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OFFICIAL 145TH OPEN CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND 1 GAMETHREAD


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>Venue:
Royal Troon Golf Club, Troon, South Ayrshire, Scotland

>Defending Champion:
Zach Johnson

>Tee Times:
http://www.theopen.com/TeeTimes#!/P4

>TV Coverage:
Beings at 1:30 a.m. EST on Golf Channel
Can't be assed to find information for other cunts

>Weather:
Sunny, mid-50s F, mild winds
Rain and blustery conditions expected Friday and Saturday

>Notable Odds:
Jason Day 8/1
Dustin Johnson 9/1
Rory McIlroy 11/1
Jordan Spieth 12/1
Adam Scott 22/1

>Storylines
Dustin Johnson is looking to win his third title in as many starts, and his second Major championship in a row.

After causing a stir due to his controversial comments on Olympic golf, Rory McIlroy looks to bring the Claret Jug back to Ireland after missing last year's tournament with an injured foot.

Jordan Spieth tries to follow up on his incredible 2015 season by winning his first Open Championship, after falling just short of the playoff last year.

The legendary Sergio Garcia looks for his first major championship, while Aussie Adam Scott finally looks to get the job done at the Open after coming close so many times.
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D J
J
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First for le cocaine man.
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>Dustin Johnson wins and takes over world number 1
do they have to start calling it the big 4 then?
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first for beef
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I havent found a reason to watch gold since spieth won masters

idk it just seems boring now is it me or is it the current scene?
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>>69535370
This should be a good major to watch. Lot of potential for dank memes.
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>>69535471
will give it a chance for sure,
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>>69535120
Nope, still the Big 3, just kick Rory out.
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>>69535471
>dat image

Fuckin' saved.
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>>69536189

Rory will win
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>>69535120
>Rory
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>Its a golf returns to /sp/ episode

It sucks that the US Open was almost entirely drowned out by soccer. These threads are comfy
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Anyone else staying up all night to watch?
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>British Open
>Is in Scottland
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>>69536294
>Rory will win
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>>69536416
It's just "The Open" you pleb.
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>be one of the best golfers in the world
>have a hot wife
>do cocaine

DJ is living the dream life...
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All hail Lord Stannis of the House Baratheon, first of his name, the one True King of Scotland.


http://www.golfchannel.com/media/open-bunkers-royal-troon/
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>>69535370
>I'm a Speith casual
>Why don't I like golf guys?
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I bet that the winner of the Open would be someone in the top 10 at +120 odds

Did I goof?
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>>69536606
Too early to say, but probably not.
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>>69536606
I'd put money on that if I had a job and wasn't living in moms house
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>>69536363
Yep, just like i did last year. Comfy as fuck.
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>>69536512
>88

Spieth confirmed savior of the white race.
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>>69536606
I bet on DJ at +800. He's on fire right now. One minor concern I have is, I was watching the golf channel the other day and they showed the average age of all the major winners. The other three were all approximately 29 years old, while The Open was like 36. Makes me think it could be someone like Sergio or Justin Rose.
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>>69536416
>US Open
>Is in Pennsylvania

That's literally how retarded your post is
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If Dustin Johnson wins this shit is he the best player in the world?
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>>69536780

He could very well move to #1 with a win. Especially if Day fucks up.
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Half an hour lads.
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>yfw John Daly wins the claretj ug
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Why is Spieth so autistic?
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>>69536189
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>>69536556
The Claret Jug is mine by rights. All who oppose me are my foes. They'll shoot over par or I'll destroy them.

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
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>>69537058

Runs in the family.
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>>69537058
He was just born that way m8. It helps him concentrate during the big tournaments.
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who is this qt milf slag on the golf channel right now?
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>>69537156
Brandel chamblee's fiancée. Not even joking check the instagram.
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>>69537138

>inbreeding
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>>69537162

no fucking way
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BASED TIRICO
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WHY NO PROTRACER
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>>69537205

NBC a shit
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>monty

jej
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>no BBC this year
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>the state of Monty right now
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>>69537156
https://bustedcoverage.com/2016/03/22/brandel-chamblee-bailey-mosier-engaged-golf-channel-host-photos/
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RORY JUST SLICED IT INTO THE OCEAN
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Weather looks shait desu.
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Duval looks like a fucking 80's pornstar
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>sandy lyle

m'lady
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>>69537398

Based.
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>>69537398
I wish they would bring him up to the booth to do his own highlights later
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yearly reminder that this happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV8Qj91T3o0
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Any of the plebs already falling apart? Skycoverage doesn't start for 2 more bongs.
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To my britbongbros, what would a british win mean over there? There a good chance with Donald, Willet and Rose all playing well.
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>>69537430
>why didn't going aggressive with a 2 shot lead work?
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>>69537503

>donald
>winning a major

i'd like to see it but he's cursed like westwood
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>>69537514
If Westy won it would give Clarke's win a run for the money in terms of draught flowing through the jug
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BASED JIM
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>>69537593
INTO THE SALAD

Spoiler/ fuck shitsburgh /spoiler
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Is Ivor Robson gone?
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>>69537614

Retired after last year.
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this lee guy has a gorgeous swing no homo
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>tfw Ryder Cup year
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>>69537664
Ryder cup threads are the best
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>>69537606
>mad at the yimsburgh
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Dear sweet baby jesus please do not let Mrs. Doubtfire win this
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>>69537878

lel
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>Scottishfats
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Spieth on the course now.
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>>69537989
>speef
>elite
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>>69537989
aaand he's done
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>Showing players walking to tee
>Not showing actual shots

wtf is wrong with golf coverage
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FUCK OFF VIJAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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fuck year Kevin Chappell
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>>69538103
kek classic
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Justin "my forehead runs a 14 all day" Thomas going lowwwww
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>Bubba on links
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>Bubba in general
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>>69538264
>pokemon jokes
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>>69538249
>>69538223
that drive tho
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>burn
>280yds
>no in play

This is why I'll never be a pro.
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>Spief
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Who else /watchingallnight/ here?
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Who else /guinessextrastout/ here?
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>>69536416
>americans
every. single. time.
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Ah yes finally a major I can watch without falling asleep.

>mfw I fell asleep and missed the Spieth choke just wo wake up to that awkward blazer passing ceremony.
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>>69538624
checking in
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>>69538624
based 1am starts
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Well lads, I don't think David Duval is going to win.
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>Bubba
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BUBBA CURRENTLY CHOKING EVERYONE GET IN HERE
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>triple bogey
J U S T
U
S
T
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Wish I was there. Looks cold & comfy.
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Who /dundonald/ here?
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Everyone getting BTFO right now.
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>>69539062
the weather is perfect too, this could turn into a shit show if it gets bad over the weekend
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>>69539074

Can't wait.
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The dunes are calling to Spief
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CAN'T QUEEF THE SPEEF
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>the open at Royal Train
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oh shit
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oosty
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Well I'm tapping out for the night. Go speef.
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>>69538837
>>69538843

2230 here, comfy AF. Normally start work at 7am, not going to the office until 10am tomorrow.
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I miss Peter Allis already :(

Just put on SKY sports , talk talk talk cut to advert's ,ian look at me poulter is in the commentary booth.

rinse repeat cut to advert " buy these new nike irons etc " fuk sky sports.

I miss " Ken on the course"

just does not feel the same watching "The open" on sky sports.
LOuie just ace'd the 14th :)
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>>69539183

This year's Nike irons are gud tho.
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>>69539160
>tfw deadbeat with no job

feels good sometimes man
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>>69539195
nike irons = full blown wannabe rory hacker
had a nike vr wedge once upon a time ended up in the bottom of a pond :)
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>>69539183
How many years of coverage did sky get?
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>>69539257
Alliss will be dead by the time Sky lose it
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>>69539257
In perpetuity
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>>69539239

Nah man, Nike has made some really damn fine irons in the last three or four years.

Covert Forged 2.0, Vapor Pro Combo, and Fly Pro are all very, very good sticks. The 2016 RZN balls are also very nice.

Their woods are still shit, but hating on Nike is so 2007.
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>tfw no henni gf
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What if you hit on the train?
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christ this course is unforgiving
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>>69539465
OUT OF BOUNDS

RELOAD


THREE OFF THE TEE


normally id follow that up with a three putt.
Ps Monty is in the commentary box now
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coverage of " theopen " brought to you by NTT data.

COVERAGE OF THE OPEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY -Nikon
fuck sky tv

fuck the sell out golf club wankers.
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>>69539639
what if it bounces off the train and lands back in bounds?
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>speiff
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>>69539968
it seems like he just can't get any puts to fall
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>Good Morning, with Jason Day

guys missing out on his calling
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>>69539780
that's a great shot. and still in play
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>Fatass who thinks he's tiger is one of the lead.
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>orange juice
>an cuppa
>toast and a slice of quiche
why is breakfast the most important meal of the day???
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phil " the thrill " mickelson has just tee'd off with lee " downs " westwood., big ernie els marking the cards.
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>nice day of home office
>The Open is on
>have 3 beers
>suddenly 4 important customers call in a matter of minutes and everyone demands a quick answer
Fuck me
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>>69540235
>set fire to office
>blame the Nazis
the plan MAY have several hole through it
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My dog loves watching golf. She will sit here and watch it for hours on end instead of running around like a wild animal. I have a bottle of rum. Lets settle in lads.
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Go Phil
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>>69540298
I will take your rum and raise you some green stuff
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>>69540324
If I really wanted to go back to sleep I would call but I'm retired from the herb.
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that was a sexy little finish on Soo
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The fuck are you doing Scotland?

This looks like a nice day in southern England with tea & crumpets at 5. Where are the clouds & the wind?
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Who /Only15OverParOnLocalCourse/ here?
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>>69540410
see how windy it is?

i'm surprised anyone can hit anything at all
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>>69540435
Looks moderate for a course directly at the coast.
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>>69540456
level par for speiff round 1


brought to you by- nikon
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would you a lydia ko, spuh?

I would.
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>/sp/ thinks Mcilroy is a cuck.
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>>69540410
Just wait for tomorrow
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>>69540501
yeah sure

why, who is she?
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Are the Olympics a joke now?
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>>69540566
>now
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>>69540566

They always were a joke.
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>I should get a Porsche
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Is Roger Maltby the most comfy golf commentator?
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>john daily
truly the hero golf deserves
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it looks like a very wet course ;_;
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What happened to Tigger? Exceptions ran out or simply cba?
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who's the bigger nick ?

dick Faldo

or

dick dougherty
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phil the thrill gets to 2under
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nice approach on Els
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>>69541090
he's physically a mess. I'm sure if he thought he had a chance to compete he'd be there
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Can you not please?
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>>69541277
Sounds like a good call. Think he missed every cut in 2015
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am I wrong for thinking the 1st round is a mulligan/free-for-all?

it's just a mess, wet grass and sand
no play or bounce on impact, and it makes it all most a lock to get that ball somewhere playable, may 3 or so yards..

is may have been clearly up, it's warmer now, be the first half of this round got shafted
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>Non Applicable

poor sonabitch
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>feherty
>fucking golf journalist
>and Trump
kill me
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Why is everyone aiming at the flag on the 7th and missing left? Every group they have shown on this par 3 someone is either in the bunker or that long grass.
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Just tuned in lads. Any memes? What are the scoring conditions like?
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>>69543387
Little girl's ponyride-tier so far. And now there is even less wind
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>go to sleep to golf
>wake up to golf
truly the comfiest feel
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>yfw ZJ goes back-to-back
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>>69543677
Damn
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Who /sir nick/ here?
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Are you guys excited to see me doing well?
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MICKLETITS
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Guarantee that he shoots in the 80s tomorrow.
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>Heath
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Ebin wind & rain tomorrow
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Kaymer always looks /fa/ as fuck with the Hugo Boss shirts.
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PHIL
H
I
L
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Phil is love
Phil is life
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>62 incoming
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wtf phil
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HE'S GOT A CHANCE LADS
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>Tfw he goes into idiot mode
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Oh boy
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I fucking knew it would do that
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AHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
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I thought he had it lads. I thought he had it.
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>I was only 9 years old, I loved Phil Mickelson so much
>I had all of his short game lessons on DVD, and Callaway clubs
>I pray to Phil every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>Phil is love, I say, Phil is life
>my dad hears me and he calls me a faggot
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Phil
>I call him a Tiger
>he slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>a warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>it's Phil
>I'm so happy
>he whispers in my ear, "Hinge and hold"
>he grabs me with his powerful hands, that can flop a shot 50 feet in the air while only advancing three yards, and he puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Phil
>he penetrates my butthole
>it hurts so much but I do it for Phil
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his shaft, I want to please phil
>he roars, as if he came runner up in the US Open for the seventh time, and phils me with his love
>my dad walks in
>Phil looks him straight in the eye and gives him a thumbs up, tipping his hat and smiling
>Phil leaves through my window, leaving behind tickets to the Masters
>Phil is love, Phil is life
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>yfw Zach Johnson memes a 62
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>>69541090
>exceptions ran out

He's exempt for life in every tournament but the US Open and even then he has till 2018.
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anyone else just can't stand adam scott for no particular reason whatsoever?
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>>69545486
Here.
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>>69545486
>no particular reason

I think it's the memeputter
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>>69545713
Yeah but that was banned starting in January.
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>>69545739
He still uses it. The putter itself is still allowed, you're just not allowed to anchor it to your body.
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>>69545486
but his swing is sculpted like a greek god anon
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L
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>>69546157
All the more reason to hate him. Meme swings are superior.
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>>69546548
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Where are there highlights posted of this shit? I wasn't able to watch at work.

The lack of replay webms in this thread is terrible.
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>>69547715
Yuros need to pick up the slack.
>>
HINGE
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>>69548061
AND
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I had to work then pick my son up at his father's house on the other side of town, so I missed the whole thing.

Did Rory win?
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>>69551180
cheeky
>>
>DJ
>Day
>Rory
>Speef

What went medicore?
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>>69552016

Rory hasn't been good in years, Spieth hasn't been good this year, Day is a meme.

Disappointing with DJ though.
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Bump, I guess we'll use this thread for Round 2.

>Leaders
1) Mickelson -8
T2) Kaymer, Reed -5
T4) Bradley, Finau, Horschel, Z. Johnson, Kjeldsen, Stricker, Sullivan, Thomas -4
BTFO) Speef the Queef, Le Cocaine Man, Straya

>Weather
Shitty
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>>69552953
Phil is teeing off early isn't he? Should be good for some memes.
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>>69552973

Yep.
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Is there a more alpha man in golf than John Daly?
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Where is everyone? ;_;
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>>69553378
Dead sport dead thred
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>>69553378
>>69553491

Fridays are always the slowest threads.
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He Phils me with his love.
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Pheel on the tee now.
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CUTE
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>>69553304
C O K E C A N
O
K
E
C
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mickeltits cruising
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stream??
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>it's a "someone runs away with it and it's over by Friday" episode
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Mickeldad is playing putt putt
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Lefty one inch from making a hole in one. How's he gonna choke this one away?
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>>69554062
>not believing in hinge & choke
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Fuck this shit, let's get some actual golf discussion going on in here lads.

What are you currently bagging? I just replaced my Vokeys with a set of Mizuno S5's and they are very nice. I also picked up a Cobra Fly-Z hybrid for cheap that I'm playing at 19d and it's fucking phenomenal.
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>>69554085
>choke
>5 majors
>open champion

Stay salty merkelbro
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>>69554126

You must be new here.
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>>69554122
Still gaming the most perfect wedge ever made: Mizuno T-11

Blended in with MP-53 3-5 and MP4 6-PW
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Post h'caps if you have one you hacks. You won't beat me, I'll start:

1
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>>69554131
>golf thread in spuh
>new
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>>69554151
13.
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>>69554151
+1.7
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>>69554144

Very nice. I'm looking at Mizuno for my next set. Maybe the MP-25. I'm currently gaming Covert Forged 2.0 which are great, but I'm looking to move on to more of a player's set.
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>>69554169
Forget the MP-25. Go for the MP-5. There won't be another club like that for a long time. They aren't any harder to hit and much more rewarding.
>>
DJ's done
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Needs more bababooie
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>>69554166
Fug
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>>69554151
i don't have a handicap but I'm generally trash. I play bogie golf on a good day
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>>69554343
Nah M8. Golf was way more enjoyable at about 3-4. Knowing you are sliding backwards if you dont hit 70 is a ball buster. It's gonna be a short stay.
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So is dill gonna run away with it?
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>>69554405
I know what you mean but scratch has always been my goal. To be better is God mode in my books
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based british weather
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>>69554678
Why is it the comfiest?
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>>69554704
it's been wet for most of July so far throughout the country, it's proper comfy
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>get in the hole
ah good, american tourists are there too
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>DJ spitting on the green
absolutely_disgusting.png
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Rain delay? Can't watch at work.
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>>69554768
Not as bad as Clarke dropping his gum and putting it back in his mouth after making the put
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>Willet eating a banana as he walks

Why is it always weird fuckers who do this?
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>start watching
>Rickie's in the sand
>he then lands right in the sand on the next hole
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>>69554768
>>69555688

I've done stewarding at The Open a few times, Woods was by far the worst
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How was the day? I see Kaymer fucked up hard.
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>spieff
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Meanwhile, niggas put up video game numbers in the alternate event.
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Open role call, home m,any people are watching this mess?

Also; what the forecast for the weather; projected cut for tomorrow, Jordan Speiff or no?
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>Willet
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>>69557758
Why do you even watch the links major if you don't like it?
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Does anyone have a video of Willet snapping his putter in half at the US Open?
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>Fowler in contention
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Why can't I handle all these pot bunkers?
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>>69557809
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>>69557758
Cut line looks to be at +2.
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This course reminds me that I need to get the fuck out of this inbred Bavarian capital and go back to the fucking coast.

If only they had more jobs
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>10th hole
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>Speef won't make the cut
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>>69558029
i keep forgetting was it's like with a country limited coast
you could probably find a place live/work near the gulf coast, if you had a reason to be there
america's a pretty lonely place, dough
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> +4
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How were the condition when Phil was playing?
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>>69558423
same
soggy wet pete and down pouring rain

I hope it gets cold and partial rain tomorrow, and a steady wind
nice enough to make them stop play, but enough to make everyone miserable @<:^)
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PUTT SON
U
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T

S
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>>69543677
Damn he went full just.
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Haha, that's some nice links golf. Base Scotland.
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>>69558777
Needs to get hair plugs or just get a buzzcut.
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>>69554151
Probably around a 3 or 4. In high school when I was playing competitively it was probably a bit lower.
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>>69558800
He could also use spray during tournaments like Rooney.
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>>69558800
It's bad.
>>
Bubba mad
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>>69538264
troon is prime for voltorbs
must be all the selfdestructing
>>
>luckdraw
>a sport
>>
How's Tiger doing?
>>
>>69564111
wew lad
>>
Time for choke
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>Willet
>>
Calm down, faggot.
>>
Ded thread. Why do so few bongs care about Golf?
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>>69567982
the threads last year were a lot faster when spieth was looking for his calendar slam. It's also really early for anyone not in europe
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>>69568080
Golf threads have always been dominated by American flags and them being asleep surely doesn't help.

But at least some Brits should be awake. It's their major after all.
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>tfw on day #3 of the Round 1 thread
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JUST
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>>69568653
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>Monty

What a faggot.
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>>69568987
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>this wispy grasss

OH GAWD
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>british golf fans
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Stream?
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>rory
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Alright?
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>mfw more people follow the scatthreads
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We have duel
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>>69569997

looks comfy as fuck familia
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>fooler
>>
DJ COMING UP FROM BEHIND!

SLOW AND STEADY, BABY!
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>Dill
>>
>Stenson going to be in front

SWEDEN YES
>>
Come on Pickles.
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lel
>>
what are those black things on some of the guys hats?
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holy shit what is DJ doing?
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>>69571401
Being the shitty ass meme player that he is
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>>69571385

Ribbons to honor the Nice victims.
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>>69569997
Donky punch that Jap for me
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>>69571385
Would like to know this as well. Makes them look like cocks.
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>>69571480
Hans please
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Phil choking it
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Just woke up lads. What have I missed? Any memes?
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>>69569924

>for NBC
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>>69571540
Just Rory chatting shit and not delivering
>>
top kek
>>
>Stenson
>Mickelson
>Kjelsen

Why are the Vikings winning?
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>>69571698
You jinxed.
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>that Kjeldsen bunker shot
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Yeah, go ahead and just take all fucking day
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Stensons fucked here
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>GolfChannel.com cut you off
>TheOpen.com live groups just shows Rickie Cuckler


How can I watch Phil now?
>>
>>69572065
surely there are some acestreams
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>>69572065
vipleague.se/golf/399579/1/the-open-championship-live-stream-online.html

Its gettin good
>>
Thoughts on Johnny Miller?
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>>69572280
Tolerable, but not one of my favorites. Faldo and Azinger are way better.
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>>69572280
Famous for shooting 63 at the US Open Oakmont

Was in his commentating prime during the late 90's, early 00's

Known for the yips ending his career. Common belief is he fucked up his swing when he bought a cabin in the woods and started chopping firewood.
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>yfw da Beef wins one for da Land
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Based Phil
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HINGE
>>
Kegan Bradley hasnt been the same since he got btfo by Jimenez.
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>>69572893
exactly right. that was some hilarious shit. never seen a golfer more btfo
>>
also, phil's par at 12 is par of the tournament and par of the year. that was ridiculous shit.
>>
BEEF
>>
Sorry lads just got here

Has anyone posted Phil Pickleson yet?
>>
>>69572406
Delet this
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>>69572991
Not today, but the thread is so slow it's still up from yesterday.

>>69544177
>>
Who's gonna choke harder?
>>
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

come on henrik
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>>69573016
ty
>>
>>69572768
Taylor pls
>>
>>
stenson cool as ice. the worst match up for phil in a major.
>>
>>69572991

In case you were missing it >>69544177
>>
Henrik is getting a call from the Swedish sports minister. He's been told to stop winning because it might offend someone.

Henrik (((choke))) starts now.
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>>69573077
lel
>>
>>69573075
>>69573077
>>69573075
>>69573032
Fuck off stensin cuck shills.
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>>69573077
I could actually see that if Tiger or VJ were still relevant, but even against other white players?
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Choke job
>>
Where can I buy that Stenson jacket? Looks so great.
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>>69573103
yeah cause we all know phil is clutch on sunday
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Is BEEF /sp/'s true king?
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BECAUSE IM IN TOO DEEP
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Just a reminder that DJ cucked Jimmy Walker.
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>>69573162
>first bogie in 17 holes means he's choking
>>
Phil is making phenomenal puts today but the ones he misses are the golf gods trying to rob him.
>>
>>69573103
>Fuck off stensin cuck shills.

>well-known Swedish player vying for Claret Jug
>search entire thread, 3 days worth of golf coverage

>not one Swedish flag

"""""Swedish Pride""""", everybody.
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>it's a Phil saves another par episode

They've been showing this one alot today lads.
>>
>>69573177
The full choke will begin tomorrow
>>
>>69573214
Golf is too white for them to care.
>>
>>69573214
>supporting a player from your country

Go back to /pol/ with your racism, shitlord.
>>
Stensin choke starts now. Bogies 4 holes in a row.
>>
DELICIOUS SUNDAY INCOMING!
>>
THE CHOKE STARTS NOW
>>
PHIL COOL AS A DILL PICKEL. STENSON CHOKING.
>>
Hinge and hold confirmed
>>
Phil is clutch
>>
>>69573399
Stenson is cuck
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>end of third round
>one thread
What the fuck happened to /golf/?
Hold me bros
>>
>>69573452
Spieth fags got btfo

Good riddance.
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>>69573399
i see you're new to golf
>>
bill mickelson
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Are those people the comfiest?
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>>69573487
You think he likes hot dogs?
>>
God I hate stensin. Cuck swedes again
>>
SWEDEN YES
>>
SWEDEN YES
>>
>>69573534
Kill yourself cuck.
>>
>>69573461
This moment >>69537058 was his undoing.
>>
Playoff desu
>>
stenson in retief goosen mode. ice cold killa.
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>it's a only two people are in contention on Sunday episode
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I HATE SWEDES
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>>69573599
Stensin has never held a lead in his entire life. He's going to bomb out Sunday.
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>>69573609
Even if he doesn't,t tomorrow will probably be boring


This year's majors have been shit
>>
>>69573599
Could be good. Tiger vs Rocco Mediate 18 hole US Open 2008 tie breaker was some of the greatest golf ever televised.
>>
PHIL IS LIVID
>>
What did they do to make phil mad?
>>
PHIL WRATH
>>
phil gettin rustled already. sleep tight figjam
>>
>>69573646
Camera shutter going off during his backswing
>>
>>69573646
Camera clicks on his backswing
>>
>>69573626
Spieth choke has been the only highlight
>>
>>69573631

just watched that last week with virgin eyes

was awesome
>>
>>69573646
There's a thousand camera clicks while he's taking a swing. Only media KEKS can warrant the wrath of the gentle Phil
>>
>shitty
>>
Phil is bogeying this hole
>>
Phil swore. This is strange.
>>
>>69573672
Nope. Phil is a god out of the bunker. Cuck swedes are such shills
>>
>>69573683
good caöö
>>
>>69573672
>The city of me
>>
>>69573683

Point proven. Cucks btfo
>>
WHAT A SHOT HOLY SHIT.
>>
>>69573479
Phil. Is. Clutch.
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HINGE
>>
>it's a cuck swede continues to cuck history episode
>>
>>69573711
how long have you been watching golf
>>
Who else /not dressed yet/ here?
>>
>>69573740
me, and it's 8pm
>>
How bad is stensin going to choke tomorrow? It's going to be bad isn't it lads. He's never went into a Sunday as a leader before and he's never won a major. Phil is going to tear him up.
>>
>>69573735
>do you even Wingfoot?
You'll remember Royal Troon
>>
>>69573776
I hope so brother
>>
Why would you want this?

Duel to the death till 18th including a Playoff would be best.
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>just miss putt for lowest round in a major ever
>still.. a blistering 63 in round 1
>bogey 2 of the last 5 holes round 3
>going into sunday 1 shot back
>bones help me
>>
I pray to Phil every night before bed.
>>
>>69573812
Hopefully we don't see a drive into the hospitality tent tommorow.
>>
Cast your predictions lads. Phil pars the entire day. Stensin bogies first 4 holes and never recovers.
>>
Stensin looked scared as fuck in that interview. A thousand yard stare. He knows it's over. He should have let Phil take the lead into Sunday.
>>
>>69573920
Phil on the other hand looked very cheerful after the 18th, it's like hot potato of choking.
>>
>>69573960
Phil is hot and turns it on when he's down. When he starts with a lead he plays scared and soft. He's going to go out guns blazing tomorrow like the first round.
>>
>>69573909
Phil and Henrick shoot 4 over. Bill Haas shoots -3 to win.
>>
>>69573909

Rory shoots a 60. Everyone else shoots +8.
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>>69574509
>rory shoots a 60
>>
>implying I won't shoot a 62 tomorrow
>>
In a strange way, I kind of miss Tiger

pls no bully
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>>69575268
It all ended so quickly, like a movie without a third act.
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>>69575352
Perfect way to describe it
>>
>>69575352
And he was going to get back to the top too. He had 5 wins in 2013 before that injury.
>>
>>69575268
I know that feel anon
>>
should i go tommorow

i live in troon for reference
>>
>>69576851
Don't see why any sports fan would miss an opportunity to see a major being played in their hometown, assuming you can afford it.
>>
>>69576875
i've been every day other than tommorow, just will be very busy
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