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Previous thread: >>69545485
News:
>Jacare wants to fight Bisping
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/14/12183544/jacare-souza-asks-forrest-bisping-to-stop-running-and-fight-him
>Cruz wants to fight Aldo, DJ, or Goob
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/14/12185158/morning-report-dominick-cruz-is-eyeing-fight-with-aldo-doesnt-care
>USADA wants to test Brock Lesnar
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/14/12188198/usada-will-continue-to-drug-test-brock-lesnar-remains-ufc-roster-mma
shawb
H..hey
Stann
USADA IS AT YOUR DOOR /HEEM/ ACT COOL.
>tfw Banana kicks you in the head
>>69550875
>USADA wants to test Brock Lesnar
I doubt Bork can be bothered with USADA's shit. The way they randomly turn up and want to know where is, he'll probably retire again just so those goofs stop pestering him and his comfy farm
>>69550918
>I-it was the supplements
>>69550955
I hope they try to trespass onto his property and go face to face with a shotgun.
>>69550918
everyone get under the ring
>>69550912
>Trump picks Stann as VP
If ya wanna seal the deal Donald, that's the move.
Who can beat him?
>>69551032
Leave Thompson to me.
>>69550974
>shotgun
Nope, they're getting the .50 cal Gopher treatment
Is Anonymous here?
I'm going to need his piss
What do you think of him?
>>69551079
*teleports under cage*
*phh....nothin personal
>>69551164
He'll get destroyed now that people know he's a live dog. Ferg overlooked him and he paid for it with a close fight. Nobody expected some minor leaguer to come out moonwalking and shit.
>>69551079
I'd like to see your ID m8?
>>69551164
>based banana man
>>69551164
When the cans fight back part 2.
>>69550875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDLOz00arRM
Who /touchbutt/ here?
>>69550918
>YOU CANT TEST ME! I'M A MADE GUY!
>>69551211
No, I've no reason to present my ID thank you very much. Anonymous knowingly agreed to this
>>69551178
Is Anonymous not here then? It's alright, I'll wait.
>>69551164
I cant wait for him to fight at his original weight class at 145. He looked like a Muuunster against Ferg.
>>69551336
Ummm who do you know here bro?
>>69551368
I was told Anonymous would be here.
I expect him to turn up
>>69551336
Let me call my lawyer first and we can have a look at what my agreement is.
Some pussy is waiting outside trying to take my piss, what should i do guys? currently hiding underneath the octagon
>tfw every here could heem me
Chris Avila vs. Artem Lobov
Discuss
Anyone got webms from the fight night? I just watched the whole card and there was some sick finishes.
>>69551351
Banana said he made 146.5 once and never again, he will be a 155er always
France BTFO. A dead cuck is a good cuck.
>>69551483
Really? He looked a little flabby and seems really short for 155. Then again Ferg is one of the tallest fighters there.
>>69551488
fuck that was brutal
>>69551508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctduAZuX72I
>>69551542
Apparently hes 5'9 which is average for lightweight. Ferg is just retardedly tall.
>>69551672
Should have been stopped when he hit the canvas, he was out
wasnt Cannonier talking about dropping to LHW? not sure how he can make 205 with that bunda
>>69551032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6yek81uV6I
How long until Andrey Koreshkov deletes MacDonald's nose for good?
>>69551709
Reminder that this was overturned to a no contest.
>>69550886
Love you bro.
Schaub bless
>>69551453
whats avila's meme name /heem/?
>>69552021
10/10
CM Punk will sub this pretender gall and its going to be glorious
>>69552055
I love this one
Can someone previous thread this?
>>69552070
Onnit
get it :^)
Dicks out for Schaub
damn, this chris avila kid is pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJIiK71F7oI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff0qijmtkTs
>>69552149
>josh rosenthal is still reffing
>>69552174
This might be your best work
>>69552181
thank you family
What fighter is best described by this image?
Fight Fan Go App when
>>69552021
>>69552055
>>69552190
heem yourselves, those memes are the most unfunny shit in this board
>>69552208
Scott Jorgensen
>>69551192
>Nobody expected some minor leaguer to come out moonwalking and shit
this
when he blocked the superman punch with his chin I lost all my shit
>>69552236
Back to the favelas with you Rafael
>>69552190
>tfw created the previous thread meme and then deleted my OC of it
thank you for keeping the movement alive brave soldier
i'll return one day
>>69552208
Mark Kerr
>>69552208
The Chris
>>69552208
Chris Leben
Josh Koscheck
>>69552272
Of course my brother.
>casuals think jose aldo is good now
>>69552236
previous thread is ironic ironic shitposting
it serves as a deconstruction of the idea of ironic shitposting in itself by proving through example that it has no inherent humor, either for the viewer or the poster
it is intended to lead the viewer to the conclusion that any ironic shitpost and any reaction to it is formulatic and does not elicit true amusement
it's a masterpiece of postmodern "shitposting"
it will be preserved in museums and shown to the generations ahead as the single greatest piece of art to emerge from the modern era
>>69551921
the skinny little twerp
>>69552315
lad ive been posting aldo shit since before 200. I was the only one spamming his pictures.
Post fighters you like more than most people on /heem/
I'll start
>Beneil Dariush
>Ben Rothwell
>>69552339
You should get some WebM's up in this hoe
here's to brock getting USADA'd
>>69552342
I don't have fitepass lad. If i get it ill make some, too bad the australian webm bro isnt an aldo fan
>>69552348
Still butthurt Hunt got humiliated?
>SOUZA INJURED AND CAN'T FUCKING FIGHT
>TRIES TO CALL OUT THE KING
>WHO'S GOING TO FIGHT THE ONLY MAN TO EVER KO HIM LEGIT.
Why are Hue's so salty? Why is BisKING the Based so absolutely Based?
How does he beat grampy champy boys? I say TKO in the 4th.
>>69552149
he's getting backed into the cage really easily
So Conor is never making 145 again right?
>>69550974
>>69551059
guns wont help you now
>>69552352
just use a cracked account u retard
>>69552370
Are you implying he's scared of Aldo?
He heemed Aldo in 7 seconds, y'know.
>>69552063
>Christianity never killed anyone
>>69552360
then watch what happens
also check out his defense
he's blocking all the knees and strikes
https://youtu.be/oVmiydHQE-w?t=46
>>69552348
Wait really, even though he's back with mandrama until further notice?
>Bork gets pulled from Summerslam
kek
>>69552381
>fuckingillegal.gif
how tho
>>69552385
no i just think the weight cut will be too much with the new rules. we'll see. i hope he comes back
whats for second dinner?
When will europe ban assault trucks
>>69552408
Why was Joey Diaz so pumped?
Big Alvarez fan?
>>69552413
He hasn't formally retired from the UFC so they still want to keep testing him I think. He's made it into the rankings too.
Honestly think he'll get fed up with them so just retire again
>>69552385
It's actually pretty hard to take anything away from a instant KO except that one dude has a shit ton of power. Especially at the top level.
Like Cain/JDS and Shogun/Machida.
Aldo looked better in his last fight than Goobs did in his. It's an interesting rematch that's for sure.
In other news, Bellator emailed Rory MacDonald. Will he or will he not mark it as spam mail? More at 11:00
>>69552437
Thats what happens when you suck too many cocks. The presence of an alpha male dominating another alpha male gets him all rattled up for some cocksucking
>>69552414
>no i just think the weight cut will be too much with the new rules.
They haven't changed the rules senpai. Goober will just be monitered extra closely.
>>69552437
heart versus skill, you cocksucker
>/heem/ actually thought Lineker was a meme like thominhas
>>69551497
why is that little kid so angry
>>69550886
Long may He reign.
>>69551497
yesterday people were saying stuff like how the fuck did he not know the hook was coming
that body shot is vicious
MY BOY
>>69551495
>>Norwegian
>> talking about cucks
>>69550910
YEH WOT LEWK?
So Eddie basically pulled a Holly Holm and looked (apparently purposefully) lackluster leading up to a title fight and then starched the champ. You think his next fight will also wind up like Holly or will he be champ for a dew defenses at least? I was honestly disappointed with him as he lost to Memeboy in his first UFC fight and grapplefucked other opponents but he always seemed like a cool dude.
>>69552722
dont bring out the dog in him
just get your own
>>69552722
he showed he can change his gameplan and when required instead of just being a one dimensional fighter
>>69552722
Pettis beats Cowboy
Khabib beats RDA then his knees explode
Cowboy beats Alvarez
RDA beats Cowboy twice
RDA beats pettis
Alvarez beats RDA
it might be another hot potato division unless Khabib stays healthy
>>69552722
Well I'm bout to get banned for a while so I'm just gonna say this is absolute shit boxing, and Eddie isnt even gassed
>>69552841
you expect him to look like roy jones junior when he has to work on wrestling and jitsu at the same time? enjoy your ban retard.
>>69552853
You don't need to look like rjj, these guys look like drunks brawling at a bar, not even exaggerating
>a fucking leaf
>>69552323
>ironic shitposting about ironic ironic shitposting
>mfw people realize how shit 205 is gonna be without jones stopping dc from laying on people for 25 minutes
lads i'm working on DC gameplan be fat lay on people
so i'm working on getting fat
even ronda is doing it
>>69552958
GOTTA GET THAT HIGH REP QUAD WORK IN
p4p champ is a euro
>>69552942
Newfriend, please leave or watch DC's fight with Rumble and Gus and then watch Jones fight OSP
>tfw you find out your girl is a lesbo
i reckon i could turn her bi though :^)
>>69552942
le ebin 200er face xD
>>69552942
DC is 38.
He will get BTFO the next time he faces Rumble.
pat barry isn't really black right? he's like peurto rican right?
>>69553009
I didn't know we had women posting on heem. Welcome!
>>69553039
thanks this is a pic of me after some bjj training
>>69553038
he's a mix, homie
i miss trt vitor
anyone /mayweather/ here?
>>69552958
How many twinkies do you need to achieve that mode
>>69553090
right here bro
>fuck the haters
>>69553008
>poor little white boy
>>69553090
How'd that work out for Jones again?
>>69553101
it takes real eating to get to that size m8
12 meals a day
>EAT BIG GET BIG
>>69553113
you gunna suc that dick DC?
>>69552942
>200ers are a thing now
w e w
>>69553116
fuckin' a
>>69553029
Mane his chin or body didn't inspire confidence in the Silva fight
what did he mean by this?
Why did Dana White and Lorenzo do the Reebok deal if they were going to sell the UFC right after?
makes me think that they realized they shit the bed with that deal and wanted out
>>69553212
how am I wrong?
they got so much embarrassing press with the infinite amount of Reebok screw ups, it's hilarious.
>>69553227
le previous thread man is ny favorite meme
>>69553211
i think most fighters are probably retards or miss managed
i'd be shooting for bellashit if i was young dude trying to make it in mma
everyone thinks they are gunna be the next conor
>>69553207
>Almost gets knocked out
>It was actually bjj guys!
Hues are pathetic
>>69553222
Don't think the Reebok deal is that big of a deal to them at all. The fuck ups were minor and the UFC doesn't actually care about fighting, just hype.
It did a bit to legitimise the sport - getting a major sponsor and having the fighters compete in semi-uniform, non garish fight gear.
>>69553251
your a retard
>>69553249
>i'd be shooting for bellashit if i was young dude trying to make it in mma
Relative salaries for every level in MMA is better in UFC than lellator, europoor.
Dublin's very own, Anthony "Rumble" Johnson.
>>69553262
your not looking at the whole picture friend its not about your fight purse
like i said >>69553260
your a retard
>>69553270
What it is, then?
If you're in lellator and you're not Rampage or Fedor, you're a can.
>>69553207
pretentious jitz fags are truly the worst
>>69553287
that terrible garish fight gear you talk about actually makes the athletes a lot of money
why do you think every other sporting code in the world has retarded amounts of sponsors all over their shit?
have you ever watched F1 or golf or tennis? do you see them all wearing one fucking sponsor? lol
only retards think the reebok deal is a good thing its dumb as fuck
>>69553207
>le humble meme
>talking shit on twitter
what truly did he mean by this
also as if the diaz brothers were fucking humble lol
>>69553207
>shitposting with cat pictures
>>69553309
FUCK YOU BITCH
>>69553069
TRT Vitor
TRT Bigfoot
TRT Hendo
I would argue these three form the "Holy Trinity" of TRT - would you agree?
>>69553323
TRT Bigtordo
>>69553211
Having a locked in sponsor means more central control, which is what organisation leaders want. Control, control, control. It probably raised the sale price of the UFC by a small margin really.
how long until we see mehdi baghdad on the news?
>tfw Ngannou avenges us with a sweet heem
>>69553359
niggers are a problem too m8, don't think otherwise bc le friendly neighborhhod weed dealer. muzzies are shit bc of their religion and ideology, niggers are shit bc they are literally a separate branch of humanity that cannot into civilization.
>>69553302
can wait till this fag gets exposed
>>69553399
triple dubs of truth
>>69553431
He'd have to fight to do that.
>>69553306
>that terrible garish fight gear you talk about actually makes the athletes a lot of money
kek
for the fighters who are going to make bank anyway.
noobs aren't making shit either way.
>>69553399
Ngannou is a patriot, he's as french as me
>>69553431
If Russians were faggots they'd be called Americans.
>>69553452
so not french at all then, sandnigger
>>69553447
your a retard
>>69553431
Sorry kunt but he is going to expose your AmeriCAN """"'''champion"""""""
>>69553431
Lightweight is overrated as fuck, Khabib will hold that title for a long time.
lol all these khabib nut huggers
just leg kick the cunt a few times and he's dead
i swear wrestlers every time
>>69553485
it's just that easy i guess, everyone go home
>>69553455
good one pussy, make sure you look both ways when you cross the street though
>>69553455
>if humans were faggots they'd be called frenchies
ftfy
>>69553485
>>69553493
Norway BTFO, remember our bout at heem 2 pussy, you better not fake an injury
>>69553493
it is lol and having a webm of a wrestler who doesn't kick won't do much to help your point
https://youtu.be/WMoEMfFBhx0?t=42
>>69553505
i'm going to boot the shit out of you lad
>>69553511
kek, good video, why does Sholler get BTFO everywhere he goes
Just letting you all know that HEEM FC is Pride rules sorry wrestler fags and jitz fags your gunna get soccer kicked
oh and none of this not kicking a downed opponent shit
>>69553525
I dont even get why he's talking like he's covering for him
>>69553531
>he thinks he makes the rules
No 12-6 elbows, this is competition not dog fighting
>>69553536
look at you trying to get away from my lethal kick already
this isn't point striking lad this is real fighting
>>69553542
>he thinks his soccer kicks will work
>he thinks he will be on his feet long enough to throw a kick
Rules don't really matter since im gonna slam you on your head right when the fight starts
>>69553536
it's 11:30 to 6, it's all good
I find it hilarious that McGregor is gonna lose to a literal retard 2 times in a row. Nate Diaz is doing a lot for the mentally disabled.
>>69553531
>i'll try kicking a wrestler, that's a good trick!
>>69553556
Just like Brendan Schaub.
>>69553559
apologize
>>69553576
repeat after me lad,
F U C K S C H U A B
U
C
K
S
C
H
U
A
B
>>69553551
>>69553558
i said soccer kicks m8
>>69553581
Schaub bless you and your family. Have a great Friday.
make sure to mention based mizuki's upcoming fight (filling in for an injury) next op
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxoRuYq_ISY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDjqKg3pcOg
Jose Mayweddeh
>mfw it's already mid july and lithcuck vs edgestonia still hasn't happened
>>69553656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxoRuYq_ISY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDjqKg3pcOg
Jose Mayweddeh
>>69553662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxoRuYq_ISY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDjqKg3pcOg
Jose Mayweddeh
>>69553666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxoRuYq_ISY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDjqKg3pcOg
Jose Mayweddeh
>>69553670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxoRuYq_ISY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDjqKg3pcOg
Jose Mayweddeh
>>69553679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxoRuYq_ISY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDjqKg3pcOg
Jose Mayweddeh
>>69552841
QUEER
S
T
R
E
E
T
New TAM Radio, good conversation about the Jews who bought the UFC in the first 15 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSgGnW1D508
>>69551032
That looked like he only tapped him with his foot
>>69553576
how'd brandon get so fat?
https://video-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t43.1792-2/13701533_265268900519517_994387069_n.mp4?efg=eyJybHIiOjE1MDAsInJsYSI6MTAyNCwidmVuY29kZV90YWciOiJzdmVfaGQifQ%3D%3D&rl=1500&vabr=603&oh=a3a4c66637cfd6cf35d7941a7396abc6&oe=5788D874
SILLY DILLY BTFO
>>69553806
how did you get all that cheeto dust on your fingers my guy? get out of your moms basement my man
>>69553815
kek, i guess they do call him silly dilly for a reason
>>69553815
This is a virus, don't click it.
>>69551164
nothing
el cucuy was exposed as a fraud can crusher
>>69552841
He's not trying to box, he's just trying to land. RDA was hurt and he was looking for the finish.
Brock lesnar is a gay loser
The UFC is out of options and you're in the crowd. They shout out over the PA system:
>ANYONE WHO CAN LAST ONE ROUND WITH THIS MIDGET GETS $10k
Do you accept the challenge?
If not, how much would they have to pay your pussy ass to get in the cage?
>>69553941
>implying he could last a round in my guard
>>69553008
You'd rather see dc smother gus or jon jones murder shogun? Youre so caught in your own bullshit that you can't even let yourself be entertained
Give a fuck about casual or otherwise, I'm not a fan of the hug and mug style of dc when Jon Jones is one of the most dynamic fighters of all time
>>69553941
john despite his power is a flat footed wade forward swinging style fighter i would just dance around like i'm cruz himself and he would never touch me
>>69553990
Plus. Dc is a fat cornball manlet that doesn't move the needle at all. You guys were satisfied watching DC cover silvas mouth for 3 rounds? I get the fans are casuals but can't they just want to be entertained? The most dynamic striker maybe ever blanketed by a guy and you guys were here getting hyped for THAT?
Jon Jones can wrestle too. You think he couldn't have taken Gus down and laid on him for 5 rounds? But nope, he stood and traded with him, and gave us one of the most entertaining fights of all time.
Hopefully Rumble can catch DC and retire him, because you guys are literally gay about him. Talkin suckin dicks all the time, jesus christ
>>69553990
>le move backwards with hand outstretched man
No thanks, Jones hasn't been an exciting fighter in years. Definitely came down with a bad case of dominant champion = comfortable decision syndrome.
>>69554050
>You think he couldn't have taken Gus down and laid on him for 5 rounds
Correct
Who /vice president Sam Alvey/ here.
>>69554260
Spotted.
Also, Alvey is alright. He needs to lay off the coke though.
>>69554270
I think he should do more coke
Anyone else still kinda like Jones? I know I should hate him but for some reason I don't
What does Joanna's pussy smell like?
I bet it's nice...
>>69554339
but why
>wake up
>muzzies mow down people with a truck
im tired of this shit
has our own france poster posted yet?
>>69554334
Of course you do, you upside-down kangaroo-riding fucking degenerate.
>>69554339
Here
He didnt do nothing wrong
Every top lvl athlete is on the gas and thats a common fact that only retards deny
All those haters should wonder why he was caught 3 days before the fight?Its clearly an USADA display of power in this case,.There are politics and power games involved even in sports and fighting like on all the other aspects of daily life
tl;dr
for me he did nothing wrong
>>69554388
>He didnt do nothing wrong
He got caught
Going to Lellator tomorrow ;)
>>69554420
Be careful
>>69554367
What the frick you gonna do? What you gonna do? You'll do nuthin. You'll do fricking nuthin.
lads the Sioux Falls card was spicy as hell, esp main and co main
the Smolka-Nguyen fight was great too
>>69554450
I need to move to a muzzie free zone
or else buy some guns
>>69554465
was much better than 200 desu, very comfy card overall
>>69554480
Just like Sioux Falls itself
>>69554480
yeah it was pretty nice, wish I hadn't missed it live
that Landon Who coming out super confident against all expectations was awesome
>>69554533
London Banana is now /heem/'s boy.
where is that Brit that was a lorry driver
I've got some questions for him
>tuf finale was better than ufc 200
Lmao at the previous thread
You now remember Randy Brown
>>69554664
>friendship ended with dana
>now ari is my best friend
>>69554708
I remember some Brit telling me that he's the next big thing.
What is it about lanky unorthodox strikers that get so much buzz as killers? Is it because they excel at the regional level?
>>69554727
it's because it's easy for them to connect, regional level defense, regional level chins.
even the chinniest sleepy baby in the ufc, has a better chin then a regional guy
>>69554727
It's the Jon Jones effect.
>>69554036
Lineker would literally kill you.
>>69551488
>name is SPICEly
>doesn't go out banging
>>69554270
I think he should inject meth in between rounds.
>>69553786
Behind the ear puts you the sleep easier than just about anywhere
G-guys
Is Ngannou safe?This is the perfect timing to give him a muslim for the next card
>>69554847
pfft some little manlet plodder that swings his arms lol cmon man just fucking move around and don't engage
>>69554932
Ngannou is a muslin you goof.
MANLETS BTFO
>>69554932
He's already booked against a Mihajlovic. And chances are Ngannou is a muslim himself.
>>69554955
>>69554955
>>69554966
any sauce of that
he seems too cool to be a muzzie
he didnt thank allah in his last fight either
>>69554986
He's a Muslim who doesn't take his religion seriously, like most christians
>>69554986
>>69554986
Muslims can be cool, don't be an edge lord bro.
Looks like they are showing bellator on channel 5. Should i bother watching?
>>69555041
the main card should be pretty fun; Mitrione, MVP and Daley.
>>69555037
the only muslim who made my boy list is Jabal"remember the chin"Mohammad
>>69555055
Will they have any meme matches like dada kimbo?
>>69554986
>any sauce of that
No sauce, but he's a black guy who grew up in the suburbs of Paris. This is literally Africa there.
>he didnt thank allah in his last fight either
he has a hard time saying anything so he tries to just stick to the fights. You heard him and his trainer trying to speak English? Well, their French isn't that much better.
>>69555097
>will bellator have memes?
Get a load of this 200'er
Holloway-Cruz pls
>>69555055
Just saw that Daley has won 9 of his last 10. Anybody care to speculate on how he'd be doing in the UFC?
>>69555201
holloway has like no one to fight
edgar
barao
rematch olivera/bermudez
pettis
cruz is another person he can legitimately fight
>>69555231
He punched Kosc after the bell and I think Dana said he is never taking him back.
Lads I train UFC every week, should I start training Bellator too? What advantages would that give me?
>>69555245
It was a hypothetical m8.
>>69555232
Holloway is just in a bad position. His only fights left are against dangerous opponents, yet he's already at the top of a division that won't have a title shot for him until at least 207.
>>69555266
Oh shit, i misread that. Thought you said "care to speculate why he isn't in the UFC". He probably would be a borderline top 15, great striker but a liable to getting wrestled.
is ferguson v vannata likely to go up on fight pass soon?
>>69555298
you can watch it through a VPN now
>>69555201
give him edgar
>>69555318
What country?
>>69555338
Romania works for me but any country without a UFC TV deal should.
GUYS
HEY GUYS
Do you think you can outlast Jon Jones under the cage?
He has 8 hours on everyone else. Which fighters do you think can potentially do 9 hours?
adan goes in public
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bZnqyE14RY
>>69555398
Mark Hunt is such a lazy cunt he'd have no problem chilling under there for a day or two. Longer if you gave him food.
>>69555201
Easy win for Holloway. A cakewalk.
>>69553660
>it's 2016 and /heem/ still discuss UFC instead of obscure European and Asian cards
>>69555549
>this one american that hates the fat cunt
Cormier handily outboxed Silva. Silva didn't land a single standing punch.
>>69552208
Jon Jones
Anyone else going to be watching Bellator 158?
>>69555345
how exactly does that work? you just log into your fightpass with a romania VPN?
>>69555828
Apparently it's tape delayed, I'm shitscared of spoilers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BeRpAORAps
>>69555957
That shit is stuck in my head from UFC Undisputed 3
>>69555991
Same. I never paid much attention to it when I was journeying through the Pride library but Undisputed 3 made great use of it, turns out it's actually a great song.
what drugs is heem using
I've been rolling mdma for over 10 years
>inb4 everyone is on steroids
>>69555957
This reminds me of watching Pride cards at 5AM with everyone at MMAWeekly
>>69556022
You're coming with me Anonymous
>>69556022
I've never really done drugs besides weed when I was 14-16 but, I've recently found out the hydrocodone is fucking amazing. No idea how to get more though
>>69554653
Nah
>>69554653
Nah
>>69556022
Heroin (not the kind you shoot, the hydrochloride salt)
Just did a fat line. Feeling fucking amazing!
>>69554653
yah
>>69556061
>hydrocodone
you should complain about neurological pains in the back of the head and the lower back
that shit always works at least here
>>69556091
More in depth please. Will they be able to check if I'm lying?
>>69556091
A bit harder in the States depending on where anon is at. Certain states have an epidemic and doctors won't write pain meds for anyone. It's why I do heroin. I have Crohn's disease and can't get anything for the pain. US is fucked up about that.
>>69554420
oh shit that's tomorrow?
based
>>69556101
Hi Kurt, I'm in southern california
>>69554653
Nah
>>69556100
Not really... They might start you out on something weaker but just complain next time that it isn't helping. Doctors will usually slowly up you to better and better pain meds. You need to try to get Oxycodone (Percocet, Roxicet). It's much better. Oxymorphone is the best but you ain't getting that without some serious medical issues.
>>69556091
is it any different from oxycodone?
>>69556109
I'm in West Virginia. Docs here are losing their license, going to jail... it's just insane. It's gotten to the point where sick people can't get anything to help them.
Like I said, I have Crohn's, have had multiple surgeries, if they hooked me up I could pass a drug test. My buddy has colon cancer, he can't get anything either. It's CRAZY here.
>>69556091
>>69556100
>>69556115
degenerates pls
>>69556127
Very different...
Hydrocodone is hydrogen molecules binding codeine molecules. Oxycodone is (obviously) oxygen binding the codeine molecules. That oxygen bridge creates some VERY different effects. Oxycodone is MUCH stronger than Hydrocodone.
>>69556091
>lmao doc can ya give me some nice strong opiates for my unobservable psycho-somatic pain
yeah that shit only flies in the Balkans bruh. In North America they'd laugh you out of the pharmacy
>>69556115
Hydrocodone is fine for me, I found it's a really good antidepressant mostly. Makes me feel normal.
>>69556129
Be careful buddy, Crohn's led to my friend's mother's suicide. She went insane from the pain and tried to shoot it out with a .45
>>69556100
its very difficult to detect a neurological pain since its not shown on the typical exams.just check the symptoms of the back of the head syndrome
maybe this anon>>69556101 can advice you better since I dont know medical terminology in English
>>69556127
oxycodone is for milder pains
>>69556140
>>69556152
I can just blame the fake pain all on my slick jitz, that's believable right?
>>69556152
Not milder pains than Hydrocodone.
If you go through the Codeine family, the order of strength is this...
Codeine (Tylenol 3, etc...)
Hydrocodone (Lortab, Lorcet, Vicodin, etc...)
Oxycodone (Percocet, Roxicet, Oxycontin)
They are significantly stronger as you go, too.
heem is utterly the wrong place to get advice on prescription drugs, especially from Greeks that think oxys are for mild pains lmao
>>69556174
How many tylenol 3's to feel as good as 15 mg of hydrocodone
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
>>69556196
I'd honestly say none...
It's too much Tylenol to get to that level. It'd literally take 4-5 and you don't want to take that much Tylenol. The Tylenol is the most dangerous thing in all of these drugs oddly enough.
>>69556167
the "I slept on aircondition and since then I am fucked and stiffed" is a nice story to get your hand on medium opiates
>>69556183
they're just teenagers who want to look cool
i acted similarly when I was a teenager and stole oxycodone out of my parents' medicine cabinet
>>69556208
I am a chemist by trade, actually.
If I could come by the base stuff I need to make this shit, I would but that's hard to get your hands on.
The most I do with opiates (which I have to buy off the street because like I said, docs suck here) is purify them or turn them into something stronger. I always get the Tylenol out of my shit though.
>>69556208
Hop in my guard, fag. I'll show you who's cool
>>69556167
It depends man, it's all going to depend on the doctor you go to. Most of them are very wary these days of prescribing any sort of strong painkillers exactly because of recreational seekers and habitual users that have since recovered from their pain. Some would describe it as an epidemic. Theres a reason they stopped producing oxycontin and dudes are getting wacked off fentonol patches. Because you can't get opiates legally unless your spine was crunched in a car accident
>>69556240
*teleports into your guard*
psshhh
>>69556247
They didn't stop producing Oxycontin. They made it "abuse proof" with certain blockers that have been figured out and completely broken down by anyone who knows what they're doing.
The problem with the "abuse proof" pills is cancer patients were shitting them out whole. As in, they didn't metabolize at all so they got zero pain relief from them.
So they didn't stop making them, they just made them useless to anyone who isn't a junkie who will bypass their bullshit.
Same thing with Opana (Oxymorphone, best drug ever) but they made those a tad harder to bypass. It's still doable if you have access to a lab.
>>69556247
Fuck, why is it so hard to opiate?
>>69556284
I'm curious, chemistanon, why is Oxymorphone the bestest
>>69556284
I thought they stopped producing them entirely, or at least stopped selling them in Canada. if you can find oxy80s around here they go for over 100 dollars each
>>69556300
It has the longest legs on it. The stuff lasts forever. Literally, you shave one tiny bump off the pill and it's gold.
Also, it has a high bioavailability when insufflated. Some things have a low bioavailability when taken to the face. Oxymorphone is excellent that way.
And, of course, it's strong as fuck. It's not as tricky on dosage as Fentanyl either. Fentanyl is quite easy for anyone without proper scales to OD on. Opana is pretty safe for it's strength. It's much stronger than most heroin. Just wonderful stuff.
>>69556239
chem anon is it true that mdma can only be 82% clean crystal after all the process and distillations as the remains is a 18% some kind of salt
Some friend tried to homecook some years ago but failed miserably
>>69556203
I NEED A MINUTE TO MY SELF
>>69556300
We can argue for days whether people should be able to put whatever they want into their bodies but the reality is that if opiates were readily available, people would start dropping like flies after a bit and it's an ethical situation no one can really afford.
>>69556350
Abso-fucking-lutely bullshit.
If you're making it at home (which you can, it's basically slightly more complex meth), anything above 80% is a decent percentage. Higher is possible if the person is good.
In a lab setting you can definitely make 98-99% pure MDMA fairly easily. In a sterile environment with pure bas chemicals to put it all together you can kill it. I mean, it's not like it's LSD or something. It's a pretty easy drug to throw together so in a lab you can make KILLER rolls.
>>69556383
thank you based chem anon
one last question
I've into long disputes about how toxic is for your nose to snort mdma crystals
my opinion is that its not any worse than meth provided you crush the crystaqls correctly but people keep saying that you're basically deleting your nose and that is very toxic
any thoughts on this?
something need to happen with this MMA thing right now
>>69556406
Wew...
When I first heard people were producing desomorphine that way I couldn't believe it. It's shake 'n' bake meth in production but with a complex opiate.
Desomorphine isn't something to fuck around with and try to make at home. What is wrong with those folks.?
>>69556406
>he doesn't inject bleach into his brain
coward
>>69556419
Hippie bullshit...
It's no worse on your nose than meth or any other drug that comes in crystal form. It's literally the same thing. Hell, MDMA is MethylenedioxyMETHAMPHETAMINE. The crystals are literally the same consistency and are composed of the same things.
>>69556438
thank you very much mate for your detailed answers
the only war that is gonna be successful on drugs is the one of correct information and damage control
>doing drugs
drink water and train you losers
>>69556465
>thinks fighters don't eat opiates like fucking candy
Yeah, keep thinkin that....
>>69556483
lol that must be the worst trip ever
this shit is delliriant and can literally kill you
https://youtu.be/u12SZAyMp54?t=123
check these fuckers
>>69556483
edgy
enjoy the hospital
The fucker Maldanado actaully won the case. Im suprised
https://twitter.com/ZidanSports/status/753949589896441857
>>69556520
Holy shit, I can't believe they actually did that. Amazing...
>>69556520
>russia less corrupt than america
>>69556555
Trips confirms...
>>69556543
no thanks i'll stick with water
>>69556520
Holy shit
That is a surprise. So we can't even say Fedor won his last fight anymore
>>69556568
Just like the god of MMA
>>69556586
my fist through your face if you don't stop talking about drugs on here
>>69556586
sakuraba vs newton
>>69556586
hopping in my guard
>>69556586
If you're talking psychedelics, get some LSD if you haven't tripped a lot. It's a good beginner psychedelic.
If you want something fucking insane, get some DOB, DOC, or 2CP. Talking some CRAZY shit there.
>>69556586
squat and then stand up really fast
im drunk right now but i just wanna say, /heem/ i hespect you very much (no homo)
>>69556704
what is with your guys and drugs?
>>69556704
Get a halal snack pack in you son
>>69556704
Es normal, kiwibro
>>69556530
>>69556552
>>69556555
>>69556582
this is basicly a false flag so they can say that russia isnt corrupt look they overturned that win
>>69556765
*tips fedora*
>>69556734
>when you drunk catching anderson feels
https://youtu.be/ReGLr6jo09U
why you do dis amerifriend?
>>69556809
get yourself together. try not putting poison into your body.
>>69556828
>poison
Possibly retarded
>>69556889
DJ
>>69556889
anderson "bigfoot "the axe murderer"" silver
>>69556889
Joanna
#9 p4p is laughable.
>>69556876
you will be retarded if you keep drinking that poison, have a cup of tea you tryhard
>reminder steve mazzagatti is the p4p best ref combat sports have ever seen
>>69556925
no it isn't
these rankings are literally perfect
>>69556927
I don't drink alcohol...
Everything has as toxic limit to where it's lethal to humans. Every single chemical, even water. Calling drugs "poison" is quite retarded. Humans put chemicals in their body for all kinds of different reactions. In moderation, they're all fine. In excess, EVERYTHING can kill you. So it's either all poison or people are just fucktarded when putting any chemical into their body.
>>69556965
>Conor McGregor #5 P4P
>McGregor above Cormier
>>69556981
thanks literal jim
Alright can we agree that Lando Vannata fought out of the matrix,like Rogan would say
>>69556981
>Everything has as toxic limit to where it's lethal to humans. Every single chemical, even water. Calling drugs "poison" is quite retarded. Humans put chemicals in their body for all kinds of different reactions. In moderation, they're all fine. In excess, EVERYTHING can kill you.
prove that THC can kill you
>>69556981
CHEESEBURGERS CAN KILL YOU
>>69557093
well technically there is a lethal dose but its ridiculously high
>>69557120
prove it
>>69557093
It theoretically can but is actually less toxic than water or, especially, beer. About 10 times the amount of beer it would take to get your drunk will kill you. If you drink tons of water super fast, it will kill you.
With THC, you'd need something like 50,000 times the amount it takes to get you high. An impossible amount to consume. Therefore, yes, it's impossible for a human to die from THC overdose.
>>69557080
IF YOU AINT GOING DEEP YOU AINT MY DAWG, DAWG ENOUGH IS ENOUGH WITH THIS SHIT DAWG
>>69557080
Have a fun 20 hours... It's some amazing stuff, anon!
>>69557139
prove that it can become toxic
>>69557080
joey diaz, joe rogan and bryan callen are literally never even remotely funny
>>69557080
Wasn't it "go fuck your mother" ?
>>69557164
How the fuck you want me to prove it to you, MapleAutist?
I already agreed with you that it's impossible to actually do it. If water can kill a human being, anything can. If you concentrate it enough, it WILL become toxic. Any fucking substance, chemical, mineral, fucking anything concentrated enough and put in the human body will disrupt and kill it.
I get it, you like weed and realize it's harmless. All that's true. Let that be good enough for you, senpai.
>you will never trip with Joe Rogan saying cuck shit about Ngannou
>>69557171
what comedians do you find funny?
>>69557197
the real natty mans beverage, my Norwegian.
>>69556965
>black beast below barnett and hunt
>dj over cruz
sheeeeeit
>>69557065
>tfw no rogaine commentary for banana fight
would have been awesome mayne
>>69557264
I think Rogan would be fun to trip with.
just watched conor vs diaz what a fight. Even though the rematch is stupid its going to be a good fight.
>>69557080
dude get high or else you won't find my stupid bullshit funny
ACB 41 starting soon (maybe 10 - 15 minutes I think they're having a bit of technical setup issues)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTCIsanPM_k
>>69557243
>mfw rogan slips and starts saying cuck shit about ngannou on live tv
>>69557270
dude humans are like a tumor on Earth
have you seen LA from space
>>69557240
you can't prove your statement lol
>>69551164
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>69557240
stop replying to adan lad
>>69554653
yah
>>69557325
>make a statement that you can't prove
>convince yourself you were right anyways
>>69551164
>you now realise what khabib would have done to tony
>>69557296
why is the arena still half empty?
>>69557243
who is this turk looking dude
FUCK OFF ADAN!!!!!!!!!
>>69557350
because it's 5pm, earliest prelims
>>69557363
he is the cokehead owner of pao bc
>he makes statements that are literally impossible to prove
>>69557339
Last one since you're a super tard...
It has been proven to be toxic in rats and mice in EXTREMELY high doses. We're talking over a thousand milligrams for an LD50 (you can google what that means if you need to). Scale that up to humans. This kind of testing is the gold standard to see what's toxic to humans. Basically, scale that up to the average weight of a male and you'd have to do the equivalent to the THC found in like 7-8lbs of marijuana. Absolutely impossible but it is PROVEN to be theoretically toxic.
Google probably could've told you this.
>>69557325
That was the last one to this idiot, I promise.
>>69557374
杀自己,你索马里的叮当响
>>69557350
Early prelims and it's in Sochi
>>69557287
>just watched conor vs diaz
>just watched
Not a fightfan?
>>69556940
>Steve "Schadenfreude Connoisseur" Mazzagatti
>"The Accessory to Murder" Herb Dean
Which ref will be responsible for the first UFC perma heem?
>>69557403
>not rewatching fights
Not a fight fan?
>>69557396
تكبير
>>69557405
Haven't seen Kim Winslow in awhile so I'm going with Mazzagatti
>>69557421
hello adan
>>69557301
i can't believe they let that lying scumbag back in
>>69557413
Then you'd say "just rewatched"
I was genuinely curious, when it comes to Goobs it could just be any anon swept up in the hype who decides to check out MMA
>>69557423
We need a new female ref
>>69557405
Herb, reffing a Weidman fight
He'll be getting BTFO and at some point his spine will explode
>>69557423
>Haven't seen Kim Winslow in awhile
i got banned from sherdog for saying she was a shit ref
>>69557301
Holy shit she looks like a bad trap in that photo
>>69557448
>65 bongs a night
this lad is just living the dream
>>69557296
where is 'Sergei fights his crippling alcoholism 3" nah just kidding i will give it a geez. those slavs know how to fight hard. god bless their souls.
>>69557444
yeh I guess I shouldve said rewatched my bad.
>>69557469
Hurtful comments about fighters aren't welcome on /heem/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2JhZtTY8sM
how would Kali Muscle do in the heavyweight divison?
>>69557477
Wanderlei kept fighting after that too... Fucking animal!
No way he didn't at least have some cracked ribs. Nothing bruises like that immediately after impact unless it's severe.
Can someone do me a solid and post the HELL, I MIGHT EVEN GET ON TOP OF MY BOY TONIGHT WebM with sound on /wsg/?
And the others that were made if you have them
>>69557521
Like DADA 5000, except he would die before he got to the hospital
>>69557521
Cormier would be his dream match up
>Rogan having Rogan Watch removed
>>69557565
source?
>You now realize that this man WILL take 155 belt and WILL make a joke out of this devision by wrestlefucking people into decision win for 25 minutes
I hope Dana fucks him over with the title shot, he isn't fun to watch.
>potatoes are haram
>marijuana is halal
when will he learn
>>69557526
a man sustained by "brazhill" and ped's alone. god bless pre ufc-usada wand
>>69557600
stop doing drugs
What do you think of the ACB slogan?
>LESS SHOW
>MORE FIGHTING
A rejection of EFN and M-1 style theatrics...
>>69557626
hello my name is keith jardine and i am the dean of johnson
>>69557647
>watching anything other than the UFC
fuck u goof
>>69557626
>falling for the cro crap left high kick meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IrlJPx1bSo
is UFC ready for its first Wushu champion?
>>69557626
He sustained by being one of the greatest fighters to ever live. I know he became a meme later on but if you saw him during his reign, it was an amazing time to be watching.
>>69557670
NEW
>>69557658
you're going to feel like crap tomorrow
>>69557682
>10+ posts early
Calm your tits, fat man.
you lunch like a bitch
>>69557685
>never doing anything because he might regret it tomorrow
SHUT UP DAD
>>69557721
>fat man
I'm a girl
>>69557718
>Norwegian wisdom
This man knows of what he speaks.
>>69557675
Very impressive athleticism but I'm not sure how that'd translate into MMA unless your goal was to heem yourself.
>>69557682
new thread is here for puerto rico
>>69557746
A likely story.
Great thread, bro-heem shakes.
>500
>>69557967
>482
>>69556927
hey it's jake shields
>>69558036
I did notice that, what the fuck just happened?
>thread back from the dead
wat
>>69558070
Think Janitor went through and deleted some shit, mostly Norway's crap
>>69558086
>deleting Norway
would that we all could
>>69558086
He banned him.
>janitors extending the life of the thread even after new thread has been made
why.jpg
>>69558115
>it's against rules to have multiple generals
>extending thread means two generals
Does this mean the janitor risks a ban? LIFE HAS NO MEANING
Anyway, we have like ten posts left.
How about those sweaty half-naked men, fellas?
>when the heem is just right
>imma punch that dude in the face like it was my job
>>69558256
heem or pussy, y'know, depending on which team you play for
Any fighters beat up any porn stars, lately?
>>69558273
you still there
>>69558303
wat
>499
>500
>501
>>69556765
it's all to set up the rematch
EFN going in deep
>503
>>69556520
>>69556530
>>69556552
>>69556582
It's just fuckin WMMAA that said that, the russian commission hasn't overturned anything. Do you fags even read the fucking article?
>>
>>69563451
There was a linked tweet that said the new result is a draw senpai
Bit baseless to go off a tweet but it is what it is
Someone make the new fucking thread already... 506 and shit.
>>69557993
>>69563506
L..lad
You're very behind
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