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Pakistan 339 & 8/214 (77.0 ov)
England 272
Pakistan lead by 281 runs with 2 wickets remaining
video of the day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7lRQFTpntg
>putting wickets before runs
Who the fuck is nina
Is this semen slurping sport for me
>>69577692
A match can last for 5 days and end in a draw, you tell me
>>69577626
>not putting the most important column first
>being this contrarian
>>69577692
please watch our sport
As an American, I know everything about cricket, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the history, the players, the grounds, countries and rules. I can't even begin to tell you how many people I have pwned in my 10 years on /sp/ but let me tell you it's a lot, a hell of a lot. For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of cricket facts and figures, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow /sp/artans, surely you've all seen me relentlessly push /cric/ on /sp/ for years now and seen my superior knowledge of the game and seen my sharp wit and clever use of greentxt at play. Surely you have seen me post picture after picture of stats and facts that prove how GOAT Australia, Sydney, cricket and myself are, an it's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all respect me an have huge amounts of admiration for me and my posting abilities, as a great man once said, I'm responsible for 90% of sports posts on /sp/, well I said it but you know it's true anyway. I'd just like you also to know I'd appreciate it if you asked my permission when starting a thread about cricket, Olympics, any Australian generals or anything really, to be safe just run everything though me as I am the man around here, Please could you also tell all the new trips that I am the example they must live up to an to follow my lead of informative and interesting posting skills, well I'm off to play some WoW
>>69577704
i posted in another /cric/ last night and someone told me to not watch tests and just watch t20s.
I'm bedridden with the flu this weekend so might as well post in this seemingly empty general
Hello is this the /bundesnina/ thread?
>>69577730
Well T20 is fun but it's also meme cricket, strategy goes right out the window and you swing for 6's (home runs) every time. Test Cricket is the purest form and you have to balance defence and offence to build up a decent score, losing all 10 of your batters with only 150~ runs would be a catastrophe.
It's a pretty relaxed sport with lots of banter though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aralMOHw0iU
>>69577730
Just got into cricket myself, it is the comfiest game there is once you familiarise yourself with all the rules (like leg before wicket lbw)
>>69577770
alri
>Test cricket lasts 5 days
Why do they allow this. People have things to do with their lives
>>69577795
It doesn't necessarily have to last 5 days but that is the maximum time allowed for each team to complete 2 innings, if time is up and the innings aren't complete then it is a draw.
>>69577795
thats sort of the point
it was originally made by British aristocrats who had nothing to do during the day and needed something to fill the week up
>>69577840
>>69577862
Okay, but test matches are supposed to be more tactical?
I mean, I've watched some World Cup matches (the one that happened in Aus/NZ recently??).
I remember Australia had this one really fast bowler named Starc who was fun to watch.
I'm also Indian by ancestry so I know Virat Coolie and Sourav Ganguly and the other guy who is good who retired.
Overall I enjoyed watching Starc the most, fast bowling is actually pretty damn enjoyable.
Warner
Burns
Khawaja
Smith
Voges
M Marsh
Nevill
O'Keefe
Starc
Hazlewood
Lyon
literally who can stop >us? Shit Lanka gonna get washed. India aswell
Are world cup formats the same as T20? What is the difference between WC and T20 matches?
>>69577907
Yes Test Cricket is way more tactical.
>>69577929
There is a T20 World Cup and an ODI World Cup.
>>69577950
>T20 World Cup and an ODI World Cup.
Was the one in Aus/NZ in 2015 T20 or ODI?
>>69577907
Starc is a tall, handsome wog and the best bowler of his generation and as you said a 145+kp/h bowler. He is much better than Amir who is struggling to hold 135 kp/h
the three best bowlers of the current generation are literally all Australian (Starc, Hazlewood, Cummins)
>>69577962
That was ODI.
>5 posters
>one is an american who doesn't know anything about cricket
>another is a kiwi who made one shitpost and then fucked off
nice "poomunity"
>>69577984
>He is much better than Amir
literally who/what nationality?
Starc is a Slovene by descent, that is interesting. I thought that wogs in Australia stuck to soccer and shit while the Anglos/Paddies stuck to cricket
>martin crowe and colin meads dead in the same year
Will nz sport ever recover?
>>69578034
hey how r u doing can u bump this thread more so the thirdworlders (Pakistan, India) can see the thread and post in here
>>69577795
It's literally no different from like a 5-match series in baseball. It needs to be that long because otherwise a true winner can't be found. I really don't know why people get so hung up about it when so many sports have like 5 or 7-match series.
>>69578053
Indians are the most powerful race on this planet.
FACT.
It is nearly morning in India
FACT.
When they wake up and drop their superior cricket knowledge in this thread you will run with your tail between your legs.
FACT.
>>69578037
>I thought that wogs in Australia stuck to soccer and shit while the Anglos/Paddies stuck to cricket
ebin meme, ethnicity doesnt actually mean anything in Australia. I'm from a European family and I grew up playing cricket
most aussie kids play all sports. they only one they are really forced to pick between is soccer and either rugby league/afl depending on the state.
cricket and the football codes do not compete at all. There are two wogs in the current Australian Test squad, one paki and whatever the fuck Nathan Coulter-Nile is.
>>69578090
based krazywog
>>69578080
Yes, but how long are test matches played in a day? How many hours?
>>69578126
90 overs
>>69577795
>People have things to do with their lives
British aristocrats literally don't. A 5-day match fills the hours pretty good.
>>69578082
Are Indian posters butthurt and annoying in /cric/
>>69578037
Amir is the guy everyone's been talking about
This is a good article that explains why he's a big deal in american terms
https://thecauldron.si.com/fallen-angels-and-prodigal-sons-197d3cb2f23a#.5ovayg4om
>>69578126
6 hours a day. It seems like a lot but it really isn't that much.
>>69578126
From 10 am until about 6.30 am, it depends on how dark it gets. There is a lunch break and a tea break of course.
>>69578146
6.30 pm*
>>69578138
like you wouldn't believe
>>69578037
>literally who/what nationality?
Amir is a punjabi manlet subhuman
He is playing for Pakistan in the curreng match. He is a career criminal, gang member and literally hated by his own team
>>69578142
LOL that article seems like it was directly catered to Americans like me. Interesting read
>Comparing Pakistan to Ohio
Not really much difference between those two places if we're talking about overall depressing shittiness
>>69578175
Good. My hatred for Pakistanis grows now. I find it funny how he's still able to play after being implicated in a fucking scandal like that
>>69578179
It was for an american journal, and the guy writing it's american. I do feel like the American sports fans are missing out on a pretty enormous story with Amir. His entire arc is straight from a dramatic sports film.
>>69578193
It's because he was elite, and as much as everyone wants to shun him for his actions, tons of people just want to watch him being elite again.
>>69578193
>I find it funny how he's still able to play after being implicated in a fucking scandal like that
He did just finish serving a 5 year ban for it tbf
also went to prison and had his boipussy stretched
>>69578193
>unironically hating any flag
Do american's not understand the concept of commonwealth bants?
>>69578193
>My hatred for Pakistanis grows now.
Literally the only people on the planet who would be improved by being considered Indian.
>>69578223
not gonna lie lad, i fucking hate malaysian flags
>>69578223
>unironically hating any flag
I'm a Hindpoo by descent so obviously I hate Pakis on an unironic, visceral level.
>>69578223
Englishman living in the colonies here.
They literally do not understand banter at all. It's considered rude. They take every statement at face value.
>>69578253
Kek, fucking this
When I lived in BSA took me awhile to realise that most of them would be genuinely, unironically insulted by a bit of light bantz
its literally the mother of all PC societies
>>69578238
Me you lad, me too
>>69578246
You're a confused 2nd gen faggot mate, none of the pakis or indians i know hate each other.
>>69578238
Malay's aren't /cric/ so that is fine
>>69578253
What's your favourite brand of tea? My aunt living in Dallas imports Yorkshire Tea every month
>>69578205
>>69578209
So basically, to get down to brass tacks
>Amir is an elite bowler from Pakistan
>actually has talent
>gets involved in a scummy matchfixing scandal
>gets caught
>boipussy stretched in prison
>after 5 years he's all clear
>is playing again now
>>69578280
>You're a confused 2nd gen faggot mate
Relax, I was poking fun at Hindus hating on Pakistan despite being equally ass-backwards
But I actually do hate Muslims for the most part, they're all shit and never assimilate over here, except for Iranis.
WHY
WHY
WHYYYYYYY
DELILAH
>>69578286
spotfixing, not matchfixing. its quite different
he deliberately bowled no-balls. whilst obviously still corruption, what he did had no real (direct) impact on the outcome of the game. match-fixing would be alot worse and require a far more concerted effort
>>69578280
They have Teavana here, which is a sort of Starbucks for tea. They sell some loose leaf teas which are actually quite decent.
They may not understand banter but the 300 million of them can't all be savages.
>>69578312
>spotfixing, not matchfixing. its quite different
Yeah I just read a Wiki article asserting the differences rn, i understand the situation
>>69578317
>Teavana
This place is a known hotspot for whiny hipster faggots.
>>69578355
Go in. Buy tea. Leave.
I can't control the clientèle.
In all honesty, though, Americans really are some of the nicest people I've ever met. Very open and genuine. They go out of their way to make you feel welcome, even if the results don't quite match the efforts. My neighbors respectfully now refer to association football as "your football" instead of "soccer".
(I work in Raleigh, North Carolina, which is in the South.)
>>69578404
Yeah people from North Carolina are very nice. Raleigh is actually a super nice area, I had the opportunity to work for a branch in my company in Raleigh-Durham's research triangle area. Very pretty place with nice people from what I hear. You live in one of the nicer parts of the country (by nicer i mean how the people act). Take a trip north to the New England/Mid-Atlantic area where I am and people are kind of assholes desu.
>>69578175
Reminder that a disgraced career criminal still makes better life choices than Mitchell Starc.
krazykrezja can't find any cricketing flaws with the Prophet Mohammad GOATmir so he has to resort to petty insults to demean him.
Sad!
>>69578307
t. Shiraz Alireza
>>69578452
>>69578404
>Americans really are some of the nicest people I've ever met. Very open and genuine.
I completely agree but honestly it unsettled me a bit because I couldn't tell if it was genuine or not. American customer service in particular is world-class and I could never tell whether them being so polite and friendly was genuine or just a contrived effort to get extra shekels. Possibly both really
I'm only talking about the big cities btw. In the mid-west it was definitely genuine. Some of the best people I've ever met are from there
Is Jake Ball related to my sweaty balls?
honestly he was alot better than Fartmir
>>69578404
>>69578452
>>69578666
Agreed, I wish Americans from the mid-west would play cricket, I reckon they would appreciate the laid back pace.
That's my opinion based on two months in america though
>>69578574
Starcs anger levels and choice in dumpster-fire tier women leads me to surmise that his penis is smaller than a quails egg.
>>69578761
It's a very interesting place. Basically every American redneck cliche you can think of is true
My sister went to highschool in Nebraska. I remember when visiting there was literally 1(one) nigger in the form. I remember at lunchtime him walking past the table I was sitting at and about half the kids snickered and made a bunch of crude racist remarks. sad!
>>69578815
Surely kids are little shits no matter where you go.
>>69578895
I mean I went to school in a chinese ghetto in Sydney so there were jokes but still that level of overt racism surprised me
Is /cric/ more impressed by Messi or Woakes?
Upcoming Test Matches and how you guys can help me!
I don't know if you guys remember me or not but I'm the user from about two or three months ago who's an American interested in cricket and wanted to invest some time into actually watching matches.
For the first time it what seems like ages and i have a free weekend coming up and saw that there's two very interesting test matches and I need your guys help to decide which one I should invest my time into since I have the availability to watch both. The two choices are between
Day 1 Test 1 : West Indies vs India
Or
Day 1 Test 2 : Pakistan vs England
Which do you guys think is more interesting to watch/has the better story lines for an American with no allegiances to any of the teams involved?
>A few years ago, Nair tuned in to an Indian Premier League match to watch his favourite cricketer – Adam Gilchrist – play and happened to see Sunil Narine bowl for the first time. The West Indian off-spinner took a bag of wickets and greatly impressed the then 15-year-old Nair who started to follow him closely. Nair was already a fixture in NSW's state under-age squads as a batsman who dabbled in part-time leg-spin, but, inspired by Narine, he switched to off-spin and started trying to teach himself the carrom ball.
wow, a talent already ruined by the IPL
havent seen this kid play yet either, be interesting to see how he goes
It takes a special breed of scoundrel to make one pity the Arabs but boy, do the Israelis achieve it.
>>69577613
who is this sermon german?
>>69580799
West Indies and India are 2 of the most uninspiring test teams although they have quite exciting white ball styles of play.
Stick to England vs Pakistan.
>>69581500
England vs Pakistan makes a great match-up because England is full of memes while Pakistan is a far more measured, conservative form of play.
It's pretty much the antithesis of what the two countries are like in reality.
>>69581539
the fact that Pakistan is pretty damn good at Test cricket and laughably rubbish at pyjama memes is a feat of great irony
cricket is gay
>>69577782
You like 9 years old or something?
Wanna Skype? (;
goooooooooooooood afternoon lads!
Daily reminder that Kashmiris are being killed in their homes by Indian Forces.
>>69581595
it makes sense.
The playing style of test cricket hasn't fundamentally changed like pyjama, meaning Pakistan can still follow the ways of the past and remain successful.
The same conservatism and inability to adapt with the rest of the world dearly costs them in pyjama, particularly when it comes to fitness.
since we have less then 4 hours to go before the match, let's dump the worst cricket jerseys of all time. I'll start.
>>69581715
Literally what is the purpose of nearly nuking each other over some fucking mountains
>>69581718
their exclusion from the IPL is probably one of the principal reasons they are so bad at pyjama
its also a great shame that the current Pak & India teams wont play Tests. It would be a great contest irrespective of where it was played
honestly id probably rather watch a PAK/IND series rather than another Ashes series
>>69581715
may be they should do their work quietly instead of pelting stones.
>>69581778
> Israel tier justifications.
>>69581830
>a terrorist is killed
>idiots love him because he is fighting for a "greater cause".
>start pelting stones on army.
>cry when army kills them back.
>paki official go to cry in UNO
Hey i remember all of you. How are you all?
I havn't been outside for 10 days now
>>69581877
that you threadcunt?
Uni starts tomorrow lads
>>69581895
I'm not sure m8
>>69581899
Better get your nu-male uniform ready
>>69581899
same here
Have an internship starting tomorrow. Will have to make do with TMS.
Got some gyprock to install tomorrow. Ironing my hi vis now
>>69581922
interning with the Haqqani network?
>>69581926
> Taliban literally did nothing wrong.
My teeth hurt but im to poor to go to the dentist
>>69581899
rendezvous at 1300 on level 4 laddie
>>69582009
Got a meet at 1400 and probs need to head straight there after my 1300 finish (it's at jewmarket), maybe shads later?
>>69582023
yeah mate, split a cheeky $5 jug
>tfw no cricket version of FM
280 seems like too much for Englel to chase
Yesterday was a good day of cricket though
>>69582060
its been a really good test tbqh
>>69582060
They need to get the two wickets super fast otherwise they're fucked. If they get them both in the first over we've got a cracker ahead. 2 days to score 280, Cook will go full autism for sure.
growing a beard for the first time in years lads
feels glorious
>>69582030
Sweet m8 see you there
notice how there is a correlation between boring sports and boring countries?
>>69582067
they can chase anything under 350 tbqh
>>69582083
>t. fox sports facebook comments section casual
>>69582070
t. Nu-male
>>69582091
fantastic post
>>69582097
>Criticizes a post with this fantastic rebuttal
>Fantastic post m8
>>69582109
there was nothing to refute
so hyped for the 4th day lads
>>69582127
Same but my internet data ran out and its running slow now so i can't watch it
>>69582134
>Australian internet
whats your cap?
>>69582143
50gb a month. What about you?
>>69582157
500
never get close to using it though
>>69582169
I use about 1.5gig a day so it usually lasts till the last couple days
>>69582175
are you able to upgrade it if you cap it for the month?
id probably do it if I were you, this is a pretty good match
>>69582157
wew lad
I remember when we had 50gig caps
in like 2006
>data caps
lmao
>Malay's aren't /cric/ so that is fine
Dankush on Pooicide watch.
>>69582213
this, lol
brb moving to Auckland to deep-dick Nina, wish me luck lads!
>>69582213
>>69582244
There is literally no practical need for ultra-fast internet. It's a complete waste of resources. What's the point of having 1000mb/s down 300mb/s up? So you can download the skynet mainframe?
There is literally nothing wrong with copper networks
cock
Game over with that cock wicket.
daily reminder that there's elite dick and there's subpar dick, just like there's elite bowlers and subpar bowlers
>>69582266
lol no its not England will win
>>69582272
THG is that you?
>Root plays a glorious drive
>gets booed
I cannot fucking stand the treasonous, ungrateful, petty """English""" """"""crowd"""""""
>>69582272
Doubt it.When do you last remember England chasing down a score like this at Lords?I resigned to a loss by the time they worked up a lead of about 250.
>Britsharias
pak choked their 2nd innings
eng might win
>>69582290
>muh history
dont give a fuck, its irrelevant
Englands batting is good. Pakistans bowling is erratic. Score isn't that big. England will win
Amir is bowling absolute tripe
cant believe that balding Paki tried to tell me he is better than Starc
>>69582302
This bait is so weak I feel like an idiot even pointing it out as bait.
>>69582322
he's gonna take a wicket in a minute
book it
>>69582302
It's all well and good when Messi isn't bowling but they'll shit themselves when he starts.Cook and to a lesser extent Root are the only decent players of the spin.With Cook gone it's a big ask.
Fales
hale's technique is awful
no composure or balance at the crease at all, stick to t20 m8
>>69582290
England's highest chase at Lord's is 280, which is also the second highest ever chase at Lord's. Highest is an outlier of 340
It's not likely. I'd say 75/25 towards Pakistan at the moment.
Fales doesn't even count as a wicket. England will still win
>FALES
>>69582302
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relative noob here, why is it so much harder to chase around 300 in tests than ODIs?
>>69582302
scores are lowering as the match goes on and it's not an easy pitch to score on at all. yasir is going to suffocate them and amir will chip in. england will lose by 80 runs
>>69582302
>Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good
>England's hope rest on Cuckfield with an average of 14
JUST
>>69582362
because the wicket has had 4 days of deterioration. There's already uneven bounce on display. Messi will cause England trouble
ODI/T20 pitches are deliberately prepared as absolute roads to maximise runs scored. Not so in Test cricket
>>69582362
Because the pitch has taken a battering for 3+ days.
>>69582362
No shitty field restrictions, no shitty white ball that doesn't swing or spin
>>69582362
pitch quality mostly
also maybe something to do with field placements i guess, not really sure because i dont know much about pyjama cricket
match over friends
>>69582373
KEK, look how quickly he changes his tune everyone
Hafeez claps like such a faggot
>>69582373
>>69582374
>>69582377
>>69582386
cheers m8s
>>69582377
>No shitty field restrictions
wtf does that have to do with anything. the fielding restrictions stop the captain putting all the fielders on the boundary. no sane captain would ever do that in Tests anyway unless the opposition was 0/300 or something
you're right about the ball though
Cuckfield to save the day with a flawless century desu
>>69582362
> No bowling restrictions
> No powerplay shit
> Pitch is older
> No fielding restrictions
>engshit 2 down already
>shah hasn't even bowled yet
kek, should englel just forfeit the entire series?
It's so disheartening knowing Vince and Ballance are 4 and 5.
>>69582260
Cuck
what is this new trend of having gaps in the slip cordon? seems kind of silly when an edge flies through a gap for a boundary
>Durham's brave Scott Borthwick currently spanking James Anderson in the county championship
Literally just ship him in right now tbqh lads
so shitposting aside, England team for the next test?
Cook
Trescothick
Root
Bairstow
Borthwick
Buttler(injured?)/Foakes (wk)
Stokes
Woakes
Rashid
Bread
Blanderson
>>69582428
I don't know why he wasn't brought in the first place desu.
>>69582435
>shitposting aside
>Trescothick
>>69582442
Had two shit games in a row, Ballance scored a hundred. Ballance was millimetres away from being picked over Compton in SA so I think he was always next in line. It was still an awful selection though, they should be prepping Borthwick for the India tour.
Whats the score? My capped internet is to slow to load the score on cricinfo
>>69582461
36-2
>>69582454
you still havent given me one good reason why he shouldn't be picked
do you honestly believe that at the present moment in time Alex Hales is better than him or there is a better alternative sitting somewhere in County cricket?
>inb4 Lyth
>>69582470
Thanks Mohammed
>>69582435
Cook
Hales*
Root
Borthwick
Bairstow
Stokes
Ali*
Woakes
Foakes
Broad
Anderson
*both of these COULD be dropped too if you're being ruthless but I wouldn't do it yet. Lyth returning for Hales and Rashid in for Ali.
bring back kp
>>69582478
>wicketkeeper @ 9
ebin
>>69582473
No it's just a retarded decision, and is never going to happen in a million years so there's no point in even considering it. If Cook gets suspended for his over rate I might agree for a one-off but England aren't going to bring in a stop-gap for this kind of series.
>>69582488
Stokes, Ali and Woakes all have FC averages higher than any of the other wicketkeeping options.
literally what is the point of on field umpires anymore. we should just let the third umpire do everything
8 inch long. 6 inch around. foreskin should be there but not not too much of it, should smooth out nicely behind the glans
#elite
>>69582509
Who will get in the way of punch-ups and hold the bowler's jumper?
>>69582506
>but England aren't going to bring in a stop-gap for this kind of series
why not? its the perfect type of series for a stop-gap. Chris Rogers was fairly useful for Australia when he was brought in as a stop-gap for the Ashes. Misbah was given the captaincy @ what, 38?
you develop players in the gimme series' against Shit Lanka and New Zealand. Play proven players in the important matches
>>69582535
I would support it, for meme purposes, but it won't happen. Don't even think they've thought of it.
>>69582514
would you trade it for a 5inch cock if it meant you stopped balding?
>boreblock fielding
This is why any sport that allows old men to play is an utter joke
>>69582604
Is 31 considered old?
How old are all of you anyway?
>>69582604
>I HATE TEST CRICKET I S-SWEAR
So why are you fucking watching it at 11:20 then m8
Cook
Hales
Root
BitchGOD
Cuckfield
Stokes
Ali
Swattler
Woakes
Broad
Anderson
>he's been running down the middle of the pitch
shows 4 shots of him just touching the edge of the danger zone
>>69582638
I have it on ironically while writing my article.
>>69582641
Do you think the cuck will improve going forward?Or is it just the lack of other options?
>>69582654
Writing shitty music opinions on a blog isn't an "article" daniel
England will win
that drop was the turning point
100 partnership coming up, Cuckfield to BTFO all doubters
>>69582638
>I LEFT 4CHAN I S-SWEAR!!!!
Why'd she leave you, Cuckiel?
>>69582670
The latter.
He hasn't impressed me at all, but then again you can say that about half the English team that ended up being good.
Give him the summer before writing him off. Drop Ballance's skinnyfat ass though.
Reminder that Ian Bell should be recalled
>>69582676
>she
who?
>poot
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
>POOT
How fucking dumb do you have to be fall for that again Jesus
Kane confirmed as the most cerebral of the Four Horsemen
>poop
>>69582302
>Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good >Englands batting is good
asad shafiq> joe root
#elitetruthbomb
>>69582692
>le one good series man
'no'
>>69582709
you mean Kane Williamson who was outscored by Nathan Lyon in the most important match in his nations history?
you mean Kane Williamson who was ruthlessly exposed by Jackson Bird and Mitchell Marsh?
Never looked comfortable
It's ogre
gg wp no re
is rahat ali elite?
>>69582675
(You)
So introduce me to this semen slurping sport.
>>69582722
>you mean Kane Williamson who was outscored by Nathan Lyon in the most important match in his nations history?
When? Nathan Lyon was caught at slip for 0 in the Adelaide test.
>>69582722
KEK, literally furious
I like how even a flippant comment triggers you into unironically spouting this garbage
Run away back to plebbit, little boy
>>69582736
Get an american flag first
kane williamson and asad shafiq are the best technicians in the game right now
>>69582739
>cant dismiss a number 11 on a raging seamer
kek
>cant dismiss a literal cripple on a raging seamer
KEK
Does Messi have a semi on?
pakistan are elite and defending run chases
>it's a krazykike gets BTFO in his poodictions so he reminisces about the past as a distraction from his objective wrongness episode
who is the best umpire in world cricket and why is it Richard Illingworth?
Cricket is gay and so is anime.
Semen slurping is straight
Kane Williamson is elite and Germanic.
Steve Smith is a tiny-dicked Finngoloid.
England will win. Basedstow is going to play the knock of the century. Cuckfield and Fatllance doubters are going to get BTFO
>>69582773
KEK, the absolute fucking state of you
I have legit never seen a more pathetic being on /cric/ in 4 years. Sad!
this man literally had a Kiwi admitted into the psych ward.
it took two months for him to rehab. Lest we forget.
>>69582813
which kiwi?
>>69582813
>file.png
Nice to see you back, gatebitch
>>69582821
you're right, that's confusing
i should have said islamic chink
>>69582836
>Johnmeme is FINISHED
based fucking statsbro
theyre playing for the win, why the f dont they have a 3rd slip?
Dennis Lillee is a poor man's Richard Hadlee
Kurwa
Is Matt Parkinson elite?
>>69582902
Nice proxy
>>69582902
get banned did we, devvo lad?
If we can somehow damage shah so he can't bowl to Barstow we will win, these seamers will get destroyed by da bear but he seems incapable of playing shah
Can Pune get back to winning ways, /sp/?
Based Cuckfield
>>69582940
>Hermione Cockburn born in Cuckfield
You literally cannot make this up.
Okay seriously chujowy
Cuckfield will score 100, Woakes will get a not out 50 to take England to the win. Cap this post
>LE FUGG LE GARG FEELD XDD :D :D XDDDDD
literally told you all
>>69583009
>GARG FEELD
I literally don't know what you're trying to say
>reverse swing
oh boy
>>69583042
>things a poolander will never achieve
Lunch time slags?
Why does Englel use mph? Don't they use the metric system?
Wish Panesar wasn't mentally permafucked.>we're up shit creek with no paddle when >we tour the subcontinent.
Whats the score? My internet is to slow to go on another website
>>69583126
3/90
>>69583136
Thanks m8
Root let us down this match what a faggot
Pakistan are going to tank the match. Put some money on England.
t. Bookie
first for a cheeky gritty 50 from gary ballance and all the bbc live text casuals saying they thought he should have been brought back in
>Jonny Kirby: England won't get past 150! Mark my words.
I don't even know why these cretins proclaim to a fan of this sport
>>69583158
Twice!Needs a break from white ball cricket imo, really hope they give him a rest.
What's happened to based root?
Is it now based hales?
paki here
pak's 2nd innings was a negative shitshow, englel will probably win
>>69583271
>paki here
>this flag
everytime
>there are two Englishmen itt
>neither have British flags
>all the British flags are Pakis
>>69583260
Playing too much cricket imo.
>>69583280
fuck off go back to sniffing petrol you filthy non-white
1-0
Haven't brushed my teeth in 2 weeks lads
I still think >we can win
>>69583381
genuinely not sure who >we is
>>69583352
good lad, an unminerialised pineal gland is the only chance you have of seeing beyond this corporeal dimension.
atherton has never dropped an elite truthy in his life desu chats breeze
>tfw you now remember Lara making Warne and MacGill look like Michael Beer and XD
where my pakis @
bethnal green wassup
>>69583388
nice meme
>>69583433
bethnal green slum
what do you think turned her off indian men?
>>69583417
Cheers m8, my teeth hurt but i'll ascend soon so its worth it
amir gonna take a 5er desu
englel wont get to within 100 runs
screencap this
OH SHIT
who is he
>KEKfield
>Have some shitty cert III in business admin class
>Need to learn mail merging
What is this gay shit?
>Cuckfield
kek
KEK
K E K
Will Bairstow score 187?
>>69583593
Hope so.Doubt it.
>>69583593
will bairstow is a hospitality professional from georgia m8
fuck i love reverse swing
gives me a chub everytime
>>69583607
>Hospitality Professional
>1 connection
el oh eling @ ur """"life""""" Will Bairstow, I know you're reading this
I get the feeling none of the other commentators really give two shits about whatever Nasser talks about whenever he's in the studio. They all pander to based Warne whenever he's around though.
Whats the score now? My internet is to slow to run cricinfo
>>69583717
103/4
>>69583717
4/103
england gonna win desu
good shayne
need a big partnership here to make it interesting
so fkn sick of this normie banter from the commentary team just stfu
>>69583826
I fear it'll be too hot for Bairstow's ginger brain to mae good decisions.
>>69583882
Won't matter with based Woakesy in the mix.
Whats the score now?
IN MO WE TRUST
>>69583929
120-4
5 wicket haul incoming
There are a lot of Pakistani women in the crowd without headscarves etc. Quite haram. I assume these are Pakistani-Pakistanis who don't feel the need to prove how Pakistani they are, unlike English-Pakistanis. Unless these are a rare breed of rich London Pakistanis, who are less ghettoised than Northern Pakistanis.
>>69583953
just a bit annoyed nobody's done any work with this pic yet tbqf
>>69584129
fuckin saved m8
fkn hell amir is overrated piece of shit
>>69584158
This triggers the bald one.
tfw stranded in lax for the next 16 hours
Whats the score now?
Based Collingwood dragging >us into the lead
>>69584235
Just pretend you are Tom Hanks in that move where he lives in the Airport
>>69584309
131-4
There it is.
M E S S I
E
S
S
I
>>69584319
He's been Forest Gump his entire life
Ali to throw away his wicket for his countrymen.
Whats the score now? My internet is too slow to access another site
gaaaaaaaaarrrryyy
gaaaaaaaarrrrrryyyy
>>69584383
137/5
Ballance out.
BTFO
messi 10fer on
>>69584369
Knew it.
>>69577613
Think she enjoys getting paddled on the ass with that? I think she does.
>>69584512
She's German so yeah probably into all sorts of weird kinky fetishes
How many overs left today?
INSHALLAH
AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYA
poor show, chaps
Lyon is better statscunt cunt said
>>69584525
45
they can also add 30 mins at the end if the umps one of the teams can get a result
FAKE MUSLIMS BTFO
>>69582272
>>69582301
>>69582675
>>69582784
>>69582969
>>69583271
>>69583778
>>69582302
enjoy those (You)s lads, my apologies for any other SEEEETHING casuals I missed
Our summer of cricket actually looks fucking great now
>South Africa 3 Tests
>Porkistan 3 Tests
Based as absolute fuck
Whats the score now?
Cricket = homosexual
>>69584612
South Africa is done
>>69584618
6/142
Englel on pooicide watch
>>69584630
theyve still got good players and AUS/SA series' are always GOAT no matter how bad one team is
aslong as they rissole Poo Peeland they should be fine
any team that still has
>Amla
>de Villiers
>de Kock
>Faf
>Rabada
>Steyn
>Morkel
isnt shit
>tfw can't look at twitter and read insightful commentary because it's all pakis jizzing over themselves
>>69584649
follow #bbccricket
>0 sixes in 20+ hours
>"test" cricket
>>69584681
IPL's over friend
Are You Vin Diesel?
>>69584756
lol no. im smaller and worse looking
>>69584756
yeah m8, family is life, drink corona, rip paul ect
>>69584801
don't forget the DnD and reddit AMAs
Whats the score now?
I'm sorry, but I'm newbie and trying to get into cricket .. Can someone explain why this is a great picture and who those two are?
>>69584834
6/152
>>69584847
Why is the sky green in that pic?
>tfw air crash investigations just came on
I'm so comfy lads
>>69584847
Well, you can see how the Indian gentleman on the right is sporting an (by Indian Standards) gigantic erection while viewing the Adonis like form of the Big Strong Australian while also displaying a somewhat defensive body language. It is clearly alluding to the dichotomy of feeling that the sub-continent has towards their colonial past.
simple really.
>English """"""""""middle"""""""""""""""""""""' order
Top fef
>>69584932
>All out for 60 (sixty)
kek
KEK
K E K
GOOSEY
Whats the score now?
>>69585005
155/6
Who else /village cricket/
>>69585044
cumfy
>>69585018
Lolwut
Guys what the fuck is Kabaddi and how on earth do you play it?
>>69585399
basically tag with areas
1 guy from a team goes to the other teams area and attempts to touch 1 or more player and get out
if successful all players he touched will be eliminated
eliminate all opposing players to win
really simple
>>69585445
Sounds pretty gay (literally). Might be hot with girls I guess.
Chris Woakes at Lord's:
>107 runs, averaging 107
>14 wickets, averaging 10
E L I T E
L
I
T
E
Prepare for the British Pakis to start suddenly supporting England
>>69585480
A better use of time with hot girls would just be sucking tongue for hours instead.
>>69585762
>sucking tongue
i'm not familiar with that game
>>69585480
>>69585762
Cuzzies, have you seen the girls who play kabaddi?
What is the danger zone?
>>69585903
karachi
>>69585903
That's classified.
are you allowed to bring your own drinks into cricket grounds?
>>69585445
Trust India to come up with a sport that's basically organised groping.
I think we might win this lads
wicket please
Fucking hell he's gotta nick it sometime.
I reckon bring Amir back on.
>>69586111
stay positive loser
>>69585971
>>69586212
Depends on the ground, Lord's allows you to bring a certain amount, you can bring your own food though.
>>69586234
okay, that's sounds nice
goddamn, gollabse pls. Won't be able to watch tomorrow.
hit it
>tfw too many cheeky bets already
Why doesn't Bet365 ever know anything about cricket?
This fucking game.
NOT OUT
inshallah
>tfw missed this whole session
Quality game this.
test cricket is the ultimate sport
Lads I've never actually been to Lord's, is the slope really a huge deal or are the commentators memeing?
Thoughts on the Avalanches new album?
Getting sick of the same ads in Hindi over and over.
JUST
>>69586603
It's noticable for sure, why not? I've been twice.
>he hasn't seen The Ashes in person.
Is it avoidance?
England on pooicide watch
FUUUUUUCK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>69586655
what's your stream? I've got yank ads.
http://www.watchcric.net/channel/live_cricket_1
GOLLAPSE!!!!!
SHIT.
Will he walk?
That expression on his face is worse than the Ashes one. Literally moments away from bursting into treats. Expecting webms soon. What a shitty ball, too.
Yasir Shah on Man of the Match watch.
ALLAHU AKBAR
It's fucking ogre.
Fug
AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYA
INSHALLAH BY BROTHERS!!!!
Wank. Ogre,
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
O G R E
G
R
E
INGURLAND BTFO
Joe Root's fault this should have been an easy match
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahha
E N G L E L
thank you based review
There was nothing fucking there.
HOTSPOT
O
T
S
P
O
T
More within their rights to take the 30 min. What a based game.
Just bowl at his feet Amir fuck.
Woakes will probably get MotM despite losing.
Is Yasir Shah related to Fawad Ahmed?
Just try hitting now. What's the point with the blocking. Wasting everyone's time.
Why are you Poms using mph? The seppos haven't forced you to go imperial, have they?
>>69586898
From the same district(county), think they played club together.
>>69586868
We win, it'll be Woakes. Pakis win, it'll be Yasir.
More edges than an octagon and they've all fallen short
>>69586946
We use MPH for everything, Seppos and Aushits use KM/H
>>69586976
Nah it'll be Woakes regardless for this """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""gritty"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" knock and his tenfer. Davey Waugner got it even we lost against Poo Peeland in Tassie.
Based Yasir gets a 10fer
>WOAKES
>>69586985
>Seppos use km
What planet are you on? Do you even know what seppos are?
>doesn't run a single when he can
>Gifts wicket next ball
Lol. Boo-ing got to him there.
>>69586980
God damn finally
Based Messi with the 10 wicket haul at Lords
>>69586976
you were saying?
AYAYAYAAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYYAYYAYAYAYYAYA
>>69586976
Yasir it is
>>69587037
He didn't say anything you idiot rather who it would be if either side won.
Shah is pretty handsome actually.
>>69587020
He does look like a slightly pudgier Messi.
why does cook love putting his fingers deep inside his nose holes
>>69587056
save it for your therapist whiteboi
Fucking Trent Boulted that ball.
OGRE
Pakistan played well, we were poor and made some odd decisions.
Nice to have more of a challenge than Sri Lanka though, should be a good series. Get Jimmy back and get a better wicket and we're looking at a corker next time.
Ali should be put on on trial for high treason tbqh
Baed Pak. Best in the world atm
cringe
Gotta say we are pretty fucked this summer.
>>69587130
same
Channel 9 never would have shown that. Would have just been straight to A Current Affair.
Why does Australia have absolutely disgusting sports coverage?
too many victory songs to choose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdFwhhH2x7I
Allah bless these Noble Savages
>seaming and spinning Old Trafford up next.
Poms are fucked
Bitchstow is on absolutely poorious pooicide watch tonight.
Game was a lot more competitive than I anticipated.
Imagine how pissed the food places must be for this series, half the stadium won't be drinking, probably not even eating. And when Pakistan wins they won't buy an ounce of beer. Lol.
>Regularly losing to Afghanistan
Why the fuck do Ireland think they deserve Test status again?
>>69587328
Afghans are a bunch of dirty cheats.
>>69587281
I unironically worked at Adelaide Oval doing catering back in the day. Everything is frozen we just take it back to the supplier. I'm sure Lord's has 5 events this week that they can get rid of beer at.
Two evenly matched teams in a well fought test match. The pinnacle of sport desu.
>>69587356
so are pakistanis and yet they have test status
wasted opportunity
video of bairstow being bowled when
>>69587507
> being this contrarian mr reddit
was that the honour killing camwhore?
>this Pakistan team spirit
>there are still people who actually think England will win the series
>>69587647
fapped watching her video today. felt surreal.
>tfw no (you)s the past 2 days
manly tears were shed when amir took that last wicket desu
>>69587720
all england can hope for is a victory at edgbaston desu, late summer in england is so dry, englel need a spinner
Why hasn't an abo or coconut gone on a cop killing spree, aren't they the victims of MUH oppression?
Why do chimpouts only happen in America?
>>69587890
Literally a coming of age movie storyline.
What a beautiful ending.
Amir was quite shite desu
>>69588393
Only got Cook out about 3 times but yes whatever
>>69588393
still gonna take 30 wickets this series
cap this
Friendly reminder that paki supporters prefer meme batsmen like Sarfraz Ahmed over elite batsmen like Asad Shafiq
Fucking called it.
Someone find the archived post where I tipped Pakistan to win by 77
>>69587647
I can't find any info, if that who Misbah referenced? Pretty big call if so.
people always back teams to chase big scores in 4th innings without ever seeming to learn that it basically NEVER happens
>>69584557
I will end you
LITERALLY NEVER said that
>>69584129
Top OC
How do we fix English cricket?
>>69589139
bring back kp
>>69589030
the whole team is distraught, they have a lot of history
http://rava.pk/2016/03/umar-akmal-requested-for-strip-dance-before-match-qandeel-baloch/
http://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2016/03/15/entertainment/qandeel-baloch-offers-strip-treat-if-pak-wins-india-match/
Hah rekt
Feels good to be a paki right now
>dindu's killing cops at will
>RNC right around the corner with security concerns
>mudslime attacks still regularly happening
>Turkey on the brink of unstableness
How can /cric/ focus on these matches and not on the happenings?
>>69589564
Because none of that is in England, and everyone forgot about Brexit already so that panic is over as well
Biggest crisis England are facing right now is that next week will be too bloody hot and our openers are still shit
cricket's over
>>69589657
biggest problem is no spinner
>>69589662
back to back tests, at least
mohammad amir looks so poor, literally a lahore tramp
>>69589824
Aesthetic as fuck though
How do I a Boycott Pepe?
>>69581732
strategic river control
>>69589048
Sure but why? To see Bairstow and Woakes grind it out admirably, you must wonder why a couple of the top order didn't do the same.
>>69590329
they were grinding it out because batting got difficult as hell, that's why england were aggressive to begin with but england were never chasing this
Have Pakistan ever lost a test series after winning the first test? Anyone know?
>>69590828
No.
last for statscunt on suicide watch
500th and final post for statsgod
>>69591934
Spot the malaysian
>69591934
>69591995
kys Wankush
>>69592161
Thanks mate. REALly needed that
What happened?
>>69594637
Fucking Pakis won.
Need BCCI here to destroy them somehow.
last for statscunt on suicide watch
>>69590147
here you go m8
>>69598136
May I save this?
>>69598258
just this one time.
can somebody make a /bundes/ thread?
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