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>13JUL, Wednesday
Columbus Crew vs Toronto FC, 7pm
NYRB vs Orlando CIty, 7:30
Chicago Fire vs Sporting KC, 8:30
Portland Timbers vs Montreal Impact, 10:30
Seattle Sounders vs FC Dallas, 10:30
Vancouver Whitecaps vs Real Salt Lake, 10:30
>Alt-Tab
www.nasl.com/schedule
www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedules
www.nwslsoccer.com/schedule/2016-schedule
>Old Threads
>>69482821
>>69362211
haha retirement league haha
>>69504324
>league where players don't have to worry about dying of disease
How's your day going, Brazil?
dang, it does keep dying doesn't it
>>69504324
kek MLS is better than Brasileirão and it's snail paced matches.
nobody gives a crud
Hard to keep interested when your team sucks Midwest cock all season.
I muted Earthquakes Twitter account after they literally asked us to vote a shot that bounced off the post as the save of the week. No, you fucking sluts, this organization is a joke. Stop funding Twitter bantz and Reddit shills and fix this fucking team.
You keep dying overnight because your meme minor league is garbage and no one cares about it.
>>69505725
scum jose btfo keke
feels fucking amazing mang
>>69505725
>Muh ultras
At least you have your ethics.
>the internets lists wednesdays games as "week 19"
>saturdays games are "week 20"
What the actual fuck, a/sp/ergers.
>white soccer Twitter complaining about how MLS doesn't just shill out for Mexicans
>They're also complaining about the "conditions" NWSL teams have
I fucking hate these cucks
How do we get rid of them?
>>69506510
Stuck with them nigga, cry some more lel
>>69506510
>cucks who just want shit paid for
So basically words have no meaning anymore.
UNION
N
I
O
N
>>69507791
NO
O
>>69508406
>being this butthurt
>>69508593
NO YOU ARE
O
Y
O
U
A
R
E
>mfw im going to have to bump this shit for you guys every night again
>Soon
Soon
>>69509159
>thread gets bumped
>but it's by a soonposter
I am conflicted about this.
>>69509941
getting in here and posting about stuff would easily prevent the need for bumps tbqh.
>Soon: me edition
>>69510335
>getting in here and posting keeps the thread from dying
Whoa there, buddy, let me write that down.
>>69510335
You're alright except for shitposting about stadium concessions and turf.
>SOURCES: @RayoOKC in talks with Mexican defender Jonny Magallón. #RayoOKC
>SOCCER... A person close to the negotiations has confirmed that Mexican star Omar Bravo will be presented as the newest @RailHawksFC player
How can MLels even compete? When will gulati realize that NASL domination is inevitable?
>>69510851
I like you too NASLshill. Please keep going
>tfw the bad guys are below the red line
>>69510851
>34 year old defender
>36 year old go forward who has already been in MLS
>>69510955
And drogba and fat frank is 38, slippy g is 37. What's your point?
>>34 year old defender
>what is galaxy and half of MLels defenders
Literally who?
>>69510815
its called Drogba repellant
>Soon
idratherhavegrassthotbh
>>69509934
your one cowtown will get something soon?
WEDNESDAY GAEMS
Hard on you Crew
Sunday Games:
>Portland Timbers vs. Seattle Sounders, 2:30 p.m. (Fox)
>Montréal Impact vs. New York City FC, 5:00 p.m. (ESPN)
>Philadelphia Union vs. New York Red Bulls, 7:00 p.m. (Fox Sports 1)
>teams only cover like four media markets
>decide to nationally televise these games
MLS deserves its fate. Eastern Conference a shit, West of Mississippi league when??
>>69515000
>trips checked
Philly and NY are different media markets, as are Portland and Seattle, so no idea what you're on about there.
NY has two teams in every other league so why the fuck are you suddenly complaining now?
>tfw above Sounders.
It's going to happen, lads. 2020. St. Louis
>>69515260
Moving to LA, 2021
>>69515722
Based. Feed me more teams, you flyover shits
>>69515837
Can't wait for the next earthquake to destroy LA
>>69515905
mad as fuck flyover kek
>>69515966
Nope not really, I will be laughing when you are crushed by your own rubble and sinking into the ocean with all the shitty teams
>>69516243
>oceanfront beach Nevada team for when California falls into the ocean
Fuck yeah Las Vegas Lakers.
>>69515000
>Montreal vs Toronto is never a nationally televised game
I want off this fucking ride.
>>69515722
KEKE
>tfw another game to lose this week
>>69517874
Nationally televised in which nation?
>>69518564
If my teams mascot was a marketing ploy, I'd shoot myself, too.
>Los Angeles Dr Peppers
>Detroit Ford F-150's
>Phoenix Taco Bells
>>69518569
The one that matters
>>69518587
>the Internet Retarded Post-It Posters
>>69518623
I think they play in the midwest.
>America
>Fuck yeah
Who ya got later today, gents?
>Geiger show on Friday
Will this meme ever end /mls/?
>>69518948
Literally who
>>69519033
Nah.
Finally, matches and no tourneys.
Streams when?
>in before insecure southern posters
>>69519414
when will they start?
>>69519414
>>69519427
h-hey t-thanks for bumping the thread
>Soon
actual games with actual teams >soon
>>69519445
>>69520002
That's wassup
TONIGHT
>NYCFC close to signing Luxembourg international CB, Maxime Chanot on a 2-year deal
Daily reminder that international slots don't fucking exist.
>>69523808
OH NO NOT LUXEMBOURG
why does all of am soc media guys have to be such cucks
more "muh black" guy writes an intentionally trolling article and every. single. one. of everyone retweets have and has comments on the article, and most of them are actually listening to it like its a proper argument.
even that token mexican who is like a 9gag troll has a say because all of these pasty white guys "respect his opinion" cause hes' an illegal.
wish the whole journalism base wasnt so horrible desu. but theres literally not one way of following mls day to day without coming across some of these people.
and you know there are a few people (like lalas) who probably wants to BTFO all these pathetic cucks, , except obviously in a liberal-dominated sea anyone different will be discriminated against, and alexi isn't "there" yet.
>Soon: based Trinidad BBC edition
>>69524522
Holy shit you guys, ATL is getting Kanye.
>>69523994
American fans of soccer are the worst
Just ignore them
Maybe one day the white guilt will take care of itself
>NOW
>>69524706
>America has cornered the market on white people
Um, no.
>>69524732
What?
>>69524706
I can't follow Tannenwald on twitter because of all the woman's soccer posts and his TV autism.
>Soon
>>69518564
Why can't they finish? REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69524925
i dont know why, i dont know how.
but tannenwald used to be my favorite
now so much womens soccer stuff, im sure he's not even like getting paid to cover it.
the womens soccer thing is also a meme, unironically covering NWSL
>>69527412
I still like him because of his raw autism though, but he tweets about so much lame shit.
Is he Canadian? He tweets about Canadian soccer alot.
bump
>puto
>>69528557
seriously fuck that guy. Even Garber had to call him out.
>>69528557
Dude is dumb. I haven't read the baseball article yet but the American soccer one is grasping at straws.
>>69515210
That's what they get for selling their best player and falling for le college diabetic kid meme
rent seeking &
attention whoring
sack of shit
>Soon
>>69528895
Along with the fact that Seattle is also a old team playing on turf
*barge intensifies*
Looks good to me.
>Bruce's scrappy 1 - 0 wins
Can't handle the suspense.
Who snitched?
>Bench: Roberts, Endoh, Hagglund, Chapman, Beitashour
>no gio
>no sacha
>no plata
>no larin
>no kaka
wew
>Soon
>>69530630
>No Kljestan
There goes another player on my fantasy team, not to mention the player I captained.
>>69531322
>making this shitty edit
>putting your name on it as if it was a sign of pride
jej
>>69529615
Comfy.
>>69531322
That's a nice "collar" you got there.
>Davis
>Duvall
>>69531403
This is the greatest post to ever come out of a soccer thread.
>>69531526
>ATL don't know about MUH SPHINCTER
>>69531599
that pic is probably from 2012-2013 when the first renderings were coming out
>>69531645
something's coming out, alright.
Who's streaming and which match?
>>69531772
Union-Crystal Palace friendly, although you have to sign up for their shitty site. I just used fake info
https://eagles.cpfc.co.uk/live-stream/
>Crew dominate possession
>Crew with more shots
>Tied 0-0 at half
>I know they are going to fuck it up
I want off this ride.
>>69531880
So your usual Ohio pro sports situation.
>>69531880
lel that photo is very poetic
HEY EVERYBODY WE'RE ALL GONNA GET LADE
>>69532119
Stop.
Yarmulke edition
Fedora edition
>>69532359
What section you in m8?
>>69532871
128
>I can smell your maple syrup from here!
Never change, Columbus.
>SWP
>>69533512
the response in the stadium to his awful mistakes were honestly so funny
>>69534333
That was disgraceful from him tonight like 4 attacks absolutely ruined.
>>69534571
>ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.jpg
>fire Heath
>score Zero (0) goals
>sign Zero (0) players in the transfer window
fucking why?
>>69534876
They actually fooled everyone into thinking that the FO knew what they were doing
>>69534571
whatever he's like a million years old
do you SEE this fedora/tuxedo vest combo like wtf>>69534333
>>69534887
the FO was good, then they fired mcdonagh and tried to hire that poortugal faggot.he was gone after a month or so. the fucking owner sucks complete cock.
>>69534876
lel
>Soon
easy 3 points for dallas at chicago, confirmed
lolwut
Oh my fucking god Techera blooter
>>69535144
I mean of course the hipsterest hipsters are RB fans not NYCFC because they actually liked soccer before it was cool
>>69535928
Isnt that the bitter irony of all of this
Stay jelly, boys.
>>69536336
only follow this team now and then because of based o'hara. so not jelly at all femanon
>>69536368
>tfw you will never kiss Kelley O'Hara's abs
god is mls really this shit
1st place getting rekt by last
>dont give excuses as "weak lineup"
>>69536567
>muh parity
>>69536409
fugg, time to kill myself then
>Dallas exposed by Houston and Seattle
Wew
>>69536728
>Dallas exposed
Stopped reading, and cheered.
SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY
FRIDAY MATCH
>LAG vs DYNAMO
SAT MATCH
>SIX OF 'EM
SUN MATCH
>THREE MORE, YO
Good night, /sp/.
Stay vigilant.
>SOLAR
>POWER
>EVER
>HOUR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UIj0BuAQJs
>>69537702
>e-every*
>Dallas 0 (zero) -Seattle 5
Fucking parity mang
Good job, anons.
Now dive.
>no matches until Friday
>hes never been to a supermeme draft
>>69543376
Looks like it one of those televangelist churches but with different banners.
>tfw matches tomorrow
>>69544517
the wacky airport hotel ballroom carpet isnt helping
>>69518783
Thats a pretty baller logo.
Got more ?
>Soon
>>69545348
This'd be the second best in the NWSL, imo.
In other news, Portland sign Lithuanian Vytautas Andriuškevičius
>>69545348
>>69545640
http://www.sportslogos.net/teams/list_by_league/202/National_Womens_Soccer_League/NWSL/logos/
>TONIGHT
>Soon: new steel edition
Job interview tomorrow lads. I'm finally going to escape the neet life
>>69546394
me too, good luck senpai
PHIL-A-DEL-PHI-A
>>69546413
Same to you. One of my biggest worries is I'll miss out on going to so many games. Not sure how I'll manage it.
>>69546449
DOOP
>>69546476
>miss out on games
If you can stream Premier League games at 3am, you can watch MLS on tape delay.
>>69547154
I got season tickets though.
skyline finally starting to fuckin fill in again
>Soon
>>69547259
Then tell your boss that. The whole "but they're nonrefundable!" seems to do well with bosses.
Alternatively, sell them to me.
>>69547427
the spire rises
>>69547427
Aww, that's cute. Atlanta thinks it's people.
>>69547515
You're a big building.
>>69547259
my deepest fear is missing out on any of the first ATL season at all. I have 2 season tix with dope seats.
>>69547515
AYYYY ATL Senpai wussup. Colony Square?
>Soon
Question.
Which of the states of New England is the best for soccer, and for fans of the MLS (Major League Soccer)?
>>69547587
How the shit do you mistake the High for Colony Square m8 are you an idiot
>>69548200
HARTFORD
A
R
T
F
O
R
D
>>69548200
Well clearly Connecticut because it's closest to NYC and far away from Boston
>>69548256
I never go to either lol. that would probably have been my next guess.
I thought tip of the grey building sticking up in the middle was the W on 14th street so I thought in order to have that view, you'd need to be looking from colony square but now that I think about which way 1180 Peachtree is facing....thats not possible.
>Soon
>>69548557
ayyyy
>USL President Edwards Eyes Further Expansion, D2 Jump
When will we finally get our God-given Division II status?
>>69549189
nasl is gonna get cucked.
which is too bad, wish there was actual competition between the divisions and not this mls2 crap and some fly by night division that stunts US soccer as a whole.
>>69535727
was at the match. Practically jumped onto the field. It was a strike.
>>69549189
>USL
>D2 jump
What the fuck are they now? NASL isn't even officially in the tiered system, I thought.
>>69549870
officially it's mls, nasl, usl,npsl
>tfw no qt afc anchorage to cheer for
jdimsa
Now that Dallas has been exposed...
>>69551728
People thought Dallas was good?
I was perfectly, someday.
there will be a city (or state) in the United States, which will only have professional team in the MLS (Major League Soccer)
a place in the United States without NFL, without MLB No (Major League Baseball) without NBA, And without NHL.
Only Major League Soccer (MLS)
>>69551745
No, but they weren't losing by 5 to the bottom bitch.
>>69551816
If only the Jazz would fold.
>>69551816
Just waiting for the Sharks to move to SFO.
>Portland in charge of sending one in
>>69551948
>>69551968
Columbus (Ohio) has the privilege of being a city with MLS (Major League Soccer)
but arrived Fucking The Blue Jackets to the city.
>>69552024
If you squint hard, you'll find multiple cities with the MLS + one team, sometimes even with a small arena time, nothing else out in an open stadium like soccer.
As the MLS is still a growth league, there is ZERO financial sense in putting a team in a city by itself, they will only expand into proven financial commodities. Experimentation is what the NASL + USL are for.
>>69552043
I hate the NHL.
I hate NBA.
and also I hate the MLB (Major League Baseball)
>>69552012
>Portland still in charge of sending one in
>>69552071
So you're a Costa Rican looking to move to a city with soccer and nothing else.
My advice: Montreal.
>>69552080
>Someone in this thread just unironically advised someone to move to HueHueHuebec
>>69552080
>>69552093
fucking Canadians
The NHL is Fucking Shit
>>69552071
>>69552098
I thought you only hated the Devils?
That fucking punch
>>69552105
and I hate the NBA because the Orlando Magic and Washington Wizards.
and I hate the MLB (major league basebal) because of the fucking Milwaukee Brewers
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Portlel
>>69552093
Not someone.
A Costa Rican.
>he lives in a overpriced crime infested city
>cityfags
>>69553133
>overpriced
I'll pay a few bucks extra to not live across the street from cows.
>>69553133
>He lives in the Meth part of California
>meanwhile in Soviet Chester
>>69547515
>>69547427
Why is that building taller in the first pic but shorter in the second one?
>>69553613
In the second pic it was colder.
>>69553513
This is what I imagine everything East of the Mississippi looks like every day.
Late night bumperino.
>>69553613
well the big tall one doesn't actually exist yet. are you sure you it's the same one? I think you might have confused 1180 Peachtree with the new one.
Here's both together, >>69548752
1180 on the right.
>Soon
>>69553133
>He lives in Frisco
>He actually lives in Dallas
>>69553513
Chester truly is a special place
Argies BTFO
I know it's Seattle, but it's not like he's gonna solve all their problems
>Soon: live webcam edition
http://mercedesbenzstadium.com/multimedia/webcam/
>>69554764
>ATL
>important
>SEA also building two new skyscrapers
>no one cares
>TONIGHT:
LA Galaxy vs Houston Dynamo, 11pm EST/8pm PST
>2MORROW:
Columbus Crew vs DC United, 7:30 EST
Colorado Rapids vs Sporting KC, 9pm
FC Dallas vs Chicago Fire, 9pm
Real Salt Lake vs New England Revolution, 10pm
Vancouver Whitecaps vs Orlando City, 10pm
San Jose Earthquakes vs Toronto FC, 10:30
>SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY:
Portland Timbers vs Seattle Sounders, 3pm
Montreal Impact vs NYCFCLMFAO, 5pm
West Philadelphia Union vs NYRB, 7pm
Sup /mlsp/
>>69554764
fellow ATL bro, what section did you get for your season tickets?
>tfw early renewal of season tickets
>one lonely match tonight
Sad.
Any news on Piatti and DisCo?
Trying to decide on my fantasy transfers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMpmyAIqeaM
>>69557510
we had this 20+ year skyscraper shortage so...this one is pretty school. but...yeah..theres shitloads of other buildings going down here.
http://atlanta.curbed.com/maps/midtowns-development-map-2016-march
>>69559186
Front row of 200 level close to the window. No one in my way EVER.
>Soon
EDU
D
U
>>69561213
it will still be awhile until he plays
>>69528734
The baseball one is just "why aren't there that many American-Niggers in baseball?!" "Why has the amount only stayed at percentages equal to their population for decades?!" "Why are all the best players white?!" "It's CURRENT YEAR!!!!!!!1111"
The writer ignores all the latino-niggers players in baseball. The writer ignores black stars like Andrew McCutchen and David Price -- who is the highest paid pitcher in the game (probably because they don't have nigger names).
And the most recent all-star game featured Jackie Bradley Jr., Mookie Betts, Addison Russell, and Dexter Fowler (injured but on roster).
>>69561213
>tfw no jaw line like that
Where does Mix Diskerud end up?
>Soon
>TONIGHT
RIP in peace AFC Anchorage
>3.5 hours to next match
MY
BODY
O
D
Y
IS READY
>SOLAR
>POWER
>EVERY
>HOUR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UIj0BuAQJs
>>69558051
>LA Galaxy vs Houston Dynamo
One more for Galaxy, Houston doesn't have Beasley too, who played well last game.
>tfw grime show tn in brooklyn
>tfw saw novelist at output one time and skepta showed up
>tfw skepta brought bradley wright phillips to the function
>tfw that will never happen again
>>69563723
>tfw no Deric
There's no hope for victory now. It will either be a boring tie at best or another blowout.
>yurope in turmoil
>players begin to come to US en masse
>they are willing to take a pay cut to play in NASL
GOD GIVEN DIVISION ONE WHEN?
>>69564256
They will go all to the chinese, just like our players ;___;
>Whitecaps FC announce two new signings via Pokémon Go
>https://twitter.com/WhitecapsFC/status/753069274344808448
I'm not even mad, that's pretty cool.
#SchillyOut
>Horst
Houston deserves to lose desu
JUST
>>69564774
>looking for pokemon
>find MLS prospects
Man, that guy must've been srsly mad.
>L
>A
>GALAXY
Fuck off with these unoriginal chants.
If you're a Turkish player and you'd like to come join our league, now's the fucking time.
>>69565157
there is literally no original chant anywhere in this country.
prove me wrong, go on
>>69565502
Even if they aren't original there are plenty that are better than saying the teams name like if it's a chant.
>slippyg
>another bruce 1 - 0 win
yes lags
WAYLP
>>69565502
How exactly does one make one? Just shout different shit in my section until it catches on?
>>69561511
It would be a twist if NASL got him, Miami FC?
>>69563757
Lmaoing at that pic for no reason
>>69565502
You guys are so clueless >we came up with the memest chant of all
COME ON SEATTLE
FIGHT
AND
WIN
>Soon
>>69561511
literally whom
>>69564774
I thought the Whitecaps hated Canada
>de Jong
Sup boys,
With >eredivisie on holiday I've noticed that MLS is being broadcast here. Which team has the most memes and should I support?
>>69569587
Most memes? Seattle, easy
Who to root for? Anyone but Seattle or LA Galaxy
>>69569587
Philadelphia is being run by a Dutch autist.
>>69569607
What is a "Sounder" anyway?
>>69569640
Then they are doomed to come in 2nd.
I like this logo, tell me about the Revolution.
>>69569587
Team is a Meme: Manchester City of Manhattan
Team's fans are Memes: CSKA Sounders of the Soviet Republic of Seattle
Team's players are Memes: él Los Angeles Slippy-Gay-HighKicking-Easy Quiting-Adulterers
Team with Meme Stadium: Portland Tumblers
Team from Meme State: Colo-redeye Rapids
Team that is the Nicest Travel Destination, at the Center of the Global Economy, Most Enjoyable Fans, OBJECTIVELY Most Aesthetic Stadium, and team you should support if you don't mind suffering and muh history: San Jose Earthquakes
>>69569763
>what is a Sounder
One who lives on a sound.
What is a sound? A literally Meme:
>a sound is a large sea or ocean inlet larger than a bay, deeper than a bight, and wider than a fjord
Seattle is memecore
>>69569763
Shit owner, shit stadium.
Revolution is actually the team doomed to come in second btw
>>69569587
Go for a non-meme team that's fairly shit, like Chicago or Houston, so nobody will accuse you of bandwagoning
>>69569763
>What is a Sounder
>he's never heard of Puget Sound
Learn2 geography, just because you're literally to lazy to learn anything doesn't make all the shit you don't know a "meme."
>>69558051
>>69558051
WE'RE BACK
SOON INDEED
Is
>gritty
A meme?
t. Slippy G
>>69569587
Do you want to see big names, attempts at good soccer, or actual winning?
>>69574706
Indeed
>Soon
>no games until 7:30
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FC Groningen fan here.
How's my man De Leeuw doing at Chicago Fire?
>>69576132
scored a dubious goal last week
>>69569763
Go Revolution
Today Wins
>>69576194
>>69576190
Do you mean that positively or negatively?
>>69576402
i mean, he scored and it counted but i think there was consternation about the free kick being taken too quickly idk
>>69576482
Alright.
Is he a regular starter though?
>>69576526
i think hes only been there like one game? but yeah, he starts on the worst team in the league
>>69576555
I see, thanks. Literally don't know anything about the MLS and if Chicago is any good.
>>69576564
Chicago has been shit for a long time now.
>>69569763
>come in second past 2 US Open Cups
Fuck
>Soon: field flooded edition
wont happen in the soon stadium.
>>69577151
Just give the teams some tubes and go from there. It'll be like water polo but with feet.
>>69577151
>waterball
>no hands allowed
>26.9% possession
BENNYBALL IS BACK BABY
>>69577841
>3 shots
too many
sooo, how is this league doing?
still sucking huh? :^)
>>69578341
sooo, how is this country doing?
still choking huh? :^)
>>69578341
It's pretty fun actually. Games are very open.
>>69578524
It's easy for games to be open when no one can find the fucking net
THE CITY OF COLUMBUS
>tfw can't go to the game today
Only home game I'm going to miss this season desu
>>69579105
Because he is a faggot
stadium looks pretty guud right now tbqh
>Soon
>>69569776
disgusting scum jóse
>>69578909
The dude definitely went to great clips
DALLAS
A
L
L
A
S
>>69579342
How do you want yr hairline senpai?
>Slippy Gio
>>69578601
More goals than the Euros senpai
>Soon
>>69579994
God that looks hideous even now.
Where the fuck is parking? Forgive me if English not good, I was raised in foreign country called "Texas" and there you have a mile of parking lots surrounding any money-making enterprise.
A FUCKING LEAF
beitashour needs to come home ;-;
you fucking kidding
he steps on his foot how the fuck is that a red
>quakes get a yellow for the same challenge earlier and and tfc did the same shit for no card
>straight red
Jesus tap dancing Christ
>>69580081
This desu
well time to turn this game off
What was that ref thinking?
Why can't Giovinco score anymore?
>Windows mad
Goals incoming
What kind of recourse is there for the MLS to possibly fine this shit ref?
>That Quincy triple jump celebration
Who else hyped for olympics
>>69580214
At least he got a nice walk of shame off the pitch.
>>69580228
But think about the player who has to miss the next match. He may even lose his spot if something really weird happens. The refs need to at least apologize for their shit calls.
>>69579994
Wallpaper For Atlanta Fans
>>69580302
>fans
There's more than one?
HOLY SHIT THIS FUCKING REF
LOL WTF
>2nd game reffing in 6 years
Okay thats it. This ref is fucking done. Time to find a new job.
What a cuck of a ref.
>9 men
>56:00
>>69580477
>police are organizingredients to escort the ref off
>>69580477
more like he's cucking scum jose
>>69580500
>organizingredients
Wtf autocorrect
>>69580500
Escort his ass to the fucking subbasement.
>>69580505
Match fixing is a serious offense.
>>69580042
Parking is underground/in the open in an area known at "the gulch"... used to be an old terminus railyard. theres lots of crazy huge underground shit near the GA dome (not part of the "Underground Atlanta" shitfire)
Texas is the only place more sprawled out than Atlanta. Surface level parking is nothing to brag about and the money making enterprises are withing walking distance right down the street surrounded Centennial Olympic Park (CNN Center, Phillips Arena, Georgia Aquarium, World of Coca-Cola, Skyview Atlanta, NCAA Football HoF, The National Center for Human and Civil Rights, Georgia World Congress Center) and the new stadium is bring in a HardRock Hotel and probably a bunch more shit right across the street.
>Soon
>this game
Is scum Jose cursed?
>>69580520
The path to the lockers goes straight through the stadium concourse I'd be 0% surprised if somebody tried to do something to the ref
>>69580512
>posting from your phone
>literally what the duck
>>69580536
I think this game should be redone. Absolute travesty.
How fucking corrupt is this ref? Filthy fucking cunt.
>>69580544
I only have a desktop and it's in a different room than my tv
DAWKINS
A
W
K
I
N
S
GET FUCKED FAGGOTS
Great goal. Fucking legends.
FUCK YES
EAT SHIT REF
>slippy Wondo
HOLY SHIT FUCK YES
Honestly though, what the fuck was that goalie doing?
>>69580614
looking for pokemons
>another bullshit call
Fuck this ref, hope he gets stomped out on the way out of the stadium.
HIT ME
He literally grabbed the arm of the defender and hit his head down into the arm and this shitty ref fucking fell for it. Fucking tele-novella-watching cumdumpster.
>>69580653
Meant to link >>69580618
I have always loved Dawkins at the Quakes, shame he is associated w/ Tottenham though.
Toronto is filled w/ nothing but soft faggots
Any games on TV tomorrow?
>>69580723
>how does i google
>>69580732
It's not that important, and I was already here
>>69580759
Then don't ask you lazy cunt.
>>69580681
Not anymore. 100% a Quakes player now
>>69536336
What team is this? NASL?
Damn, Toronto is worthless.
Getting absolutely owned by Bingham right now.
>>69580780
I know but I cant stand the yids, Dawkins has always done well for the quakes though.
>>69580783
>how does i google
HOLY FUCK THEY DID IT
FUCKING LEGENDARY
>shit refs
>A full team can't beat a 9 man team
>shit touches and finishes
This trash would not fly in NASL.
>>69580816
kys faggot
>Morrow, Dawkins and beta all back in San Jose
You didn't think goonie ball wouldn't happen?
So, is that ref done?
Morrow and beta belong with us
GIVE THEM BACK TORONTO YOU DON'T DESERVE THEM
>Soon: Dream Tryouts edition
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>These early stage tryouts will allow talent the opportunity to be evaluated by professional scouts as Atlanta United begins building its roster for the inaugural season in 2017.
>http://atlutd.com/dreamtryouts/
>Soon
>>69579283
CHAMPIONS CHAMPIONS CHAMPIONS
Like grandpa always said, the season begins in mid-July
EXHALIFITIN
tbqh
THE GUN IS GOOD
THE PENIS IS EVIL
haven't really watched this season. have a couple questions if you don't mind.
what happened to seattle? were they the team most affected by international duty absences or something?
why does colorado have an above .500 record. this is unlike them historically.
why is nycfc in first place. they were a laughing stock.
why are the galaxy listed as favorites (>>69529783) when dallas has been better for two years now.
>>69582020
>>69582020
>why does colorado have an above .500 record
you know, about december I was confident it was going to be dumpsterfire as always. we signed Gashi + Jones and haven't looked back
>>69582088
>>69582096
Cool thx
>>69582020
>what happened to seattle? were they the team most affected by international duty absences or something?
They've always been a meme team, and reality has caught up
>why does colorado have an above .500 record. this is unlike them historically.
JERMAINE MOTHERFUCKING JONES, MOTHERFUCKER
>why is nycfc in first place. they were a laughing stock
Because the entire East is a laughingstock
>why are the galaxy listed as favorites when dallas has been better for two years now
MUH BRUCE
TIMBERS
I
M
B
E
R
S
>>69582020
they sold the merc to the chinks, pretty fucking funny 2bqh
meme magic
mls2, pay it no mind.
because race to seis nigga
>>69582280
>>69582111
Forgot Colorado got jones. Thx
>>69582020
NYCFC has also played at least one more game than most of the east
Fuck Red Bulls
>>69586172
ur gay
>>69586239
>DUDE WEED: the tripfag
Nah senpai, you are.
>>69586253
maybe u should toke some 420 blunt kush u seem a bit frazzled
Apologize
>>69586492
>it's a surprised that your shit team won at home against a least coast CANADIAN team
yeah yeah refball, whatever.
this is still a homewinslol league
>>69586492
>>69586629
more like alex pro-bono
another big fox game
>pareja finally sits starters against Shittle and their shitty field
>get that brimstone cup back from Shitcago
Everything went better than expected.
>>69587152
>giving points away in conference
literally why
>>69587152
>letting your starters wrench their legs on shit turf
At least one of them would have tweaked their knee. No thank you.
>>69587152
>mfw USOC
i am somewhat intrested.
i have to fulfill my futbal needs.
GAMEDAY
who /goingtothegame/ here?
>>69588209
Right here
>>69588209
h-have fun
this match on yurosport 2
>Inter Milan are in Portland right now
Are they going to the game?
bretty good tbf
That fedora
are these mugs playing up the rivalry for the cameras?
>>69588509
>>69588853
Are you getting Euro commentators or the Fox feed?
I pray you don't have to listen to the Fox feed, Fox has the worst soccer commentators of all time.
>AYYYYY! AYYYY!
lmao
>Soon
>memeis
>these loud stadiums around the world
>comparing a 10,000 seat high school baseball stadium that shares a wall with a Goodwill to loud stadiums
>>69588965
this britguy. decent
>TURF
when will this meme die?
can't be considered an actual worthwhile team if you have turf shit.
>>69589247
why americans have obession over LOUDNESS of stadium?
Seacucks 140 decibel screaming just fucks up your hearing for good.
>LEFT ATTACKER
>CAN'T KICK WITH LEFT FOOT
AHAHAHHAHHA
Why does Portland wave so many gay flags at their games?
Pic related
Oh based Evans
damn this is great
classic
>>69589294
well... in handegg it helps to get loud when the other team is on offense so they can't call plays. it matters but not as much as seacucks think.
still better than eplel
>>69588740
Medium Lel
Keeping it weird
FIIIIIIIGGHT
Wow, a good timbers game. How i missed it.
Portland's gk looks like the metal arm guy from Captain America
>POR
>>69590356
Winter Soldier
>>69590341
I know, right?
fucking rare to get a W or an L win this team
>>69590491
Yea and they can be a pretty quality team sometimes, just can't finish it. Reminds me of Impact
good game. great fans and atmosphere.
i wanna fugg jsb
>>69590635
they're finished last year ;_;
nah, that's alright, I like that the turn over from year to year it quick
>>69590722
Amen
Next Up, NYFC v. Montreal
>Seattle still in the bottom 1/2 of the West.
>>69590906
pass.
Will Wright-Phillips play today?
>soon
Harrison just abused Ambroise Oyongo.
>>69591029
Why? Its on national television
>Soon
>>69591824
He didn't want to see NYCFC succeed.
Frank Lampard is the king of Jank goals this year.
NEW FIGHT AND WIN GUY VIDEO SURFACED
AND WE NEED A MIRROR
>>69592868
PART 2
MORE SURFACE RECORDING OF HIM
https://www.weareecs.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=11835&p=210393&hilit=Robby+branom#p210393
>3 games on today
>like 5 comments about the games
You guys are weak
>philly diving already
>>69592933
PART 3
NEW IMAGE SURFACED
>>69592972
Part 4
This is a video that is lost of him speaking german on tv
http://www.king5.com/video/?z=y&nvid=322283
PLEASE FIND MIRROR
as well as the one from OP >>69592868
>>69592999
PART 5
https://www.weareecs.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=1788
Thread with complete interview transcript from a german newspaper provided by branom
>grella chimping out
>>69593149
>LI strong
>>69592868
>Sounders Alliance Council
>Council members are elected to Council on a biennial basis, with terms extending up to two years. Alliance Members interested in participating on Council must receive a minimum of 25 votes from other members of the Alliance.
>Council members need to be committed to the Council duties and meetings. Council members meet in the Pioneer Square area on the first Tuesday evening of each month, plus two or three meetings with owners, and the annual business meeting around season-end. Council responsibilities typically require fifteen minutes to two hours of focus and attention between meetings each month.
>Council member tasks typically involve creating web posts, blogging, social media posts, typing notes, emails, posting surveys, telephone communication, budgeting, marketing, and contest management. Being a Council member does not require a lot of work, but it does require good time management and integrity. There will be situations where discretion and confidentiality are required for the collaborative process to work.
>Each Council member will serve as a liaison between Alliance members and the ownership group and represent Alliance members in matters impacting their matchday experience.
>>69586492
>tfw qt Dawkins finally did what I've been wanting for the last 3 years
>tfw an nasl team could survive in the championship/epl
>>69592972
>I want to be a professional soccer player
All he ever wanted is to make you happy /sp/.
And you let him down.
Post yfw you realized you are no different than Fight and Win because all we really want is love
>union ball watching
JUST
Feel bad for philthys goalie desu
how will we fuck this one up, "lads"
>unironically watching MLelS
TOP WEW LA
>>69593447
What the hell am I looking at?
>>69593495
a strip club obviously lol
>>69593447
Extra defender on can't keep possession and then the usual shitshow in the box
>>69593495
probably a late collapse sparked by a pontius/le toux partnership
Well I've learned a few things about the sport with this philly ny match and while reading social media.
1. You can tackle a player and it's not a booking, however sliding and taking the ball away is worth a yellow. Especially if the player falls boom boom crying.
2. The ball hitting your arm while youre tucking it into your chest is a foul. Stupid ref missed it.
3. If the defense plays the ball to you, while you're in an offsides position, it's still offside.
4. A shitty free kick that hits the wall and goes in is called "ball watching"
Just when I thought I had it figured out.
>>69593521
Well, yeah. I wasn't sure if it was of any significance or if there were some tasty new /mls/ memes I'm not aware of.
>>69593528
I fucking hate Le Toux.
>>69593540
no significance, just a black strip club in dallas called black orchid (pronounced with a hard 'ch')
its nice they sell brisket sandwiches outside
>>69593540
>I fucking hate Le Toux.
DELETE
THIS
>>69593572
he's actually one of two former red bulls i hate, along with espindola
>>69593572
No :^)
>>69593594
Also Marquez
>>69593610
hated him before he got here and have blacked out his tenure in my mind :0)
>>69593623
Not hard to do since he was red carded for most of the season.
>>69593635
>le throw punch and flop face
>stephen keel on the ground and no one helping him
>>69593623
He literally could not have put less effort into his time here
sneks exposed
>>69593660
probably spawned some nycfc fans desu
>>69593707
Doubt it, he was gone long before NYCFC
>>69593752
considering half of early nycfc fans were turncoats dissatisfied with the red bulls, i'm not so sure
i can't believe he's still playing desu
>Philthy in charge of offsides
here we go boys
>>69593804
>Duvall
Yeah we're fucked
Kill me.
>the_ride.jpg
>>69593826
>tfw no plan B
>Red Bull
This fucking meme game
Good news for the Union: The Red Bulls can't play a man down.
chillsinho with his second red card chimp out against RBNY
THEY DID NOT BELIEVE IN A COMEBACK
>THE CITY OF ENERGY DRINKS
>MLS refereeing
>>69593869
Yeah no one saw this coming
>>69593447
>Felipe
>Duvall
In charge of defending
>>69593660
>could not have put less effort
Explain how he broke Salinas' collarbone then
>5 in the back
Enjoy your 3 points Philthy
That goalkeeper tho
>>69593978
Being a dirty scumbag doesn't take effort for him
>>69593978
oh man that was the best and then roy miller steals the show the next year
In all seriousness. How are NY not getting booked for these?
>Gonzalo "too many touches" Veron
>Chris "no challenges" Duvall
philly deserved 3 points. impressed with their team spirit desu
"'''''derby""""" next weekend
>>69594019
Tbh i think the game was pretty well officiated. However, I think NY should have been booked a number of times. Didn't keep track of players, but I'm sure it would have resulted in a send off.
>>69594125
Grella's as good as suspended
>>69594125
I think the ref was pretty inconsistent in what was a foul or not or a card or not
>>69594001
>tfw i was at that game
it was hilarious
>Ilsinho
FUCKING RED BULLS NIGGERS AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
that "officiating" in philly was pure shit, why are the refs so terrible?
New thread, if anyone's still in here:
>>69595864
>>69595864
>>69595330
wew
what did they mean by this? Is Portland supposed to be Freddy and Seattle the dreamer?
