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>on all levels except physical, I'm the best player of the last 20 years
>[TSUUU]
>"It bothers me when it's said that Madrid is struggling because Cristiano is struggling. It feels like you are after me,"
>"If everyone was at my level, perhaps
we would be in first place."
>TSU
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>People being on CR7's side only lasted 3 days
kek
LET ME SCORE
REEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>69515321
I don't get it
>>69515324
>People
It's just one autistic american samefagging
>>69515324
they are pathetic kek
>>69515217
would you look at that, my nigga Ronaldo didn't quit or whine like a little bitch
Can Messhit even compete?
t-tsu
>reminder you will never be as happy and proud for youself and your country as Cristiano Ronaldo was in July 10th 2016 in Paris
>>69515349
Autistic Mexican-American Messi dickrider humor.
If you don't get it your the better for it.
>>69515365
t. alberto barbosa
>>69515367
>I have to bandwagon Portugal because 7-1
I pity you hues
WHY CANT WE PLAY MALMO EVERY DAY
>>69515376
>*ptchoooo*
>wasted
>>69515217
really makes you think
>They're just jealous because I'm rich, handsome, and a good player
>TSU
GOATS
>reminder that Ronaldo will always be revered in his country for being the captain and biggest figure in their first ever major tournament win
>>69515265
>Ronaldo
3 x English champion
>Suarez
0 x English champion
Like FIFA will ever give the ballon d'or to Suarez.
>yfw Ronaldo and his son had the same view of the Euro 2016 Finals
>>69515428
>this is it
>this is my moment
>i'll finally prove Im better than ronaldo
far way you can hear
uuuuuuuu
the cries and screams come nearer and near
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
my mind wanders and i cannot think as it comes closer and closer
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
from my failures springs ronaldo
TSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRz3N9lJ9jw
>yfw you'll never be as loved as this man is
EXPOSED: the thread
>get to the final and dont play
>your obsessed fans insist you deserve MVP BEST IN DA LAND award for your brave cheerleader
It would be like giving Chicken Parm the MVP because he was muh leader on the bench while the Broncs won one for da land. Top fucking kek at these semen slurpers
>don't play
>HE WON THE EURO
my sides
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>>69515525
It will all be alright, let it all out anon.
>>69515454
>ignoring Eder the man who bailed out Moortugal or that goalkeeper and pretending you singlehandedly won
That's just sad and fucked up.
>le miss 15 sitters and don't play in the final but I still "won" the euro man
truly the greatest feat in sports
Bookies already have Ronaldo as the odds on favorite to win the ballon d'or.
Get ready for TSUUUUU 2: Revenge of TSUUUUU
Portugal won. Portugal are champions. That's it. Suck a dick you fucking faggots KEK
Reminder that ronaldo has never been and will not in the future be mentioned in the same sentence as the likes of pele, maradona, cruyff, or zidane unlike messi. No one compares messi to ronaldo, only the other way around.
>>69515377
"happy and proud for yourself. FULL STOP"
Ronaldo "Where are the fucking cameras!? HAVE to take shirt off NOW"
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>>69515638
Sorry mate, I think your bait is getting stale. Looks like the fishies don't like the taste anymore.
You've had a good 5 hour run though.
>Remove Ronaldo
>win
really makes u think
congratulations on a great tournament, Pepe, Rui Fernando, Eder, Sanches, Nani, and Willien. You've done your country proud
and congratualtions to Carvalho for getting that win in the final and being the only player to be there from 2004 :)
Burgerbro, stop it, you're embarrassing us.
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>when you miss a few sitters against Iceland, look like a fucking fool on social media, the Icelandic federation repeatedly blows you the fuck out, you miss a penalty against Austria, and you're about to be eliminated unless you tsu
>>69515690
I caused a burger-meltdown so mission accomplished.
Important to keep in mind: Europeans, by their very nature, lack any leadership abilities. Centuries of paying taxes to monarchs have stripped them of their ability for independent thought. They are a stock most fit for mining ores and building fancy cars- which is to say, give them instructions and they will follow.
Given this, it should be unsurprising that they are amazed when they see one of their own non-noble citizens displaying some signs of "leadership"- screaming, petulant anger, egomaniac. These are what their rulers have long displayed, so they respect those behaviors and see them as leadership.
You have to really analyze the shriveled and warped mind of your average European to understand why they praise Ronaldo.
This white man from Madeira won the final by himself, his Portuguese team of mercenaries did nothing
>Eder (born Bissau, Guinea-Bissau)
>Nani (born Praia, Cape Verde)
>Pepe (born Maceió, Brazil)
>William Carvalho (born Luanda, Angola)
>Danilo (born Bissau, Guinea-Bissau)
>Adrien Silva (born Angoulême, France)
>Cedric (born Singen, Germany)
>Raphaël Guerreiro (born Le Blanc-Mesnil, France)
>Anthony Lopes (born Givors, France)
fucking shitskins
good thing Ronaldo won all on his own
>>69515759
>burger-meltdown
sounds tasty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z_o7BYniNc
;)
>>69515759
Yeah he's really going all out, I hope he doesn't hurt himself because of this.
>>69515836
poor pantsguy
Good thread, OP
>>69515365
Don't stop believing, friend
>>69515447
2016 GOAT year for sports
Never forget
>>69515407
Kek, thought the exact same thing
Ronaldo is current world record holder for free kick attempts without a goal at 51
He has taken 36 free kick attempts at Euros and WC and has scored 0 goals
He has taken over 120 shots in the Euro + WC, 41 more than second placed Thiery Henry, and has only 3 world cup goals (Iran, North Korea, Ghana) and 8 Euro goals (Platini scored 8 in one tournament)
>doesn't even play final, team wins without him
>>69515454
Portugal start playing well for the first time in the entire tournament as soon as Ronaldo walks off the field
>TSU GOAT TSU GOATS CAPTAIN OF HIS COUNTRY
At some point you have to understand that football is a team sport, not a Ronaldo sport.
>>69515843
The little fella will tucker himself out in a few hours...
>>69515958
m8 Ronaldo did everything, his Aura helped Portugal and WILLED them to win, Jebbadiah said so.
Literally impossible to be this autistic
>>69516006
He's been posting the same shit for 5 hours. He's broken.
>>69515656
Indeed. You don't need to know anything about football to recognize that Messi's skill is vastly superior. Messi's crazy runs across half the field can be compared to Maradona's. Ronaldo has never achieve anything of the like. He is a great player, but he's no Messi.
Reminder when we go to coach our little kid leagues to tell little billy to shoot this way because the greatest player in the history of the sport shoots this way
>>69515778
Wow, I've lived here for a few years now, but didn't know the American inferiority complex had gotten this bad.
Autism-burger is now deleting his posts.
LOL
>>69516049
this assblasted messidrone has now been raging for hours
it's glorious
>>69515217
I have no idea why my fellow Americans, in general, hate Ronaldo so much.
It can't just be because he's a "pretty boy," since most of the country loves, e.g., Tom Brady. And he's not as much of a diver anymore, and much less so than anybody on Barcelona bar Messi, but Barca is probably the most popular team in America right now.
>>69516107
Messi cucked autismo.
>mfw this is outdated by about 30 more attempts by now
muh sharpshooter stance
>>69515217
hahaha CAMPEÕES DA EUROPA, chupa-mos filho
da puta
>>69516165
>being this mad
it's ok patel
>>69516215
Nice metldown.
>before the final
>pic
>after the final
>RONALDO GOAT GOAT GOAT GOATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
So many meltdowns on /sp/ lately, first that guy who went on a +100 egg related post spree because /sp/ made fun of him for disliking runny yolks, now this.
>>69515217
>implying missing that shoot didn't give us the Euro
>>69516191
>chupa-mos
what did he mean
>when you're deeply terrified of moths
reminder
>>69516304
Team Valor tho amirite?
>>69515859
>Yuropeans and American Outlels will defend this
>Amerifat trying this hard to be relevant.
>>69516115
>most of the country loves Tom Brady
Lol wut
This is objectively false
>>69515859
This is embarrassing.
>>69516486
It's literally one guy autisming the fuck out over and over again.
>>69515859
i don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
Had he scored that penalty they would have played against England instead of Croatia. It was all part of his plan.
>>69515217
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>69516545
The 3-3 was enough for them to play against Engand, it was Iceland that fucked up scoring in 90+4 in their game
> this is the guy who show off his "FIFA Club world champion" badge to fucking Cordoba
> this is the same guy who reply to critics saying " people hate me because because I'm beautiful, rich & a great player"
Why do retards keep saying Ronaldo didn't play? He played for around 30 minutes of the final and a bit of that time he was forcing himself after getting his knee injured. They would've never been in the final without him too
what did he mean by this
>>69516645
Because fellow leaf... they are retarded.
>>69516639
>people hurt my feelings when they make me jealous so ill try and make them the bad guy
Americucks are the worst
>>69516645
>completely outplay France and win the euro trophy without Ronaldo
>struggle against iceland, poland, etc with ronaldo
really makes u think
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>>69515217
No baguettes to fuck yourself with in the USA frog?
Try this trick: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmd4OLzhQw0
reminder you watch this sport
>>69516671
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>69516671
NIGGA JUST STANDING THERE LIKE JEESUS
>>69516115
>most of the country loves, e.g., Tom Brady
Masshole detected
>>69516115
I don't really care about this cocksucking sport but that has to be the best goal ever.
>>69516699
>completely outplay france
Can you at least use facts when you shitpost. Did you even watch the fucking game? Poland aren't a bad team either so why is that a bad thing?
>>69516766
Far from it my friend
>>69516681
underrated
imagine having to practice with him while he does awkward gay shit and you have to force a smile so you don't get kicked off the team
>>69516766
No, but still an amazing display of supreme ability.
>>69516832
Kek, watch some Canadian defend this.
"no, no, this is how real men act, donchaknow"
Imagine a guy so conceited and self-centered that he literally spends more time getting ready than you and has to go to Madame Tussaud's to fix his wax sculpture's hair. He then calls you on the phone to see if you can make it to his mother's birthday but by then you're already cucking him with the actor from The Hangover and you break up (finally) so you don't have to put up with his diva shit anymore
>>69516832
Quaresma laughing like "haha but srsly nigga that's weird stop now pls"
>>69516832
no, no, this is how real men act, donchaknow
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>>69516832
Y u mad tho? Cuz we're the champions?
>they made a statue of him in his home island of Medeira with a gigantic bulge to make him happy
>it still gets vandalized with Messi supporters in the middle of the ocean
top kek
>>69516900
Y u mad tho? Cuz hes clearly more accomplished than you?
>>69516960
Y u mad tho? Cuz you don't have a statue?
>a country with sports leagues that banned celebrating scoring gets triggered by a chad that dedicated his life to something like no footballer ever before and likes to brag and be cocky
Why am I not surprised?
>when you get caught by paparazzi on your gay party boat off the coast of France so your publicist sends some strippers after a few days after a bunch of people call you gay on social media
>you then proceed to fuck it up by dancing like this in front of them
>>69516900
>cucking
>chadiano ronaldo
Pick one m8
>>69517013
Y u mad tho? Cuz u have no yacht?
>1,85m (6'1)
>still mentally shorter than a medically treated dwarf
>>69517090
Lol u mad he's taller than you?
>this mad as hell Portuguesefag posting pictures of cheetas or leopards
Lmfao. What an autist, legit lmao
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDgf4GVBpVA/
>that music
reminder
>>69517133
>implying he's not banting the shit out of him.
Holy shit and I thought I was autistic. This burgerfriend is something else.
>>69517133
>calling others autistic
>doesn't know what a leopard is
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>banter
>this much asspain
Keep up the good work, OP.
>one in october
>one in march
reminder he's been hiding a homosexual relationship for quite some time
>>69517251
Eu sou campeão turista de merda. Aposto que es da que perdeu com o dentista.
>>69517133
>doesn't know what a leopard is
sudokku por favor
>Ronaldo's participation in Madrid's play is constantly decreasing. And this season has been the worst of all. In other games, too, he's failed to reach 40 touches. It happened against Malaga (37), Eibar (38) and Rayo Vallecano (38). He wasn't much more involved against Granada (41). During the Final against Atletico, Ronaldo only touched the ball 27 times.
but he's the GOAT
and he won the Euro without playing
give him the balloon!
>>69517281
>Eu
Que patético. Estou fora. És um triste. Volta para o Reddit, amigo.
>>69517309
Esqueci-me de dizer. Sou tri-campeão também!
Doà muito esse cu?
>>69517252
why does he hide it at this point?
>don't play in final
>team wins without you
>can't even say team is weak anymore
>they literally proved you wrong
>but it's ok because you can grab the trophy for them and take pictures
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Y u mad tho?
>>69515343
What the actual fuck
Your parents must be proud of you, OP
Holy shit! This nigger has an actual collection dedicated to Ronaldo.
Are you sure you're not the homosexual here bro?
>>69517393
O que é o reddit tho?
>>69517403
>mfw op furiously masturbates to ronaldo every night before crying himself to sleep
>one league title in 8 (eight years)
>Donaldo's time in Madrid has been the most unsuccessful domestic era in Real Madrid's history since the 50's
>couldn't even win a CL until Bale came
>did nothing in 2 finals for your club
>Ramos outscores you
>in your country's final, you don't even get to play
>they still win without you
JUST
Note - the same assblasted Burger has been spamming anti-Ronaldo shit for six hours straight.
>>69517252
>hiding
Payet is technically superior to Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo and Neymar.
>Autism - the thread.
>>69517350
he's probably gay with a lot of men, not just Badir
>>69517431
Keep going. I have enough cheetahs until this thread 404's
>>69517540
I will in a few hours, first I need to wait until some frogs wake up so they can join or else i'll look autistic on my own
>>69517563
Are you gay?
>>69517563
Dude, you've been melting down for the last six hours.
You don't need any help looking autistic, you're there.
>>69517563
You are on your own.
>>69515343
desu Higuain was ball hog when he played at Madrid
>>69517563
>look autistic
this is like saying michael jordan "looks like a black person"
>>69517229
Actually an autist would be very adamant about what was a leopard and what wasn't. They'd probably call out other people for not knowing the difference. Oh! Will you look at that!
>>69515295
Is he seriously mad because he couldn't kick it in himself. I've never seen this in any sport ever.
>>69517993
it's like Chad ocho cinco when they wouldn't throw it to him
Okay I'll attempt a translation here. I don't speak Portuguese
>>69517281
This faggot is a shit tourist. He's sad that he has lost to a team of dentists.
>>69517309
>He
How pathetic. You're crazy. It's sad. Go back to Redit, friend.
>>69517349
That's what I'm saying. You triple-faggot as well! Do you want to fuck me in the ass?
Did I get it right lads?
>>69517503
I like where you're going, although you are completely wrong. Post arguments in form of webms and videos.
>>69517540
So that's what you're aiming for, huh?
>>69517563
>waiting for frogs
I'm right here buddy. Fun to see Portuguese autists having trouble handling the counter-banter.
>>69518057
Nah. A lot of work to do.
>>69515295
how can a teammate do this
Holyshit this amerifat is buttblasted
>>69519008
her ass would be nicer if her thighs weren't massive
>>69515447
I think Messi lifted a few trophies this year though
>>69519017
>her ass would be nicer if her thighs weren't massive
>if her thighs weren't massive
mate I think you just might be one of them faggots
>>69515447
>Ronaldo
>doesn't even play
>Lebron
>literally passes to Irving to seal the game with the 3
two biggest frauds in sport
>>69519052
here you go gayboy, this seems to be to your liking
>>69519062
that dude has nice legs
no homo
>>69516440
fuck off and stay fuck off. team mystic4lyfe. valor is for 13 year olds
>>69515343
Wow what a colossal faggot.
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>>69515343
>score in American sport
>All your teammates rush over and congratulate you, basking in the glory of the collective team effort
>score in divegrass
>Captain throws a tantrum because his thunder is stolen and he couldn't statpad
no wonder only rich white girls want to play this shit.
Tsu-shirt please
>>69519008
its ok bro, the soreness won't last forever
>>69515613
That's wasn't a sitter you fucking nigger. Hitting a volley coming from over your shoulder is very difficult. Sure, you'd expect Ronaldo to hit that, but it's not like it's an easy shot to make.
Buger has been on meltdown for over 8 hours now.
That's dedication to autism.
He's such a mangina, holy shit!
>>69515656
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
>TALKING
>FOOTBALL
Pele, Maradona, Cruyff or Mess are GOAT contenders. Zidane? Go back to hockey.
>>69516115
Is Tom Brady the Cristiano Ronaldo of American Football?
>>69516115
>score an equalizer against Hungary
>celebrate like you just won the World Cup
Small person mentality desu senpai.
>>69515691
kek
>>69519211
it's downright impressive at this point
>>69517133
:not knowing the difference between a cheetah and a leopard
nigga i thought portuguese people were african, you should be ashamed
>>69516115
>miss 8 sitters against Iceland and Austria, including a penalty
>single handedly put your team in a fucking hole
>b-but at least i saved them against hungary (B team)!!!
>struggle again in the knockout stages
>get to the final
>injury happens
>they play better than you
>they win without you
>you look worthless
>"what s-should i do.."
*light bulb flashes*
>TAKE OFF MY SHIRT AND YELL TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>GIVE ME THAT FUCKING CAPTAINS ARM BAND BACK
>WHERE ARE THE CAMERAS!@! TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>miss 8 sitters against Iceland and Austria, including a penalty
>b-but at least i saved them against hungary (B team)!!!
>struggle again in the knockout stages
>they play better than you
>>69519379
>scores against Wales
>assists against Wales
>Involved in 6 out of 9 goals for the team
>that flag
We are now on hour 9 of the autism meltdown.
>Pepe is a defensive powerhouse
>Éder is a tremendous help to the team
>Rui PatrÃcio is a god damn wall that makes over half a dozen great saves
>Ronaldo gets injured a third of the game in and then serves as a supporter
Who deserves the most praise here, /sp/? Who? Because, in case you aren't aware, Ronaldo is somehow getting all of the fucking praise.
>>69519595
ronaldo, he single handedly won the trophy for them from the sideline. He didn't even have to play to win, that's how great he is.
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>>69519429
>scoring against Wales is an accomplishment
>>69519626
he obviously used some sort of telekinesis to help portugal win.
>>69519657
Tranaferring messis meme magic he attained from fucking on the side
>>69515343
Did he actually tackle his own teammate?
>>69519675
He didn't really tackle him, but he completely blocked his path.
what they want you to read:
>Ronaldo led portugal to European championship glory and is now the all-time goalscorer in the championship, as well as winning the Champions League with Real Madrid scoring 16 goals in the competition
what they won't report
>sanches saved him against poland
>quaresma was there to tap it in when he failed against croatia
>eder scored the winning goal
>ronaldo literally did not even play 90% of the final and put portugal in a pit missing a handful of shots and penalty
>scored 16 goals against malmo, roma, shaktar, wolfsburg, did nothing against manchester city or atletico
>Ramos yet again had to score for him, just like in 2014
fine, it's obvious you can't do it alone.
it's obvious when Ronaldo has failed to show up, he has still won thanks to his teammates. There's always a fucking defender or some black guy there to score for him when he goes invisible or doesn't even play. It's the cruel narrative of this things we call 'life'. The fucking bad guy just keeps getting away with it.
>>69519776
Don't forget Rui PatrÃcio being a great goal keeper and making all the best saves.
>asshurt Penaldofags ITT
good thread OP
>>69519776
Why do you care so much if he's the bad guy? Who are you? The good guy police?
This thread is nonsense from start to finish.
lmao@the sad life of the messibabbies in this thread desu
it's fucking over
he "won"
and it wouldn't be bad if he played and scored and actually earned it.
but the raging faggot didn't even play, t
hat's the horrid part,
and he gets more praise than ever
it's done
>>69519776
10 hours of butthurt.
OP has been posting non-stop cry posting about Ronaldo and its been a glorious meltdown.
Sad to see it end in suicide. God bless autism burger of Ronaldo hate, god bless.
this is one of the best threads I have ever seen
>being this butthurt
international trophies:
goatnaldo : 1
messhit : 0
no amount of mental diarrhea can change that
enjoy, gg, wp
>>69519879
naah.. he will continue to piss himself everytime anyone makes a cristiano thread.
>>69519887
We are witnessing an American have a mental breakdown because Ronaldo had a better year than Messi.
MUH SIDES.
>>69519940
>an American
most likely an Argentinian immigrant there, like cockroaches they seem to adapt to every climate.
>>69515343
Ronaldo was in the right here, Chokeguain shoulda just gave it to him, instead he chokes it away. Any excuse has to be made for chokeguain.
>>69519956
ok, raùl.
>>69519793
Goalies were pretty good this tournament in general.
wtf i hate ronaldo now
fox deportes correspondent here
wtf i hate ronaldo now
>>69515458
Suarez played for liver shit
Ronaldo played for the biggest club in the world
>CL semi-finals
>Cristiano doesn't play with a leg injury
>a poll is made 'who is the best player for this leg"
>Cristiano by 20%
marketing wizard
http://www.marca.com/futbol/champions-league/2016/04/29/5722f207ca47417c348b464e.html
let me guess
he wins Ballon d'Or for not playing in the final and completely disappearing the late stages of CL
>>69519327
Bloody vermin they're everywhere. Pls go away. Our cleaning process has begun...
what did he mean
>>69517426
Fuck off with your shit chitas.
Learn to banter, not a complete tool.
Fuck.
>>69515295
JUST
>>69515343
deserves to get Gino Smith'd in the locker room desu
>>69515922
literally JUST
>>69515376
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>69515922
Why were the Germans only putting one man in the wall at such a small distance?
>>69520104
why is he so obsessed with being tan? notice how every man he touches in the ass or penis is always darker than him
>>69515691
Ronaldo played in '04
>>69521337
are you implying Ronaldo even played that final? 15 minutes and then some walking around doesn't mean he played
that's like saying I lost my virginity when I went over to the girls place, fingered her vagina, she got wet, and as I put the condom on i unexpectedly came and she kicked me out of her house laughing at me
>>69521222
They knew meme magic would make Penaldo hit the wall anyway.
>>69515922
he's actually a lot worse player now than he was at utd
>>69515349
It's hard to explain but I'll try.
The goal thingy, I don't know the word for it in english, has 2 poles or posts and whenever a football player does nothing at all in a match but instead just remains at the mouth of the goal thingy trying to score an easy goal we call them, the 3rd post\pole.
So the image implies that Ronaldo is the 3rd post of the goal thingy.
>>69521406
Guess I'm still pure then, welp.
>>69516900
>Cucking him. lol.
>>69519776
23 people team, you expect all the goals, saves and passes to come from ronaldo.
>Americans.
I wake up and he's still at it, this is downright impressive.
What is even going on in this thread?
>>69519595
Rui Patricio literally stole that game.
>Estou?
>Sim, OP é um fagote.
>>69522496
>um fagote
Case dismissed.
>>69522496
HAHAHAHAH
>>69515859
Holy fuck what a pussy
Someone ought to break his fucking jaw
>>69521597
>>69521406
are you virgin if penis tip entered bagina once?
>>69520544
how the fuck did he get up so high? Looks like he is legit floating here
>>69516324
Audible kek
>>69522756
Dude amazing athlete omg jump higher than basketball player om
Shame none of that shit matters, and Messi will always be the better footballer.
>>69522671
Aren't you a tough guy.
>>69522773
the fuck are you talking about Hanz?
>>69522790
Not me mate I'm a pussy
But seriously how the fuck do players not get in fights over this shit?
A grown ass man is rolling on the ground screaming and crying to try to draw a penalty.
Is this acceptable in Europe?
>>69522790
Pretty sure he could take you. Portugal is full of lesbians apparently.
>>69522804
Bonaldo was hyped by Spanish media as being a goat athlete by doing stupid tests on TV
It was posted here
>u le mad??? XDDD
>no u mad
this thread is worse than reddit
>>69522829
are you a manlet like Messi? You're awfully upset about this.
>>69522908
S-stop this isn't about me
>>69515859
Kek'ed
>>69515295
> y-you stole my kill
>>69522918
>stuttering
I'm cringing here my man
>>69516900
>>69522141
>her husband's son
how will this slut ever recover
>>69523016
is Irina Shayk the biggest female cuck of all time?
>>69522141
>girls
riiight
>>69516304
Let's vote, see if we can turn it around.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10541640
http://www.strawpoll.me/10541640
http://www.strawpoll.me/10541640
>>69517540
me on the left bottom
>>69520544
Portuguese space programm
>semen slurpers went on and on about their glorious team sport
divegrass is so embarrassing. how does one become mad at their team scoring.
why is he so gay bros
>>69515343
Ronaldo had a better angle to the ball and the goal than Chokegauin you faggot
>>69515447
fucking based
the year meme faggots were BTFO
>>69522804
Ronaldo jumps more than your NBA player
>>69517993
ronaldo is a notorious stad padder
>>69519915
that is true to some extend,but in reality no one had any expectations on cristiano or portugal while all eyes where on messi, is a different kind of pressure
>>69524992
what? Ronaldo had a monstrous task compared to Messi
If anything this just shows how ronaldo is a much well rounded player than that faggot little midget
>>69519595
>Ronaldo somehow getting all of the fucking praise
Nobody praises him
>>69519379
KEK
>>69519666
The moths did this tbqh.
>This thread
God job OP
>>69519202
Zidane or Baggio would have netted that desu
Wow portuguese people are really that cancerous and retarded. Impressive.
>>69515859
embarrassing
>2010 wc extra time
>2014 wc extra time
>2015 ca penalties
>2016 euro extra time
>star player gets more attention for winning when he doesn't play
how do we fix this shit
>Americans posting shit about footy
How do we fix this shit?
>>69526045
really makes u think
Truly a semen slurping sport
>>69515237
>yfw this was a weekly occurence at man u but no one will remember because everyone here is 12 yrs old
>>69515454
In the world desu, this faggots kids can stay memeing but 20 years from now everyone will know Donald is GOAT
>>69515656
Zidane has already said cristiano is better than him, stay mad ASSBLASTED faggotkek
>>69522141
>implying they were actually a couple
There is an opinion that she was his cover and I guess he gave her some brand recognition. It was all a clever ploy!
>>69515403
>>69515343
>>69515295
>striker really cares about scoring goals
>people hate him for it
dTeBsHu you just can't handle the idea that someone has passion for something
If Ronaldo came out as gay, would the Portugese hate him for turning their one point of modern international pride into a faggot?
>>69527817
she was obviously paid
we have an athlete here called Aaron Rodgers who is also gay and hires a model to be his girlfriend for publicity
>>69515343
>Deliberately sabotages Chokeguain so he doesn't have the confidence playing for Argentina
4DFOOTBALL
>>69522756
looks like he uses Benzema as a step ladder for an extra boost. very nice to see he doesnt care he planted his cleats into his team mates back.
>>69517358
>mexico vs Portugal.webm
>ronaldo tries to make the sport a bit less semen slurping
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Butthurt American Messifags will always be mad that Ronaldo has won an international trophy
Feels good man
>>69522756
looks identical to the injury Neymar received at the world cup. Ronaldo is a piece of shit.
>>69526302
>>69519202
>>69515613
baggio in fact did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFSgAy9Mnxw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbC7LbZhZlw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owN0W1c90zw
In fact many goals he scored at Brescia were of this kind because he had Pirlojust lobbing the ball to him from behind
>>69528848
even higuain did it at the copa last month
off a beautiful Messi pass
too bad higuain literally has rabies in his brain during final
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ3WoeOzdj0
>>69528919
it's not really comparable to baggio's goals.
Higuain slightly diverts the direction of the ball, Baggio stops it or makes it go in another direction. It takes considerably more skill.
I mean look at this shit, it looks like magic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L01KZJOT0WQ
>>69515343
>>69515859
How is this shit even allowed?
>>69515376
>>69515613
>>69516052
>>69517090
hahahaha
>>69515796
>man from Madeira won the final by himself,
you are american and you know geography burgerboy? im amazed
>mfw this faggot threw his captains armband on the ground and then ran back after 120 minutes desperately out of breath trying to put it back on for the cameras
>>69522756
He clearly climbed on his teammate's back
He probably saw that shit in a Captain Tsubasa episode and decided to test it
really makes u think
>>69538578
>so butthurt he has to resurrect his own hate thread that was dead on page 5.
>>69515796
>Silva
>Soares
>Guerreiro
>be /sp/
>make fun of countries that play with player with other ethnicities other than their own
>ethnically Portuguese players born in other countries play for Portugal
>make fun of Portugal either way
Wow, I've been out of footy for 2 years now and Messi and Ronaldo both look like jokes now.
Time for new GOATs.
>>69538729
They always looked like jokes 2bh, Sergei.
>>69528468
hes on another level
>>69538729
past goats were goats for goating on international teams, now goats are goats for goating on elche and hull city
Ronaldo saved Portugal during the qualification and his goals saved Portugal from going through the groupstage.
>>69528848
And how often did Baggio fail to do it?
Fucker couldn't even get in a penalty during the final
>>69515447
Djokovic should be there too
>>69515503
>>69515428
sad desu
>GOAT
>2 kids
>childhood wife
>she still looks like this after two babies
penaldo fags on suicide watch
>>69516165
Is that Messis bird sitting on Ronaldos knee?
>>69548871
She looks like a disinterested babysitter while two autistic children play in the water.
>>69517358
Fucking cucked
>>69519136
>score in American sport
>All your teammates rush over and congratulate you, basking in the glory of the collective team effort
That's because they're gay as a requirement of being american.
Nice thread OP but when are we gonna talk about Messi criminal record?
>>69519136
>scores in american sport
>everyone dabs or do some meme dance
fixed that for you
>>69521222
Because Ronaldo was kicking it?
>>69522805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVM334qdq9o
worse than cristiano
>>69515859
I remember this game. Abate made him his bitch. He did the same with Bale and countless wingers. Underated right back. If he could cross he would be considered the best in the world.
this thread is full of salt
>>69557463
Agreed, I'm just enjoying the butthurt on both sides
