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All south europeans shouldn't even be posting on the internet. The weather is goat, the countries are beautiful, the women are gorgeous, the food is god-like, the people are united, there's no fucking reason to be a neet, you should be enjoying your life outside, quit the internet, stop arguing with nothern, central and eastern frustrated virgin europeans. Let them fester in their cesspool of failure, rage and wasted cum. Don't waste your tim with human waste.
you are fucking right my friend
going outside right now
>>69483640
>the women are gorgeous
yeah... right...
>>69483763
>he prefers blondes
Let's laugh at this idiot.
>>69483640
>the people are united
But what about Catalonia, the North-South divide in Italy, or literally the entire Balkans?
true, but you'll never be white like me
>>69483640
i would but i can't fit into society
fuck people
>>69483763
do I need to post the webm(s)?
>>69483640
Either Croatia or Serbia will win the next Euro.
Screencap it.
Also, it's too hot outside atm. We wait until ~10/11 to go out for cervezita, and meanwhile we win the Internet.
>All south europeans shouldn't even be posting on the internet.
You're right, they're supposed to go to their jobs
OH WAIT
>>69483640
You Western cucks have it easy, unlike us Eastern euro losers
Unless you're a 10/10 alpha male, you're fucked and no girl will touch you. They all want Foreign men from the West to get away from here
>>69483640
>the food is god-like
you're snacking on a frog as you're typing this, aren't you?
>>69483640
I'm doing my mastery thesis bro.
In the meantime, I'll shitpost here.
>>69483998
yes
>>69483989
This 2bh pham
(I realise I'm not from Southern Europe but I feel the same way is all)
Why isn't France on the map?
>>69483763
Just because no women wants to touch you, doesn't mean they're ugly anon.
>>69484093
Nah, m8. Not even mad, Portuguese women are subpar in comparison to others.
I'd say we come second in european ugliness, right under the UK.
>weather
>food
>women
Why is Portugal on this map?
>>69484034
>implying we have it easy here
No, its actually the same here
>>69484143
Great. You're either not a Portuguese shit posting with a proxy, or a tourist.
Even if you're not, you must have traveled all over Europe and didn't visit the Portuguese major cities.
Because none of the above is probably true, you should probably leave your moms basement and stop browsing 4chan.
>>69483640
the women are gorgeous
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Nah, but the men are, I'm one handsome fuck desu
reminder that southern European girls love pale skinned Brits
>>69484159
portuguese food is good fritz.
>>69484229
Have to be attractive too..
Good luck while being british,
>>69483941
>he prefers muslim-looking hairy apes
Look who's talking.
>>69483640
>the people are united
Kekismus maximus
>the women are gorgeous
Their personality ruins them and they aren't anything special
>>69483640
t. Pierre Da Silva
>>69484237
Except for the seafood it is pretty subpar.
>>69484229
>reminder that southern European girls love pale skinned Brits
Actually most girls here dislike blonde and pale men and they all prefer tanned muscular black haired man.
I think that's worldwide tough cause blonde features are more feminine
did a serb make that map?
>>69483976
>the North-South divide in Italy
It's not as bad as you might think
>>69484281
is that what your mum told you?
>>69483640
This is so true
>>69483640
You are right, bro. I will go for a walk to play pokemon go. Thnx!
>>69484309
No, it's what girls with standards tell us, every brit guy looks like a fucking skeleton around here kek.
German guys are another matter tho, <3
>>69484361
>German 'men'
>>69484326
don't let them fool you preben, we're better off up here in the north
>>69484309
Do you know what nickname we give you here?
>>69484189
Just my opinion, lad.
Nascido e criado em Portugal.
And I never traveled all over Europe, but I visited Spain, France, Austria, Germany, Slovenia, Slovakia, Croatia, Czechia and Latvia, so I guess my take has some validity.
Not saying Portugal has no pretty girls, i'm saying that its ration is lower than the rest.
>>69484309
no it's true
tall, DARK, and handsome.
Not sandnigger tier dark, but dark hair, tanned skin, thick dark brows, combined with blue eyes and european face = you get all women
not the pasty blonde ugly brits who turn into an overcooked lobster when a ray of sunlight touches them
>>69484412
Deves ser mesmo uma peneleiro. Vivo no Porto e vejo tesudas todos os dias na rua.
Abre a pestana sócio.
>>69484416
most brits have brown hair
>>69484398
please tell us mate.
I care so much about your xenophobic views.
>>69484447
Steak. I'll leave you wondering why.
>>69484416
That's true.
If you look like pic related you will never have problem getting women.
>>69484361
>German guys are another matter tho
Damn, wait with the celebrations mate, I'm gonna join in..
..ah I see, you just wanted to bait the bong.. ;_;
>forever_german.jpg
>>69483998
Precisar não precisas, mas mete na mesma.
>>69484441
Not him and I also live in Porto although I'm not from here and if you think our girls are pretty you have a tumour pressing on your visual cortex.
Some country has to have the ugliest girls, this is a corollary of some girls being pretty and some girls being ugly.
Portugal/Spain usually have the ugliest girls in Europe.
>>69484462
>portuguese humour
i thought it was going to be somewhat amusing. ah well.
>>69484462
because we're beefy and juicy
If you think the average Spanish/Italian/Portugese/Greek woman looks better than the average Dutch/German/Finnish/Swedish then... well.. fuck. At least there are people like you picking up the slack :')
>>69484469
dat haircut, though..
>>69484398
Los cangrejos
>>69484441
Claramente o gajo deve ser pane...
Aqui no norte o que não faltam é gajas boas
>>69484494
Dutch and German women are ugly and masculine
I bet all the spanish and portuguese posters in here have big, dark, sweaty cocks
>>69484441
Não precisas de ser tão desagradável.
Tenho uma opinião baseada nas minhas experiências, e eu não andei com os olhos fechados lá fora ou aqui.
Também vejo miúdas giras aqui em Portugal, só estou a dizer que o rácio é menor.
It is true that German and Northern countries have beautiful blond woman. But damn they have a lot of woman like merkel..ugly as shit.
>>69484488
There's nothing amusing with your disgusting sun allergies. You show your true colors when the slightest bit of light comes in contact with your skin.
>>69484512
British women are overweight and have bad teeth
I'll take the Dutch and Germans
>>69484486
>>69484494
NEWSFLASH:
Differnt people prefer differnt types of women!
Yeah, this is just in, I reapeat:
Differnt people prefer differnt types of women!
We will inform you as soon as we receive further details..
>>69484469
I have dark hair and pretty much have the same skin tone as that guy and I'm Polish lel
>>69484530
A mulher Portuguesa tem é um grande problema e aí dou razão.
São umas cabras para as levar para a cama. Todas as restantes mulheres que conheci na Europe não são pudicas e adoram foder
>>69484494
I love the euroasian look of Finnish women.
>>69484537
why are you so mad mate?
did you walk in on your ex getting banged by 3 three pasty British chavs?
>>69484542
>not liking thicc girls
>>69484544
Keep us updated.
>>69484272
What do you even know about it
>>69484544
Men prefer on average features that are more present in Germanic women than our women.
These preferences are universal when considered at the group (non-individual) level, this is all I'm saying.
>>69484494
>if you have a different opinion from mine...
>>69484572
I'm kinda disgusted by the image kek
>oy mate fancy a shagging
Does Portugal have good pork like in Spain?
>>69484486
Spanish does have some top-tier women 2bh
The very weird problem in Spain is that for some strange reason so many fucking girls wear glasses over there.
I don't know why that is, if maybe the sun is damaging their eye sight, but I have never seen so many girls (only girls, dudes not really) wearing glasses like in Spain....
>>69484591
>men universally prefer anvil jawed women with flat arses
>>69484564
Pois, lá fora tens mais, melhor e por menos.
Em Portugal os gajos andam tão sedentos de vagina que vês homens 8/10 para cima a sair com 6/10 e 5/10.
>>69484591
Rly? I prefer a brunette, small woman with a big ass... that lacks in German
>>69484600
Better than Spain
Actually, that's pretty much Portuguese food in a nutshell. Think of any Spanish dish, there's probably a similar but better dish in Portugal.
>>69484612
>vês homens 8/10 para cima a sair com 6/10 e 5/10
Isso é bem verdade. Depois claro que os standards atingem níveis irreais
>>69484572
I'm mad because you're loud and dirty and pollute our Country in the summer. No other tourist is like that.
Every Iberian hates you.
these are just memes
every country in europe has similar proportions of beautiful people no exception
>>69484625
Good
>>69484469
that's a good looking fella
>>69484630
>>69484612
E vocês ainda não viram como é nas faculdades de ciências/engenharia
É uma tristeza.
>>69484564
Não
Todas as mulheres vão para a cama mais facilmente com estrangeiros do que com os locais
Além de os estrangeiros serem exóticos, podem foder à vontade con eles sem ninguém saber para não serem acusadas de serem de putas (o maior medo delas)
t. women pro virgem
>>69484619
Which is why this result hold at the group level.
>>69484608
Every country has SOME top-tier women.
>>69484611
>men universally prefer hook-nosed women with flat tits
See I can do this too.
>>69484625
It's better for the cost.
>>69484611
In my opinion, this is the kind of girl that i'm usually more atracted to.
Shame that they are very rare in Portugal
How much time should you spend in Sintra? Does anything happen there at night or is it okay to just go early in the day?
Lol at people debating this stuff within Europe, as if it matters. ALL non-Chad men in 2016 don't get anything. The only countries this doesn't apply to are Muslim/Arab ones, where the men aren't controlled by women.
>>69484667
Não irmão. Ainda que queiras que isso seja verdade.
Em Espanha não somos propriamente exóticos e tens mais cona do que aqui.
Conheci estrangeiros de Erasmus aqui que nunca provaram cona Tuga.
Claro que não vou generalizar mas mesmo assim acho que é uma coisa muito portuguesa.
>>69484637
Everyone hates us, this is nothing new, so we're used to it mate.
>>69484608
>wearing glasses
Da fugg??? So you've been in some beach and you wonder why they wear glasses?.
Spanish women are varied. Nordic women all rook same. Seen one, seen the whole lot.
>>69484674
>Sintra
1 tourist-day is enough.
>>69484591
Southern European men maybe prefer germanic manjaws.
>>69484641
>>69484600
We make Piglet the right way. The way they do this in Madrid almost makes me puke.
>>69484674
Just spend an afternoon there
>>69484673
When it comes to more mediterranean women i prefer this kind of girl with more asiatic features.
>>69484625
>delusion
>>69484718
Northern European men maybe prefer iberian hook-noses.
You're all missing the point. Necessarily there must be a country with the ugliest women and studies find that at a group level it is universally considered to be the country with the most Iberian features (very caucasian, ugly in women)
>>69484655
Todas as aulas parecem um enorme bukkake só que a gaja é gorda e/ou "especial"?
>>69484688
William here is right, Nordic women are beautiful, Mediterranean women are beautiful but your mixed girls are just amazing.
>>69484698
We love you, britannia!
<3 <3 <3
>>69484667
Não é bem assim.
Até com as estrangeiros as portuguesas são difíceis. É assim pah.
As mulheres mais velhas e solteiras\divorciadas são diferentes e geralmente mais propicias a irem para a cama contigo
>>69484755
Tudo em cima dum 4/10.
Mete nojo. Sempre me recusei a andar com gajas do meu curso. Ou são como tu dizes ou são completamente avariadas.
>>69484705
>>69484732
Okay, thank you.
>>69484698
I don't hate brits at all though. Most Belgians like brits. Been there a few times, was always treated kindly/openly. Jovial people tbqh
>>69484788
>Tudo em cima dum 4/10
Ser mulher em engenharia deve ser fascinante.
>>69484673
Come to Flanders.
>>69484781
A realidade é que quanto mais difícil, melhor é o resultado final se é que me entendes.
>>69484764
Quais são os teus gostos então senhor enjoadinho?
>>69484816
>Come
>>69484720
It should be opened in half for perfectly cooking the inside
>>69483640
most of us are enjoying life.
i just come here when i need a shit
>tfw gf wants us to go Malta next week
>dirt cheap too, like 400 euros for 8 days
>tfw I'd rather stay at home and play vidya all day
Sucks that football is done too, I'm so bored all the time
>>69484745
Fact.
Portuguese cuisine is much more diversified, elaborate and complex than Spanish cuisine.
Spain is confined to mediterranean flavours and shitty Atlantic ones that remind you of British "cuisine", while Portugal has mediterranean flavors and their atlantic flavors have been spiced up with centuries of close contact with the rest of the world.
The entire world has taken cooking lessons from us, while your cooking has only managed to influence your colonies, and even Tacos are more famous than Paella.
>>69484673
thats a MAN
>>69484788
devias ter ido para musica.
tive uma violoncelista que me ia arrancando a pila a bater-me uma
>>69484816
>me
>gf
>>69484837
Ja het loopt daar vol met dat soort wijven
>>69483980
>white
Sure thing, Muhammed
>>69484838
Go back to your faggot noodles and leave the meat to the big boys, Topo Gigio
>>69484673
literally looks like she's got downs
>>69484860
>thats a MAN
>>69484447
>xenophobic
get a load of this nu male faggot
>>69484873
lmao in u druumkes moatje
>>69484884
lol I can school you on pork, dont try to pull that shit with me Alberto
>>69484863
>ser desempregado e com gaja
ou
>ser um empregado sem gaja
>>69484863
as raparigas de música são GOAT
>>69484908
piss off you nazi
>>69483640
>All south europeans shouldn't even be posting on the internet
>non normie and can literally hear people having fun in the pool
>>69484873
Those kind of refined features are GOAT. I didn't even post the picture but I agree with the taste. Also:
>Tfw I can understand some of those words thanks to both great-grandpas being dutch south african
Your post reads like a weird dialect
>>69484921
Nice Argentinian asado
>>69484921
>some medi sleazebag schooling northern Portugal on roast suckling pig
Literally lmaoing at your life
>>69484923
a primeira é uma bosta, ficas sem tesão para a gaja.
>>69484923
verdade, por isso é que eu tou a pensar em tirar engenharia mecanica depois de acabar musica.
I had two cans of kippers today.
Feels very mediterranian, living off the sea.
>>69484921
>opening your pig in half
>letting all the suculent juices dry out
>wasting perfect pig meat like this
>>69484949
I hope you're baiting. I'm from the north too but there are places in Italy that are literally german
>>69484469
drenched tbhnest fami
>>69484975
>there are places in Italy that are literally german
Oh shit, they must have amazing food like the germans then
>>69484826
Uma coisinha mais assim de certeza. E não meti outra para não dizeres que escolhi uma modelo.
>>69484936
I'm just writing in standard Dutch like all Dutch posters. Some Flemish like to use dialect in their posts though. Afrikaans is 17th century Dutch that got creolized really hard. But its still about 85% equal to our Dutch. Dutch just has a fuckton of pronouncations and dialects
>>69484698
I liek u
>>69484639
Sorry, but British girls in general really are ugly.
The existence of Kate Beckinsale proves that there are some very beautiful exceptions, but most girls you will see in the UK (who are actually British) are just quite underwhelming.
Not even trolling.
>>69484700
I've been to pretty much everywhere in Spain that is South of Madrid, not just the beach regions.
And I don't mean sunglasses, but regular glasses.
>>69484990
ah, gostas do estilo drogada?
percebo
enfiar a pila em emocionalmente deficiente tem o seu quê
só não gosto de viver na mesma cidade que elas ou dar-lhe muitas informações sobre onde vivo e onde trabalho
>>69484842
Fucking Madrid has more Michelin stars than your whole contry. The cuisine from the tiny Basque country (just one of the branch of the diverse spanish food) is more respected and influential than the whole cuisine of Portugal. Actually since 10 years or so Spain is the referece in cuisine, surpassing France, the traditional leader. Lmao @ popular = good
>>69483640
this is true, mediterranean people that post here during summer can safely be presumed as failures
>>69484990
Que nojo, compara com isto: >>69484673
Fodasse, que nojo
para os tugas a dizer que os gajos 8/10 namoram com as gajas 6/10, eu consigo explicar isso.
as 6/10 sao melhores no sexo, porque sabem que tem algo aprovar. uma rapariga 8/10 sabe que n ha nada para provar, porque o homem dela tem sorte em tela.
uma gaja 6/10 a namorar com um 8/10 sabe que tem que trabalhar o dobro para manter o seu homem longe das 8/10.
>>69484720
I'm from Madrid and what is that?
The way it's done is roasted split open, and then you use a plate to cut in pieces. Any other system is wrong.
Also, cochinillo de Segovia>tudo. That's the only reason why we go to Segovia, in fact.
>>69484949
Piglet is sardinian territory, get over it
>>69484969
>letting all the suculent juices dry out
that doesn't happen you ignorant pig
I bet you don't even use the fat to 'istiddiare'
This is pretty much how you do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfJSp_sxpSk
>>69485076
Your piglet is greasy as fuck mate.
>>69484863
gajas de artes são top
>>69485035
how is that possible. even your water tastes like shit
>>69485066
>gosta de mulheres com cara de homem
>>69485029
Não gosto de drogadas, mas curto mulheres do bairro. Melhores quecas que já dei na vida.
>>69483989
Same sadly.
>>69485078
i'm going to lake garda on holiday in september.
is it expensive?
and what is the must try dosh up north?
>>69485101
gajas de artes e gajas de letras são incriveis, pena 90% serem fufas
>>69485114
>Gosta de mulheres castanhas, com olhos descaídos, nariz de judia, ossos mal-formados, lábios pequenos e cara e sobrancelhas de homem
Que nojo.
Does Portugal have good red wine?
Italy is the only European country I bother with when it comes to red, but I love port so I'm willing to give Portuguese reds a chance when I go there
>>69484990
Só de olhar para ela sinto-me a afundar no mundo da droga e decadência.
Que imagem triste e que moça com cara de doente pá
>>69485134
Go to Verona for horse tartare.
The area is not particularly expensive, but there are some good small towns.
Where will you be staying?
>>69485149
Port is a staple at any event hosted by the Queen Elizabeth II
>>69485149
port wine.
literally the best red wine in the world
comes from porto. we call it, porto wine.
you gotta be trolling if you've never heard of porto wine.
>>69485164
Eu acho que ela é da Roménia. Mas bem, era só um exemplo.
>>69485149
great red wine and great white wine. Wines from the Douro region and Alentejo are the go to in terms of red, Minho is the go to in white
>>69485134
I've been there as a kid but I can't tell you much. I was with my family and we mostly visited the places of WWI, maybe you can do that. Also Verona is the best town around there, you should pay it a visit
>>69485178
???
I literally said in the post that I love port and that I would like to try out traditional red wine from Portugal
???????
>>69485180
Prefiro este género de moça mais bonita e saudável
>>69485165
In the town of Garda.
Off on day trips to Verona and Venice though.
>>69485147
Mais sobra negro.
>>69485178
>comes from porto. we call it, porto wine.
It comes from the Alto-Douro
>>69485134
cafe santiago
>>69485207
Nenhuma se aproveita, negrão.
>>69485199
Caralho, achas que eu não? Só não postei uma dessas para não dizerem que foi cherry picking.
>>69485078
>letting all those juices fall on dirt
>not on top of the roasted potatoes cooking under it
>>69485207
mano, a loira vai me violar
>>69485088
Es churrascoso y tierno. No hay discusion posible acerca de su absoluta supremacía.
>>69484655
>uc biology
Can confirm
>>69485233
we usually put a tray with bread to collect it
>>69485076
>>69485078
>splitting the the pig open
Why? Don't you know how to cook meat?
>>69485248
Achas que o nosso não é tenro? Que supremacia? Já viste bem essa merda? Só gordura no prato.
>>69485178
>Comes from Porto
What part of England are you from la?
>>69485265
thousands of years of tradition led to that conclusion, maybe you are the one doing it wrong
>>69485203
Visit some vineyards and taste (buy) some good Amarone.
It's one of the best wine areas in the world.
>>69485265
It's ok to split the pig if you put some lard on it imo.
If not then it's just too dry.
>>69485248
The grease on the plate is simply a no-go.
>>69485211
this. gorgeous view. great wine, great food
10/10
>>69485248
what the fuck is that where it is floating on?
Wrong?
>>69485271
>Bom dia. Eu quero un cochinillo sin grasa. E de postre, una tarta sin calorias.
Herejes.
>>69485298
>café Santiago
>Wine
>View
Yeah nigger, you completely fucked yourself.
>tfw brown-haired, brown-eyed 1.77cm tall living in Milan
I get the worst of both worlds.
>>69485287
Nope. We put inside a wood oven to roast in its own juices. We fill it with pepper, garlic, white wine, bay leaf and lard and poke little holes on the skin so that the cooked juices fall on the tray of potatoes roasting under it.
Its meat melts in your mouth, but the skin gets crunchy like chips.
>>69485369
it must be especially bad living in milan for you, since you're seeing all those supermodels there knowing you will never fuck any of them....
>>69485369
that's like the worst of 4 worlds nigga
OP is some Spaniard/portuguese/italian diaspora faggot in France.
Look how much of a bitch he is for not even nominating the country he immigrated to in his thread.
Btw only you latino faglets believe you are the goats, the whole world knows northern europe >>> southern europe.
>>69485397
you only see supermodels hanging around during fashion week.
>>69485292
>>69485372
yo are telling me you dont always put lard over it?
here we do like this
1. put a piece of lard on top of the skewer
2. fire it
3. spread the pouring melted lard all over the poor beast
I even found a decent video, look
>>69484176
a-at least you have a good weather and you can fuck tourists who come here for that brown dick
>>69485451
We don't put lard when the pig is closed which is 99% of the time.
Although I think a properly cooked pig is opened and stuffed with lard.
>>69485203
Oh and if you want to visit one of those vineyards I really recommend Corte Lenguin.
It's not far away from Garda. The people running it are super nice and they make some excellent dessert wine as well as normal Amarone and Ripasso.
>>69485477
>you can fuck tourists
dude i never leave my house
living the 4chan neet life
>>69485540
just go outside, some coalburner whore would sure jump on you
no female tourist wants to fuck a poor balt
>>69485600
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/why-are-latvians-and-lithuanians-so-sallow.775823/
I can attest for the truth of that thread's title
spain/portugal, what would tapas translate to?
>>69485750
Tapas are alien to us. They are not portuguese food.
>ITT: Subhumans with massive amounts of debt saying "we wuz n shit".
>>69485807
Your immigrants have the exact same economic function as our debt, except they will make you slope-eyed non-europeans browner in the process.
who is going to be Spain new manager???
>>69485426
or maybe he's just an anon living in the depressing shithole that is the northern half of France
>>69485766
Acepipes then. I thought those were different names for same type of dishes
>>69485750
que?
>>69485807
WE WUZ KANGZ GHENGIS
WE FLYING PYRAMIDS BY 2050
>>69483640
>shitposting at home
AHAHAHAHAHAHA CAN NOT MAKE THIS UP
>>69484720
This is disgusting, you should feel bad and kys asap.
>>69484309
It's what YOUR mum told me while she was riding my cock if you know what I mean.
>>69485972
>falling for the "north is shit" meme
rofl keep deluding yourself
>>69486061
The north is objectively shit compared to South-Eastern France (Rhône-Alpes, Côte d'Azur) and even coast SW France.
Both in terms of economy, well-being, least amount of niggers. You just can't win.
>>69484441
No joke here, I was in Le Mans for 4 days in June and I saw more freckled beauties together than I've ever seen in my entire life.
There are some beautiful portuguese women, but the ratio is just different. Also, women here are usually short and I like tall women.
>>69486060
mano, tas com problemas de chamine?
>>69486051
>doesn't enjoy meat on a spike
Not my fault you're a homo
>>69484494
Finnish women are some of the ugliest, most shallow women on earth. I have been in Germany and 3% of their women look like aryan angels, the remaining 97% look like bonobo monkeys, no in-between level of beauty.. Not even joking. Hitler should have first genocided the untermensch in germany and left the 3% aryans alive, and then moved on to other countries.
>>69486060
>LM light
post your tits
>>69484013
>Serbia
WEW
>>69484494
>I don't rate med women
>>69486105
freckles means switzerland.
i dated a girl who was half switz. she had freckles on her face and shoulders. been a fetish ever since.
she had was a 10/10.
>5 foot
>freckles
>round face
>hazel/green eyes
>big tits
>nice ass
>naturally curvy
still beating myself for letting her go
just fucking shoot me
>>69486164
She's a honest to God 10/10 in my book. Thank you Italy
>>69486105
Half the people at Le Mans are Danish.
>>69484512
Dutch men are handsome but Dutch women from the other hand are mediocre.
>>69486238
Other way around.
>>69486197
you are welcome Fernando
>>69486238
Honestly it's like there's no average girl in the Netherlands. They are either 8's and above and 4's and below. Where the 7's at lads?
>>69486328
Probably at home practicing make up skillz to become 8.
>>69486362
Or at the gym, spa, hairdresser. Sometimes small changes give great results.
>>69484625
This is not very accurate.
We have lots of stuff that are better by far, but also lots of stuff worse.
who /dirndl/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C49NPmqEwK0
>>69486616
they just look like run of the mill foreign slags in madeira.
with all you said they should be neets since they can have all this fun unfder the sun. why work?
yes they got best warm ckimate without the scary nature that australia and the 3rd world has
>>69486060
Tas na madeira ou que? Que merda de areia.
>>69486616
Why are Germans and Anglos in general so found of copying Brazilian music?
>>69483640
>no reason to be a neet
Kek, what is the unemployment rate in these countries, especially for people under 30? 50%?
>>69486060
>Pense em quem gosta de si
Foda-se até os maços de tabaco gozam comigo
>>69483980
who wants a pigs ass complexion like you william. europe mustve taken all its ugliest people and isolated rhem in the uk.
>>69486753
northern bois pay for our benefits while we work unofficially
agreed internet for e temperate zone only
sunny lands go play outside
>>69486773
>acabei de me aperceber que aquilo era um maço de tabáco
porra, o gajo deve ser anão. pensei que era um livro.
>>69484416
arabs arent that dark.
tall dark n handsome deal was refrence to the latin lover so werr talikb an olive tone complexion
>Slovenia
Heh, h-hi
>>69487031
Hello!
>Slovenia
>Southern Europe
Don't slovenes think of themselves as Central Europe.
>>69486164
wow
SERBIA IS SOUTHERN EUROPE!!!! GOOD MAP FRENCHBRO
>>69486164
>that qt autism
we would be a great match :3
>>69486060
>essa pedra toda
Não arranjavas uma praia a sério pra onde ir?
>>69486872
170cm. A camisola está dobrada.
>>69486108
Hein?
>>69487769
>>69486726
Porto. Foi na última da hora, mas aqui não há praias boas de qualquer maneira. A de Matosinhos tem muita gunada.
>>69486146
I'm a girl though. I smoke light because of the smell.
>>69484309
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TallDarkAndHandsome
its hollywood.
got a friend that fits a similar model and does well with women. Just dark enough for the white women and light and fair to the dark women
>>69484446
it must be raven black
>>69487644
Serbia is a slavic shithole 2bh pham
>>69488575
posta mamas
>>69487031
Hi M8, grab a bear, a latina and hang out
>>69488575
>1,70
És alta. Eu assumo homem aqui, isso, juno com a camisola dobrada, e o facto de eu não fumar (e n saber desses anuncios) fizeram-me pensar que eras cómicamente pequena
uma portguesa a postar no 4chan da praia. já vi de tudo
>>69488639
Praticamente não tenho mamas, deves ter mais do que eu
Cumps
>>69486773
Ri me
>>69488741
>Praticamente não tenho mamas
>>69483763
yeah sorry Portugal, you got shortchanged lol
>>69483640
What are the criteria? Why Monaco is not south europe?
>>69483640
this.
if you live in the hot tropical zone, get outside you have no excuse.
internet for the cold temperate and polar zones only.
enforce this meme
>>69488741
Verdade, mas posta mamas na mesma
>>69483763
>ele não gosta de portuguesas
que mau gosto.
>>69489081
The word you're looking for is homosexual.
>People in here talking shit about local food
You literally can NEVER top this shit right here. It is the most tasty food I've ever eaten and only by looking at it I want to devour my monitor.
Everyone else, step it up please.
>>69489166
pay debnts
>>69489166
yeah, pita is pretty fucking good. every country in the mediterranea has pretty good food desu
>>69489166
It's one of the best things in the world, but I prefer without the fries.
Only food of the type I don't mind fries in is mitrailette.
Here is the Danish signature food.
>>69484462
>steak
We should dissolve the alliance for this shit bantz
>>69483640
IT'S TOO HOT
>>69484537
Yeah, red mate. The colour of blood, fire and the passion of this the screptred isle.
>>69489221
it's actually lobster in madeira
>>69484544
Thanks pal
>>69489166
>No gyros, only kebab available here
Fucking GOAT food. Come here Stavros
>>69483640
>implying great weather doesn't happen everywhere
>implying warmth is good.
Great Lakes reporting.
>>69486177
if you let her go, you should recall what made you do that, because it was probably something worth doing at the time...
>>69489214
>national dish is half a sandwich
why?
>>69489387
We're not animals who can't use cutlery and we prefer high quality rye bread in smaller quantities instead of stuffing us with low tier white bread.
We're real supreme gentlemen basically
>>69489214
>signature danish food
>not a danish
>>69484041
But that's Janet Montgomery, an actual Britbong.
>>69489338
As a North Carolinian with a family composed almost entirely of Michiganders, I'd like to visit these lakes someday. It's so alien to me to think of what amounts to a freshwater ocean complete with a beach.
Scoreboard on shipwrecks though. Y'all have the Edmond Fitzgerald, but we're the graveyard of the Atlantic.
>>69489486
>vienna bread
>danish
>>69483640
Try being a non turbo-normie in south europe and let's see how fascinating it is
>>69485147
>>69485147
Isto, foda-se! Olhem para aquele nariz, olhos... coisa mais feia.
why are women so shit
>>69489552
Right on man! These Lakes are really the GOAT Lakes.
At least you aren't one of those coastfags that think Lakes can't have beaces.
>>69489674
this
>>69486164
Wow, grazie Italia.
>>69488741
Sa fodam mamas. Posta cu que é onde está o importante.
>>69483980
I'd pay if needed to not look anything like you
The irony getting BTFO by nothing more than
>a dentist
if there's a god, he must be laughing his ass off
>>69489338
>bathing in a lake
>>69489244
We call them lobsters in Porto too, I don't know which region those shit bants come from.
>>69483640
but im in France :(
how do i become a normie
like what do you people even consider when mentioning that term
>>69489891
>how do i become a normie
It's not worth it, you lose your soul in doing so.
>>69489891
Autism is not curable, sorry.
>>69489214
Looks delicious.
>>69483640
t. france
>>69483640
wait I just realised you were not insulting them....
>>69484281
>most girls here dislike blonde and pale men
>mfw blonde and want southern eu gf
>>69491662
That's Paris, mate.
h-hello
>>69484742
that's a turkish name but i've literally never heard of her which is strange, actually bjork-tier qt
>>69491758
Hello is it true that Albania is the new happening country in Europe
>>69491849
no.
>>69492252
Hmm
>>69484093
nunca tentei sequer pinar com uma gaja e ja tenho 20 anos :(
tenho de me fazer às pessoas, não basta ficar especado no computador sem ir às praxes e socializar :(
>>69484256
sao as putas mais dificeis de se caçar. fuck that, vou virar gay
>>69484462
ja ouvi lagosta, mas nunca bifes. wtf?
>>69484755
e eu que ando num curso 95% gajas numa escola com maioria de gajas, com muitas 7/10 and up e ainda virgem. sou retardado
>>69488575
es 3 cm mais alta que eu. fodias-me?
>>69497405
what the fuck
you're 167cm how is that possible for a man, are you danny deviitto
>>69497405
Com essa gramática se calhar não.
>>69497446
manlet genes :(
o meu irmao tem 1,8m no entanto, wtf
>>69497448
bro, quando estas a fuder, tens um dicionario a beira para te certificares que estas a usar um vocabulario apropriada?
exemplo: a gaja ta-te a dar um broche e tu dizes
''Eureka! neste momento o meu prepúcio está a ser estrangulado, gostaria também de dizer que as minhas gonadas sofrem, agora, de uma estimulação oral sem precedentes''
O que e que a puta da gramatica importa
>>69497497
awww :3
Barbosa Jr
>>69483989
>>69484077
>>69485129
beta uprising when lads?
>>69497509
''Co'a breca! em breve vou testemunhar uma transição totalmente lícita da passagem dos meus nados-vivos a nados-mortos, tudo graças ao talente do meu pênis em conjunto com ambos os testiculos''
>>69497549
*estimulo as tuas gonadas enquanto acaricio as tuas nádegas*
:3
>>69497509
>>69497553
>dat feel when eu nunca tive capacidade de fazer comentários rebuscados deste género. teach me master
>>69497448
És 3 centímetros (cm) mais alta do que eu. Fodias-me?
>>69497600
Ora bem, vou-te dar um exemplo.
Eu, não sabendo se tu tens preferência por Joaquins ou Joanas vou assumir que preferes Joanas.
O que tens a fazer é o seguinte:
Ela desaperta-te as calças e imediatemente após isto se suceder replica isto:
''Pudera! em antes terei de proceder a uma explicação concisa e detalhada sobre o poderìo físico que as minhas partes pudengas masculinas irão exercer perante o triumvirato feminino (boca, buraco anal e vagina), primeiramente, afirmo que o meu pênis, com prepúcio e não mutilado, tal como uma pessoa autistica ira proceder a mexer-se casualmente por de dentro da tua vagina ao ponto de, possívelmente, e se não tiveres entretido varìos companheiros nas mais diversas acções no âmbito físico-sexual, começares a sangrar.
Após isto irei ejacular no interior do oríficio oral.
Cumprimentos''
e saís do quarto.
>>69497405
>mfw same
anões ao poder amigo
>>69497405
>167cm
Não.
>>69497728
>pudengas
>triumvirato
kek
português é do melhor, não há disto em inglês
>>69497553
>pênis
apaga esta merda já
>>69497769
nem com a minha cara 8/10 e corpo /fit/?
>>69497816
Posta foto
>>69497842
LOL
goal body
>>69497881
nao pareces ter 167cm no entanto
>>69497816
não apagues a foto caralho, também quero ver
>>69497938
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AJAJAJ
GET FUCKET PORTUPOOR
Fds até parece que 170cm é alto para gajas. Eu tenho 174cm e deparo-me com muitas do mesmo tamanho ou mais altas todos os dias.
Esta ainda por cima não tem mamas. Kek
>>69497781
Depois há o outro espetro do Português.
''Ó felina salaciosa, estás a ter efeito perniciosos na tola de baixo''
>>69497792
Ora vamos lá ter calma que ainda há uma série de pessoas que não me xuxaram a tola.
>>69486164
>that feel when time literally stopped as im watching this
>>69497509
Porque dás a entender que és um puto.
Error: You cannot delete posts this often.
tou fodido caralho
>>69498028
mandar o link nao da ban acho
eu nem tenho a opcao de dar delete lol
>>69498012
Com todo o respeito e não tendo o objetivo de ferir os sentimentos de ninguém.
Mas ainda que isto seja por computador, tu cheiras-me a graúdo que quando tira férias do trabalho part-time no burger-king, vai para madeira, trabalhar full-time sobre o emprego do mangalho alemão endireitar bananas com o cú (rabo, no caso dos mais jovens.)
Cumprimentos.
>>69498041
eu fiz upload da foto :s
>>69498041
Um homem a observar o ''Fernão Lopes'' (uso o nome deste grande homem como metafóra para o talento textual e oratório do meu pênis) raramente dá mas tem o cariz de levar forçosamente e por excelência.
>>69486214
I live in Le Mans. Only groups of fat german/english/whatever males are coming here for the cars. Only locals are going there with their family. The workers are locals too, and you can work in the stands if you speak English or German
>>69484361
You can meme all you want about how your women only want dark men, its some sort of defense mechanism
Blonde Scandinavian guys get pussy without any problem in southern Europe as well, girls usually like good looking guys regardless of hair color
My current GF is southern italian, im extremely pale and blue eyed
>>69498118
Relativamente á cara retratada no JPG que postaste tenho a dizer o seguinte:
Esta cara não me é estranha, ora pois, estranha não mas contudo, tal como 2 jovens apaixonados a frolicar (e fornicar, medida seja certo), a tua parvoice é.
Posso-te dizer que pelos vários anos merdosos (e anus merdosos, numa certa forma) pelos qual eu passei, nunca vi um jovem tão salacioso e insôlito como tu.
Cumps
>>69498149
I dunno rly but
when it cums 2 women, I like latinas n blacks.
And frankly, blonde hair on a guy looks creepy, I'm dark haired and blue eyed, it's a much better mix.
>>69498185
>n blacks.
fucking disgusting lad get yourself checked out
>>69498212
STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE
are you 12?
>>69498233
>nigger got offended
sorry mohammed i didnt mean to offend you
>>69498241
I am not a black woman why should i get offended?
you don't make no sense
>>69498212
Tu pareçes que gostas de tocar o fagote.
>>69498264
He likes to play le basson, ignore him
>>69497792
gug
>>69483640
>the people are united
>includes Balkans
wat
>>69489214
Looks delicious, but I have a feeling it'd be difficult to actually find food like this in Denmark. I hope to be proven wrong.
good morning my friends!
>>69498149
Are you pewdiepie
>>69497994
how does he get away with this lol
>>69486328
Theyre in Germany tobehonest. Germany has so many 6s and 7s
>>69485248
whenever i read spanish i hear it in the voice of this attentive, nice and wise grandfather lol
>>69483640
I'm actually spending more time on here because i am actually too much time on the house right now studying for my last exam of the bachelor, after this i'll finally start going to my house beach.
>>69483989
>tfw no gf
>>69499182
No, it's very normal. It's not some kind of meme food.
>>69489891
Just bee urself :^)
>have no problem talking with girls
>ONLY if they are boring basic girls that i can pretend i am something other than myself and they are easily impressed
>just want some interesting girl
>i am the boring basic boy for them
feel like i am living in a jude apatow dramedy
>>69486328
most dutch girls are bland and average tbqh
do northerners envy anything to South Europe? if so, what do you envy the most?
weather? food? living with momma until you're 30 and noone judges you?
>>69483763
Dude Croatia is shithole but beautiful country and hot af women
>>69486128
>I've been in Germany so I know a thing or two about Finnish women
Okay Andrea
>>69489003
Wow almost every country in the hot zone is a shithole.
Would one of the eastern European gals ever want a big nosed, skinny, dark haired, brown eyed, tall portuguese dude like me? ;_;
>>69483640
Let me tell you about your country I went on holiday there once, grass is always greener yadda yadda.
>>69489166
>putting fries in your kebab
>>69484291
It is. A lot worse than anyone might think from the outside.
>>69484990
>>69484673
holy fuck europe is really going downhill
is that kind of women actually hot there
Portuguese brothers , reporting from singapore , girls , ye about that u guys need to come check this place out , were loved and girls are zlot more easy going then back home a , , man fuck home im staying here!
I'm thin, pale, fair brown hair, blue eyed.
In which culture will I get the most pussy?
>>69500911
economical/cultural/social? yeah
interpersonal? hell no
i've never met anyone who takes in any serious consideration terroni/poletoni divide when relating to other people
>It's a betas argue about which country has the better looking Chads thread
Kekking.
>>69496958
>nunca tentei sequer pinar com uma gaja e ja tenho 20 anos :(
>tenho de me fazer às pessoas, não basta ficar especado no computador sem ir às praxes e socializar :(
Mas que, tu achas que as mulheres se fazem assim é? Tens que ir à caça. Queres uma puta qualquer que vai com todos?
>>69484810
You don't hate Brits because the classy ones don't go to Algarve. The good ones visit the rest of the country.
How stupid must some one be to eat eggs and bacon on a vacation to another country?
It says a lot about them.
>>69496993
>>69489881
Foda-se. Queres ver que sou o único gajo no fio que diz Bifes?
>>69501489
get fit and all of them
>>69487314
Slovenia is south of Alps and east of Italy. Ergo Balkan no matter what the peasants think.
>>69491662
comin from molenbekistan is pretty ironic
>>69499929
> living with momma until you're 30 and noone judges you?
where does this meme come from?
or is this an italian thing?
or a poor people thing?
>>69483640
The weather is GOAT? no! the weather fuckin sucks. I just want to live somewhere cold ffs
>>69488741
LISBOA
I
S
B
O
A
>>69484088
Northen French still in denial about the south being the best part of the country
>>69484720
wtf is wrong with you moors
>>69485035
>Actually since 10 years or so Spain is the referece in cuisine, surpassing France
>>69500951
não.
>>69501587
não sei caçar. lol
ja tive uma que me queria mamar assim do nada, mas nao era o meu tipo.
>>69505562
it's a stereotype on italians yeah
but it's true most italians don't leave home before 25, and with the crisis hitting as hard as it did nobody really judges negatively basement dwellers anymore (youth unemployment is up to 40%), people just feel sorry for them
>>69483976
Internet memes, mostly. Except for the balkans
>>69484030
Come on now Aquafresh, I'm sure you'll qualify to the next tournament :-) no need to be still angry
>>69484088
> sorry, but I'm celtic
>>69484229
Bonus point if they wear socks+sandals
>>69484494
Finnis people look like albino Neanderthals m8. Pale as fuck, with that weird facial structure. Also the alien like language doesnt help
>>69484625
Oh am i laffin
>>69484838
>>69484884
hey guise listen
we put
listen
we put
PORK
in
NOODLES
>>69484842
If every portuguese dish is as attracting as that shit with a cooked egg on it (cant remember the name, but it was posted a lot in the last days) then Im fine with spanish cuisine
>>69484880
>62%
>white
