiency
>posts Japanese kids cartoon
>>69567694
yeah, i've always thought the french suited cricket. and it's sooo close to england geographically.
Paki weeb and I will fix Canadian cricket, you have my word /cric/
>>69567708
You are literally, unironically from New Zealand. Let that sink in for a moment.
>>69567704
FUCK
@69567712
kys wankush
>>69567721
no, u first
There are LOADS of Brits in Canada, I know almost as many people that emigrated to Canada as those who went to Australia.Maybe more actually.
>>69567719
Feels amazing.
>>69567720
Classic
>>69567711
>French cricket
>the french dont play it
WHY
also Papua New Guinea is the future of cricket
cricket is gay
>>69567576
HOW is Nina SO cute, bros?
>>69567758
kys mentalben
go back to ass-rimming your Kiwi """"friends""""
>>69567753
PNG can be solid but they don't have a big enough population to actually be up the top.
>>69567758
>>>/rug/
>>69567753
that's not a real sport and only makes it stranger that cricket isn't played
The French love nothing more than beating the English at their own sport, which is why I think it's strange that it never caught on in France.Definitely the country on the continent most likely to have got into Cricket.
england and wales cricket board should disband and wales should form a celtic team a la the west indies with ireland, scotland and brittany
they would probs unironically be test standard and great of sending the game to france
and am i a genius or what
>>69567776
I was only memeing lad, PNG are never going to amount to anything. I've played against their best player. He's very good, 1st-grade standard allrounder. But afaik the rest of them are quite a bit worse.
They have no money, facilities or proper coaching. Some of them get scholarships to come and practise here but it's hard to see them improving much.
>mfw these threads are literally worse than the zergoose vs convict tripdrama shit of a few years ago
Good job, idiots.
>>69567814
>the country on the continent most likely to have got into Cricket
Cricket is literally autistic enough for germans to get heavily into
>>69567815
That would literally just be Ireland though
Can you name any Welsh or Scottish players that would get into the Irish team? I can't.
>>69567822
Was the Dutch one-day team only ever a meme?It is pretty much all Saffers, isn't it?
>>69567819
we've been infected by the /rug/ cancer sadly
>>69567822
I'd rather see a wog country play cricket to get that latin flair. Cricket needs more wogs. The only wogs that play cricket are the few in Australia. Italy or Spain would be good.
>>69567825
Based Gavin Hamilton and a returning Simon Jones.
>>69567828
>It is pretty much all Saffers
there's more Aussies than Saffers in it
>>69567834
/rug/ is actually shit yeah. All these newfag kiwi retards are the worst.
>>69567825
shit youre right no real good welsh cricketers atm
>>69567834
Spanish people have never even heard of Cricket.The national team is all expats, Brits, Indians and Pakistanis.
>>69567834
>tfw Steve Nikitaris never fulfilled his Wog Glenn McGrath destiny
JUST
hello is this the /bundes/ thread?
i am here to discuss the bundes
why don't the argies play cricket
>>69567866
doesn't matter
the best bowler of the current generation is LITERALLY a wog
South Slavs would actually produce alot of good quicks. Lots of them have tall, slender builds ideal for fast bowling. Same reason they produce a fair few apehoopers
>>69567878
KEK
they barely have enough discipline to get by in soccer and they fail completely at Rugby because of their discipline
they'd make the Pakis look like posterchildren
>>69567834
I'd like to as well but we gotta be realistic, cricket's got to catch on at grassroots and the only countries in which that is happening are the povvo asian/arabian ones.
How does cricket break the lucrative Chinese market lads?
>>69567891
what happened to your precious Rwanda?
>>69567896
needs to become an olympic sport
>>69567879
Reminder that the Slovenian U15 cricket team literally only has one curry in it and I'm still not sure how that is possible
UAE willl be a great team one day book it
great facilities
lots of interest thanks to pak playing there
lots of paki expats
pretty much on par with ireland anyway
>crusaders btfo
>shitspouter btfo
>/rug/ running /cric/
what a wonderful day lads.
>>69567909
More traps than brownies.
>>69567915
umm, I think you'll find that it is indeed /nrl/ that RUNS /cric/!
>>69567909
>and I'm still not sure how that is possible
/based migration/ isnt a thing in Eastern Europe
I have a Hungarian passport. I unironically wish I looked into it a few years ago. Would have taken a gap year and gone and played for them. Would have been comfy as fuck. I highly doubt there is even one curry on the Hung Aryan team
>>69567918
Let's just agree that /rug OWNS /nrl/, which RUNS /cric/ so we're all good
>>69567915
Reminder that the more you get your panties in a twist about the greatest rugby team of all time, the more I'll savour their inevitable championship, and GODmian GOATkenzie's ascension to being greater than Fagiel Pooter
>>69567912
kek
India and Pakistan need literally hundreds of millions of people obsessed with the sport to turf out semi-decent teams
UAE will be perenially shit
at best they will produce a meme like 40 year old JUST Malinga like Oman did
Is Finn finished lads?Hasn't looked up to scratch since coming back from that injury.
should the finals of t20 comps be played in 3/5/7 match series' like apehoop/baseball?
i think we can all agree that t20 is basically luckswing and one match hardly tells you which is the better team
>>69567961
hope not
if he is England are going to struggle in the Ashes with bowling. Potential English team for the Ashes is
Cook
???
Root
Bairstow
???
Stokes
Buttler (wk)
Woakes
Broad
???
???
That's quite alot of gaps they need to fill between now and then and very important positions aswell. I'm no expert on county cricket but I think they need to give Ratshit a run in the test team.
yasir is so fooking accurate
>>69567984
Fingers crossed Ball will continue to improve
>>69567984
All of a sudden the squad has been BTFO by heart defects and injuries.
>>69567991
The Bairstow wicket was spicy af.
>>69567996
yeah Ball looks solid. Need to see more of him though
>>69568000
The only one they've really lost was the manlet. Anderson was never going to be a realistic option for the next Ashes and Finn has been broken for 6 years now. Other than the odd-game, he has never been a fixture since.
I think the decision they made in county cricket to offer the visiting team the option to bowl is a really good move. I know its created alot of draws this year, but it will force teams to invest in spin bowlers and guys who bowl with pace, the two areas England are weakest in.
>>69568022
Wood has probably been ruined too.
One of the commentators had a stat yesterday that Broad was bowling something like 5 mp/h faster when the pitch was quicker on day 2 than when it was doing nothing on day 1
he is so fucking fairweather it is laughable
>>69568022
>I know its created alot of draws this year
There has to be a point in which it's too much though
Shitting it over the tour of India, >we're going to get rekt so badly by the spinners.
>>69568066
Honestly I think that just exposes how weak the standard of bowling is in county cricket. As I said, I think this will do wonders for England playing overseas.
I mean its all good when your national team has Swann and Panesar. But the problems at County level have left England with the absolute shitfest of a state they're in now when it comes to spin bowling
http://www.strawpoll.me/10183449/
Nina (left) or Edwina (right), /cric/?
>>69568107
Kill yourself.
>it's a shane warne talks for 45 hours about leg spin trying to hold in how much of a nerd he is episode
I like these ones tttt lads
>>69568107
>>>/rug/
>cricviz has all the data on fucking degrees of turn
REEEE WHY ISN'T THIS SHIT PUBLIC DOMAIN MY AUTISM NEEDS IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why couldn't Yasir be the English Paki instead of Moeen
dat yorker
beautiful yorker that
i hate how they wire the wickets into the ground these days
the stumps going flying when bowled was one of the best things about cricket
>>69568129
He looks at least half white and English tbf.
>take a filthy dump
>miss wicket
FUCK YOU BOWELS
>>69568146
he's pashtun master race
>>69568149
pashtuns are literal cancer that destroyed the peace in 2 countries
>>69568107
>posting the pic in which nina looks far better
kys biased ninafaggot
Why is this not on Foxtel?
Not gonna lie I really love Warne in these situations
He clearly knows so much about the tactics of spin bowling it's fantastic
how awkward for most of england's specialist bats when woakes is a much better player than you
>>69568154
t. punjabi subhuman manlet
Finn batting better than he bowled so far.
>>69568162
Woakes literally averages like 38 in county
>the commbox are going full "haha we used to play remember!!!"
oh dear
>>69568177
his first class stats are literally godtier
>>69568162
must have sucked to play in Keith Millers team because he was a better bowler than everyone and a better batsman than everyone except Bradman and Harvey
new ball in 2 overs.
> Amir finishes up the innings
>>69568190
literally contrived dad humour
>>69568190
>>warne is going full "haha we used to play remember!!!"
ftfy
Nasser is a good professional. Completely ignored his Channel 9-tier antics
Yasir scavenging on Amir's rightful wickets.
>>69568204
Nass started it lad, it was a dig at Athers for getting out on 99 and not getting on the board
in-drift lbws are so aesthetic
Based Cake Stall
>most wickets after 13 tests ever
>'not that good' one person here explicitally said
>other people here literally saying he's worse than herath and lyon
>>69568208
What is wrong with you? Yasir > Amir
BASED
>english running
Literally gifting a run out rather than letting Yasir get a 7fer.
england literally just lost the series in the last 40 minutes
now they have to play at old trafford and the oval from 1-1 at best with no spinner against yasir, both turning tracks
>>69567576
Is this on Based, Intelligent Foxtel?
>>69568270
yes its on the extra channel, fox plus or whatever its called
if using Go just scroll down and ull see it
Shan Masood seems like a nice bloke
Pity he's shit
>literally learned cricket in England
>is awful
kek
>>69568292
had one good innings but been thoroughly shit otherwise.
>tfw big strong muscular tradie mate has a Foxtel subscription but won't share his Foxtel Go with me
REEEEE
>>69568315
i guess because he a has a brain they're hoping he'll work things out
>>69568235
I don't think anyone is saying Herath.
Australians just have a natural bias towards their own players, I guess. Still, even for a spinner he has an insane record already (Yasir).
>>69568243
>Most wickets after 13 Tests
Do we just make up records for literally everything in cricket?
>>69568360
>we
what part of The Confectionery Stall are you from m8?
walkcunt on suicide watch
someone power rank the English Test grounds from best to worst
>>69568320
Foxtel go is so shit, you're really not missing out. It's literally worse quality than the illegal streams online.
>>69568392
On what? Match quality or aesthetics?
>>69568353
I've never seen one Australian on here unironically say Lyon is better than Shah
I'd argue Lyon is better than Ashwin and you could say that is bias, but Yasir is clearly at another level to both players
>>69568397
the venue itself, so aesthetics
i know how most of the pitches play at the grounds from watching them on TV, but i havent been to any of the venues so thats what im curious about
>>69568398
Jesus mate
Ashwin may be a statpadding little overrated fuckhead but he is for sure better than Nathan "First Class average of 41" Lyon
Can this all be put down to Root's retarded rush of blood to the head?
not many paki spectators.
>>69568398
Not saying Lyon is better than Shah, rather Australian fans in general tend to shill their own players (barring Shane Watson) while ignoring other countries.
>american stream
>mls ad
>the guy announcing it literally has a gay man lisp
You can't make this shit up
>>69568426
Why do you think the tickets cost so much? To keep the poors and the degenerates out
>paki batting
>>69567576
what sport does she play?
mmm would love a classic pakistani collapse here
>>69568419
I disagree
Ashwin has gotten slaughtered everytime he has played outside Asia
Lyon was good in England, South Africa and New Zealand and has had good moments in Asia
And if Ashwin played in the Shield he'd have an average of 60, just like he does playing in Australia
Zaltzman is literally a beacon of autistic hope to us all
>>69568461
Zaltzman is basically daniel with a gf and a sense of humour
>>69568456
Ashwin is elite at home and poor away
Lyon is middling literally everywhere
I'd take Ashwin every time lad
>>69568468
He has a gf?
How?
With that fucking hair?
>>69568474
fuck off, Dean Elgar was elite on those minefields last year
Lyon is going to destroy Ashwin the next time they meet
>id pick a homebabby over someone who performs everywhere
retard detected
I bet you think Mitchell Johnson was better than Dale Steyn aswell
azhar looking elite
>>69568482
a wife, and children
guess it was just his wicked pun runs and encyclopedic knowledge of cricket that reeled her in :^)
>all the english flags ITT are actually pakis
>the only actual englishman has a spanish flag
Excellent meme
this is really shocking negative batting from pak from the position they were in, playing like they're 70 behind
aus would have sealed the game by now
>>69568520
Pakistan need to find the Pakistani David Warner
>>69568520
England are literally fucked unless Broad pulls one of his ridic spells out of his ass right now and knocks them over for 85. 4th innings with Yasir in this form won't end well.
>>69568520
they'd bat well if they knew how to.
>>69568531
>implying 4th innings at Lords means anything
I literally cannot think of a wicket that holds together as much as Lords. Infact at Lords there is basically no difference between day 1 and day 5
>>69568517
There are no English flags ITT
>>69568548
>having another countries flag in your flag
top cuck
>Winviz
>164 posts
>13 IPs
nice "spoort"
>>69568571
Same.
>>69568571
was gonna argue but 21 is just as sad t b h
What is the progressive rock of cricket statistics?
>>69568571
>/cric/ has a dedicated, active poomunity free of C9SOC seething fucking casuals
im okay with this
>>69568584
It's because most of the cricket threads here are made up of Australians, and right now there is NRL, AFL, and Union on.
>>69568591
Yeah, instead we have a functioning community of a racist chinese man, a 12 year old indian living in malaysia, a mentally retarded american who wishes he was australian, a depressed 30 year old civil servant, a depressed 20 year old engineering student in a progressive rock band and a bangladeshi from /b/! So much better!
>>69568517
>all the english flags ITT are actually pakis
Don't forget the Malaysian
>>69568600
where are the brits?
What is the best score Pakistan can get that England can chase?Lead of about 200?
>>69568588
Bowling strike rate
>pointless
>archaic
>only losers use it for anything
>>69568616
>Malaysian
He's literally a filthy curry
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>>69568611
Don't worry, I'll be posting on /sp/ more again.
>>69568617
At work.
Haven't been outside for 9 days now lads
>>69568600
>and Union
not sure how this is relevant but yes you are correct
>>69568629
Reminder that /rug/ fucking RUNS /cric/
>>69568629
Well, Union probably has like 1 or 2 Aussie posters, lol.
>>69568635
Kill yourself, kiwi newfaggot.
>>69568635
>he says, using a /cric/ meme
>>69568611
>forgetting gatecuck and B3K
BAKA
>>69568626
>Don't worry, I'll be posting on /sp/ more again
Thank you.
azhar and asad the elite technique twins
>>69568648
>gatecuck
irrelevant
>B3K
imaginary
>>69568654
you cant include the bangladeshi and then say that the balding british paki and gatecunt are irrelevant tb h
How do >we assimilate these British Pakis to support the country they live in, free from war and poverty?
>>69568669
They lack identity
>>69568669
play more pakis in the team.
>>69568669
should have joined them in voting Remain
>>69568669
You can't.
>>69568669
>free from poverty
>>69568669
9 year olds on tap
>>69568680
Momeme and Rashit(he'll be back) isn't enough?
>>69568669
stop up blowing up our mandem
sort out your women
sort out your green meme pitches
>>69568685
Fair point but poverty in Britain is nothing like poverty in Pakistan.
>>69568695
>stop blowing up our mandem
Same goes to you.
>>69568692
will be better if they find some who aren't garbage so the brit pakis can rally behind them, maybe import some from the homeland.
>>69568712
Would Ansari count, or would his status as a halfie work against him?Not sure he's test level anyway.
finn's action looks so fucking shit
arms and legs flailing about all the place, lanky fuck
Reminder that this man is New Zealands greatest ever commentator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwToaT2MDR4
>>69568722
> ansari
if he's good enough to make it on the team on his skill and doesn't become a diversity quota selection ala momeem.
>>69568730
Is Danny Morrison related to Danny Hay?
>>69568738
i was in a town called Hay a couple of weeks ago
Will Finn get a wicket?
based woakes is back
Maybe Masood isn't as terrible as I thought
>>69568772
Literally fairweather
what kind of bowler even is steven finn? he isn't quick, doesn't move it and bowls back of a length
Getting extremely nervous lads.I think even if England get them out for a decent score, the batsmen will shit themselves at the sight of Yasir at the crease.
>>69568799
The "English McGrath"
>>69568787
i am 91% sure this is going to be his last test series.
>>69568799
He used to be pure pace and bounce until England coaches fucked up his action (again)
Pakistan should be the de facto number 1 team if they win this series.
>>69568812
Who would you have instead?
>>69568803
mcgrath bowled hit a length and nipped it all over the place. finn seems to be literally chris mpofu tier
>>69568831
Sami Aslam, straight out of the u19 but with a decent technique and fluent play.
>>69568827
The only way I'll be okay with Pakistan winning this series is if they defeat Australia also
>>69568849
as little chance as aus winning in the uae
Hindus literally too chicken to play us in tests.
Imran's son has a jew nose.
>>69568881
dno pak kind of fold against india
>>69568044
>using all your energy on a day one flat track rather than key sessions
This is why Broad is a multiple Ashes winner and an all-time great while you're a sad insecure virgin with a shitty knee
>>69568895
did you just start watching cricket
>>69568884
>not really
lol
>>69568482
Getting a wife is not that hard if you have a decent job and a good sense of humour.
You are forgetting how desperate a woman in her early 30s is.
>>69568904
well in pyjama cricket anyway. india seem to have something mental over them
also i think india are probs quite good again so idk it could probs go either way
>>69568903
>>69568913
Based statscunt
Is there a worse commentator than Rameez Raja?
Moeen will never get dropped because of the SJW backlash.Only way they could do it is by replacing him with another pious Muslim with a beard.
>>69568903
your blatant projection never fails to amuse me
>>69568922
Thanks anon, love to hear from a fan.
I have a bone to pick with that Brit accusing me last night of saying Yasir was overhyped and no better than Lyon. I have never said that, and have consistently stated Yasir to be the best spinner in the world. Lyon's not even in the same league.
Is Nige on suicide watch rn?
>>69568933
kill yourself
>>69568928
that decision in the first innings was kind of unlucky desu
it was literally a leg-breaker round the wicket a batsman on the front foot, how it even hit in line + of hit the stumps im not even sure, i've never really seen anything like it
Gotta remember to stop looking at my reflection. Its way too depressing
>>69568933
stop breathing
The leg break was literally named from a batsmen that broke his leg
>>69568933
>P-P-P-P-PLS STOP BULLYING ME MR BIG STRONG STATSGOD!!!!
Jesus Christ, crawl back into your civil servant reddit shelter already
>>69568957
I was really surprised it was given honestly, didn't look out at all.
>>69568933
oh just fuck off and die krazykuckold, no one on this planet likes you
Waste of a review.
>>69568933
Reddit: the rebuttal
>getting out to Allah
how embarrassing
How do we fix english cricket?
>>69568933
heIIo reddit
>sit down to finally watch the boreblock
>catch ONE ball before the lunch break
ree 2bh
>>69568947
Not really, he's got his 15 minutes of fame and he's earned his place as the man who sunk the United Kingdom.
The rats are always the first to leave the sinking ship.
>fox says coverage will continue on 503
>change to 503
>its bogan jump
BRAVO MURDOCH
>>69568947
its actually taxpayers on suicide watch
no greater feeling than wasting public funds on menial shit
4-0 pak is a good bet with the bookies tbqh
>>69569023
>and he's earned his place as the man who sunk the United Kingdom
in 10 years the Cuckdom will be South Africa-now tier and English players will be fleeing to play for other countries
the irony will be delicious
Is Botham the sexiest 60 year old man in the world?
The Turkish """"coup"""" was a Reichstag-tier false flag to further consolidate Erdogan's power.
/bundes/ runs /cric/ tobidanés
>statshit is a /pol/ poster and tinfoil conspiracist
literally hang yourself you pseudo-intellectual human garbage
>>69569081
i figured it was islamists. real islamists
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-36814258
Inshallah our British brothers will soon lead the world's honour killing total.
Backing Bashar al-Assad and capturing Aleppo is the only way to end the Syrian Civil War.
Anyone still shilling the "Assad must go" meme has exposed themselves as a naive, blithering idiot who knows nothing about the conflict.
>>69569113
i think we can all agree islam has it right on women
just choked on a piece of gum
diets suck balls
A Hillary Clinton presidency will be more catastrophic than a Donald Trump presidency in the long term.
>>69569143
no shit
>>69569104
I doubt it, but it would suit Erdogan perfectly, because then he can grandstand as the "good" Islamist protecting Turkish democracy
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>>69569038
Literally this.
Fucking hell Foxtel is a joke.
Just lost another budapest derby. Fuck sake these teams are literally worse than the A-League
The TPP and TTIP are the way of the future and there is nothing wrong with trade deals that curb China's economic expansion.
go to /pol/
bring something back
>>69569173
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=da3_1468636610
>>69569066
Yeah, I'm sure you're well versed on the EU and fully educated on the matter.
No wait you're a thick cunt like everyone on that prison island
Europe would objectively have been better off under Napoleon's rule.
>>69569195
He's a piece of pseudo intellectual human garbage
>le whites are le minority in le Bongistan like they le are in le South Africa because le /pol/ memes told me so
>>69569195
Kek, goodluck getting a trade deal with them
I for one am eagerly anticipating watching all the London banking firms relocating to Frankfurt
Australia will be a bigger world power than France or England in a 100 years.
>>69569173
rly makes u thikn
>>69569222
so will Uruguay and argentina
>>69569222
LOL
this one made me laugh
>>69569084
/bundes/ is pretty comfy tbqh
>>69569222
Yeah but we'll all be China's slaves by then so it won't make a difference
The 21st Century will be ruled by China and India, culminating in a prolonged Cold War between the two countries.
>pay for foxtel
>dont get cricket
Lads...
Don Bradman was a war dodger who statpadded after all the good players died in the war.
He also couldn't play the short ball.
>>69569257
>put it on cricket channel
>its golf
RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69569262
bradman would literally last two balls against amir
>this awkwardness in the Sky box
Starc is literally 5x the bowler Amir is
How will Pakistan fare against NZ?
>>69569295
New Zealand wins 1-1
>>69569287
>averaged 30 in england over 5 tests
JUST
ask alistair cook or something who has actually played them both who the better bowler, he would 100% say amir
>over 93000 pints of beer have been drunk at Lord's over the past couple of days
All me lads.
>>69569295
Just kidding we'll get steamrolled.
If fucking Australia could wallop us, imagine what a good team like Pakistan could do.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b81_1468627473
nice front view
Starc
>Player of the World Cup
>best left-armer since Akram
>best player on the no1 team in the world
>tall, handsome wog
>millionare
Amir
>literal criminal
>hated by his own team, countrymen and most of the cricketing community
>had his boipussy tested in prison
>will never amount to anything
>ugly manlet with fucked teeth
>gets paid in peanuts
>will never get to play in the IPL
>will never get to play in his own country
Latham
Raval
Williamson
Taylor
Guptill
Watling
Santner
Sodhi
Henry
Southee
Boult
That is a weak as fuck middle order. Why wasn't Andermeme picked.
>>69569308
>bowled with a broken fucking ankle the entire series
gee i wonder why
@69569323
>all of Amir's attributes personal insults
krazykuck is absolutely seething lads
he can't even deny Amir's cricketing superiority
>>69569323
>handsome
Wrong.
b-b-b-but all the greatest bowlers are 5'10"
>Tests:
Amir > Starc
>Memes:
Starc > Amir
>Australia is literally the only country on the planet with at least three good seamers
really makes you think
>>69569320
watch 23-24
he has no idea
then you see his legs taken out
fked up
cant wait until Amir gets exposed in Brismeme
The Gabba is literally an impenetrable fortress
Friendly reminder that a disgraced convicted criminal still makes better life decisions than Mitchell Starc.
Can't hoax the Woakes.
>qandeel baloch BTFO
nice
meh
europe has fallen
stay in the country lads
Wasim said Mark Taylor was the best opener he bowled to
>>69569435
Europe is shit. Glad we left
how many runs will england lose by?
Cricket became shit after South Africa lost to Australia in that World Cup Semi Finals somewhere in early 2000. That was the greatest match ever and the be all end all of cricket.
Not been watching since then, is South Africa still GOAT?
>>69568918
pakistan have a better record overall in both tests and odis against india
still 11-0 in international trophy competitions though
>>69569574
worst post i've ever read
>>69569584
>11-0 in international trophy competitions
India lost in the Asian test championship thoough
>>69569574
it was 99 you dip
>>69569574
>doesn't even know when the WC was held
kys and go watch more european football you piece of shit
wtf is Younus doing with that crouch and leap
>>69569635
its called elite footwoork
>>69569633
I bet you watch Kabbadi, fag
>>69569648
no. this is elite footwork
>>69569705
ahahaha is this real???
>Australia's greatest ever left armer got spanked by a fleet-footed 40 year old
wew lad
>New Zealands greatest ever opening bowling partnership was outbowled by Mitchell Marsh
wew lad
I think there were dodgy decisions involved in England's 275 all out
>>69569797
not really. they were all out
Why?
woahkes
>6(40)
>mfw Woakes is a good player
Fuck boreblock is so shit.
what's that thing on woakes' back?
>>69569930
his bra
YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS
MEMEBAH OUT FOR A DUCK!
HA HA - what a madman.
>Chokeistan
every fucking time
id probably kill myself if i supported Pakistan
>>69569949
are bras usually worn on the back?
>MISBAH
Literally just giving us a massive lifeline in this game
shouldn't have done that...
127/4
ISLAM ON ISLAM VIOLENCE HAS TO STOP
>Moeen balding
he is going to look hilarious once he goes full
>Misbah is their most important batsman
Gower confirmed Channel 9-tier casual
glad he is getting fired
Is this many maiden overs normal for test cricket or are the bongs shutting down pakistan's offense?
>>69570038
PAK are going at 1.87
That is literally snail pace. They are choking
absolutely terrible batting
they came out a bundle of nerves with a lead of 70 on a flat pitch. sad!
anyone know if essex have any decent international players atm?
>>69570085
Alastair Cook's alright
>>69570085
dont listen to >>69570102
Bopara is Essex's GOAT
GOAT UMPIRE
>>69570069
trip on Jynn
>>69570102
>>69570110
meant players who would be playing tonight
daily reminder there's nothing gay about hunting out the quality dick when looking for a porno
Is /cric/ experiencing a renaissance?
You can see what that wicket means to Finn.
>this fucking choke
oh wow
>>69570265
Or non-wicket.
B T F O
T
F
O
Finn on suicide watch
this umpire is a joke
dubs confirm pakis all out for 180
british paki amirfag on suicide watch
If Steven Finn were flavoured with juniper berries, he'd be Steven Gin.
Tipping England in a "close one"
>>69570330
switching the gimmick to Poo peeland are we?
trip on
If Asad Shafiq was an Israeli spy, he'd be Mossad Shafiq
>>69570315
he is the balding british paki
get your pseudotrips right, thanks
>>69570315
meh, no more wickets before tea and they're still heavy favourites
>this west indies A cricketer
>>69569705
what am i looking at here?
>>69570436
what do you think you're looking at?
>>69570432
Forrest Whitaker has hit some hard times as of late
Ball has been pretty unfortunate not to have a wicket so far tbqh
>>69570448
some paki throwing a ball like a retard and some aussie hitting said ball randomly with a piece of wood
>>69570202
concentrate on the game stuart
some tasty grannies in the crowd
>Pakistan have never lost a Test when Misbah-ul-Haq makes a century
>They have also never won a Test when Misbah-ul-Haq makes a duck
DRAW CONFIRMED
>YOUNUS 20 (2570)
I'm getting lots of pop-up ads for sexy slavs, is this where Daniel got the bug?
>>69570477
yeah
>>69570565
That would imply Ivana is sexy lad
>>69570587
hey, don't be mean, she's good looking for a horse
im not sure what this webm is so im dumping it
>>69570587
>the Ivana meme has spread to the other side of the planet
we've done g*d's work lads
Umar Akmal is the most talented Pakistani batsman there is but will probably never play Tests again because he is mentally fucking retarded
he could have been as good as Smith/Root/Kane/Kohli/Warner etc
>>69570587
I figure it's like a bonghead scraping the black shit out of the chamber to get a headrush.
Also Daniel will be destroying pussy in a few years if he keeps with the music and away from here and also keeps his nice guy shtick underneath and become a cunt. Forget prog and embrace protopunk Dan, you can thank me later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlbunmCbTBA
>>69570652
his brain is part of his make-up and therefore his talent
>>69570652
>he could have been as good as kohli
So not very, then
>>69570673
this baka at dualists
Need to get Shafiq out of there before he causes too much damage.
>>69570696
Kohli is going to cement his place as a GOAT over the next 12 months
cap this post
Smith>Kohli>Root>Kane
tb h
>>69570718
yh pak will only score 30 more after the next wicket falls (a cameo from sarfraz)
Absolutely honour killing this bowling, based.
>struggling this much with a champagne bottle
baka
worst stuffing since rotherham
Younus will win it for the stan inshallah
reckon pakistan will win if they get past 160 desu
considering yasir shah, stanis already have enough.
did devilliers get a hair transplant or is it a wig?
2016
few years ago
looks more like a wig to me desu, or a very impressive transplant
>>69570969
>>69570956
i dont see the difference
hairline is the same in both, 2016 his hair is just longer and the picture is from a higher angle which covers it up a bit more
>>69570956
>>69570969
it's just the longer hair hiding his hairline
>>69571027
nah theres a lot more density there. have confirmed from other pics. hes had a transplant
SHAFIQ ATTACK
>>69570969
shit head of hair in the first place, but Moeen's got a fine head of hair, if he loses that he's lost everything.
is there a more unappealing test match series than an indian tour to the west indies
>>69571126
Anything involving 2 of Bangladesh, Lanka, Zimbabwe, WI and India.
>>69571126
someone do a power ranking of every tour
>englel losing to a 2 man team(asad and yasir)
I like the UK a lot lads
>>69571280
we don't believe you, sadiq
Pretty cool tb h lads
Decent strategy this imo, making sure momeme keeps his place.
this fucking match
>play a 100 balls and do fuck all with it
this is why test cricket needs to die
>>69571186
*spreadsheeting intensifies*
>>69571373
indians are the worst cricket posters on the internet
completely disgusting with their worshipping of the cricketing degeneracy that is pyjama cricket
>>69571408
pakiland and bangla are worse tbqh
atleast we have the raw numbers that watch test cricket
>>69571408
But I love test cricket m8
>>69571408
>I watch test cricket.
>>69567617
I LIIIIVE!
>there's people right now arguing about whether cr7 is a pedophile or not instead of watching this game
>>69571500
>i am white
why does ESPN getting all hard over Ray Donovan? Shit show to be honest.
>>69571238
>forgetting Misbah
>>69571578
more like Pokemon Gay.
>>69571585
>arguing over if cr7 is a pedophile
U wot m8
>>69571578
literally a fad
its not even about nostalgia, people literally playing it because other people are, the game is shit
>>69571629
dunno just a thread i saw earlier
>>69571641
i was in a park in the suburbs at like 1am last night and it was full of people playing it because there was a gym there and my mate put down one of those things which attract pokemon
never seen anything like it so i downloaded it this morning but now the servers are down
Pakistan have got this.
mashallah brothers
Pakistan will win
>>69571744
Inshallah
Allah akbar ki jai
I wasn't joking lads
>>69571904
Haha you absolute madman
>>69571445
>pakiland and bangla are worse tbqh
The level of degeneracy is the same.
Don't deny this you malu cunt.
270 is kill
>>69571696
I met some Chinese kid at 2am and had a chat, I think the whole >le bringing people out meme is overblown, social interaction doesn't mean shit if all you talk about is some weeb shite from the 90s.
morning lads
>>69570349
there he goes!
>>69572126
night lad!
>>69571373
>country with a 100 crore people and do fuck all with it
this is why bharat mata needs to get btfo
>>69572200
>so hungry for attention you reply twice
here (you) go lad
Why do they keep spouting this retarded 13 match wickect """""record""""""?
Is Sarfraz the ugliest cricketer of all time?
>>69572230
it's not a record, you fucking spastic. they're just comparing the stats of someone who's playing his 13th test to the stats of other bowlers after 13 matches
>>69572247
Its almost cheating picking an asian, from the current caucasian crop it has to be Lythe
>>69572276
fuck off racist prick
>>69572215
>I'm a degenerate malu scum who has nothing better for a comeback other than using the attention card
Here (you) go pajeet
>>69572307
what's malu
1-0
>>69567576
The Asians aren't all bad, Kohli is pretty good looking and even Misbah is alright in a silver fox sort of way, I bet even Khawaja still gets a shag now and again.
>>69572247
Yeah Lyon ain't great but Sarfraz is a legitimate goblin m8.
>>69572307
b-but you did reply twice
>crowd cheating
>>69572343
her underwear is showing, you should delete this, could be quite embarrassing for her
>Pooert Pootd
>>69572343
>you will never give that a sniff
>>69572340
> Malu or Mallu is a term referring to Malayalees, who come largely from the South Indian state of Kerala.
Like Gujju, Mallus have migrated to far off places in search of better opportunities.
According to an oft related joke, just as Neil Armstrong was keeping his foot on the Moon and begining his famous expression, A small step for man...," a Mallu Tea shop owner came over and asked him - Hey, do you want Tea or Coffee?
>that pakistan chant
fucking cringe!
>>69572540
>Being this salty.
>>69572247
>>69572540
why is the 12th most common female name in bangladesh 'voodoo doll'
Johnny Bellendstow
finn losing his shit
What did Finn say?
>>69571904
Make me a poliwhirl
>>69572683
he politely asked bairstow to fuck his shit up
>>69572697
reasonable
Was surrounded by white people today. Felt pretty weird desu
>tfw you will never ever be as cool as this man
bet he is drowning in clunge every night
>>69572126
>>69572149
Afternoon lads
>>69572742
He's spoon fed the stuff
>>69572742
There's a man whose natural enemy is sunlight.
>>69572742
MCC member. More than I'll get.
>>69572717
Hello malu
>>69572837
we should make a game called 'fanny or burger', i think it would be good fun
>woakes is actually good
apologize /cric/
>>69572967
sowwey
Nina on pooicide watch
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
>dat review
Watson tier tßh
Just got in from work lads, how're we doing?
Oh wait it's Saturday and we're still in the shit
>>69573136
>working on a saturday
are you poor?
Based Woakes lads am I right????
COME ON ENGLAND AUSFALIA SRI LOLNKA PEE POOLAND POO IN LOO SAF CHOKFRRICA , TENDIES BANGLELDESH PAKIS NEEDS NOT REPLY
YOU ARE ALL FAGGOTS
if you think england have any chance of chasing this you're wrong
>Based Fucking Woakes now has a lower test bowling average than the Criminal Scum Mohammed Amir
>>69573299
if you think this poster is white you are wrong
I'm not white lads
crickets over
wtf is a cricket
>>69574225
A bug you can hear chirping every time you tell a joke.
Also please watch our sport.
brb downing a bottle of whiskey and passing out so it's tomorrow and the cricket is on again
>>69574021
>tfw no gf to go to Lord's test matches with.
>>69574283
this tb˙h
>>69574318
i'm sure i will literally never reach such glorious heights feelsbadman
>>69568881
yr granpa was hindu, najam
>>69575101
i have mongoloid ancestry
>>69575432
>muh khanate
>mongloid
Kek, you're alright fella
>>69567660
this 100%
>>69573157
>not identifying that classic meme
fresh
Reminder that I was right about Woakes and krazykrejza was wrong.
