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4CC /sp/ Roster (and other shit) Thread
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Looking for players to sack. (current roster in a post below)

Looking for players to get in.

Anthem will be changed to Tribute to Muhammad Ali.

Looking for a victory anthem if any. (Lestah radio call currently, which I feel is obsolete; someone proposed Three Lions)

/sp/ will have two more kits in addition to the existing 5: the classic all-white kit /sp/ had since forever, and a special kit celebrating the 5-year anniversary.

Looking for input on stadium (will be pictured in a post below).

Previous thread: >>69465008
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Current roster.
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>>69490892
>sack Torres and Dare I Say?
yes
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Current state of the stadium.
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>>69490892
Messi should retire too.
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>>69490892
give TSUUUUUUUUUU captain

>I Rate Zidane
>EH PU70

needs to be a new players
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Please ignore the pitch in this pic.

I propose two alternatives:

A: keep the above (primary) stadium's night sky, and use the goat sky for a second stadium (technically same stadium, with different pitch and other stuff textures depending on selected season in game - summer/winter) in addition to the first one

B: give the goat sky to the primary stadium, which leaves room for optionally creating a second one from scratch, in which case ideas are also welcome, though not necessary.

>but there's a Messi stadium too
There is, but that's a completely separate, not /sp/ stadium, so even though it can be used, it doesn't impair /sp/ from having a winter pitch on the Transatlantic Semen Pipeline.
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That said, I'm heading to bed. I'll read anything you post in the morning.
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EBAM
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replace Chat Shit Get Banged with Part Time Dentist
vhnage Bra7i1 with BTFO as suggested by you
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>>69491109
Can we get a tribute in the stadium to hope solo's roasties
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>>69490892
surprising there isn't GOAT as player
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if you give Messi the eyepatch, change him to Punished Messi

also, add BLACKED
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>>69490892
>implying we could ever replace >BURRS

He's a mainstay, it'd be like replacing Woody or Mangum
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>>69490892
Lelbron should be one of the best players on the team at this point

He's better than every athelete on there and has dominated /sp/ chatter for close to a decade
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>>69490923

Make it "the Land"
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Replace PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT with the one-and-only, elite, muscular, handsome Walkbro.
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>>69492373
I second this. It's all about getting a third one for the land.
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MOTH
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>>69490868
>making this thread during Ameritime
yeah..
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>Replacing Bra7i1
>Arguably the most greatest moment in /sp/ history and a top 5 schadenfreude moment of all time

>Replacing Burrs
>The heart and soul of a team, and a meme that will never die even if it's creator does
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Anyone here misses /a/ already?
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There should be a player called comfy (or yfmoc) in goal.

You could also have a ghost Johan Cruyff called Where's My Sticky?

The Iceland TSU clap would be a great goal horn.

If you get rid of Bra7i1, replace him with Let's All Laugh At England, or A Fucking Dentist, or some other Iceland meme.

Get rid of Dare I Say?

And since the Olympics are coming up, we'll probably need a Death Walk player.

>tfw have loads of ideas but haven't actually watched the Cup for years
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TSUUUUU goalhorn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8T0E34dPo
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>>69494777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMVuQaxakWI
or this
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>>69494777
Definitely this one. This is wonderful.

>>69494859
This one a shit; don't use it.
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>>69492246
Burrs did get replaced, only to get reinstated.
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>>69494777
yes please
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>>69494859
Nah, /b/ already has a variation of Sandstorm as their goalhorn
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>>69495283
and he got reinstated for the exact reasons I stated

Burrs is immortal. It survived a literal death.
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>>69494777
Trips confirm
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>>69494777
this one
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>>69492076
>BLACKED
Isn't that /tv/?

>>69494760
>Where's My Sticky?
He got it already.
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>>69490892
Zidane has to be there
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>>69490892
add
>finnish goaltending
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>>69495576
Pretty sure that's a TV meme yeah
>>69490868
>>69490892
Combine Chat Shit Get Banged and Lifelong

Sack Bra7il and give BTFO 71 as a number like you said

Just moth TSUUUU's shit up

Rename one of the low-tier keepers Comfy Keeper or something like that
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>>69491063
I'd sign
>I rate Zidane

But that's it
>>69491736
>>69492373
>>69494777
Agreed with these

Sack Dare I say but not >Torres
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A FUCKING DENTIST should replace >Torres.
Also, >2agan should be in there somewhere.
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LCIM and >Torres are past it, both in real life and as memes. We need something Iceland related (PART TIME DENTIST/Let's laugh at England/Icelads) instead. I Rate Zidane could also be an option. Since Cruyff has had his sticky, he doesn't deserve to be in the squad.

But really, I'm just excited for the goalhorn possibilities. >>69494777 This deserves to be TSUUUUU's goalhorn, it even has the right length and trips of truth. 3 Lions would work well as the victory anthem, since /sp/ is about as prone to choking as England. Chat Shit Get Banged and /LIFELONG/ could get the erotic version of the Leicester phone call, that someone posted in the last thread. The Iceland meme deserves a recording of the HUH-chant.

Messi could be renamed to Punished Messi or >Missi, he needs his eyepatch as well. I don't know if anyone here is into modelling, but maybe we could put a big moth on TSUUUUU's head?
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What about replacing bra71l with Bacteria/Bananinha? You could even give 17 to him and leave 71 to BTFO'd
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Get rid of de gay for something about Kiraly or English goal keeping
Keep only one of Chat shit and Lifelong
I think we should promote Lelbron to medal instead of USA
Bra7i1 and even LCIM and Torres can go too imo. Definetely dare i say
Maybe put something about the Zaza dance
I propose updates on the javi martinez to liverpool sotuation since it's transfers time
Also Eh Pu70
Use the gayser sound celebration as victory anthem
Do something to Messi to reflect his ragequit and try to put a moth on TSUUU face if you can
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>>69490923
Between the Sperms, such a storied stadium
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>>69496341
Second all this

Also second for
>>69492076
>Punished Messi
also we should retire Messi after this one and make a big fucking deal out of it and rack up sweet crossboard bans :3
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>>69496341
>>69495812
I'd keep LCIM for this one. Missed most of the qualifiers and the Euros so we really didn't get a chance to meme about him. I guess sack >Torres though. >I Rate Zidane seems like a favorite for new player?
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Needs 'Apologize'

Also throwing my support for DA LAND being the 2nd stadium
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>all those american flags posting unironically

>>69492076
>>69499196
Not /sp/
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>>69499339
Try not getting blown the fuck out.
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>>69494777

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>69490892
Name him punished messi and add the eyepatch
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>>69492929
It was intentional, to also gauge the opinions of Americans.

>>69494777
I guess I'll have to make a poll asking whether TSUU should get a custom goalhorn in the first place eventually, because I know there are strong opinions both for and against.

>>69495715
>Combine Chat Shit Get Banged and Lifelong
I don't know how doable this one is. They may both originate from Leicester, but they're different things.

About Da Land: should the pitch be a basketball court? Should it be actual land?
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When is 4CC lads???
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>>69500040
Export deadline on 30, draw on 31, cup starting on 5th.
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Sack >Torres and Dare I Say
Throw in I Rate Zidane and maybe CHI
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>>69496341
put in Javi Martinez and give him shirt number 96.
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>>69500063
Which board is hosting?
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>>69500241
/fit/.
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How the fuck is a shitty cross board meem like "Dare I Say" even on there? For fuck sake guys. You highly disappoint me to be honest. Just like this other nigga recommending "Apologize" haha another overused cross board meem straight fuck off retard.
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>>69494777
>Messi scores
>TSUUU starts playing

Yes I want to see this
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maybe Roast Solo as a back up GK?

Get rid of:
>Dare I say (put >I rate Zidane in)
>USA USA USA (Da land or Lelbron in instead)

and do this
>>69494777
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Fight and Win is my cupfu desu
hope he sees some action soon, la
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>>69500327
I would personally like to see Roast Solo in the roster, but definitely not as GK, as there are only two spots for it.

In the meanwhile, I'm trying to work on the second pitch, hopefully I'll be able to show some results soon.
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>>69500353
FFFIIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTTT
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I'm just here for the moths. How do you fags feel about your chances for this cup?
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>>69500386
AND WINNNNN
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>>69500403
Well, they're better than zero, that's for sure. I recently collaborated with a (weebcancer, I'm expecting to get guillotined for this) team for a memevitational cup and it went to win it all (also beating /fit/ manager's team among others). Granted, it was on a different ruleset and a different patch, the quality of quite a number of the teams there is questionable, and I'm expecting managers to test against it, but I nevertheless have a starting point to build on.
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>>69500557
Well shit, I was already working on this.
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>>69500557
>>69500685
Actually I can make the area around the basketball court be a flower field. As for the sky, I'll do what you suggested, with a hilly landscape (if I find a proper one).
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>>69500685
Don't kill the idea on my account. If
>we
want to share the gimmick with the Slamnasium, then we can. The field of Elysium with cherub LeGod is just a thought.
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>>69500828
That sounds solid. Even if not even flowers would want to live in Cleveland.
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I think >Team A/>Team B would be a good one, sack dare I say
keep bra7i1
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>>69490892
>replacing Da Burrs

Please don't ;_;
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>>69501092
yeah team A teamB is a solid proposal, seconding also Javi martinez to liverpool, Pu70 (maybe instead of Bra7i1) and the promotion of Lelbron instead of USAUSAUSA
Definetely take off dare i say, maybe torres and >Schalke, also de gay for comfypants (is it possible to give the comfypants to both keepers?)
>>69500828
maybe remove tha stands a make the sorroundings a garden (or a suburban shithole) so it's more unique, but that may be too difficult to do
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>>69501188
>is it possible to give the comfypants to both keepers?
I don't think PES actually allows that, BUT it can be imitated I think.
>maybe remove tha stands a make the sorroundings a garden (or a suburban shithole) so it's more unique, but that may be too difficult to do
That's not possible unfortunately. As I said, the two stadiums are actually the same one with different textures depending on season.
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>>69490892
>>69491023
Well real life Messi is finished so it makes sense that his counterpart would be too
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Pitch test. (the sperms will be eventually changed, don't fret about that, and ignore the sky)
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Also a test.
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>>69501264
>That's not possible unfortunately
oh right because it's the same stadium right? Because i saw stadium heavily modded like that
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>>69501302
>the sperms will be eventually changed
put more grass and flowers in there?
>>69501419
oh right this rememinds me, can we take away the flag or reduce it at least? You cant see shit when the ball is close to it
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>>69501502
>put more grass and flowers in there?
Yeah, that's the intention.
>can we take away the flag or reduce it at least?
I'll see what can be done.
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Now to find out how to stop it from glitching with the sperms.
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Alright, so I've been thinking on solutions and compromises:

>de gay and Da BURRS stay on, but get English flags on their kits, and sweatpants. (If we replace one for Kapus, it'll be >de gay off)

Chat shit stays banged, but we remove Lifelong, and give him a nod in some other way. Roast Solo or the Zaza cha cha comes on for him.

BTFO makes the most sense between that, Bra7i1 and Eh Pu70. We can change the blender without firing him if a bigger blowout happens. Plus it offers multi-sport potential making us autistic Americans happy.

Dare I Say must be sacked, like the multi-board meme that he is. We replace him with one of the Iceland memes.

Punished Messi is a must.
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I guess that this is the best I can do here, bar some minor brightness adjustment.
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>>69502213
I like everything but the apehoop court in the middle
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>>69502213
That looks fine. Now you just need to paint the stands like an altar leading to the great one.
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Please remove USA's fuckin flag, it's annoying as fuck.
Thanks.
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>>69502342
I'm sorry to disappoint you on this one, but nobody has figured out how to make the stadium load different textures for the crowd. The stuff that works with other textures doesn't work here.
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>>69490868
>Looking for a victory anthem if any. (Lestah radio call currently, which I feel is obsolete; someone proposed Three Lions)

THREE STARS ON THE SHIRT
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>>69502213
why does /sp/ play on a cricket ground
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>>69502390
That's the Cavs court actually.
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>>69502404
i mean the dimensions of the field, why not have a rectangular stadium
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>>69502359
Yea just having the eagle head and wings is fine.

The flag is just too damn big. It's like BlimpTrain or Kirby levels of bad.
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>>69502425
Ah, couple of reasons:
>that's what DM picked when he remade the stadium
>room for the sperms >>69490923
>my general laziness to retexture another one from scratch
The old Semen Pipeline was on Allianz Arena.
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>>69502359

go away germ-onay
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>>69502488
>implying the blimp wasn't pimp
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Lebron should be a top player now

He's been on /sp/ for some time and just secured goat status, or at least is on pace now
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I'll probably have to change Lelbron's position.
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>>69502880
>i just now realize /sp/'s color scheme is the same as the Cavliers'
will he win one for da board?
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And with this, Da Land is complete.
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>>69503131
And this is how the Pipeline looks with goats.
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Tentative roster, please start debating.
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>>69503131
GOD BLESS ONE FOR DA BOARD
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>>69503641
Don't have solo as a CB, that's just plain wrong and how dare you get rid of Le Cut Inside Man, he's a meme for the ages
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>>69503693
I guess an alternative is picking her as the second GK and just reference Kiraly by giving the GKs (an imitation of) the pants. How does this sound?
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>>69503748
sounds good mate

I would make it Part Time Dentist instead of Village Dentist
And Le Cut Inside Man back in for Icelads (1 Iceland meme, the dentist, is enough)
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>>69504295
Technically I could move Team C Wins to the CB slot freed up by Solo and just get LCIM in.
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>>69503748
>>69504295
>>69504317

Do these. Icelads should be sacked but have no idea on a new signing
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>>69504355
I'd actually like to see Universal Choking Sign (since it also allows for multiple sports representation), but I don't speak for the board.
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>>69504377
Case in point. Would have a boxhead with this on the front side (not necessarily Hamilton), and logos/pictures/whatever of other chokes on other sides (e.g. Argentina, England, Chokelahoma).
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Whatever makes /a/ mad the most should be a player.
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>>69500403
>>69490892
I turned off right after the game ended, what is this Ronaldo-Moth thing?
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>>69504461
Loads of moths at the final. One of them landed on Ronaldo's face.
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>>69504461
please don't be a casual

>>69504444
checked
not a bad idea but at least one side should be the actual choking sign
also, hamilel doesn't choke, chokeberg does
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>>69504503
I know, pic is from last season's Monaco.
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>>69503748
>>69504317
Sounds great
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I think it's time for >rags to get a shot since it's a two sport meme now.
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>>69503641
Make TSUUU the captain so we can actually win something
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>>69504355
>>69504317
this seems good

but in my opinion if you are not putting will grig or >1-2 then change the GK for English GoalKeeping, there's not way england can be absent of the team after that massive shitstorm that lasted days
merge Lifelong and Chat Shit if you must
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>>69492929
>>>http://krautchan.net/
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>>69507032
Part Time Dentist is about England & Iceland, so that covers it
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>>69507032
>there's not way england can be absent of the team after that massive shitstorm that lasted days
Has a spot secure on one of the Universal Choking Sign boxhead sides if UCS gets in.
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>>69503641
interesting choice to stay with da burrs over comfypants
other than that, everything looks good
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>>69507873
Well, they get the pants (actually an imitation because PES can't into long pants) anyway, which is why Comfypants isn't crucial as a player.
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>>69503641
change Icelads to "LAUGH AT ENGLAND"
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Close enough.
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>>69509645
noice
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>>69496341
>le pajamas outside man
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>>69503641
PunishedMessi
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>>69509645
Can you put wrinkles?
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>>69509645
Give him a dentist mask
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>>69509953
This is kind of the best I could. It is only the PES editor after all.

>>69509994
Not a bad idea, I'll keep that in mind.
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>>69510257
Looks good.
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>>69503641
Change village dentist to: A FUCKING DENTIST

same meme, different words.
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>>69503641
Can we get rid of >Schalke? I havent seem that meem be relevant for a while and we have enough soccer memes as it is.
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>>69503641
Wheres based LCIM
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>>69503641
>>69512379
It's PART TIME DENTIST, get it right.
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Replace somebody with something related to Lincoln Red Imps
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How did part time dentist meme even blow up?
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>>69512671
Back when Mdjyttland beat Man United in the Europa League I think
You know, the week before Rashford made his debut
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>>69512671
It was in the form of FULL TIME PLUMBERS when FC Midtjylland beat Man Utd in the Europa League. Man Utd went on to thrash them in the return leg so it died for a while, before coming back in a different form.
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>>69503641
Make TSUUUUUU the captain and maybe get him a moth his face as a blender model
Village Dentist should be >PART TIME DENTIST
Comfypants, mostly because >de gay is most likely to come back next cup since this meme will die soon
Both Bra71l and pu70 should be in the roster
Icelads shouldn't be there, we already have an Iceland rep with the dentist
Make lelbron's shirt say DA LAND
Lifelong and chat shit could be merged
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>>69512624
FULL TIME POLICEMEN

But only if they make it past Celtic in the return leg.

>>69513778
Not sure about having both Bra71l and Pu70 in the roster. Disagree about merging Lifelong and CSGB since they're actually pretty different. Agree with the rest.
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Instead of ringing the perimeter with the animal goat, couldn't we ring it with dead and/or retired sport GOATS? Limit one person representing each sport?
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Messi needs to become Punished Messi and have an eyepatch.
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If you put Roast Solo in the roster, her jersey HAS to be ARBY'S.
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>>69515097
Also his current model is a bit too tall for a manlet.

>>69513778
Pu70 and Bra71l are also pretty similar, at least more so than chat shit and lifelong.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10734949
http://www.strawpoll.me/10734949
http://www.strawpoll.me/10734949
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>>69518698
>proxypoll
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>>69518592
Pu70 and Bra7i1 are both a part of BTFO anyways. It'll be on a blender box.
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>>69518801
59-14 needs to be part of the blender box. The pic's timeless
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Fuck this shit. Too many soccer memes. You've ruined it you soccer autists. RUINED IT
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>>69515097
agreed
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>>69518854
>complaining about "soccer shit" in a divegrass meme tournament
Off yourself famalam
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>>69490892
Agree with the goalkeeper change, sack de gay, and with BTFO

Another changes
>in
PART TIME DENTIST
APOLOGIZE
I ZIDANE RATE

>out
LCIM
Torres
Refball

Also, we should promote this as the last tournament of Messi, he retired from Argentina, it would make sense that he retires from /sp/. It doesn't even have to be true. Remember when >we broke the curse with /a/ and all the shit that it generated, the videos and all that? Just imagen our last game and all the shitstorm after that. If they make some videos I will get very sentimental and I'm autistic enough that I would cry.

At the beginning of the next tournament Messi would play as if nothing happened, but no one would know that.
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>>69518960
>APOLOGIZE
/tv/ meme
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I don't think it's possible to lose with Icelad dentist and Fight and Win on defense, International Champion TSUUUUUU on offense, and lelbron getting one for da land at midfield.
We're going to win the next several cups, I can feel it.
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>>69519218
It's nice to know that /sp/ is becoming more and more like England.
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>>69503641
Kopasz Kapusz or Kiraly instead of comfypants.

Two Iceland memes is too much, put "carrer ending injury" or "lose on purpose" instead of Icelads. Probably a baseball or hockey meme, they don't have any.
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>>69518941
>divegrass meme tournament

It's a fucking 4chan culture tournament. /fit/, /pol/, /a/ could care fuck all about it being divegrass. It could be fucking shoots n ladders. And for /sp/ you yuropoor autists take it literally and fill up the roster with retarded fucking divegrass shit memes used nowhere else besides your shit generals

Where else have you fucking seen >I rate Zidane or any other shit you spew forth. I have literally never seen that zidane meme or chat shit get banged. I'll give you yuropoors messi and Tsuuuu, but jesus christ tone it down

2 handegg memes
1 apehoop meme
7 /sp/ culture memes

And the rest is fucking divegrass shit. Awful. fucking awful
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>>69518839
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>>69519329
To be fair I don't think >I rate Zidane deserves a spot either, but I can't agree with you on Chat Shit Get Banged.

If you still want memes from other sports, you can try getting do a poll set up, like most boards' managers do. I have no idea whether /sp/'s will, though.
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>>69518960
Messi still plays with barca, the meme will live on
The curse will live, they will probably gonna get in summer with either /w/ or /g/ not signing on, it's just like /asp/ and their """"""""""""""elite""""""""""""" status but will still count somehow
Refball also needs to stay, it pretty much covers every sport.
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>>69519329
Well the problem here m8 is that they don't care about divegrass because their board isn't about sports, since this board cares about sports and the cup is focused on divegrass, then it's kinda obvious the roster is gonna be focused on divegrass.
It this were a handegg, apehoop, icefight or any other sport we would end up focusing our roster on that sport, we have enough memes of each sport that we could make several rosters with stuff related to a single sport.
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>>69519416
No, the problem is autists taking over and forcing shit memes where they dont belong

It would be like /tv/ having a roster 50%+ of GoT memes. But what is their roster like? /tv/ is one of the worst boards out there, but atleast they diversity and highlight their board culture

Is /pol/ 80% trump memes? No.

Is /fit/ 80% fat hate memes? No

Maybe it just speaks to how shit this board is when divegrass shit memes fill up 70% of the roster spots

I mean, one of the most iconic fucking memes /sp/ has ever produces, rhythmic slapping, hasnt been in the team in ages. But nooo, put in shit divegrass meme after shit divegrass meme because its the """"'sport""""
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>>69519458
Welp at the end of the day that how it rolls.
Have your own cup with blackjack and hookers if you want.
And we just had both copa america and eurocup, so yeah.
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>>69519458

stay mad nigger
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>>69519380
im not saying that he should retire, i say that we should say that he is going to retire. no one esle but us would not that it is not true

>>our manager says to the cup organisers that this will be messi's last cup
>we also post about it, in /vg/ and in the hitbox chat during the games
>everyone believes it
>we get eliminated/win the cup
>videos like this one (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VFIyxFpstQ) and another stuff about messi's farewell is made
>at the start of the next tournament, messi plays as if nothing happened
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>>69519329
>>69519458
Rather than bitching why don't you actually put forward ideas yourself and try to be part of the discussion.
This moaning isn't going to change anything, but if you had a suggestion and people can get behind it, then maybe you won't have to sperg out anymore
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>>69519546
It wont change anything. 4chancup on /sp/ has become this localized circlejerk of autists. There were many valid ideas put forth in this thread and the last to dwindle down the shit divegrass memes.

This board has become absolute garbage, the one last oasis of bro /sp/ has succumbed to yuropoor reddit trash

I mean just the other fuckin day >da burrs was inches was from being removed. It's already lost. Go, make the whole roster shit divegrass memes

>>69519486
build wall
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>>69503641
Looks good. Gotta do something about Messi being an actual criminal.
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>>69519380
With only one of the two not signing up /a/ is ded. And the /w/ manager has already returned.

>>69518854
The ratio of divegrass to non-divegrass memes has been pretty much the same for many cups. I'd actually call it an achievement that it's managed to stay pretty much the same way for this cup, even though the Euro and Copa have just ended. In addition, right now the proposed roster has two US divegrass players and two players meant to showcase multiple sports, whereas two cups ago the roster had neither. I understand some people are going to end up mad, that's unavoidable, but right now you're upset over a constant of many cups, and I'm actually trying to have it not blow over considering the recent events.

I see many calls of changing Messi to Punished Messi. Since Punished whatever is /v/, I feel it's too much changing his actual name. I could give it a nod by changing his shirt name (even though that could've been Tax Missi) if you're ok with that. Yes, the eyepatch is going in, there's no change about that.
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The Ali song should never have been replaced anyway. GOAT /sp/ had that and Wavin' Flag.
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Please tell me we're adding EH PU70
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>>69520372
>tfw the Ali song isn't viewable in Australia
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>>69520459
Right now the proposed version is getting it on the BTFO boxhead along with Bra7i1 and others in an attempt to limit the number of divegrass memes in the roster.
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Can we not get some /f1/ memes in there? I'm surprised not even choco senna has made an appearance.
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>>69520630
I'm all for an /f1/ meme but let's not use reddit memes
reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/4sjqcw/can_we_stop_calling_lewis_chocolate_senna/
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>>69520647
>meme derives from 4chan and gets rehashed by redditors
Also, not to be that guy, but about 90% of /f1/ browse r/f1, even if we don't like to admit it, we know a lot of us rely on Henno streams
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Tentative roster #2

>>69520630
Rosberg would be one of those featured on Universal Choking Sign. Problem with /f1/ memes is they're too /f1/ rather than /sp/, save for VWL and Wobbler that made it into the roster in the past.
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>not having Andy Murray
>not calling him EBAM
>not having a big flag on his back that is English on one side and Scottish on the other
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>>69520715
I personally see the /sp/ team as a collection of best memes from all sport generals, not just popular memes that originate around /sp/ which might also feature on other boards.
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>>69520715
Great to see LCIM is back
Multisport BTFO is great
Will USA USA USA still have the HUEG flag on his back that makes it impossible to see what he's doing?
Punished seems pretty /v/ to me, Tax Missi is 2 birds with one stone so that's good. Eyepatch is a must though
Have TSUUUUUUUU have mothman on his back as a name
I would prefer Da Burrs and Roast Solo with something that looks like comfy pants (and have Solo have Arby's as a name on her back)
Get rid of >Schalke
I don't know the 'Team C wins' meme
And keep either Lifelong or Chat Shit Get Banged, I'd prefer the second
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I think amd amx should definitely rly be on there, everyone knows about max verstappen because it's all f1 media talk about other than Hamilton.
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>>69520715
Solo is no longer relevant, go with Kopasz. Replace Lifelong or CSGB with some other sport meme. I'm not creative enough on how to change Messi, but it should be done one or way or another (as long as it puts him in a negative light). Can't think of anything else wrong for the moment being.

>>69520730
Djokobot is better, deal with it.
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>>69520715
Messi with the eye patch is enough
>Solo or Kiraly
Kiraly>>69520686
>universal Chocking Sign
Is that really a /sp/ meme? Or is it just to have diversity?
>>Schalke
Should stay
>>I rate Zidane
Should stay
>Team C wins
Should stay, it is a divegrass meme, but it is a meme that says that divegrass is shit. The soccer haters create it, I think they should like it
>LCIM
The real life lcim barely played this year, his team didnt even play the Euros. If you want to really embrace diversity, he is one that you should get rid off. A meme about Curry or the Warriors comes to my mind, maybe Popovich, I dont watch hockey, baseball or UFC, probably someone who knows about that could think of something
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>>69520888
I've seen it tonnes of times before, but why did mad max become amd amx?
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>>69520870
How about merging this two by puting the word 'lifelong' on CSGB's shirt?
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>>69520870
>Will USA USA USA still have the HUEG flag on his back that makes it impossible to see what he's doing?
The one certainty about it is it won't stay that big.

>Have TSUUUUUUUU have mothman on his back as a name
That's already planned.

>I would prefer Da Burrs and Roast Solo with something that looks like comfy pants (and have Solo have Arby's as a name on her back)
If Solo stays in her head will also be literally Arby's (whether a 3D model or a boxhead with an Arby's pic depends on external factors).

>I don't know the 'Team C wins' meme
>Team A beats Team B >Team C wins the championship
Originally referring to Tottenham-Chelsea, this had some variations during the Euro and Copa.

>>69520929
Doable, along with porting the foxball blender, even though the merging of two technically different things sits kind of wrong with me. Definitely doable though.
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>Not having

Drinky
Kante
Vardy
All The Boys

Wear the fox, Wear the blue

CHAT
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>>69520904
>Is that really a /sp/ meme? Or is it just to have diversity?
Part of both. Basically this pic with the choking guy replaced by whoever's choking it. Last instance I remember is Argentina.
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>>69521014
I dont see it that much, if you want diversity, take out shoking sign, lcim and merge lifelong and csgb. Those three free spaces you could fill them with sports that are missing
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Fucking sack TSUUU

He was utter shit in the last cup
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>>69521239
You just want LCIM out because of the whole 'Era Penal' thing
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>>69521297
He was silver, now he'll be gold.
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>>69521307
No, he is one of the most likeble players and I hope he gets back in form soon (and in the /sp/ team).

Do you really think that he should be in the team no matter what? Even if the years pass and he is retired? I'm sure there are som memes that could stay forever, like >he does it for free and Costanza. LCIM is not an unmovable player
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>>69490868
/sp/ hasn't won a game with Ali as the anthem.
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>>69521398
LCIM is still more relevant than >Schalke for example, he did cut inside in the CL semis (or was is quarters?) after all
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>>69521326
So he'll be The Flash tier
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>>69521498
You're right, it didn't win a game. It won two* cups.
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>>69521014
what about putting /a/'s logo there, just for the lulz?
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>>69521528
It was in the round of 16

The >schalke meme isn't really about the team itself, is more about having something about the "old /sp/" in the team. But you are right it could get replaced too
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY IS EVERYONE TRUING TO GET RID OF >TORRES


FUCKING NEW FAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Torres stays, However in as well
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>>69519329
If other sports cared enough, they could get their own shit in. For example, if /heem/ gave a shit then "Schaub is god" could have gotten in easily, but they don't. Why should we try for diversity if most of the other sports don't care?

>>69520715
Eyepatch is enough for Messi
Thinking about it, I'd put Kiraly in because he'll be forgotten about soon, Roast Solo will probably be in next tournament
Schalke could be sacked if we want to get someone in but it's not a big deal
Keep I Rate Zidane
I see alot of different flags posting Team C so keep that in
Good that LCIM is back

>>69520929
Do this

Leaves room for one new signing, two if Schalke get's sacked
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>>69520975
>I don't know the 'Team C wins' meme
>Team A beats Team B >Team C wins the championship
>Originally referring to Tottenham-Chelsea, this had some variations during the Euro and Copa.

That makes sense, thanks
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Ok, it appears I have to use this.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSePS6lrbKwlBMywRXuTs66j0ovkBE16p7LbYcLxLxxHsFuAXA/viewform
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>>69522049
>However

/tv/ meme

>Torres

Wouldn't be opposed but we already got LCIM back in despite not doing much this season, Torres is the same apart from the Barcelona goal
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>>69520715
PART TIME DENTIST should be in all caps.

Like I said before, I'm not convinced >I rate Zidane deserves a spot.

Also we need more board culture memes in there.

>>69522049
>However
/tv/
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>>69521398
I honestly believe that in 20 years, cutting inside and curling it in the far corner will still be associated with Robben
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>its been 4 years since this was fun and not autistic
Holy shit kill yourself retards
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>>69501302

This is a football game not a basketball game you fucking mong

Make it a fucking football pitch you yankee sperm slurping cunt
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>>69522179
>PART TIME DENTIST should be in all caps.
All player names are going to be in all caps in the game anyway.
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>>69522132
The moment you start removing old /sp/ memes like >Schalke you'll then start getting rid of Da Burrs, Costanza, 18-1 and you'll fuck it all up.
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>>69522179
Why not? Every thread about Zidane has a
>I rate Zidane

post in the first two replies. And I see alot of random OPs with >I Rate Zidane. He's become a meme here
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>>69522168
>thanks la at the end
Thanks for the giggle m8
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>>69522199
Burrs already got replaced once, and that has alot more history than >Schalke. But like I said, it's not a big deal either way to keep him or sack him
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Also Three Lions should be part of some anthem or goal horn. I don't know where but it ought to be included somewhere.

>>69522192
I meant the roster shown on the /sp/ page, but I guess it doesn't matter that much.

>>69522203
It feels forced at best and completely irrelevant at worst.
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>>69522292
>Three Lions should be part of some anthem or goal horn.
Why use the anthem of losers?
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>>69522292
It's been around for awhile, first I remember it was around November last year. If it was forced it would have died by now.
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ADD >>96 FFS ALREADY
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>>69522471
oh and I vote for leave winning to me or APOLOGIZE as well
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>>69522306
Because it's very relevant to /sp/, that's why. I mean, Slippy G could get into the roster before.

>>69522332
I'm not sure how to explain it, so the best explanation I can offer at the moment is because the fedora meme is from /v/. Though since it has some part of it that is /sp/, I guess if it's voted in I can't disagree with them.

>>69522471
Isn't it >>96 (Dead)?

>>69522539
Neither of them is /sp/ though.
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Fucking put mad amx in the team already
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>>69522841
Can you explain that meme? I get mad max, but why shuffle the lettres?
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>>69522856
it was a typo and got bantered by the brits, now it's eternal

>>69490868
Should we change our captaincy to TSUUU instead of Messi now that TSUU has surpassed Messi?
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>>69503131
looks great brah
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Sack de Gay and hire Sweatpants?
Also change TSUUUU'S name to Dednaldo or Crynaldo because his leg is fucked maybe add bandages in addition to the moth
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>>69521618
this is a good idea
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>>69522865
>Should we change our captaincy to TSUUU
yes, since he has actually captained a team to a title.
He also needs his goalhorn and a moth on the model

DA LAND is also looking really good. Great job.
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Came to remind you about this as a goalhorn, TWAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkvW6W02UIc
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>>69523781
Good, I was looking for this.
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>>69523781
>not posting the better remix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8T0E34dPo
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>>69523864
this one is better
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>>69523864
I'm going to need an extended version of this.
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>>69523952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU91z1hk2FI
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>>69523952
/int/'s standard goalhorn is even shorter, and they simply play it twice. There is a 10 hour version of the remix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8T0E34dPo

But I think just repeating the thing after each goal works best.
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>>69520715
I would insist on Punished Messi being the actual name of the player.
I like the Universal Choking Sign.
I think EEH PU70 or a reference to 7-1 is necessary. Probably to 7-1 since it's the kind of once in a lifetime thing. Maybe replacing it for >Schalke.
I like the >I rate Zidane meme, but I don't know if it's big enough.
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>>69523989
The loop doesn't contain the introduction, and I imagine it will drive people to exasperation after a couple of goals.

>>69524028
Actually /int/ has a custom extended version of it because it is too short. Newer PES games made the replays take longer. The /int/olerant in me knows this used to be enough in the past, but not any longer, so they had to lengthen it.
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>>69524081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaPJ03J3AC4 here's another one
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>>69524081
/int/ just loop it twice and are happy with it. Why don't we simply do that as well. The introductory phase is the best part of the remix anyway, and as you said, the 10 hour version would drive people insane.
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>>69524028
It's the best up until 0:15, after that it just becomes generic desu
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>>69524183
Yes, this will do.
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>>69490868
>Anthem will be changed to Tribute to Muhammad Ali.
This is retarded, and I like Ali. No one on the board talked about him or made threads about him until he died or they got baited by some Mayweather post, and no one is talking about him now.

>>69503641
You don't need two Iceland memes. BTFO is originally our meme but its fucking ancient and every board uses it now, I would have preferred a specific blowout like 7-1.
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>>69490892
Mothman seperate player
Or even insert small moth in the team badge maybe?
Like replacing the stars ot the asterisc or put it near the goat
Dont sack he does it for free but do torres
Little russian flag seems cool
Had village dentist also
Dont change the anthem
I like the btfo and the lelbron ones
Replace da burrs if you have to but not de gay
And my personal favourite change messi to mexit and give him and eyepatch and a beard
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>>69491063
I like these ones too
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>>69524450
Totally forgot about the beard he has now, eyepatch and a beard are an absolute MUST!
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>>69524474
not /sp/
it's shit

>>69524450
see
>>69520715
and
>>69522168
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Please sage if you want to post in this thread. I want to start a new one with the poll in the OP.
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>>69490892
PUNISHED MESSI
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>>69490892
Do it
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WalkCunt IN

His time is now
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>>69520715
a lifelong shitposter's thoughts
>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU for captain. It's his time.
>Roast Solo > Kopasz Kapus
>Universal Choking Sign is good.
>Schalke
>not sold on >I rate Zidane. I personally like WHERE'S MY RING or >Multiple entries as an /mlb/ rep
>Team C wins is good.
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>>69530914
>as an /mlb/ rep

Hey old timer
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TSUU for captain, also consider adding
>A FUCKING DENTIST
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>>69530953
You should give the place a visit sometime. Only general on /sp/ that isn't overrun with tripdrama and "memes"
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>>69518854
Is meme like >73-9 workable
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>thinking this hard about this shit
>using me mes from outside of this board

Remove "Dare I Say" for "This Is Our Year" and ">Torres" for "Ehh Pu70"
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