Stage 10 - 197km - Hilly
Either for the break, the punchers or cavwinslol
first for Lance dindu nuffin
2nd for British engineering
sprinters won't let this one go. could be an exciting run in off that cinal climb though.
Sagan will gift today's stage to Valgreen.
how many bings and bongs till live tv coverage?
>>69500908
One bing 25 bongs
When do you reckon Quintana will attack?
I'm guessing stage 21 with 5 kms to go.
>>69500921
surely you mean one bong 25 bings
reddit tier stage ugh
TFW A DOG
Hi lads *hug* getting comfy with coffee here, u?
>>69500932
Yes
>>69500922
>quintana
>attacking
lmao. he will be glued to froomes back wheel for the whole tour
sagan tries to break away on the descent, sprinter teams go ham and catch him at the very end, greiplel finally steps up and wins it.
17 man break, >pinot in it
>2agan attacking
no tour of poland on eurosport this year?
Stream lads?
Just got off the phone with Nintendo and can confirm Froome has crashed out of the Tour de France 2016.
Press F to pay respects.
>>69501173
nothing's being broadcast till ~14:15
procyclinglive usually has a good list of streams at that point.
Also check your state tv might have it on stream like we have.
>>69501184
say hi to my dad pls
>>69501173
coverage starts in 40 bings, don't have any streams, doesn't your public broadcast or eurosport cover it?
>>69501206
>Also check your state tv might have it on stream like we have.
Yeah I know its beeing broadcast there, but my screen got fucked and I have to use my livingroom TV for the PC so now I gotta stream like a pleb.
Results at Port d'Envalira (km 24)
1. Rui Costa, 10 pts
At 32 seconds:
2. Tom Dumoulin, 8 pts
3. Vincenzo Nibali, 6 pts
4. Tsgabu Grmay, 4 pts
At 38 seconds:
5. Stephen Cummings, 2 pts
6. Jon Izagirre, 1 pt
Megan Guarnier winner of Giro Rosa
Front group:
>2agan
>Nibbles
>Rui Costa
prepare for memes
I can't find any intel. How many minuts does the break has?
>>69501374
50 seconds
>>69501374
http://racecenter.letour.fr/#/stageprofile
>>69501374
only 25 now, Michael Memetthews also with the three now
just downloaded the tdf app. its pretty good
Sagan, Matthews, Nibali, Rui Costa, Cummings, Landa, G. Izagirre, Sam Dumoulin, Caruso.
tasty little group, mmmmmmmmmm.
Thank god theres a stage today
Yesterday afternoon was so boring
>>69501513
>TdF program starts
nvm its 20mins of preshow shit zzzzzz
>froome saying he doesn't look at the meter and his attacks aren't calculated
FUCK OFF YOU SKELETON CUNT
Dubs for the brazilian guy talking about Sertão like it's the best place on earth and everybody disagreeing with him
Anyone know how to get Cotton Eye Joe out of my head? It's been two weeks.
Question guys, who is your favourite rider in the peloton?
For me, I always support the Brits obviously, but my favourite individual rider is Sagan.
this spanish reporter doesn't even have A cups.
>>69501663
Laura is a CUTE!
>>69501663
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD SHE IS AN ANGEL
>>69501671
a flat chested cute
Some TUNA vibe before broadcast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxKZTDRxPNE
>>69501663
>trashtalking Laura
BTFO
>broadcast starts
>most interesting part already gone
>mostly flats from now
Sagan win inevitable?
>>69501662
Pretty much the same, but we only have like two wt riders and neither is in /tdf/. As for 2agan, I don't think there is anyone that doesn't like him around here.
>1,59m
Well talking about 2agan, what do you know, he's in the break.
>>69501740
so are about 16 other riders now
I like Sagan, but I wish he'd get praised for his remarkable feats, and not for his unremarkable ones.
>>69501630
>desagreeing on it
>>69501753
2agan seems to have broken away from them with Tom and are both on the descent. Also fucking Eurosport doing commercial breaks just as they started airing. Hope I can still get to see 2agan descent a bit.
>>69501770
It's the other Dumoulin he's with.
>>69501662
In this tdf peloton probably Cav or Sagan
>>69501776
Ah, commentators said Tom was there, they have yet to show anything of the break yet.
group all back together. peloton at 3 minutes.
that's probably it for the next 110km then.
>>69501662
Dutch guys obviously, but besides that, indeed Sagan, he's incredibly likeable.
I've also always liked Cancellara, sad he's stopping after this season.
>>69501769
>thats a lovely scenario
Katusha actively chasing in the peloton now though
>Norwegian tv won't use Rolf Sorensen's reporting when he's on a bike due to doping
Why is the rest of Scandinavia so puritan and moralistic
>>69501813
Nah, look at the time. They just look like they're pulling but the peloton basically let the breakaway go.
Who /Laura/ here?
>>69501801
Cancellara has been such an amazing rider, but it's hard for me to love him as much as his racing deserves because of his personality and statements.
Daily reminder Froome can't descend for shit.
>>69501826
my dick
>>69501826
she's just so lovely
>>69501826
what an angel.
>>69501838
nothing wrong with his personality or statements, the peloton needs a boss/leader
GVA to win it lads, I can feel it
>>69501857
bet valverde took that photo
>>69501662
Quintana, been rooting for that little guy for years.
I have no particular attachment to most of the dutch guys though.
>Pinot
>>69501838
Fair enough
But I can't help but love him when he pulls another upset or crazy attack et cetera. You can never count him out.
that literal child riding for Ag2r cracks me up, that saddle height jesus christ
>>69501662
di luca desu.
>It's a Rolf commentating from bike episode
how was the bike ride today lads
>Renshaw
what happened to him?
jesus christ Froome, stop riding without hands, do you want another Tour or what
>>69501662
Fellow Danes or Sagan.
But favorite team is Orica ComfyExhange
fucking Etixx man
how can they be so shit at tactics
>>69501904
>motorcykelpilot
>>69501857
>That desktop
>>69501864
Just feels like he wants to neuter racing. No one wants riders to die, but he's often a bit ridiculous imo
>>69501943
I really like Orica as well. I've even always liked Gerrans.
Brian Nygaard is a cool dude.
>>69501956
It's not like Kittel can get back in time after that climb just before the finish
Kittel and Cav will for sure get dropped there
>>69501659
Find the biggest dub sound system you can, stick your head in the bass bins for six hours. The tinnitus will override.
>Cavenshit
angry manlet
>Cav picking on the motorcycle for following him behind a car
Albeit in a joking way though. Top kek
>>69501864
Froome has been the leader for a while now laddo.
THANKS JUAN
>>69501900
this pic isn't shooped by the way
The Celebrity Cyclist of The Day is Taylor Swift!
Previous winner >>69427884
Michael Valgreen has as good as signed a contract with a "big team" where he will get to ride his own chance, according to himself.
>>69502063
You are a long way away from reddit, anon.
>>69502047
a skelly who can barely steer would have about as much authority as >>69502058 m8
>“It’s not a big surprise that I lost a little bit yesterday, but I tend to keep my consistency. I think that a lot of these guys are still a little bit fresh, but once fatigue starts to set in, I think that I can knock a few of those guys off ahead of me. Everything is still to play for, everything is still within a minute, and that’s pretty incredible considering all the mountains we’ve already climbed.”
>“I think that the two front runners Froome and [Nairo] Quintana were definitely holding back, and the others were trying to give everything that they had going up that climb [Arcalis], and I think that’s only for my benefit. I didn’t have that snap to respond to them, but I’m happy to let them attack and attack and if I can keep my consistency then I think they’re going to fade and hopefully I’ll be right there.”
>"Getting btfo was all part of the plan"
guess the rider, /TdF/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5qACexzwOI&t=1m7s
>>69502107
contador
>>69502107
Aru?
>>69502107
it's tejay I know I saw this on >reddit
>>69502123
contador is out you ninny
>>69502107
TJ making more excuses because he lacks the ability to accelerate going uphill.
>Dat weather report
>Rain
>Rain everywhere
F-Fuck...
>>69502107
One of the secondary frontrunners, so Aru or TJ
i better get my washing in
>>69502107
Tejay van Lelderen
>>69502107
Adam Yates?
omg just noticed I left the sound of my stream on and I thought the motorbike sounds (vroooom) were part of the music I'm listening to
kinda relieved its not I wouldn't see some dumb artist putting motor sounds at the start of every tracks
>>69502173
omg
>>69502058
what's the midgets name
>>69502173
omg like guuurrrrrrrrrrlll
>>69502107
T 'no more excuses' J
>>69502173
>not appreciating motor sounds
ISHYGDDT
>tfw watching a comfy tour stage while quietly pleased about being european champion
none of you guys know this feel rn
it's the best
>dat montagne noire
>>69502236
Except that France won the Euros, their match against Germany was the final.
>>69502236
>Bragging about divegrass in a /tdf/ thread
Aren't there a million other threads around?
Also
>Pinot
>>69502129
very good, have an upboat
>>69502130
>>69502140
>>69502157
>>69502199
that's what happens when you have an entire channel dedicated to sucking your dick
>>69502190
Samuel Dumoulin
>>69502236
International meme ball is ded, everybody knows this.
>>69502271
D E N T I S T
So what are the rules of drafting behind cars?
Saw Cav do it earlier and it looked like he was drafting for a long time
>>69502282
This is /comfy/ thread. please keep it that way.
>>69502236
>rain pissing down outside
>already started on the wine
Super comfy here
>>69502292
allowed.
>>69502282
ur implying I care any more, I was cheering on the meme team after that second half shitpile.
Anyway, off topic autism.
Who is in the break for OBE I saw Durbo and Matthews but who is the thir
>>69502292
at this point of the stage there really are none.
once the racing is actually on then you're not allowed to do it at all, but depending on the circumstances the judges will usually turn a blind eye
>>69502299
>didn't even qualify
>>69502268
>1.59 m (5 ft 3 in)
my sides
>>69502326
THE IMP
kiriyenkas torso is so solid when pedalling its scary. Is he even human?
I wish the bikers had thei cadence sincronized
>>69502354
You should see dumolin's TT position, that shit is rock solid and F L A T
>>69502292
>Jersey gets a separate flag
>Wales etc do not
why?
Or do Gibraltar and similar territories (let's say, French Guiana or Aruba) get separate flags as well?
>Rolf Interviewing Matthew
>"How do you think about Sagan in in the breakaway? "
>"He's a freak..."
>tfw no Grand Tours with 4 or 5 TT stages like in 80's
>>69502384
We have our own internet domain.
Plz send money and I'll make it tax free.
>>69501662
EB Hagen for breakaways
Cavendish in sprints
Sagan downhill
Froome/Contador uphill
>>69502384
We had a guy from Bonaire I think it was during the giro, the tooltip was different but the flag was the same as the netherlands.
>>69502408
That's because Bonaire is a (special) municipality of the Netherlands, I'm surprised they even got a tooltip
Aruba, Curacao and Sint Maarten are countries though, separate from the Netherlands (but in the Kingdom of the Netherlands)
They have their own flags, which probably show up then I guess
but by that logic Wales Scotland North Ireland should also get that
cuz also countries part of a Kingdom
Jens and word salad man think the break has the day won, are they right?
>>69502446
It's the same as Greenland and Faroe Islands in Denmark
They're a seperate country but still part of the Danish Realm.
>>69501662
I actually loved Rui Costa before he was WC and moved to Lampre.
People would get so fucking butthurt every time he went on a breakaway, it was funny.
My fav has always been Nibbles since his 3rd place in Giro where he led Basso to a amazing win over Evans.
>>69502476
yes, nobody who matters gives a fuck to chase
1agan wins this.
>>69502476
Who is word salad man?
Who /TdFmagazine/ here?
this stage is a tad boring to be honest...
>>69502553
>current year
>magazine
the fuck is this sport
>>69502556
>pretty much a completely flat stage with only a small hill at the end to troll pure sprinters
>boring
Wow, you don't say
>>69502556
but i havent seen the rain in 7 months
>>69502476
I think the break will hang on, but I think it will be close. IAM, Katusha, Etixx, Direct-Energie are all going to chase.
>>69502556
No memes to meme about.
>>69502569
>he didn't watch Nichijou BEST ANIME
>he doesn't know about sepak takraw BEST SPORT
THANKS JUAN
>>69502579
California?
I want one of these bike machines.
THANKS JUAN
>>69502556
>let's go through a big hill in Andorra and not televise it, then go through farms for a day
Yeah no shit it's going to be boring
At least it's going to be a sprint finish and maybe the break can make it.
>>69502598
they're just called "bikes", mate.
>>69502556
yes, but the break is stacked with top riders, this will be gud at some point.
>>69502556
Boringness can be a meme by itself
>>69502595
yes
This has potential to be better than we had any right to expect from it. Peloton closing down on a really strong group of classic riders.
Who /yowamushi/ here?
Dubs for Rui Costa
>>69502598
>lives in 'Jersey'
>doesn't know the technical name of stuff in cycling
kys
>Commentators here are amazed by the home trainer Juan presented like it's the best thing since sliced bread
Wonder what they'd think when someone showed them a VR headset and told them it might be compatible with that as well in the future
>>69502612
did you miss the talk about how the stage is televised yesterday? they only have one intermediate truck normally, so if they had put it near the start on the hill, they would have pictures of the hill but not of the middle bit, then some pictures toward the end.... that doesnt sound to bad for us, but it'd be ridiculous for them to actually say "right, youve seen the start, join us again in 3 hours time for the finish!"
>>69501662
Quintana for his rags-to-riches story and generally being a nice guy
Sagan and Cav for guys I'd want to have a drink with.
2agan finally took the green.
>>69502666
WHY AREN'T WE SEEING THE MIDDLE BIT??
>>69502671
>Quintana for his rags-to-riches story
He wasn't super poor. His parents owned a grocery store.
>>69502632
right here my man
>>69502691
>>69502632
Shit show. Do yourselves a favor and watch Nasu in case you haven't yet.
>Sagan takes easy point for green with no one conesting
People wonder how Sagan has taken Green the past few years so easy, it's cause no one gives a fuck
All the other sprinters just want stage wins
>>69502689
There's a difference between to own a grocery store in Boyacá and to own a grocery store in Leinster
>>69502711
>11
1agan today confirmed
>>69502703
>watching Summer in Andalusia for the first time
>>69502703
rude my man
>tfw no Tour of Gunma
>contador sick with measels and fever
Its dark plague isnt it ?
>>69502731
Not even trash talking mate. Honestly think it was terrible. And yes, did watch the whole thing.
What the fuck does john vaughters do in garmin/cannondale or whatever it's called, to make riders get habitually worse?
Is he trying to prove that his team is clean by actively sabotaging their performance.
Fuck. I used to like them.
I'm not disappointed, he just broke my heart.
>>69502711
He's going to beat Zabels record.
Not gonna lie lads...this stage is shit
>2agan virtually back in green
good, fuck the angry manlet
>>69502753
It's cool, I like it but I respect your differing opinion
VINOKOUROV
>>69502755
He's a shit
>>69502745
>huge crash, take off skin, injured legs, shock
>i'll recover by riding a bike hundreds of miles through the mountains in 36 degree heat
>becomes ill
not totally unforeseen sequence of events
please keep the discussion of chinese pedophilia cartoons to a minimum
>>69502763
This stage is shit.
We post qt's till it picks up a bit?
>>69502801
VERY rude my man
>>69502786
>only 1 Belgian posts in /TdF/
>>69502775
You should watch the Nasu movies if you haven't.
They're probably the best representation of actual cycling
>>69502782
Based Vino, yeah. What about him though?
>>69502798
Well is it dark plague or not ?
Contador has officially cursed Trek-Segafredo with his presence.
>>69502815
I have the first one downloaded and I've been meaning to watch it.
>>69502813
w-what
>>69502807
Puck dumps pls
>>69502815
This is /sp/, not /a/.
Now kindly talk about your paedo cartoons elsewhere.
>>69502831
there is a light plague?
>>69502839
>>69502842
Enjoy plague without having to worry about those extra kilograms.
>>69502788
I used to like him because he seemed a bit alternative and a bit like some kind of silicone valley tech entrepreneur.
But now he just seems like cluster fuck that dresses incompetence up as innovation.... "we don't have sponsorship a week before a grand tour.... That's ok it means we're flexible and dynamic"
>>69502807
>>69502836
I don't have many. Only ones they were posted here in earlier threads
>puck is okay
>chinese cartoon is not
Bjarne Riis will be back on the cycling scene as a manager of a new World Tour team by 2017/2018!!
>>69502898
HNNNNG
>>69502873
He said some stuff that sounded good. I believe he has good intentions, but there has been cases even on his team.
His personality annoys me a great deal.
>>69502898
Have a (you)
>>69502873
le incompetent hipster man
>>69502910
>Real cycling girl
>Animated girl made to look like a child
No difference?
>>69502910
Anime is not only okay, as it is also encouraged in not just /sp/ but /TdF/ aswell. 3DPD a shit
B O R A
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Also >>69502936
You aren't /comfy/ lad, calm your tits please.
>>69502919
>only won because of cheating
Go back into cycling obscurity Danskjävlar
>>69502930
is this considered pretty in england? please advise!
>>69502661
>wearing a heavy vr headset on your face while doing heavy interval work
no thanks fampai
hey it's me ur wasted talent
>>69502943
>3DPD a shit
My opinion as an ex f/a/g as well. Won't impose it here though, to each their own. Imposing one thing or another goes against the /comfy/ rules of /tdf/.
>>69502936
>>69502961
The latest Rift is bretty comfy and light, but even so, the technology is at the start. I bet it'll get even lighter in the future and feel no heavier than the normal helmet.
>>69502979
I had a gf once. She acted all childish and such, cute as fuck, but then she was bitchy and I was like 'bitch, gtfo'.
>Voeckler
Haha, oh wow.
>>69502996
kek
>>69502952
>The entire peloton wasn't using EPO from 1995-2005
>>69502919
Riis innovative weight loss technique:
>Ride 100 miles full pelt by lunchtime, totally rekd
>eat nothing
>double dose of sleeping pills
>?????
>profit!?
You have to give it to him, genuine maniac.
>>69502974
How can one country with mountains be so good at one extreme cardio sport and suck so hard at another
I don't get how Norway can be so good at nordic/XC skiing have mountains eberywhere and not produce any climbers
>>69503062
>60% hematocrit
>>69503062
>>69503077
Guys, this is not a general for tactical RPGs, those are real people. Sort of.
wtf is Voeckler doing lol, the madman
'The tongue is out'
Is Voeckler actually retarded?
>>69503070
Maximum speed limit in Norway is 90km/ph and 45-50 in the mountains, usually. It's illegal to ride on the descent then!
>>69503094
He's dead. Weaving his body all over the place, shaking his head, being silly.
Does anyone have any cute Voeckler webms?
>>69503094
>>69503098
If he puts out his tongue he gets a +70% chance of getting le Meme Combatif
>>69503077
Somebody has to go too far, or how would we know?
>>69503121
Go Vock yourself
>>69503160
titi 'fucker' voeckler
fuck off chasers reee
>>69503070
I honestly believe that it's because they value those sports a lot more than cycling.
Nothing wrong with that. Must be hard as fuck to train there in the winter.
Why is Voeckler in front?
>>69503179
this
who the fuck is titi riding for
don't tell me cockhard
>all these portuflags
Feels good, man
>>69503231
Because the team either doesn't believein Chavanel or they're retarded
>Last year for Purito as well
Well fuck.
>>69503234
I mean, he's one of the sprinters who won't get gutted by a small hill before the finish, so I don't blame them
>>69503234
>not beleiving in le coq
>>69503256
meh. 2agan and based Greg should just leave the rest of the break behind 2bh if that's how it's going to be
>>69503260
???
Might be getting a job in a bike shop so
>>69503275
Don't forget about the OBE bois with Matthews and two team guys in the break
betting market believes in the break, 1agan holding steady as 3.5 fav
