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Previous thread: >>69564590
News:
>Bork popped
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/15/12203902/brock-lesnar-flagged-by-usada-for-potential-anti-doping-violation
>Rory "in talks" with Bellator
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/14/12193250/ufc-mma-news-bellator-ufc-rory-macdonald-welterweight
>Hunt wants half of Brock's purse or to be released by UFC
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/15/12204448/mark-hunt-asks-for-half-of-brock-lesnars-purse-or-release-from-ufc
autism
Schaub is God
SCHAUB IS A LITERAL GOD
Oy it's us the fat cahnts, buy us more kangaroos for dinner
Hunt losing = wgaf
>>69566706
Schaub bless you brother, good effort.
>>69566714
Schaub bless.
>>69566714
>>69566706
Schaub bless
>>69566719
based overweight pimpley autist american
mark hunt on GOAT by default watch
>>69566719
> This nigger believed his mandrama hero won a fair fight.
I found that amateur heem I was looking for guys
HAS HASSY WEIGHED IN ON THE CONTROVERSY YET
>>69566467
>not posting a webm
you're not a real fite fan
>>69566746
oh god he's still doing this?
>>69566729
>>69566739
Oy ya dumb cahnts, I'm a kiwi not a Auspie
sick cunt hours
>Mark "My record is just like Artem Lobov's" Hunt stood a chance against a 6'3" 265 lbs Former NCAA Division I champion grappler
>>69566719
Leave it to a mandrama artist to be fake even in a real fight
>>69566753
Hunt fought prime Junior Dos Santos and prime Fedor Emelianenko. Bork missed out on both of those fights.
>>69566748
WHY COULDNT HE HAVE FALLEN IN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69566748
RIP Ronda. Schaub saved us.
>>69566764
That JDS fight is one of my favorites.
>>69566741
Video cuts off too soon tbqh.
>>69566750
Of course he is.
>leave USADA to me
Can't wait for the promos to be honest
>"I don't care if Brock is on PED's BECAUSE at Summerslam he's gonna get is the RKO
Also a pot shot at CM Cuck in there.
Fighters that get USADA'd shouldn't be suspended, they should be placed in an anything goes roid division.
>>69566781
PEDs should be mandatory tbqh.
>>69566781
so basically the UFC
>>69566775
JDS was a monster. If Brock had not pulled out of UFC 131 I think Brock would have got beaten just as bad
>these poopetually pooturbed fat /asp/ies
>>69566781
Brock should be sentenced to fight Ubereem again, I'd pay to watch that
im a white boy and im jacked
deal with it
It's not even good-bad, it's just bad-bad.
>>69566785
>getting heemed because someone slapped you with their calf muscle
the fuck
>>69566753
> Reminder that your former NCAA div 1 champ cheated.
I know how much you people like the fake wrestling but for us we don't actually consider it the same as winning when you cheat. This is real fighting.
>Jim Ross spent a full 5 minutes of his last podcast sucking Lesnar's cock and calling him full natty jacked white boi and insulting people who were criticizing Brock
>gets called out on Twitter now that the ruse is up
>literally says "b-but he's still my boy!"
Fuck Brock """""fans"""""
>>69566794
Maybe it was the plan, they wanted Overeem to take the belt from Stipe, and then make a fight with Lesnar for the title.
>>69566794
>Ubereem
He's literally not even the same fighter anymore casual. Current Overeem is too conservative and calculated.
>>69566797
Early stoppage, Hunt never stopped defending.
vanessa is no longer my girl
http://www.tmz.com/2016/07/08/ufc-luke-rockhold-chris-weidman-brock-lesnar-octagon-girls/
>>69566813
Nah, they wanted Mir to beat Hunt to set up their rematch at UFC 200
>>69566815
lol
>>69566814
Where did his black go?
>>69566807
>No one like him
What does he mean by this?
>>69566805
Literally don't care kangaroo boy. If you thought Lesnar was ever natty you're an idiot and deserve to be mad.
>>69566814
>genetically-engineered-in-a-secret-government-lab Reem will never fuck your girlfriend
hold me, /heem/ [spoiler];_;[/spoiler]
>>69566741
did he drag him into traffic?
>>69566807
theres this fucked up beta mindset where they think if they had brocks genetics and trained as hard as him they could've looked like him and been some superman ubermensch
they can't admit natty limit is a real thing, it's low IQ shit, they want to believe in fairies and natty 280lb 10%bf men
>>69566777
lmao i hadn't seen that one
>>69566830
>Spoilers on /sp/
I guess we now know who the real casuals and cuckolds are.
Mark Hunt = wgaf
>australian hours
>/heem/ is garbage
not surprised desu
>>69566839
THE NATTY LIMIT IS MARK HUNT. ANYONE IN BETTER SHAPE IS ROIDING.
>>69566839
hownewareyou.exe
>>69566834
>tfw vikings were lanklets
what do you think of david wood?
How do I achieve this mode?
GONNA GO DRINK SOME TRENBUTEROL LIGHT
ID DRINK STANAZOL LIGHT BUT STANAZOL WONT PAY ME NOTHING
WOOOOO
What's next for /heem/'s official boy, Rory MacDonald?
>>69566817
What they really wanna say is........ANY BLACK MAN THAT WILL PAY ME MONTHLY for 18 years IS THE HOTTEST. #udummy #utarget #udisgrace #TRUTH
>>69566807
Who the fuck is Jim Ross?
>>69566818
The UFC never thought Mir could win against him now anyway, so the result is the same. They wanted Lesnar to win at 200, they couldn't throw Overeem at him now.
>>69566845
/heem/ was never good.
>>69566861
TRT and HGH.
>>69566874
WWE commentator.
Can you sue your opponent for assault if he pissed hot ?
I mean he had an advantage on you, something that could kill you, it is a dangerous sport even when two clean guys fight but if one of them is juiced it could end in a death
>>69566814
to anyone butthurt about lesnar, this is the difference that PEDs make
fact: the only reason lesnar was relevant at all in the UFC was his PED induced size
>>69566883
Nice Rogan desu.
>>69566888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf9U0quIrB8
Whole fight for anyone who wants it.
>>69566834
if natty beasts can't exist what's with all those jacked as fuark greek statues?
>>69566896
it also allows a beta to reach his natty limit and then sustain it with average effort and protein
saves years of training
look how big natty reems biceps are, theyre fucking ridiculous, thats from roided up bicep curls
>>69566906
artistic license? how come men before steroids were invented, but photography existed, were never that big?
>Lesnar's opponent at UFC 200, Mark Hunt, said that he wants UFC to "sort" the situation out or he wants his release.
>"They say they are trying to clean up the game, but it does not feel like it," Hunt told MarkHunt.TV. "Is said to tell the UFC if you copy will not be punished."
>"The third time I had to tell a cheater in my career. The other two times I did not ask for compensation, but the third time now and I'm sick of them have left the faithful. I told Dana I want a release from the UFC if they do not classify this."
what did he mean by this?
>>69566916
BABY WANT HIS FLY FLY DADA
Who natty here? Never even taken creatine?
>>69566907
HRT increases your physical size besides muscle mass, your hands, feet, etc get bigger
so no, certain drugs actually push you past your "natty limit"
I know for a fact that Tim Kennedy is natty.
>Rory is now a father to a baby girl
>Rory's birthday is in 6 days
>Still no word on when or under what organization his next fight is
Communicate with your fans reeeeeeee
>>69566922
I took Ibuprofen when I was a crazy young kid, I'm not proud of it, but it is what it is.
>>69566923
yeah true, i meant with gear you can get above your natural limit then when you're off your body loses the muscle mass and takes you to your natty limit
so you skip years of training, exceed your reach, then find your reach
but sadly roid frauds never learn the discipline it takes to train without magical fairy drugs. imagine being so beta you lack the primal drive to get in the gym and bust ass day after day year after year
shameful for a white boy to embarrass the white race with such weak minded betaness
to be honest i was completely shocked when i heard the news that brock popped
shocked
>>69566916
He wants an extra million dollars.
>>69566916
>"Is said to tell the UFC if you copy will not be punished."
Just started listening to fighter and the kid with chael, holy shot does the show get better without Bryan. He's so annoying and humble brags. Muh friends are rich every episode
>>69566964
>Schawb stops fighting when ASADA drops by
really makes you think
>>69566964
chael is pretty fun to listen to, he's got charisma and love for the sport
he's also pretty sharp too, not some illiterate fuck, he's pretty well read, at least in terms of the areas of life that he involves himself in
>>69566927
he has more important people to communicate with.
him beating up askren would be the best turnout, ufc second, lellator 3rd
>>69566964
Schaub truly is God, top bro when Callen isn't around.
>>69566962
https://vine.co/v/ODpVamupXA5
>>69566987
>Rory beating Askren
kek m8
>>69566986
Yea I fucking loved chael
Chael was on Frank Mir's podcast yesterday
worth a listen
http://phoneboothfighting.com/046-chael-sonnen-ufc-fight-night-sioux-falls
>>69566985
schaub never looked that jacked and left because rogan castrated him publicly
>>69567003
>NFL
>UFC HW during roid years
yeah natty as fuck bra
you should work for USADA
>>69567008
He didn't do great in either which probably is due to the fact he's natty. He'd do better in today's UFC.
Another sleeper classic incoming
>>69567013
>Schaub lost cuz roids
Have you ever seen that pudgy retard fight?
>>69566943
He busted ass in the gym in highschool for years before he started roiding tho. Nigga looked like a gigantic skeleton.
Any aussies here plan on going to XFC 27? It's the return of Julz the Jackal.
>>69567013
this
>>69567014
>giving fucking cacares the main event
but why
>>69567013
he was shit then, he'd be shit now.
>>69566964
i stopped listening to TFATK cause Brenden is always flipping what he says. he dick rides everything that comes out of rogains mouth and always talks over Bryan when things arent going his way. some of the things he says have probably killed some peoples brain cells, so fuck schaub
https://twitter.com/BellatorMMA/status/754215816288231425
>>69567033
>he dick rides everything that comes out of rogains mouth
Not about movement coaches.
>>69567033
Schaub bless you and your family, I hope you have a wonderful weekend
>>69567033
You sound miserable. Schaub is the way to nirvana.
>>69566822
It was a typo. He meant to say that nobody likes him
Thinking of starting a mma podcast, I've been watching since 2003, I wrestled in div 1, and do bjj. Should I do it? I'd most likely focus on fight predictions and reactions immediately after ufc , belator fights
>>69566833
BLACK HELICOPTERS
>>69567095
I want to suck Schaub's cum out of my wife's asshole with a straw, no homo.
>>69567058
>you'll never beat the shit out of your opponent and then fuck the ring girl using his body as a makeshift bed
>>69566906
Full gods and demigods
>>69567058
I don't even want to hear about this can crusher until he debuts in the UFC against a top 15 welterweight
>>69567101
Do what makes you happy mang. Understand that no one is going to listen to it unless you fill it with jammin' memes though.
>>69567102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1Khr45wT4o
>>69567060
it goes to show how little rogaine actually knows about fighting at an elite level
state karate champ and a black belt in BJJ, congrats, but you don't know shit about the top of the game
>>69567117
Just wanna bust a nut all over that shit... nice.
>>69567120
He was an alternate for the Olympics, guy.
>>69567118
awful
>>69567101
take some striking classes, preferably muay thai since it covers everything from punches to kicks so you know the standup game
brush up on your grappling terminology too: fresstyle/greco takedowns, the names of the most popular judo throws, the names of submissions and holds
it helps to be technically sound when having a podcast, it gives you more credibility
>>69567031
He's being meme-fed to Yair
>>69567101
>>69567131
You should also befriend Rogan and shill his shit on your 'cast. Catchphrases help too.
>>69566687
Oh shit I forgot about Bellator. Thats tomorrow?
>>69567157
Yes
>>69567117
Vanessa on steroids
>>69567117
Fedor was there! They might show him off during the Bellator event
Anyone know if there's going to be a stream? I want to watch my boy Mackenzie tap a bitch out.
>>69567186
Cody "The Cody McKenzie" McKenzie isn't on the poster and those literal whos are? wtf man...
>>69567186
>>69567202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxDW34Bdgbc
>tfw the Fertitas knew about the pissing hot epidemic
>tfw they sold the UFC because of it
>tfw Conor pisses hot two days before the fight
Why are certain PED's banned anyway? Some of them are even available over the counter.
Is every single PED that USADA bans have a dangerous effect in some way?
>>69567303
Conor's natty and not good enough to be on gear
>>69567305
Something like half of the list is banned because it has masking effects for other PEDs.
>>69567307
IDK, I wouldn't be surprised if he was taking something for weight cutting.
>>69567305
shit tons of things are illegal
painkillers, sleeping pills, anti-inflamitories etc
>>69567305
Chael said there was even a limit on caffeine, I think USADA should chill on some things. At least USADA isn't testing for recreational drugs outside of competition anymore, maybe the rest will change.
>>69567322
Man drug testing is so confusing.
I can't wait til the future when there will be cameras everywhere all the time so no one can cheat and act like degenerates anymore.
>>69567330
Do they say why though? If both guys can use them and there's no real negative effects then what is the issue? I suppose heavy pain killers could be abused but the other stuff seems ok.
>>69566834
Look man, Brock has looked like this since high school, he's just a freak specimen, he has never been caught with steroids, there is no scientific basis to "natty limit".
>>69567101
Go for it. Don't expect it to blow up overnight tho
>>69567412
Because he did roids since high school.
https://twitter.com/ZidanSports/status/753949589896441857
Oh shit! finally!
>>69567483
Who cares?
>>69567483
thats like news from a week ago m8
I don't understand, this Shuab dude appears to be completely irrelevant, why does anyone care about him?
>>69567498
He's a T-shirt mogul, a self-made millionaire, the former Mr. Rousey. Brandon bless.
>>69567498
>irrelevant
>10 million podcast downloads a month
pick 1
>>69567503
why are his legs so skinny
>>69567514
Why do you have so much cheeto dust on your fingers my man? get out of your moms basement my guy
>>69567503
>the fighter and the kid
>one's a punching bag, the other's not a kid
there are levels of irony here that I can't comprehend
>>69567502
>>69567503
That's funny because I literally only know about him from of these threads.
>>69567530
for sure lose my number you cheeto fingered nerd
Can't believe Brock popped. This UFC stuff is bullshit. He's never been caught by the WWE yet as soon as he beats up a fat Mexican they catch him? This all smells like bullshit to me. Ruined my morning.
>>69567537
>carb sugers
Eww, no.
>>69567559
"potentially"
For what it's worth RE: Brock's genetics...
He's got the same height/reach thing going on that NBA PG's have when they're really athletic, Check draftexpress and look at some numbers. NBA prospects are valued for having long arms as it gives them more "height" as they can put their arms up and to the sides when playing defense. The more athletic athletes seem to always have arms longer than they are tall, in the NBA, and other sports, NFL as well.
The difference clearly being weight. That being said, being raised on a farm has made multiple athletes big and strong as fuck.
Maybe Sonnen-Kun will give us what we want
>>69567615
He definitely has good genetics, but look at his fucking skull, he has been on the gas since middle school
>>69567412
lol, i'm glad this meme is finally dead
>>69567498
>>69567503
absolutely btfo
schaub bless
>>69567640
His traps look like a smaller guy's shoulders.
>>69567628
tell me what you mean, what are the indicators of roids or other peds?
I know people who use roids can spot a roider or see the symptoms
I've heard things like skin coloring (redness, pink areas) are indications of different roids
blah blah blah blah blah
what have you got for me buddy?
lets add to this list
>>69567640
think about how hard it would be to get steroids in bumfuck south dakota for a high schooler...
#justsaying
I got a lot of time I need wasted, what's the best UFC and best Pride event?
>>69567735
Could be over-eager high school coaches, parents etc.
Not unheard of
>>69567733
>Hunt vs Bigfoot
3 1\2 rounds of nothing
>>69567733
Michael Chandler vs Eddie Alvarez 1
Are the preelims for the last fight night worth watching? i only watched the main card cuz the card looked like shit
pls no spoilers
>>69567777
derailed
>>69567780
Prelims are always better than the main card, no exception.
I need more rear naked chokes
>>69567777
Nice quads
but it's #17 on the list
>>69567759
you ever been to south dakota?
my gf's dad swears up and down NHL hockey players are on roids because he once heard some trainer talking about "pro hormones from the USA" so these junior hockey players could bulk up before their draft year.... which you know, legal oral pill supplement (has yet to be proven to work) compared to steroids that you use a needle with....completely the same thing to him
>>69567724
that his brow line looks like a neanderthals and his skull has obviously been morphed by HGH or something, Also his body is totally roided out beyond genetics
>>69567798
Arlight does that include the fight pass prelims or were those skipable?
>>69567780
prelims were fun
>>69567811
sports illustrated talked about hgh and how it made men look like neanderthals with the brow and jaw, all cave maned out
johnny damon came to mind, this article was written in the early 2000's
Now think about this, Brock is smaller than JJ Watt....who as a 3-4 defensive end is a complete anomaly when it comes to his production...
>>69567817
for you
>>69567812
Lads, I parlay'd Diaz and Shevchenko for $100 to $724, help convince me that I didn't just make a horrible mistake.
>>69567798
189
>>69567905
That's just the exception that proves the no exception rule.
>>69567902
not bad at all
also it's just 100 bucks lol what are you poor?
So many cheeto fingers in this thread. For sure dust that shit off.
Schaub bless
>>69567902
thinking diaz stands a chance
>>69567925
Schaub Bless
>>69567902
I don't see Shevchenko beating Holly. Good luck m8
>>69566817
>Vanessa's nose
>>69567925
>>69567934
Schaub bless my friends.
When will Joanna pop, lads?
>>69567998
She's not "cute" but she is qt af 2 me
>>69566817
>ywn have a threesome with the chris and chrissy
holy shit, i wish i was dead
>>69568003
She's not traditionally cute. Always had a thing for chicks like that.
>>69568007
> You could ever hold your own with those two
Give me Bryan Barberena and out of camp Ronda any day m8
>>69567952
Valentina Shevchenko is WORLD CLASS MUY THAI specialist Mike and is a very real threat to Holly Holm maybe even the biggest threat in the stand up she will face in the ufc aside for the current champion Amanda Nunes
>>69568026
Holly is the best female boxer ever and will only look better against people who are more comfortable exchanging. I see hubris being Shevchenko's downfall. We've already seen how to beat Holly and I'm not sure she can stick to that blueprint.
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'meisha tate is the baddest woman on the planet apart from ronda rousey'
what did dana mean by this?
>>69568119
That the WBW belt is a total slut.
BOOOOOOOOYS
haven't been on the net for a week, get back and see cruzy wants to fight conor/aldo?
whos fuckin hype
>>69568134
not gonna happen for a while lad, conor still needs to fight diaz and aldo
>>69568126
Not as slutty as the lhw belt in it's prime
VERY IMPORTANT POLL
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>>69568160
It allowed natty GOAT Bisping to finally have a belt
So no
>>69568134
that would be by early 2017 at best
I think cruz should fight holloway, it's a pretty good fight for both of them since it would be a warm up at 145 for cruz and a big fight against a big name for holloway, without any title on the line (having in mind that it would be a spicy fight in the first place, which I believe it would)
holloway has cleaned the entire division and I don't want to see him obliterate edgar desu
dillashaw didn't get hurt against assunçao so I guess the rematch against cruz is pretty much happening by the end of the year, so it will be conor vs aldo2 and cruz vs dilly2, and holloway vs killing time
2017 will be fucking stacked
i predict dee's thongs:
holloway vs aldo
cruz vs conor
dillashaw vs caraway
cap this post
believe u me
full autism on beer right now
happy saturday /heem/
>>69567530
>admitting to being a 196er
disgusting
>>69568183
mate im a 201er
fkn rekt
who gives a fuck on an anonymous board
>>69568160
Yes because it ruined 200's main event and now we still have that fucking mandrama loving faggot as light heavyweight champion.
>>69568219
i'd permaheem you
Honestly no tearful press conference where your PR lady tries to save face?
I think they are using Brock to teach Jon how to act in situations like these as a superstar, brock will go back to wrestling and not have to worry about his face because people in wrestling don't care about roids and then mark hunt becomes fired up again so he moves to lhw or mw and jones realizes how to be a superstar sociopath.
Too bad about Brockard ''Shoot the coons'' Whitesmandudersmith
Imagine roiding so much that you nickname yourself "The Natural" to lift some suspicion.
>>69568271
>and then mark hunt becomes fired up again so he moves to lhw
wait wait wait
did you just tease us with cormier vs hunt?
tell us more
>>69568271
doesn't matter how fired up hunto gets, without cutting a leg off he isn't making 205
How do a achieve this mode?
>tfw he's next
>>69568369
>le totally natty man who suddenly has a career resurgence and trains at ATT
>>69568365
Jesus on a coke trip 3 times a day
Cucking your white wife
>>69567014
that poster is fucking neato
Shit. It is what it is. Heart of a Champion. Shit. Fuck what y'all talking about. Black Beast in this hoe. Shit. You can't expect for somebody to win when all he wants to do is hug you. Fuck what y'all talking about. Sit down. Shit. I'm a champ, by heart. I don't give a fuck. I'm going to keep going. No matter if we go 5 rounds or 3 rounds. I don't care how tired I get. I'm going to keep going. Shit. Swanging and banging. H-Town on that boy. I would like to get a rematch with Roy Nelson. You know, I promised a finish. I don't like winning by decision, but it is what it is.
>>69568355
He could cut to lightweight. The nigga's 5'9.
>>69568406
Lmao at roy nelson starting to hump the leg of derric lewis, if roy ain't knocking you out he can't do shit but knocking him out is like knocking out a fucking moose
kek, the UFC on FOX youtube channel header makes Luke look JUSTed.
why does everyone say it 'Hafael dos anjos'
cant americans say 'Rafael'?
>>69568526
Brazilians say Rs as Hs a lot. I dunno if it's all the time though
>>69568526
Because that's how it's pronounced in Portuguese you muppet.
>>69568526
Because he's Brazilian and they pronounce their Rs like a H sound. This doesn't stop people from fucking up the way Jose Aldo is supposed to be pronounced in Portuguese.
>>69568546
>>69568541
>>69568535
rafael dos anjos pronounces his name with clear R
>>69568526
Nobody gives a fuck how south americans pronounce shit.
>>69568287
i will never have any desire to watch any of the UFCs from that era.
shit skill and everyone's cheating.
i welcome the USADA era, aka the VAC anti-cheat era. no more aimbots and wall hacks in my ufc game
>>69568691
This 100 percent.
>Rogan saying Brock is a genetic freak just a few days ago
>gets popped
Ahahahaha
Dana suicide when?
>>69568377
>pure coincidence
>>69568794
Dana switched off as soon as the contracts were exchanged
Hes mentally switched off and doesnt care what happens. He'll just be a good company boy and do as he's told and not care about the results.
if UFC bombs then dana and the ferrtitas will just buy it back for a cheaper price and then return it to its glory
>>69568691
I bullied nerds half you size, I'll do it again if you spout this inane drivel ever again
>>69568794
>Rogan saying Brock is a genetic freak just a few days ago
but thats true you mong. You go take as many steroids as you like for 10 years and you wont even be half as big as brock
>>69568856
this
>>69568856
start earlier
and start with hgh
>UFC granted Borck an exemption from the four-month notice USADA rule so he could fight before test results at 200
>You people are somehow surprised
>>69568883
>surprised
>validated
pick one ahmed
>>69568834
no one wants to watch cheaters in e-sports, bro
so is this why brock vs hunt didn't main event the show? funny that the test is from the same time that jon failed and they didn't announce it til now, really makes you think
>>69568901
>e-sports
you just made the list, every Australian flag I see is now a target
>>69568915
triggered as expected
love that word
esports
>>69568943
You vape, bro?
>>69568856
Well I'm already 25 so that is a foregone conclusion, but at 6'4" I'd still have decent size.
/heem/ has spoken
>>69568953
you can make anyone who's into real sports flip out by mentioning esports. it's funny.
>>69568856
Let me add, Rogan was also sounding as if Brock doesn't take anything. I'm gonna search for the timestamp. It was on the Chael Sonnen podcast.
>>69568983
heem has shit opinions, everyone knows that. Just look at all the Schaub and Weidman-posting
>>69568971
you dont know that. not everyone reacts to steroids the same way. read a book fagit
>>69568983
This is why the brexit happened
>export based economy goes out of the trade block that is its biggest source of money
>The Uk got like a 25+% discount for the EU and still left
>Now once they leave they will go back to being a 2nd world country and a tourism block
>>69569029
nobody cares, this isn't /pol/
>>69569029
Based Achmeds got tired of carrying your sorry kraut asses is what happened.
>>69568608
>Australia
>mocking how others pronounce shit
kys
>>69569067
Most of people are fucking stupid.
>>69569069
Most refugees of the past and new refugees will 100% not ever german voting rights aka a german passport
you need a birth certificate and translate it with a state commissioned translators seal and you need the same for your passport of your countries origin and you need to have the private information for every single person in your related family.
It's basically so fucking hard for refugees to get a passport and they never could, turks only just now became german when we started the turkish equivalent of a birth certificate but it's not from the hospital but the government so it wasn't accepted at first.
>People think germans are fucking stupid
>implying we won't let migrants work and collect taxes without allowing them the right of representation.
>>69568905
>funny that the test is from the same time that jon failed
Jon's test was from June 16, Brock was around 12 days later on June 28
>>69569111
>Most refugees of the past and new refugees will 100% not ever german voting rights aka a german passport
That does not makes any sense
Please learn english before trying to use english to communicate
I still believe in you Brock, don't care what USADA say, you'd never use Pokémon Enhancing Drugs.
> you now remember that Ronda will never ever ever ever eeeeeeever fight again
>>69569182
ronda's gunna be a big movie star now lad
M1 is LIVE
KNIGHT FIGHTS ARE GOING ON
https://play.m1global.tv/videoview/4806/m_1_challenge_69_live
>>69569293
>Night Fights
>Not UWM
Also too tired to stay up
>>69569293
>turn it on
>Allah Ackbar
>>69569252
She's on some Lexi Belle tier diet.
>>69569407
yeah burgers and lots of them
>>69569293
whens this shit start? like how many bings?
>>69569505
have no idea, they had a knight fight and now nothing is happening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpiEHzdrE1g
If Rich aint your retired boy then get the fuck outta my face.
>>69569293
Nice!
>>69569569
EYES WITHOUT A FACE
>>69569569
hahahahaha sweet
>>69569293
Other cultures are the worst
Why do they think we wanna see men dance?
Get your slutty curvy women out there or fuck off back to the caves you were born in
>>69569569
when is that Wandy's tag team mma fight happening?
Why don't we ever see Khabib give us some of these traditional dance techniques?
Lost 25lbs lads
Gotta lose 30ish more
Never get depression. Or if you do, become the anorexic type. It's easier to go to ottermode from skeleton mode than from fatassfatmode to ottermode.
>>69569634
nice blog gaybo
>>69569569
oh shit. Geriatric, not roided to the gills Wand might actually die this time
>>69569647
i will fucking heem you like a builtfat mark hunt prototype cunt
>>69569606
>australian doesnt understand the concept of actual culture
LMAO
>>69569606
Might as well tell your little neighbor to cut down on Haka
This outdoor nature promo shit is great
UFC needs to take a leaf out of these pagan retards
>>69569683
Be careful
Heeyy nice, always good to see Ian Freeman
>>69569671
Take that statement back, we have a lot of culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tOkb1y7hEs
>>69569720
Holy shit man, thats some beautiful countryside in the back there. Nice concept from the ivans for a place to stage fights.
the music these people listen to explains why they harbour so much rage
disgust.exe
>>69569734
HOLY SHIT
>>69569734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Jdwc8sgTIY
>not this
>>69569734
this vid is one my all time favs
this could have been a Southpark ep or smth
>Russians in charge of simple microphone to speaker technology
never change
>>69569734
>when the abo kicks in
It would appear that instead of a ring-girl, they have a ring-boy.
>>69569734
https://youtu.be/Q5vgHieA_n8
>>69569779
>height 166
jesus
the fix is in lads
Croat is throwing it
The Roid thing in the UFC is interesting.
Pretty much everyone uses it. But whenever someone gets caught, everyone starts calling him a "dirty cheater scum". Why do they need this hypocrisy? Can't they just stay quiet?
>>69567303
But he's "major" against that
>>69569803
I think the more "jesus" thing is 177cm and 61kg
>>69569806
people love to shit on people thats why 4chan is so popular because its anonymous
>>69569815
Don't you put that evil on me ricky bobby
I ain't never touched a steroid
>>69569796
I'd still fuck it
p1
p2
https://www.fb.com/EliasCepedaWriting/posts/870828213021674
>>69569880
>>69569888
blow him the fuck out Dana
>>69569888
>why wont FOX publish my anti UFC oped piece when FOX owns(?) or at the very least works with UFC and benefits from UFC viewers
really makes me think
submit the article to literally any other website you dumb journalist idiot
I have a question
>>69569888
Nice trips, nice article
I have a question
>>69569741
>Ivans
Do you mean Mohammeds? It looks like Caucasus so not many Russians there.
I have a question
>>69569912
Yes, Dominick Cruz is the true most Christian fighter in the UFC. Next question
I have a question
Why did the UFC start testing so hard? I remember that GSP was the one pushing for it (after retiring).
>>69569939
>>69569931
>>69569920
>>69569912
what are you doing
>>69569734
Oh wow... great transition
>>69569904
>>69569906
>>69569915
I think he's being a bit of a goof desu
the timing is consistent with Jones' test and results (which came out 3 weeks after the test)
>>69569946
For better fights. Post-USADA fights have on average been more exciting than Pre-USADA fights.
>>69569946
someone probably told them itd help their ability to sell and/or protect the company from lawsuits
all about the money mang
>>69569950
I have a question
>>69569966
Do you think less juice is causing fights to be better?
>>69569973
Could be.
>>69569996
i have a question
>draw
the fix is SO in
>>69570003
Can you answer my question?
>>69570003
Can you answer my question?
>>69570003
Can you answer my question?
>>69569950
Could he beat mighty mouse?
>>69570003
Can you answer my question?
>>69570002
>Do you think less juice is causing fights to be better?
Well it's either that or the Reebok uniforms. I think less juice means
>worse cardio
>worse chin
which encourages more urgency in fighting
These are just my opinions, of course.
>>69570003
Can you answer my question?
>ALLAHU AKBAR!
>ALLAHU AKBAR!
>ALLAHU AKBAR!
>>69570039
I'll help you out. What do you need to know?
umm these muzzies are fucking going all muzzie on us
time to shut it down
Where is this? Croatia or something?
>>69570088
Ingushetia
>>69570088
Ingushetia Republic, North Caucasus, part of Russia.
>>69570052
are those gold teeth?
what are you watching?
>>69570080
Are range bans permanent? I've been range banned from another board and i don't know if it's permanent
>bork gets tested like 6 times over a two week period
>only one rest comes back positive
Put the pitchforks and torches away. We don't know any of the facts yet except there is a POTENTIAL violation. Could very well be a false positive.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>69569888
I'm not reading all that shit, but the media should never blast UFC for failed drug tests. The media should be applauding failed tests, it's a fucking good thing.
>>69570126
:^)
>>69570126
Peptides never lie
>>69570119
I don't think they are always permanent, but they are usually quite lengthy. I've seen Kenya mention they were range banned at one point but then have been able to post at other times.
Never forget this
>>69570118
thanks amerim8
>>69570147
He actually said something like "Man have to know how to swing arms and legs to protect his family".
>this music
be careful
>>69570162
>the state of russia
>>69570162
Swang and Bang to protect your Famalam?
>full natty sir, haha
How based is rizin going to be this year thanks to USADA?
>Wandy
>Cro cop
>fedor
>Brock
>jones
JUST LIKE that?
When are we just going to ban all these non-USA goofballs? I wouldn't mind some leafs, but these third worlds take anti-funny shit posting way to far.
Well, that was anticlimactic.
>>69569888
What a pointless article. The answer to the query he has is already known. It's 2-3 weeks for results back is standard time. "Well why is that standard?" Because the labs test many samples, and to prevent possible corruption, the samples are just numbered, not labeled with the athletes names. They can't say "Hey, this is Brock Lesnar's sample, do it quickly because he's fighting in a week". The labs that test the sample don't know who each sample belongs to, only USADA records have that information.
whats with that soviet tshirt
>>69570225
what the fuck is up with all these russian lanklets who fight in manlet weight
>>69570256
Photo and name of his granddad it seems.
>>69570262
they natty, rare natty
>>69570220
fuck imagine that that would be sick
what are the potential match ups?
>>69570220
Could Hunt be added to that list? No way Danas gonna pay out
>>69570326
>implying Dana will just release Hunt because he asked to
Whose team are you on?
>>69570387
very true
>>69570387
>implying Dana thinks Hunt is relevant
>known by nickname "khasavyurtian cabinet"
>>69570421
he has no incentive for letting him go
hahhahahaha the local village decided to stream there fights
awesome
>>69570469
*their
In a matchup of a caucus mountain man and a Brazilian, I didn't expect the Brazilian to be the first to go to a takedown attempt
>>69570507
i saw it as soon as i posted it but what are you going to do
when are we going to have more outdoor events like this?
>>69570438
why are you posting what we're looking at?
this fight is great
fuck the jab im going for the right hook yo
retarded black guy doesnt know how to counter that shit after 50 lol
>>69570528
Not in UFC for sure, nobody wants to get roasted in Nevada desert.
this cage / ring / octagon is smart as fuck i like it
>>69570438
>186 lb heavyweights
Russia doesnt give a fuck
>>69570550
Sometimes it's hard to remember who's fighting or what division it is, so I think it's nice to include the tale of the tape...
>>69570577
105 kg = 230 lb.
whats your thoughts on using the cage aka grabbing it etc to aid you in a fight? i think it shouldn't be illegal
>>69570606
is this real
how many fighting orgs does based russia have?
fuck at least 3 from my count?
>>69570605
amerifat wrestlers would lose their minds if you couldnt
>>69570605
yeah, they should allow that shit. Why don't they?
>>69570438
anderson silva vs tyson fury
>>69570618
terrible
>>69570641
see >>69570637
my thoughts exactly cant just bash up cunt up against the cage anymore cos he can pull himself up
i mean why not?
>>69570653
thats why
you cant drag a guy down and LNP if he grabs on and holds for dear life
amerifats would cry forever
and theyre the major audience of UFC so amerifat rules decide MMA rules
Anyone got Nelsons face during the Maia fight where it looks like he has PTSD?
What are you guys watching?
Link?
That should of been stopped, bias is so obvious.
>>69570669
>>69570637
maybe one day you'll have a relevant fighter
>>69570606
The mesh-type ab window of that dress was quite an eye-catcher
>>69570692
maybe one day you wont take credit for someone elses accomplishments
>>69570694
i must breed with her!!!
>>69570708
so are we individuals or a nation, pick one you drunk blithering idiot
>tfw you will never sit on a grassy hill watching an mma fight in the mountains drinking vodka with your friends
did the headliner fight happen yet?
what did kurban kebabov say
he sounds salty af
>>69570729
>if we're a nation i cant take credit for others work
logic of an amerifat riddled with estrogen
Traditional or Modern, who do you pick?
>>69570746
dont think these ackbars are drinking alcohol breh
>>69570755
He said he wanted to show spicy banger and apologized for poor performance.
>>69570694
>tfw no gabi domina
why even
>>69570765
traditional! Thier local dress is cute af
Denis is def natty
>>69570781
he should be thankful that his lazy ass didnt get a tko
>>69570694
Is that a guy next to gabi? fucking japanese androgyny
maybe that's why they like gabi so much, it appeals to their like of confusing genders
whhhiirrrrrrrrrr
DRONE STRIKE ON ITS WAY
Sea level Kenny would definitely win this fight, I'm not sure about high altitude Kenny though
damn it is beautiful there
>>69570799
it's obviously not a guy
>>69567735
Guy who used to go to high school in South Dakota.
Not that hard. Graduation rate is through the fucking shitter because half of the senior class is high on any given day.
>>69570823
I'd like to hear more South Dakota Stories
why is it always russian dude vs foreign dude?
man fuck the ufc imagine fighting on one of these obscure russian mma orgs or rizin or some shit would be heaps of fun
>>69570851
Brasil and Ingushetia are like right next to eachother. They aren't that foreign.
>>69570851
its like the america vs brazil cards
race baits make the fights spicier
This Kazakh's music...
>>69570851
sergey is from Kazakhstan not russia
>>69570857
you would be a heap on the ground inside a round against me
QT ALERT
>this spoopy russian rap gangster shit
I got Dias, wbu?
>>69570889
nah dog we wouldn't even be fighting you will be trying in some american bushleague mma org thinking your gunna be the next conor and i will be fighting in sick open weight tournies in rizin getting the chance to take on legends like fedor
>>69570880
He is Russian to be fair.
>>69570908
I always root for the Kazakhs.
National MT champ
dis gun b good
thai plum pls
Who /jacked white boy/ here?
>>69570876
>>69570899
Kazhakstano brat
Russian bro get us this song plz
S-ure there have to be a clip r-right
>>69570933
been that since birth lad
>>69570912
i bet i could sub conor i'm 34 and started bjj at 16 and wrestling as a freshman in high school
>>69570933
If you're white, I'll eat my hat.
>>69570953
lol yeah and hows your stand up?
can you handle
>dat left
me i would be beyond that trying to take on cro cop and fedor and bork all giants like i'm some sort of giant killer
>>69570933
be careful.
>>69570953
>>69570975
You're both bums that would get heem'd stiff.
>>69570975
>how's your stand up
it's shit
>>69570981
he said jacked not fat
>>69570981
come the fuck at me, poofter.
>>69571001
how big are you
>>69571016
probably a manlet
wrestling is the sport of manlets
>>69571006
soon... be careful
man manlet fighting is shit
Will Brock Lesnar "get to the bottom of it?"
>>69570981
>amerifats
Event on a mountain. Oilrig next? suggestions?
>>69571006
skelly detected
Told y'all Dias would fuck this goof up.
>>69571016
i couldn't cut to LHW if my life depended on it, lanklet limbs though
>inb4 fat
>>69570954
what do murricans know about whiteness?
>>69571065
>>69571065
i'm actually bulking with no sign of ever stopping aka i'm fat
haven't been a skelly since i was a kid unfortunately
Kickboxer: Vengeance trailer is up. Featuring Cain, Carano, and GSP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WpXw_0UU8U
>>69571062
sealand
>>69570981
You're just fat
>>69571089
about 40%
>>69571089
t. Muhammad Takbiri
Is Khebab natty?
he said it's against the qur'an to use steroids
>>69571139
if using steroids is haram, he's natty
>>69571089
I have some italian blood so probably nothing
>>69571112
all these fighters thinking they will be actors after they are finished with the ufc
>>69571133
*yawn*
>>69571162
Combining the hightest British and Italian empires makes an amerifat.
>>69571165
seems to be working for carano
>>69571185
yeah but i doubt any of the others will make it besides being props aka some bad dudes hench man who has a fight with the main protagonists early in the film
What went wrong?
>>69571218
NEW
>>69571226
new thread is here
>>69566916
Add culpability for this kind of shit to the inevitable concussion lawsuits that are coming down the pike, and the UFC's days are numbered.
>>69571443
I love seeing gambler degenerates getting wrecked
did he post anything after he lost?
>>69571410
UFC maybe, but not MMA
There are plenty of promotions that are willing and able to take its place
>>69571460
he posted something along the lines of "you win some, you lose some" and "i'm not mad" to save face, but he must have been furious
>>69571545
who's that
faber and guida?
>>69570670
Roy has never fought Maia