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OFFICIAL UFC FIGHT NIGHT 91: MCDONALD VS LINEKER THREAD #3 BEN '20-16'


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>Main Card (Fox Sports 1) 9:00pm ET / 6:00pm PT / 2:00am BST

5 Round Bantamweight Main Event:
Michael McDonald (17-3-0) vs. John Lineker (27-7-0)

Lightweight
Tony Ferguson (20-3-0) vs. Landon Vannata (8-0-0)

Middleweight
Tim Boetsch (18-10-0) vs. Josh Samman (11-3-0)

Heavyweight
Oleksiy Oliynyk (50-9-1) vs. Daniel Omielańczuk (18-5-1)

Welterweight
Kyle Noke (22-8-1) vs. Keita Nakamura (31-7-2)

Flyweight
Louis Smolka def Ben Nguyen via rd 2 TKO


>Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1) 7:00pm ET / 4:00pm PT / 12:00am BST

Batamweight
Katlyn Chookagian def Lauren Murphy via unanimous decision(29-28)

Middleweight
Sam Alvey def Eric Spicely via rd 1 Submission(Ten finger guillotine)

Women's Strawweight
Cortney Casey def Cristina Stanciu via rd 1 TKO

Lightweight
Scott Holtzman def Cody Pfister via unanimous decision(30-27,30-27,29-28)


>Fight Pass™ Prelims 6:00pm ET / 3:00pm PT / 11:00pm BST

Bantamweight
Rani Yahya def Matthew Lopez via rd 3 Submission(Arm Triangle)

Middleweight
Alex Nicholson def Devin Clark via rd 1 TKO
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Who /pepsi/ here
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KENTA will win.
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>>69533664
Maynard looks sick really. I mean literally sick, as if he has leukemia or some shit. Smiling but dead inside.
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FUCK JAPAAN

KOREA NUMBER 1 SHIBAAAAALL SEKKKIYAAAAA
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Stann
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Stop goofing me

Goof lives matters
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if the chink wins i will eat my cum.
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WHO THE FUCK IS THIS ANNOUNCING THE FIGHTS??
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Jap is getting heemed
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>rocked by jabs

Asians
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THATS NOT THE REAL NAKAMURA
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mma is gay
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Noke better not let this fooking gook win
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who /wwe/ here? Are we gonna BTFO /heem/ twice in a week?
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Did anybody not pick Ferguson?
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>>69533875
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>>69533875
go back to your cuck shed
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Shit did I miss el cucky?
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>>69533875
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>australia is about to fuck up my parlay
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So I notice the same New Zealander keeps posting the webbums for us...

Zombie Prophet is that you?
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>>69533898

I thought it was a mexico flag at first so I understand the mix up
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>getting gook'd
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Noke sucks ass.
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this is going to a decision, isn't it
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>>69533912
Go back to your containment board
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>>69533912
zombie prophet is a fag, go back to sherdog
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Noke has some beautiful front kicks.
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10-9 Noke
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Cut them both
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Noke getting chased around by a fucking nip
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>>69533913
Who are these manlets
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10-9 Noke
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>Noke also worked in security; guarding "Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin

Cool
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>>69533869
Like WWE will push an Asian...
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>>69533946
One of them is the UFC's most important employee
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Do japs commit sepuku if they get heem'd?
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>>69533950

He's Probably why he died
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WHY DOES ANIK GIVE A FIGHTERS LIFESTORY EVERY SINGLE FIGHT

I DON'T CARE HE USED TO LAY RUGBY TALK ABOUT THE FIGHT
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>>69533950
where was he when it mattered though
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>>69533913
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>>69533950

Didnt do a very good job
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>>69533981
Who's the midget (besides Conor)
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>>69533913
What the fuck are wrong with that dude's arms?

McGregor is a walking caricature, what a lack of self awareness.
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>>69533993
Roy Jones Jr.
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>>69533993

Really?
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>>69533993

Eddie Murphy
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>>69533984
lol
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CABRINI GREEN!
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>>69533913
me on the left
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>>69533997
He's the literal embodiment of this.
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>>69533913
>white shirt
>fat head
>tiny hands
I lel every tiem
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>>69534026
maybe a little too healthy
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>>69533999
>>69534003
Did not know RJJ was that tiny. Motherfucker had a heavyweight title.
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noke is fucking shit
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>Australia losing to an Atom-babby
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>TAPPING ON THE BELL

LMAO
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wtf noke
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Herb you shit.
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Heemed by a fucking nip! Kills yourself Australia
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>tap with a second to go
wew
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>TAPPING WITH LITERALLY ONE FUCKING SECOND
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>>69534054
Boxing is a stupid meme
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azn pride
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>losing to a Jap
>current year

Did Noke get USADA'd?
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>getting rekt buy Nakamura

really Noke?
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Noke please

FUCK
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THE CITY OF AUSTRALIA
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HEEM TAPPY

ABSOLUTELY BYOOTIFUL
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LAST. SECOND. TAPPY.
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that was great
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>>69534058
Noke has always been shit, he's the definition of a journeyman/gatekeeper.
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WHAT?

MY PICKS

REEEEEEEEEEEE
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Fucking pussy. Literally miliseconds.
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spicy finish desu lads
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Told y'all niggas Noke is soft
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>>69533865
PICS OR HEEM YOURSELF
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What is this shit?!
i thought gooks couldnt fight and they were memefighters
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>>69534070
ayy we still in
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>>69534066

My mistake, I didn't see the tap and didn't think anyone could possibly be that shit.

Fucking embarrassing.
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>the fighting pride of australia
thanks for losing me 5 bucks you lazy inbred shits
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He went out.
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Last number is the amount of heems we get tonight
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>the village of Australia
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>AUSTRALIA
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>>69533984
You try and fight a stingray
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>AUSTRALIA
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AUSPIES BTFO
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>>69534101
They are, which is why this means the end for Noke.
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Is he going to be okay?
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WEBM OF GOOK taking down coach
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fighters tapping with 1 second left happens way more than it should.
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>>69534113
holy fuck those spiders are huge
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>>69534111
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Australia disgraces the white race.
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>getting choked by a gook
Utterly shameful cunt, send him to Nauru
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>>69534081
ya
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>>69534105
*NJPW
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Oleksiy Oliynyk is finally fighting again
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>4:59
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>>69534101
>He doesn't know the Gracie Hunter
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>>69533865
hope you've been eating plenty of pineapple lad
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congrats to Keita though, that was legit
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>>69534118
He tried, but the stingray tapped him at the bell.
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I PICKED THE GOOK THAT LOST

THEN PICKED AGAINST THE GOOK THAT WON

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nakamura really did beat Breese too

He's been on a roll
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>>69534136
Don't worry it's not real, it's just a tiny model house so the spiders look big
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Did this nigga just say Moe?
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Anik is really fucking pissing me off tonight.
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KEITA KISSXSIS DOES IT AGAIN
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>>69534170
This, fuckin paid brit judges
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this translator lmao
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Australia getting btfo twice in one week.

Once by a 38 year old pro wrestler who hadn't fought in half a decade and then again by an asian.
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>Al Iaquinta hasn't fought since teling the fans to "fuck you" after he fought against Masvidal
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>>69534190
He seems a little nervous
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Is this card already better than 200?
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OF COURSH
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>>69534184

why?
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>>69534195
Fuck the fans. They're assholes. Fuck George too.
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>>69534195
hes fighting Thiago Alves soon, could be spicy... if Thiago makes 155
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>>69534169
Ragin' Al and Gian both drunk af.

Does the UFC pay them to come to Dakota or do they just fly them out and buy them drinks?
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Igazu falls after taking a boat to the bottom. Amazing power. Breath taking beauty.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BH0uLEFDJzh/
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>>69534199
hundred percent. for sure
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>>69534101
zero heart
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>>69534212
He fucking sucks at giving post-fight interviews.
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>>69534199
is this one of those at home water births?
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>>69533865
bottoms up faggot
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>>69534159

a very legit super veteran

he belongs in the UFC instead of corrupt eastern europe mma, doubt he will be a contender but a real fucking test is what the HW division needs more of, basically a more skilled tim johnson
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>>69534227
Tim Kennedy looking thicc
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>>69534195
That guy is a bigger douche than Jon jones
>camera scans the crowd
>finds drunk ai
>producer: GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFF
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>>69534227

>running away from USADA.txt
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>>69534227
>the gas.jpg
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What's with the smilin sam memes from tonight? I missed it was he tweaking or something?
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ARE YOU GUYS BOOING ME
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>>69534227
Tim looks sad
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>>69534227
Kennedy would beat the shit out of Bisbong and Hendo tbf.
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fucking men's fitness what's your number
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>>69534199
Yep.
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>>69534255
Just high on memes and life
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>>69534227
Is he natty, lads?
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>>69534159
that was such a great KO, no one deserves it more than Rosholt
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>>69534247
>That guy is a bigger douche than Jon jones

Not possible, Jones has a patent on being the biggest douce/fuck up in the UFC and if you even try to beat him at hit he'll come and poke your eyes out on his nigger digits.
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>>69534263
He has watched lots of his friends die.
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>>69534170
this desu, that was a clear 29-28 for keita
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Who approves these Dr Pepper adverts
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>>69534266
he already beat bisping
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>>69534070
2/2
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>>69534268
>only one person picked Omielanczuk
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Oleynik is Russian now. He supports Putin and separatists
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>>69534266
USADA might have other plans
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Lawler is so shit.
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Lmao @ all these non Americans so jealous that us navy seals are ripped beasts of men that they accuse them of steroids

Where I'm from people like that get slapped
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>>69534268
>When Ferguson loses
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>>69534277
Rosholt is such a faggot, glad they cut him.

He also looks like pic related.
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Woodley has zero chance. Therefore, he's gonna win.
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>>69534274
Got the green beret juice I think.
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>>69534227
>everytime Mexican supplements comes up in the discussion Brandon and Callen try to say that this guy is obviously fullnatty
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>>69534297
You'll miss him when he's gone.
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Need to get some snacks lads

What should it be?
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>>69534306
dis
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Is anyone still a fan of Jon Jones?
How the fuck can you be?
It's impossible. He just won't fight anymore because he's actually too stupid to make it to the fucking fight.
He ruined UFC 200. None of those other fights sucking would've mattered if his fight was on that card.
I't's no longer possible to get excited about watching a fight of his, because how the fuck is that gonna happen
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>>69534313
Your cum
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>>69534302
>alcohol
DROPPED, i hope this fag gets heemed
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>>69534288
>not Kimbo
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>>69534295
USADA detecting US Special Forces gas.
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>>69534313
California rolls
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Oh boy
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They're bringing out two meaty beef boys for a big heavyweight beatdown

I am HYPED.
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>Roberto Duran
>Speaking English

DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D
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>>69534313
chip butty and a pint of ale
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>>69534323
based.
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>>69534316
He fucked his shit up so bad that you can't help but like him.
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>>69534316
I'm not a fan anymore, but still want to see him fight. He's a shit person and a great fighter.
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>>69534313
103 raisins
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>>69534331
LMAO
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>>69534331
racist af
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>>69534288
What's with that filename potatobro?
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This event is really separating the true fight fans from the casuals on /heem/
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Tried to make a "long one"
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>>69534316
I still want to see him elbowing Cormier's face
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wil woodly stand and bang with the orc
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>tfw can't stop getting dubs
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>>69534331
>playing the race card

fuck off aljo u salty af from dat mr tate L
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>>69534331
>says he looks like flava flav
>racist

Looks like the racist boogieman is out to get Sterling
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>>69534316

Shattered I didn't get to see Cormier heem Jones
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>>69534331
Kek Birchak killed him
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>>69534331
holy maccles dat am be racists
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>>69534302
isn't that black dude behind him on the left the hyped guy who got mauled by Ngannou?
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/KATIE NOLAN/
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>For the first time in history a female pitches in MLB
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Update: Birchak going harder
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>>69534331
kekd
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>>69534199

By a mile
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>>69534377
it would be extremely painful
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>>69534316
He's probably out for 2 years anyway, and there's basically no way he won't fuck up and wind up in prison before then. I doubt he fights again.
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>>69534410
Brown people can't be racist, so Birchak wins.
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You must reply to this post if your hand is touching your face
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>>69534410
I like that.
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>>69534410
oh shit he called him "boy"
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>>69534391
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>>69534391
Why would anyone willingly go to that piece of shit gym?
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>>69534419
For Heem
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I'm new to UFC. What's the difference between Fight Night and a number like UFC 200? Is it just the lesser quality fighters fight in Fight Night?
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>60 fights
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>>69534313
if a petrol station's open, some werthers OG and a reduced, stale ploughman's sandwich
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>>69534410
Aljo didn't call him a racist tho, the other guy did
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>sambo

oh its a wrestlefuck episode
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>>69534331
>say a black person looks like another black person
>racist!!!!!!

do they want people to pretend they look like ashton kutcher or something?
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>>69534410
Gawd damn
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Ashley a best
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How many more ducking fights?
It's a freaking Wednesday, got work at 6 tomorrow morning
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lads my piss does not smell good at all
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>>69534410
>called him boy

RACISTTTTTT
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>Chael Sonnen has defeated Alexy
Really makes you think.
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>>69534422
I'm not sitting a desk like you desk faggots.

I have my PC hooked up to my TV in the living room.
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>>69534410
HE'S GOING IN
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ITS MR SMUG REF
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>>69534410
AHAHAHA HOUSE NIGGER ALJO BTFO
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>>69534422
i dont touch my face, fucks with my acne
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why do the UFC keep this fight between has beens on the main card? literally no one gives a shit
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>>69534434
Pretty much. They have a TV deal with Fox and give them cards they can't sell.
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>>69534457
>desk

>not a king sized bed

lrn2comfort
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Haha that dude with the tats has tiny lady feet.
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>>69534410
I have a new boy
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what's a good way to clean your ears from clogged wax, heem?
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how do you fight 60 times and not get your chin deleted?
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>>69534444
check em
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>>69534410

>losing your undefeated record to mr cupcake
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>>69534486
Ask the thais
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>>69534444
>>69534488
ohhhh checked and acknowledged
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>>69534345
if it was really not his fault it'd be possible to like him. Clearly he was taking shit though, and most likely his whole career based on the exogenous hormones found in his body. He's a cheater.

The most suspect athletes in the sport were tested 7-8 times a year by usada. That's absolutely nothing, they have chemists and doctors ahead of that shit giving them the right doses to get out of their system before they're tested. It'd be easy to cheat, I'm surprised he popped for it, his brothers are in the NFL and probably know how to beat tests easily
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>>69534483
Peroxide
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>>69534488
#witnessed
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>>69534486

Wrestlefuck
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>>69534499
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>>69534483
Burn it out with a match.
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>>69534444
>>69534488
>>69534499
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i hope this wrestlfucker gets heemed
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>>69534486
cause you aren't getting hit right on the chin with 4 ounce gloves every time
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>>69534489
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>>69534502
My Conspiracy? He got his high tech PEDs from his NFL brothers
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>>69534511
>>69534512
looks at the post times

wtf
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>>69534517
this isnt wrestlefucking, hes actually going for subs
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>>69534474
lel
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>jim norton

he's only funny off the cuff around anthony
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>>69534410
WEW
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>>69534523
That's nice of him to sign all those autographs
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Thank you everyone!!!! @strickland_mma @brisby612 #ufc

https://www.instagram.com/p/BH0x9yCDOZe/
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>>69534434
It's not necessarily lower quality fighters, sometimes they put good fights on the Fight Nights but the PPV's are sort of the "big cards" whereas Fight Nights are smaller but can be pretty fun in themselves.
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fucking heavyweights
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>>69534483

Stick a qtip in there, then enjoy pain every time you swallow, burp, or blow your nose for the next day because you went too hard.

That's what I do.
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>>69534502
He had fucked up test levels when he popped for coke, too. They were much lower than usual and people were speculating it was due to steroid use. That was pre-USADA, though.

So yeah, it seems very likely he's been using his whole career.
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>>69534483
>peroxide
>isopropyl alcohol
>warm baby oil
>warm olive oil
aldo, use an ear scoop not qtip
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https://twitter.com/LaurenMurphyMMA/status/753412279987687424
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>The best defence is defence

wtf
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>>69534555
>beef
Q-Tips are dangerous my man
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>>69534483
toothpicks or a hair pin
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>>69534548
yeah best proof she is a model, she is literally as tall as MW men, but her face has left
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>>69534483

Get somma dat liquid shit that dissolves it
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>>69534573

I know. Every time I use one I regret it and say I won't again, but then I get that damn itch halfway down and think "well one little bit won't hurt if I go gentle". I'm a fucking moron is what I'm trying to say I guess.
>>
>it's a dad bod grappling match
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>>69534434
there's like 500 fighters who are all trying to move up in the rankings, so yes there's "lesser" cards like this but they often have fantastic fights.

it's important to watch if you want to get to know all the fighters.
>>
DESU
B
H
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>>69534555
I've perforated my ear drum a couple times in my life with q tips.

It feels so good to clean your ears with them though.
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>>69534548
>not thanking your dealer
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The heavyweight division is like the Flyweight, only like 5 guys are good. The rest are shit
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>>69534483
knife
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>>69534607
At least you have the hope of a quick knockout
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>>69534620

A hope bitterly disappointed this time.
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>it's a heavyweight wreslting match episode
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olynik has one hell of a chin on him
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The striking in this fight reminds me of the countess dashcam videos of Slavs stumbling around drunk
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>>69534631
This fight is good goof
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19-19
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>>69534641
>fuck autocoreckt
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>>69534434
yeah usually the fight nights have a good co-main and main. this card is about as bad as it gets, in terms of big names.
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This looks like a bar fight in Poland.
>>
These stylistic match ups are always fun.
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>>69534641
please unfollow all the irrelevant tossers you follow
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>>69534639
What's the russian meme """""""martial art"""""""" called? the one where they keep slapping around like spergs, someone posted a webm of it here once
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These KFC commercials are making me hungry.
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>>69534678
Systema
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Remember when Rousey said she could beat Cain Valesquez?
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>>69534678
Sambo?
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>>69534685
BUTTERY
R
E
A
D
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>>69534685
GETCHA FUCKIN BREAD HERE
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>>69534639
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>>69534693
Sambo is grappling, Khabib has a heavy background in it
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>>69534691
It's ok though, Rousey is dumb as fuck.
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>>69534691
once in human history
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>>69534685
Dude KFC is shit compared to Brothers
Its a regional chain here in Louisiana, literally best chicken I've ever had
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>>69534639
fucking fedor, it was cringeworthy watching him against bolbova ;_;
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>>69534691
*under the right circumstances
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>>69534690
ah right

this is what someone posted here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqjXJwQPhGo
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>>69534737
fabia maldanada
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>>69534736
But do they have buttery bread?
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>>69534736
Does Brothers have buttery bread?
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That fuck is using his mouthguard to stall
>>
Oleinik is fucked up.
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>>69534693
be careful
>>
Knew I should have changed my picks when I seen that hair
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Something to watch until this boring shit is done with
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>>69534738
Yeah, his back is turned and she has a gun.
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>>69534685
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>>69534685
>kfc
>fries
>bread
>no biscuit


What?
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>Spitting our your mouth piece
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>>69534772
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>>69534781
fuck me
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>>69534714
>>
>>69534759

>buying chicken from a country without retarded niggers

wew lad
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>>69534736
mary brown's is also way better then kfc
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>>69534736
I'm not seeing any buttery bread in that pic, dude.
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>>69534759
>>69534758
YEah, they have pretty good bread but I prefer their fries
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>>69534782
Buttery bread is superior to all other forms of bread.
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>Spitting out your mouthpiece 3 (THREE) times

That fight was a shitshow, 29-28 Black shorts
>>
le spit out mouthpiece man
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>>69534775
>a close up of her face
>not the first 20 seconds of her ass from embedded

disappointed
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>>69534779
kek,funny how people forgot how much shilling rogan did for rousey, he literally called her a unicorn and once in human history
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>Pettis in adverts
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fuck this is the best card since 199

except Murphy all the other fights have been spicy
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My god, that's Jason Bourne.
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>>69534499
>>
>>69534699
That bread looked tasty tbhfam
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>>69534781

shiet
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>>69534781
only one left boys
>>
>>69534803
Is it a canadian kfc thing?
>>
would u bang karyn bryant?
be honest
>>
>28-28
Eh?
>>
>>69534805
>>69534804

Honestly towards the end I wondered if he was gagging on it when combined with the blood probably dripping down his throat. Man got mauled.
>>
Uhhhhhhhh what
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>>69534816
what do russians smell like?
>>
0-3 on my picks so far lads
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>>69534781
>tfw
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>>69534831
yeah, light skinned ebonies are my fetish
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>>69534843
what's your number baby i have to stay awake just for you anyway
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>>69534843
its all up to you now, if you fail heem is a joke
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>he didnt pick Daniel
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>>69534816
sweating-guy.webm
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>>69534831
Obviously.
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>>69534781
Top fuking kek
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>>69534830
Buttery bread is an everywhere thing.
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>>69534843
good for you lad
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>>69534831
I would cream her brown asshole dude, fuckin semen blast her o-ring, make babies with her afro turd-cutter
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>>69534839
like cigarettes and alcohol
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>>69534781
>>
>>69534831
no i won't even be a friend with a nonwhite, i'd literally rather a dog
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>>69534781
>>69534843
ITS ALL UP TO YOU LAD
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>>69534839
Fertilizer.
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>>69534831
Of course
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>>69534846
TFW no thicc lightskin qt gf
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>>69534816
I want to do this to various parts of her
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>>69534831
repeatedly without hesitation
>>
>Reminder that Josh Samman literally murdered his fiancée
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>>69534714
Anyone have Cain's chicken dance webm
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>>69534864
Can confirm
>>
Has Tims chin been deleted?
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>all these traitors
>literally worse than muslims
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>>69534911
unquestionalbly yes
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Daily reminder that Jesus loves uppercuts
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>>69534889
no
>>
IDO PORTAL ABOUT TO GET BTFO

TOUCHBUTT KING WILL BE ON SUICIDE WATCH

GO TIM GO
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>>69534881
>>
>tfw got kyle noke confused with jake matthews
heem my shit up
>>
Digital Bath, BASED
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>>69534888
>>
Boetsch has lost 6 of his last 8 fights and has this placement on the card?
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>>69534931
Matthews got heemed too
Name one good Australian fighter
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>>69534915
>mouth too wide
>eyes slightly uneven
>yellow walls
>tortillas look undercooked

2/10, would not bang
>>
>>69534933
>wanting to do all that work for no reciprocity
>>
Where's the goof tracker?

There's exactly one (1) ungoofed predictor by my count.
>>
how the fuck is Samman dodging USADA?
>>
>>69534947
Dan Hooker
>>
>>69534935
Eh, fuck you, buddy!
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>>69534926
pls
>>
>>69534568
salty fucker and white knight in the replies
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>>69534954
>all that work

lol, it's not much when you have 365 days of free time
>>
>>69534915
>yellow nail polish

GOOKED
>>
>>69534960
Americans know how to cycle properly
>>
>>69534947
JULZ THE JACKAL
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>>69534947
Daniel Kelly
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>>69534965
He's from New Zealand, and so is Robert Whittaker
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>>69534568
>le stop running away from me fighter

I see she went to the Rampage Hackson school of fighting.
>>
THREADLY REMINDER

CANADA + ___???___ = CANUCK
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>>69534969
>>
>>69534960
He to,d them he'd do to them what he did to his fiancée.
>>
>Jesus
>>
pls marry me ashley
>>
rate ufc 200
>>
Could Bourne heem McGoober?
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>>69534976
>says the pleb too lazy to post a pic
>>
I want Boetsch to win but his chin has long been deleted
>>
why the hell is he allowed to wear those knee things
>>
>>69535024
4/10
>>
MEWVMENT
A
S
T
E
R
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>>69535005
lol thanks pal
>>
>>69535026
permaheem yes
>>
>>69534883
him*
>>
>it's a MW wrestlefuck
>>
Samman is a goof, would be nice to see him get BTFO
>>
>Clinching with someone as strong as Boetsch
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>>69535024
underwhelming-but-still-a-solid-5/10
>>
>No don't jump like that
>>
>>69535046
roidy beach muscles btfo
>>
>>69535052
I guess bud light really is the sure sign of a good time
>>
>>69534915
I'm not good enough for her. I'm 50% Slav.
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>>69535034
>pal
Sage pls go
HaHa!
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By the way guys, guess what the co-main event of UFC 201 is
>>
i hope boetch heems this juiced retard
>>
What a banger this is
>>
>>69535074
Do you think Sage's dad still picks all his clothes?
>>
>>69535078
reis vs smoker for interim flyweight
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>>69535076

And fuck I missed one.

Stepping in since the last guy is MIA
>>
>>69535076
You missed one on the far right
>>
>>69535076
been posted and you fucked it up anyway
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>>69535078
LMFAO WHAT
>>
10-9 Boetch or does the little flurry at the end swing it for Samann?
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>>69535097

Well fuck I guess I'm blind.
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>>69534781
>>69535095
fucking retard

also daily reminder this happened
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>people calling ufc 200 shit because of literally two bad fights
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>>69535103
Yep
>>
Will the UFC ever be worth watching again?
>>
>>69535076
>>69535095

Disregard both, I'm a blind goof.

Real counter still going.

>>69534781
>>
>>69535118
people just love to make fun of Dana
>>
>>69535127
Scholler just fucking goofs' up
>>
>>69534858
I'd rather Megan Olivi. I would tongue punch her fart box, fuckin oil check her with my dip stick, wear her turd hole like a snorkel mask.
>>
>>69535103
Filler card
>>
>>69534054
He was that good in his prime, and tbcf he did win it off of a terrible meme champion.
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still waiting for your phone number bby ;)
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>>69535118
2/5 fights bad
3/5 fights decently good

3/5 = 60%
60% = Failure
>>
This card feels like it could've happened 15 years ago.
>>
>>69535103
Pat Barry will no doubt be trying to hog the spotlight.
>>
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM LEAKY
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>>69535103
>>69535078
my body is ready
>>
>Sammans yellow feet

absolutely disgusting
>>
>>69535163

Heem stoppy
>>
SAMMAN BTFO
>>
I'll be finishing my first solo music project soon. I'm excited for you to hear it.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BH0wGgChM-g/
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Those bows
>>
>>69535127
hopefully that wigger wins so joanna can beat the fuck out of her
>>
webm of the finish?
>>
HEEM SLEEPY
>>
>>69534781

RIP /heem/ prognosticators.
>>
>>69535127
Anyone else remember those posts of Shollers wife humiliating him in public and social media?
>>
>>69535118
>cain vs browne was good
>aldo vs frankie was one sided
>cormier vs andy was boring
>brock vs hunt was exciting for about 5 minutes
>meisha vs nunes was one sided
For the amount of hype it was supposed to have, it wasn't good at all.
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/HEEM/ PICKS BTFO
>>
IT IS ALL OVER
>>
fuck yes, Samman is such a goof
>>
>>69535005

>Hit that Hendo Hustle
>>
>2016
>getting finished by Tim Boetsch

el oh el
>>
That was rough
>>
>>69535103
Wow, what a thin card
>>
>only keeping fights going because the fighter is moving around
>>
>>
>>69535169
he was on some blood on the mat i thought was his. fugg
>>
>>69535179
/heem/ is literally, unironically never right
>>
Happy for Boetch I was worried he might get cut
>>
>heematoma
>>
Lel that long haired fruit got btfo.
>>
Dana kicked that guy's ass
>>
>>69535165
Muh smirkfu
>>
Tim Boetsch is so fucking inconsistent
>>
>>69535118
The undercard was great, and 3/5 main card fights were good. It was a great night of fights.
>>
>>69535195
that's what they tell the fighters in the back. "show us that you still want to be in the fight", they encourage that.
>>
>>69535196
/heem/ BTFO
>>
>>69535103
>9 fights
JUST
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>>69535103
>>69535127
Holy shit

What did Lawler do to deserve this? Why do they hate him?
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Josh Samman works for BloodyElbow so this is a good thing
>>
should have let that go on a little longer john
>>
>Roman looking pussy gets beaten by the Germanic looking barbarian... hmm who'd have thought it?
>>
Tim "USADA's Right Hand Man" Boetsch
>>
LADS HOW DID YOU SCORE THE FIRST ROUND
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>>69535230
italians are NOT white
>>
>>69535171
>hipster faggot takes so many head shots that he thinks he's a musician

I'm shocked
>>
>>69535224

kek
>>
>dat fucking eye
>>
>>69535241
10-9 Boetsch
>>
>>69535222
More like what didn't he do. 2 split decisions already in his championship """"reign""""".
Plus he already had like 2 fights on Mcgregor's cards where he got money
>>
>Reddit BTFO
>Bloody Elbow BTFO

Ferguson to win for /heem/
>>
Boestch is a boy.

Not a top boy. But a boy.
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>>69535224

Why are MMA "journalists" all entitled and extremely pretentious pricks?
>>
>>69535245
Italians are white, if they didn't have the most glorious empire in history(other than the british of course) we would cast them off as shitskins
>>
>>69535261
Pfister is heem
We got btfo by a USADA dodger
>>
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

>>69535269
>>69535269
>>69535269
>>69535269
>>69535269

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>
>>69535261
Really, holy shit I was looking at Vanatta's record and it looked impressive

But then you look at his opponents records, one of them was 19-41 or some shit like that, he's had like 3 opponents in total with winning records
>>
>>69535264
That's true of most journalists in general
>>
>>69535268
the romans accepted everyone they literally ruined europe

britain = GOAT anyone who disagrees is a shitskin or white race traitor
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>>69535196
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>>69535196
>the state of /heem/ right now
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>>69535281
>the romans accepted everyone
it literally took them hundreds of years to even extend citizenship to people on the Italian peninsula who weren't from the city of Rome.
>>
This dude finished his fight BEFORE the final bell dude
>>
>samman works for bloody elbow
Wait so do a lot of pro fighters work for those faggots?
>>
SPINNING SHIT
>>
very niice fight hahaha
>>
>>69533828
JESUS CHRIST HERB DEAN GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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