>Main Card (Fox Sports 1) 10:30pm ET / 7:30pm PT / 3:30am BST
5 Round Bantamweight Main Event:
Michael McDonald (17-3-0) vs. John Lineker (27-7-0)
Lightweight
Tony Ferguson (20-3-0) vs. Landon Vannata (8-0-0)
Middleweight
Tim Boetsch (18-10-0) vs. Josh Samman (11-3-0)
Heavyweight
Oleksiy Oliynyk (50-9-1) vs. Daniel Omielańczuk (18-5-1)
Welterweight
Kyle Noke (22-8-1) vs. Keita Nakamura (31-7-2)
Flyweight
Ben Nguyen (15-5-0) vs. Louis Smolka (10-1-0)
>Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1) 7:00pm ET / 4:00pm PT / 12:00am BST
Batamweight
Lauren Murphy (9-2-0) vs. Katlyn Chookagian (7-0-0)
Middleweight
Sam Alvey (26-8-0) vs. Eric Spicely (8-0-0)
Women's Strawweight
Cortney Casey (4-3-0) vs. Cristina Stanciu (5-1-0)
Lightweight
Scott Holtzman (8-1-0) vs. Cody Pfister Us (12-5-1)
>Fight Pass™ Prelims 6:00pm ET / 3:00pm PT / 11:00pm BST
Bantamweight
Rani Yahya (21-8-0) vs. Matthew Lopez (8-0-0)
Middleweight
Alex Nicholson def Devin Clark via rd 1 TKO
Schaub=?
schaub
Why are your start times fucked up?
just bang it out
who's this qt at cageside?
yahya is slick as fuck on the ground.
10-9 Lopez
Some nice rolling
>>69530458
I would cream her donut hole if you know what I mean
>manlet fights
how many bjj world champions are out there
every second fuck from brazil is x times bjj world champion
This is a good fight.
>>69530478
>I would cream her donut hole if you know what I mean
what did he mean by this?
>Yahya gets rocked
>No excitement at all from commentary team
Sioux Falls is such a cool name for a city. I wish I was at Sioux Falls :(
>>69530479
That's fucking illegal
>>69530500
not many asians
>literally teeing off and can't finish the guy
>midgets
what the fuck is that whistling from the corner?
What a neat fight this is
>>69530500
but its pronounced TSUUUUUUUUU falls
this is a really good fight
damn this fight is good
Lads this is a sparkling fight
Some really nice rolling
19-19
>>69530557
lol
>this is a good fight
Wow you 200'ers sure are hardcore fans huh
>>69530577
You sound like the type of person to say DC/Silva was good just to be a contrarian
>>69530597
I didn't even watch dc vs silva, knew it would be a snoozefest
looking for a goof getting blow out
Lopez is good but has bad decision making, low fight iq
>>69530614
Was a good idea desu
>>69530577
t.189er
lol looks like he was jesus on the cross with his arms splayed out like that
>>69530620
he gassed early
God I must suck finally getting on top just to be swept 20 seconds later
tappy
Nice fight
Heem tappy
i dont get how he tapped from that
>>69530638
Except he's not white
>>69530641
*it must suck, rather
Isnt that the same sub that Barberena used on Sage?
>>69530659
Freudian slip
>>69530654
You don't get how he tapped from an arm triangle?
>>69530664
No you silly casual
>>69530664
nope, on sage it was the shoulder press not the the arm triangle that subbed him, a modified von flue
>>69530654
There's still a lot of pressure on the neck even though there is an arm in the way
>>69530664
yes, it was from half-guard however
>>69530614
The 5 round fight with Mousasi would have been a lot more compelling considering that Mousasi was originally training for Derek Brunson who is also a great wrestler.
>>69530677
up next the return of Pfister
>>69530674
never got how the arm triangle works, like >>69530683
there' an arm in the way wouldnt that make choking not work?
Who won
>>69530654
seriously?
>>69530701
Brown guy
>>69530696
Your arm on one side, his of the other, works just like a triangle but you use your arm instead of a leg, hence the name
pfister as underdog is free money
Tony's opponent looks like Cody McKenzie 2.0
South Dakota looks comfy you guys want to chip in?
http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/24741-Timber-Ridge-Rd-Hermosa-SD-57744/126223883_zpid/
>>69530696
the arm crushes the other side of your neck m8 imagine pressing a sponge with your hand into a log of wood
>>69530696
jesus christ
>>69530694
wait wtf is that really him?
>>69530702
seriously
>>69530720
thanks
>>69530730
Heem House!
Have to heem to get in
and heem to get out
>>69530709
>not picking reddit nguyen
>>69530696
it's a combination of both your own arm the other guys arm pressuring each other around your neck, shit hurts
>>69530709
Just realised that Noke is fighting Nakamura, I picked Noke by Naka's grappling gave Tom Breese a really hard time
Angel wings give an unfair advantage to fighters. I vote they should be banned
Prelims on BT Sport?
>>69530770
Fox sports one
>>69530429
WHAT THE FUCK
I FORGOT THERE WAS A CARD ON
this ufc lab series look comfy
>inb4 goobz left hand destroys the metric machine
>>69530730
according to the internet it's the ''''''''freest''''''''' state
why is el cucuy fighting a nobody?
is he a replacement or something?
>>69530739
https://www.google.ca/search?q=daron+cruickshank+porn&safe=off&biw=1525&bih=736&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiTxfelxfHNAhUL7WMKHdTED-EQ_AUIBygC&dpr=0.9
>>69530791
You missed a nice roller fight and a HEEM
Decent so far
>>69530796
Cuz ferguson is a bitch, wouldn't take a tough fight on short notice
>>69530796
yah
>>69530793
I wish they'd sprinkle in some more fun low cost stuff, like put Bermudez' cooking show on FitePass and stuff. More personality from fighters...
Alvey's already back? Didn't he have a boring af fight just last month or something?
>>69530827
or wbw / sw porn
Why is the Sister Pfister still in the UFC?
>>69530827
dennis is a don
>>69530557
>>69530611
be careful
>>69530834
yep barely took a punch
conor mcgregor took on nate diaz on 2 weeks notice
tony ferguson is taking on lando vannata on 2 weeks notice
>>69530796
Yeah, it's easier to remain undefeated if you crush a replacement can. Probably doing him no favors in Joe Silva's eyes tho.
cody looks less douchey with his head shaved
>>69530835
That reminds me, what's the lesbian percentage of WBW vs WSW? It seems there's a fair few more at WBW
Merry Christmas sister Pfister!
>>69530854
cody never seemed douchey
just seemed like a spaced out goof
C O D Y
O
D
Y
was about to heem myself and then just remembered this was on
based smug kevin
THE FIST
Why didn't he wear the white suit the entire night?
>>69530866
>that girl is an absolute hambeast now
>>69530834
It was like a budget remake of Condit vs Diaz, only much worse.
if pfister knew anything about striking he'd heem this goof with an overhand right
cody is an official can now kek, holtzman is on that GAS too
>>69530886
He always said "I'll wear my mourning colours when UFC is sold"
>>69530867
Everyone named Cody is always a douche 100% of the time. This is fact.
>>69530805
What are you talking about, who the fuck did he turn down?
IOHH THE ELBOW
doing some dempshy roll shit here
whats with the anime movement
rare elbow to the neck from pfister
>pfister's corner
lmao
>>69530884
>having a literally retarded IQ
felt bad for the doofus watching the show
>MOVE
>OF
>THE
>NIGHT
0 results found for suplex city
its like neither of them learned how to strike ever
>losing to sage northcuck
Missed 200 -- What did you all think about piss ring and Aldo 1.5?
10-9 Holtzman
Pfister seemed to have him rocked but Holtzman outstruck him for the rest of the round
Rose is getting her ass kicked I though this chick was supposed to be a contender for JJ
>>69530998
KEK
more like piss hot sauce amirite
Holtzman is pretty good.
He have a bright future?
NO
GET UP CODY
CODY
i remember back in my wing chun days my sifu telling me a elbow to the neck would be fatal
blue shorts is so obviously on the gas
Will Ronda's return be worth the weight?
>>69531043
No doubt about it
>>69531014
spicy dueling elbows
>>69531043
100%
is the arm triangle a meme
>>69531036
I remember my aikido sensei showing me exactly which part of the wrist to squeeze and twist in order to kill over-eager Wing Chun brawlers like you, heh
>>69531036
It probably would be, yeah.
>>69531036
>wing chun
Holtzman v Sage?
>>69531057
Yes. Everything is a meme.
>getting swept from mount twice
reminds me of sage letting marin get that north south to armbar twice
CAN'T DISMISS THE PFIST
>when F level athleticism meets a love for fighting
Pfister is the natty GOAT.
Herb Meme > Big John > Smug Ref
Pfister's got round 3 locked down, Scott "The USADA Dodger" Holtzman is gonna die in the ring tonight
>>69530933
Everyone bro, cowboy is always game
>>69531065
EVERYBODY HAVE FUN TONIGHT
This fight reminds me of the time I fucked a 3/10 and at first the smell was putrid but then I turned the lights off and got used to the smell over time. One of the best shags of my life.
Pfister got this
So Jones has a story of having hid under the cage at his gym for 8 hours to avoid a test
http://fightstate.com/jon-jones-hid-under-the-octagon-at-his-gym-for-8-hours-to-avoid-drug-test/
>>69531096
The lick of the lips at the end like he's a fucking don
>>69531114
And then I fucked her lol
>>69531118
>breaking news
DON'T DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN
Pfister is a fucking beast
why is that illegal
>>69531137
Based smug ref
That faggot goof Marc Goddard would've taken a point
>>69531118
>Rogan claims that this is just an allegation, and there’s no actual proof. Chael says Jones’ teammates corroborated the story. None the less, it’s alleged.
>When USADA showed up at Jones’ gym to test him, he scrambled to hide under the Octagon. The drug testers waited around for 8 hours for Jones to show up to the gym, and he never did… because he was already there, hiding under the cage.
>The rules are that if the testers could find you, you’d have to take their test on the spot. They sat down and waited around all day. This was before you had to report your location to them, it was right around when new testing procedures were starting to come into play but weren’t completely figured out yet.
>If there’s one thing USADA hates, according to Sonnen, it’s being disrespected. They hate when people say their tests are wrong, and they hate when anyone tries to find any little loophole to avoid their tests.
>USADA figured that Jones would have had to use the bathroom while he was hiding under there.
>They wanted to go under the ring, and use forensics to potentially test the floor to see if they could find any traces of urine, after they found out that he had been hiding from them under there. Finding traces of Jon Jones’ urine under the cage would prove that he had been hiding under there (Or at least going to the bathroom under there?) but it seems unlikely that they could have actually tested the urine for PEDs.
Why don't we see more nerve-overloading style heems in the cage? All you have to do is compress 3 high-density nerve areas on the body, and it becomes too much for the human brain to compute, causing it to reset.
>>69531143
meme rule
>>69531143
Kicks on the ground aren't allowed.
The old don't kick a man while he's done/it's too violent bs
>>69531143
it's part of the general rule of kicking a downed opponent
they don't want stomps because it looks bad to them
Pfister will be champ in 2017
>>69531156
the rules prevent it that's why
MMA is just a sport
that stuff is for krav maga assassins and ancient samurai ninja warriors like aikidoka
Ref Suggestion: A ~40 year old New Jersey mother of 3 who's had it up to here and doesn't take no guff
Sage Northcutt would KO both these bums
29-28 Holtzman
>>69531162
i think that rule is stupid if they are both down but should be valid if one of them is standing up
>>69531156
>it's real to me, goddammit
>>69531172
Women shouldn't be reffing men in combat sports.
30-27 Pfister
>>69531156
But you can just knock someone out doing the final step.
>>69531178
Which round for Pfister? I was having stream issues but reckoned all 3 went to Holtzman
>>69531156
nice McDojo technique, goof
>>69531171
>krav maga
>>69531173
should have had sage vs blue shorts. battle of the natty goats
>29-28
the fist is getting cut
Cody "Pink slip" Pfister
>>69531179
maybe in armbar position you could do some serious damage to the opponent's head.
>I had to find a way
aka i found more gas
>>69531173
both these bums would armtriangle Sage Northcutt
pfister looked real sad ;_;
>>69530557
esplain me this tsuuu meme plz
holtzman looks like carter deems
Cody "would you like fries with that" Pfister
>Open AceStream link from Reddit
>Solid 2 or 3 minutes behind
Literally what is the point, these ArenaVision streams seem like absolute shit. If I'm not having issues with them they're delayed to shit
>not calling out Sage
ffs cmon guys
>>69530995
forgettable
Lmao both two dudes Dana acquired via Looking for a Fight lost
Which round did Pfister win
>>69531240
he's smart,he know Sage would put him in a wheelchair, haha
>half an hour until the next fight
Time for a smoke
>named John Lineker
>cant speak english
why are upkicks to the ground illegal but Henderson elbow stompings with all his weight at grounded opponents are good
stomping elbows with all the weight could kill someone for sure
>>69531240
tri-star sage would heem this gassed goofball
>>69531254
that wouldn't be very nice sir, haha
>>69531237
FITE PASS
I
T
E
P
A
S
S
>>69531256
of what? and how are you smoking
>>69531235
hed probably earn more money than what hes currently getting in the ufc right now
>>69530429
LOL WASTING YOUR TIME WATCHING LITERAL SCRUBS LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOL
>>69531258
Reckon he supports Lesta like are Gaz?
>>69531260
>elbow stomping
>>69531237
it's on btsport
>>69531275
JUST
>>69531256
Its not, this finished in a decision so the next fight is straight away. They allocate about 30 mins for each fight.
>slow thread
>comfy card
it's like olden times
>>69531275
Defo crying in the back
2 for $4 Crossan"wich"
Really
This urban doesn't deserve the title shot
>>69531288
fuck me he fits it perfectly
look at the forehead
>>69531275
>tfw 10k a year before tax
>>69531295
>That
>Old times
>>69531275
poor lads getting cut
>>69531260
Because the athletic commission at the time was full of retards who watched mcdojo karate tapes and thought kicks on the ground and 12-6 elbows and shit were too dangerous.
>>69531274
Meth
Pipe
i'm going to bed can someone goof the predictions
>>69531275
I like Cody :)
>>69531295
wow posting frogs how fucking cool
Betting advert, betting advert, Belgravia hair centre, mila, betting advert urgh!
>>69531304
Surely a significant amount of a fighters' pay has to go to their gym/corner staff. Even fighters like Dillashaw who got $40k for UFC202 must receive virtually nothing at the end of it.
How do they live?
>>69531275
i like cody's face
>>69531237
fyi acestream confirmed botnet
>>69531335
regretfully
>>69531335
>How do they live?
A lithe young man with a body that goes for 15 minutes minimum? There's a market for that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOBXuCYB4jQ
>>69531295
the tuf finale card was comfy as fuck
Who/when is Paige fighting next?
I would fuck that gypsie.
There's fights on? Kek
>>69531335
why don't UFC fighters have a union or something?
>>69531357
Nobody, never
stanfu!
>>69531370
>
>>69531370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWU3CotSYpE
>>69531335
Dillashaw is an exception, don't Musclepharm pay him to be a "brand ambassador" or someshit, probably uses their training facilities for free
>>69531371
Fertittas stopped it
>>69531359
Romanian women are top-tier. I've fucked many of them in Amsterdam. Always an enjoyable experience.
>Women's MMA
>>69531371
I think all of the smaller tier fighters are too replaceable to have any independent bargaining power, and the guys who do have bargaining power are already earning too much to care enough to unionise.
Really need a few guys like Hendo who is on the way out to lead it, but can't see him doing it
>Croissant burger
That's new
>>69531395
>Romanian women are top-tier. I've fucked many of them in Amsterdam
Oh dear
>>69531394
Do you think we'll ever see our New Fertitta Replacement or will these new owners operate from behind the scenes secretly like scheming rats on a midnight boulevard?
This announcer is cool but he doesn't have that Buffer feel
Why is J Herzog the best ref?
Blue fucking gloves ofc
>>69531423
For money, yes. They were hookers, is what I'm saying.
>>69531409
Jamie Varner alluded to it in his post fight retirement speech but that was like 2 years ago and nothing has happened
Oh gosh that commission official slouching in the corner is cute
>>69531431
Feels like a WEC card desu
If you watch WMMA, just fucking kill yourself
based bobby wombeater
>>69531452
>Being a casual
>>69531431
yeah he's better than buffer
also fuck rogan
don't even like anik/florian but they're unironically better
>red font on shorts
>blue UFC on bra
WHY
SHEEM SLEEPY
>>69531465
rogan is the worst. I seriously don't get the appeal.
Casey looked like she had an extra 5-10lbs on Stanciu there
>>69531452
Joanna v Claudia and Tate v Nunes were two of the spiciest fights of IFW
Dependent on the fight it can be as good or better than some shitty men's fights
SHEEM SLEEPY
How much money has Jon anik on mma gambling?
>Romanian MMA
why the hell did she cover up like that and do nothing?
someone needs to goof this
goodnight
>>69531494
>Romanian
Trying to protect her good looks for her future camwhore career.
>>69531494
She was done, she didn't know what else to do
>>69531487
He is an absolute jinx loser degenerate gambler. The 209 tattoo on his arm says it all.
fucking rekt
>>69531471
romanian flag colors dummy
>>69531494
i think she was hurt from the first time she was mounted
>>69531465
I don't like Anik/Florian because they sound too similar. Anik/Stann is solid, though.
>>69531476
I like Joe because he's a very enlightened individual. A man full of knowledge fighting the good fight. He's also pretty good as a philosopher too.
>>69531495
You have a drinking problem.
>>69531499
i like that mopey goth girl
>no one is even updating it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_Fight_Night:_McDonald_vs._Lineker
>>69531494
no answer to the full mount
>>69531495
Nice try bud
>>69531500
If she's lucky. Might wind up servicing fellows like me in De Wallen.
>>69531514
i unironically literally never drink alcohol
>>69531517
Seriously looks like a cartoon character.
>>69531499
pls post stancu one
>ferguson is gonna lose to a literal who
>>69531518
>tfw think Paige is just average
do people just find her attractive because she's blonde or what?
>>69531499
kim winslow jr
>>69531495
>I'll goof them!
Said no one ever, there's a reason you call the prediction taker a cuck.
Man up and fulfill your autistic duties as predictioncuck.
>TK Ohhhhh
> 95% of WMMA have zero technique, zero heart, zero BJJ skills, unexisting striking.
Just fucking lol
>>69531535
who
Why did anyone ever like Stanciu?
>>69531535
Then goof it cuck
has the sister pfister fought yet? also
>wmma
>>69531537
People in South Dakota just look like that.
>come at me guys
>"Shelby knows, he calls me, I'll take it"
>>69531434
Two by two hands of blue
>>69531535
Then goof it cuck
>>69531499
this chick kinda looks like bigfoot silva
Is Sioux Falls a nice place to live?
>>69531562
Sage Northcutt
>>69531578
he lost by UD
>>69531548
just like mexican mma fighers!
yair doesn't count, he went to jackson's bc mexicans are so shit
also
>(((yair)))
>>69531589
fuck, still my boy
>>69531587
For a Canadian like you
>romanian female ''''''''''''''''athletes'''''''''''''
>>69531541
bleach blonde monkey
>>69531540
I never laugh at fedoraposting but this one hit me in the sides. You are a true meme master, friend.
>>69531587
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Jon Anik wants to fuck that manly woman.
it's time for filler
>>69531604
based brock left south dakota for canada
>>69531541
It's because she's cute and doesn't look like she'd be a fighter
>>69531573
pls webm of stancu being announced
>>69531587
No too many white people.
>Eric SPICEly
anik's interviews are just trash
>>69531639
LOL
>>69531628
Can you blame him?
Who wouldn't want to live under trudeau's rule?
>>69531585
i had almost the same reaction when i saw her.
Did Rogan talk about Aldo on his new podcast with the comedian lady? Im wondering if he throws around unfounded steroid accusations
Early prelims 7/10
Prelims so far 5/10
>>69531643
I think you're a hater.
He's improved immensely.
I'm not even watching this shit
>>69531633
;_;
>>69531668
no one cares
>>69531633
why does she look like such a mongrel
>>69531663
this is what he says
"you did something. talk to the replay about what i just said you did. you did what i said you did well. great job."
>>69531683
delet this
>>69531655
>expecting me to listen to a female "comedian" talk about how great comedy used to be for three hours
Nah.
>>69531687
If we're honest all octagon interviews are shit and no one gives a fuck
>>69531668
We get it luke Thomas, you're a real fight fan
>Alvey was jabbing
Smile pls no
>>69531705
Unless it's a fat black guy or a Diaz
>>69531687
>when you're a faggot and you have to let everyone know
>>69531705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs68YQN9hq0
what stream are you all using? I'm using a sopcast one but its out of sync
>>69531717
Sheeeeeeeit, post the uncensored version
>>69531716
monkey face
I'm choosing to pronounce this guy's name with a hard CK as in SpiCKley.
>>69531734
A really shit quality one because AceStream is so behind
Honestly don't know why it bugs me so much, I'll still be seeing the fight but I can't live with that shit
>>69531734
enjoy being part of the NSA botnet.
>>69531719
>riding aniks dick this hard
pls post new ring girls' juicy thighs
Chrissy as tribute for yer trouble
>>69531734
>using a stream for a show on free tv
Alvey is gonna heem this goof stiff
Toe curling style
>>69531643
Rogan fags are the worst. Fuck off scum, Rogan is a washed up brain dead drug addict.
>>69531754
>Romania
>white
>>69531754
disgusting
>>69531774
>being a drug addict is bad
Lad, it's 2016......
>>69531766
You're the one bitching about post fight interviews that are fine
Organs were worse at 200, especially Brock's.
Joe was stoned af and made it really awkward.
Howve the fights been
he's smiling a lot for a man who's about to be cut due to a 3 fight losing streak.
>>69531768
ugly
$5 on Lando tearing a hammy twenty minutes before the fight and pulling out
>>69531768
This one?
>>69531705
The color guy should be doing the interviews.
>>69531793
Better than 200
who /GROOVY/ here?
>>69531791
200 was a shitshow bud, keep shilling your favourite fox personalites
enjoy the zuffa cents
>>69531754
butterfaced-qt-5000.webm
>>69531754
Looks like a gypsy
>>69531739
there isnt one unfortunately
>>69531754
thnx
>>69531785
He dedicated his life to keeping Muslims out of Europe
>>69531743
A CUUUUUTE!
CUTE.
>>69531811
hnng
>>69531815
Yung Groovy Turn your hood into a Movie
>>69531832
It was Sam, wasn't it?
>>69531818
>zuffa
>>69531803
His name is Landon. You don't just get to call yourself "Lando". You got to earn that shit.
>>69531716
Kailin is cute!
CUTE!
>>69531832
>>69531795
Where are you seeing the walkouts?
>>69531850
who else
>>69531818
I've never been paid in my life bud, calm your autism.
>>69531787
Woah you're going to confine yourself talking like that. What if someone looks back at that post and ignores it because its the wrong year?
Next time, be sure to let others know it is in fact the CURRENT YEAR.
>>69531832
>He better win lbs
>lbs
>pounds
What did he mean by this?
is smilin sam alvey immortal or a series of clones
Alvey KO
why are they cheering for big john?
>>69531859
fight pass. only 10 dollars per month, what a steal!!
Ok lads real talk who would win undertaker vs dc
>>69531868
He better win British currency.
Idiot.
>>69531858
literally looks like a monkey
>>69531857
Lando is a goof
So are you
Will spicely
>crowd is cheering Big John McCarthy
>>69531877
hes based
Fugg I'm feeling super burnt out on mma right now. Please save me with a spicy banger bases Smilin Sam
>>69531811
finally a good ring girl i'm sick of those plastic arianny no ass or legs edition
SAM ALVEY KO R2 (MEAN MUG)
>>69531892
he is good
>Sam Alvey was not cut after that last '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''fight'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
fuck this guy
>>69531859
Fox sports one
hah
https://www.instagram.com/p/BH0jR1oBXmc/
this won't last long
sam aint smiling
JUST SMILE THE PAIN AWAY
>>69531892
first time in south dakota
they would cheer for conrads shit in a perspex cabinet in the middle of the octagon for 3 hours
>>69531881
dc unless it's wrestlemania
>>69531881
Are u kidding bro?
Dc would smash him
TAPPY
>>69531870
he is meme transcended, a physical representation of the joy whimsy
BASED SMILEY SAM ALVEY
TOP LAD
>Alvey by sub
what a time to be alive
Why is he doing the titanic pose?
>>69531922
Lmao yes he is
Heem tappy
Smilin Cuck Alvey
>>69531785
Reminds me of Vlad from MMAWeekly
Looked like a Rothwell tier choke
>>69531878
>purple hair
>writer for huffington post
>feminist
>his whole gimmick is that he smiles
Definite redditor
Sam's wife doesn't seem to give a fuck.
Can't say I blame her.
he is a better Joker then Jared Leto
TUF GOOFS AND LOOKING FOR A FIGHT GOOFS BTFO
Would you bang Karyn Bryant?
Be honest.
Also
>casting usher as a boxer
NIGGAS
Alvey's waifu is pregnant?
>the city of sam alvey
Spicely is a major can. He was awful on The Ultimate Fighter and this fight was no better.
Duran vs leonard movie, based af
>smiling sam's purple haired slag
solid 7 desu
>>69531964
Unfortunate.
>>69531972
Low bar tbf.
is that woman pregnant?
Im still salty about the theodoreau fight.
Smilin Sam has some work to do before he can be my boy again.
>>69531910
I'm watching on FS1
There's commercials
>>69531981
>>69531984
she is a supermodel actually
and yes she is pregnant
>>69531986
Thedorofaoghoahogha is a faggot twitter "troll" though.
Fuck that french faggot.
>Alvey cutting a promo
>>69531944
oh that makes way more sense
>>69531976
no i will never associate with a nonwhite
>>69531986
>there are people who don't like smilin sam
>VP nomination
Better than Newt or Pence.
CRINGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NUMBER TWOOO
Drug test this motherfucker.
USA USA USA
Calm down Sam
Ten Finger Guillotine
what the fuck is going on
What the fuck
Top fucking kek
South Dakota must have some nice shit
Smile'n sam alvey sponsered by Crystal Meth
i may stop watching mma after this post fight interview
I PREDICT THIS GUY DOES COKE
Sam Alvey is pumped up
What the hell is this
>Dan Henderson defending his belt
He's retiring if he wins that, did Sam not get the memo
>>69531999
Commercials here too but they're showing the walkouts.
>>69532022
its a H E R B dude!!!!1
Was he tested for recreational drugs?
>>69532000
she has a really qt face
>all this cringe
definite redditor as another anon said wew
HELP A BROTHER OUT
>>69532017
Fuk u m8, I think his cringe is funny
here's jones coke buddy
that was like five things at least, smilin sam
can't fool us
based alvey
God make him shut up
hahahahahahahaa based alvey
help a brother out
>>69532043
wtf is this stream then
Knockoff FS1?
>>69532054
kek
>begging for money
1 MORE PREDICTION, I WILL BE ARRESTED FOR POSSESION OF CRYSTAL METH AS SOON AS I LEAVVVVE THIS OCTAGON
ANIK YOU AUTISTIC FUCKING RETARD JESUS FUCK I HATE HIM SO MUCH
>I must ask him 3 questions
Rogan would have had the awareness to let Sam walk away.
I guess that Brunson TKO must have heem'd his brain cells
>>69532022
kek
Alvey is just one of those dudes that's naturally wired/add.
Add a big UFC win on top of that.
>>69532057
>Mad about another mans enthusiasm
You must be a sad bitter fuck, lol
>>69531986
I blame Elias for that shitshow. He's a massive faggot.
That red head hasn't blinked
she just smiles
just like a red headed stepford wife
sam needs your instagram likes
at least he's not procreating with a shitskin
chookagain? wow spicy meme's coming
>>69532070
now he is calling out bambose
so yeah brain damage
>>69532067
Idk m8, get a better one
>>69532069
he isn't fit to ask basic questions to adrenaline filled men pumped from beating another man up
Shit, son, all my keks
Get that man a S&C coach
>>69532083
What does shooting pistols at an indoor range feel like
>>69532073
adhd isn't real
>>69532080
Yeah fuck that goof
Pussy is too scared to bang and ruin that pretty face
>>69532082
She's usually more pumped up, her being preggers probably isn't helping
>tfw all i need now is ben ngyuen to win and i get $200
pls based reddit
>>69532083
he has hand model tier finger nails
>>69532103
like your fbi
>>69532103
no idea i lost that ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''right''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>69532114
who is that boy
I'll sacrifice one of /heems/ burgers to see nguyen get btfo
>>69532114
Smolka is soft reddit man will make quick work of him
That post fight interview was kek
oh boy, let's listen to it again.
>>69532103
Freedom, you filthy commie.
what's up /heem/, I missed all the cards last week because I was on vacation, but its good to be back with you guys. how have the prelims been so far? I just saw Alveys sub.
First reply decides what is used to goof the predictions with
Will smilen sam alvey ever stop Smilen?
lol bisbing damage controlling right now
What did Bisping just say about Alvey
>>69532126
You'll do nothing
A CUTE!
Bisbong vs Alvey for the belt after Bisbong heems Hendo
THE KING IS GONNA BEAT GRAMPY CHAMPY YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
>>69532103
expensive and loud
a popular place for suicides too
AY BUDDEH DONT COME IN TOO CONFIDENT
>>69532114
smolkas gonna win friend, what was your parlay?
>>69532146
SHOOK
>>69532146
He'll never sniff da fooken title yeh
>>69532155
suicide is for pussies
>>69532147
bet you feel like a powerful patriot defending your fat countrymen. i'd heem you all at once
>>69532146
Said that Alvey is batshit crazy if he thinks he's getting a title shot any time soon, said he got the easiest submission victory possible against a guy who was having his UFC debut
>>69532138
Fuck off, Canada! Nobody likes you guys!
>>69532127
I think you'd be surprised motherfucker
>>69532114
such a pretty boy
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>Mon visage when dejavu
>Mon visage when I just experienced a scene I dreamt about 7 or 8 years ago
>>69532176
we will soon see
>>69532114
>>69532127
smolka and ben are both reddit, they were chatting to each other the other day there
reddit vs reddit
>>69532222
Just figured I'd give you an authentic /heem/ welcome back.
>>69532186
BLACKED
is this girl going to make that fucking noise every punch she throws? stfu bitch.
