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Nico is love, Nico is life
All hail Nico GOATberg.
>>69495128
1st for MSC
>>69495177
>Double 7's
Dubs and Amd Amx wins next race
IT'S THIRTEEN RACE WINS IN A ROW
FOR LEWIS HAMILTON
WHO WINS IN ABU DHABI
TO TAKE HOME
HIS FOURTH
FORMULA ONE
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
1 (ONE) point
>>69495259
This thread is #Blessed
>>69495128
pls nico pls win ;_;
>>69495277
Very blessed
>>69495277
Stop it you are gonna hurt someone
>>69495177
>>69495277
How did I manage this.
>>69495309
like this.
Found the toothpaste fag
>>69495186
Is he really though? He seems much kinder that he even appears, if it's an act it's oscar tier.
Like when the cameraman was going to hit his head this weekend.
All these repeating digits, are we finally going to kill Lewis?
Quads and Hamilshit dies while Sauber get a podium
>>69495475
The anon is just bullshitting, no PR team would let someone be as outright harsh about the car as he has been this year.
>>69495222
Trips. Doesn't count
>tfw the 2017 cars are gonna be fucking lit, but the racing will be as boring as ever.
>>69495522
>5522
Fuck.
>>69495574
It's like the dubs gods are mocking me. Is that like halfway to the result?
>>69495593
Yeah, I can accept that. Take your pick of either.
>>69495475
>Forces his childhood sweetheart to have an abortion before dumping her and then getting her to pick up his new model GF from the airport and drive her to a race
>Dad uses his credit card for hookers before Flavio tells him to stop
>Has a threesome with one of his GF's and his dad
>Dumps his fiance after the wedding invites have gone out
>Cheats on his Japanese GF with a playboy model a week after the wedding while driving a Honda powered car
>Playboy GF has been ridiculously over the top skank but not a single newspaper reports anything.
He is a cunt but alpha cunt.
>>69495522
Close enough
>>69495638
>threesome with his dad
>>69495687
So thats why he misses his dad so much
>yfw years ago someone got meme magic quints asking that any doubles or quad gets asking for lewis hamiltons death or failure in a race does the opposite and make him rise
you're just making him stronger
>>69495638
>>Forces his childhood sweetheart to have an abortion before dumping her and then getting her to pick up his new model GF from the airport and drive her to a race
Source? If so then he, like Fernando, deserves to toil around in a McLaren at the back of the grid.
>>69495730
How are things in Australia lad?
>>69495759
who is the better driver: Narain Karthikeyan or Karun Chandhok?
>you will never get to see this kind of thing again
>>69495844
;_;
>>69495785
I mis-remembered what WAGsguy posted. He got her to driver his mother to the British GP and then left her outside with no tickets or pass.
He made her drive his mother to the British GP
>Kimberley told of the fateful day last September when she realised she might be pregnant and bought a testing kit.
>She said: "I took it home and asked a friend to come over. When the line began to turn blue I was numb.
>"I knew Jenson would not stick by me. It was always made clear to me that his career came first and that if I had a baby, things would not work for us.
>That night the frightened teenager phoned Button, who was abroad.
>She said: "I was crying and blurted out, I'm pregnant'. Part of me hoped he would be pleased, but the first thing he said was, "Are you going to keep it?'"
>As Button was preparing for today's Spanish Grand Prix with the BMW Williams team, Kimberley told how she:
>Believed she would spend her life with the F1 sensation despite his warnings that an early baby had no place in his plans;
>Faced her NHS abortion without her lover - instead he stayed driving in Spain;
>Felt stunned six months later when Button announced he no longer wanted a serious girlfriend and
>Hoped for a reconciliation when she agreed to drive his mother to the British Grand Prix - only to be coldly snubbed again
>>69495902
This slander will not be tolerated.
>>69495973
The only bionic thing about Jenson is a coathanger
>>69495902
She had a nice body but that face though.
>>69496045
Childhood sweethearts
They can't all turn out like Hanna
>>69496138
He's a fucking degenerate to treat someone like that, breaking up is one thing, but fuck Jenson. This is why you'll never be happy.
>>69496240
>trusting what a woman says to the media
>>69496240
He also promised her that she could go private and he would pay for it.
But he didn't and she had to go on the NHS
>earn millions
>won't even pay to abort your own child
He may as well have pushed her down the stairs
>>69496360
>jenson fans will defend this
>tfw the doctor said he twisted the hook around again just in case
>Tfw the engine penalties start to kick in for Lewis.
Nico knows this is his last chance and he's going to go full Senna on Bieber.
>tfw your mum makes you jam sandwiches for your lunchbox
Prost v. Senna 1985, part II: British GP edition
the editing feels a little off since Senna's pass into Stowe was shown in replay as live TV coverage was initially focused on Lauda's engine failing, so I had to splice it in
>The crash was the end for de Cesaris at Ligier, with team owner Guy Ligier firing the Italian after he saw a replay of the crash stating "I can no longer afford to keep employing this man" referring to the constant repair bills from de Cesaris's crashes since he joined the team in 1984. When he returned to the pits, de Cesaris told the team that the reason for his DNF was that the car had stalled and wouldn't restart. It was reported at that point that the Ligier team had not seen a replay of the accident.
lel
>>69496744
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DPe0t02dWF4&feature=youtu.be
>De Cesaris BTFO.
>>69496744
>>69496848
literally the Maldonado of his time
he even died in a totally Maldonado way
>>69496848
>It really is a disgrace that he's allowed to continue to interfere with grand prix racing.
holy #REKT
But if he kept crashing cars and no one ever really rated him, how did he manage to have a 14 year F1 career?
>>69497212
>how did he manage to have a 14 year F1 career?
He was really fast, just not very consistent. Also, his family was rich.
>>69497135
>tfw he died shortly after Jules accident
That was the worst day
>>69497300
reminds me of a certain someone
>>69497353
Indeed but PDVSA bailed out so his career is pretty much over. De Cesaris' father was a big shot at Philip Morris, Marlboro sponsorship literally carried him through his whole career.
>>69497429
He apparently might be going to do IndyCar
That will be fun
>people think Hamilton won't win the WDC
roflolmao
>>69497521
>maldonado racing ovals
I'll definitely watch that.
>>69495800
pokemon go servers are down
i'm losing my shit
their may be pokeriots in the central business districts of all major australian cities
>We haven't had a HAMROSVET race all season long
>We haven't had a HAMROS___ race all season long
>>69497790
R I P L A D
Is Pokemon Go worth playing?
>>69496360
>He may as well have pushed her down the stairs
Still got to the bottom faster than a McLaren
>>69497979
>worth
Not really imo. It's a bit of fun if you have nothing else going on
daily reminder of the Brundle curse
>Michael Schumacher (F1 teammate, potato'd)
>Ayrton Senna (Formula Three rival, ded)
>Stefan Bellof (F1 teammate, ded)
>Philippe Streiff (F1 teammate, quadriplegic)
>Olivier Panis (F1 teammate, serious accident during his best season)
>David Leslie (Le Mans teammate, ded in plane crash)
>BBC Sport (employer, loses F1 coverage to Sky)
>Sky Sports (employer, worst ratings for GPs in British history)
>>69497979
It's nice to have something to do while cycling to places I need to be, but I wouldn't go outside for the game itself.
>>69497979
yea it is if you're constantly going outside
i walk my dog twice a day and go for a jog as well
i've been telling myself i'd expand my jogging route past the 8km loop i usually do to the 14km loop i've been wanting to do and because of pokego i actually did it
also golf courses + skateboard is a legit exploit of the "wilderness" pokemon spawning algorithm, caught 28 pokemon in 40 minutes cruising around on my skateboard on the local golf courses golfcart paths
>>69495983
visions of Button shoving his coathanger up the tailpipe of the McLaren
>>69498081
Forgetting Toyota
>LeMans 99
>Returns for the Road to LeMans in 2016
>Toyota explodes at the end.
next time can everyone ignore that ricciardo is better than vettel retard
unironically sperging that hard is an embarrassment to our national tradition of shitposting
>>69498782
I'm going to antagonise him for fun now
>>69498782
How well would Vettel do in this year's Red Bull if he was still with the team? Don't really see him doing more than what RIC and VES have done.
gimi will win at spa
>>69498849
Ricciardo is a fucking meme. He's 27 and has 3 wins and 1 pole to his name. At his age Vettel already had 4 world championships. Most of the great world champions already have at least 1xWDC by that age. He's literally getting BTFO by 18 year old Pepe the Frog from fucking Netherlands. He can't even warm his tires up and people are talking about him winning a WDC.
>>69498936
he's also been in a competitive car his entire career
>>69497521
Maldo on ovals would be so fucking lit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL9QRruMA_c
>>69495846
> i just realized they are different people
>>69498289
you missed
>Spends billions of moneys on F1
>0 (zero) wins
>>69498081
>nearly died on multiple occasions
>>69498081
>Complains about tractors on circuit being dangerous his whole driving and commentating career
>Specifically that a car would aquaplane straight into one and the driver's helmet would strike it at 200kph
>No notice taken, cause of Bianchi's death
>>69498782
>>69498936
>thread defends Vettel's poor performance
>all criticisms against Ricciardo use other drivers and not vettel
>swede moves goalposts
Just admit RIC>VET. I'm not saying Ricky is better then Frogstappen. And I'm not saying RIC is gonna be 8 WDC's some day, he's just obviously better then Vettel who lucked into his 4 WDC's. He almost fucked it twice, with a dominating car, and Alonso driving a brick that said Ferrari on it. Then he then lost to Ricky in 2014 and then jumped into a new Ferrari brick because he wants to play Schumi.
RBR will overtake Ferrari in the constructors and both RIC and VES are likely to catch up to VET in points. The real question isn't even RIC vs VET, it's really RIC vs VES and it's seems obvious how that's gonna play out.
>>69499127
jesus i still remember how shaken he was after the bianchi thing, like everyone was upset but brundle couldn't really get a sentence out
>>69499218
>they still allow tractors onto the circuit during VSCs
>>69499230
The halo will protect them from tractors :)
>>69499421
the sad thing is the yprobably think that, but i'd bet money on the halo snapping and the driver's head being impaled by it in a situation similar to bianchi's
>>69499503
Yep
A Halo only really stops large debris and if you roll you won be sitting on your head
It's a band-aid for the issue of driver safety not a final solution. If they go the Halo route they will just keep adding things to it so they will just end up with a stack of band-aids that doesn't fully solve the issue
>>69496848
Waaaaah hah hah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khA67-r5lSQ
>>69496045
Both faces.
>>69498081
>the last two
kek
>>69498782
It's a Red Bull thing that the young, new guy beats the older more experienced driver. Basically happened with every RBR pairing.
>>69498936
different cars, different careers, can't be compared
>>69495902
fucking
I C E C O L D
C
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C
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>>69499650
LOL the fucking madman. Wish he was still around
what are the chances of a good race next weekend? I don't want to spend any money on a lame HWL
>>69499778
you'll see a HWL alright
Hamilel Wobbles Lol
>>69495850
Are we going to be allowed a wet race again?
>>69499795
Or if it's stopped raining and there's a dry enough line to warrant Inters. That's as wet as you're gonna get, you slut.
>>69499795
I hope so
They went on a bit about fast wet corners last weekend and how the rain was passing showers. Maybe on a different track where it is constant rain they will just let them race
>>69499516
Pretty much
Mercedes
>Esteban Ocon
Ferrari
>Charles Leclerc / Kimi Raikkonen
Red Bull
>Pierre Gasly
Williams
>Valtteri Bottas / Alex Lynn
Force India
>Nikita Mazepin
Toro Rosso
>Carlos Sainz / Sergio Sette Camara
McLaren
>Fernando Alonso / Stoffel Vandoorne
Haas
>Santino Ferrucci
Renault
>Sergey Sirotkin / Jolyon Palmer
Manor
>Rio Haryanto / Jordan King
>the city of currytits
>>69499795
As soon as pilelli design proper wets instead of the current safety car tires
>>69498117
Australia seems like a fun place to live. Do you guys have easily accessible sport facilities for everyone?
Help! Help I'm being bullied IRL and I don't know what do
I don't like being touched but am being touched
Help I'm being bullied!!!
>>69499831
Yeah but we don't like subcontinentals
quints and Gimi wins in Hungary
>>69499930
Not planning to move there m8. Just really like the fact that you guys have a really cool sporting culture
>>69500001
oh for FUCKS sake
>>69500001
you had two fucking chances mate
and you blew both of them like your thai girlfriend
>>69500001
at least you didn't kill him like bianchi last time
>>69500001
its just not allowed to happen is it
>>69500001
And Finland loses again
who /comfy/ here
if you had one piece of advice to give to betaberg what would it be
put yfw you realise gimi is unironically btfo vettel
>>69500124
>if you had one piece of advice to give to betaberg what would it be
retire
>>69500124
Cut your loses get out of Mercedes you are becoming the white Barrichello
>>69500001
>Ferrari
>winning ever again this generation
>>69500124
retire before he becomes worse than barichello
>>69500133
That's already Webber. Rosberg is somewhere between Prost and the negro with white skin and green eyes Barrichello.
>>69499831
yup, basketball courts, football fields, cricket fields and tennis courts are abundant
>>69500124
just drive faster, nosberg
>>69500124
>if you had one piece of advice to give to betaberg what would it be
pic related
>>69500124
Join the Porsche WEC program.
>>69499650
In contrast to today:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV_3CexgqvM
>"""""safety"""""
>drive a sporty, expensive sedan
>pull up at gas station
>car next to me has a few girls in their early 20s in it
>glance over
>they notice me and make "oooh" noises
What did they mean by this
t. autist
>>69500368
Th-thanks Bianchi
>>69500374
More like thanks J.Wilson
>>69500371
they're wondering how you manage to piss with a penis the size of an almond
>>69500385
Holy shit, stop being hostile
>>69500371
They were beinig ghosts anon
>>69500394
kek
Only answer 2bh
http://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/red-bull-ready-to-block-halo-2017-introduction-798075/
BASED RED BULL YES
With all this hostility towards either bully or froggy, am i the only one who wants to see a ricves podium? I want to see a double red bull win with maybe vetlel or le occasional texmex man on stage. An autistic finn is fine too.
>>69500432
why is this woman so angry
>>69500488
I like you, Portugal.
Congrats on your euro win, even though I supported the cheese eating surrender monkeys
>>69500500
that's a man and i have no idea
>>69500504
Sorry to dissappoint you, im the (one of the two) dutchfag on holiday in portugal. Unlike some autistic dutchfags here though, i fully support Tricky and i actually want to see him win a few times. Amx has all the time in the world, he can get more wins in the coming 20 seasons.
Another thing i noticed is that amx is getting increasingly more based with interviews, like that cheeky grin sunday when "mercs could crash". I really hope for some top banter this and next season with rb trolling the rest.
>>69500525
ok. can you find it? is important
>>69500427
>Red Bull's stance would be enough to block the Halo from introduction in 2017 unless the FIA wished to stand firm and force it through on safety grounds
>unless the FIA
fuck em
>>69500539
Yeah I'll find it right after your mother finds my dick.
>>69500560
that could take a while friend :x
>>69500371
Quite impressive. Your alpha male pheromones are strong enough to be picked up even over the smell of fuel.
>>69500514
how are finns so good at interneting?
>>69500368
I hope a driver dies because of these stupid things and they remove them in a kneejerk reaction.
>>69500394
Laughed audibly
Who /pokemongo/ here?
>>69500627
which driver?
>it's a Formula One has become a joke of a ""sport"" and autists still care episode
>>69500649
>You know which one
Do you really have to ask? I'm sure you could guess
>>69500663
i watch out of habit 2bh.
>>69500514
>you stole my pepe
>>69500684
it's a good pepe
also mine now
:^)
>>69500675
i can kinda guess but i still want to know
>>69500728
>How could you look so sad sitting in a Ferrari?
>oh
Amd Amx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9i2--MR_Xs
>>69500663
i'm new to it and tbph hamilton got me into it
normie media reporting on him hanging out with cara delevingne in 2015 and then i watched that monaco and got hooked
>>69500394
Kek
Made me chuckle which is unfortunate as I'm at work.
What racing have you lads been involved in? I used to race these years ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QlGUfw92Lk
>>69500984
I'm pretty based at Mario Kart
Are there people who unironically hate Max?
>>69500984
How do you into super karting? Maybe it's just because of where I live but there's really no way to join a lower series or club without tons of money and support
>>69500984
I once participated in a Quad race
I flipped mine in the first corner and got crushed between the fence and quad
>>69501045
I always think I do but then I realize that I don't
>>69501045
Theres at least one brit and one bogan hating on frogboy. Not sure if its real or only pretending to be retarded though, but they sure are consistent.
How is our brave Santa Ferucci doing in the Haas?
>>69501141
this was 45 bings ago
>>69500989
>Ferrari picking softer tyres
But they keep blowing up the softer tyres don't they? Or is it just the softs in particular that they blow up?
>>69501163
I see Gasly is testing his GP2 car?
>>69501163
What's with the Spaniards staying behind and having to suffer British summer?
>>69501112
I have uncannily similar feelings, although after this race I kinda respect him more. He seems to have dropped his retarded dive bombs that were eventually gonna hurt someone.
how do we fix this shit
Jensen Button is the best F1 driver in history. That's a FACT
He beat his teammate every season
He fought his way to a WDC in a underperforming car
He had the greatest drive in F1 history, at Canada in 2011
And he consistently puts the struggling Mclaren in the points, just like he did with Honda a decade ago
Fangio, Senna, and Schumacher combined couldn't muster the talent that Button has in one finger, so extraordinary is his car control
>>69501163
>0 Pirelli
>>69501416
A more true statement has never been uttered before this one.
>>69501416
>He beat his teammate every season
>2000
>2001
>2008
>2010
>2012
>2015
>He fought his way to a WDC in a underperforming car
Literally the best car
>He had the greatest drive in F1 history, at Canada in 2011
Memerace
>And he consistently puts the struggling Mclaren in the points, just like he did with Honda a decade ago
Utterly incorrect
Amerifag BTFO
could you be any more wrong?
>>69501560
It was only the best car for the second part of the season.
>>69501053
We're pretty lucky here for that stuff. You can get a decent used package for around £1500 and £100 odd for race entry with fuel and other stuff on top. Obviously you can spend many times more than that but you can have a great race with people even if you're not right at the top.
I have no idea what it's like where you are but here the 'professional' guys are more interested in the normal F1 ladder short circuit kart series than superkarts. If you haven't already find out if there's any races going on and talk to some guys on a practice day or after the races, in my experience they are always glad to help out people getting into it.
>>69501070
Did you break anything?
>>69501416
>That's a FACT
Chris what are you doing in america
>>69501694
Growing up in Massachusetts suburbs was a mistake
Two Portugeese grills already want the D. South Europe is so ez. I'm a decent lad though, keeping them at arms length for my true love is amongst me.
Found a decent wifi spot earlier today but it's a whole 2 minute walk downhill and I'm too lazy to do that just for some shitposting.
So what do you think happened between Ros & Ves? Did they have to swap trophies post-race? I'd love to see that. Bet Ves had an gill-to-gill grin on his face.
>>69501778
>True love is amongst me
What, your sister? Didn't bother reading the rest of what you said
>>69501778
pretty sure they didn't do it in person but through other team members
>>69499650
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_Es6eL1yBHw&feature=youtu.be
>Based Hunt
>>69501778
Pretty sure RB keep their driver's trophies, not sure what happens at Mercedes
>>69501796
Yes, I'm kidding though.
She isn't actually yet amongst me, we'll only spend the last week together here and we aren't lovers either. Got a bunch of friends with me though and I'm not the type that fucks sluts apart from the odd partynight slut when we're both drunk.
>>69501876
Why would they keep a drivers' trophy?
Would make sense to swap them through the constructors though. Rosberg gives it to Toto, Horner takes frogboy's and the two shake hands as they swap 'm before they give 'm to their owners.
>>69498081
>McLaren 1994 (F1 team, Honda'd and Autismd)
>>69501940
Does your sister ever join you when you fuck party sluts? Do your friends hit on your sister?
>>69501589
You mean the first part.
>>69502028
I don't remember desu but either way the car wasn't super dominate
>>69501940
Assuming you both were extremely drunk, could you imagine your sister to be that """"""""slut"""""""" for you?
This is starting to look pretty exciting by the way. That tight 3-6 & 10-14 for the WDC. And Ferrari vs Redbull, Williams vs FI in the WCC.
>>69502006
I don't fuck around when my sister is around obviously. Friends will leave while she arrives. We got here with two cars and a trailer (like, not the caravan type but sort of like a big closet on wheels) to pack all our camping shit into. She'll fly in by plane and we'll stay in an hotel for the last week and drive the second car back.
Friendly reminder that only literal autists and Dorftrottel follow F1.
:)
>you will never have such a close relationship with your sister (or anyone for that matter) as this dutchfag
Hold me, brehs.
>>69502197
Tägliche Erinnerung, dass Sie einen Schlappschwanz sind.
:)
>>69502138
That sounds nice, anon. I'm only kidding with the lewd stuff obviously but it sounds like a pretty fun vacation. Euros have it pretty nice being able to visit other countries so easily.
However smelling your sisters cooch is still weird so don't do that
>>69502045
It was utterly dominant in the the first part. Their double diffuser practically won it for them. Once the other top teams started making their own, then it was when the Brawns started falling behind but it was too late.
>>69502226
I genuinely struggle with close relationships with family members unless I'm intoxicated.
>>69501560
You got baited hard, you idiot
>Fatal or serious injury crashes in F1 that were the fault of the driver themselves, or another driver, i.e. not a mechanical failure etc
I'll start
>Jules Bianchi
>Gilles Villeneuve
>>69502297
Thanks.
> easily
Four days of driving and honestly I'm fucking spent. Underestimated the distance and we basically got fucked at the Belgian-French borders already due to traffic. Didn't conserve my own energy at all the first three days and yesterdays' stint wrecked me.
> taking retarded 3rd world shithole road approaching 20% slopes with a fucking packed three cilinder diesel and a ~ 650kg trailer the last 10km
Taking a nice slow day though and I'll be good tomorrow.
Gonna swim around in the pool now. Have a nice one, friends.
>>69502561
Francois Cevert.
>>69502599
Please bring the summer back with you.
>>69502599
I prefer Nicky's blog tbfh
>>69502599
>driving for four days
Quite the madman.
>in his debut in formula 1 he got 9 consecutive podiums
>from 2007 to 2015 he has finished below his teammate only once
Look this guy, don't you just want to root for him?
We'll never have the old hamilton back and it kills me.
Who's your favourite driver, /f1/?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10728586
http://www.strawpoll.me/10728586
http://www.strawpoll.me/10728586
>>69502561
Wolfgang von Trips?
>>69502561
I thought Gilles suspension or aero broke and that's why he crashed?
>>69502599
How long are you there for though? Hopefully it's worth all that driving. I thought the six hour drive to Watkins Glen was bad lmao
https://twitter.com/F1_Retro/status/752471284764839936
>>69502561
I feel sorry for tractorcunt, he's unfairly blamed for Jules.
>>69502561
>Jules Bianchi
No.
http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/117031
>>69502561
>>69503069
How the fuck was Jules' death his fault? If the tractor hadn't been there he would have gone into the barrier and survived
>>69503101
I think speeding under double yellow flag
>>69503101
There were yellows. But it still wasn't his fault because important parts of the car had problems.
>>69503101
If you crash under yellows its technically always the driver's fault unless it is a mechanical failure.
He was also pushing hard in crazy rain conditions on worn interns for no real reason and ignored yellow flags
Of course it is partially Charlies/the marshalls fault for allowing a tractor onto a live race track but had Bianchi followed the rules (of yellow flags) then he wouldn't have went on and crashed.
>Captcha: Select all construction vehicles
>>69501694
>>69501768
On the off chance I find myself with a shitload of money somehow, I'm 99% certain I'm going to retire early and spent the rest of my days going to a few F1 races each year, and then just spend the rest of my time karting. Every time I've tried it, its been so much bloody fun. But the problem with Motorsport in general as an interest is how damn expensive it is if you want to get into it yourself regularly. Its not like basketball or football where the cost of entry is so low in comparison. It sucks.
As for the going to races part of the dream, I feel like 5 a year would be manageable if money wasn't a concern.
>Monaco
>Spa
>Monza
>Suzuka
>Montreal
probably be the 5 I'd go to desu
>>69501414
Remove Italians.
Is he officially >our guy?
>>69503112
>>69503119
>>69503158
Ah didn't know that. Guess that is a bit stupid.
Going to repost my poll lads, place your votes.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10728586
http://www.strawpoll.me/10728586
http://www.strawpoll.me/10728586
>>69503285
t.b.h. you have shit nicknames famalam
>>69503195
Totally. He even looks like the kind of person that 4chan would put in a banner.
>>69503321
Someone needs to replace the Haas logo with a 4chan logo, and submit it next time they're asking for banners
>>69503315
Suck my dick famalam
What did Hamilton mean by this?
>>69503163
I would do the same. I would love to go to Montral considering it's only a six and a half hour drive from me (Massachusetts fag again) but I would love to go to any F1 race really. Especially for the whole weekend. And if I had the money I would definitely buy a junior formula car but that's literally never going to happen because of how expensive it is
>Tfw doomed to be a lowly mechanic for the rest of my days while lawyers and doctors go to track days on the regular
Flavio be a fud boy he dindu nuffin
>>69501414
>Last constructors championship: 2008
>mfw
I will never stop rooting for them though.
>>69502561
Senna desu.
Went too fast and the car understeered.
Final blogpost.
Diet's over, I failed. Sorry everyone.
That is all.
>>69503698
How can you be fat when your economy is starving.
>>69500984
regular karting for fuckin years and a single test in a formula ford
What do you hope happens to JB next year?
I hope he goes to Williams. I think there's absolutely no reason for McLaren to keep him over Stoffel Vandoorne. Stoffel is an investment for the future, he's a great driver, and he will cost a fraction of the money.
But Massa is shit so JB should replace him.
>>69503698
god fucking damn it, nick. i believed in you. rip.
>>69503698
'NO'
That is where the fun begins, don't stop blogging now. You are known for sleeping 12 hours a day. Do you really want people to forget about that?
>2016
>Living in Greece
>Not wanting to be a meme on a bhutanian ostrich farmers board
>>69500984
Classic Cup.
>>69503698
You can't fail that fast, stavros.
Today was just a bad day. Try again tomorrow
>>69503668
That corner was supposed to be taken flat out anyway.
Senna's car temporarily lost grip during the corner and oversteered, Senna then counter steered but the car immediately regained grip and then went off in the direction of the wall on the outside.
The steering column may have also contributed to the crash in some way.
>>69503698
How did you fail?
Did you just fall to the temptations of a packet of biscuit or are you just giving up and going back to stuffing your fat fucking face again?
>>69499127
>>69499218
>He knew of the curse
>He didn't quit commentating
>'Surely there is no such thing as curses'
>He doesn't know about meme magic
It's not over yet....
>>69503771
>bhutanian ostrich farmers board
Best one I've seen so far
>>69503698
Your final blogpost should be you providing us a live stream where we can watch you crush yourself to death under your own weight, much like a beached whale.
Jesus Christ, Nick, it isn't that hard to diet
- t. 52 kilo skeltal
>>69501768
Literally nothing to complain about. I grew up in fucking Wisconsin
>>69502865
Eh not the full 24 hours. 8am to 6pm is quite managable, with a 15 minute stop every 2 hours.
>>69503055
24 days in total, take away 7 or 8 for travelling to and from.
>>69503698
Low energy Greek, a diet isn't just "over", you stopped keeping to it. Just a matter of keeping to it again. Be consistent at it. You're literally killing yourself currently.
>>69503758
Goes to a different motorsport dude, sad to say but it's over for him.
>>69503962
It seems that he understeered, he tried to fix and then lost control.
Dunno if the column helped in anything. Either way, it wasn't the crash that killed him but some part of the car that punctured the helmet. Quite sad.
>>69503472
At least you get to know you are not a thief like businessmen and lawyers.
>>69495128
Which of the current F1 drivers do you think will win a championship (NOT including 2016) before retiring?
My guess: Vettel, Amx (Mainly because he's gonna get like 20 tries at it), Hamilton
>>69504075
Wasn't it bumpy and low grip at the deep end of that corner which is why he couldn't save it after the oversteer moment? There was a whole investigation and shit, I read about it but I don't know the details. Before my time anyway, still Senna seemed an incredibly interesting character with some childish traits but also a truckload of passion and love for the sport.
>>69504170
Hamilton
Verstappen
Ricciardo
Perez
Vandoorne
>>69503962
>>69504075
porpoising
not a fan of peter windsor but watch his analysis of the crash, it seems to be pretty legit
>>69504213
Why Perez?
>>69504170
Verstappen, Sainz if he gets in the right places, Vettel, Hamilton. Ricciardo next year. Maybe Bottas in a meme season. He's quite good desu.
>>69501835
Now all ted needs is a trilby
>>69504184
Senna here is portrait more for his humanistic side than driving. How he was humble and created a organization that helps the poor areas, pretty nice stuff. In his Institute main HQ he was an actual McLaren from the 90's that he won in a bet against Ron Dennis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZAg63XhOPU
>>69504218
Gonna check that.
>>69504229
because hes getting podiums in his shitbox
>>69504170
Rosberg
Verstappen
Ricciardo
maybe Sainz
maybe Magnussen if he stays at Renault they get a monster advantage on any new regs
maybe Alonso if the McLaren gets competitive within 2-3 years
those last two are mostly wishful thinking on my part, being an Alonso and Renault fanboy
>>69504229
He's a great driver. He'll be signed by a great team at some point and he'll win a WDC. Cap this.
dubs and da scooterrhea wins hungry
>>69504298
Perez is the new Fisichella. Le Occasional Podium Man when he is driving in the midfield, completely useless in a top team.
>>69502599
>>69502865
>Been driving all weekend
>mad...............man
>mad...............max
guys rl pepe is with us and he's not even trying to hide it tbqfhm
>>69504416
>Rosberg
Pic related
>Verstappen
Yup will probably happen at some point
>Ricciardo
COULD happen, I'm less certain of him 2bh
>Sainz
Yeah that's a good shout, he's got years ahead of him and he's a very good driver
>Magnussen
I don't see it 2bh
>Alonso
Unless McLaren somehow ace the new regs next year, no.
>>69504213
>>69504252
I think you guys are overestimating how many people on a grid will win a(nother) WDC in the future. Look at the lineup for any given year and it's extremely rare for the number to be above 4.
The majority of drivers never win a race. Even the majority of those driving F1 for several years
>>69504493
>Unless McLaren somehow ace the new regs next year, no.
McLaren can ace the regs all they want. They still have a GP2 engine
I accidentally some Hamilquads
>>69504444
>vettel gets interviewed by a has been slag on dutch tv in english
well thats some shamefur fucking display who doesn't know german here
>>69504537
That's why I only picked one of the current top drivers (Hamilton) to win another (and I only say that because he'll win this year)
Ricciardo is a bit of a longshot, I'm not sure if he will to be honest.
But Max will just because of the hype surrounding him, which means a team with a good car will always put their weight 100% behind him, so he'll win one.
Perez I do think is a talent for the future and, I dunno, maybe a WDC is a longshot. But I think he will definitely end up in a top team.
And Vandoorne isn't currently on the grid really is he. But I reckon he's another good bet for the future.
Yeah they probably won't all win WDCs but I at least think that all those five will CONTEND for a WDC.
>>69504537
Well that too, Honda need to make a big leap
>>69503379
nuthin wrong with a post race rub
would you really make them wait through all the media bs to relieve all that stress?
>>69504643
>I at least think that all those five will CONTEND for a WDC.
Sure, but who can contend is a much easier question
>>69504643
Ricciardo in the right car and if he can uncuck himself, he definitely can. Not afraid to fight at the front and not a huge choker, quite confident overall at least for now. All could change if he succumbs to the Webber curse.
Max will win like 5 because he is already in a top team and rated highly by every person that matters and has 20 years left in the sport.
Perez won't. His only top team chance is Ferrari and he isn't the only one in contention for that seat and even if he gets to Ferrari they won't let him beat Vettel.
Vandoorne can if he ever gets a drive lol assuming he doesn't get fully choked by Alonso, or Alonso retires eventually. I don't think Alonso will permit Vandoorne to beat him no matter how good and quick he might be.
Also bear in mind that there's going to be a lot of great talent coming into F1. Hell, maybe even Wehrlein will inherit the Merc drive. I'm sure he could perform at Rosberg-tier levels in a great car at the minimum. Also GP3/GP2 lads seem to have some paths open to an F1 future already and of course..
..
Mick Schumacher
>>69504722
Go fuck yourself
You asked a fucking question and I gave you a fucking answer
Fuck off
>>69504643
>(and I only say that because he'll win this year)
NOT INCLUDING 2016 NOT INCLUDING 2016 NOT INCLUDING 2016 NOT INCLUDING 2016 NOT INCLUDING 2016 NOT INCLUDING 2016 NOT INCLUDING 2016 NOT INCLUDING 2016 NOT INCLUDING 2016 REEEEEEEEEE >>69504170
>>69504170
>>69504170
>>69504843
No need to be so angry. I just said you pussied out on your answer a bit, nothing more than that.
jeez.
>>69504843
>I gave you a fucking answer
no, you gave a retarded answer, not a fucking answer
>>69504043
Wisconsin must not be that bad in terms of racing though, is it? Don't you guys have lots of short ovals and stuff? I have to go to Connetticut or NH for that kind of stuff, it's not obviously what I'm super into but going to short tracks on a weekend can be super comfy and interesting.
>FP1 is 9 days, 16 hours, 55 minutes away
>/f1/ tensions rise
>>69503758
Lucks into a winning car (again), beats his better driver teammate for WDC in the last race, and doesn't have a contract for 2018.
>>69504651
Is this a real thing?
>>69504830
I can see Perez or another ok but not fantastic driver getting a WDC through good timing and luck, sort of like Button.
Magnussen, Perez, Bottas, etc. are not quite there on par with the old WDCs drivers and the hot and incredible young talent, but it could happen.
>>69504545
Hi TWAIN
>>69502599
Was this you?!??
>>69504218
What a mouth breathing idiot
>Senna blacked out due to holding his breath
So while unconscious he braked down from 300 to 200kmh and was still giving steering input
>Frank Williams ordered the destruction of the wreck once returned to England, INCLUDING the black box and everything
That's not suspicious at all, nope
What a fucker, trying to cover for Williams, Senna's death was their fault, Neweys fault, Williams' fault, they put him in a car with a fatigued steering column that snapped at a time of when it would be under the most pressure (flat out in a corner). It was OBVIOUSLY the steering that failed, why would Senna go straight into the fucking wall after realizing he was leaving the track, he braked hard and OF COURSE would have yanked the wheel to the left to not hit head on. He couldn't because the fucking car wasn't reacting.
Disgusting British "media" trying to cloud the facts.
>>69505123
Of course talent-wise I'm sure any of those guys could do it, except maybe Magnussen. desu it's hard to assess how good Magnussen actually is, McLaren season was rookie shit and at least he's beating Palmer at Renault
I also find it hard to see any of those drivers in top drives unless Perez makes it to Ferrari or Renault keeps Magnussen and has a good car next year and in the future
>>69505097
why would I lie on the internet?
>>69504170
>Red Bull RB12 power unit
>TAG Heuer
What the fuck am I reading
>>69502959
>1 vote
>>69505305
Are you that dense that you haven't figured that out yet?
>>69505330
Felipe is a weird goblin creature
I feel bad for him getting that head injury though, nice guy I'm sure, just funny to look at
>>69505362
W-what
No bully
It's a Renault
>>69505218
>Frank Williams ordered the destruction of the wreck once returned to England, INCLUDING the black box and everything
Wasn't Newey, Williams, and Head charged with Manslaughter, but due to the age of the case, nothing was done.
>>69505388
Yes
>>69505365
I really felt he deserved this title. I realize Ferrari did fuck up in Singapore, but he was driving so well that weekend, he put the car on pole and just seemed to have the measure of the track.
One point.
>>69505382
Yeah, but for whatever reason it's called a TAG. Probably because RBR got salty at Renault last year, and also probably because TAG took over the big Infiniti sponsorship. TAG have had engines named after them before; I think they were Porsche.
>>69505447
He was always a good driver, reserved chap with manners
>>69502959
Only one answer.
Also check this sick OC
>>69505641
Why does he always looks as if he had seen something traumatizing?
>>69503698
I see you put as much effort into your diet as Greece put into fixing it's economy
>>69505652
He's seen the engine upgrades RBR are getting this season.
>>69505447
Daily reminder:
>He lost 8 points by beaching his car in Malaysia
>He lost 8 points by beaching his car in Malaysia
>He lost 8 points by beaching his car in Malaysia
>>69502959
Come on now, who the fuck is spamming Gimi
Choc Senna and AMX were comfortably in the lead and out of nowhere there's been an extra 8 or so votes for Gimi
>>69505388
If you watch the on board video of the last lap leading up to the crash the amount of travel the steering wheel has noticeably increases from the start of the video to the last corner, gradually.
Any racer could look at the footage and tell there is no countersteering, he just takes the corner as usual and doesn't even attempt to countersteer in the last fraction of footage (or make any particularly strong rotation on the wheel)
The car was turning and then just stopped. If it wasn't the much fabled fatigued column then it was definitely a mechanical failure of some kind.
Also loss of DF due to 'porpoising' would have made the car rotate (spin out) of the corner, whereas it just went straight on from the loss of control.
I have to blame the column because most other functions of the car would have induced some rotation prior to impact or prevented the amount of deceleration that senna was able to produce prior to leaving the track through braking.
>>69505756
Didn't the cars have all sorts off electronic assists back then too?
>>69505843
first year without them again
>>69505756
That Ferrari had a really odd throttle/engine map, in Silverstone, they just couldn't get on the throttle at all.
>>69505869
Something was seriously up with their gearboxes, I think they choose to run a 'safe' setting and avoid the penalty for changing the box and are probably looking for a fix before the next race.
>>69505967
Are you aware we're not talking about current Ferrari
Their main problem anyway, is shit aero because Italians only know about building fast engines, not so much aerodynamics. Plus reliability like all fucking Italian cars ever made
Also doesn't Vetlel keep complaining about his car becoming slower and slower with each lap? Especially during quali. The wear on the car and gearbox is crazy shit. Bad gearboxes and shifting probably leads to what he complains about, the piece of shit isn't able to torque out the way it should as the race goes on so it's irrelevant whether the engine does 1000hp or 1500hp.
>>69505802
One is mine.
>>69501835
JUST
>>69502959
>fettle scrapping with chocosenna for third
Didn't expect that. I guess it's nighttime in Spiderland.
>>69505139
Can't see cuz iPad.
>>69503379
>That fucking smirk from secondberg
>>69506083
I wonder what's going to happen now with the Brexit vote, as James Allen wanted to spend time with his children, and Ferrari were going to make a UK base in the old Catherham factory.
>>69502959
>favourite driver
1. Alonslo
2. Secondberg
3. Gimi
>>69506139
PARK
Magny Cours sort of looks like a bagina?
>>69506230
It wouldn't stop them from doing that.
>>69506364
James Allison* sorry
>>69499516
>and if you roll you won be sitting on your head
The line between the air intake and front of the car has to extend a bit beyond to where the drivers helmet could potentially go in a crash. This is not an issue the halo resolves
>>69506334
I see what you mean
>>69506117
It could be the gearbox but I think most of their problems with this come with the tires. Comparatively also Mercedes turn their engines up for Q2 and Q3 which is a mode they only use for literally 2-3 laps total per weekend as it is too straining/risky to use for longer.
The current Ferrari is just not very good and I think it only functions well on the right surface when the track is hot. Had the quali at Austria been 30 degrees they probably would have been very close to the Merc.
I'm not a Ferrari apologist but coincidentally the race and/or quali conditions for the last many races have been very rainy/cloudy/mild temperatures.
Ferrari were pretty good in Bahrain and China, even very close in China quali until both of them choked at the hairpin (and race). Russia Vettel got fucked but Merc was stronger. Spain Ferrari were pretty decent but not amazing, supposedly setup issues but that's just what they say.
Canada, Monaco, Austria and Britain were all either cloudy or rainy, i.e. not hot and sunny.
Baku Mercedes just had the advantage.
Maybe Ferrari is just shit everywhere, I dunno.
![800px-Scandinavian_Raceway.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/MXk50Za.png "800px-Scandinavian Raceway.svg[1]")
>>69506364
Tell me what this looks like
>>69506604
meant for
>>69506334
>>69506604
Tossed salad
>>69506604
A paintgun with a shoulder thingamajig.
>>69506604
Benis :DDDD
>>69506604
Like a shitty track
>Maldonado observed around the IndyCar garage over the weekend
>>69506957
RIP Indycar field
>>69506182
Vettel's a cool guy. I think he has the best banter in the paddock 2bh.
>>69506236
>Secondberg
Why?
>>69507069
he's not karam-tier, to be fair.
>>69507069
I know, maldonado is much faster than any of those guys
>>69506182
I actually voted for crashyat desu
Who voted for Haryanto tho?
>>69507141
>Who voted for Haryanto tho?
i didn't, but Rio is alright, doing better than i expected 2bh. He's usually just as fast as Wehrlein in quali, and i partially agree with what another anon said that his poor race performance is probably due to the fact he's a bit scared and hesitant in the car. if he ever settles down, he could have a nice little career as a midfielder.
>>69507088
forgiving an air of arrogance that is probably just a product of his upbrining, Nico seems like an ordinary boring nice guy, and, not that he's particularly great, but I think he is very underrated as a driver, especially itt.
>>69500984
I was racing at Donington recently in mine, however mine is a short circuit based kart, i still finished in the top half ( i think 47 entered in the 125cc class that weekend )
>>69507315
oops posted the cropped version
>>69507291
Definitely not slagging Rio, I'm just wondering if there's Indonesia-posters lurking. Normally they're out full force supporting him. Honestly as bad as TeamLH sometimes.
>>69507369
There's one regular Indonesian.
>>69507291
>if he ever settles down
I doubt he'll get the chance since his money is drying up. Isn't he only funded until the summer break, or did he find some more funding?
At least, that means Indy 500 Winner™ Alexander Rossi will be back in F1.
>>69507315
>>69507350
How much does a kart like that cost?
Also how many gears does it have?
>>69506230
>James Allen
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_a_urdgrl2E&feature=youtu.be
>>69507431
http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/125178/haryanto-secures-manor-drive-for-rest-of-year
>>69507460
I miss James Allen, he's fucking miles better than Crofty, and isn't a fucking disgusting shill like Ted.
>>69507450
They vary quite alot, you can buy a £500 snotter and do quite well still if you set it up right, i laugh at people who have to buy the newest chassis every new season thinking it will make them win when they don't realise the chassis techology and development has barely changed in the last 15 years, probably more.
I paid £3000 for mine, the engine alone is worth £2000-2500 and then i completely stripped it down and rebuilt it replacing every nut and bolt and got everything exactly how i wanted it.
The kart has 6 gears, sequential gearbox, on the longer circuits you can reach around 120mph, probably a little more if you fit the aerodynamic bodywork to it
>>69507417
As long as he doesn't have a boat we're all fine.
>>69507450
6 gears. Probably around £1500-£5000 depending how old it is.
>>69507528
so you're ded if you crash right?
>Ocon in the Mercedes on medium tyres is just 1.5 sec. behind Alonso and the McLaren on supersofts
>>69507528
I'll just point out ( as my previous post may seem hypocritical ) that i used to race in an old kart that cost a few hundred pounds, with an engine from the 1990's and still won 2 championships up against people with the latest engine / chassis so i thought i'd finally treat myself and actually try an 'up to date' kart
>>69507569
They are quite safe, the worst injury i've ever had is a sprained wrist and that was when i rolled the kart, flew out of it and landed on the track, this was because of a novice who decided to brake for no reason going down the main straight
>>69507587
McClaren
That's what I thought it was spelt like at first.
>>69507315
I drove my long circuit 125 on some tiny kart club tracks and it was horrible, it's so much nicer on full sized track.
>>69507528
>you can reach around 120mph
Are you fucking serious? I mean, this can't be safe. What if something brakes and you spin at that speed for example? Literally every old shitbox would be much safer to crash in at that speed on a public road, wouldn't it?
>>69507587
testing times don't mean anything
>>69503698
go on a holiday, or just some place different where you get out of the routine, it helps a lot, its how i quit smoking weed, i was addicted for 6 years or something
>>69507711
topkek
the halo actually doesn't look that bad on the Red Bull. maybe Ferrari just needed to put a red one on
>>69507645
You should see the 250 twins, they make it seem like you are standing still in a 125.
The runoffs are usually pretty big for a kart, and you're wearing bike leathers if you get thrown out. I saw worse accidents in 4 stroke karts than in these, the guys have so much more respect for each other.
>>69507773
>Implying the Halo actually works
>Implying the Halo looks good
>>69507482
He got way too much shit back in the day.
>Murray>Ben>James>>>>>>>Crofty.
>>69506117
maybe the power delivery is not snooth enough yet.
>>69507711
His holiday helped him fail his diet.
>>69503698
Dude. I lost 100 pounds and I've kept it off. It's hard, but not impossible. You fucking loser.
>>69507814
>Implying the Halo actually doesn't work
No proof of either really. I can't fight you on the looks tho.
>>69503758
JB always lands on his feet. It's been "his final year" since fucking 2001. I wouldn't be surprised if McLaren kept Alonso/Button and leased Vandoorne to Toro Rosso or something.
Bored at work. What race do I try and find on dailymotion lads?
>>69507773
kill yourself
>>69507965
>no proof
except for common sense of course, imagine the spring that hit massa's helmet bouncing off the thing and hitting him in the chest
>>69507528
>on the longer circuits you can reach around 120mph,
>in a fucking kart
You people will get what's coming to you, eventually.
Get a fucking shitbox beater and race it instead, holy shit. What's even the motivation, if you're going those speeds, to drive a fucking kart? Karts are cool and cute for reasons other than speed.
If I wanted to drive fast I'd just get a sports Clio and race it around Nuerburg.
>>69508002
Hungary 2006, Canada 2011, Japan 2005, Spain 1994 or 1996, Belgium 1998, Monaco 1982.
>>69507934
I've lost 30 pounds and it wasn't hard at all. Just started exercising and eating less. After two weeks I didn't WANT to eat more than I did.
Another 30 to go until I'm perfect again :3
>>69508054
Thanks man
>>69508077
Silverstone 2016 was epic
Real racing, no politics or money
;^)
>>69508017
That's conjecture. What if the spring bounced off the middle strut and fell into the grass?
>>69508002
1985 Zandvoort
1987 Silverstone
2011 Monza
2012 Valencia
>>69508002
I'd watch Brazil 2007, 2008 or 2012
or Silverstone 2013 for maximum tyre memes
MY FUCKING SIDES. joe's award claims apple are in the frame to buy the rights to f1. dear g-d, kek.
>Elsewhere two former F1 team principals Ross Brawn and Adam Parr have joined forces to create a book called Total Competition, in which they promise to reveal some of the secrets that Brawn used to win a string of World Championships with Benetton, Ferrari and Brawn F1
do want.
>>69507645
I know it doesn't sound it but they are pretty safe.
Here is a clip of me ending up in a field, this was the first session trying the newly rebuilt kart, i checked and double checked everything, apart from the brake bias... it was set all to the front, i didn't notice it so much on the first couple of laps going really steady, so when i hit the brakes for the first time a bit harder, my fuck up soon hit me and it all went to shit, you'll see it's quite bumpy off line in the braking area and most of you will know what can happen with a heavy front brake bias and you hit a few bumps, the kart i was attempting to overtake was a 250cc kart, but it was just a test day so they run both classes. It was probably my most embarrassing moment in Karting, and i've been doing it since i was 12.
>>69508243
do you ever use the kerbs?
>>69508022
>sports clio
>fast
>>69508219
>Brawn GP
There are no secrets there. It was a frankensteined Honda and it was driven by world class driver Jensen Button (just 2 years prior to his performance peak at the 2011 Canadian GP).
>>69508243
>it's really not that dangerous
>misses a kart by a hair
If you had hit that fucker you'd be in a wheelchair, moron.
>>69508243
>when the DRS opens at 0:09
>>69508104
Memes aside I was actually very glad I woke up at 7:30 in the morning to watch that race. Was actually really good imo
>>69508294
>world class driver Jensen Button
>Money is always a topic for discussion in Formula 1 and so it is worth noting that billionaire’s son Lance Stroll is continuing to build up his credentials to become an F1 driver with a plan to conduct a programme of private F1 tests all over the world, using a 2014 car to avoid political troubles. The word is that he will have 15 days of testing at tracks that he has never visited. This will cost a fortune but will help him be more attractive for teams in the future and help him be competitive if he does get an F1 break
>>69508293
Nigga pls
I could have said Mini too but I'm not gay so there.
>>69508277
It depends on the type of kerb alot of them upset the kart too much, i use them through chicanes and on corner exits if i know i'm not losing any time
>>69508219
Post >yfw all steering wheels get replaced by iPads
>>69508294
>world class driver Jensen Button
>>69508363
If Foreskindia 3D print their iPad wheel, will Apple sue them in court for copyright violation and counterfeit production?
>>69508314
>americans in charge of racing
I expect nothing less from the country whi's biggest motorsport is turn left.
>>69508301
bait
Never mind guys, Dailymotion doesn't work anymore.
>>69508389
Banter levels rising
>>69508389
I thought there was some good racing going on and there were lots of driver errors. What wasn't entertaining about it other than being HWL?
>>69508393
>high speed collision in a paper mache kart, with no protection other than a helmet
>durr id walk it off
I hope you fucking crash so I never see your terrible posts here again.
>>69508323
Give source now pls
>>69508320
>>69508380
>beat Trulli, Villeneuve, Sato, Barrichello, Hamilton, Perez, Magnussen, and beating Alonso at Mclaren
>le he sucks xD
>>69508442
Oh, Germany
>>69508460
https://joesaward.wordpress.com/2016/07/12/notebook-from-middle-england/
so much drivel in there, it mentions apple are in the mix to buy the f1 rights.
>>69508427
Safety Car start that just lead to a race starting with switching to inters. No really good battles beyong amx and ros with the overtake on the outside of beckets being the only real highlight
I'm sensing a lot of anger in these recent posts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cReN1Wb1MWk
Le Mans looks mint.
>>69508442
I hope your country is invaded by habib and muhammed.
Like, even more of them lel.
>>69508538
>le kebab meme
Meanwhile, things are perfectly calm and quiet in Germany since the new years thing.
>>69508538
There are so many things wrong with what he said, he can't be serious, no one who is into motorsport can be this stupid
>>69508243
Holy shit man, that looks pretty dangerous to me. I'd like to try it too one day for sure, but definitely on a smaller circuit at lower speed.
Anyway, good luck to you m8, I hope you won't go too far beyond your limits, it's only a hobby after all.
>>69508520
are you an psychic?
>>69508586
I literally have no idea, I just saw an opportunity for bantz and went for it.
If you no longer go for a bant which exists you are no longer a shitposter.
>>69508509
Oh yeah I kind of forgot about the SC start that actually was horse shit. If they bring the halos to the next iteration of cars will they let the drivers start in the rain?
>>69508610
Motorsport is dangerous but thats why we love it.
It's not the speed that will hurt you, it's what you hit. I've broken bones doing 10mph and walked away from crashes above 90mph.
Thanks for the kind words though.
>>69508625
Yes my friend. Just check out this six (6).
>>69508662
>If you no longer go for a bant which exists you are no longer a shitposter.
Nice reference I rate it 6/10
>>69508668
You could create boat chassis and they'd still force them to drive behind the safety car.
>>69508715
>tfw no boat chassis designed by edd china and driven by mike 'top work' brewer
>>69508494
Good god its like reading a conspiracy theorists blog
>joe """motogp isnt actually a motorsport""" saward
>>69508715
>boat chassis
Ferrari have been doing that for ages.
>>69508757
>joe 'death to vijay mallya' saward
>joe 'i haven't lived in the uk for 20 years but should have a vote in the eu referendum' saward
was he always so moody before his sister was raped?
>>69508754
Wheeler dealers is fucking excellent. Those arguments they have at the start of the episode get pretty heated though ;)
>>69508819
>Sister was raped
Woah what
>>69504278
>In his Institute main HQ he was an actual McLaren from the 90's
>>69508855
years back. someone mocked it on his blog a few months back and he switched.
also, charlie whiting's brother nick was murdered in the 90s.
>>69508928
He switched what, his personality? Sorry I'm not up to date on this stuff.
>>69508850
>someone else on /f1/ likes it
feels. ;_;
all done for the cameras fäm.
>>69509014
lel. he went mental (moreso than usual). the comment was made on reddit - who said it waslikely a 4chan poster, kek. saward tracked the comment to a german vpn abd dared the person to say the comment to his face.
>>69509071
>That German is probably in this thread right now
Spooky
>>69509071
>saward tracked the comment to a german vpn abd dared the person to say the comment to his face.
Lad calling that poster out
>>69509071
Holy crap what was the comment that got him so butthurt?
>>69509223
>i find it hilarious that your sister was raped
something like that.
>>69508762
>that chassis
>a boat
Boats can at least handle water.
>>69508485
>Trulli
>good at anything else but quali and train manufacturing
>Villeneuve
>good in the slightest
>Sato
>good
>not a memedriver
>Barrichello
>good
(also lost to him once)
>Hamilton
>beaten by Button overall
In like 1 season where he was #blessed with greater reliability and less incidents. He wasn't far off Hamilton and Hamilton didn't destroy him but he really didn't beat him aside from 1 season
>Perez
>good in 2013
>a worthy person to beat even in 2016
>Magnussen
>not shit
>beating Alonso
>'no'
2015 was a meme season with shit tier meme cars so it doesn't really count when the engines were blowing up left and right and they finished behind Sauber
what a guy indeed
>>69509247
kek that is pretty funny to be fair, I bet he was a Straya shitposter proxying
>>69509278
Nah that wording screams German bantz.
>>69508110
it's red bull's argument, not mine actually
>no F1 this week
>might have to finally clean my fucking apartment
>maybe I should read a book
>OR
>i could just watch youtube videos of fat autistic teenagers playing F1 games
Lads...
>>69509711
what the fuck is this
>>69509730
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-cVSmXe-NPjAYJSRfJ7lM_pCj7kRR06J
Enjoy!
>>69509711
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>>69509711
I have to second Aquafresh here.
>>69509785
Alright. I see how that might appeal the lets play demographics.
Is he at least good? I don't know F1 2015, is he playing with a spec series setting?
>>69509711
>xmattyg>Tiametmarduk>>>>>>aarava.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nZSY5qZle-g&feature=youtu.be
>>69509785
don't think this is for me
>>69509874
He's one of the worst youtubers at f1 in terms of racing ability.
>>69509785
Is he actually racing? Is this a spectator mode just for recording videos?
Please respond I can't watch a video right now
>>69509909
Huh. Fits the job description, d.e.s.u.
>>69509978
From the ~1 minute I watched it seems he does highlights of his races.
>>69509711
>RIC - Red Bull
>VES - Red Bull
>GAS - Toro Rosso
>SAI - Toro Rosso
>KVY
>>69510009
Ahhh that's kind of dumb then
>>69509978
Yes, he is racing. That screen is from the qualifying highlights at the start of the video.
>>69510046
Yeah, he modded the game for the second season. Vandoorne at Macca, Button at Williams, Rosberg at Merc and so on. Bretty cool.
>>69509888
MattyG fucking sucks at driving and doesn't have damage turned on though?
>>69509888
I don't know the first guy but Tiametmarduk is okay
Bit of an autist but I watch his videos sometimes
normie meem incoming
When's the next meme race?
>>69510203
hungary last year was pretty memey
>>69510199
Thanks for the maymay friend!!! XDDD
saved and put it in my F1 maymay folder!!! XD
>>69510199
That's pretty racist, Magyar.
>>69510199
Kek. Verstappen should be happy Pepe though, I don't think I've ever seen him sad
>>69502561
Lauda
Bandini
>We're not even talking about it until Monza, Dennis told BBC Sport. Why should we decide now?
so jenson can look at other teams, you autistic cunt.
Daniel Ricciardo
Daniil Kvyat
Nico Rosberg
Nico Hulkenberg
This triggers my bi-autism, can't they just have more unique names like Le-a (the dash don't be silent) and Grapedrankisha?
>>69510402
Happy or determined imo
>>69510405
Bandini's car blew up at Monaco. How was it his fault?
>>69510099
>Rosberg at Merc
Would you want to be an F1 driver in a race winning car but you can't have sex, or would you want to be in a Williams and get to have sex with Claire while Frank watches?
>>69510105
But he's the only person who makes F1 vidya videos that isn't autistic.
>>69510496
>to be in a Williams
I'd rather be in Claire than in Frank to be frank
>>69510429
It's the exact shit they pulled in 2014, when they effectively screwed KMag out of a seat and let JBnot17 hanging on until the last day.
>>69510582
let me be clear about Claire, she'd kick you out if she noticed you weren't wearing Sure for sure
>>69510470
Meant Ferrari, obviously.
>Those Germans scared of a little karting fun
You're not even real lads what has Merkel done to you lot?
>>69510496
What about dp session with Suzie and Toto?
>>69510665
>let me be clear about Claire
or as Brundle would say,
>let me be claire about Clear
>>69510699
>Implying Susie does not peg Toto
>>69510686
I actually thought you were being subtle about Rosberg not being at Mercedes anymore, next year.
>>69510665
I'm pretty sure she wouldn't mind if we had sex on a Rexona sponsored car
>>69510739
>implying Suzie is the one getting dp'd.
>>69510819
going to the race trianon?
>>69510931
don't know yet
can't be bothered to pay for HWL
it's either friday in a grand stand or sunday with general admission
tfw have no idea where hungary is
>>69510998
That Greek guy's stomach.
24/7
>>69510998
Its in Europe so must be close to Azerbaijan
>>69511085
>>69511085
>>69511085
this way la
>>69510512
He's pretty spergy desu. Tiamamarduk (or whatever) isn't really all that austismal.
