282 for 6 (Misbah 110* Shafiq 73 Woakes 4-45)
>16 posts early
proxy off threadcunt
posting in a wankush thread
can't wait to watch amir bowl lads
>>69554028
I didn't make this thread.
can't wait to watch cook bat lads
>>69554038
yes you did
>>69554011
this test is gonna be a blast lads
>>69554043
haha no I didn't.
i just remembered these pakis beat us in the dessert last year 2-0
tfw Indians killing Kashmiris openly on the streets and the whole world is silent.
cricket is gay
series prediction tier list-
patrician tier-
2-2
high tier-
3-1 pak
mid tier-
3-1 eng
low tier-
anything involving a draw
ashes watcher tier-
4-0 england
paki tier-
4-0 pak
everybody post boipucci, everybody rate
>>69554058
dont jihad us lad
>>69554069
>>69554063
>>69554058
nobody cares about brown people dying mate
Kashmir's in a worse position than Palestine. At least Israel gets lots of negative coverage when they pull some shit.
how many will pakistan score lads
Can't afford to pay my Internet bill this month lads, lost my money betting on the Swans vs Hawks match
>>69554106
>they pull some shit
that's a weird way to say "defend itself"
>>69554100
bullshit
if that were the case, France wouldn't be on the frontpage of every newsoutlet atm
>>69554106
what part of the FATA are you from m8?
>>69554109
dont steal my namefag. use another bookie. Thanks
>>69554106
Kashmir is rightful Indian clay tbqh
>>69554116
> German
what
Can't afford to pay my Internet bill this month lads, lost my money betting on the Swans vs Hawks match
>>69554129
t. Sandeep Patel
>>69554064
>2-1 with the fourth match decider not Roman Emperor-tier
>>69554116
>germans defending the jews
what a sorry state of affairs
>>69554116
>>69554141
>taking sides at all
>>69554129
Maybe they should stop ass raping their citizens then.
>>69554116
>illegally build settlements
>settlers get killed in retaliation
>OMG WE GOOD BOIZ WE DINDU NUFFIN
settlers are literal colonizers. killing them shouldn't even be frowned upon.
they know what they are signing up for when they take someone's land and call it their own.
>>69554153
>unironically defending Hamas
Just kill yourself. You are so contrarian you are just a fucking parody at this point.
It boggles my mind that there are still people on earth squabbling over worthless clay
>>69554163
>lightly banter Israel
>krazykike spouts his ad hominems as usual
>OMG U R LE HUMMUS TERRORORORISTS
toppest kek
I literally know more about the Israel/Palestine conflict than you ever will.
>>69554161
This is a ridiculous arguement. Literally every piece of clay on this planet has been 'colonised' and conquered from someone and by someone at at some point in history.
99% of the population of Australia are 'colonists' or the descendants of colonists. The Abos, colonists themselves (they weren't the first human occupants of Australia), are more than welcome to try and kill that 99%
It says a lot about Jews that they can be given a tiny strip of land and still turn it into one of the most hated places on Earth.
>>69554108
1400
what's a good stream for an iPad?
>>69554179
What an enlightened, informative musing from krazyredditscholar.
>>69554084
Who is this semen demon
>>69554177
>I literally know more about the Israel/Palestine conflict than you ever will.
Good for you. Want a golden star for your vast and superior knowledge of a conflict that has absolutely zero geo-polticial relevance to New Zealand and absolutely zero application to you personally?
>>69554161
this 2bqh
>statschink is a mudslime
the plot thickens
>>69554199
KEK, the absolute state of this passive aggression
It literally makes you SEETHE that I objectively know more, and you've even accepted it by this point, which is why you're pathetically trying to demean it to retain some delusional level of a moral high ground. Classic Zerobese damage control
I love how I perfectly called you out on the sad fact that your greatest confidant is a stanger on the internet who would literally skin you alive, and you were too much of a gutless pussy to even reply to it.
Run away with your tail behind your legs like you always do, little boy. Oh wait - you won't. Your massive inferiority complex towards England still overpowers the need to preserve your dignity. You would literally spend a Friday night getting verbally eviscerated with truth bombs if it meant you could continue watching a game between two countries you are not a part of. And you have the fucking nerve to belittle my geopolitical awareness. KEK.
NECK. YOUR. SELF.
nothing more off-putting in a porno than an aesthetic dick
literally when browsing for porn videos the quality of the dick is one of my main criteria
>B-BUT BANGLADESH IS A GREAT, STABLE AND PROSPEROUD COUNTRY
>B-B-B-BUT INDONESIA IS A PARADISE
>LE FUGG LE JOOS XDDD
KEK
Literally all makes sense now
>>69554199
Reminder this is the same bitchboy who freely gives his unwarranted opinions on politics at all times, but absolutely loses it when someone disagrees and outsmarts him on his own half-baked views.
You vile, repulsive cocksucker.
>>69554233
*unaesthetic
>>69554235
>being this BTFO in logical, rational argument that you revert to your default tactic of strawmen ad homs while not even having the SPINE to directly reply to me
KEK
It makes me very happy to know I have broken the back of krazykrezja and castrated him like the pariah dog that he is.
can the Australasians here stay all night pls
yesterday the thread was awful
>>69554229
>I love how I perfectly called you out on the sad fact that your greatest confidant is a stanger on the internet who would literally skin you alive, and you were too much of a gutless pussy to even reply to it.
I did respond to that, but I'll repeat myself. You're projecting your own failures and insecurities onto a stranger on the internet that you know literally nothing about. You need to seek professional help.
>the Jews are our greatest ally
>there is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish
>criticizing Israel makes you an anti-Semitic terrorist
would not expect anything less from krazyleddit
>"It says a lot about Jews that they can be given a tiny strip of land and still turn it into one of the most hated places on Earth."
>this is a "logical, rational argument"
>>69554268
>>the Jews are our greatest ally
no, that's America and the UK. The Jews aren't allies at all. They are at a stretch partners. But basically irrelevant.
>>there is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish
True
>>criticizing Israel makes you an anti-Semitic terrorist
Or a socialist alternative member and greens voter
>>69554265
>LE I LE PITY YOU SO I LE HAVE LE MORAL HIGH GROUND
CLASSIC Zerogoose. You're not even hiding it now. You fabricated this whole krazykuckold persona just so that you could make a return to this shithole that you coveted so much, without sacrificing your so called dignity after that "graceful" exit.
You literally did not respond to my post. Quit your lying. And YOU are projecting your OWN fallacies onto me so you can vent against the parts of yourself that you hate the most. You self-loathing, spineless civil servant.
If you don't like the mirror reflection, maybe you should change your face, ok?
>>69554282
t. mutilated cock holder
Neither Socialist nor Greens, so there goes your strawman. Proud ACT voter my whole life.
>>69554293
I think you're missing my arguement entirely.
From the start, I've said you have literally no good reason to have any strong opinion on the Israel/Palestine conflict.
The only acceptable answer is that you don't give a shit about some shithole on the otherside of the world that has literally nothing to do with you.
Unless it does have something to do with you. In which case I was right.
How about that cricket eh lads
how do we get the Jews to play cricket?
>>69554319
kys daniel go back to posting your shitty lyrics on instagram
looks a little cloudy lads
any decent streaming link that is not acestream and not shit tier quality.
>>69554335
Yes, there are quite a few
these look like the most boring bunch of guys ever
What is the progressive rock of bowling deliveries?
>>69554361
It's meant to be representative of their boring bunch of music
>>69554375
Gotta be something that takes ages to build to absolutely nothing
Arm ball
>>69554361
Daniel should grow a beard
>>69554361
The guy on the far right looks like a pissed off lesbian librarian who's going through menopause
>>69554360
mind providing some.
>>69554384
>should
I'm sure he tries every day lad, it's not a matter of 'should'
you now remember Kamran Akmal
>>69554397
Just use acestream
>>69554384
Anything to cover up even a cubic centremeter of his face would be a vast improvment
>>69554399
>tfw not allowed to grow a beard
Will Woakes get a 5-for?
>>69554361
>Manlet in the Middle
>>69554233
you might be gay mate
Might oil my bat lads
>>69554402
university net, no p2p.
>>69554361
Is daniel taller than we thought or are they all just manlets?
What's with the meme squat that Younus and Sarfraz have going
>>69554434
he said he was 5'10" iirc
so that guy must be like 5'6"
sarfraz is a good cricketer
Sarf my man.
>>69554444
Quads confirm
Anyone know the mob that Zampa used for his gyprocking?
>>69554440
He lied
Who is the progressive rock of batsmen?
>le pushup meme
Great, just what we needed
>>69554461
literally Kane
if he wasnt a pro cricketer he'd probably be in that band
>>69554461
>The Dark Turd
>>69554440
Nah he does look about 5'10
That's STILL manlet tier
>>69554439
Loosens up the anus shaft so they can shit before they play. Mine is naturally loose
>>69554466
fatcunt detected
>>69554473
isn't the average height of your people like 5'4 ?
odds arent good for you my man
Friendly reminder that all "men" under 6'1" should forcibly be given HRT and turned into qt submissive traps built to satisfy their real male masters.
>>69554481
>endurance bodyweight exercises sure do pack on the muscle and burn that fat guys!!
Cryptofatty detected
>>69554490
Way ahead of you m8
My girlfriend (male) and I are the happiest couple ever
>the two best bowlers of the past decade were 5'10
>statschinese, who has literally never had sex, thinks he is better than them because he is two inches taller
>baseball ad
Why?
>tfw 5'9''
>>69554513
>statschinese, who has literally never had sex, lies about his height on the internet to feel better about himself
fixed that for you
>>69554508
My girlfriends significant other is 6'4 and is definitely happier than I am
How deluded do you have to be to think England will win this
>>69554543
basically 50/50 at this point
What is the progressive rock of betting sites?
>>69554566
Betfair
found a rare non bw shark dirt pic lads
>>69554543
pretty deluded m8
pak are winning here and the oval at the least. you need a decent spinner to win against good sides at these two grounds
>>69554566
ladbrokes
tb h they should drop Allah when Stokes comes back. his "spin" is literally useless against Pakistan
7 overs 0/46
what's the point? may aswell just bowl Root
>>69554575
they all look better in black and white
What is the progressive rock of male height?
>>69554595
5' 10''
easy
>>69554593
black and blue would be ideal
>>69554601
objectively the best height
pak will rollover they said
it will be easy just like sri lanka they said
pak has a weak middle order they said
>>69554616
Literally no one said that
Also Lord's is a road, 400 is first innings par.
>>69554616
>you
>>69554575
What are they looking at all the time?
>>69554601
5' 10" 3/4 actually
>>69554616
Collapse incoming, Pak have a right proper tail. Advantage England. (You) on knowing nothing watch.
Why is this cricket ground named after that female NZ singer?
Is Chris Woakes elite?
>>69554629
>Pak have a right proper tail
You watch, either Wahab or Amir will score a 30+ now
>>69554616
>>69554636
If you're easily impressed
>>69554634
Britcucks recognised goblins are a marginalized minority
I can feel the meme magic
Amir will score a century
>Literally only achieved a career job since in Amir's absence
WOAKES
O
A
K
E
S
>>69554638
(You)
>>69554644
(You)
Daniel looks like he has some chinese in him
4 down
96 to go
>broad trying to kill amir
just how scared are england?
330 is enough
>>69554677
Stop talking about your gay sex life m8
take his head off
>>69554681
there is literally nothing wrong with a bit of cheeky homosex on the side
>>69554686
t. Muslim expat
>wry smile
>no saying sorry
Savage
Finish "him"
fuck Misbah for denying Amir a century
>>69554616
>(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU)
Time for based brown Messi
>>69554616
>average English cricket fan
kek
AMIR AMIR AMIR AMIR AMIR AMIR AMIR AMIR AMIR AMIR AMIR AMIR AMIR AMIR AMIR AMIR
Will Woakes get seven?
Will krazykrejza commit suicide for ever denying his undeniable handsome GOATness
>>69554726
yeh ill admit i was wrong about Woakes
>>69554716
>english
half the uk flags itt are pakis
330 is literally enough
its overcast now
england are finished
>>69554735
Wew is that an admittance of being wrong? Wow, it's almost as if judging him off 6 tests of which he never played two in a row rather than his long-standing first division county record is a poor indication of his skills!
>>69554736
>LE FUGG LE BAGGIES XDDD
>>69554754
i AM a paki mate
1-0
>>69554751
Even better, my "opinion" was based on watching him from 6 years ago
Clearly he is a much improved bowler now. I just hadn't seen anything to confirm that until now. I told you, all results against that Shit Lankan team are just as irrelevant as Voges statpadding vs WI
Hales is still shit
>>69554761
>being non-white
if it stays overcast like this amir will hoop it
>Yasir Shah is a drug cheat
>still isnt as much of a scumbag as Messi
Kek
why does amir get all the blame lads? was he the only one doing the no balls?
there is literally nothing wrong with spot fixing
>>69554848
where do they draw the line tho?
I wonder how being a cricketer altered his prison experience
>>69554828
He doesn't get any of the blame tttt most people blame Butt and Asif that's why they're not in the team
>>69554860
did he go to prison in england?
http://tv.moviesntvlive.com/sky-sports-2-hd-tv-live-stream-watch-sky-sports-2-hd-channel-online-free/ decent stream
The cretins on TMS are massive casuals it's disgusting
i was unironically there that day watching with my dad below the media centre in the lower tier
>>69554543
>A team making 300 in the first innings has only lost three of the last 67 Tests at Lords.
Pretty fucking deluded m8.
5-0
its over
>hales
>Fales EXPOSED
daniel on suicide watch
being an opener looks shit you just get fucked non stop
tfw everyone's focused on Amir and based Rahat flies under the radar.
pak are literally going to win this test match by 300 runs
Reminder that according to Daniel's elite drop analysis, Shitlex Fails literally averages less than Adam Lyth on first chance given
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
err why is Cook on strike? no way they crossed with a nick to the slips
>Literally an ad for spot bets
wew lad
>>69554957
>literally spend tens of hours coming up with some formulae to prove that Smith and Voges are overrated
>ends up completely BTFOing Kane
CANNOT make this shit up
>>69554962
really?
>>69554982
my bad, didnt realise it was last ball of the over
two left armers is confusing
Unlucky hales, still thing we have enough to do the pakis.
And did those feet...
Based ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
GOAT ROOT
Cook thinks he's playing a 20/20, if he had played like this he might not have been the shittest white ball player ever
>Cook 17 (8)
>cook strike rate over 200
kek
KEK
>Cook 21 (10)
>>69554736
At least I was actually born and have lied there for most my life. Not a traitor like these other folks.
>>69555048
You literally left your own country like a coward, that is the textbook definition of a traitor
>Messi
why do they all look actually the same?
>>69555057
you're literally responding to Wankush
and so did you you hypocrite
>you now realise that waqar and wasim could have had another 200 wickets between them if not for pakistani fielding
wew
>>69555070
?
I'm literally 6th generation NZ lad, stop pretending you know everything about everyone who is anonymously posting
>>69555074
you do know that Indian fielding was equally as bad until like the last two years
even a few years ago when Sachin, Sehwag, Laxman, Zaheer etc were in the team it was laughably bad
>>69555093
but india never had GOAT bowlers
>>69555081
apoligies then. but you used two of statscunts 5 favourite buzzwords. just add in "spineless" and something about ripping his guts out and you are there
oh dear hafeez
>>69555106
To be honest man I use his "buzzwords" all the time to fool you and you constantly mistake me for him, I honestly think it's becoming near impossible to be able to tell who is posting, just stop doing it altogether and you'll be fine. You're literally just wasting posts
Why is fielding so subpar amongst subcontinent countries?
>>69555128
statscunt detected
>>69555057
>like a coward,
You don't know me. You don't know my circumstances
>>69555132
they are literally the most unathletic ethnic groups on the planet and fielding is mostly just athleticism
haha
>>69555132
The ground is covered in shit in India so they are naturally cautious about the ground
Will Cook get 50 in under 30 balls?
>>69555143
unless you are Malala Yousafzai, he might be right
what are your 'circumstances' then?
>Chris Woakes got more swing with a 20 over old ball than Mohammad Amir is getting with a brand new ball
HOW has krazykuckold not necked himself yet lads?
This is some literal trash from this so-called "elite" pakistan bowling attack
when did I shill Amir?
literally criminal hafeez dropping that catch, imagine how nervous amir must be and the sack of shit does that
reminder that balding british paki said Amir is better than Starc
kek
KEK
K E K
>>69555175
Right after you shilled Jerome Taylor and the 130 kph BBCs
>>69555183
starc averaged 30 last ashes IN england
and he just had a dolly dropped off him are you even watching
in for comfy cook and root triple ton partnership.
>>69555144
I understand that when chasing down balls and the strength of throws when returning it to the pitch from the outfield or going for a runout but they drop more than their fair share of catches. Almost like they think they can just bat and bowl their way to a win.
Jordan Silk is built like a french fry but still pulls bullshit out of his arse constantly and he lends his skills to repetitive practice. Sounds like it must be a cultural thing as well
Not sure why Pakistan even bother with a fielding coach
>>69555194
Look lads, an actual englishman!
>>69555198
yeah, the problem is the players
they constantly make excuses and skip practice
younis and misbah are about the only ones who take it seriously and it shows
hafeez la try to catch it with my eyes closed man
>Amir 0-33 (6)
Gee so threatening
>>69555189
Jerome Taylor was elite in the home series vs Aus
theyre also still better than >your bowling lineup
>>69555196
yeah no shit they're lazy as fuck. That goes part and parcel with being unathletic
The Indians now work much harder on their fitness and fielding because of the IPL and as a result they are a much improved fielding side at Test level
what are you lads having for lunch?
What's for cheeky lunchtime wank lads? Gonna go find a good old fashioned sissy hypno thread on /gif/ personally
>>69555296
>he masturbates
degenerate
>>69555306
>he doesn't
virgin
WATCHU GONNA DO ABOUT IT WHITEBOI???
>>69555296
gonna hover my mouse over the front page of pornhub for an aesthetic dick or two desu
Come on England, let's make this a comfy first innings, build a nice 100 lead and set based Woakes on them again.
Comfy first test lads
>>69555314
You're calling ME the virgin because I DONT wank?
KEK
Now THAT is projection
Going to plow the fuck out of my gf to the thought of this after she gets home from tutoring her Kenyan exchange student
What did /cric/ have for breakfast?Kept it quite lowkey, Weetabix with bananas and honey.
>>69555330
england are not scoring 450 lel
amir will get into his groove and take a bunch of wickets soon
book it
>LE INGLAND WILL FUGG IT ALL UB MEME XDDD
Does everywhere actually follow the whole game? Are you neets?
Also how are so many aus fags watching it?
Is this game that big for you that you stay up late?
Answers please lads.
>>69555349
i just have an up and go protein thing everyday
>>69555349
>its a muh comfy meal episode
gtfo, literally cancer
>>69555319
>no headscarf
this is problematic
>>69555366
Go back to defending the mythical "amazing" Pakistani bowling attack Ahmed.
>>69555358
>Does everywhere actually follow the whole game
Nah I watch the first session and a bit. Have it on in the background usually while im playing spreadsheet manager or doing work related stuff
> Are you neets
No. But I have the week off
>Is this game that big for you that you stay up late?
No id only do that for the ashes. I just like cricket and this is an interesting series tbqh
>Also how are so many aus fags watching it?
theres three of us itt it looks like
>>69555358
I'll watch after midnight when all the neighbourhood Normieflix watchers fuck off and streaming might become watchable, not NEET, it's Saturday tomorrow and I've got nothing to do but drink a lot, shitpost and maybe find a movie to watch.
>>69555358
yes
neet master race reporting in
>>69555420
>when all the neighbourhood Normieflix watchers fuck off and streaming might become watchable
what kind of shithouse pleb internet do you have
>>69555358
i just watch in 10 15 minute bursts
rest of the time i shitpost with cricinfo in another tab
First for England being in control of this game and 330 is objectively a low score at lords
>>69555433
youre actually 245th m8
>>69555427
JUST
why don't teams treat it like a 50 over game and just go for it, try and score 350 quickly?
>>69555358
Audio is always going and I probably catch 70% of the vision. Not NEET
My interest for NRL and AFL has waned significantly in years, plus I'm slowly getting back into my routine to get ready for club cricket in the summer
I'll stay up for another 3 hours, can't get stuck in a nocturnal sleep pattern otherwise I won;t get out of it
>>69555460
kek
KEK
i think my phone possibly has better bandwidth than that
what is it? ADSL? cant you get something better?
>>69555476
ADSL, before Netflix it was around 11mbps, I hate that shite. and of course no private company is going to spend money on improving backhaul when NBNco will do it for free in a couple of ....years.
After midnight it'll get up to 4-5mbps
>>69555460
fucking hell how do you live like that
Wasim Akram: "playing in Australia is the best way of proving you are a good player"
this guy knows whats up
>>69555460
4chan should barely load at that speed
>all this cliched drivel from arthur
i would literally make a better coach
>>69555511
no, england
aus are rigged bouncy meme pitches
