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SOON LA
ARSENE KNOWS BEST
>>69559886
this desu, all these whining pissbabies need to look in the mirror and have a good think
>>69559886
This. 100% this.
>>69559886
>>69559921
>>69559936
what the fuck are you lads trying to do to this thread?
WENGER OUT
>>69559886
Agreed mate, can't wait for him to prove the WOB wrong (once again might I add)
>>69559956
dumb samefag. the ip count didn't change.
Say it with me
Arsene in.
G O N Z A L O
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Lads it's about time we end the 'wenger out' meme, newfags take it seriously and don't realise it's all satire. who's with me?
>>69559860
why is Sane playing fullback and Rodriguez a winger?
>>69560000
QUADS CONFIRM
But seriously yeah, the wengerout bullshit is getting old, was funny at the start but not anymore, and r*dditors take it seriously
This is the worst start to a thread we've had for a while. Please calm down with the shitposting lads. I know it's only 2 of you.
>>69560000
Sure, the ruse was good while it lasted. Time for us to get behind the manager
Lads it's about time we end the 'arsene knows best' meme, newfags take it seriously and don't realise it's all satire. who's with me?
>>69560000
I'm with you senpai, WENGER TILL I DIE
>>69560084
Sure, the ruse was good while it lasted. Time for us to get rid of the manager
>>69559860
>santi starting
no, no no no fambam
>>69560084
>he unironically wants to stab Uncle Arsene in the back
How do you sleep at night?
As a former WOB, I would like to take this opportunity to APOLOGIZE to Mr Wenger.
I am sorry for ever doubting you, please never leave Arsenal.
>>69560148
>uncle arsene
just look at this fucking nonce
>>69560162
>this fucking samefag
pls stop mate
>>69560162
me too, this is a fantastic opportunity for a mass apology to Arsene from all his former haters. SORRY ARSENE
>>69560193
Are you the one stuck in the philippines
>>69560000
I hope that I will die before Wenger because I couldn't live without Wenger as the coach of Arsenal FC.
>>69560237
I'll respond here I guess.
>>69560193
>You are simply in between crises
There is nothing but crisis. Get over it.
>if you deny the world around you
I certainly don't. On the contrary, I'm all about self-assertion. Asceticism is self-denial
/arse/ - shitposting & existentialism
>>69560320
Wouldn't be /arse/ without it m8
>>69560265
>self-assertion
for what purpose?
>>69560237
Yep. 3.5 years.
>>69560358
who do you support la? i feel like you're probably a man utd fan
>>69560358
Have you tried the British embassy?
>>69560357
Will to power
>>69560379
Are you not narcissistic and self-indulgent?
>>69560000
Quads confirm Wenger is here forever
>no transfers
>akb vs wob war about to start again
>>69560237
>>69560358
>Are you the one stuck in the philippines
how the fuck does that happen
>>69560457
There are no AKBs
Only WOBs and trolls
>>69560368
You have to understand that the embassy does not interfere in criminal matters. They will provide vitamins, and check for gross mistreatment, if you are jailed. They simply will not make a phone call and say, "filing charges on our citizen in this case is obvious blackmail, get you people in line".
That is only for the military or government personnel.
>>69560475
listen i just really wanted to post that gif mate
>>69559852
ok i'll bite.... what's with the forced meme where arsene's eyes are blacked out? isn't that sort of thing usually used with innocents/victims/etc? or maybe i guess you're saying that arsene is the victim of his players more often than not being (mental midget) shits?
>>69560134
(pic related)
>>69560466
something about getting blackmailed over something that he had nothing to do with by a rich family
>>69559886
hey if i need suggestions for what types of wine, cheese, and classical music i should have on a rainy night up in my ivory tower then i will concede that, indeed, arsene knows best.
>>69560508
i think it's mildly amusing desu
>>69560367
United. However, I have only been on this board for a few months. Ihave been on /b/, /sci/, /tv/, etc., off and on for over 10 years.
I chose United because everywhere I travelled on business, there was always a United game on tv. I could name the entire squad back 1997 or 1998. All time favorite player was Ole.
>>69560523
hey at least that's better than ending up kidnapped like it often happens in a bunch of other south/central american countries.
>>69560554
oh yeah i never said it was a shit meme (tho i suppose "forced meme" does carry a connotation) i was merely trying to understand it for maximum enjoyment
>>69560523
No, a poor drug addict family. They just got lucky and found the right corrupt NBI guy.
>>69560558
You're probably the oldest guy here la
>>69560581
Have you not tried escaping via some fisherman boat or some shit?
>>69560581
where are you from originally? and why haven't you tried getting smuggled?
>>69560600
I'm 34
>>69560558
Ole Gunnar Solskjær < Ol Gunner Saurus
>>69560630
do cashiers often try to give you the discounts on wednesdays?
>>69560645
No I get carded at bars sometimes just got carded buying smokes 10 mins ago
>>69560617
>>69560627
Immigration stamps your passport in and out. Even a fishing boat would want me to go to immigration before leaving, and I would have to pay him to ignore it...except bribes are admissions of guilt, and the captain wold probably report it. Arriving in Malaysia, I have not exited immigration in the Phils...
Overall, I have a 10% chance of success at each step, and have to get lucky 3 times in a row.
>>69560652
just think, someday getting carded will be a life-affirming reminder that you're hopefully not as close to death as you fear.
>>69560652
Babyface?
>>69560677
at least living there isn't that bad, right? ;_;
>>69560677
I will make a promise. I will run out of money in December, probably. Before I do anything, I will post a link to scanned copies of all the court documents so you all will see how ridiculous and obvious the blackmail is.
>>69560715
why not just do it now? you don't have much to lose anyway
>>69560695
Be a tourist, never stay long enough for people to know you, and you are probably safe. If you stay long enough, especially if someone gets the idea you have money, you will have major problems eventually.
>>69560692
Yep. But if I keep a well groomed beard I look more my age
>>69560727
>>69560727
I have $10K left.
If I actually named the NBI guy, the prosecutors, the judge and the defense lawyer, I would be dead in a week, and THEY would get to spend the money. Better I drink for 5 or 6 months.
>>69560715
Is that what you're saving the N for m8?
>>69560771
Yep. I think in advance.
>>69560422
Not lugubriously so
Wenger in desu, all the WOBs are scared little pissbabies
>>69560804
What does it matter? You're a negligible collection of atoms confined to a negligible amount of dimensions for a negligible amount of time
>>69560834
AKBs are scared of change
>>69560771
Have you tested the purity? I'm still too scared to order from johnson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMpmyAIqeaM
>>69560847
>AKBs are scared of change
WOBs are the ones scared of change, they can't fathom that we are about to win the premier league this season. Screenshot this, wenger has changed and will sign lacazette, stones and gotze.
Also most WObs are fucking old white men, Arsenal belongs to us POC as well, and Wenger understands this.
>>69560847
I don't see why a materialist world-view should carry the implication that I am negligible or that my finite time here is negligible.
In fact, it seems to be quite the contrary
>>69560886
Negligible in terms of scale
>>69560873
You aren't even trying
@69560873
terrible bait.
>>69560000
Checked
And yes, I agree, the meme has gone on for too long desu, nutters like Claude actually believe it
>>69560868
The sample knocked me out. Forget about it for a few months, then think fresh.
>>69560886
Epicurianism is a meme
>>69560903
>implying any scale beyond my own is relevant
>>69560935
Absolutely
>>69560873
This. Once Wenger eventually leaves us Sol Campbell should take over, about time we had a manager who reflects london values
>>69560948
THIS SO MUCH
>>69560873
>>69560948
>>69560973
>samefagging this much
>Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger has reportedly told forward Joel Campbell, 24, to look for a new club, with some interest from Spanish side Valencia. (Estadio Deportivo, via Daily Star)
W-Wenger knows best, r-right?
>>69561069
He doesn't know better than you.
Tell us what you think about Joel Campbell's future at the Arsenal, lad.
>>69561069
Meh I'm not that bothered, the OX is better anyway by faaaar
>>69561081
Pic related is Campbell's future career at Arsenal
>>69561107
me on the left
>>69560924
How big of a sample?
Do you think I should '''holiday''' to an Asian shithole to just remove the risk altogether?
>>69561160
I don't know, I don't own a scale. A quarter of a kid's spoon, a few hundred mg?
My advice is go to an asian shithole to get laid, it will probably change your life for a while. When you don't have a worry about ordering, you will do it. There is probably no hurry.
>>69561107
Mirin calves. Why do Asians have such big calves? It's not fair
>>69561234
tiny manlet legs make their calves look slightly bigger, the rest is your imagination
>>69561123
What's your skype
>>69561208
Do you have kids?
I've had sex, sure it was great but what does that matter
Please get a scale and measure the dose. The last thing you want is to wake up braindead m8
>>69561303
chrishansendatelinenbc
>>69561251
The average Filipino male is literally 3 inches shorter and 35 pounds lighter than an American woman. All you faggots should be finding wives here. Just make sure they are actually gay (95% aren't, despite your cock in their ass), and ask them to shave before putting on makeup.
Embarrassing transvestites in this place.
>>69561309
K add me back
ArseneKnowsBest69
>>69561317
Sorry lad, I only like the whitest of qt japanese girls with skin the colour of milk
Well, there goes Ozils confidence
>tfw generally don't find Asian girls attractive
Post some qts to convert me desu
>>69561307
Asian girls are different. You can keep a great illusion going for years before the hammer falls. Try it.
The LD is under 9g. You are talking about 25g.
Remember, when your brain is making excuses, you are acting prematurely.
>>69560000
this tbdesu
Just read on Twitter that Mahrez is agitating for a move.
#WELCOMETOARSENAL
Not sure if I hate Wenger or Pokemon more at this stage to be utterly and completely desu lads
>>69561353
>illusion
I don't want to die because my life sucks - it doesn't
Also the chink could have cut it to shit. Why not make sure
>>69561348
suzukaze aoba
>>69561384
that's only if Chelsea don't want him
>>69561487
>4088x5945
Why do you faggots do this
Any good players in the Turk league >we can poach during this?
>>69561384
there is literally no reason not to sign him
push the button wenga
>>69561496
Yeah and PSG, Juve, Madrid, Barca, ManUre, and ManCity.
It's fucking happening lads
>>69561487
pls no anime
>>69561518
here's a top average qt
>>69561466
Making sure costs me 5 or 6 months. You can buy a test kit, of you want.
Illusion - the idea that she actually cares enough when things go to shit. In my case there were 3 people who could have fixed my situation with no real problems for them.
why does Wenger hate Joel?? what has he done aside from give his all? he's young and was fantastic last season.
why does he want to get rid of him instead of Ox and Walcott?
>>69560771
what's the N?
>>69561635
don't worry about it
>>69561567
One last question for you
How big was the package from Johnson - would it count as a parcel? There are anonymous parcel boxes here but they don't take things that could fit in your letterbox
Mahrez to PSG is where all the money's currently going. There's a lot of noise on the french language forums about his people having met with Nasser Al-Khelaif on Tuesday. They're saying his English wife wanted to stay in the UK because of friends and family, but has since been persuded to leave.
I'd love him here and really hoped Wonga would be able to charm his pants off, but if PSG are serious, and it looks like they are, they'll beat any contract offer from us.
Very disappointed. We should have been all over the deal as soon as the season ended.
CELEBRATORY GUNFIRE REPORTED IN DAMASCUS SYRIA!!!!
>>69561658
Mahrez is a practising muslim
>>69561512
I'd unironically take him back with open arms
>>69561673
As the entire world will soon be Insh'Allah
>should have just signed Kante and Mahrez
>just got rejected by Vardy instead
WENGER OUT
>>69561651
Jeez. Small priority package, probably called letter size, but package was not flat pack. Something similar to pic related.
>>69561673
>practising Muslim
Not when he's in the sack with that bombshell wife of his. They probably do anal and all sorts. Absolutely haram.
>>69561697
post wife
>>69560948
maybe the little boy inside RVP can work on his coaching badges under sol?
>>69561384
(pic related)
>>69561677
>west ham didn't even want the dutch skunk even tho he was willing to come down from his ~250k/week wages
i wonder how the old man inside of RvP feels about this?
>pogba
>reppin a carmelo anthony jersey
>melo famously turned down a chance to leave new york to go win
>most believe melo doesn't care about winning
i'm thinking pogba's in the bag. ornstein confirms when?
c-can he play striker?
>>69561864
So...you think it is better that he is a constantly replaceable cog at Barca or Real, which won before him and will win after him, rather helping make his home team great after 3 years of losing trophies?
I bet you cheered for Miami, Cleveland, instead of your home team. Exporting your faggotry to Europe, what a loser.
>>69561864
Pogba left his youth team to United without even consulting the team lel
Also, Pogba used to be a striker at United, he'll probably be used in a more attacking midfield role though
>>69561818
They might change their mind come transfer deadline day after they've been rejected by Troy Deeney and Theo.
>“The situation with Draxler is 100 per cent certain that he will be staying at Wolfsburg,” he told Germany broadcaster Sport1. “There is no discussing that.”
>>69562025
You act like a club has never said a player's not for sale and then promptly sold him anyway before.
Mind you it's us so probably not anyway.
>>69562048
>You act like a club has never said a player's not for sale and then promptly sold him anyway before.
>tfw last week Arsenal told Juventus that Alexis is not for sale
>>69562011
Striker...so little content, so many trolls.
All football threads need to filter Americans. Seriously.
It is like Zika.
A minor infection.
It causes babies with no brain, maybe.
It deforms babies of pregnant mothers.
It deforms babies of women even if pregnancy is 6 months after infection.
It infects males as well.
It hides ijn the uterine tract of women indefinitely.
Oh, shit, it is an STD!
Potential holocaust incoming!
In a nutshell, that is Americans in football, or anything else. Next he will ask for a soft salary cap that forces top players to Barca, Real, or Bayern.
>>69562078
>/a/ poster
Juventus don't have money for fuck's sake. Christ, they offered us 8 million for RVP.
And in the coming years you'll soon see less and less players from the PL go to the big continental teams, because the PL teams are about to become so fucking loaded they won't be able to compete.
>>69562048
you're right, he'll be sold to Bayern to replace Götze
>>69562078
could be worse, remember the Fabregas saga?
Stream for attempted coup in Turkey if you any of you want to take your minds off Arsenal being shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
>>69559886
AKB till I die
Thanks for your years of dedication, based Arsene
>>69562151
>Juventus don't have money for fuck's sake
Until Mourinho gives them £100m and they take both Alexis and Higuain from us.
I do agree with you though. Apparently the Bundesliga is getting a billion pound investment too so Bayern will still compete along with Barca and Madrid. Chinese takeovers might save Italy too.
>tfw all this talk about SEA
I'm malaysian, my gangster uncle would smuggle you out if he could flipbro
I don't buy the 3 inches thing, I'm 5'8 and when I go home I'm very average height in the business district in KL. The rich white tourists make me feel subhuman/like some kind of zoo attraction, the dutch women are always 5'9+
That flip data is probably accounting for millions of peasants who shouldn't really count. It's the people in the city that matter
>>69562224
>I'm 5'8
i'm sorry
>>69562224
Riza Aziz pls go
>>69562203
>Until Mourinho gives them £100m
They won't reinvest it on sales either. Corrupt to the core.
>>69561985
huh? i'm a bulls fan dude.... i didnt give a shit about miami or cleveland other than the 2010 eastern conference finals.
i was just making dumb jokes about pogba to arsenal. obviously it isnt gonna happen, and for the most part loyalty doesnt exist in modern football unless you're ryan giggs or something (and ask his brother about giggsy's unique definition of "loyalty" =)
>TLDR = so hey how's that duterte administration going so far?
>>69562224
Talk to him, he will explain why it won't work. I have had a lot of time to think this through and find a solution....a flip could do it, and they do everyday. A foreigner is a different problem.
Unfortunately, The Bourne Identity is fiction, and I don't have a rogue government agency supplying me fake passports. Oh, and ensless foreign cash.
>>69562359
Duarte? Excellent.
He is doing the Singapore method, as predicted, and it is working. I am still drinking and shitposting at 8am and the number of addicts is down 95%.
>>69562116
jesus christ dude. i'm sorry i exist desu
>>69562390
and i wasn't trolling about duarte... i was genuinely asking how it's going with him. glad to hear that life is good!
>>69562421
I am down 12 beers and 4 shots of scotch. Don't take it personally, faggot fatburger anon. Rock chalk jayhawk, or some such team building midwestern chant.
>>69562484
no i'm taking it very personally. i'm jotting down "faggot fatburger anon" for when i report you to the cyber police... the consequences will never be the same for you, pacquiao!
>/me wonders if you can anonymously report a drug addict to the duarte administration? hmmmmm >=]
(yes, i'm "taking the piss" as our british masters would say)
so hey pacquiao who would you sign if you were in charge @ arsenal?
lol i think the turkish military is attepting a coup right now. i wonder how the little boy inside of RvP feels about that?
>MUH 250K/WEEK
>>69562517
You can. 100k pesos, $2100, for reporting a dealer. It works wpnders. The problem is he is slaughtering them by the hundreds, so people feel bad reporting them.
![42844450-surprised-face-dark-background[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/r2TfWN8.jpg "42844450-surprised-face-dark-background[1]")
>>69562517
My sources just told me that we'll be signing someone soon.
#patience
>the state of /arse/
Rumors pls, anything pls
>>69562588
bendtner plz.
actually speaking of the lord when can the prodigal TGSTEL return home to lead arsene to his CL trophy so he can finally retire from arsenal a complete man?
...and then go on and win the 2018 WC with england, of course.
>>69562654
>tfw Bendtner is unironically a class above the rest of the strikers Denmark have at their disposal
Would rather have fucking Jozy desu
>>69562722
>a class above the rest of the strikers Denmark have at their disposal
What about Poulsen? He's pretty solid, isn't he?
>>69562759
Forgot about him desu. Good shout. Should play ahead of an out-of-form and clubless Bendtner
>tfw you remember when Lansbury, Jack, Bendtner, and JET all goated together as babbies
WENGER IN. ERDOGAN OUT.
Damn, I was hoping to get home to some good news. Instead it's
>Kante to Chelsea
>Higuain to Juve
>Pogba to utd
Glad I didn't have hopes for the transfer season anyways. Comfy 4th here Arsenal comes.
>>69562858
You now remember the most lethal strike force in the history of youth football: Lupoli and Bendtner.
Youth FA-cup final Jack-Frimmy-Coquelin-Lansbury midfield back together when?
>>69562932
>Pogba
Do people still think hes good?
>>69562983
Certainly better than any CM Arsenal have, I noticed you conveniently ignored the other signings. Other squads in the league are strengthening, Arsenal aren't doing shit. Signing all the players doesn't mean success but having successful managers with great players surely helps. Arsenal haven't improved w/ any signings(Xhaka?Nope) while stuck with the same manager. 4th will be the highest place attained next season.
>>69562944
Why can't I hold all these goats
>>69562944
Never saw the appeal of Lansbury.
Frimmy was a waste though. Injuries shattered him (how often have we had to say that?) when he looked like he'd at least be Coq's current level in the future.
>>69562983
>>69563012
>bottles the CL final in 2015
>bottles the Euro final in 2016
>100 mil player
>>69563012
He's a poor man's Cazorla 2bh, except Cazorla has won a WC and two Euros
>>69563118
Juve went up against arguably the best Barcelona side of all time. Also, can't base a players price or hype on country form, it's based mostly on club play(which has been great at Juve). Plus utd are paying for even further potential growth.
>>69563080
Lansbury was fucking goat lad. I use Forest in FIFA solely to play with him and meme them up to the premier league
>>69563148
He plays in a shit-tier league in a stacked team. He is the definition of average.
>>69563201
Guess we will find out this season. Regardless, Arsenal aren't improving while other clubs are, even if Utd sign Pogba I still think Michk was the better signing. Absolute steal I can't believe nobody else went for him.
Despite being good, Pogba is the most overrated footballer in the world.
Do you think he'd be as hyped if he was a white bald manlet?
>>69563136
Exactly. He couldn't get into a top 10 squad in the Prem. Over rated beyond belief.
Seriously can't wait for Liverpool to BTFO Arsenal
>>69563242
>Pogba has black privilege
>>69563329
I am drunk. Tomorrow, I will rip you a new asshole.
Meanwhile, consider how a successful black is treated versus a similarly successful white.
>>69563372
Except for I never have any optimism with regards to Arsenal so I never have false hope.
>>69563418
>muh identity politics
There's class or nonsense.
A rich black guy and a rich white guy have privilege. A poor black guy or a poor white guy have no privilege.
>>69563314
Okay man you've been in here a few days trying to bait Arsenal and liverpool have a >you and fuck off
>>69563588
Not bait at all, just an Arsenal fan that understands how shit the season will be starting with the opening match with fucking Akpom or Sonogoals up top with Theo(shit) and Ox(fucking shit) on the wings.
>>69563678
There's about a 7% chance that will happen though so plug your queef and post sexy Mesut
>>69563722
Wish I had the optimism you do, not even memeing or baiting I honestly think next season could get really ugly, let's hope I am proven wrong. I would be happy to be proven wrong.
Who objectively gets the most pussy out of the first team squad? My money's on new man Xhaka 2bh.
>people only worrying about Giroud
>not worrying that Alexis will be out for a while after no rest again this summer and a fucked ankle
Attacking options are shit.
>>69563843
Wilshere.
>married with kids, so bored
>manlet, so has to overcompensate by banging endless slags
>always injured, plenty of time to bang behind his wife's back
>goes out a lot
>#LAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTimFSxt1mw
IN
>>69563996
Giroud can kinda fit in that description
Daily reminder that Arsecucks are going to be even MORE irrelevant when Wenger leaves.
Can't fucking wait.
>>69564093
>frog-poster
>cuck-poster
Daily reminder that your life is a joke and you're utterly miserable
>>69564116
Nice projection. The fact is, it isn't. I still love laughing at you guys.
>mfw Arsecucks think Gary Monk will win them trophies because they believe the manager is the problem not the board xDD
>>69564078
only one spic is acceptable
>>69564142
This is just sad at this point.
>>69564142
>/arse/ wanting Gary Monk
Lad either you're in some kind of eternal time warp or you're lit m8
>>69564174
Not an argument. But what a surprise an Arsecuck can't actually argue. Keep blaming Wenger while the board stuffs their pockets with your money as they laugh
>AND THEY STILL BLAME WENGER HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
And then a new manager comes in and you'll blame Wenger for 3-5 years because "he left Arsenal in a terrible state" (which contradicts your claim he doesn't spend money, which means he isn't going to spend all the money the next manager would want) until you realise that Wenger wasn't the problem. The board is.
But, keep crying about how you'd totally be winning constant sextuplets if you had somebody like Gary Monk or whatever meme 'had a decent season in a literally who league' manager you guys want IN :DD.
>>69564302
>typing all of this at 3am GMT
Delusional m8 go to bed
>cheaper turkish players
how about that young turklet who looked handy in the yuros?
Alright lads just got back from clubbing and I'm pretty fucked. Danced with some milf and shit so how's the transfer scene looking like? I'm about to wank desu
>>69565189
Vardy, Higuain, Pogba and Jack Colback linked to Arsenal in the last hours, stay tuned
>>69565214
>Vardy.Pogba, Colback
Don't lie to me Gerardo u cunt
>>69565255
Only Higuain has been linked. But thankfully it looks like Juventus will get him. Sorry, but £78m for Higuain is fucking insanity.
>>69564990
Turan you mean? He's staying at Barca.
Arsenal don't need more midfielders. Need a left winger and a proper striker.
We're told only one fit striker for the starting game, but what happened to Asano? Why not loan him out after the first game?
Akpom and Asano probably could manage together.
I dunno. I doubt Wenger will sign a proper main striker or a left winger, or even a multipositional defender.
Hope Akpom GOAT's it up.
>>69565491
>turan
>young
emre mor. coup is failing anyway. I blame wenger.
>>69564093
>>69564142
>>69564302
wew lads.... i thought i was pretty secure in my plastic arsenal fandom but this anon who showed up tonight really talked some sense. i never thought of things like this b4 and i can't help but reflect on the very cromulent points that anon made.
now i can't help but ask myself why didn't i just force myself to root for manchester united when i got into soccer; in ~15-20 years i'm gonna hate myself for not picking a winner that would go on to collect ~18 major trophies in 16 years under the unequivocal leadership of the greatest manager in the history of the PL: Sir Jose Mourinho (SJM)
...but instead i had to go pick the stupid fucking soccer team with a cannon for a logo like "whoa arsenal is the coolest team name ever!!" --- i must seriously have a deep subconscious affinity for phallic objects, eh?
>>69565387
I'd prefer Higuain over Xhaka, Welbeck, Walcott, Giroud and Da Ox, but obviously the owners prefer to keep the billions instead of investing in the team like the rest of the fucking league that is getting stronger and stronger
higuain to juve
zaza in the bag lads
fabian johnson when
>>69565550
Thought Dortmund signed Mor
>>69565491
Asano won't get a work permit and Akpom is utter fucking shite
Kys
>tfw /arse/ ded
T-thanks wonga
Campbell to Valencia apparently
>>69566403
They did.
So what's Wenger's excuse going to be at the end of August for why Xhaka and some Jap that can't even play in the PL are the only signings
http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/20160701/arsenal-xi-take-on-boreham-wood
tfw no stream :(
>>69568153
Would be hilarious if we brought out the first team and fucking dicked them
mahrez in the bag lads
wenger IN
>>69565387
I don't give a shit if we spend £78 mil if that's what it takes to win us the league. Lack of ambition across the board.
And Juventus aren't going to pay £78 million on anyone, but just having them enter the ring would make it easier for us since Napoli would obviously prefer to sell Higgy abroad.
>>69568472
Would be more hilarious if he brought the first team out and they get absolutely raped by Boreham wood and a few players pick up a few cheeky injuries
WENGER OUT
>>69568500
>Xhaka's acl gets btfo and is out for the year
>>69568500
>that one game a season where everything goes horribly wrong and half the team gets long term injuries
Yfw Kante and Mahrez leave and Vardy comes crawling back
Remember when Walcott started, got injured in 3 minutes, Ox gets subbed on and gets injured in 10 minutes
Good times
>>69568676
Can't wait for Wilshere to come back and get injured again.
Sky Sports News HQ @SkySportsNewsHQ
Manchester United XI vs. Wigan: Johnstone; Fosu-Mensah, Bailly, Blind, Shaw; Carrick; Herrera, Lingard, Mkhitaryan; Memphis, Wilson.
must be nice
Can't wait until these cunts rape us twice this season
>>69568726
Looks like Mou will finally win at the Emirates this season
All that remains is St James Park
Just saw moh get off the train at Highbury and Islington
He's shorter that I imagined
>>69569012
Did you say hello
>>69569042
Na, not even sure if it was him, I just passed some bug eyed paki getting on the train and only made the connection after
>>69569196
lol
>Claudio Ranieri: "Our goal next season is stay in the Premier League and aim for 40 points because the second season is often difficult. But after that we dream of winning another trophy." (bbc.co.uk)
Oouff what a dumb statement, let the raid begin boys
Mahrez confirmed, Higuain next
>>69568676
I raged so hard at that game
Walcott was in such stellar form as well
Fucking poortherners
I was there, literally my first Arsenal game ever. Away section kept singing though. I don't think Ive ever clapped yet along sang for an entire half we love you arsenal we do
Evening lads, Wenger out when?
Anyone got a live stream for the game today?
>https://mobile.twitter.com/SkyKaveh/status/754295455719297024
>Kaveh Solhekol
Kaveh Solhekol – Verified account @SkyKaveh
>Presenter on official Napoli radio station says Gonzalo Higuain “will almost certainly join Arsenal for €50m
Sky Sports News HQ @SkySportsNewsHQ
BREAKING: Sky Sources: @ChelseaFC sign @nglkante from @LCFC for £32million.
MUST
>>69570121
Atleast post the full quote, you cunt
>'Presenter on official Napoli radio station says Gonzalo Higuain “will almost certainly join Arsenal for €50m plus Olivier Giroud” '
>>69570131
Shitroud isn't a loss
>>69570167
Never said it was
>>69570177
My apologies then.
I'm still hyped to hear.
GONZALOOOOO
HI GUA IN!!!
Wenger in
>>69570131
>>69570121
I would get hype, but I'm unable to trust any Italian source on transfers - unless Napoli's president himself says it, don't buy it
>>69570244
this tbdesu
>>69570121
>>69570131
>swap deals
>trading one striker for another when you are already short on players
Giroud may be mediocre but as a second choice striker he would great especially when the next best thing is Theo 'can't hold up the ball, dribble or shoot' Walcott and don't get me started on the youth players. Every other striker option that Wenger tried failed miserably.
>>69570244
this, all WOBs are whiners who should fuck off and support city desu, away with those glory hunters
>>69570333
This
Just fork out more cash if you really want higuain, don't shoot yourself in the foot ffs
>>69570333
Oh who fucking cares, it's Gonzalo Higuain. You fucking gimps will never stop moaning no matter what Arsenal do in the transfer market.
Higuain > Giroud. If getting Higuain means we have to give up Giroud, so be it!
swapping giroud for higuain leaves us with one striker again. with walcshit as backup for when he has three months out injured.
not one but two strikers are needed.
>>69570390
we have 3 m8
Higuain/Walcott/Akpom
>Sheffield Wednesday @swfc
Owls' starting XI: Wildsmith, Hunt, Lees, Hutchinson, Palmer, Matias, Wallace, Bannan, Lee, Forestieri, Joao #swfc
>
3 hhace 3 horas
Sheffield Wednesday @swfc
On the bench: Dawson, J Lee, O'Grady, Vermijl, Helan, Semedo, Melo, McGugan, Hirst, Nuhiu, Stobbs #swfc
Must b nice
Arsenal FC @Arsenal 2m2 minutes ago
Goal for @BOREHAM_WOODFC. The hosts take the lead courtesy of Devera's header into the top corner at the back post 0-1 (10)
HAHAHA WENGER OUT
Not like this, lads... not like this
http://www.chelseafc.com/news/latest-news/2016/07/kante-signs.html/
All this while Mkhitaryan styling for Man U
We have to be the biggest joke in the league
>>69561090
Fuck off, Campbell has shown much more potential than Ox, English players are garbage, overpaid and overrated
>>69570413
+ sanogo
So we're hoping Chelsea/City win the league next season? Rather them than Mou and we have no chance of winning.
>>69570581
hopefully city desu
>>69570581
Another meme team would be good.
>>69570594
is west ham meme-y enough?
>>69570630
Scared of the Payetfag. How about Southampton?
Why aren't we going for Mahrez?
We need a winger.
>>69570671
look errr now that xhaka was signed ramsey will be a permanent wing player
>>69570581
Mou isn't gonna win it lol.
>>69570536
Yes mate because a preseason friendly against Wigan means so much doesn't it.
Mkhi really isn't that great. Had one good season at Dortmund.
>>69570508
Kante is the definition of a one season wonder. Wenger is a genius for not signing him, a GENIUS
Why the fuck would we trade Giroud for Higuain.
We have a lack of strikers at the moment and Higuain isn't good enough to carry the position on his own.
Higuain and Giroud at the same time would be solid, but just Giroud or just Higuain would be shite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkl0K5Dn-_c
>>69570413
Akpom doesn't count
>>69570714
pretty much.
Although hes probably going to juve anyways. either that or thats just a rumor to get his transfer fee up even higher? (80m not enough wtf?)
>>69570687
>Mkhi isn't great
>look at Kante meme guys
Come on. Mkhitaryan is a pretty good player. Let's just hope United continue their trend of fucking up decent players.
>>69570714
Higuain is the best striker in the world after Suarez
>>69570747
lmao
>>69570743
I didn't say anything about Kante lad.
I still reckon Mkhi will flop desu. He was pretty shite in his first couple seasons at Dortmund, and he's a massive bottler with very little mental strength which is an extremely anti-Mou trait to have. Remember that Real Madrid match?
If he plays how he did last season he'll be great, but I doubt we'll see it straight away. He'll probably take time to settle in if he ever does.
It's so annoying how the media has to wank over every fucking signing Manchester United make. They did it with Depay last season and look how that turned out.
>>69570747
He's a decent striker nothing more. Remember he plays in fucking Italy.
Why didn't Arsenal sign Kante instead of Xhaka?
>>69570858
Well they're different players for one.
>>69570816
What the FUCK are you talking about? Mkhitarian just played like a God. The "he suffers anxiety and needs 3 seasons before playing good" meme has been perpetuated by the Wengerist media to justify not signing any renowned player
WENGER OUT
>>69569012
>Moh
>>69570747
>>69570831
Italy, the most defensive league in the fucking world yet he still scores 36 league goals. THIRTY SIX LEAGUE GOALS.
I bet if we were signing Adebalo Adebalajo from Ligue 2 after he scored 36 league goals last season you'd all be hyped.
>>69570895
Yeah I just said he had a great season. Unless you're talking about the friendly he just played to which I'll say that Yaya Sanogo once scored 4 goals against Benfica.
But before that he was pretty shit and was a massive bottler.
>>69570895
>meme
It's not even a meme. He had to see a psychiatrist and got a self help book from Tuchel in his last season at Dortmund.
>>69570929
It may be the most defensive league in the world but the defenders aren't particular good are they.
I'd be hyped if Adebalajo was an 18 year old prospect yes but if we're trading our only proven striker for a striker who is scoring in a low quality league then I'd be a bit concerned.
>>69570719
>that RvP free kick
Absolutely world-class
>>69570980
>Low quality league
>Top 5 league in the world of football
Get a grip, Higuain is world class.
I've been gone for a bit, do we still think Xhaka is shit because of his performances in the Euros?
I don't understand this. There are plenty of players who don't perform for their countries. Lionel fucking Messi has just retired from international football after years of underachievement with Argentina. Lewandowski, one of the best number 9s in Europe, scored 1 goal in the Euros and overall wasn't that great. Harry Kane, the top scorer in the BPL, was absolute shite for England in the Euros.
International form doesn't mean shit. Xhaka was considered one of the best players in the Bundesliga last season, why aren't we talking about that? People are gonna cry damage control but it's a valid point.
Higuain is the first guy to score 36 goals, the last guy who scored 35 was preWW2
He's clearly a talent
Price too high for arsenal though
>>69570687
>replying to a known shitposter
Top kek.
>>69571037
same reason people claim 'Higuain is shit'. 4chan
>>69571037
Yes. Xhaka is shit. Don't let the long diagonal passes fool you.
>wake up
>no signings for Arsenal
>other teams making signings
>Wenger still alive
>Arsenal losing to Boreham Wood
WENGER OUT
>>69571173
it's arsenal youth m8
>>69571060
And? What's your point? Nothing says he'll do well in EPL. Sanchez scored loads of goals in his first season at Arsenal, so did Costa, but their 2nd season was fucking shit. Di Maria was 'one of the best in the world' and turned out to play like shit in EPL.
Just cause he scored that many goals in Juventuswinslol league means nothing.
£80m on a 'he might do it in EPL' is fucking madness. You might as well get Morata and Draxler for £90m.
>>69571181
Don't understand why desu. Cazorla should at least be playing, he needs to get fit.
What's the point in arranging a first team friendly for the U21s? Just play an U21 friendly.
>>69571217
half of them will be starting the first five games.
>>69571217
It's not a first team friendly. It's the u21s and u18s.
>>69571252
JONKERS OUT
>mfw no signings
>>69571294
>mfw that was the last time Arsenal played well
Remember when Arsenal beat Leicester with a last minute goal and everyone here actually believed that Arsenal would push on and win the league afterwards?
LOL!
>>69571414
>"There's your fairytale!"
Fucking hell. It was hard trying to keep people from getting carried away and reminding them that we wouldn't win the league anyway desu
So do you like us (Chelsea) now that Mou manages United?
>>69571414
remember when Stevie G slipped?
Arsenal FC @Arsenal
A great save denies Malen from equalising with 20 minutes left. Take a look at some of the action so far 0-1 (72)
>>69571556
Vlad to score a late equaliser
>>69571037
people in these threads literally know nothing about football 2bh
>swap deals
So definitely not happening then. I don't want Giroud to go anyway desu, he's good when he isn't played every single minute for months on end and obviously there also isn't a single decent striker in the squad except for him.
>>69571594
The non-Arsenal fans who post here regularly do.
>>69571037
>>69571594
Yes, Messi is shit. He just carried his team to a WC final and two continental cups in three years
>>69571037
Those players still try though, they just ultimately find it harder to perform when not in their favoured club systems
Xhaka literally just stood in the middle of the pitch. When somebody gave him the ball he stood on it for about 5 seconds before rolling it back
This is not what we want from a midfielder ffs
Goal for @BOREHAM_WOODFC. Jeffers races through and slots the ball into the corner as @Arsenal XI pushed for an equaliser 0-2 (88)
>>69571769
This desu. The lad can't even run.
Heard he was supposed to be the type to make crunching tackles and shit too but there was none of that either. Just 10-yard-passes to his midfield partner and a couple of long balls to the overlapping fullbacks.
>3-0
>3-0
>3-0
>3-0
>3-0
>3-0
>3-0
>>69568676
wasn't that the loss to sheffield wednesday in the league cup? fucking ell i remember that as "the most arsenal game ever"
>>69571861
is the banter era back?
wenger out
>>69571874
never fear.... there's always contingency plans if xhaka sucks!
>>69571879
aye
4-0 loss after beating Spurs at WHL
gg wenger
>>69571982
>le recycle possession man
Elneny is shit. And he's a diver too. Tried it on at least 3 occasions.
>>69571982
You just know they'll be a game where we have Elneny and Xhaka starting in a midfield two endlessly passing the ball between them while Coquelin is benched and everyone else is injured
>>69571983
3-0, just like this game against Boreham Wood.
>there are people who wouldn't swap giroud for higuain in second
>>69572042
>sign xhaka for meme long balls
>coquelin already does that but also other things like run, dribble and tackle
I hate wenger
>>69572070
Obviously higuain is better, buy it's besides the point
Signing a new striker and getting rid of giroud leaves us in the same situation as before
>>69571769
>>69571874
>hating on TSUU.0
literally why
>>69572073
Coq was actually improving last season too. You could see he'd been working on his passing and wanted to be able to contribute more than just defending.
Then Ramsey came along and made Coq play midfield all on his own, and then Wenger dropped him forever.
#FreeCoquelin
can someone explain why the OPs are now blocking out Wengie's eyes?
>chelsea
>>69572159
>literally why
Read the posts lad.
Obviously he could play better at Arsenal, but he doesn't look like a good player or a player that we need at all. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt for his first few Arsenal games, but if he looks the exact player that I saw play for Switzerland this summer I'll be pissed.
>>69572204
>boreham wood
>>69572205
give the lad a chance. Granted, I agree, he wasn't a player >we needed. Pretty big waste of 30m desu, but whatever. Maybe he will do his long meme passing to theo and get us some goals.
>>69572220
>u21 vs boreham
>senior team vs rapid wien
>>69559860
Is this your FIFA Ultimate Team, la'?
>>69570333
At the same time Higuain is so clearly an upgrade on Giroud, I think I'd prefer having the better first choice striker than a better second choice one.
nvermind, just watched one of xhaka's compilation videos. He is basically the type of player balotelli would be if he played midfield.
>>69572220
Who even cares about u21?
HAPPENING
>>69572351
Me.
C O Q
O
Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niqt3CpXowc
>>69572379
The first N'Golo Kante
This is how we finish top 3
>>69572351
just the >britcore faggots who still believe they have some talent in their youth
>>69572404
>Per
>>69572379
tfw you were on the coq train from the very beginning
>>69572404
If we got Draxler Alexis would have to move over to the right.
Alexis is literally burnt out and will never get a decent break. Sell him.
>>69572404
Realistic version
>People still rate Cazorshit
I get he's a cute fat manlet and everything, but don't you guys want to win for once?
>>69572504
i don't particularly like him but he's better than ramshit and xhaka
>>69572504
Wanting to win trophies is like reading for plot; utterly pleb-tier
>>69572525
This. I only read for the cute girls.
>>69572404
>jeff
>merteshitter
>draxlel
>no backup defense
>>69572504
cazorla is like the best player at the club you mong
>>69572504
>he doesn't rate Santi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFWBlF5pN4U
![5710788+_a30c9066ad97493cbd126e44fbb8d677[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ppJyz55.jpg "5710788+ a30c9066ad97493cbd126e44fbb8d677[1]")
>>69572547
>not reading solely for the prose
>>69572570
>that quality
>"720p"
>tfw can't JIROO post next season
Also i woke up and my ankle is swollen as fuck and i don't know why.
>>69572619
You sound even more miserable than Jewmaican. Singing the same lugubrious dirges every day.
Get your shit together, la.
https://uk.sports.yahoo.com/news/arsenal-fan-costs-spurs-1m-125534024.html
Kek
post yfw welbeck pulls a coq and goats
>>69572404
>i rate higuain
>over 30 goals
>the most goals in a season on his entire career
>the most goals anyone has ever scored on the italian league
>still be the single one reason napoli aren't on the cl
oh yeah i can't wait for him to score ten against boro after chelsea are confirmed the pl champions
>>69572652
Nah im pretty happy rn had lots of fun last night and the GOATzalo to Arsenal situation is looking good. Im gonna miss Giroud tho
>>69572689
Our record against the top 6 has been better than against the bottom six for the past 2 seasons.
>>69572704
>the GOATzalo to Arsenal situation is looking good
Oh, how young and naive.
Have a feeling if this swap deal actually happens (which I doubt it will because it's fucking stupid) Giroud will GOAT it up for Napoli.
>>69572704
>GOATzalo to Arsenal situation is looking good
expected better from you lad
>>69572718
>>69572728
http://sportwitness.co.uk/napoli-radio-higuain-will-go-arsenal-club-associate-station-says-deal/
https://twitter.com/SkyKaveh/status/754295455719297024
HABBENING
So are we calling him Golzalo or GOATzalo? Im fine with either but Golzalo reminds me of Goldado
>>69572727
>tfw jiroo scored a hat trick against us in CL
>>69572743
>HABBENING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWMG8xiXIYg
>>69572704
honestly i'm still frowning over his price tag and still, the only reason i'd have him it's because we need *another* striker
clunky slow ass giroud is still much, much better than him
>>69572743
>Update: A little further digging reveals that the claims were made by Francesco Marciano on the station. Digging some more reveals he works for the station, since 2005, rather than simply being a guest.
>However, Area Napoli carry some comments, which we assume are from the same segment, of Marciano saying: “I state that Napoli wants to try to retain Higuain, offering a renewal. When selling Pipita, he will go abroad, Paris Saint Germain and Arsenal the most likely destinations. I’m sure that he will not go to Juventus. I know that the English club is trying to raise money by selling Koscielny for €50m.”
>Not quite as certain as ‘Higuain will go to Arsenal’.
SportWitness.
I don't know what's crazier.
That Wonga's alleged solution to only having one actual striker at the club is to swap said striker with another striker, or that there are people out there who think this would be a good deal.
What happens if Higuain gets injured? We're right back to where we were before. We need a striker to play with Giroud still at the club, getting rid of Giroud and only signing one striker would be a terrible terrible terrible decision.
>>69572782
>I know that the English club is trying to raise money by selling Koscielny for €50m.”
wew
>>69572765
Those sloots are pretty hot
>>69572778
>Giroud is better than Higuain
W E W
E
W
>>69572800
And that is the same guy who is being quoted everywhere as saying Higuain to Arsenal is sure.
>>69572794
If Higuain is only available if we send Giroud the other way, then we still end up with the better player - even if we're still a striker short.
Higuain > Giroud
Swap 'em if possible if the opportunity presents itself
>the city of r/gunners
higgy in
>>69572782
Did you just wake up
>>69572810
>le italian league system baby big game choker is better than a big strong premiership proven goal scorer
lmaoing at your life
>>69572858
José please, we all know that the Premier League is a bit bigger in the minds of its followers than in reality.
>>69572858
>Has Özil, Alexis, Santi and even Bellerin creating chances for him
>still can't score 20 league goals a season
Ok
>>69572879
yeah and that must mean that a frail, notorious, overpriced choker is the right signing for us
>>69572663
good morning spain.
>>69572927
If the frail, notorious, overpriced choker is a better striker than Giroud, then yes - absolutely.
Won't happen though
>>69572421
u21s are all niggers, couldn't give a shit
>>69572898
never said oli should be our main striker
>>69572954
Racism won't be tolerated outside of /b/, lad.
Be careful or someone might report you. Would be a shame to see you go
>>69572927
curious who you think would be better.
everything and i mean everything in this world can be criticised.
>>69572800
Tbf koscielny is utter dross and for 50m we'd be laughing all the way to the bank
But then we need a centre half
this is welbeck's year
eternal Barcelona thread when???
>>69572829
Yeah but we would also pay like 50m
>>69572988
You're an idiot
>>69572993
Treatment room Player of the Year
>>69573011
>we would pay money to improve our striking situation
How very preposterous
>>69572952
giroud has the best goals/points won ratio
when everyone is shitting on the team he's the only one that scores
i'm not saying he's the quality we need but i'm sure le big game choker won't do better
>>69572982
dybala, icardi, anyone who hasn't single footedly lost their team a trohpy
>>69573053
>icardi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdEQmpVIE4A
Dybala won't leave Juve. Also harsh to say strikers lose you games. Higuain has had some high-profile chokes though
>>69573053
>i'm not saying he's the quality we need but i'm sure le big game choker won't do better
I think he just might.
>Dybala
There's no way he'd be available.
Icardi is a meme
>>69572843
No, watched the United game.
>>69573105
>Also harsh to say strikers lose you games.
they do when they miss clear chances and you lose the trophy after a 0-0 draw
>>69573117
>I think he just might.
good argument my man
love your butter tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GiEGOmbiaw
cringe as fuck
Players who should be immediately released or sold:
Mertesacker
Welbeck
Ox
Walcott
Sanogo
Gibbs
Ospina
Did I miss anyone?
>>69573243
>ospina
>>69573230
>fourth place trophies
Gotta catch 'em all!
>>69573243
Our squad is way too thin to cut players like Mertesacker, Welbz, Ox, Gibbs, Ospina desu.
>>69573250
He's shit, should sell him and Cech desu, Sczesney was one of the best keepers in the world until Wonga stabbed him in the back for having a cheeky smoke. For back up we have Emiliano
>>69573268
lmao
Chelsea hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>69573266
I'd unironically rather have the U21 squad fill in than have any of them play another game for arsenal
>>69573266
Ox is an utterly pointless player
At least Walcott is sometimes good
>>69573298
Oh I'm not disagreeing but we don't really have many wingers to cut any.
>>69573243
>walcott, gibbs
still think think they're quality, tho they'd do better in a mid table team
>ospina
he's top top quality. the only times i remember seeing him exposed are because he's an absolute manlet
Wait
They got Kante for less than we got Xhaka?
>>69573313
campbell is getting cut tho
rip joel we cri everitem
even when chelsea loses i still smile thinking about arsenal never winning the CL
>you now remember Ox controlling the game against Bayern Munich
>>69573349
They're a big club with ambition and a good manager, doubt Kante would have signed for us desu
>>69573357
What part of London are you from mate?
>sosa is back
fuck life's getting worse
>>69573226
Butter? I don't know what that means.
You didn't present an argument either, just your mindless speculation.
Looking at Giroud's and Higuain's respective careers, I think it's hard to argue that Giroud is as good a striker as the latter.
>>69573377
>What part of London are you from mate?
It's Sosa, a Chelsea fan who is obsessed with Arsenal
>>69573415
>just your mindless speculation
lol
Does the danish pastry speaks like how he types in real life?
>people bitching about Higgy choking in the big games when Henry never scored in a final
Higgy in.
>>69573477
I speak Danish in real life
>implying higuain would ever want to come to the club that booed the shit out of him for no reason
>>69573526
>tfw I was at that game and booed him too
Feels good man.
>>69573526
Filthy argie deserved it desu
>>69573526
It's only the Spanish lad that seems to think this story has any legs
WENGER OUT FFS
WENGER IN FFS
I want to see a Xhaka - Coquelin midfield two against Liverpool.
I think they'd work well and Coq needs to be starting again.
>>69572829
I agree with this, however, is akpom and theo really what Arsenal need as backup options?
>>69573875
ramsey is good again. coq will be on the bench until wenger decides he is shit again then moves him to the wing.
>>69573875
Coquelin will never play again
>>69573885
I didn't imply any such thing
>>69573935
Now let's be delusional here and say Arsenal SOMEHOW sign Higuain w/ Giroud going the other way. What would the options be for backup?
>people think arsenal can even afford those meme transfer fees
So how much was xhaka and asano already? like 30-35m combined? So lets say >we had an 80m warchest, >we would only have like 45m left if >we spent the *entire* thing.
>inb4 stan bought a ranch and could have poured money into the club
>>69573965
In the comment you responded to I explicitly said that we'd still be a striker short
>>69573927
Well I do want to see if Xhaka can help Ramsey recapture his form for Arsenal but he may not be playing against Liverpoop. I genuinely hate that Coq got dropped and maybe Xhaka can also play as a more creative player than what we saw at the Euros.
>>69574044
>xhaka can make ramsey good again meme
>xhaka can be creative
mate...
>>69574114
basically this
I thought xhaka was creative but then I just realized he cant do anything other than run forward a bit and take a wild shot
>>69573975
Fuck stan and fuck the board.
Does anyone even have any hope left that Wenger will sign anyone?
Btw im stil in love with the Coq
>>69574159
the more time goes on the more its obvious he won't
honestly, don't even think they are trying to sign anyone
>>69574173
me too lad
>>69559852
>Arsenal
>Eternal
>TFW there's not one single American team that could earn 500 replies by itself
Feels batman.
>>69574037
No no I understand what you are saying, but my question is, do you have any thoughts on what other player would possibly be brought in as a backup? Or which youth would be the primary backup?
>>69574212
I don't even think we're after Higuain, lad
>>69574206
Shhhhh...it is secretly /epl/. Don't tell the gooners.
>>69574114
I said I wanted to see if he could do either of those things. Not that he definitely could.
>>69573975
Can you Americans shut the fuck up
We have over 250m in CASH
I know you know fucking nothing about finance but companies don't fucking hold 25% of their value in cash. It's retarded
>>69574242
He can't. Don't want you to get your hopes up and get hurt senpai.
>>69574273
Cheers m8 you're a kind lad.
However my hopes weren't really there, I just want to see combinations we can put together in midfield.
I'm giving Xhaka a good few games to judge him as I can imagine him being paired with a few different players.
We could easily fund the £60m or so needed for Higuain
Ox to Southampton for 10m
Debuchy to some french shitters for 5m
Walcott to West Ham/China for 25m
Scz to Everton for 7m
Easy, clears out the deadwood, maybe flog Elneny as well
>>69574257
>signing overpriced meme players is considered an investment now
wew
>>69574257
Arsenal do
>>69574343
Walcott would be as useful to West Ham as he is to Arsenal, he's not going there
>>69574343
>getting rid of the egyptian blootman
>>69574388
wenger has coached it out of him, he's just shit crab passer man now
Be serious for a second, nobody actually believes that a high profile, needed signing will come right? Look at Wenger, he spent high in the least needed position, he won't make the signings necessary for the club to get better.
>>69574432
>Wilshere permacrock
>Flamini and Arteta gone
>Ramsey guaranteed out for at least 3 months every season
>Cazorla getting older and just coming back from a long-term injury
Xhaka not needed.
>American banter
>>69574512
>who is coq and el maymay
>>69574530
There is no world in which Xhaka wasn't a good signing this summer.
Obviously more are needed. Everyone will concede that. Even Wenger.
>>69574560
mahrez when?
>>69574581
When PSG, ManCity, ManUre, Chelsea, Juve, Real, and Barca all collectively decide that they don't want him
>you now remember wellington silva
Barcelona 1-2 Real Madrid (temporada 2015-16), 1.035 millones de euros.
Real Madrid 0-4 Barcelona (15-16), 956 millones de euros.
Barcelona 2-1 Real Madrid (14-15), 947 millones de euros
Real Madrid 3-1 Barcelona (14-15), 898 millones de euros.
Barcelona 2-2 Real Madrid (12-13), 877 millones de euros.
Real Madrid 2-1 Barcelona (12-13), 868 millones de euros.
Real Madrid 3-4 Barcelona (13-14), 847 millones de euros.
Barcelona 2-1 Real Madrid (13-14), 837 millones de euros.
Arsenal 0-2 Barcelona (15-16), 820 millones de euros.
Barcelona 3-2 Real Madrid (12-13), 819 millones de euros.
top then more expensive matches of all time
>arsenal
>>69574654
>not even in training
What actually happened to the lad? He should at least be in preseason training.
>>69574682
What about CL finals like Utd-Barca
Obviously this isn't inflation adjusted
>>69574731
deported la
>>69574743
wew #brexit amirite
>you now remember gnabry
Chelsea wanted Kante, took them a few days
we've wanted a striker for years and still nothing
>>69574853
You say we as in the fans, Arsenal(Wenger, the board, etc.) have been content to not have a striker and to have Giroud as the starter(even after he misses sitters all season). Expect the same this season.
>>69574841
that's still my boy
>>69574841
never4get
>>69574560
>There is no world in which Xhaka wasn't a good signing this summer.
Try Earth. Did you see him at the Euros? Complete choker.
>tfw Steve Bould and Tony Adams will never lead a coup at Arsenal and arrest Wenger and the entire board
>>69575454
>everyone raving about his performances
>MOTM in like 3 out of 4 games
>misses a penalty and /arse/ go into meme mode
He looks like a brilliant signing. I've watched him quite a few times for Munchengladbach as well where he performed really well, so I'm convinced that he'll be an integral part of the midfield for years to come.
Also, he was highly rated by all the journalists who follow the Bundesliga.
>>69575562
I hope he is, honestly think he would pair well w/ Coq but we all know it will be Ramsey/Wilsh/Caz who will be paired w/ him.
Xhaka looks quite good
He's decent at football too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZihqzsoOIo
>Past 10
>NO rumour
>>69575668
Cazorla and Coquelin is still the best midfield partnership
Shame we will never see it again
I imagine standard lineup will be xhaka and cazorla, with Ramsey on the right
So it seems that everyone who didn't sign Kante sounds bitter about him now
>1 season wonder
>will be found out
>etc. etc.
Is Mahrez in the same mould? I think he would be an excellent RW signing(even though Ramsey will likely occupy that spot w/out any signings which will be what actually happens). But Mahrez would be exciting.
Welcome Jack Colback
>>69575707
Well no way Xhaka gets signed for the money he was and he doesn't start. He doesn't have the creativity that Ramsey/Cazorla has so I expect him to play the DM role. I agree Ramsey will be RW so cazorla will probably play there unless wilsh somehow stays fit and would be perfect for that role.
More Granit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNMNH7C-MtM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY3QHaPTbOE
I'm getting excited about him now, if only we had a striker to run onto his long balls
>>69575562
What are his stengths/weaknesses? I've never seen him play before, I didn't watch any of the swiss games at the euros
>>69575787
Good positional sense, decent passer with good vision, good composure, high work-rate, leadership qualities.
Gets too many red cards, can't take a penalty, not the fastest
>>69575707
>Cazorla and Coquelin is still the best midfield partnership
Dude, it was a terrible partnership. It was literally us using two players to do the role of one, by having Coquelin mop up and give the ball to Cazorla to distribute.
>>69575716
Who's actually said that other than one guy in this thread ironically?
>>69575454
Yeah, those Euros where he was Switzerland's best player.
Pogba was barely there and might as well have not been playing in the final, yet he's going for 100 mil. You think he's a choker too?
>People think Xhaka was a good signing
lol
>>69576045
I think Pogba is overrated and yes, a choker. He's worth £60m maximum, and even then that's a stretch considering Ozil went for £40m and was better than pogba is now
>People think Xhaka wasn't a good signing
lmao
>>69575880
tbf he made a comment last year that he was working on his discipline and didn't get a red card again after that
at the same time though, Paddy Vieira holds the joint PL record for most ever red cards so
>>69576056
>AKBs
>people
lol
>>69576012
why were we so successful with them then?
They complemented each other, both worked hard out of possession and could dribble their way out of trouble. Coquelin ran to make space for cazorla to do damage.
West Ham are considering a move for Real Madrid attacking midfielder James Rodriguez, 25, with the Spanish club wanting £67m. (Marca)
>Defender Laurent Koscielny, 30, and Arsenal have stalled in their talks over a new £90,000-a-week contract, with Bayern Munich interested in the France international. (Daily Express)
>>69577032
>one of the best defenders in the world
>wenger willing to let him go rather than pay him half what other clubs would pay him
WONGAAAAAA
>>69576570
You can expect to hear about their bids for Messi and Ronaldo being rejected by the end of the window too.
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