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>16 posts early
proxy off threadcunt
posting in a wankush thread
can't wait to watch amir bowl lads
>>69554028
I didn't make this thread.
can't wait to watch cook bat lads
>>69554038
yes you did
>>69554011
this test is gonna be a blast lads
>>69554043
haha no I didn't.
i just remembered these pakis beat us in the dessert last year 2-0
tfw Indians killing Kashmiris openly on the streets and the whole world is silent.
cricket is gay
series prediction tier list-
patrician tier-
2-2
high tier-
3-1 pak
mid tier-
3-1 eng
low tier-
anything involving a draw
ashes watcher tier-
4-0 england
paki tier-
4-0 pak
everybody post boipucci, everybody rate
>>69554058
dont jihad us lad
>>69554058
nobody cares about brown people dying mate
Kashmir's in a worse position than Palestine. At least Israel gets lots of negative coverage when they pull some shit.
how many will pakistan score lads
Can't afford to pay my Internet bill this month lads, lost my money betting on the Swans vs Hawks match
>>69554106
>they pull some shit
that's a weird way to say "defend itself"
>>69554100
bullshit
if that were the case, France wouldn't be on the frontpage of every newsoutlet atm
>>69554106
what part of the FATA are you from m8?
>>69554109
dont steal my namefag. use another bookie. Thanks
>>69554106
Kashmir is rightful Indian clay tbqh
>>69554116
> German
what
Can't afford to pay my Internet bill this month lads, lost my money betting on the Swans vs Hawks match
>>69554129
t. Sandeep Patel
>>69554064
>2-1 with the fourth match decider not Roman Emperor-tier
>>69554116
>germans defending the jews
what a sorry state of affairs
>>69554116
>>69554141
>taking sides at all
>>69554129
Maybe they should stop ass raping their citizens then.
>>69554116
>illegally build settlements
>settlers get killed in retaliation
>OMG WE GOOD BOIZ WE DINDU NUFFIN
settlers are literal colonizers. killing them shouldn't even be frowned upon.
they know what they are signing up for when they take someone's land and call it their own.
>>69554153
>unironically defending Hamas
Just kill yourself. You are so contrarian you are just a fucking parody at this point.
It boggles my mind that there are still people on earth squabbling over worthless clay
>>69554163
>lightly banter Israel
>krazykike spouts his ad hominems as usual
>OMG U R LE HUMMUS TERRORORORISTS
toppest kek
I literally know more about the Israel/Palestine conflict than you ever will.
>>69554161
This is a ridiculous arguement. Literally every piece of clay on this planet has been 'colonised' and conquered from someone and by someone at at some point in history.
99% of the population of Australia are 'colonists' or the descendants of colonists. The Abos, colonists themselves (they weren't the first human occupants of Australia), are more than welcome to try and kill that 99%
It says a lot about Jews that they can be given a tiny strip of land and still turn it into one of the most hated places on Earth.
>>69554108
1400
what's a good stream for an iPad?
>>69554179
What an enlightened, informative musing from krazyredditscholar.
>>69554084
Who is this semen demon
>>69554177
>I literally know more about the Israel/Palestine conflict than you ever will.
Good for you. Want a golden star for your vast and superior knowledge of a conflict that has absolutely zero geo-polticial relevance to New Zealand and absolutely zero application to you personally?
>>69554161
this 2bqh
>statschink is a mudslime
the plot thickens
>>69554199
KEK, the absolute state of this passive aggression
It literally makes you SEETHE that I objectively know more, and you've even accepted it by this point, which is why you're pathetically trying to demean it to retain some delusional level of a moral high ground. Classic Zerobese damage control
I love how I perfectly called you out on the sad fact that your greatest confidant is a stanger on the internet who would literally skin you alive, and you were too much of a gutless pussy to even reply to it.
Run away with your tail behind your legs like you always do, little boy. Oh wait - you won't. Your massive inferiority complex towards England still overpowers the need to preserve your dignity. You would literally spend a Friday night getting verbally eviscerated with truth bombs if it meant you could continue watching a game between two countries you are not a part of. And you have the fucking nerve to belittle my geopolitical awareness. KEK.
NECK. YOUR. SELF.
nothing more off-putting in a porno than an aesthetic dick
literally when browsing for porn videos the quality of the dick is one of my main criteria
>B-BUT BANGLADESH IS A GREAT, STABLE AND PROSPEROUD COUNTRY
>B-B-B-BUT INDONESIA IS A PARADISE
>LE FUGG LE JOOS XDDD
KEK
Literally all makes sense now
>>69554199
Reminder this is the same bitchboy who freely gives his unwarranted opinions on politics at all times, but absolutely loses it when someone disagrees and outsmarts him on his own half-baked views.
You vile, repulsive cocksucker.
>>69554233
*unaesthetic
>>69554235
>being this BTFO in logical, rational argument that you revert to your default tactic of strawmen ad homs while not even having the SPINE to directly reply to me
KEK
It makes me very happy to know I have broken the back of krazykrezja and castrated him like the pariah dog that he is.
can the Australasians here stay all night pls
yesterday the thread was awful
>>69554229
>I love how I perfectly called you out on the sad fact that your greatest confidant is a stanger on the internet who would literally skin you alive, and you were too much of a gutless pussy to even reply to it.
I did respond to that, but I'll repeat myself. You're projecting your own failures and insecurities onto a stranger on the internet that you know literally nothing about. You need to seek professional help.
>the Jews are our greatest ally
>there is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish
>criticizing Israel makes you an anti-Semitic terrorist
would not expect anything less from krazyleddit
>"It says a lot about Jews that they can be given a tiny strip of land and still turn it into one of the most hated places on Earth."
>this is a "logical, rational argument"
>>69554268
>>the Jews are our greatest ally
no, that's America and the UK. The Jews aren't allies at all. They are at a stretch partners. But basically irrelevant.
>>there is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish
True
>>criticizing Israel makes you an anti-Semitic terrorist
Or a socialist alternative member and greens voter
>>69554265
>LE I LE PITY YOU SO I LE HAVE LE MORAL HIGH GROUND
CLASSIC Zerogoose. You're not even hiding it now. You fabricated this whole krazykuckold persona just so that you could make a return to this shithole that you coveted so much, without sacrificing your so called dignity after that "graceful" exit.
You literally did not respond to my post. Quit your lying. And YOU are projecting your OWN fallacies onto me so you can vent against the parts of yourself that you hate the most. You self-loathing, spineless civil servant.
If you don't like the mirror reflection, maybe you should change your face, ok?
>>69554282
t. mutilated cock holder
Neither Socialist nor Greens, so there goes your strawman. Proud ACT voter my whole life.
>>69554293
I think you're missing my arguement entirely.
From the start, I've said you have literally no good reason to have any strong opinion on the Israel/Palestine conflict.
The only acceptable answer is that you don't give a shit about some shithole on the otherside of the world that has literally nothing to do with you.
Unless it does have something to do with you. In which case I was right.
How about that cricket eh lads
how do we get the Jews to play cricket?
>>69554319
kys daniel go back to posting your shitty lyrics on instagram
looks a little cloudy lads
any decent streaming link that is not acestream and not shit tier quality.
>>69554335
Yes, there are quite a few
these look like the most boring bunch of guys ever
What is the progressive rock of bowling deliveries?
>>69554361
It's meant to be representative of their boring bunch of music
>>69554375
Gotta be something that takes ages to build to absolutely nothing
Arm ball
>>69554361
Daniel should grow a beard
>>69554361
The guy on the far right looks like a pissed off lesbian librarian who's going through menopause
>>69554360
mind providing some.
>>69554384
>should
I'm sure he tries every day lad, it's not a matter of 'should'
you now remember Kamran Akmal
>>69554397
Just use acestream
>>69554384
Anything to cover up even a cubic centremeter of his face would be a vast improvment
>>69554399
>tfw not allowed to grow a beard
Will Woakes get a 5-for?
>>69554361
>Manlet in the Middle
>>69554233
you might be gay mate
Might oil my bat lads
>>69554402
university net, no p2p.
>>69554361
Is daniel taller than we thought or are they all just manlets?
What's with the meme squat that Younus and Sarfraz have going
>>69554434
he said he was 5'10" iirc
so that guy must be like 5'6"
sarfraz is a good cricketer
Sarf my man.
>>69554444
Quads confirm
Anyone know the mob that Zampa used for his gyprocking?
>>69554440
He lied
Who is the progressive rock of batsmen?
>le pushup meme
Great, just what we needed
>>69554461
literally Kane
if he wasnt a pro cricketer he'd probably be in that band
>>69554461
>The Dark Turd
>>69554440
Nah he does look about 5'10
That's STILL manlet tier
>>69554439
Loosens up the anus shaft so they can shit before they play. Mine is naturally loose
>>69554466
fatcunt detected
>>69554473
isn't the average height of your people like 5'4 ?
odds arent good for you my man
Friendly reminder that all "men" under 6'1" should forcibly be given HRT and turned into qt submissive traps built to satisfy their real male masters.
>>69554481
>endurance bodyweight exercises sure do pack on the muscle and burn that fat guys!!
Cryptofatty detected
>>69554490
Way ahead of you m8
My girlfriend (male) and I are the happiest couple ever
>the two best bowlers of the past decade were 5'10
>statschinese, who has literally never had sex, thinks he is better than them because he is two inches taller
>baseball ad
Why?
>tfw 5'9''
>>69554513
>statschinese, who has literally never had sex, lies about his height on the internet to feel better about himself
fixed that for you
>>69554508
My girlfriends significant other is 6'4 and is definitely happier than I am
How deluded do you have to be to think England will win this
>>69554543
basically 50/50 at this point
What is the progressive rock of betting sites?
>>69554566
Betfair
found a rare non bw shark dirt pic lads
>>69554543
pretty deluded m8
pak are winning here and the oval at the least. you need a decent spinner to win against good sides at these two grounds
>>69554566
ladbrokes
tb h they should drop Allah when Stokes comes back. his "spin" is literally useless against Pakistan
7 overs 0/46
what's the point? may aswell just bowl Root
>>69554575
they all look better in black and white
What is the progressive rock of male height?
>>69554595
5' 10''
easy
>>69554593
black and blue would be ideal
>>69554601
objectively the best height
pak will rollover they said
it will be easy just like sri lanka they said
pak has a weak middle order they said
>>69554616
Literally no one said that
Also Lord's is a road, 400 is first innings par.
>>69554616
>you
>>69554575
What are they looking at all the time?
>>69554601
5' 10" 3/4 actually
>>69554616
Collapse incoming, Pak have a right proper tail. Advantage England. (You) on knowing nothing watch.
Why is this cricket ground named after that female NZ singer?
Is Chris Woakes elite?
>>69554629
>Pak have a right proper tail
You watch, either Wahab or Amir will score a 30+ now
>>69554636
If you're easily impressed
>>69554634
Britcucks recognised goblins are a marginalized minority
I can feel the meme magic
Amir will score a century
>Literally only achieved a career job since in Amir's absence
WOAKES
O
A
K
E
S
>>69554638
(You)
>>69554644
(You)
Daniel looks like he has some chinese in him
4 down
96 to go
>broad trying to kill amir
just how scared are england?
330 is enough
>>69554677
Stop talking about your gay sex life m8
take his head off
>>69554681
there is literally nothing wrong with a bit of cheeky homosex on the side
>>69554686
t. Muslim expat
>wry smile
>no saying sorry
Savage
Finish "him"
fuck Misbah for denying Amir a century
>>69554616
>(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU)
Time for based brown Messi
>>69554616
>average English cricket fan
kek
AMIR AMIR AMIR AMIR AMIR AMIR AMIR AMIR AMIR AMIR AMIR AMIR AMIR AMIR AMIR AMIR
Will Woakes get seven?
Will krazykrejza commit suicide for ever denying his undeniable handsome GOATness
>>69554726
yeh ill admit i was wrong about Woakes
>>69554716
>english
half the uk flags itt are pakis
330 is literally enough
its overcast now
england are finished
>>69554735
Wew is that an admittance of being wrong? Wow, it's almost as if judging him off 6 tests of which he never played two in a row rather than his long-standing first division county record is a poor indication of his skills!
>>69554736
>LE FUGG LE BAGGIES XDDD
>>69554754
i AM a paki mate
1-0
>>69554751
Even better, my "opinion" was based on watching him from 6 years ago
Clearly he is a much improved bowler now. I just hadn't seen anything to confirm that until now. I told you, all results against that Shit Lankan team are just as irrelevant as Voges statpadding vs WI
Hales is still shit
>>69554761
>being non-white
if it stays overcast like this amir will hoop it
>Yasir Shah is a drug cheat
>still isnt as much of a scumbag as Messi
Kek
why does amir get all the blame lads? was he the only one doing the no balls?
there is literally nothing wrong with spot fixing
>>69554848
where do they draw the line tho?
I wonder how being a cricketer altered his prison experience
>>69554828
He doesn't get any of the blame tttt most people blame Butt and Asif that's why they're not in the team
>>69554860
did he go to prison in england?
http://tv.moviesntvlive.com/sky-sports-2-hd-tv-live-stream-watch-sky-sports-2-hd-channel-online-free/ decent stream
The cretins on TMS are massive casuals it's disgusting
i was unironically there that day watching with my dad below the media centre in the lower tier
>>69554543
>A team making 300 in the first innings has only lost three of the last 67 Tests at Lords.
Pretty fucking deluded m8.
5-0
its over
>hales
>Fales EXPOSED
daniel on suicide watch
being an opener looks shit you just get fucked non stop
tfw everyone's focused on Amir and based Rahat flies under the radar.
pak are literally going to win this test match by 300 runs
Reminder that according to Daniel's elite drop analysis, Shitlex Fails literally averages less than Adam Lyth on first chance given
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
err why is Cook on strike? no way they crossed with a nick to the slips
>Literally an ad for spot bets
wew lad
>>69554957
>literally spend tens of hours coming up with some formulae to prove that Smith and Voges are overrated
>ends up completely BTFOing Kane
CANNOT make this shit up
>>69554962
really?
>>69554982
my bad, didnt realise it was last ball of the over
two left armers is confusing
Unlucky hales, still thing we have enough to do the pakis.
And did those feet...
Based ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
GOAT ROOT
Cook thinks he's playing a 20/20, if he had played like this he might not have been the shittest white ball player ever
>Cook 17 (8)
>cook strike rate over 200
kek
KEK
>Cook 21 (10)
>>69554736
At least I was actually born and have lied there for most my life. Not a traitor like these other folks.
>>69555048
You literally left your own country like a coward, that is the textbook definition of a traitor
>Messi
why do they all look actually the same?
>>69555057
you're literally responding to Wankush
and so did you you hypocrite
>you now realise that waqar and wasim could have had another 200 wickets between them if not for pakistani fielding
wew
>>69555070
?
I'm literally 6th generation NZ lad, stop pretending you know everything about everyone who is anonymously posting
>>69555074
you do know that Indian fielding was equally as bad until like the last two years
even a few years ago when Sachin, Sehwag, Laxman, Zaheer etc were in the team it was laughably bad
>>69555093
but india never had GOAT bowlers
>>69555081
apoligies then. but you used two of statscunts 5 favourite buzzwords. just add in "spineless" and something about ripping his guts out and you are there
oh dear hafeez
>>69555106
To be honest man I use his "buzzwords" all the time to fool you and you constantly mistake me for him, I honestly think it's becoming near impossible to be able to tell who is posting, just stop doing it altogether and you'll be fine. You're literally just wasting posts
Why is fielding so subpar amongst subcontinent countries?
>>69555128
statscunt detected
>>69555057
>like a coward,
You don't know me. You don't know my circumstances
>>69555132
they are literally the most unathletic ethnic groups on the planet and fielding is mostly just athleticism
haha
>>69555132
The ground is covered in shit in India so they are naturally cautious about the ground
Will Cook get 50 in under 30 balls?
>>69555143
unless you are Malala Yousafzai, he might be right
what are your 'circumstances' then?
>Chris Woakes got more swing with a 20 over old ball than Mohammad Amir is getting with a brand new ball
HOW has krazykuckold not necked himself yet lads?
This is some literal trash from this so-called "elite" pakistan bowling attack
when did I shill Amir?
literally criminal hafeez dropping that catch, imagine how nervous amir must be and the sack of shit does that
reminder that balding british paki said Amir is better than Starc
kek
KEK
K E K
>>69555175
Right after you shilled Jerome Taylor and the 130 kph BBCs
>>69555183
starc averaged 30 last ashes IN england
and he just had a dolly dropped off him are you even watching
in for comfy cook and root triple ton partnership.
>>69555144
I understand that when chasing down balls and the strength of throws when returning it to the pitch from the outfield or going for a runout but they drop more than their fair share of catches. Almost like they think they can just bat and bowl their way to a win.
Jordan Silk is built like a french fry but still pulls bullshit out of his arse constantly and he lends his skills to repetitive practice. Sounds like it must be a cultural thing as well
Not sure why Pakistan even bother with a fielding coach
>>69555194
Look lads, an actual englishman!
>>69555198
yeah, the problem is the players
they constantly make excuses and skip practice
younis and misbah are about the only ones who take it seriously and it shows
hafeez la try to catch it with my eyes closed man
>Amir 0-33 (6)
Gee so threatening
>>69555189
Jerome Taylor was elite in the home series vs Aus
theyre also still better than >your bowling lineup
>>69555196
yeah no shit they're lazy as fuck. That goes part and parcel with being unathletic
The Indians now work much harder on their fitness and fielding because of the IPL and as a result they are a much improved fielding side at Test level
what are you lads having for lunch?
What's for cheeky lunchtime wank lads? Gonna go find a good old fashioned sissy hypno thread on /gif/ personally
>>69555296
>he masturbates
degenerate
>>69555306
>he doesn't
virgin
WATCHU GONNA DO ABOUT IT WHITEBOI???
>>69555296
gonna hover my mouse over the front page of pornhub for an aesthetic dick or two desu
Come on England, let's make this a comfy first innings, build a nice 100 lead and set based Woakes on them again.
Comfy first test lads
>>69555314
You're calling ME the virgin because I DONT wank?
KEK
Now THAT is projection
Going to plow the fuck out of my gf to the thought of this after she gets home from tutoring her Kenyan exchange student
What did /cric/ have for breakfast?Kept it quite lowkey, Weetabix with bananas and honey.
>>69555330
england are not scoring 450 lel
amir will get into his groove and take a bunch of wickets soon
book it
>LE INGLAND WILL FUGG IT ALL UB MEME XDDD
Does everywhere actually follow the whole game? Are you neets?
Also how are so many aus fags watching it?
Is this game that big for you that you stay up late?
Answers please lads.
>>69555349
i just have an up and go protein thing everyday
>>69555349
>its a muh comfy meal episode
gtfo, literally cancer
>>69555319
>no headscarf
this is problematic
>>69555366
Go back to defending the mythical "amazing" Pakistani bowling attack Ahmed.
>>69555358
>Does everywhere actually follow the whole game
Nah I watch the first session and a bit. Have it on in the background usually while im playing spreadsheet manager or doing work related stuff
> Are you neets
No. But I have the week off
>Is this game that big for you that you stay up late?
No id only do that for the ashes. I just like cricket and this is an interesting series tbqh
>Also how are so many aus fags watching it?
theres three of us itt it looks like
>>69555358
I'll watch after midnight when all the neighbourhood Normieflix watchers fuck off and streaming might become watchable, not NEET, it's Saturday tomorrow and I've got nothing to do but drink a lot, shitpost and maybe find a movie to watch.
>>69555358
yes
neet master race reporting in
>>69555420
>when all the neighbourhood Normieflix watchers fuck off and streaming might become watchable
what kind of shithouse pleb internet do you have
>>69555358
i just watch in 10 15 minute bursts
rest of the time i shitpost with cricinfo in another tab
First for England being in control of this game and 330 is objectively a low score at lords
>>69555433
youre actually 245th m8
why don't teams treat it like a 50 over game and just go for it, try and score 350 quickly?
>>69555358
Audio is always going and I probably catch 70% of the vision. Not NEET
My interest for NRL and AFL has waned significantly in years, plus I'm slowly getting back into my routine to get ready for club cricket in the summer
I'll stay up for another 3 hours, can't get stuck in a nocturnal sleep pattern otherwise I won;t get out of it
>>69555460
kek
KEK
i think my phone possibly has better bandwidth than that
what is it? ADSL? cant you get something better?
>>69555476
ADSL, before Netflix it was around 11mbps, I hate that shite. and of course no private company is going to spend money on improving backhaul when NBNco will do it for free in a couple of ....years.
After midnight it'll get up to 4-5mbps
>>69555460
fucking hell how do you live like that
Wasim Akram: "playing in Australia is the best way of proving you are a good player"
this guy knows whats up
>>69555460
4chan should barely load at that speed
>all this cliched drivel from arthur
i would literally make a better coach
>>69555511
no, england
aus are rigged bouncy meme pitches
Wasims home was literally stoned
thought that was just a meme
>>69555511
if this was true why would you feel the need to tell us?
seeing all these gen 1 designs on normiebook thanks to GO has reminded me how shit and bland they all are
>>69555522
Brisbane is LITERALLY the most sporting pitch in the world in terms of giving all disciplines a chance
Fast bowlers, spinners and batsman can all do well if they are good enough
England is far too rigged in favour of trundlers. May aswell not even bring a spinner
>>69555525
Cricketers in the subcontinent get mailed sheep's heads, threats against their family, slashed tyres, all sorts of bad shit. And that's when they draw a series
Wasims all-time favourite commentator is Victoria's brave Bill Lawry
All other nations getting blown the fuck out in this interview
sky sports coverage is painfully bad
roll on january bt sport with based kp
>>69555545
you should watch a stream of channel 9 then
>>69555537
As opposed to the inspired designs of 700 different Unown. You're wrong, but take it elsewhere.
>>69555349
4 scrambled eggs and a slice of toast
>>69555545
the comms is ok but just everything else
all the presentors are just cringy old grey haired rich cunts who think they all have great banter
>>69555395
>Spreadsheet manager
Lel playing that as well
>>69555585
get fked normie
>>69555537
gen 1 is literally the best gen
>>69555604
Eve Online?
>>69555537
It was only ever nostalgia. Sure some of the new ones are derivative but on average they're much more characteristic. If you made a Dragonite today as a new Pokemon people would absolutely lose their shit at the most uninspired dragon design ever
>>69555604
managing a shit-tier club in Hung Arya
its the club that Puskas etc played for. I WILL make them great again
also help me out here, what the FUCK is wrong with this guys hairline? Is this a hair transplant gone horrifically wrong or has he JUST'd himself up for some reason?
the race to 50
fkn hell amir get it together lad
>>69555610
I liked gen 1, 2 and 3. Probably because those were the ones I grew up with though. There was enough for plenty of variety and the additions didn't feel like they were doing it just for the sake of releasing another game
>>69555644
platinum is great
>>69555644
I only really know gen 1 and 2 tbf, couldn't name any from after that.
>>69555635
Who's this well-lit plank of lumber?
>>69555658
you're a normie on holiday with the lads no shit you couldnt
>>69555319
Nice hag there Uzzie.
>>69554011
>Misbah 110
>Shafiq 73
Allahu akbar the state of English cricket is in safe hands.
>>69555644
yeah, that's why i stopped playing after gold/silver
>>69555644
>didn't feel like they were doing it just for the sake of releasing another game
what does this even mean you retard, this speaks for every game series ever
>>69555670
Imagine being this much of a freshcunt.
>>69555319
wasnt he single back in like january?
i just remember him at the medal thing by himself and doing the photoshoot with burns
>>69555680
>>69555708
Classic beard, anyone got that wistful Christmas pic with his fuckboi?
>>69555666
daisy lowe
she plays for kent ladies
Amshit looks pretty useless.
BASED
U
M
B
L
E
>>69555721
ayy lmao
balding british paki is literally on pooicide watch right now
>A-amir is better than Starc
>England dont stand a chance I swear :(
>Pakistan will w-win by 300 runs
>first no ball
ITS HAPPENING AGAIN
>>69555755
>white people don't find this attractive
the more you look at these photos the more homosex they seem
>>69555762
got the one with nathan and his whale?
>>69555782
Why does Burns look so rank there but handsome on the field?
Not even trying.
i dunno what to make of these tbqph
>>69555680
What are you talking about, she's stunning
>>69555771
if hafeez hadnt dropped that catch amir would have 3 by now and he is better than starc
and pak will win this match
>>69555806
nice urban shoes
>>69555786
holy shit forgot this existed
>>69555793
good question
>>69555819
AusWORMS scared of da holy Timbs though
>CSA has removed former South Africa batsman HD Ackerman as the host of its upcoming annual awards ceremony in a bid to to avoid "further potential negative comments" around his announcement that he was emigrating to Australia in September. Ackerman is the fourth South African involved in the country's cricket structures to move to Australia or New Zealand in the last two months.
Jesus H Christ South African sport is going down faster than the titanic
>>69555820
you think he still hits up Red Square Saturdays?
>>69555820
Thing is he looks at ease and calm, probably glad as fuck he doesn't have to deal with all the Falzon sloots hunting him down. And as we all know he gets off the leash often enough.
>>69555820
this is why you should try and hold on to your hair at all costs
>wake up
>Cucktoria still exists
Daily reminder that there are 0(Z E R O) Victorians in Australias Test squad
>Shitriques picked
Rod Marsh you absolute madman
>>69555903
How's that recycled sewage going, Queensland?
This is pretty freaky lads
>>69555934
SHUT IT DOWN
>amir is elite
All of England's 2nd choice seamers would walk into this team kek
>>69555950
its hafeez's fault, amir is nervous 1st test back and him holding that catch would have been the perfect remedy
>>69555965
You can't put everything down to one unfortunate drop.He has been shit.
>>69555965
Your third seamer, wahab, is a poor mans Liam plunkett who is about 8th choice seamer for England
>>69555925
Just scored a winner in fergie time lads
>cook will never smash your boipussi like he smashed that ball
Damn.
>cook keeps on trying to cut the legspinner turning it back into him
Madman
there's nothing more feminine than a girly dick
I'm out of the stream loop, pls pander to my laziness.
oh my god
This is karmic repercussion for his filthy match-fixing past.
>Paki fielding
Why didn't he use his massive Jew nose to slow the ball down before going for it?
might kill myself desu
Dropped catches lose matches
okay Sarfraz is now Bitchstow-tier
friendly reminder the next 2 eng bats are total dogshite
>>69556252
who
>1(ONE) maiden
>first Brexit
>now this
how will the Pakis ever recover?
now time for amir to run through this SHAKY middle order
>poot
Anyone else have NO confidence in this cuck?
>>69556252
They're better than any Paki cunt
100% hes going for <10
>tfw Michael Holding will never commentate your life
>he is now shitposting on /sp/
>he is continuing to shitpost on /sp/
>he is still shitposting on /sp/
>he isn't going to bed he is still shitposting on /sp/
>the sun is rising and he is still shitposting on /sp/
>>69556408
vince is as bad as masood
hes literally going to last 10 balls against amir max
vince is going to destroy overrated amir
Has Sussex ever produced a good batsman? Not sure it has. Speaking geographically, not the team.
>already around the wicket
kek, amir is finished
may aswell just fix again. only way he is ever going to make any $$
>>69556445
this
>>69556457
he's bowling pretty nicely now, he'll get better as the series goes on imo
>>69554129
so is pakistan, burma and bangladesh
>>69556482
how do you workout burma is but not sri lanka, nepal and bhutan?
>>69556492
yep those too, thanks for reminding me lad
that drop earlier by the keeper was horrendous
the bowler handled it better than he had any right to
>>69556587
honestly its not beyond the realm of possibility they are doing it on purpose
when it was announced Amir was returning, Azhar, Hafeez (responsible for one of the drops) and others went on strike and nearly refused to train and play
they fucking hate Amir. No one suffered more than the Pakis who dindunuffin. He basically destroyed the reputation (what there was of it) of the Pakistani team. Now everywhere Pakis go they are called fixers and that is because of Amir
not impossible they are trying to fuck him over
Afternoon everyone :)
Are we excited to see Captain Cook go to another hundred?
Peoples thoughts on vince remaining in the side if he fails today?
M E S S I
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S
S
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Rod Tucker sounds like a character from a 70s sitcom
>mince
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED A GOOD SPINNER IN LATE SUMMER IN ENGLAND AND WHY ENGLAND ARE GOING TO LOSE THE SERIES
>>69556643
he should have never been allowed back, people claim he should because hes young but actually its the inverse, the young are more likely to care about morality and be indoctrinated by the icc/ioc/pcb/etc's propaganda for fair play, obeying the rules/laws and honesty, if an 18 year old is prepared to cheat in international sport for money that says something about the individual!
it would be less problematic if it was a 39 year old looking for one last pay day but when its a kid, they are inherently wrong!
if youre going to forgive amir, why not hansie??!?!?!
>vince
>dropped
pick 2
BROWNED
>>69556707
totally agree, unfortunately england has literally no spinners:
ali
rashid
Dawson/parry (barely bowl red ball)
Riley? - plays div 2
The only good spinner england have (panesar) is having a mid life crisis
>>69554088
kek
>>69556709
lol he was just so young and impressionable seeming,, forgiveness is a good thing
and anyway marlon samuels did the same and no one gives a shit, just because amir is actually good
finally, 5 years is a long time, coming back after all that time shows tremendous strength of character and moral aptitude
lad clearly deserves another go
>>69556709
age shouldnt matter at all. he spot-fixed, he knew what he was doing. should be zero-tolerance
im not mad he is back though because he is clearly a world-class talent and the cricket fan in me wants to watch him. I know its hypocritical, but im sort of pleased he is playing
that said, if i was the cricket admins, i'd have banned him for life.
>Are we excited to see Captain Cook go to another hundred?
eh, dropped twice. Far from his best effort
Why do Pakis have such big jew noses?
quality test match cricket this
>>69556748
>lol he was just so young and impressionable seeming,, forgiveness is a good thing
yeah this is bullshit
he was young a greedy and thought he'd get away with it. most people here won't be more than 3-5 years older than 18. stop pretending you didn't understand morality and ethics at that age. Amir knew what he was doing.
i dont give a fuck if he came from the poor village or whatever. he was an international cricketer earning hundreds of thousands anyway. he is just greedy
RIP Vince
>>69556797
could he really have said no though to the gangster in charge and his corrupt captain? Did he REALLY have a choice? would or could you in his shoes have done anything different?
>statscunt literally said yasir was 'not that good' and on par with lyon
>ingurland
RIP ballance
desperate times for England selectors
>>69556797
>international cricketer earning hundreds of thousands
KEK, surely bait, pakis earned fuck all
>Fatllance
KEK
MESSI GOAT
>>69556826
yes, he could have and yes he did. if I were in his shoes i'd have reported him to the coach/cricket board. they'd have no choice but to ban him because if it got out it'd be a PR nightmare for them.
clearly other members of the team told him to fuck off otherwise more would have been involved
just remember, this is the one case that was caught by a journalist. how many do you think haven't been caught?
Should have picked Butler la
>w-we'll g-get 450 right g-guys
Also, all these baseball ads, disgusting.
>Englel against spin.
>>69556863
Englishmen and Australian cricketers earn millions
South Africans are on like $200k. I doubt Pakis earn much less than that.
$200k is worth far more in Pakistan than it is Australia/England. If you have $200k in Pakistan you are a god
I have a massive confession to make:
I know fuck all about cricket.
>>69556252
>celebrating bringing the form batsman in world cricket out
You should have let balance grind out 20 from 100 balls for your own good
>>69556894
you'll fit right in
why are Cuckfield and Fatllance @ 4/5 when the 6/7/8 are all objectively better than them?
>>69556894
no shit. you said you were going to abort the narrative.
so were we right? are you a Cucktorian NEET?
great thing about amir is that he's not just a new ball bowler, even if he bowls badly with the new ball he's as versatile as it gets and you'd always feel like he could chip in with a few at any point in the game, a weapon for the captain to call upon
Pakistan are favourites desu. Runs on the board first up at Lords is pretty much gg
>>69556920
joe root is normie+++
look how much fun he has doing literally anything and everything, the retard
Seriously Englel, Baseball used to sell gambling, Arby's ad for sugared bacon, what's happening? I know you're being turned into browntown atm, but there's no need for this binary contrarianism and turning into America.
>>69556748
>>69556769
there needs to be some level of consistency though, samuels, malik, hansie, etc
it seems to be a life ban or a slap on the wrists, imo people who spot fix or take PED's should get life bans, you dont accidentally accept money from bookies for throwing a match
song: I need /cric/ tonight
performer: Trump Hat Guy
dedicated to Reality Check
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CpfrTj3yRj
Is Yasir Shah the best spinner in the world right now?
>MUH 30 wickets Amir
>>69557116
you're probs a casual whos not even watching the game
>>69557109
by some distance
but hes not elite
>>69556926
Now hang on a second, not everything I say here is bullshit.
>>69557090
thanks mate really appreciated this.
>south sudan on the brink of civil war
>a country bore out of civil war now has its own civil war a few years later
>the city of africa
>millionaires bet small notes in person at the TAB
Where was this British paki during the UAE series?
>>69557249
I'm not a millionaire mate. I'm a ten thousandaire with a paid off mortgage.
Who else finds fartposting amusing? Especially just seeing what other stupid noises I can come up with.
>>69557578
not really.
>>69557578
What noise do you make when you huff petrol?
>>69557602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo
cook out before ton, inevitable really
Is this the single most infuriating image out at the moment, lads?
did you see the passion on amir's face just then?
lad is elite
no ball
>lee and the lads shouting no-ball
>>69557680
not really
where is englands brave ben stokes?
Englel on absolutely fucking finished watch.
>Cock
Couldn't have happened at a better time, either. He'll be absoluely poorius.
>>69557794
If Ben Stokes smoked marijuana all the time he'd probably not be playing sport at an international level.
is yasir the glenn mcgrath of spin bowlers?
>Cock
Mfw Moeen wins the Pakib owl
so when stokes and Anderson return for the second test, who do they replace?
vince and Anderson?
AMIR INJURED ITS OVER
*fbbrrrrrp* hee hee hee that one stunk a little:)
>>69557854
that useless stick of celery Finn for a start
acestream please
>>69557854
Vince and Finn out.
Ballance needs replacing too.
Bairstow's getting the 1000 yard stare thing again, he's gone .
>pakistani fielding
>>69557854
Finn out for Anderson
Vince out for Woakes
Ballance should not have been picked. He's as shit a selection as Trott was in the Windies tour last year.
YASIR
ENRICHED
it's ogre
england are done
>>69558045
>out for Woakes
Stokes, I mean.
>>69558059
Still got Broad la
Crapistan
>>69558116
(You)
>>69557915
>>69557871
vince balance and finn out
stokes Anderson and borthwick in?
already cretins on the text commentary proclaiming us as shit because we're not rolling Pakistan over
>>69558156
link to this casualfest?
VERY IMPORTANT
>>69558169
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/cricket/36643255
>>69558143
Thanks pal
30 (53) - LBW
9 (37) - Bowled
10 (30)
0 (3) - LBW
11 (23) - Bowled
bairstow v yasir in 5 innings
JUST
>>69558045
I forgot Trott was on the windies tour
>>69558148
When is stokes supposed to be fit again?
>Car Battery has cancer
Fuck me.
David Cameron: "Its far from over for England. Even Broad was once broad enough to score 167 against the same side. The English tail can surely wag." Got a bit of spare now, Dave?
dubs and it's a draw
>>69558302
For the sake of entertainment I hope the tail wags
this is some elite batting depth
>>69558238
possibly 2nd test, although moderately unlikely
deffo fit for the 3rd, could be playing as just a batsmen though, which is fine if you've got woakes Anderson broad root and ali in the side
>>69558371
>fine
>Ali
>>69558254
More like Michael Carcinomary
teehee it says paki
>>69558468
haha xD
>boos ringing out
that's called positive umpiring you fucks
great decision
ACCEPT THE CALIPHATE
>yasir 'not that good' statscunt said
Honest question but why do Pakistan play their home games in the UAE?
>>69558642
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_attack_on_the_Sri_Lanka_national_cricket_team
>>69558642
>Honest question but why do Pakistan play their home games in the UAE?
>>69558657
>>69558677
Have they not hosted a test match since then?
>>69558697
I think they hosted Zimbabwe in 2015
but no test match
dead thread
>>69560446
Nice Post.
Just started playing Pokemon fire red again and I'm naming my Pokemons after you lads.
I already have Daniel and Statsgod.
Wankush Ltd.
>>69558677
>glass houses
Cook
Trescothick
Root
Bitchstow
Borthwick
Stokes
Buttler (wk)
Rashid
Woakes
Broad
Anderson
prove me wrong
tip: you CANNOT
>>69562894
>Woakes at 9
Lad with that batting lineup he should be at 6
Is Cucktoria doomed?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5zmFV3-fAc
>>69562909
five if you want to be pedantic
I stacked the batting on purpose because their middle-order is awful atm. literally all those guys can score runs except Blanderson
but seriously, is there any good reason Trescothick shouldn't be recalled? Just for the series
>>69562942
He's 40, fat and retired lad quit your memeing
>>69562962
>He's 40
Misbah is older. Younus probably is aswell
>fat
nice meme. He already scored a century against Yasir and Amir and according to cricinfo is in great form. Fales is a walking wicket against proper, non-Shit Lankan bowling
>and retired
is he? The guy literally played a tour match against Pakistan that the reserves normally play. The guy clearly just loves cricket. I DOUBT he would say no if he was asked
Did Amir get his boipussy stretched out in prison?
FHG Ltd.
Can Daniel and his band be in charge of releasing the OFFICIAL DRS theme song?
statscunt on suicide watch
>>69562991
He had a mental breakdown after Vaughan cucked him irl
>>69565599
knew about the breakdown, just not why.
>after Vaughan cucked him irl
sauce
as of right now
Cock (c)<Misbah (c)
Bitchstow (wk)=Safraz (wk)
Fales<Hafeez
Poot>Masood
Mince<Azhar
MoMeme<Shafug
Fatlance<Poonis
GOATkes>Wahab
Bread>Amir
Finn<Messi
Ball>Rahat
>>69566198
>comparing an opener to a #5 because they're both captains
>comparing a first change fast bowler to a leg spinner
FHG does it again
>>69566252
i think comparing Finn to the greatest spinner since Warne triggered me the most
>>69566252
>comparing a first change fast bowler to a leg spinner
I had to because England is playing 4 seamers and 1 spinner and Pak is playing 3 seamers and 1 spinner. Obviously MoMeme<Messi
>pakipaddle
I'm Indian by descent what do I need to know about this sport to get in touch with muh heritage for once
>>69554058
>Muslims dying
>a bad thing
>>69566613
watch some t20. As a burger, you won't have the concentration for Test cricket
>>69566658
a t20 is the car from GTA
Why do both teams wear white during test matches.
Genuine question btw.
To make cricket more interesting they need to have regulated fistfighting in matches.
This would make Pak v India games far more interesting.
Y/N?
so hyped for the 3rd day lads
haven't missed a ball yet because i'm not a casual
>>69566613
Starts in one bing 45 bongs come join us
Do NOT watch t20, it is lame and for losers.
>>69566700
Bc it looks nice. No need for different colours when it's pretty obvious which team is which
>>69567338
NEET?
>>69567339
you really dont know why they wear whites do you
>>69567411
until september
>>69567449
whys that?
Woakes and Broad are going to save >us.
>>69567478
This
putting a tenner on a cheeky woakes 60 lads
DHARMASENA is the best ump in the world at the moment #elitetruthbomb
>>69567486
Hope Broad doesn't throw his wicket away playing a silly shot.
Dobell is one of the absolute worst pundits around. He wouldn't be out of place on Channel 9
Yasir produces one of the best performances by a spinner in a long-time and the fuckwit keeps trying to make the conversation about England at every opportunity rather than give Yasir the praise he deserves
friendly reminder england won't win the series if they don't win this test match and they're definitely not winning this test match
>>69554011
Who will you guys play cricket with if India and Pakistan nuke each other?
>>69567522
Yasir was amazing.Can't believe that he doesn't speak English though, especially since he's the whitest looking player in the squad.
only good sides in the world right now are england, aus, pak and india rest are dogshite #elitetruthbomb
>>69567548
> Good sides in the world
> India
yeah okay
>>69567561
i suspect they're pretty good side by now. seemed to be on the up in aus and they beat sri lanka in sri lanka. if they toured south africa tomorrow they would win tbqh
>>69567574
they look so good at home because they don't play the only team that is better than them at playing and bowling spin.
>>69567582
>/rug/ memes
no ty
someone make a real new thread
>>69567574
nope, they have no seam bowling
their batting and spinners are good tho
WalkGod on Nobel Prize watch
