>2008 CL
>misses penalty against barcelona, Scholes saves him to score 1-0, they get to the final
>2008 CL Final
>misses penalty against Chelsea, Terry slips, cristiano "wins" his first trophy
Man of the match: Edwin van der Sar
>2014 CL
>Ramos and Benzema score 3 goals against Bayern to put Real madrid into the final
>in the final, Ramos again scores to get Real Madrid into extra time, where Bale and Marcelo score #2 and 3. Penaldo does nothing, takes off his shirt for the movie.
Man of the Match: Angel Di Maria
>2016 CL final
>penaldo yet again does nothing, Sergio Ramos yet again scores for Real Madrid see atletico off in penalties
>cristianos "3rd title"
Man of the Match: Sergio Ramos
>2016 Euro
>portugal advances as a 3rd place team after having 0 wins in the group stages
>Quaresma taps the ball in past Croatia after Ronaldo fails the counter
>18 year old Sanches saves Portugal against Poland
>Eder scores the tournament winning goal
>Cristiano literally does not play the final
>his fourth "title"
you cannot make this shit up
>>69479072
>this flag
>this thread
>Ronaldo
>drops out of school at 14 bc being bullied, gets no education
>quits on Portugal/Lisbon even tho they have clubs in CL regularly
>quits on Man U
>quits in the Euro final except for celebration time, then he shines and goes all out, out-performing everyone
>if CR7 was on Argentina, he'd never quit (like Tevez/Messi), he'd be loving all the love and glory and dicksucking he got from all the plebes too much
based ronaldo greatest ever
We know, but in 2008 he was actually great, you have to be blind to say otherwise, also scored in the final.
Just let /sp/ tsuu in delusion
I'm not a ronaldo fanboy but give him a fucking break man. His performance in the wc was good enough to pull Portugal to the finals
>>69479103
Explain how CR7 is a Great One that you look up to as better than you
I consider Messi the greatest but why can't some of you take the banter? Christ just go off /sp/ for a few days if it bothers you that much
seriously, this is bullshit
i try my hardest to like the guy but he simply isn't giving football fans anything in return.
just tap ins and penalties for his personal statistics and ego boosts.
he doesn't play it for the sport, he plays for himself
>>69479109
No it wasn't moron, he sucked this Euro.
>>69479126
90% of the board including myself literally have no lives or form of entertainment outside of /sp/. There is seriously no better option for us. i know for myself I visit 3-4 websites regularly every day, /sp/ is one of them, and the shit I see with all this TSUU trolling is just unbearable now. The fact that he didn't play the final just gave more reason for shitposting. I hate it.
>CR on CL
>More Man of the Match wins and goals than all those players together.
Good try.
He's been pretty bad this euros 2bh
>>69479154
Imagine you were Mexican and had to deal with 7-0? Huezil with 7-1? They still have to deal with the banter now, this Ronaldo shitposting is only to trigger people such as yourself. Probably half of the people posting TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU don't even care about the sport
>>69479149
Lad... he scored 3 goals and 3 assists, literally saved Portugal in the Hungary game.
>>69479139
This. I try over and over to relate to the cR7 ball lickers who see something good in him. Not seeing anything but a loser. And Messi is no better
Have we all forgotten about how Ronaldo more or less single-handedly saved Portugal from losing to Hungary?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M0VWMnyZDw
>>69479204
Well Messi is much better i meant i dont like Messi any better. But at least Messi is good. Ronaldo blows for #1 player of soccer.
>>69479225
>Hungary
Their defenders aren't even League Two standard.
>>69479120
??
He was great because he actually played for the team, then he realized statpadding is what matters
Would just like to remind everyone that the media over here is pushing the story that we all have to thank Cristiano Ronaldo, the man that wasn't even in the fucking game, for our victory because he was an excellent team captain that gave a miraculous pep talk
Try spotting some names on this photo.
>Rui Patrício, the man that made like 10 great saves and was easily the best Goalkeeper of the entire cup
Who?
>Edér, the guy who actually scored
Who?
>Ronaldo
HE'S DONE IT! GREATEST PLAYER EVER!!!!!!!!!!
>>69479239
The point still stands. He provided an assist to Nani's goal and scored the other two goals. Portugal would have crashed out in the group stages without him.
>>69479225
He was so mad about it. What kind of shitty tournaments let's the third place go through the group stage anyway?
>>69479225
Have we not forgot how Ronaldo more or less lost every game for Portugal by missing 2-3 easy tap ins every game other than when he was a decent player finishing vs Hungary. Literally other than the Hungary game, when the dumbass black guy who doesn't follow soccer was all "CR7 is a good player amirite hurr?", the soccer analysts where talking about how shit he's been
>>69479261
Well, that's just an assumption, maybe if some other player had scored the penalty against Austria they would've reached the round of 16
>>69479248
i don't know how you must feel watching ronaldo miss so many chances.
for example aguero and higuain only miss a chance every couple of games, but Ronaldo this tournament must have made you go bald and pale like a ghost because he was so abysmal. Especially in the game against Poland.
>>69479282
What the fuck are you talking about, shithead? Can't you see he's the
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST
IN
THE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD
>Cristiano Ronaldo's 'unbelievable' half-time speech inspired Portugal - Cedric
meanwhile that fucking midget is quitting his NT
>>69479295
Despite being over-rated, Ronaldo is a good player. It's just fucking crazy that he gets all the attention when he got carried by his team in basically all but one games he played.
A small part of me can't help but wonder if we would have actually won had Ronaldo not gotten injured.
>>69479239
Guess who scored 4-5 goals when Real Madrid met Malmo FF and Shakhtar Donetsk.
>45 shots
>3 goals
>39% shot accuracy
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>69479072
CR scored 2 goals against Bayern in 2014, you forgot it
>>69479295
>17 attempts off target in 6 games
>29 total attempts
>3 goals
GOAT
>>69479340
Shot accuracy is shots on goal divided by total total shots
>tf
>tt
>>69479200
Saved Portugal in Hungary game but shitted all over Portugal in every other gane by missing tons of easy tap ins and even a PK , which is why Portugal finished 3rd in group. Sucked ass most of the Euro, team plays better without him in final, and we have this idiot "but he scored 2 goals vs Hungary mate" you can't make this shit up about how dumb CR7 fans are
>>69479340
>7% conversion rate
>>69479370
Anyway I think he is the biggest fraud in the history of football too
Why are brits and americans so obsessed with this man?
>>69479370
Real Madrid trashed Bayern and they were 0-2 (global of 0-3) at that point. Ramos was the man.
>>69479282
I wish americans will stop fucking talk about football
>Baul Bogba
I truly hate Gaynaldo, but you can't really say he's a bigger fraud than le 100.000.000 £ man.
>>69479370
>after being up 3-0 thanks to Ramos
>RAMOS
i honestly want to know why Ramos has triple the amount of goals as ronaldo in the past 4 semi + finals
>all this messifag butthurt
I thought /sp/ wouldn't recover due to portugal win but everyone seems pretty fine except messifags lol
>>69479422
Pogba doesn't choose how much he's worth to managers.
>>69479419
I'm considering filtering that flag on /sp/. They do nothing but shitpost in football threads
>>69479485
pls don't we're not all messi fags
>b-but he scored against the hungarian B team to save portugal!!
if he scores this in the second match then portugal isn't in the fucking hole thanks to Penaldo himself
agreed, he IS a fraud...he is a faggot
Of the household name players in soccer history (soccer players whose name is known by all, even people who don't follow soccer), has there ever been one worse than Christiano Ronaldo? If so please share his name:
well he is a douche, too bad the whole team gets hate for this asshole
>>69479558
David Beckham
>>69479558
Beckham and Ronaldo are more brands than players. Beckham is what started it all.
>>69479558
bastian schweinsteiger
>>69479072
Butthurt messhit cumgargler: detected
>>69479450
He's still a narcissistic Idiot. Literally the definition of a meme player. Medicore Skills hyped by the media and he's inciting the hype by his I'm-the-world's-greatest-behaviour. He's gonna be the next Balotelli.
>>69479658
>his I'm-the-world's-greatest-behaviour
That's just average athlete behaviour though, they have to believe that to even make it to pros.
>>69479658
he still beat Kimmich to seal the win, but his entire tournament was terrible aside from that
germany got so cucked lmao
>>69479658
has there ever been a black player who lived up to his meme hype?
>>69479435
How many times has Ronaldo played in the World Cup final?
>>69479682
Yeah...no. I've never seen this shit done by Lampard or based Drogba.
>>69479707
>beating a bauernschwuchtel
>an achievement
Pick one, Burger pal.
>>69479558
Mario Gotze. Faggot peaked at 19 years of age, he was already shit by the time he scored the WC-winning goal
>>69479843
>bauernschwuchtel
isn't that Müller?
>>69479742
Henry
>>69479843
>this shit
Wait what shit exactly?
>Drogba
>not bevahing like he's the best in the world
What?
>>69479983
>what shit exactly?
Be more of a Popstar than a Football player.
Sry, Drogba didn't do that. I also never saw Football themed tabloids like Kicker spammed to the max with meme articles about Drogba.
>>69479921
Bauernschwuchtel is like 70% of the German Squad. But
>Müller
>neuer
>pig Stepper
Is the triumvirate of Bauernschwutels.
>>69479419
The dumb black dude was the only American (the idiot). The rest are all European former coaches/players not from America.
how do you say 'fraud' in your language, /sp/?
>>69480315
Americans
>>69480101
>Be more of a Popstar than a Football player.
How exactly? That's not doing something, that's the image you have of him. I barely ever heard anything controversial regarding Pogba. I'm trying to sarch for it and besides the "bras d'honneur" thing his biggest crime seems to have signed a Barca kit.
He's not responsible for what others write about him either.
>>69479658
Pogba was played as a defensive midfielder and he did just that. Not great, not terrible, especially comparing to guys like Rami or Matuidi.
Because you buy into the hype others created doesnt mean hes terrible
>>69479072
>>2016 CL final
>>penaldo yet again does nothing, Sergio Ramos yet again scores for Real Madrid see atletico off in penalties
Apparently, /sp/ thinks that scoring a hat-trick vs Wolfsburg and saving Real Madrid doesn't count.
