Brits only edition - Germans, Canadian and Dutch need not enter. Aussies welcome
>being chocked during sex subedition
Old thread >>69542447
>FAQ and abbreviations and helpful links
http://pastebin.com/FSvbhnAi
>/bet/ Advice
http://imgur.com/a/NcRrI
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
>Essential Reading
http://pastebin.com/vuwc1vUv
>Trading
http://pastebin.com/XE11wzYM
I need BOCA +2 goals
>Germans, Canadian and Dutch need not enter
good
NEW MEME
>mackers
I'm done.
Hold me Anon ;_;
MACKERS
MACKERS
M A C K E R S
>Orion
Wew
>Boca Juniors 1-3 Independiente del Valle
kek
When was the last time he won a bet?
M A C K E R S
A
C
K
E
R
S
W O R L D I E S
O
R
L
D
I
E
S
Absolute SCENES
M A C K E R S
OMG OMG oMG OMG OMG OMG WHAT TEH
Where are the PGA caps?
NEED screenshots from PGA
whats going on ? whats mackers on?
>>69551209
boca -1
>>69551209
Boca Juniors handicap pmsl
GIVE US CAPS U LAZY BUM
Anyone have any tips?
Mine worked so far >>69548023
Independiente o3.5 goals @4.20 is worth at least a Marge
San Diego just scored 2 in 7 minutes. Kill me
>chocked
Hmm. V strange post Euan.
>boca
>>69551372
Look at the subedition pal
>That penalty
Pmsl
>90+2 minute goal
Just fuck my life up. That's it. Taking a break from betting for now.
>>69551652
Yesterday you won some with that Seattle bet, did you lose everything?
>>69551693
Everything as in all my profits from this month's betting. Yeah. All up in flames.
>>69551712
Shit man, sorry. Just don't try to chase losses.
>>69551033
>>being chocked during sex
Underrated as fuck.
>>69551842
Nah sick of my bankroll getting nibbled away so I just staked a bet with all my profits. Feels better now that I lost actually. Can take a break now. Maybe I am addicted.
Stupid question alert. If I go to a bank and deposit some money, will they know that I've been betting?
chock
CHäk/Submit
verb
past tense: chocked; past participle: chocked
prevent the forward movement of (a wheel or vehicle) with a chock.
support (a boat, cask, etc.) on chocks.
NEED more sex tips
I'm not even sure if TT's Dustin Brown tip is serious or not
>tfw was asleep for the Hereenven game and was planning on bankrolling O3.5
Anyone had a look at the ATM vs DRB-Hicom game? DRB price seems way too high. -1 line far too generous as well I think
Dat friday feel
Has Mackers tipped a winner since he's back?
>>69553395
Same
>Consider getting on Maccabi -0.25 from 0-4
>Don't
>Is now 4-4
Really need more confidence when it comes to bets desu lads
Taking a break, lids. Ruining myself with gambling degeneracy. Thinking about doing something productive like volunteering abroad during the summer, might help when I run for MP. Cya
>>69553746
Is he having a breakdown
>>69553752
Will a fiver keep you around
>>69553751
It's gonna be 5-4 CANNOT make this shit up
that u21 brazilian sw bet actually won. thanks for 20 €
>>69553395
Droped a greasy fiver on it, but they arent gooks so im a bit worried
Anyone has tips for the U19 games?
>Netherlands - England
>Croatia-France
Goes whose back back back. Back again again.
Also Ferrer is complete shite. Nearly lost to a player ranked 300. He's finished. Brown should he able to overpower him and with those odds it's worth a punt.
>>69554067
at what odds is it not worth betting on dustin brown?
>>69554075
Any odds above evens are worth it. He's in red hot form. Great performance at Wimbledon. Losing to Kyrgios in 5 and another deep run here. Let's hope he doesn't go full retard. By my investigations he should win.
>>69554094
Also his spiders nest should help him win
is this the thread where we all pretend we make money betting
>>69554110
betting isnt profitable anymore, get with the program
>>69554130
There is literally no reason why betting shouldn't be profitable.
>>69554067
I have missed you
>>69554067
Think I'm going big on this one
>atm score
>>69554226
Me too lid.
>>69554304
Worth it desu
got a question for inplay bets. lets assume closing odds for a team to win are 1.5 and this is correctly priced. the game starts and time goes by, odds drift to 1.8. is the in-play action simply priced in and 1.8 is still the correct price at that very moment?
Switching to tennis only (and TT tips only, fuck the non-believers) betting starting next month lids.
Football has brought me so, so many losses. Might still put small bets on slags or Icelandic/Singapore games but I'm not touching the top 5 league matches / CL matches with a stick, too many meme teams to fuck things up
>>69554537
Could just stick to TT and still get plenty
>he's not on red-rebels overs
tears
>>69554577
That tip came in last night lid. Solid.
>>69554537
Really need to clear my head. That special is still haunting me. Tennis is good money but you have to research a bit more.
>>69554605
is the ferrer game stake your confidence?
>>69554537
>>69554546
Idk man, starting to think tennis isn't really profitable. His 6/10 last night lost too
>>69554641
No idea what your staking plan is but 7/10 = 7 percent of your roll
>>69554666
That is VERY confident.
>>69554683
Just look at Ferrers match yesterday. He was horrific. Brown is a good and on his day excellent player. @ those odds it'd be irresponsible of me to not go for it.
>>69554703
So what would you set the odds at then?
>>69554703
I would like to inform you that, at these excellent odds, I have decided to listen to your advice, and consequently have placed a bet on Mr. Brown to win.
Pascoe Vale Team Goals O2.5 @2.00
>>69554831
tempted by next goal @ 3.10
why is Wigan only a -2,5 favorite against Leeds in the rugby?
they won with 20+ and 30+ points last time they met
>>69554854
there is a chance hume could score desu, aussie games are mad
>>69554864
have you checked the squads?
>>69554873
no, friend
can you find them for me?
>>69554867
i know, hence the punt, kek.
Leeds (from): Briscoe, Watkins, Moon, Hall, Burrow, Galloway, Cuthbertson, Jones-Buchanan, Ablett, Delaney, Singleton, Garbutt, Keinhorst, Achurch, Handley, Golding, Lilley, Segeyaro.
Wigan (from): Bretherton, Charnley, Flower, Gildart, Higginson, Isa, Manfredi, Mossop, Nuuausala, Powell, Sarginson, Shorrocks, Smith, Shelford, Sutton, Tautai, Tierney, S Tomkins, Williams.
only thing i can think of is the Joel Tomkins injury
>>69555075
so w2b la
NEED a Souths goal or 2
NEED Pascoe to score PLEASE
>>69555192
Lucky for me Hume scored instead
Forgotten what it''s like to win a bet
I dont care about the odds, just need
a very safe bet
>>69555233
just need ONE more from Pascoe in the game
>>69555086
Wigan apparently with mainly the same lineup as the 40-8 blowout a month and a half ago, key players and goal scorers all there.
Leeds seem to have changed up 5-6 players or so if Eleanor's info is correct.
Still going a medium on Wigan -2,5 though
>>69555250
I think you can still get -300 on Woolfe.
>>69555250
Next Pope to be female: no
safe bet desu
>>69555263
was the blowout at home or away for wigan though
why do pakis kill people?
>>69555291
it was an away win blowout for Wigan
>>69555299
I can't even afford rope to kill myself at this rate
>>69555250
David Ferrer @1.20
Red card and penalty against Souths.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69555311
didn't tennis tipster go 7.10 on brown?
>>69555348
I believe he is joking my good man
I follow 4 groups, 3 paid tipsters on TT, and all have been DAC since July. What is going on?
>>69555362
it's your tactics
>>69555362
Gambling just isn't profitable anymore.
>>69555362
Gambling no longer profitable.
NEED Brown to win or it's potatoes for dinner
>>69555362
their luck has run out
>>69555362
The act of placing money on an outcome with risk of losing it is no longer a solid source of income
>>69555355
the swede?
>>69555383
Most of them have been around for years, all have at least 200 tips.
What's THE bet lads? Need a win badly
50 euros on Brown
>>69555390
Think he meant TT but the lad's completely serious, Ferrer was rubbish in his last game and Brown is good.
It's by no means a "sure" thing, but the odds are just so ridiculously good that putting some cash on Brown is a no-brainer.
Even if he doesn't win it outright, you might be able to cash out on a profit if he wins the first set
>>69555412
Very serious. Need some luck. Brown starts fast so need him to win the first set.
>>69555447
When does it start?
>>69555467
14:44
>>69555447
Put a cheeky few on Brown to win 2-0 and 2-1 as well
betting is stupid
David Ferrer 2-1 @4.00 is THE bet
damn Sousa getting rekt
>>69555505
On, it better come through I can't live off pound shop noodles for much longer
>>69555550
>Portuguese tennis players
Horrific
>>69555570
Super noodles so so good.
>>69555574
think he might still win, the guy is a warrior
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNV5hLSa9H8
>UBC/Hordur has a gf AND people think he's shrewd
Why even bother?
>>69555773
no way
>>69555773
I just know there's a dick under that dress
>>69555773
Can't wait till he goes paid and gets 5 followers.
>>69555773
Not sure about the eyebrows
>>69555966
trip on hass
>>69555979
pmsl
Reminder its in times like these to top up on Hilary Clinton
Sky sports 3. Settle down and grab a beer. Dustin Brown is here.
Do Bet365 have any markets for politics? Can't seem to find any
>>69555932
He will got much more. Probably more than me desu.
>>69556077
Fuck. It's showing Hamburg.
>>69556090
Sometimes you should believe not just stats or longterm records but your feeling and knowledge of tipster which give you profit in future. When you buy appartments at the beginning of building - you also cant be sure they will be build at the end but you do this cause it is good investition. I have paid service for more than 3 years on other sites and I recommend UBC!. Regards!
>>69556112
Guys 20 pounds this nothing this guy make good job I dont know why You write this shit
Brown to 3.25. PLEASE.
>>69556077
IMAGINE watching tennis whilst england are playing a test match and the open is on.
>>69556130
Whole thread is full of gems
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thin arms desu
>>69556181
Looks like JaJa Binks desu
>>69556197
SS - gomad desu
>>69556141
Reback @9?
Looking bad
>Ferrer already 4-1 up
Knew this rope I bought after the Euro final would come in handy lads
>a nigger playing tennis
I shouldve known
ffs baka desu senpai
Stream anyone?
>that tennisfaggot's tips
>good
kek, happy I didn't listen to his dumb ass. Ferrer will literally win this dropping less than 5 games
>TennisTipster
pmsl
Last time I listen to a fucking Swede, 2-1 my arse
put the wife's son's christmas money on this bet, not going to be too pleased
can't stop topping up
Amazing, did this Tennis Tipster pick Brown on his worst surface to beat Ferru on his best surface, based off one set Ferru struggled due to the grass to clay transition? Hilarious.
>>69556336
Pls save us AmeriGOD
>>69556336
I fell for the meme. So this does prove it then? Tennis is correctly priced?
>>69556307
just wait
>three horses priced @ 17 have each won a race today
christ.
>Brown starts fast so need him to win the first set.
the tide..... it's.... turning.... just need Brown.... to break...
>>69556336
Need TennisTIpster to reply to this. When a bet loses its bad, but if the tip was good then you can deal with it.
I mean if a bet loses due to bad luck, that's fair enough. If you can tell that the tipster actually went through and thought there was value. But if this is true than Brown was correctly priced
>>69556369
brown will win a few games this set but he'll still lose it. He'll get like 4-5 at best
Amazing ball
Didnt post cause there really is nothing too good today, I have to say.
Took a Ramos/Verdasco/Lajovic parlay. And a Klizan to win Hamburg future at 7.5/1 which looks much better now that Robert upset GGL.
Lajovic to beat Ward is -370 but worth it. Clay with hometown Serbian crowd on top of the natural skill disparity. But nothing really worth playing.
High value tip right here, tears if your bookie doesn't offer it.
Finnish Superpesis
Koskenkorvan Urheilijat - Kouvolan Pallonlyöjät ML @ 2.55
Koskenkorva and Kouvola generally are pretty equal, but a key player is missing from Koskenkorva lineup, while Kouvola has everyone on deck. And while Koskenkorva has rye homecourt advantage they've lost a lot weird games at home this year.
I think the game is well mispriced and you should get on if your bookie offers it.
>>69556424
Can never take a post seriously when they don't even use decimal odds
>>69556363
and a winner @ 41. will not look at any more results today - too depressing fåm.
>>69556453
ALL IN
L
L
I
N
NEED Brown to break PLEASE
>>69556453
>>69556467
Oh, and I mean the 12 ML, not 1X2 ML. Just so you know. 1X2 ML could still hit, but 12 is just way safer.
Had a girl put her finger into my asshole tonight during sex lads, not sure what to think.
>>69556487
kek
>>69556525
how was it?
>>69556535
Kind of good tbqh, I think it was the surprise more than anything.
>>69556560
That's the way it starts senpai, before you know it you'll be sucking cock and saying it's not gay because it's a tranny.
Not that I would know anything on the subject.
Fucking Ferrer, fuck you spic
>>69556595
didn't you bet Ferrer @1.20?
>>69556606
no I put on the meme bet
Come on Brown just win this set I need to eat
>>69556595
Ferrer is one of my favorites. Very consistent player on tour and gives 100% effort every single time. How dare you.
BROWN BROWN BROWN
>>69556637
t. Mexican
Is Brown mounting a comeback?
>>69556369
maybe.... it.... could be.... true.....
>>69556661
Isn't he spaniard?
>>69556637
>He likes grind ball
Fuck off
>>69556663
Browns are mounting my wife
Ferrer wins set 7-5 confirmed
>>69556679
FUCK YOU CUNT REEEEEEE
>>69556672
yes but he got upset at my usage of "spic" hence why the American poster is Mexican
>>69552258
Why do they make Singaporeans pay to enter their own casino again?
>>69556678
I'm more fond of blacks myself, seem a bit more well-endowed
>>69556678
Best thing to do is sit back and let em finish.
>>69556618
which was?
>>69556689
My point was that Ferrer isn't a spic
>>69556718
>Spanish Person In Custody
still applies
>>69556637
evan39
i-is meme magic happening?
BROWN HAS DONE IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
meme magic now dictates that ferrer wins the next set 6-0 or 6-1
To cash out or to not cash out
FUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEESSS
YEEEEEEEEEEES WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL NOW
BROWN
R
O
W
N
FUCK THE SWEDE
Come on Ferrer smash this monkey
I dont even know what the tip was. What was it?
Brown actually won a set, the madmen.
PS Ferrer isnt a spic, at least in America he isnt
Would like to say fuck off to the Dutch guy and the American.
He NEEDS our support.
>>69556754
NEVER in doubt
>>69556767
america is not white tho
TIDE HAS TURNED YOU SWEDE FUCK
>Imagine wanting a player to win the first set more than the first
Second set is the most important set to win
>>69556767
For Brown to win
>>69556783
you were 2-1 @4?
ez money
>>69556784
lad do I cash out
BROWN SUCH A STAR. COME ON BOY. WHAT A DROP SHOT.
>>69556803
Can really see a brown break coming. If it's a good amount cash out.
>>69556818
nah I'm just gonna wait it out, fuck it
BELIEVE in Brown
BELIEVE in TT
My nigga with the T Rex body
>>69556793
No that was me, got it @ 3 though I'm sorry I doubted you
>>69556818
>le back something without planning to see it through
HATE this meme
Listen TT if brown wins you can fuck my girlfriend
Brown finally looks pumped. WORLD drop shot again. Forehand cross court drop shot.
BROWN PLEASE BREAK
>>69556844
If he wants to he can. I'm here for the distance lid. NEVER CASH OUT.
Jumping BH winner. Boys on fire.
Putting my money where my mouth is.
If Brown actually wins my fiver gets turned into a twenty, will be able to keep betting on TT's tips
COME ON LAD
>>69556883
suck your mum la
>>69556883
Suck your nan
>>69556883
good lad
BROWN TO BREAK
Break incoming
Brown absolutely UNSTOPPABLE
>>69556998
SO SO STRONG
ferrer to break
>>69557033
fucking prick I hate you
Very Brownian break there. Bunch of lazy points
Just so so angry
JESUS
Looking dire
betting on bob marley
oh wow
he was 40-0 up ffs
brown to win @8
it's over ;_;
2-1
2-1
2-1
2-1
@4.00
ALL HAIL THE SWEDE
Brown breaks now.
>>69557048
ferrer to win this set 6-3
BROWN PLEASE BREAK
World shot again.
>That forehand
FFS I would have obliterated that.
And those last two games are why Brown is outside the top 100.
>>69557088
>>69557084
>>69557033
>>69556883
absolute benders tbqhwy
BREAK
R
E
A
K
HOW can he crush him so easily in one game and fuck it up so bad in another?
>>69557145
Ferrer will win
got another worldie lined up?
Actually taking a break from gambling now.
>>69556453
>>69556467
can't find on 365
absolute tears
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>69557204
cunt
>>69557242
cunt
>>69557084
cunt
imagine putting 7% of your bankroll on mainstream tennis
>>69557252
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>trusting someone that wants to go paid when he "NEEDS" the money
hmm
>>69557283
Mainstream tennis has plenty of value. Such as when a self-destructing player like Brown does better than expected, and a proven veteran who wins these situations against worse players all the time is just 1.5
>>69557321
Tbf he was absolute value at Wimbledon. That raonic and Djokovic tip was good. Plus all the chinese tips as well. Lad needs a break.
Wtb?
>7/10
I really hope you didnt do this?
Also props to Kohlschreiber for being so blatant with his sey fixing.
The classic "drop the first set" yesterday, and the classic WTA scoreline today.
>>69557347
>Speaking in the third person
>>69557347
>he
ayy
>its a TT is a fraud episode
who can i trust?
>>69557384
Juve
>>69557347
>absolute value at Wimbledon
>>69557347
lul forgot to take off trip?
>>69557384
Basketball Boss tips starting soon
>>69557384
Hass lid.
The GOAT source for betting and fashion advice.
>>69557347
Are you alright?
Did ANYONE except that britanon go on 2-1 Ferrer @4
>>69557347
ouch, I knew some of the double posting/autism like
>>69557252
>>69557145
>>69556899
>>69556911
meant something shady.
>>69557400
Literally who?
>>69557347
>forgot to take of his trip when shilling
KEK
>>69557347
poor guy ;_;
>>69557424
https://tipstertube.com/profile/basketball-boss
Taking an official break from gambling. Heads in pieces. Deleted tipstertube. See you soon.
>>69557402
link to his tt
>>69557384
Lux's group is open I think
>>69557443
>see you soon
Please dont
>>69557443
Fucking hell this is Euan tier attention seeking
>>69557443
>does this every week
>always comes back within a day
addicted to the limelight.
>>69557455
>>69557456
Basi boom<3
Is TT a confirmed fraud and a hack now? Should we autofade him from now on?
>>69557455
hass' group is closed for now. membership is £40
>>69557478
People will continue to follow, people are still dumb enough to follow fraudanon.
>bullying TT so much he leaves
Lads he gave a decent tip, it failed to work out, Brown was literally a few games away from winning.
>>69557509
brown got fucking annihilated
anons so you're saying a guy can just make an account on some website and people will pay for picks?
>>69557509
this desu, it was value, but he shouldn't have marked it as a 7/10
>Same fagging
He was a good tipster but that's dire
>>69557509
>bullying
He's being a little bitch desu, nobody has said anything bad or out of character for /bet/. He loved it when everyone sucked his cock the last couple weeks but after a couple loses he throws the toys out the pram
Brown to win a set was a better bet
Reminder staking is just as important as finding value when it comes to being a profitable gambler.
>>69557548
So many sheep when it comes to betting. Go on a small win streak and be up after 50 tips and yes there will be some dumb fucks willing to pay. You should give it a go m8
RIP TT
>>69557563
Was going to make this exact point desu
>>69557619
The top guy is 1st just cause he bet 3:3 CS on hun/por? Is this site a meme?
>>69557744
That was for the Euro competition tbf nobody is going to pay him
>>69557744
He won't be going paid, that was just for a competition thing. Same with a couple of others near the top there.
Bet on suicide watch
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/young-man-kills-himself-after-8409460
>>69557807
Anyone got the O/U on how many more times somebody will come in here posting this thinking he is being the first person to do so within the next week?
>>69557807
O/U on tennistipster returning - 19.5hrs
Place your bets
lost 230 on boca
and 40 on Brown
and some other shit, back to the hole
down 400 EU, i want off this ride.
>>69557849
Lad just needs some time off. Everyone has a shit patch
>>69557849
What are the odds?
>>69557849
LARGE on under
Although he'll be posting as anon at first
>>69557872
ffs thought you got hit by a lorry
>>69557872
>He wasn't in Nice
Seething.
Some lad is posting a number of tennis related bets on the tube. Odds it's TT with a new account?
>>69557891
hello TT
>>69557920
Think it's the American TT
>>69557925
Don't think you understand unders/overs. That guy said he'd be back before that.
>>69557952
you're not making a lot of sense m8
>Kohlschreiber
If there was a movie made about /bet/ what actors would play Euan/juveguy/tt etc
If you want to include Hass please use a Bollywood actor for a better comparison.
>>69558032
A good actor who keeps doing good roles then does the occasional shitty one would be TT.
Juve would be Nick Cage
getting on these tennis tips
>>69558032
Hass is Sharukh khan
Juve is Cage
TT is Ben Affleck
Euan is Frankie Boyle
>>69558098
>Hass is Sharukh Khan
>Juve is Cage
Would see this. Albania would be Jonah Hill
>>69558032
Juve – Simon Bird
Euan – Joe Thomas
Derfell – Blake Harrison
TT – James Buckley
>New tennis guy posts a 10/10 at 1.083
Personally I'd enjoy if the single Hungarian poster was played by someone
>>69558162
Value lid
>>69558162
I saw that, p good bet if u ask me
but then I blocked him, he is spamming with shit bets
>>69558162
stick it in an acca
>>69558162
PMSL
I'm just fucking around for now.
https://tipstertube.com/profile/quality4acca
>Going paid after 0 tips
>The real money is in accys
pmsl
>>69558180
Fuck off. TT please come back.
Jealous of all the options that are open to you Euros, some of these bets I cant get at my... 2 books available
Anyone here in lux's group? Is it worth it?
>>69558219
link to lux group
>>69558229
Search deluxe tipping on fb
>>69558242
>>69558229
>-9% ROI for July after 19 tips
>>69558185
Is this someone here?
>>69558264
Why is July such a shitty month for normally good tippers
>Poland actually beating Russia
Bretty good ballbasket tip
>>69558270
Every tipper on has been horrific. Looking at you Hass TT. Euan never posts >Mackers
getting on lads
Wish I could get on O/U for cards in this Sturm Graz game desu. Someones gonna fucking die
NEED summer of 2015 like A I R desu
>>69558344
This. Best period of betting in HISTORY.
SEETHING
>>69558370
But Kartepe, UCD slags and Sarajevo's 2nd leg against Haugesund were in 2014
>>69558390
Thats best /bet/ moments but as a whole last summer was better
>>69558390
Last year was better, nearly every day was printing free money.
Mackers would be Adam Sandler
>they dont know about the /bet/ film poster
Ireland U20 - Greece U20 Under 145.5 COMFY
>>69558483
Needs to be updated desu
>>69558464
seth rogan 2bh.
guys, gonna hit the blackjack tables now, wish me luck
can't stand being in this - 400 eu hole.
>>69558483
Need to know that someone is working on a new one
>>69558505
enjoy ur queen + joker (enemy team). the game's fixed
nice double down
we good
Might have a tip in a few minutes
>>69558505
Protip: /bet/ was 'best' when you personally had bubblegum accounts
>>69558505
holy shit
>>69558666
>playing against a software
natural selection t b h.
>>69558486
What going on with that bet? Has the game ended?
>>69558693
i won that bet
took the shot before.
>>69551069
Yes good, lets keep this retarded psycho-sociopathic cancer for the economically strained bongs and other refugee nations suffering from mental illnesses
>>69558655
Odd post this
>>69558734
Pls geau
>>69558701
My bookie isn't updating the bet and I can't find any match result.
Livescore is shit for basketball
On Grossklein -1.25, for a marge.
>>69558789
Away side have 10 players.
>>69558789
Info, cunt?
>>69558767
thought you were talking about my BJ
this is the result so far
39:72
7 mins to go.
>>69558806
10 players, 3 are reserves. Will win this by 4 easy desu
>>69558799
looking at boobs instead of counting cards.
>>69558681
>interacting with real people
uh oh
>>69558823
But judging by how this week's going, I'd only have a smed on
>>69558789
DELETE THIS
22
2
>>69558816
Ah, ok. My bookie is not showing that game anymore, for some reason. I thought it had ended.
2222222222
>>69558823
anywehre other than 365?
>>69558789
>putting stake on
>Chrome crashes
>Load game back up
>2-0
JUST
>>69558851
>Hass tip that's winning
>in Asia
pmsl.
>>69558851
Absolute shit tier markets on willhill
Also on Salzburg SW, just had a goal disallowed
>>69558851
betfair
>>69558892
im on bad +.5
>>69558823
What if they are just playing players who arent registered on the website yet? Or do you have a 2nd source?
This greece under 20 basketball has me sweating
>>69556453
>>69556467
I'm sorry, people who followed. I thought we we were good when Kouvola started with a solid 2 run inning. Koskenkorva was really relentless at the bats today. There's still a chance for Kouvola to bring it back in the last inning, but that would be a small miracle.
>>69557225
Looks like you're better off that way.
Another week of wageslaving in the books. Surreal.
>>69558925
Oh, and more importantly Kouvolas runners just couldn't get to the bases fast enough.
Has the Ireland - Greece u20 finished or what?
>>69558978
Is she hot?
DAFC
>HASS
>>69558995
Yea lid 47-93
Down spastic. Fuck off Hass you little brown pseudo.
>>69558984
Yup
>>69558985
A friend of a friend
>>69558990
It'll happen one day buddy dw
>>69558995
Eh she's ok, has 30GG tits though
>>69558865
>Hass tip that's winning
>ever
pmsl.
>>69559027
>post pics
Johnson had an MTO before the match even started against Young. DY is a break up and still 2.0 odds, take him
ON MY KNEES BEGGING FOR ANOTHER FIRST HALF GOAL HASS
>>69559027
C'mon, lad, we need to see some pics.
why don't Grossklein fucking shoot instead of just holding the ball?
>>69559046
James Mckeown
James Mckeown Still take as high as -5
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Can someone tell me what Hamburger is waiting for to score?
Price CUNTED
>>69559046
>>69559073
>Could go double figures
>Take as high as -5
Back home.. my own bed feels so, so comfy. I hope everyone is having a great day!
>Salzburg
NEED a goal in the Croatia-France game
11111111111111111111111111111
>>69559108
Hello friend
>>69559036
>>69559060
later
Young takes first set 6-2. Johnson is definitely not 100% and he also tweaked his knee a few games back. Really suggest a Young bet here.
Can't remember the last Hass tip that won 2bh
>could go double figures
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Reminder backing Mackers admin larges WILL get your account limited
>>69559173
LASK Linz is winning but I'm not even on, of course.
I made a mistake
Pissed all of my earnings away with a stupid bet, AGAIN
I'm officially delet'ing all of my betting accounts.
>>69559195
I literally dont CARE. I am so DAC.
>>69559195
I waited for +5 and took a small on it.
Mackers betting about as well as Derfell at the moment
Mackers STEALING a living tbqh.
>>69559203
Will chuckle heartily if you're >value is a meme Dutch anon
>>69559108
shalom.
if they really do have only 10 men, who plays in goal?
>>69559232
Not going to bet today... been up for 34 hours. It would be foolish to bet now.
>tfw on St Pollen -2 @ evens in a round robin
>just saw Mackers tipped it
Well shit
>>69559240
Dunno but I regret taking first half handicaps. Should've rebacked the ft handicap, then at least I could have hope
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>a reminder these are all soccerway bets with some light googling
absolutely pathetic.
>>69559280
Not saying I'm a supporter of Soccerway Warriors, but what method do you suggest?
>>69558505
BJ tables just got raped
only -100 eu now
>tempted to take -0.5
>Grosskldin score
Don't think I'm ever going to profit again lads
>>69559305
Cash out before you lose it all senpai
>>69559304
>inb4 just being a J U D G E
>>69559214
>the gap between the 3rd and 4th tier is so great
Didn't St. Pollen just get promoted from the 2nd tier to the top tier?
Hass SUCH a fraudulent boy.
>>69559305
Get out while you're ahead lad.
FUCK OFF HASS
ABSOLUTELY DAFC
>>69559373
>>69559332
i'm still down 100
gonna get some bets from TT now.
>tfw was going to put SUMS on Hass but the market was suspended because of the second goal
Is ANYONE shrewd anymore?
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP. JUST
>>69559392
Ahead in BJ -100 still better than -400. Following TT is good way to get back to -400 though.
>>69559172
Very good tip. Thank you.
Are you the american TT?
333333333333333333
It's a friendly, they probably both decided to play with 10 men
i'm literally making hundreds of money from blackjack then losing it on TT tips.
what the fuck ?! did the bookies envolve ?
fucking lost all my last five med bets.
scared to place a bet now.
Cmon st polten you can do eet
>>69559453
They probably dont have 10 men though. The rball didnt look like 11 v 10
>8/10
pmsl
anyone here on m'gladbach
>>69559040
>>69559172
Hope someone got on this, or hope you didnt and lost all your memebets.
Fuck france
Kek knew that they would fuck my bet over and preemptively punished them with a truck
H A S S U R R E A L
need 2 more goals this half desu
>>69559434
Yeah, I guess thats the name now. Lol
>>69559518
I'M SORRY FRANCE
I'M SORRY
ACCEPT MY APOLOGY
>HASS
MY GOD
>>69559518
that's low brah.
>>69559563
Too soon?
>>69559563
Sorry bro
Betting has consumed my life
>>69559589
i understand.
frantically snapchatting VanBanter to see if we can schedule an emergency bait out of HASS
>muh yellow cards
>>69559787
more like emergency bailout.
:^)
>>69559787
how do you like vanbanter to slide into your snapchat?
Small on Grossklein +0
Expecting a statement from Hass about his recent performance
new staking syntax for /bet/ lads
3 inches - tiny
4 inches - smed
5 inches - med
6 inches - large
7 inches - special
What do you say when your bet comes in?
>>69559882
so many things strange about this post
>>69559933
fuck off cunt
>>69559882
>5 inches is the average meme
I propose every time Euan posts we all respond with 'YOU SOLD OUT', as his going paid truly started the death of /bet/
>>69559882
what about 8?
>>69559982
it is
>>69559990
>his going paid truly started the death of /bet/
no. britturk and his crew leaving started the death of /bet/
Euan when is next tip?
>>69560019
I'm on St Polten, Hass's tip, and Crystal Palace.
Tell me why I shouldn't kill myself? When is this horrible, horrible month going to end?
enjoying my banana and oats smoothie
>tfw the blender is not free now because i'm down 100
>>69560034
pmsl euans service is only one bet a month
>>69560074
Add some protein powder and that's world.
>>69560034
Do you want good bets or just bets?
>>69560103
there is peanut butter in it.
3 bananas
whole oats
oat milk
dates
peanut butter.
Obviously, I got my info wrong. Very wrong. Grossklein also played shite, even if it was 11 v 11 they should have won without a problem against an Unterliga side. I'm sorry for fucking up so bad lads, it's been a horrible week and I'm sure if you've been following my tips you'd love to choke me right now.
I'm taking a few days off, maybe see if Euan has any worldies for the Scottish Cup tonight.
Lovely Justina :)
>>69560119
Good bets ofc. Just asking if you have anything planned already
Reminder Euan literally believes yield > profit.
>>69560142
Reminder that women are in their prime between the ages of 16-19
>>69560131
I staked Dundee to win their group @ 1.73
>>69560143
Nothing tonight I dont think. Maybe UFL.
>>69560178
Middlesborough police would like to have a word with you nonce
>>69560218
And for anyone who doesnt know, Dundee =/= Dundee United
>>69560178
Justina is like 19 or 20 I think.
>>69560218
>not on andy robson's acca
:^)
>tfw no @euanparktips
NEED a worldie
>>69560409
How much per hour?
>>69560409
vile
>>69560409
is she a good person
>>69560409
chebs
>>69560450
batty boy spotted
>>69560476
>that trip
>that opinon
When are you going to give us a sneak peek of dem cheeks?
>>69560476
found him
>>69560424
£0 if you're man enough
>>69560450
>things virgins say
>>69560463
LOVELY personality. Rumour has it she even donated a fiver to Juve out the kindness of her heart
If Juve is reading this, I could really use that £60
SUDBURY
U
D
B
U
R
Y
>>69560555
Looks like you've got three 5s right there, congrats
>>69560580
Can I deposit them into my skrill account?
>>69560227
>nonce
Since when does liking developed, legal girls make you a nonce?
>>69560611
>developed
Reminder that 'women' aren't fully developed until their mid 30s
>>69560637
source pmsl
>>69560637
What's that got to do with anything?
how?
Need this weeks entire ration of /bet/ magic for zapresic to get a goal in. How the fuck did they even get two men sent off?
>>69560681
>trusting rball
>0 goals forat half
>3 foeat 20 minueat of second half
>>69560704
jesus wtf did I just type
what was the final score in Mackers large?
>>69560720
Kapfenberg? 6-0
What's the bet?
>>69560730
h u p
>UBC
>please unfollow if you don't want to pay
I think I'll stay put until you remove me m8
in dire need of Deportivo Capiata - Libertad Asuncion lineups..
>>69560840
Same desu
>dundee
>Cubs score 5 runs in the sixth
Shit, I hope my U8.0 holds.
>>69560840
That's like stealing when you think of it.
Just got tipster tube. Who do I follow
>>69561046
Stealing from the bookies ha
>>69561052
UBC
>>69561052
Mushroom
bird
Ausclick
S_L_A_G_S
AbsolutelyRektPmsl
dutchtips
GOODMANTIPS
Basi-Booms
TennisTipster
mathworks
t4tw
^these individuals
Dundee WANT the 11111
>>69561124
1111111111111111111
>Taking a short break from tipping, the roof here in Basi's Bungalow is leaking and needs to be patched up.
Is this a metaphor? What did he mean by this?
Romania, does your model ever spit out odds that differ drastically from the bookies odds?
pmsl, can get a holiday to Turkey for a small now
>>69561166
still cant get a gf tho
>>69561184
hurtful
>>69561184
Very rude
>>69561109
What are those X things m8 are they extra good
>>69561214
have you tried growing some stubble?
pmsl
absolute characters on big brother
>>69561273
>tfw I'm basically on Hughie to win @1.66
Jackson SUCH a spastic
no time for /bet/
gonna get comfy for the glorious turkish happening.
islamists BTFO
>>69561387
Nonce
>>69561261
Doesnt work
so many games tomorrow
getting a semi
>>69561387
stop fondling children
>>69561417
PLEASE post tips
The only military coup I want to hear about is if someone someone has got one laid out for that race at Sandown
>>69561425
Only placed the Australia bets so far.
Why is Ryan wearing a fucking bin bag?
>>69561484
Jesus
NOU THREAD >>69561532
NOU THREAD >>69561532
NOU THREAD >>69561532
NOU THREAD >>69561532
NOU THREAD >>69561532