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Previous: >>69478243
News:
UFC sold for $4 billion to WME-IMG and MSD capital.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/11/business/dealbook/ufc-sells-itself-for-4-billion.html?_r=0
Hendo vs Bisping 2 Official for UFC 204
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/10/12138614/dana-white-says-michael-bisping-to-fight-dan-henderson-next-possibly
schaub
First for ronda
Did you see that, early threat autist?
/heem/ went to 500 posts and beyond. There was no thread war, no shitposts, nothing.
You are not needed here.
Third for Rich Piano could literally heem the fuck out of everyone ITT
>>69485194
requsting the version with 35 pumpkin spice lattes
You didnt put /Aldo/ in the OP
>>69485206
Did you notice thread wars started around the time of the Brock rumors and ended after UFC 200?
Really makes me think.
How badly would Brock get wrecked by Schaub? Schaub probably has better hands than Hunt, quicker and more accurate for sure which would make Lesnar very hesitant on the feet. On the ground Schaub would have a huge advantage too since he has some of the best BJJ in the UFC. Brock wouldn't be able to just lay on top of Schaub without getting caught in a sub. I just don't see anyway that Brock could win it.
>>69485236
>le walk backwards for 5 rounds man
Why did the sicilians sell their company to the jews?
Firas Zahabi is taking questions for his Lesnar-Hunt and Aldo-Edgar II breakdown.
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/4s98r6/post_fight_analysis_lesnar_vs_hunt_collecting/
Could Brock beat Frankie and Aldo at the same time?
>>69485277
>>69485277
Who?
>>69485294
probably, he'd kill frankie within 10 seconds
beneil dariush vs dustin porier
who wins
>>69485256
I know he won, but he did nothing to make the fight entertaining. fought like a complete pussy.
Reminder that Frankie was a hypejob
>>69485366
Why hasn't /asp/ left us
>>69485360
Porier
>>69485294
He'd use Frankie to kill Aldo.
>>69485366
>risking your win bonus on trying to be entertaining
Pretty psyched about the sale tbqh. Means well be getting more fight companions from rogan since hes going to be out by next month
>>69485245
He'd jump over brocks takedown attempts for sure
>Brock Lesnar is fighting in SummerSlam against Randy Orton
the fuck?
>>69485402
He was risking a title shot as well. If he lost, he'd be in no position to Fight for the belt even if Edgar beat McGregor. Can't blame him.
what did he mean by this?
>>69485245
Schaub is dogshit
>UFC is now WME (who has a partnership with Turner broadcasting)
>UFC is now WCW
Can't wait for scripted fights and storylines.
>>69485406
Dana is implying he's staying though. Not that he hasn't lied before.
>>69485448
So this means next podcast is delayed?
>>69485435
At least for now, UFC 200 was just a one-time dealio for him
>>69485256
>>69485366
Sure is casual in here today
so what did Nick The Tooth do to get kicked out of Lookin for a Goof?
>>69485536
he found a goof
>>69485360
*poirier
i always get his name wrong
>His c-chin is d-deleted xD
sweet maymay famalam
>>69485572
If Conor tags Aldo like that he is going to sleep. Again.
>>69485572
gonna get heemed against conor anyway
Looking for a Fight isn't the same without The Tooth.
How can I watch Dana and the Goof Troupe if the Goof Troupe isn't there?
>>69485487
worth enough, he made like 2.5 million isn't that right?
Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani 3m
Hearing PPV figures for 200 in the 1-1.25 million buys range. Biggest underperformance in organization history?
Fights off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7nMAGcbyeI
>>69485610
>>69485612
He ate a left from Conor before jumping head first into the one that took him out. People act like Conor has ungodly power. Besides, Conor is significantly slower than Frankie. Aldo will be a ghost in there and turn Conor into a mashed potato.
>>69485479
At this point the opposite of what dana says is usually the likely outcome. Besides rogaine himself said he wouldnt renew his contract if the company did sell. We should find out today when he talks to sonnen
>>69485626
"All they had to do was ask!"
>>69485626
>there are people on here who don't check the person's twitter before even considering posts like this are legit
>>69485667
The money hungry slants that bought the company wouldve prob allowed him to. Hopefully they tell usada to fuck and bring back pride rules as well
Frankie is such a cuck, but he would still put Goober on his ass. His TDD consists of allowing himself to be taken down and hoping the dude on top gets tired.
>>69485659
Conor is going to murder that monkey are you really deluded enough to believe otherwise?
>>69485691
Did he already delete it? Looks like Dana sent him to Bellator again.
>Former """""Bantamweight""""" Champion,
>>69485760
Aldo has won every rematch he fought. Conor is about to lose the only rematch he's fought. Don't get tears in your poutine when Aldo finally puts the meme to rest.
>>69485717
>money hungry slants
>William Morris Endeavor
>Headquarters: Beverly Hills, California, United States
>The company is run by Co-CEOs Ari Emanuel and Patrick Whitesell
>>69485453
Beat it you cheeto fingered nerd. You wouldn't know greatness if it slapped you in the face.
>>69485803
thicc, give me that over skin and bones any day.
>>69485813
Yeah and the poo in loo i talk to in tech support is really named jeff
>>69485626
The main event was WMMA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS1HO0R7Fes
the nose is live
>>69485866
I enjoyed it because I knew miesha would get BROWNED
>>69485881
JRE with Chael > this kike shit
>>69485881
Who are the guests lad
>>69485803
DAMN, RHONDA ROUSEY LOOKS LIKE *THAT*???
>>69485866
>face the pain
>>69485659
>He ate a left from Conor before jumping head first into the one that took him out
>>69485914
@dc_mma @joannamma @Ealvarezfight @malkikawa @BrianStann @TheDolceDiet @iamjohnpollock
>>69485626
>Jones is a retard
>Womens MMA main event
lmao
>>69485659
>He took two punches and one took him out
>>69485382
reminder that UFC needed a WWE guy to save their biggest event of all time because all the """""""""""""""fighters""""""""""" are vanilla midgets who can't draw
how many defenseless title changes does it take for a belt to become a meme?
>>69486013
2 (Two)
>>69486013
Only one if you lose it to Bisping
>>69486055
if only anderson didn't meme against chris, he would likely still be champ
>>69485257
>jews and italians control combat sports
>jews and italians control Hollywood
>jews and italians killed jesus
>>69485811
>Aldo has won every rematch he fought
He also never lost the initial fight of any rematch you retarded goof.
Truth is, Aldo is a better fighter than Goober but he has the mental strength of a 12 year old girl and is going to get heemed the fuck out once more.
We are going live with Chael Sonnen lads.
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
>>69486075
i never realised this connection between jews and sicilians
strange how some italians have jewish noses
Now that the """""" U.F.C."""""" is owned by shekelstein rather than Carmine what can we expect? Instead of head on aggressions and hot head decisions, backstage conspiracies, stealing, race mixing and just general jewery?
>>69486129
more shilling for sponsers
>UFC is sold
>Reebok deal is kill
>Usada deal is kill
What a day to be alive
>>69486091
Shael
>>69486129
You should prepare your anus m8
>>69486129
it will be more globalised
>mfw we will now have majority of events in china and americans get fucked on sleep scheduele
>>69485803
amyschumer.jpg
>>69486210
now you know how we bongs feel
>>69486176
>tfw Brady literally owns heem now
>>69486166
>UFC is sold
Yes.
>Reebok deal is kill
>Usada deal is kill
No.
>>69486166
>Wanting USADA to leave
UFC has been a lot better since it came in.
>>69486239
its been chaos but in a good way
>>69485940
That's a good lineup desu
>>69485572
>frankie edgar has power
lmao
Who is Tim Kennedy fighting in November?
>its a "Brazilians are the biggest fight fans episode"
where's my hue flags at?
>tfw my boy could heem every here
>>69486210
It's not a chinese company you literal retards
>>69486262
will rose win in her upcoming fight ?
i am worried for her if she wins and gets a title shot against jj, she aint ready yet
>>69486264
belal muhammed
>>69486264
isis
>>69486290
If they're paying $4 billion, the owners obviously think they can expand into China.
>>69486176
How much control does Bobby have?
Hes unironically a great person to have in the mix.
>>69485323
HE PULLED FRANKIE OUT OF ALDO'S ASS... AND BEAT HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!
>>69486296
joanna showed she has a glass chin. rose will delete her chin.
>>69485479
Off the top of my head
>Women will never fight in the UFC
>The UFC is not for sale
>Tito and I are done
I know there are more I'm missing
>>69486309
why not expand into japan or korea ? japan at least has a history of mma
>>69486279
whos your boy?
>>69486296
i can't wait for waifuwars, gonna be epic family
>>69486339
rose will be outboxed
>>69486352
Because China dwarfs both of those places combined 10 times over.
>>69486378
chinese will illegally stream ufc, they will never buy ppv
just ask shane mcmahon
>>69486210
AUSTRALIANS WIN AGAIN
>>69486296
Probably, she's facing a decisionater.
Chael sticking up for Wandy
>>69486378
ufc doesn't have a yao ming or lin
>>69486296
rose wins but loses against jj
plus i do not think she will even get a title shot yet
>Chael got molested in a broom closet by someone pretending to USADA.
>>69486424
The most popular UFC fighter in the US is Irish.
>>69486445
Canadian.
>>69486445
bOrk is Canadian, you goof.
>>69485448
>muh mental illness
>>69486445
canadian and part timer
HOW MANY BINGS TILL JRE
>>69486309
They should first start off trying to get better talent if they still can't beat UFC100's PPV sales.
>>69486490
genetic lottery winner right there
>>69486129
They'll push UFC as a global sport hard for the next 5-10 years. I welcome it desu, better than povertyball.
>>69486493
Live now family.
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
>>69486503
if only he could box as good as he looks like he could
>>69486500
What? They most definitely broke those sales and nobody in their right mind would say the UFC is less talented now.
>>69486522
Boxers don't look like that.
>Chael putting on a clinic in being heel of the company
How can mandrama even compete?
The damage control on Jones being a drug cheat is so damn transparent.
>>69486664
Protein powder causes positiv drug tests bro
>>69486664
Off the bat he was saying selling out was the greatest thing ever. Chael knows what side his bread is buttered on.
>>69486678
I can't tell you what he popped for because we haven't found what supplements are tainted with it yet.
>Brock breaks Nevada attendance record for UFC
>Brock breaks Nevada gate record for UFC
How can manlets even compete?
Oh god this Makli Kawa guy is one slimey fuck.
>"Guys I swear the positive test is because of a supplement, but definitely not GAT, because GAT is awesome!"
>>69486729
They can't
Can I get some street fight heem webms please?
Bonus points for MMA-related fights, or funny filenames.
>>69486445
so? id say brock or ronda anyway
ESTROGEN BLOCKERS CONFIRMED
wew, based chael
>Jon popped for Estrogen blockers
>>69485448
>Man injured by police stun gun taken off life support, dies
>>69486738
He's based out of Florida, the same place where the Biogenesis Clinic baseball scandal occurred with guys like Alex Rodriguez. Other Kawa fighter's like Mir and Yoel have also popped. I don't think these are coincidences.
Damn Chael dropping some bombs.
Jones took estrogen blockers?
THE CITY OF CHAEL SONNEN.
CHAEL WILL GIVE US JONES VS DC @UFC 205: MSG
CAP THIS POST
Reminder that all of you from eu are cucks who are afraid to fight 5'8 148lbs guy
SONNEN REVEALS THAT JONES HAD TESTED POSITIVE FOR
ESTROGEN BLOCKERS
>ESTROGEN BLOCKERS
ESTROGEN BLOCKERS
>ESTROGEN BLOCKERS
ESTROGEN BLOCKERS
>ESTROGEN BLOCKERS
ESTROGEN BLOCKERS
>ESTROGEN BLOCKERS
ESTROGEN BLOCKERS
>ESTROGEN BLOCKERS
>>69486825
>Brock
Has fought once in 5 years.
>Ronda
Hasn't fought in over a year.
No. Conor would headline a card with both of those people on it.
>>69486862
I'll fight you any place, any time buddeh.
>>69486867
ronda's comeback would headline over conor
DONT BRING THE DOG OUT BRO
Malki not saying what Jones tested positive for because he is still searching for excuses
>>69486927
1) Conor will have been on like 3 cards since she left if she even returns in September
2) Conor has better opponents/rivalries. Hard to sell Ronda vs. all of these WBW title holders dropping like flies
>>69486950
well, they just got btfo by chael on jre
>>69486935
>There's fear and darkness all around you
>>69486927
>ronda's comeback
lol, she's never coming back.
BIGG RIGG IS STILL MY BOY
>When they find God
>Sage got paid literally double what TJ Dillashaw got at 200
Top kek
What are estrogen blockers?
I can't wait until Khabib rips Eddie's head off
>>69486998
When you juice and don't want bitch tits.
>>69486998
Steroid users use them to stop from growing titties. That's all I know.
>>69486994
>His ground game is still trash
>Instead of training we are supposed to "watch him learn and figure it out" in the cage
>it's a mandrama is still here episode
>>69486998
block estrogen production leads to an increase of testosterone in your body
>>69486960
Ronda vs. Cyborg would decimate anything other than Conor vs. Aldo 2 if Conor beats Nate.
>>69487038
Yeah you should leave.
>>69487048
That fight will never happen. You might as well be talking about Conor vs Brock
>Hunt making $700,000
Based.
>>69487048
Conor vs GSP would destroy anything with the name Ronda on it.
>>69487048
Ronda would never fight Cyborg.
Ronda is not coming back unless its to fight a can for a big pay day and then retire.
>>69486960
ronda vs holly II will be huge, ronda vs cyborg too
>>69486994
link to payouts?
>>69486998
When you have abnormally high amounts of testosterone or testosterone-derivatives in your body (that is to say, when you're using steroids), your body will produce more estrogen. If you have really high estrogen levels, you start to grow tits, have mood swings, get acne etc - basically all the stereotypical roid side effects. Obviously that's not something you want, so you take estrogen blockers to get the benefits of steroids without the downsides of high estrogen.
TESTAGEN
Who /gatsupplements/ here?
>joe bringing up cuckolding again
>I'll promote it for a month for free
We /TestAgen™/ now
>cuckhold shit
>>69487122
>>69487122
>>69487122
>>69487122
>>69487122
>>69487075
>tj only 25/25
wtf
rogaine is a fucking cuck jesus christ
>it's a Joe talks cuckolding episode
Joe thinks that guy is skinny?
>>69487131
how is he not embarassed to say stuff like that?
wtf rogan driving the meme into the dirt...
>THIS IS LIKE SOME KEKOLD TYPE SHIT
W E W
>>69487131
The front guy doesn't even look like a negro, just fake tanned up.
>>69487100
Ronda vs. Holly II is the last big card in that division. Conor is fighting at 3 different weights.
>>69487025
>>69487030
>>69487047
>>69487106
Thanks lads, Jones confirmed for steroids?
Link to what you're watching?
>>69487175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
>>69487075
dillashaw barely getting paid kek
>>69487175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS1HO0R7Fes
>>69487197
how is that guy small? and how is this related to cuckolding
fucking rogan is autistic af
>yfw joe bought into the cuck meme
>>69487216
Chael's fake laugh was like nails on a chalkboard.
Where were you when Joe Rogan fell for the le cück meme 1 year too late?
I hope I die before my fifties, he literally became a grandpa
>>69487216
Rogan knows he could never be like the dude in the middle picture because he's a short little fucker.
>>69487193
Thanks senpai, what have I missed so far?
>>69487149
ronda vs holly/tate/nunes(for the title) would all be big. i even think tate vs holly would be decent
>>69486998
Literally in the fucking name
>>69487234
yep
but atleast he isnt the one who brought weird shit up in the convo
what are you even supposed to do in a situation like that?
I'd probably just ask what 'cuckolding' is, even when I know
>>69487244
jones took estrogen blockers, rogan tries to sell the idea that the supplements contained something, and that eating kangaroo meat, and meat from Russia and China, can cause an athlete to test positive.
>>69487122
>60 bucks for 120 pills
s-should I do it lads?
>>69487245
Holly is old. Tate is broken. Nunez is a who. We'll see if Ronda even comes back. Meanwhile Conor is headlining another card that will break records.
>>69487280
Thanks again Macedonia
>>69487301
>Nunez is a who
Damn casuals
>>69487236
cuck is 2 years old you newfaggot
I wish they would talk more about ufc 200
>>69487317
No one fucking cares
>>69487150
Pretty much, it's not a direct confirmation but there's not really any other reason to take estrogen blockers if you're a healthy male.
I suppose Jones could have some weird medical condition that was being treated with estrogen blockers, but if that was the case you'd think that he would have immediately disclosed that/cleared it with USADA in advance.
>TRT Vitor
I love memes.
>>69487357
>>>/reddit/
>>69487392
>Sea Level Cain
>>69487400
Good one faggot, you sure got me
>omg cuck started 2 years ago you fucking nigger newfag IM AN ASPIE
when is hector lombard fighting next anyway?
i love it when that roided 2% bodyfat half round cardio capacity mantlet gets heemd
Why's Jones definitely getting 2 years but Yoel got 6 months? Does it depend on what you pop for? They were both tainted sups
>>69487317
Are you proud to know that information, anon?
I have no doubt that Jones was on steroids, but can USADA actually give him a suspension for "testing positive" in such an indirect manner? It seems like a major stretch to consider estrogen blockers a PED by themselves. IMO banned substances should be restricted to things that actually enhance performance.
>Estrogen blockers
>>69487440
probably because of all of jones other shit
I could literally beat any here in a fight and I wouldn't just win I would win handily
I could easily fuck each and every one of you pathetic sacks of shit up beyond all recognition
I would have to exercise restraint to not kill you all that's how badly the beating would be
You would literally be in the hospital sucking your meals through a straw and shitting and pissing in a diaper for at least 6 months before you could even muster the strength to leave your hospital bed
Fuck you all
>>69487440
>They were both tainted sups
Jones wasn't. It's what he's said but USADA will probably disagree.
>>69487462
Bisping pls. You've already got your dinosaur fight, move on bud.
>>69487290
its cheaper just to pin test
>>69487462
come try to heem me nigel
>>69487465
Well it hasn't been confirmed has it? If it is will he just get the 6 months?
>>69487459
Would that even factor into it?
http://m.sherdog.com/news/news/Victor-Conte-Jon-Jones-Low-Testosterone-Levels-Before-UFC-182-Highly-Suspicious-80631
Estrogen blockers makes complete sense
>>69487440
It's a question of proof, if Jones can prove that it really was tainted supps and he took them unknowingly, his suspension will be reduced like Yoel's.
Obviously both him and Yoel are full of shit and using "tainted supplements" as a cover story, but if they're able to provide convincing evidence that it was an "accident" and USADA isn't able to provide counter-evidence that it was intentional, they have to reduce the suspension.
>>69487491
>Well it hasn't been confirmed has it?
Sonnen just said he tested positive for estrogen blockers. That's not a 6-month suspension.
FEDOR HAS NOTHING TO BE PROUD ABOUT
SPARKLING FIGHT
>>69487443
I'm okay testing for circumstantial substances if the suspension is reduced.
I'd give the guy 6 months if he comes in with his head down. Unfortunately the NSAC is on the rag.
>>69487499
Oh wow you did it again!!! So ebon!!!
Rogan's Velasquez nuthuggery is hilarious, the guy has a dogshit resume, Werdum, JDS and Nog all piss on him.
>>69487491
If it is tainted sups Jon gets 1 year because he tested positive for two substances and USADA stack punishments.
>>69487438
should fight Hendricks when he is forced to move up
>>69487491
How hard is Google, faggot
>>69487522
>JDS pisses on Cain
did you miss the 2 fights where Cain battered him?
>>69487522
No they dont
>>69487525
>Johny Hendricks at MW
>>69485177
Fucking based
>>69487541
Obviously not head-to-head, but his list of wins is much better.
>>69487546
Er, yeah they do. List their top wins side-by-side and Cain is nowhere near the discussion.
>Bisking is GOAT
>Chris is a fluke
Finally the dust has settled.
Glad Rogaine and Chael see Bisping/Hendo being pretty legit
>>69487525
No fighter has looked more affected by USADA than Johnny hendricks holy fuck he looks like he aged 10 years.
>>69487555
Er, no they don't.
And I think its pretty clear to see Cain is an overall better fighter than Nogueira and JDS, by far
>>69487555
Doesn't matter, Cain in his prime beats every mma fighter who has ever competed.
BASED HENDO DRUNK SINCE SATURDAY
bisping vs chael II when?
GSP will fight winner of Woodley/Lawler at MSG
Just my prediction, don't quote me on that hahahaha
Bork in a gi
>>69487718
Based Bork.
>y'know I mugged a hooker and lit her wig on fire
>>69487674
Lawler would eat GSP's asshole alive
>>69487745
Most likely, but it would still be a fun match up with a lot of hype surrounding it.
>>69487522
Nobody in the heavyweight division is good bro. There all near 40 years old and they just cycle wins against each other. Brock Lesnar literally just got off the couch and won a fight against a top 10 heavyweight. Biggest meme division in mma.
joey diaz vs mc grogor 2
>>69487674
>The Prime Ruthless One snatches Karate Kid's soul and cements himself as an absolute demon
>GSP steps in to avenge the death of his adopted son Rory
>Lawler's sprawls GSP into a 5 round bloodbath with a good mix of striking and grappling
TAKE
ALL
OF
MY
MONEY
FUCK
>>69487674
Wonderboy has to be next
>>69487772
>Wonderboy vs GSP
>Karate meme vs former Karate meme turned wrestlefucker
Mite b cool
Who the fuck gets make up put on them for a podcast?
>>69487821
a faggot
Oh shit Chael on TFATK tomorrow
Schaub, Chael, and Callen.
Hella
F*cking
Epic
Joe really made me think
>>69487840
Go away, Bryan.
>>69487877
Had to turn the podcast off and step away for a few seconds. My brain hurts.
>supporting background checks
what a cuck
>>69487877
I'm unironically enjoying this podcast
>>69487877
What he said?
Statists: the episode
>>69487929
this, been great so far
>>69487427
>tfw heem posts your asmrfu
>>69487931
something about being a cuck
He's obviously wrong but I'd respect his opinion if he would also say that felons or depressed or medicated people shouldn't be allowed to own vehicles or drive.
>we need to know if you're on drugs
chael and joe just said that with straight faces
>>69487840
For sure xD 100%
the first false premise of this conversation is that 'killing fags is bad'
>>69487980
DMT is not a drug
Has joe talked about the sale? Is he staying on?
Reminder that no one here is capable of stopping my power double.
>>69488019
I don't have to when you wouldn't last 30 seconds in my guard, BUD
>>69485803
fucking disgusting
>>69487991
get in my guard bro
>>69488017
nah, not yet
currently BTFOing the constitution
So it doesn't seem Rogan agrees with laws
>>69486079
Nah, he'll be way more careful in the rematch
yeah joe because taking classes before you can have guns is going to stop people from robbing raping and murdering people with guns
holy fuck this guy is an idiot
>>69488063
it's going to reduce it atleast
>>69488034
BYOOTIFUL WORK CHAMP
do americans realise that not all societies want democracy and welcome dictatorship like something normal? to some societies your 'democracy' is very uncomfortable to live in
DC BTFO cowboy
>>69488106
Just leave Macadamia.
>>69488106
Those societies are wrong
Edgy Brah levels of misinformation
CORMIER v. CERRONE UFC 300 CONFIRMED
Holy shit Cormier ripping Cerrone a new one.
>>69488121
>>69488135
I'm listening to Rogaine, what has DC said about Cormier
Sonnen redpilling Rogaine
rogan's sister is a hoe
Is rogan talking about bigfoot or ancient aliens?
>>69487966
Late stoppage
>>69488154
he's pissed about what Cowboy said at the panel yesterday and just kinda went off on him. Said he never beat anyone important and that Khabib will fuck him up.
WE MANDRAMA NOW
>>69488203
Hahahahahahah holy shit
I'll need to tune in to that
Will Lawler beat Woodley?
>Dc talking how big and good looking Lesnar is
>>69488203
>>69488209
Is it from after he talks about his weight cut?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLUwQtQkD5A
>>69488232
think so
Threadly reminder that wrestlers do not deliver exciting fights. If you're pumped up to see Cormier, GSP or Lesnar then you're everything that's wrong with the MMA community. Weidman and Cain are probably the only wrestlers who don't lay on top and breathe heavily while throwing one punch every 30 secs just so the ref doesn't stand them up.
JON JONES
NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO BOY
IM COMING FOR YOU
>>69488242
ta senpai
>>69488244
At 200 Lesnar at least did shit with his laying, DC was pretty boring af
>>69488242
>>69488232
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/10/12141448/mma-news-cerrone-cormier-fought-like-a-homophobic-slur-against-anderson-silva-ufc-200
>>69488249
who are DC's parents? was he raised by a single mom
that can be an explanation for his gay mannerisms
>>69488244
DC would have subbed Silva if Silva wasn't holding onto his leg, he was trying to pass guard a lot
>>69488215
probably
damn this episode is really good lads, chael needs to be on more.
americans, is bill actually allowed to be a vp?
>>69488265
DC landed 100+ strikes on the ground
>>69488215
he will send him to bellator
Jewlani defending his boyfriend DC.
>>69488244
Lesnar's G&P was fine with me. Watching them walk around the cage for 70% of the "bout" without throwing a strike made me sick.
GSP usually doesn't wrestlefuck to death.
I'm furious I didn't get to see a real wrestler clinch up with DC and manhandle him with elbows until he loses all hope.
>>69488244
Literally the worst poster here
DC is the greatest fighter of his generation
>>69488266
>fought-like-a-homophobic-slur
Hahahahahah holy shit this age of political correctness is ridiculous
This is a load of bollocks
>>69488275
>When Cormier was eight, his father was shot and killed on Thanksgiving Day in 1986 by the father of his second wife.
:(
>>69488292
pitter patter
Hunt was in far worse shape after the fight than Silva
I get DC's gameplan, listening to him on the MMA Hour I feel for him too when he's talking about his daughter seeing him with a busted up face, I get what he's doing and why, but that doesn't mean it was boring af
>>69488318
He has an impressive resume 2bh.
>>69488327
DC is clean m8
>>69486341
Josh Barnett will never fight in the ufc
Sonnen and Rogan together is moron overdrive
>>69488336
>pitter patter
Not at all, he landed a lot of hard strikes and short elbows
You're letting the crowd boos affect the perception of what actually happened
Who is Donald Cerrone to be saying that to me?
Is he the guy that got stopped in the first round by Pettis? Is he the guy that got his ass beat by the former champions Dos Anjos?
And then he walks around with his stupid cowboy hat, I'll slap him over the head sideways with it.
Actually I'll have Khabib do that for me
>>69486341
>Miesha is next in line to face Ronda (Nope Holly instead)
>Conor is defending his FW belt in his next fight (announces Nate rematch)
>Jacare will fight for the title (No it's actually Rockhold)
didnt rogan talk about passing PED tests after juicing hard with those powerlifter guests, like 20 episodes ago?
its pathetic to say this kind of shit
>>69488370
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>69485629
Piana can literally fuck up all of you losers without even breaking a sweat. If you think Brock is big and strong just wait for Piana to join the UFC, he would have to cut form 315 pounds just to make weight at 6% body fat.
Helwani just said that UFC 200 wasn't the best experience for him for "various reasons". Probably UFC and Dana giving him shit.
>>69485629
Can we throw these guys in the octagon against a silverback gorilla just to see what happens?
>>69488395
>piano
Sounds scary m8
>>69486341
>it's not gonna be Anderson Silva
>me and stitch were never friends
>>69488411
that jew needs a shower
>>69488357
>he landed a lot of hard strikes and short elbows
Are you crazy in your head man?
DC gassed laying on top of a small hospitalized grandpa with no camp. You want to see a hard strike? Check that kick at the end of R3. Saved by the bell.
>>69485659
You're completely retarded if you think his first punch (which was a range finding jab) was anything like his second. Very few people could take that left on the chin. Diaz avoided it by having an excellent guard so Conor only hit arms and elbows.
>>69488319
They can't put f*g in the wbsite address... And don't want to put fag, which is understandable.
>>69488411
I got a theory for you Gengis, the fights were shit
Did she have relentless lesbian sex with her girlfriend to celebrate the victory?
>>69488357
>You're letting the crowd boos affect the perception of what actually happened
Mate stop with that shit. I think the most damaging strike from that fight was from Silva in the brief time they were standing up
>Ariel has issues with Big Jon standing up the fight
What the hell lads, those standups were fine. Who is Ariel Helwani to be saying that to Big Jon? Is he the #1 referee in the world? Has he been in the game for over a decade? Big Jon will take those stupid figures and beat Ariel over the head with it.
>>69488421
Who would win?
1 Brock lesner vs 100 daniel cormiers
>>69488395
That's right god dammit
>>69488458
m8 1 daniel cormier would beat 1 brock lesnar
>>69488459
right bb
>>69488446
Nah Juan, you need to watch it to get the full context. Try not to get beheaded today.
>>69488458
cormiers via multisucc
Would the big show be allowed to compete in ufc?
>>69488436
You're clearly another retard manipulated by the boos. He hurt him multiple times on the ground
He didnt gas at all, and he also went through a complete rollercoaster of emotion in the weekend. He's also not stupid enough to chase a fight against Anderson Silva who had nothing to lose
>saved by the bell
As opposed to being saved by the boos?
>>69488477
This. Dc is a natural heavyweight like coco
>>69488395
le previous thread man is my favorite meme
>>69488534
He doesn't look like he could work more than 2 minutes without gasping for breath.
>>69488541
Hello daniel
>>69488559
But all he would have to do is lie on his opponent for 3 rounds as it seems thats all it takes to win these days
>>69488456
The most damaging has nothing to do with the fact DC was damaging him on the ground, stop being intentionally stupid
>the standups were fine
You're fucking deluded, another dumbass manipulated by the boos, DC was working THE ENTIRE TIME
>Who is Ariel Helwani to be saying that to Big Jon
Who are you to be making any opinion in general then? Stupid argument. It's quite obvious the only reason it was stood up was because of the giant chorus of boos
>Is he the #1 referee in the world
Like that means shit, his officiating in Manhoef-Carvalho was some of the worst I've seen in years
EDGY BRAH
>>69485536
I think they realized they could use it to get exposure for people who have a legitimate connection to the sport, like retired fighters.
Is this the most closeted general in spee history? Every single thread there's a huge collection of pictures of Schaub and that huge buff guy. How can one be so obsessed that you unironically save so many pictures of these dudes. Can't call it a "meme" because they're just dudes, soccer has the TSUUUU, baseball has that one dude from garfield, and NFL has the Browns, NBA has the memechuckers but this general? Just obsession over buff men.
lel
>>69488574
Hello retard
You got utterly BTFO
>>69488588
Not really no.
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>>69488541
>also went through a complete rollercoaster of emotion in the weekend
You're that guy? lmao
DC got hurt, Anderson didn't. DC was completely gassed. BJM doesn't give a flying fuck about boos. DC was saved by the bell. Your boy is complete garbage for this performance against a losing old hospitalized guy with 48 hours.
Get over it and move on with your life, man.
>>69488596
Its just banter m8
>>69488646
whew
>>69488589
>Who is Ariel Helwani to be saying that to Big Jon
Mate the second half of the post went over your head. It was a joke referencing what DC just said to Ariel minutes ago. You're a complete retard
DC also literally just said himself he thinks the first standup was fine, but by all means disagree with the fighter and the ref since you think both standups were fine.
It's OK to have an opinion, but when it comes to facts you're stupid and don't know shit.
But this is my last (You) for you anyways, you've done well up to this point but it's become a bit overt now. Stop trying to mess with the system here
>>69488596
We're just pretending bro.
>>69488646
Can't tell if hot or not, mano.
>>69488617
>You're that guy
Can't even possibly imagine what you're arguing here and acting like that wasn't remotely a factor, of course I should expect less from literal autists
>DC got hurt
Once
>Anderson didn't
Nothing you could see anyway becaue you're a dumbass who hates "le man humping xD", he was bouncing his head off the canvas multiple times and even rocked him standing up
>BJM doesn't give a flying fuck about boos
Except apparently during that fight
>DC was saved by the bell
And Anderson was saved by the boos
I'm sorry you're a complete retard that can't understand such simple concepts. Perhaps you should end your life rather than moving on with it
>>69488646
disgusting desu senpai
>>69488541
>>69488436
>>69488589
>>69488617
IT IS OBVIOUS TO ANYONE THAT ISN"T AN ASSPIE RETARD THAT DC COULDN'T FIND IT IN HIMSELF TO BEAT YEARS OUT OF ANDERSON"S BRAIN WHEN HE WAS ON TOP BECAUSE ANDERSON(WHO DC OUTWEIGHED BY 20 pounds) HAD JUST SAVED HIS OPPORTUNITY TO FIGHT IN UFC 200 AND LITERALLY GIFTED HIM HALF A MILLION DOLLARS BY SHOWING UP
end.
of.
discussion.
>Make Grappling Great Again
>>69487075
For those too lazy to look at the pic.
Main Card (Pay-per-view)
Amanda Nunes ($100,000 + no win bonus = $100,000) def. Miesha Tate ($500,000)
Brock Lesnar ($2,500,000 + no win bonus = $2,500,000) def. Mark Hunt ($700,000)
Daniel Cormier ($500,000 + no win bonus = $500,000) def. Anderson Silva ($600,000)
Jose Aldo ($400,000 + $100,000 = $500,000) def. Frankie Edgar ($190,000)
Cain Velasquez ($300,000 + no win bonus = $300,000) def. Travis Browne ($120,000)
Preliminary Card (FOX Sports 1)
Julianna Pena ($32,000 + $32,000 = $64,000) def. Cat Zingano ($35,000)
Kelvin Gastelum ($53,000 + $33,000 = $83,000)* def. Johny Hendricks ($80,000)*
T.J. Dillashaw ($25,000 + $25,000 = $50,000) def. Raphael Assuncao ($42,000)
Sage Northcutt ($50,000 + $50,000 = $100,000) def. Enrique Marin ($13,000)
Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass)
Joe Lauzon ($54,000 + $54,000 = $108,000) def. Diego Sanchez ($80,000)
Gegard Mousasi ($75,000 + $35,000 = $110,000) def. Thiago Santos ($28,000)
Jim Miller ($59,000 + $59,000 = $118,000) def. Takanori Gomi ($55,000)
But Conor is the highest paid right ;^)
>>69488646
this is lewd.
It has no place on this safe for work board!
Hey lads, just got in
How autistic is this thread on a scale of 1-10
Need to decide if I am sticking around.
Cheers
>>69488683
>sage getting 50/50
Good G*d
>>69488683
>Miesha Tate ($500,000)
Why is she this overpaid? Thought Dana hated her guts.
>>69488683
>Sage made more than Dilly
>>69488704
Not so bad today, like a 5
>>69488664
>It was a joke referencing what DC just siad to Ariel
Oh god, I'm so sorry I don't watch crying jews endlessly circlejerk for an hour
You said something utterly stupid regardless of context and it brought nothing to the argument, you're a fucking aspie
>he thinks the first standup was fine
And I didn't, that's what we're discussing here, isn't it?
>but when it comes to facts
What facts are we talking about here? The fact you're a giant aspie who can't even fathom someone doesn't agree with him?
The last sentence is obviously just you again being a cringeworthy fucking aspie who realizes he has no actual argument so he's running away before he cries himself to sleep again
Your mother should've aborted you, seriously
>>69488683
>The utter state of Enrique Marin when you arguably won the fight but your opponent gets paid 10 times more than you.
If sage had tapped to the armbar he would have been out 50k
>>69488683
>enrique getting paid 13k
>>69488748
should have properly applied the armbar
>>69485961
>vanilla midgets
when will /asp/ leave?
>>69488683
Is this 2.5million a legit figure? I saw it thrown around but it's so bizarre compared to the rest I thought it was just a number some guy tweeted and everyone took
That's insane
>>69486503
Face wise, he's terrible.
>>69488808
He should hit up Brock and ask him for about tree fiddy k.
DC rocked Anderson twice standing up, he also onviously realizes if he overcommits he can still get KOed, DC fought smart and safe and did more than the nothing everyone seems to be implying
>>69488748
He lost the fight
More numbers that should be none of our business.
Main Card (FS1)
Joanna Jedrzejczyk ($105,000 + $105,000 = $210,000) def. Claudia Gadelha ($100,000)
Andrew Sanchez ($15,000 + $15,000 = $30,000) def. Khalil Rountree ($15,000)
Tatiana Suarez ($15,000 + $15,000 = $30,000) def. Amanda Bobby Cooper ($15,000)
Will Brooks ($50,000 + $50,000 = $100,000) def. Ross Pearson ($54,000)
Doo Ho Choi ($12,000 + $12,000 = $24,000) def. Thiago Tavares ($37,000)
Joaquim Silva ($12,000 + $12,000 = $24,000) def. Andrew Holbrook ($12,000)
Preliminary Card (FS1)
Gray Maynard ($48,000 + $48,000 = $96,000) def. Fernando Bruno ($12,000)
Matheus Nicolau ($12,000 + $12,000 = $24,000) def. John Moraga ($28,000)
Josh Stansbury ($10,000 + $10,000 = $20,000) def. Cory Hendricks ($10,000)
Cezar Ferreira ($27,000 + $27,000 = $54,000) def. Anthony Smith ($15,000)
Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass)
Kevin Lee ($27,000 + $27,000 = $54,000) def. Jake Matthews ($22,000)
Li Jingliang ($12,000 + $12,000 = $24,000) def. Anton Zafir ($10,000)
If I don't post the RDA/Alavrez pay I hope someone else does. I want to see how much RDA got paid to get BTFO. Also Nelson and It is What it is made.
>>69488748
Only idiots score the fight for Marin. Sage didn't look impressive, but he clearly won 1&3
Anyone play WMMA?
Is there a recent version, is there any real-world updates?
>>69488869
yeah, why is this public?
>>69488848
>Making 10k when someone else is making 2.5 mill.
>>69488875
>clearly
Only won the fight in the last minute
>>69488869
shit do these fighters have day jobs or what? 15,000 for a fight and how many fights do you have in a year? maybe 1 if you're a nobody
>>69488820
Paul hayman is a good negotiator
Eddie Alvarez: $150,000 (includes no win bonus) def. Rafael dos Anjos: $310,000
Derrick Lewis: $66,000 (includes $33,000 win bonus) def. Roy Nelson: $100,000
Alan Jouban: $42,000 (includes $24,000 win bonus) def. Belal Muhammad: $12,000
Joseph Duffy: $40,000 (includes $20,000 win bonus) def. Mitch Clarke: $12,000
Alberto Mina: $24,000 (includes $12,000 win bonus) def. Mike Pyle: $55,000
John Makdessi: $60,000 (includes $30,000 win bonus) def. Mehdi Baghdad: $12,000
Anthony Birchak: $24,000 (includes $12,000 win bonus) def. Dileno Lopes: $12,000
Pedro Munhoz: $34,000 (includes $17,000 win bonus) def. Russell Doane: $11,000
Felipe Arantes: $42,000 (includes $21,000 win bonus) def. Jerrod Sanders: $12,000
Gilbert Burns: $34,000 (includes $17,000 win bonus) def. Łukasz Sajewski: $10,000
Marco Beltran: $24,000 (includes $12,000 win bonus) def. Reginaldo Vieira: $17,000
Vicente Luque: $24,000 (includes $12,000 win bonus) def. Alvaro Herrera: $12,000
>>69488917
>afael dos Anjos: $310,000
>>69488917
>Derrick Lewis made 99k
shhiiiiieeeeeeeeeetttttt
>>69488875
>clearly won r3
There was nothing clear about round 3, he was controlled against the cage and taken down, only in the last 30 seconds was he able to reverse it. It was a dire decision that could have gone Marin's way with non-bought judges. He looked awful out there.
do you guys consider mm the p4p #1?
>>69488730
many champs make 500k minimum
>all these retarded cunts who have never rolled before implying that anyone other than Silva is responsible for stalling
He literally had him on lockdown without an underhook, unforgivable stalling.
>>69488910
The current heavyweight champion works as a firefighter
will hendricks ever recover or is it over for him?
good interview
http://www.ufc.com/media/UFC-200-johny-hendricks-Backstage-Interview
>>69488941
Champions get paid well.
>>69488947
He made 66k, you fucking moron. It says "includes" the bonus.
>>69488977
shiiiiieeeeeeet
i'm a moron then, it is what it is
>>69488977
Don't be so hard on yourself, lass
>>69488977
Calm down, autismo
>>69488973
What happened didnt see the fight
>Conor will win the rematch
>>69488973
i like that he's hard on himself
>>69488977
it is what it is, thats a lot of gwop, shieeeet
>>69488992
Don't be like that, anon. You're going to make me feel bad for being so mean.
>>69488979
Nice argument, retard.
>>69488979
Okay you win mandrama autist.
>>69488971
As a volunteer
>>69488917
I can't do math for this but.
>you would need to add all the fighter pay for RDA/Eddie and the TUF Finale to add up to what Brock made at 200
Thank you based Bork
>>69488875
>Sage didn't look impressive.
That's the problem with this kid. Rogan keeps saying that Sage is still young and learning but he's 21 now. Jon was obliterating champions at 22 and won the belt at 23.
Moral of the story; Sage is probably the only UFC superstar that's severely overhyped. You could argue that Conor and Ronda were getting way too much promotion but they actually delivered superb performances, regardless of their opponents. Sage is just meh through and through.
>>69489034
Really? I thought it was his job
That's quite sweet
>>69489005
lost by desicion, took way more shots than he shouldve, landed some combos but ate more
>>69489041
I'm wasting my time with you
What's your excuse?
>>69489038
>I can't do math for this but.
you can't add 5-6 digit numbers or you just don't feel like doing it
there's a big difference between the two
>>69488898
The most recent version is up to 194 I think, unless they've done more, the dude who used to do it gave up
>>69488992
Shiiieeeeeet. I tried so hard you know. We make mistakes, maybe next time you know. Ya feel me? It is what it is.
>>69488962
Give it a week and these mandrama autists will be gone
Sage is only well known because he looks like a fag barbie doll.
It has nothing to do with his skills, but his gimmick.
He's a pretty boy who probably deflowered Bella Thorne. People tune in to see him get smashed. Not to see him finish people in devastating fashion.
>>69489069
Except me, obviously
>>69489022
don't worry i'm up in this hoe
heart of a champion
>>69489044
>he's 21 now
no, he turned 20 4 months ago
Who here /HEEMingAtWork/
>>69488898
is there any torrent to it
I've tried to find it but couldnt crack it at all
>>69489038
I just whipped out the old calculator and tallied up all the fighter pay from the TUF finale and it came to ~$700,000...that's not even a third of what Brock made laying on top of Hunt kek.
>>69489117
Your dad is gonna so happy when you kill yourself
>ariel says dc risked his life for us
oh yeah, it wasn't for all the money he got, fucking goof
>tfw a part timer beat a top 10
>>69489128
No wonder mmafags are blown out by a wwe superstar
ok fuck this jew cunt saying dc vs. anderson was an exciting fight
it was a little bit exciting in the few moments they were standing up
>>69488898
http://www.greydogsoftware.com/forum/showthread.php?p=2119981#post2119981
Now that the dust has settled
What was the best fight of the weekend?
>>69489149
You're gonna be crawled up in a little ball in a corner wondering, "where did everything go so wrong?" with tears welling up in your eyes then you jump off the stool to the relief of everyone you've ever known
Thank you in advance
>>69489181
At what time will they be educated?
>>69489181
Dillashaw vs Assuncao
>>69489181
What the fuck is wrong with Travis? I mean going from Jackson's to Edmond is like trading in your house for a tent. Was he just trying to fuck Ronda? Or was he already dating Ronda and went there to be closer to her? Either way I'm glad he got heemed.
I wish me and Ariel could enter the octagon so I can shove his jew beak up his asshole.
>>69489181
Joanna vs Claudia
>>69489181
Joanna vs. Claudia
>>69489181
1 Cain
2 Jose
3 Dillashaw
>>69489207
Pretty sure they were already fucking when he moved there. That is what Schaub has said.
>>69489198
You obviously did otherwise you wouldn't have replied, dumbass.
Thanks again for inevitably killing yourself though
>>69489181
Cain meme kicks The Brown Travesty
>>69489211
Dana what are you doing in Bulgaria?
>>69489255
Thanks again ;)
>>69489207
Browne, Arlovski, and Ubereem is pretty crowded senpai
shooting looking for a fighter
>>69489232
Quit being baited by a mandrama sperg remnant. If you go to their board, replies like these are the norm.
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/11/12150118/ufc-jon-jones-manager-bones-was-set-earn-more-money-than-brock-lesnar-ufc-200-mma
>>69489307
JUST
>>69489307
Bullshit
>>69489211
unfortunately you can't talk like that on /heem/
>>69489307
No way is that chimp as big a draw as bork.
>>69489293
4 what?
Reminder that right now we would be refreshing twitter desperate for news on Conor's condition after Robbie took his soul from him on the biggest stage of them all, if only Nate didn't ruin it for us.
>>69489357
Stop replying to me already, aspie.
>>69489362
He'd have fought dos anjos.
>>69489377
Woah man why the sudden hostility?
Sage getting paid double what TJ got, is Sage really that big a draw? I don't think so
>>69489445
I was more excited to see how sage would perform than dilly
>>69489445
Doubt he'll get paid that much for long, doesn't look like he's going to be dominating a lot and destroying guys. Probably going to be on the prelims for a while.
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