>13JUL, Wednesday
Columbus Crew vs Toronto FC, 7pm
NYRB vs Orlando CIty, 7:30
Chicago Fire vs Sporting KC, 8:30
Portland Timbers vs Montreal Impact, 10:30
Seattle Sounders vs FC Dallas, 10:30
Vancouver Whitecaps vs Real Salt Lake, 10:30
>Alt-Tab
www.nasl.com/schedule
www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedules
www.nwslsoccer.com/schedule/2016-schedule
>Old Threads
>>69482821
>>69362211
haha retirement league haha
>>69504324
>league where players don't have to worry about dying of disease
How's your day going, Brazil?
dang, it does keep dying doesn't it
>>69504324
kek MLS is better than Brasileirão and it's snail paced matches.
nobody gives a crud
Hard to keep interested when your team sucks Midwest cock all season.
I muted Earthquakes Twitter account after they literally asked us to vote a shot that bounced off the post as the save of the week. No, you fucking sluts, this organization is a joke. Stop funding Twitter bantz and Reddit shills and fix this fucking team.
You keep dying overnight because your meme minor league is garbage and no one cares about it.
>>69505725
scum jose btfo keke
feels fucking amazing mang
>>69505725
>Muh ultras
At least you have your ethics.
>the internets lists wednesdays games as "week 19"
>saturdays games are "week 20"
What the actual fuck, a/sp/ergers.
>white soccer Twitter complaining about how MLS doesn't just shill out for Mexicans
>They're also complaining about the "conditions" NWSL teams have
I fucking hate these cucks
How do we get rid of them?
>>69506510
Stuck with them nigga, cry some more lel
>>69506510
>cucks who just want shit paid for
So basically words have no meaning anymore.
UNION
N
I
O
N
>>69507791
NO
O
>>69508406
>being this butthurt
>>69508593
NO YOU ARE
O
Y
O
U
A
R
E
>mfw im going to have to bump this shit for you guys every night again
>Soon
Soon
>>69509159
>thread gets bumped
>but it's by a soonposter
I am conflicted about this.
>>69509941
getting in here and posting about stuff would easily prevent the need for bumps tbqh.
>Soon: me edition
>>69510335
>getting in here and posting keeps the thread from dying
Whoa there, buddy, let me write that down.
>>69510335
You're alright except for shitposting about stadium concessions and turf.
>SOURCES: @RayoOKC in talks with Mexican defender Jonny Magallón. #RayoOKC
>SOCCER... A person close to the negotiations has confirmed that Mexican star Omar Bravo will be presented as the newest @RailHawksFC player
How can MLels even compete? When will gulati realize that NASL domination is inevitable?
>>69510851
I like you too NASLshill. Please keep going
>tfw the bad guys are below the red line
>>69510851
>34 year old defender
>36 year old go forward who has already been in MLS
>>69510955
And drogba and fat frank is 38, slippy g is 37. What's your point?
>>34 year old defender
>what is galaxy and half of MLels defenders
Literally who?
>>69510815
its called Drogba repellant
>Soon
idratherhavegrassthotbh
>>69509934
your one cowtown will get something soon?
WEDNESDAY GAEMS
Hard on you Crew
Sunday Games:
>Portland Timbers vs. Seattle Sounders, 2:30 p.m. (Fox)
>Montréal Impact vs. New York City FC, 5:00 p.m. (ESPN)
>Philadelphia Union vs. New York Red Bulls, 7:00 p.m. (Fox Sports 1)
>teams only cover like four media markets
>decide to nationally televise these games
MLS deserves its fate. Eastern Conference a shit, West of Mississippi league when??
>>69515000
>trips checked
Philly and NY are different media markets, as are Portland and Seattle, so no idea what you're on about there.
NY has two teams in every other league so why the fuck are you suddenly complaining now?
>tfw above Sounders.
It's going to happen, lads. 2020. St. Louis
>>69515260
Moving to LA, 2021
>>69515722
Based. Feed me more teams, you flyover shits
>>69515837
Can't wait for the next earthquake to destroy LA
>>69515905
mad as fuck flyover kek
>>69515966
Nope not really, I will be laughing when you are crushed by your own rubble and sinking into the ocean with all the shitty teams
>>69516243
>oceanfront beach Nevada team for when California falls into the ocean
Fuck yeah Las Vegas Lakers.
>>69515000
>Montreal vs Toronto is never a nationally televised game
I want off this fucking ride.
>>69515722
KEKE
>tfw another game to lose this week
>>69517874
Nationally televised in which nation?
>>69518564
If my teams mascot was a marketing ploy, I'd shoot myself, too.
>Los Angeles Dr Peppers
>Detroit Ford F-150's
>Phoenix Taco Bells
>>69518569
The one that matters
>>69518587
>the Internet Retarded Post-It Posters
>>69518623
I think they play in the midwest.
>America
>Fuck yeah
Who ya got later today, gents?
>Geiger show on Friday
Will this meme ever end /mls/?
>>69518948
Literally who
>>69519033
Nah.
Finally, matches and no tourneys.
Streams when?
>in before insecure southern posters
>>69519414
when will they start?
>>69519414
>>69519427
h-hey t-thanks for bumping the thread
>Soon
actual games with actual teams >soon
>>69519445
>>69520002
That's wassup
TONIGHT
>NYCFC close to signing Luxembourg international CB, Maxime Chanot on a 2-year deal
Daily reminder that international slots don't fucking exist.
>>69523808
OH NO NOT LUXEMBOURG
why does all of am soc media guys have to be such cucks
more "muh black" guy writes an intentionally trolling article and every. single. one. of everyone retweets have and has comments on the article, and most of them are actually listening to it like its a proper argument.
even that token mexican who is like a 9gag troll has a say because all of these pasty white guys "respect his opinion" cause hes' an illegal.
wish the whole journalism base wasnt so horrible desu. but theres literally not one way of following mls day to day without coming across some of these people.
and you know there are a few people (like lalas) who probably wants to BTFO all these pathetic cucks, , except obviously in a liberal-dominated sea anyone different will be discriminated against, and alexi isn't "there" yet.
>Soon: based Trinidad BBC edition
>>69524522
Holy shit you guys, ATL is getting Kanye.
>>69523994
American fans of soccer are the worst
Just ignore them
Maybe one day the white guilt will take care of itself
>NOW
>>69524706
>America has cornered the market on white people
Um, no.
>>69524732
What?
>>69524706
I can't follow Tannenwald on twitter because of all the woman's soccer posts and his TV autism.
>Soon
>>69518564
Why can't they finish? REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69524925
i dont know why, i dont know how.
but tannenwald used to be my favorite
now so much womens soccer stuff, im sure he's not even like getting paid to cover it.
the womens soccer thing is also a meme, unironically covering NWSL
>>69527412
I still like him because of his raw autism though, but he tweets about so much lame shit.
Is he Canadian? He tweets about Canadian soccer alot.
bump
>puto
>>69528557
seriously fuck that guy. Even Garber had to call him out.
>>69528557
Dude is dumb. I haven't read the baseball article yet but the American soccer one is grasping at straws.
>>69515210
That's what they get for selling their best player and falling for le college diabetic kid meme
rent seeking &
attention whoring
sack of shit
>Soon
>>69528895
Along with the fact that Seattle is also a old team playing on turf
*barge intensifies*
Looks good to me.
>Bruce's scrappy 1 - 0 wins
Can't handle the suspense.
Who snitched?
>Bench: Roberts, Endoh, Hagglund, Chapman, Beitashour
>>69530315
>no gio
>no sacha
>no plata
>no larin
>no kaka
wew
>Soon
>>69530630
>No Kljestan
There goes another player on my fantasy team, not to mention the player I captained.
>>69531322
>making this shitty edit
>putting your name on it as if it was a sign of pride
jej
>>69529615
Comfy.
>>69531322
That's a nice "collar" you got there.
>Davis
>Duvall
>>69531403
thx
>>69531403
This is the greatest post to ever come out of a soccer thread.
>>69531526
>ATL don't know about MUH SPHINCTER
>>69531599
that pic is probably from 2012-2013 when the first renderings were coming out
>>69531645
something's coming out, alright.
Who's streaming and which match?
>>69531772
Union-Crystal Palace friendly, although you have to sign up for their shitty site. I just used fake info
https://eagles.cpfc.co.uk/live-stream/
>Crew dominate possession
>Crew with more shots
>Tied 0-0 at half
>I know they are going to fuck it up
I want off this ride.
>>69531880
So your usual Ohio pro sports situation.
>>69531880
lel that photo is very poetic
>>69531880
Iktfb
HEY EVERYBODY WE'RE ALL GONNA GET LADE
>>69532119
Stop.
Yarmulke edition
Fedora edition
>>69532359
What section you in m8?
>>69532871
128
>I can smell your maple syrup from here!
Never change, Columbus.
>SWP
>>69533512
the response in the stadium to his awful mistakes were honestly so funny
>>69534333
That was disgraceful from him tonight like 4 attacks absolutely ruined.
>>69534571
>ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.jpg
>fire Heath
>score Zero (0) goals
>sign Zero (0) players in the transfer window
fucking why?
>>69534876
They actually fooled everyone into thinking that the FO knew what they were doing
>>69534571
whatever he's like a million years old
do you SEE this fedora/tuxedo vest combo like wtf>>69534333
>>69534887
the FO was good, then they fired mcdonagh and tried to hire that poortugal faggot.he was gone after a month or so. the fucking owner sucks complete cock.
>>69534876
lel
>Soon
easy 3 points for dallas at chicago, confirmed
lolwut
Oh my fucking god Techera blooter
>>69535144
I mean of course the hipsterest hipsters are RB fans not NYCFC because they actually liked soccer before it was cool
>>69535928
Isnt that the bitter irony of all of this
Stay jelly, boys.
>>69536336
only follow this team now and then because of based o'hara. so not jelly at all femanon
>>69536368
>tfw you will never kiss Kelley O'Hara's abs
god is mls really this shit
1st place getting rekt by last
>dont give excuses as "weak lineup"
>>69536567
>muh parity
>>69536409
fugg, time to kill myself then
>Dallas exposed by Houston and Seattle
Wew
>>69536728
>Dallas exposed
Stopped reading, and cheered.
SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY
FRIDAY MATCH
>LAG vs DYNAMO
SAT MATCH
>SIX OF 'EM
SUN MATCH
>THREE MORE, YO
Good night, /sp/.
Stay vigilant.
>SOLAR
>POWER
>EVER
>HOUR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UIj0BuAQJs
>>69537702
>e-every*
>Dallas 0 (zero) -Seattle 5
Fucking parity mang
Good job, anons.
Now dive.
>no matches until Friday
>hes never been to a supermeme draft
>>69543376
Looks like it one of those televangelist churches but with different banners.
>tfw matches tomorrow
>>69544517
the wacky airport hotel ballroom carpet isnt helping
>>69518783
Thats a pretty baller logo.
Got more ?
>Soon
>>69545348
This'd be the second best in the NWSL, imo.
In other news, Portland sign Lithuanian Vytautas Andriuškevičius
>>69545348
>>69545640
http://www.sportslogos.net/teams/list_by_league/202/National_Womens_Soccer_League/NWSL/logos/
>TONIGHT
>Soon: new steel edition
Job interview tomorrow lads. I'm finally going to escape the neet life
>>69546394
me too, good luck senpai
PHIL-A-DEL-PHI-A
>>69546413
Same to you. One of my biggest worries is I'll miss out on going to so many games. Not sure how I'll manage it.
>>69546449
DOOP
>>69546476
>miss out on games
If you can stream Premier League games at 3am, you can watch MLS on tape delay.
>>69547154
I got season tickets though.
skyline finally starting to fuckin fill in again
>Soon
>>69547259
Then tell your boss that. The whole "but they're nonrefundable!" seems to do well with bosses.
Alternatively, sell them to me.
>>69547427
the spire rises
>>69547427
Aww, that's cute. Atlanta thinks it's people.
>>69547515
You're a big building.
>>69547259
my deepest fear is missing out on any of the first ATL season at all. I have 2 season tix with dope seats.
>>69547515
AYYYY ATL Senpai wussup. Colony Square?
>Soon
Question.
Which of the states of New England is the best for soccer, and for fans of the MLS (Major League Soccer)?
>>69547587
How the shit do you mistake the High for Colony Square m8 are you an idiot
>>69548200
HARTFORD
A
R
T
F
O
R
D
>>69548200
Well clearly Connecticut because it's closest to NYC and far away from Boston
>>69548256
I never go to either lol. that would probably have been my next guess.
I thought tip of the grey building sticking up in the middle was the W on 14th street so I thought in order to have that view, you'd need to be looking from colony square but now that I think about which way 1180 Peachtree is facing....thats not possible.
>Soon
>>69548557
ayyyy
>USL President Edwards Eyes Further Expansion, D2 Jump
When will we finally get our God-given Division II status?
>>69549189
nasl is gonna get cucked.
which is too bad, wish there was actual competition between the divisions and not this mls2 crap and some fly by night division that stunts US soccer as a whole.
>>69535727
was at the match. Practically jumped onto the field. It was a strike.
>>69549189
>USL
>D2 jump
What the fuck are they now? NASL isn't even officially in the tiered system, I thought.
>>69549870
officially it's mls, nasl, usl,npsl
>tfw no qt afc anchorage to cheer for
jdimsa
Now that Dallas has been exposed...
>>69551728
People thought Dallas was good?
I was perfectly, someday.
there will be a city (or state) in the United States, which will only have professional team in the MLS (Major League Soccer)
a place in the United States without NFL, without MLB No (Major League Baseball) without NBA, And without NHL.
Only Major League Soccer (MLS)
>>69551745
No, but they weren't losing by 5 to the bottom bitch.
>>69551816
If only the Jazz would fold.
>>69551816
Just waiting for the Sharks to move to SFO.
>Portland in charge of sending one in
>>69551948
>>69551968
Columbus (Ohio) has the privilege of being a city with MLS (Major League Soccer)
but arrived Fucking The Blue Jackets to the city.
>>69552024
If you squint hard, you'll find multiple cities with the MLS + one team, sometimes even with a small arena time, nothing else out in an open stadium like soccer.
As the MLS is still a growth league, there is ZERO financial sense in putting a team in a city by itself, they will only expand into proven financial commodities. Experimentation is what the NASL + USL are for.
>>69552043
I hate the NHL.
I hate NBA.
and also I hate the MLB (Major League Baseball)
>>69552012
>Portland still in charge of sending one in
>>69552071
So you're a Costa Rican looking to move to a city with soccer and nothing else.
My advice: Montreal.
>>69552080
>Someone in this thread just unironically advised someone to move to HueHueHuebec
>>69552080
>>69552093
fucking Canadians
The NHL is Fucking Shit
>>69552071
>>69552098
I thought you only hated the Devils?
That fucking punch
>>69552105
and I hate the NBA because the Orlando Magic and Washington Wizards.
and I hate the MLB (major league basebal) because of the fucking Milwaukee Brewers
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Portlel
>>69552093
Not someone.
A Costa Rican.
>he lives in a overpriced crime infested city
>cityfags
>>69553133
>overpriced
I'll pay a few bucks extra to not live across the street from cows.
>>69553133
>He lives in the Meth part of California
>meanwhile in Soviet Chester
>>69547515
>>69547427
Why is that building taller in the first pic but shorter in the second one?
>>69553613
In the second pic it was colder.
>>69553513
This is what I imagine everything East of the Mississippi looks like every day.
Late night bumperino.
>>69553613
well the big tall one doesn't actually exist yet. are you sure you it's the same one? I think you might have confused 1180 Peachtree with the new one.
Here's both together, >>69548752
1180 on the right.
>Soon
>>69553133
>He lives in Frisco
>He actually lives in Dallas
>>69553513
Chester truly is a special place
Argies BTFO
I know it's Seattle, but it's not like he's gonna solve all their problems
>Soon: live webcam edition
http://mercedesbenzstadium.com/multimedia/webcam/
>>69554764
>ATL
>important
>SEA also building two new skyscrapers
>no one cares
>TONIGHT:
LA Galaxy vs Houston Dynamo, 11pm EST/8pm PST
>2MORROW:
Columbus Crew vs DC United, 7:30 EST
Colorado Rapids vs Sporting KC, 9pm
FC Dallas vs Chicago Fire, 9pm
Real Salt Lake vs New England Revolution, 10pm
Vancouver Whitecaps vs Orlando City, 10pm
San Jose Earthquakes vs Toronto FC, 10:30
>SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY:
Portland Timbers vs Seattle Sounders, 3pm
Montreal Impact vs NYCFCLMFAO, 5pm
West Philadelphia Union vs NYRB, 7pm
Sup /mlsp/
>>69554764
fellow ATL bro, what section did you get for your season tickets?
>tfw early renewal of season tickets
>one lonely match tonight
Sad.
Any news on Piatti and DisCo?
Trying to decide on my fantasy transfers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMpmyAIqeaM
>>69557510
we had this 20+ year skyscraper shortage so...this one is pretty school. but...yeah..theres shitloads of other buildings going down here.
http://atlanta.curbed.com/maps/midtowns-development-map-2016-march
>>69559186
Front row of 200 level close to the window. No one in my way EVER.
>Soon
EDU
D
U
>>69561213
it will still be awhile until he plays
>>69528734
The baseball one is just "why aren't there that many American-Niggers in baseball?!" "Why has the amount only stayed at percentages equal to their population for decades?!" "Why are all the best players white?!" "It's CURRENT YEAR!!!!!!!1111"
The writer ignores all the latino-niggers players in baseball. The writer ignores black stars like Andrew McCutchen and David Price -- who is the highest paid pitcher in the game (probably because they don't have nigger names).
And the most recent all-star game featured Jackie Bradley Jr., Mookie Betts, Addison Russell, and Dexter Fowler (injured but on roster).
>>69561213
>tfw no jaw line like that
Where does Mix Diskerud end up?
>Soon
>TONIGHT
RIP in peace AFC Anchorage
>3.5 hours to next match
MY
BODY
O
D
Y
IS READY
>SOLAR
>POWER
>EVERY
>HOUR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UIj0BuAQJs
>>69558051
>LA Galaxy vs Houston Dynamo
One more for Galaxy, Houston doesn't have Beasley too, who played well last game.
>tfw grime show tn in brooklyn
>tfw saw novelist at output one time and skepta showed up
>tfw skepta brought bradley wright phillips to the function
>tfw that will never happen again
>>69563723
>tfw no Deric
There's no hope for victory now. It will either be a boring tie at best or another blowout.
>yurope in turmoil
>players begin to come to US en masse
>they are willing to take a pay cut to play in NASL
GOD GIVEN DIVISION ONE WHEN?
>>69564256
They will go all to the chinese, just like our players ;___;
>Whitecaps FC announce two new signings via Pokémon Go
>https://twitter.com/WhitecapsFC/status/753069274344808448
I'm not even mad, that's pretty cool.
#SchillyOut
>Horst
Houston deserves to lose desu
JUST
>>69564774
>looking for pokemon
>find MLS prospects
Man, that guy must've been srsly mad.
>L
>A
>GALAXY
Fuck off with these unoriginal chants.
If you're a Turkish player and you'd like to come join our league, now's the fucking time.
>>69565157
there is literally no original chant anywhere in this country.
prove me wrong, go on
>>69565502
Even if they aren't original there are plenty that are better than saying the teams name like if it's a chant.
>slippyg
>another bruce 1 - 0 win
yes lags
WAYLP
>>69565502
How exactly does one make one? Just shout different shit in my section until it catches on?
>>69561511
It would be a twist if NASL got him, Miami FC?
>>69563757
Lmaoing at that pic for no reason
>>69565502
You guys are so clueless >we came up with the memest chant of all
COME ON SEATTLE
FIGHT
AND
WIN
>Soon
