>tfw you've accidentally called basketball "apehoop" in multiple conversations
Anyone else ever have this problem?
i've said superb owl in real life. but i grew up around a lot of spics and niggers so i'm careful with racist stuff.
No because I'm not an autistic burger
>>69562494
You mean is anyone else racist?
Yes, probably.
No because despite spending most of my free time on this god forsaken site, I'm not autistic as fuck and maintain social interaction with the public.
>>69562494
>accidentally
>>69562494
no i only have autism on the internet
>>69562494
If your internet life bleeds over into real life, get the fuck off the internet. 4chan comes with responsibilities, being an awful person here gets keks. In the real world, not so much.
>>69562796
You seem to forget there's plenty, plenty of retards on this site who think it's an accurate representation of real life, then get trapped here forever.
I hide most threads at the mere sight of delusion these days.
>>69562694
Really makes you think, huh?
>showing your power level to normies
you deserve what you get
>tfw told a friend who browses Reddit that I frequent 4chan and he legit got upset
top kek, normies think 4chan is just a mix of /b/ and /pol/. I can't really respect anybody that has such a basic ignorant understanding of shit
I don't have conversations
fuck off normies reee
Texted "apehoop" to an ex-gf and she lold and said "I forgot how racist you are"
>>69563617
dude you still here? plz post on /pol/ so I can collect your flag >>>/pol/81250425
>>69562494
Everyone I know calls it niggerball.
>not calling it floorsqueak and making qts laugh
>>69562494
No one ever says Apehoop in my country.
>he gets to have conversations
Ive used handegg to differentiate from actual football and people just found funny... i guess its not racist like apehoop is, so normies are ok with it
>>69564973
i used it once. nothing bad really happened. the people i talked to found it chill.
>>69565287
That's because all asians are lowkey racists.
I once said "lel" in real life (not even just lol, but actually lel)
When I realized what I just did, I immediately continued talking about other stuff.
My friends did look a bit confused, but didn't mention it
>having conversations with people outside this site
top wew
It happens sometime with me, but with portuegese internet slangs
>>69564913
lol no they don't. Why are you lying?
>>69562494
I've called it monkey ball irl
>tfw you can't really look someone in the eye anymore after they betray they're a redditor
no, but what i've done is mix english and spanish words because i spend too much time talking in english
one time I said to a girl "compliment" like "complemento" instead of cumplido
or "embarrassed" like "embarazado" instead of avergonzando (kek)
i should end my life
>>69565438
das tru m8. we use the word "negro" here very openly to describe black foreigners. even in their face at times.
i once called spielverlagerung (the german zonal marking) meme verlagerung irl. the person i was talking to was to polite to say anything though.
>>69566193
yeah, that happens to me a lot as well
>>69566193
this happens to me all the time but I haven't been outside in like a year so no wonder
>>69563831
also by no means are b and pol really that "scaring"
>>69563831
>ever admitting that you browse 4chan
>admitting you even know what 4chan is
One night, many years from now, you will lay I'm bed all night, unable to sleep, remembering the time you talked about 4chan in public
>>69563831
the only guy I know who is even aware of what 4chan is, is also an avid /r/atheism browser so I fully agree with>>69566645
also I once tried to show 4chan to a couple of me friends and they couldn't comprehend it, top kek
>>69562796
i ironically say f am in real life because of this sight
>>69566852
>sight
fuck me
>>69566645
>>69566696
>muh secret club
Nah, maybe if I were 17 years old. 4chan isn't even taboo anymore. Also it's not like I talk about 4chan all the time, I was just having a casual conversation with this one specific friend who is actually a very cool guy, he just heard "4chan" and instantly got the wrong impression
I'd call soccer divegrass, but it never comes up in day-to-day conversation.
>don't know anything about apehoop but /sp/ memes and shit I read during the finals here
Enough to fool the bangwagoners normies that I know about other sports besides divegrass.
>>69563617
What did Sheamus mean by this`?
No but i almost yelled le cut inside man when he scored in the last WC against Spain
I've said apehoop and apesketball IRL and people laughed.
>>69567096
>le cut inside man
Based
I have TSUUU'd when I scored on FIFA on multiple occasions. I'm not proud.
tfw /sp/ is more real to you than the people around you
i hate this normie land
am i the only 4channer who isn't a salty racist piece of shit?
I scare the neighbors cat by telling tsu at it
Works pretty good
>>69567359
Certainly not, you're not even the only one in this thread
>>69567376
>>69567359
stop shitposting, straya
>>69567359
yeah nah ay
>>69567359
>>69567359
Try living in America
>inb4 get shot
>>69567482
This. Unlike Abos, Niggers don't have the decency to stay out in the middle of nowhere huffing their life away. Instead they squat in the inner cities and shoot anyone that moves into "their" territory.
I have TSU'd in real life, but since now everyone is aware it's a Ronaldo celebration thing because of the EURO, they don't think you're autistic for doing it. Feelsgoodnigga
>>69562796
>If your internet life bleeds over into real life, get the fuck off the internet. 4chan comes with responsibilities, being an awful person here gets keks. In the real world, not so much.
lel, this
Every day there's some shithead /pol/ack; 'i-i revealed my p-power level'
translation: I'm a fucking retarded sperg and now everybody knows that
>>69567316
TSSUUUing is actually something my friends and I do, long before it was a thing here, altough everyone does make fun of Ronaldo
>>69566877
>got the wrong impression
Yeah but I'm black and love basketball so I can get away with it. They're have no idea what I mean by furpuck though
>>69566586
>spielverlagerung
how does that word work? i speak deutsch but i don't get this.
>>69562796
this, one time I accidentally said nigger tongue my anus in real life while me and my flatmates where sat in the front room. lucky nobody likes the black guy and everyone was laughing or i might have been in trouble
i'm afraid i might call rummenigge rumenigger on tv
>>69568309
>spiel
game
>verlagerung
shift
i.e. shifting play from one side of the pitch to the other
>>69568428
what channel do you work for?
>>69568513
yeah i get those but how does that come to mean "zonal marking"?
>>69568581
zonal marking as in the football tactics blog (http://www.zonalmarking.net/), not actual zonal marking
>>69568595
>http://www.zonalmarking.net/
oh thanks, i had no clue they translate it like that. i know the blog but i always go to their german website.
Everyone calls it liquorice ball desu.
>>69566941
Fucking this. I know shit about apehoop but because of sp memes I know more about nba than the average bandwagonner.
I've called it "ape hoop" and "jigaboo jam" many times IRL. My friends think it's hilarious.
I've been coming here for 10 years and have never had that problem. Stop being such a fucking autist.
>>69562632
why not just be racist? youre racist so why dont you just let them know instead of hiding who you are?
>>69565438
>lowkey
asians are literally the most highkey racists
>>69563831
Reddit is socially acceptable for some reason unless you are in one of those MRA-redpill forums, in which case everyone knows you're an asshole already.
You never, ever admit you know what 4chan is.
I teach high school math; if I ever admitted to my students that I understood their memes, I think my teaching career would be over.
>>69568783
salmiakkibällu
>>69562494
are you trying to say being racist is wrong? because it isn't.
>>69573400
admitting you're on 4chan is wrong.
It's like when an American tries to talk about the Champions League and some euro simply shuts it down with
>this flag
if you admit you're on 4chan, anything you say after that will be disregarded because you're just looking for the edgiest lulz.
>>69573400
>trip
>Never admit you know what 4chan is.
Rule One.
>>69573459
well I agree, what kind of faggot would admit to being on 4chan?
>>69573521
>>>/reddit/
>>69562494
>not calling it nigger squeak
>not calling all basketball players giga niggas
