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/heem/: Infowars Edition


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Previous:>>69473990

News:

UFC sold for $4 billion to WME-IMG and MSD capital.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/11/business/dealbook/ufc-sells-itself-for-4-billion.html?_r=0

Hendo vs Bisping 2 Official for UFC 204
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/10/12138614/dana-white-says-michael-bisping-to-fight-dan-henderson-next-possibly
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Joanna x 209
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TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
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Brendan Schaub was robbed against Andrei Arlovski
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scoggins
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>>69478251
beautiful white babies
make american great again and fucking breed as many white babies as you can
specially white warrior babies
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Powerful edition
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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>China solves MMA
>half asian GOATs dominate every weight class
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You giving me that dick tonight, Cain?
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just posting shit
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/r/ing webms of JJ and Claudia
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Feel so underwhelmed about 200 and the whole fight week desu lads. There were a load of fights I was really looking forward to seeing but basically all of those fights ended up being one sided rape fests:

>RDA meme'd on by Alvarez
>Gomi meme'd on by Miller
>Sanchez meme'd on by Lauzon
>Silva meme'd on by DC
>Tate meme'd on by Nunez
>Lovely Claudinha wrestlefucking for 2 round then meme'd on for 3
>Hunto getting wrestlefucked
>Aldo and Frankie swing and miss for 5 rounds like the first fight

Though Aldo vs Edgar was probably the best fight I don't feel like any of the others were good, or even competitive. Just one sided lol fests.
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Is she even relevant anymore?

https://www.instagram.com/rondarousey/
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>>69478299
As long as people keep talking about her, yes
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>>69478292
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>>69478251
two of the most fucked up faces in MMA honestly
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>>69478310
>dat lady like stagger from Claudia at :05

Any pre-roid pics of Claudia?
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>>69478292
2
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>>69478243
post your old joe pics in respect of his retirement
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>>69478292
3
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Webm of that fat piece of shit getting heem liver kicked by Anderson?
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>>69478292
4
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>>69478354
claudia is tough, her nose survived joanna
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>>69478292
5
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Lesnar wont be able to cope with hunts punches they said
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>>69478353
Best I've got
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Based Callen in new Looking for a Fight
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>>69478371
Anyone think Cormier sold the kick really well to maybe get the crowd more into the fight and silence the boos?
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Who /sea level Cain/ here?

Honda probably shit herself when her man get hit with that first wheel kick
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>>69478380
I haven't watched the last 3 or 4 of those now
I've been meaning to but it is what it is

Might never get round to it
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>>69478396
Nope. That's a painful shot. Silva dug the ball of the foot right into his ribs. Wrestlers don't react well to body shots for some reason. Cormier said after he knew he couldn't take a shot like that again.
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>>69478396
No
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>>69478409
After that shot I was rooting so hard for Silva to somehow get that KO
I think everyone in that arena was

I feel sorry for DC, he didn't seem to realise people were cheering him and falling on his side after this Jones thing, but they found his performance boring as shit so they booed it and in turn booed him. He could have won some people over this week
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>>69478434
I dont know why he wouldnt want to try to make this non serious fight entertaining
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Johny Hendricks
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3qaQ1KRrgo
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>>69478486
Beast
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>>69478396
All shots hurt, he couldn't keep a poker face because he just wasn't really in the mood to fight Anderson, and he already had 3 rounds in the bag, he was just waiting for the fight to be over.
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>>69478396
No that legit looked painful.
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>>69478455
because he fights to fucking win and he'll do whats most likely to get him that win.
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>>69478455
He literally stood to make six or seven figures more if he won than if he lost, putting that money on the line to silence a few upset fans is retarded.
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SCHAUB IS CANCER INCARNATED
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Brock vs Derrick Lewis next

Then do Brock vs Heavyweight champion for retirement fight
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>$4 billion

wut
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>>69478396
>casual: the post
yeah, good analysis, there, man!
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>>69478619
Nah, little for Brock to gain in that.

Brock vs Werdum

Brock shocks us and wins.
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So the chinks didn't buy the UFC? Too bad.
Also, post your yfw Hendo reheem Bong and becomes MW champ at 45
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>>69478455
I feel like he did at some points
He engaged in standup at times when I don't feel it was necessary
Silva could do nothing to stop his takedowns
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>>69478474
http://www.ufc.com/media/UFC-200-johny-hendricks-Backstage-Interview

hit me right in the feels
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>>69478672
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Who here is hyped for Army Man vs Gay Jesus 2: Electric Boogaloo
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>>69478260
I thought this was a meme

Are latinos actually considered white in the USA?
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>>69478672
I don't like johny all that much but man I kinda feel for him. hope he manages to figure his shit out and do better.
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>>69478704
Tim gonna fuck that dude up now that he's off the jesus juice
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>>69478730
Is Tim getting off the juice too?
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>>69478711
It's just them shifty illegals up to their tricks again
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>>69478371
shit i didn't realize he landed with the ball of the foot. that's some karate shit
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Dan Henderson KO's Bisping and vacates the belt.

What is the next move?
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>>69478755
its a mt teep breh

>>69478761
florida
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>>69478761
depends on what the rest of the top 5 do in their next fights.
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>>69478736
Army Man is possibly the cleanest fighter in the sport. He gets tested a shit ton in the special forces so there is no possible way that he is on any juice.
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>>69478781
lol

why would an army test for a substance that makes better soldiers?
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>>69478761
Run with Trump as VP, the only sensible move to make.
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>>69478802
Roids don't make better soldiers potato farmer
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>>69478820
Then they don't make better fighters
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>>69478486

Fat car man is right
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>>69478711
Not a meme, they consider you a "non-black Hispanic"

Every time I fill out a government form, I get a laugh at how retarded it is.
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>>69478826
it depends it obviously didn't make ken shamrock a better fighter. THe US army definitely doesdrug testing look it up at least
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>I think Tim Kennedy is natty
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>>69478765
It's not a teep m8. It's a round kick landing with the ball of the foot. Pretty easy to break your toes doing it. Silva shows it at demonstrations all the time.
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>>69478866
More like they collect piss and blood samples to help them in their efforts to develop genetically engineered super soldiers
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>>69478867
>I don't do any research about US Army drug testing
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>>69478867
he has been tested 5 times so far, also been tested a ton of times by the US army
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>>69478879
could you at least do a little bit of research if you're gonna argue this topic?
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>goofs think this is natty
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>>69478672
:,(
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>>69478896
>doing research

You think the US Army is going to publicize the unethical practices they engage in?
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>>69478907
fucking google search it at least cause you're making yourself look retarded. He gets tested a fuckton by the special forces
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>>69478907
train hard, creatine, protein, wala
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>>69478881
implying there is such a thing. go away
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>>69478923
Can Joanna posting be a thing?
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>>69478925
not only does he get tested my US Army but hes also been tested by usada a shit ton. Any supplement he takes, he goes to USADA first and asks them if its ok
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>>69478927
I wonder if Tim actually believes he's clean
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>>69478929
>>69478925
yall are fucking retarded you can't even join the US armed forces without passing a drug test
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Schaub is a good UFC fighter
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>>69478953
>not accepting facts
>refusing to do any research
>repeating the same shit
>being this fucking retarded
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>>69478964
You can get prescribed HGH while serving duty m8.
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>>69478980
>muh facts
>muh research
>muh government wouldn't lie

This is the US Army we're talking about. You think everything they do is out in the open for everyone to see?

No because that would be retarded
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>>69479013
>>69479021
you are both ignoring the fact that he has been tested multiple times by USADA and passed though
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>>69479045
So have a lot of fighters. Even fighters who have subsequently failed.

And all it would take is a a phone call from a big scary top secret general and those results would be thrown in the shredder anyway
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>>69478881
>the US army doesn't want testosterone fuelled roid ragers
when did this happen?
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>>69479045
means nothing, just look at lesnar.
if you actually believe lesnar is natty you seriously need to kys and not even think about reproducing.
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>>69479064
which fighters have subsequently failed? if this was true they wouldn't have popped jon jones 2 days befor the biggest event in ufc history, USADA doesn't fucking play.

Also i encourage you to try to join the US military system without passing a series of drug tests
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>>69479077
He's white boy who's jacked, get over it.
>>69479067
idk why they do it i just know that they do it. don't roids affect youre judgement? you don't a top soldier roid raging with a powerful weapon and attacking a fellow US soldier
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>>69479093
I hope you're intelligent enough to understand that everything has to do with TIMING.
USADA tests you randomly, making it much harder to run a cycle but doesn't make it impossible.
HGH is out of your system within 24 hours, and USADA doesn't test every single day.
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>>69479123
>you don't a top soldier roid raging with a powerful weapon and attacking a fellow US soldier

man this shit is so cringy why even bother talking about roids when you have no clue about them?
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>>69479123
>roid raging
well meme'd, friend
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>>69479093
>i encourage you to try to join the US military system

>Ameridumbs
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>>69479128
we get it you overcooked hotdog looking motherfucker, you roid. no one cares about your natty policing though.
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>>69479150
>>69479148

I don't fucking take roids how the fuck am i supposed to know everything about them. I don't know everything about them, that's why I asked "don't roids affect your judgement?"
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>>69479206
But you know everything about the roiding practices of the US military?
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>>69479221
no i just know how to do a littlebit of fucking research. I just know that you get tested a fuckton
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>>69479206
Only high doses of androgenic steroids like tren can affect your mood in a "roid raging" way.
but every uneducated normie thinks injecting 250mg test-e /w makes you a meathead.
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>>69479077
Fuck BJ Penn, most overrated fighter in history
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>ufc fighters make fun of each others rankings over twitter
something about this is just hilarious
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>>69479123
I'm pretty sure they don't test for them regularly, since they're expensive tests
They probably test for illegal drugs (weed, coke, meth, heroin, etc)
Also, a lot of PEDs are legal
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>I pay for and support a sport that consists of two humans beat each other to a pulp.
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>>69479259
i've heard that it depends on what branch of military you're in. One guy said that he was only tested a few times in his entire time in the army. I've read stuff from SF soldiers though that the drug testing is more hardcore in SF
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>>69479271
only real sport m8, everything else is just games
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>>69479271
i laughed when that bull figher got merced
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>>69479249
>Al Iaquinta hasn't won a fight in over 18 months yet is still the #12 LW in the world

I thought 155 was the most stacked division?
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>>69479271
>I pay for and support a """"""""""sport"""""""""" that consists of two humans beat each other to a pulp.
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>>69479271
if combat sports stopped existing you could argue that the world would be worse off because of it.

it's an extremely common story how a fighter has a dark shitty past and they've turned their life around thanks to prize fighting.

brain damage is literally the only sad thing.
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>>69479338
His last fight was a win against a welterweight and he's on a 4 fight win streak.
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>>69479338
Silva hasn't won a fight in 4 years and is ranked #5.
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>>69479271
>I pay

Had to stop you right there m8
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>>69479371
>a win

casual pls leave
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>>69479382
with his record recently Silva should just be cut. he can't beat anyone in the top 15
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>>69479395
Sorry casual but you have to win 2 rounds to win a decision.
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>>69479430
Good thing Masvidal won three then eh?
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>>69479443
Then why did he lose the fight?
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>>69479460
http://mmadecisions.com/decision/6071/Al-Iaquinta-vs-Jorge-Masvidal
bad judging looks like
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>>69479460
he didn't
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>>69479323
me too
>>69479360
so you're saying that maniacs that make millions and drive aroud supercars deserve all the attention because there is a sport that makes bashing another man's skull legal?
I'm not hating, it's just that 9 out of 10 of the fighters are stupid as shit, uneducated as fuck that if you take away the fighting sports away from them they become useless.
>>69479386
haven't seen a stupidest ideia as pay per views in my life.
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No meme answers here, best pound for pound of all time?
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>>69479271
1. I don't pay a dime
2. I'd pay if they gave them weapons and revived the gladiator days.
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>>69479479
Actually he did

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Iaquinta#Mixed_martial_arts_record
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>>69479491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGBygI1PJY8
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>>69479460
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>>69479491
Brock
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>>69479504
Nope
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>>69479491
>Boxing
Sugar Ray Robinson
>Jiu Jitsu
Marcello Garcia
>Judo
Yasuhiro Yamashita
>Kickboxing
Buakaw Banchamek
>MMA
Georges St. Pierre
>Muay Thai
Samart Payakaroon
>Sumo
Asashoryu Akinori
>Wrestling - Freestyle
Buvaisar Saitiev
>Wrestling - Greco Roman
Alexander Karelian
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>>69479530
>kickboxing
Mr. Perfect
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>>69479566
No heavyweight memes. Those fags don't even have to fight actual Thais.
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>>69479530
>Eating
Ronda Rousey
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>>69479566
>The GOAT is a guy who lost to Bob Sapp twice
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>>69479582
No thai memes, just because every thai fighter weighs 90 pounds and is the size of a small child doesn't mean all heavyweights are automatically memes
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>>69479607
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>>69478672
He isn't wrong. I hope he finds his grove down the track.
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>tfw had a dream about my ex gf being a fight fan

what am i supposed to feel?
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>>69479530
If you're not undefeated you don't belong on that list
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1. Jones
2. St. Pierre
3. Aldo
4. Werdum
5. Mighty Mouse
6. Anderson
7. Fedor
8. Cruz
9. Velazquez
10. Robbie Lawler
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>Boxing
Sugar Ray Robinson
>Jiu Jitsu
Marcello Garcia
>Judo
Yasuhiro Yamashita
>Kickboxing
Semmy Schilt
>MMA
Georges St. Pierre
>Muay Thai
Ramon Dekker
>Sumo
Asashoryu Akinori
>Wrestling - Freestyle
Buvaisar Saitiev
>Wrestling - Greco Roman
Alexander Karelian
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>>69479711
>It's a Dutch poster using a proxy episode
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>>69479711
>Marcello Garcia

Hahahahahaha GI ONLY.
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Why didnt silva just fly the eagles on top of cormier?
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What was the ppv numbers for 200?
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>>69479865
7 ppv buys
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>K1 World Grand Prix (1993-2010)
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1399781

>K1 MAX (2002-2007)
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3290350


>Andy Hug
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3090588

>Andy Souwer
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2047205

>Artem Levin
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3219243

>Badr Hari
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1561088

>Buakaw Por Pramuk
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3044973

>Ernesto Hoost
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2023975

>Giorgio Petrosyan
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3257774

>Jerome Le Banner
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=442159

>Mike Zambidis
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3277016

>Peter Aerts
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4165802

>Remy Bonjasky
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1857321

>Semmy Schilt
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3040439
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>>69478672
i love you johny
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>nate diaz on lookin for a fight
>not talking to anyone
>just fucking around in the background on his phone
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New to MMA, whats a good fight to get me into it?
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>people who have nice bodies are on roids

lets stop this immediately.
lots of people who pop literally look like shit, they aren't mutually exclusive but the venn diagram doesn't have a huge cross section.
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>>69480087
Official list.
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>>69480112
Not really.
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>>69480087
old school: stephan bonnar vs forrest griffin 1
relatively new fight: rory mac vs robbie lawler

google search mma "fight of the year" and you'll get some great shit to check out. most websites ("publications") publish lists of the top fights from each year.
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>>69480123
Dear whoever the hell u are. Nobody gives a shit what u think /heem/ is always right and anons r pumped for my posts. Ur opinion=WGAF
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>>69479708
get that shit outta here.
silva or gsp are goat

this list is shit. i mean... cain velasquez? really?
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>>69480087
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>>69478672
Dammit Johny
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>>69480217
>dustin vs korean zombie

fucking wew lad i can't wait to see zombie back and dustin against some top LWs

i'm waiting for the day dustin and mcgregor 2 happens at lw. dustins showing at 145 was laughable
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>>69480202
The official list is not what you posted.
Your list=wgaf
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>>69480112
>mendes vs aldo 2

REEEEEEEEE frankie why did you empty the recycle bin on chads deleted chin we could have had 3

at least your quest for the belt is silenced by scarface. and people doubted him, lmao.
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>>69479708
GSP has a much better resume than Jones
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>>69480213
>Memederson Silva
>GOAT
>>
ALDO WAS JUICED TO THE GILLS

HE FIGURED OUT A WAY TO DODGE USADA

I REPEAT

BRAZILIANS FOUND A WAY TO DODGE USADA

(EXCEPT RDA, THAT'S WHY HE GOT EXPOSED, BUT HE TOO WILL FIGURE IT ONCE THE OTHER MONKEYS COMMUTE WITH HIM)

ALDO WAS JUICED TO THE GILLS
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>>69480087
Kazushi Sakuraba vs Royce Gracie
Mark Hunt vs Wanderlei Silva
Gilbert Melendez vs Diego Sanchez
Frankie Edgar vs Gray Maynard 2
Dan Henderson vs Shogun Rua
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>people will still meme about muh scared to get hit brock

Is it a matter of just accepting that some fighters will always have vehement haters looking to write them off? It's fucking heavyweight, being cautious about getting hit is high level fight IQ. You don't go into a fight with Rumble with the intention of taking his punches
>>
>>69480087
Matt Hughes vs frank trigg 2
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>>69480308
All athletes in all sports are juiced. Usada even tell you what the maximum level is. Rather than set a complete ban on even the slightest detection they set threshold levels because otherwise there would be noone left to compete. Its implicit that they are aware everyone is doing it but due to finanicial pressures etc they cant just ban everyone.
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>>69480366
Its like people forget its MIXED martial arts not fucking boxing
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>>69480414
Everybody on steroids.

You on steroids.
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>>69480366
He is scared to get hit though

You could see him immediately cover up in utter terror whenever he missed a takedown
>>
Is there a list of best meme fights?
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>>69480500
Depends on what you define as a meme fight.
Alvey vs Theodorou?
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>>69480529
Kimbo Slice vs Dada 5000
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>>69480308

what happens if you just don't show up where USADA expects you to be?
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>>69480308
I was so pissed off at rogan delivering his "Aldo looks great again!" for that fight.

He didn't even look deflated in the mcgoobs fight for fucks sake, just admit you were wrong... i know your ego loves that you talked shit and aldo got beat but jesus. rogan is a bit of a prick..
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>>69480556
Fight of the year
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>>69480308
rda lives in the usa
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>>69480556

show some fucking respect
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>>69480500

nelson vs lewis
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>>69480366

Being cautious: timing and putting together combinations and defending during striking exchanges

Being scared: doing nothing but popping a jab and guarding up even when there's no danger

You're memeing more yourself with the "all heavyweight strikes are deadly!" point
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>>69480556
Way to set the bar at the highest level.
Meme fights that come to mind
>>69480529
Silva vs Maia
Silva vs Diaz
Every Sapp fight
Fedor vs Maldonado

To quickly name a few
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>>69480565
what happens if you just get USADA deported when they come to test you?
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>>69480633

were you on the gas in iceland?
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>>69480529
any diaz bro fight
any conor fight
any silva fight
any jones fight
any ronda fight
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>>69480660
Don't be putting my name with steroids m8

I'm major against that shit
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>>69480500
Genki Sudo vs
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>>69480699
WAR SUDO!
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How fat do you think Ronda will be now that Travis got destroyed by SLC?
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>>69480837
Cain throwing a wheel kick is funny as fuck
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>>69478975
Schaub is the /b/anana of /heem/
>>
>>69480837
imagine being as big and long as this and using your reach as effectively as this. lol. travis still my boy tho
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>>69480629
Bruno-Maynard was a meme fight this past Fight Night. Bruno's punch mechanics looked like a Ronda gif.
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>>69478672
god damn it get your sit together
>>
>>69480837

God, I wish that Cain had let him up at the last second so that we could have seen him give him a standing heem.
>>
guys imagine the hype if Brocks walkout song were this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZfbUlcM64I
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>>69480476
If he hadn't he'd have been knocked out.
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>>69478672
Lol.. Even he thinks he sucks..
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>>69481001
Will /asp/ ever leave us?
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U>>69480476
So having poor striking defence means you're scared to get hit now? So after a takedown is stuffed he should stand there and take a bomb to the face like a MUNNNNSTER?

Brock isn't a boxer, he isn't going to stand in front of someone ducking and wea ing and doing shoulder rolls. Not doing that doesn't mean he is scared. If you cant defend a punch well just back away and get out of punching distance, it's simple.
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>>69481003
there was a moment in the first round where he hit the fucking deck after Hunt threw a weak jab at his head. It didn't even land
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How can Cormier be so chubby and still look absolutely sick when he cuts? His face gets all gaunt yet he's still rocking a flab jacket. I don't understand.
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>>69479708
>No Khabib
opinion dismissed
>>
>>69480245

Yes it is. It's the spicy banger list. Fuck off.
>>
>>69481054
summer slams in august and you can post about it on /asp/
i think you're mistaken being in this thread , but do not worry! you're just a mouse click away
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>le walk backwards for 5 rounds man
>le lay on top for 3 rounds man
>le professional athlete who cant beat a part time actor man

Jesus christ what an embarassment
>>
>>69481109
>no darrell horcher
opinion: dismissed
>>
>>69481105
It looks like when he cuts he just stops eating and loses all muscle. Fuck knows, maybe a wrestler can fill us in on how they cut
>>
>>69479708
1. GSP
2. Aldo
3. Silva
4. Hughes
5. Jones
>>
>>69481061
Do you hate on Cruz because he doesn't put himself in a position to get punched?
>>
Lads does anyone know what the name of the song they play before the pressers is called? The one where the screen is like 'this event will be live in 5 minutes' hear dint so many times but cant find it anywhere.. its fucking sick tune desu
>>
Has anyone's career ever been more JUSTed than Anderson's?
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>>69481130
>Just bleed fanboys getting salty because not everyone stands in the centre of the cage winging haymakers at each other

Lad I would delete your chin without taking any damage. You wouldn't even see me get in close before you're face down on the canvas
>>
>>69481212
Hendricks.
>>
>>69481183

1. Artem Lobov
2. CM Punk
3. John Allesio
4. Emmanuel Yarborough
>>
Lets face it, none of these UFC pussies would jump off hell in a cell through a table
>>
>>69481105

maybe he loses water more than fat
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Is Cat still your boy?
>>
>>69481212

Hendricks
Pettis


>>69481257
Yes
I don't think sexy Pena can beat Nunez though, even though Cat smashed her
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>Aldo is done, Conor deleted his chin
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>>69481208
like the music at the very start of this, before 0:15
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>>69481284
MW2 Multiplayer Lobby Theme
>>
>>69481284
>>69481208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dbU3_j-tdw

This exact song sorry!! Any ideas?
>>
>>69481212
Silva just got paid 600k to get hugged for 3 rounds and have the entire stadium worship him.

Jens Pulver is a high school wrestling coach or some shit.
>>
>>69481249
Literally the only list that matters

Artem is unironically the GOAT that's never held a belt
>>
>>69481290
lol no but similar
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>>69481255
how much you gonna pay me? half it, i'm in
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Why does Silva still pretend like he doesn't know english?
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>>69481278
If Bigfoot could move like Aldo, would you say he still had a chin?
>>
1) artem lobov
2) dennis siver
3) bryan caraway
4) johny hendricks
5) ovince saint preux
6) stefan struve
7) bethe correia
8) tim kennedy
>>
>>69481297
Yeah pretty pathetic how far he's fallen from his goat status and 15 title defenses.
>>
What does "chin deleted" mean?
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>>69481294
The songs the UFC uses don't have names, they make them themselves I think
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>>69481349
>tfw you will never make music for the ufc
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>>69481332
Here is a chin getting deleted
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>>69481318
how about you let me test your chin boy
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>>69481368
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>>
>>69481393
I'm gonna do it senpai, check out my mixtape dropping on ufc fight pass 2017
>>
>>69481370
Seemed to hold up in the frankie rematch
>implying fronkie could even reach
>>
>>69481393
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>>
>there are goofs itt that picked Tate and Frankie
>>
>>69481433
>implying frankie hit him at all
>>
>>69481446
anyone got the goofed picks from 200?
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>>69481460
>>
>>69481393
BONGS TILL THE NEXT JRE?

>>69481446
I admit it, I was on the Tate train because Zingano didn't heem her as badly as Nunes got heemed.
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Dana White will remain with the organization as its president, but his stake in the company will slightly decrease. Lorenzo and Frank Fertitta's stake in the company will heavily decrease -- they will only have a minority interest. According to TMZ Sports, Lorenzo will be stepping down as CEO. WME-IMG head Ari Emanuel will "wield a lot of power over the organization," per TMZ Sports' report.

>goodnight sweet MMA
>>
>>69481482
>second row five across got every pick wrong

did someone teach this goof to pick badly as a joke?
>>
>Run one of the worst PPVs of all time
>Get sold for $4 billion the next day

How does Dana do it?
>>
>>69481105
Fat doesn't store a lot of water. It doesn't deflate like muscle does. More muscle = more water weight to dehydrate. Since he's fat, when he dehydrates, the water comes out of his face muscles and organs. Makes his cut viscous, which is why he was clearly a better fighter at heavyweight.
>>
>>69481519
>TMZ
>>
>>69481558
They broke that Silva was replacing JBJ.
>>
>>69481558
the jew who runs tmz knows what he's doing
>>
>>69481482
Unironically an easy one if you picked Nunes and didn't fall for the Hunt getting anything but wrestlefucked meme

Also kill yourself if you actually thought Frankie would win
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>>69481526
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>>69481586
HE CAN'T KEEP GOOFING AWAY WITH IT
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>>69481581
>as easy one if you picked the winners
>>
>>69481599
Lets get one thing straight, Dana White does what Dana White wants to do
>>
>>69479711
>Buvaisar Saitiev

and his brother Adam are legends,

the word on the streets is Adam is a criminal and their mother doesn't want to talk to him ;(
>>
Why wasn't Kenny Florian fired for plagiarism?
>>
>>69481581
U missed the Schaub, "If i had to pick an upset it would be Travis Browne vs Cain"
>>
>>69481609
Tate/Nunes was the only fight that was even remotely difficult to pick. Aldo is a straight killer, Browne is garbage training at a garbage gym, and hunt is a fat can.
>>
>>69481558
TMZ has been breaking more mma stories than Helwani these past few months
>>
>>69481609
You know what I'm sayin?
>>
>>69481630
You think Ariel has a side job?
>>
>best fight of the week was on friday
>>
OFFICIAL /heem/ POLL

Have you ever trained martial arts?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10720066
http://www.strawpoll.me/10720066
http://www.strawpoll.me/10720066
http://www.strawpoll.me/10720066
http://www.strawpoll.me/10720066
>>
>>69481661
We've got a banging card on Wednesday
>>
>>69481482
>did the picks going against what I actually thought
>got 4/5 right
I must learn to never trust myself
>>
With all the title changes as of late I hope Lawler holds onto the belt.
>>
>>69481678
No chance that any fight on that is better than the spicy bang her that JJ and Clawja put on friday.
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>>69481668
what is with so many of these polls
>>
>>69481691
that ''''fight'''' was literal shit
le throw 600 punches and can't finish a fly woman
>>
>>69481692
Got to size up the competition for /heem/ 1.

I dare any of you to come to the North of England.
>>
>>69481624
Well he also said that if the real Cain showed up then it would be an easy fight for him.
>>
>>69480837
Travis Browne is a fraud. A total bum who fluked a couple of wins.
>>
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>>69481688
>Implying Woodley isn't just a sacrificial lamb for Lawler
You doubting the blood orc?
>>
>>69481668
fuckoff shill, you wont get my info

>>69481692
its a datashill trying to get our info
>>
>>69481708
For sure man, one hundred percent
>>
>>69481701
She'd finish you breh.
>>
donald cerrone is a cuck

>>69481750
i'd literally kill her jew face with anything i threw
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Thoughts on our new kike overlord Ari Emmanuel?
>>
>>69481701
Literally kill yourself if you didn't enjoy that fight.
>>
Lads is the juggernaut done or will he make a hugh comeback
>>
>>69481779
That's fucking gold.
>>
>>69478820
the army doesn't test for steroids you tard
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>>69481780
''''''''''''''fight''''''''''''

the worst 5 round fight i've ever seen
>>
>>69481779
Can we get him to buy heem fc?
>>
>>69481811
What are you doing? I told you to kill yourself.
>>
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>>69481779
>getting sued for that
>>
>>69481807
They absolutely test for roids. You get kicked out of the SEALs if you aren't using.
>>69481811
For sure heem yourself my man.
>>
>>69481811
How did you not enjoy that monkey getting meme'd on in rd 4?
>>
>>69481811
Le world bjj champion on roids gas in 2 rounds and get punched 300 times lady, anyone who enjoys that is a literal pussy
>>
>Rousey is 12-0
>LE MOST DOMINANT ATHLETE EVERZ COULD LITERALLY HEEM A MAN
>fame and spotlight
>sponserships deals and never ending shilling

>polish mouse 12-0
>literally not even on the PPV
>literally who?
>no recognition at all
>isnt an overhyped media stunt that will eventually gain 100 pounds and commit suicide like Ronda "Rotund" Rousey
>>
>>69481882
No speakada english.
>>
>>69481807
13 (or it may have been more, I don't recall) got kicked out the RHA for roiding a few years back and we had two busted for it.

They were all shit, too.
>>
>>69481882
no one gives a shit
>>
>Anderson Silva: Silva can't hang with the best anymore. He has nothing left to prove. It's time for "The Spider" to finally hang the gloves up. But if he chooses not to -- and there's a pretty good chance of that happening -- I'd like to see the rematch against Vitor Belfort (finally). That is actually a winnable fight for Silva at this point, and a great matchup.

/heem/, what did he mean by this?
>>
>>69481882
Maybe if she didn't keep telling people to go back to the jungle?
>>
>>69481930
she's lucky barely anyone watches TUF otherwise it would've killed her image
>>
>>69481882
what is your point? their indicators show that no one gives a fuck about joanna. if they did, the UFC would be shill her just the same
>>
>>69478293
Aldo had a 41% significant strikes accuracy

Frankie had 29%

So it was more like Aldo was on point and Frankie needs to consider moving down in weight with those t-rex arms
>>
>>69481882
Ronda had way more dominant before the Holm loss
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>>69481811

Stop posting pigdevils and start posting sexy roidmonkeys
>>
>>69481882

it's simple

Rhonda = rolemodel for fat hambeasts and "we can literally beat patriarchy"
Joanna = rolemodel for ghouls and fight enthusiasts

which group has more people in reality?
>>
Was Forrest Griffin the true natty GOAT?
>>
>>69481974
>the former lightweight champion of the world should move down to bantamweight

nigger are you being serious right now
>>
>>69482035
>rolemodel for ghouls
Jesus, this got me.
>>
>>69482044
>Xanax
>>
>>69482061
he won the belt from BJ Penn, the single most overrated fighter in the history of MMA
>>
>>69482061
Frankie could probably make BW dude. When he fought at LW he didn't even cut weight.
>>
>>69482066
Forrest-xanax
Anderson Silva-testosterone his whole career
>>
>>69482069
Fat BJ Penn is going to step into the ring after Stipe heems Overeem at 203 and call him out on the mike, believe you me buddeh.
>>
>>69481974
Frankie can beat literally anyone else in that division though, but without the speed/stamina advantage at 135 he might not be as dominant, just look at his fight against Uriah.
>>
Who will play Rampage to the Polish boy's Iceman?
>>
>you now remember Vegas Dave
>>
>>69482110
Frankie is the fucking king of gatekeepers.
>>
>>69482110
Frankie Edgar def. Urijah Faber
Decision (unanimous) (50–45, 50–45, 50–45)
>>
>>69482140
Paige Van Zant
>>
Michael McDonald vs. John Lineker
Tony Ferguson vs. Landon Vannata
Tim Boetsch vs. Josh Samman
Daniel Omielańczuk vs. Oleksiy Oliynyk
Kyle Noke vs. Keita Nakamura
Louis Smolka vs. Ben Nguyen

(Pick all 6 fights/no "Literally Who?" unless you want to add yourself)
>>
>>69482151
Every round was close though, it wasn't like the mauling he put on cub swanson or charles olivera.
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>>69482163
Lineker via HEEM
Ferguson via HEEM
Samman via DEC
Oliynyk via DEC
Noke via SUB
Smolka via DEC
>>
Should Sage convert to Islam and seek tutorship under Khabib?
>>
>>69482163
>fight card on a wednesday night that will probably go past midnight for east coast folks

I hope the new owners put an end to this.
>>
>>69480087
UFC 189 and 199
>>
>>69482141
>he never posted the ticket

IT WAS ALL A FUCKING RUSE
>>
>>69482163
why do they think that 2 midget whos can carry a whole card
>>
>>69482163
>no wmma
barbaric tbqh.
>>
>>69480837
this was so fucking good
>>
Would you pass a USADA test?
>>
>>69482219
either of those 2 'midget whos' can bench press more than you
>>
>>69482236
Nope, I snorted a whole pack of sudafed an hour ago.
>>
>>69482191
yes, he should. takbir brother

>>69482236
i don't see why not. the only drug i've taken within the past 3 months is ibuprofen
>>
>>69482265
I doubt that
>>
>>69482141
Did he winned?
>>
>>69482163
wew boy
>>
>>69482285
I think you'd be surprised.
>>
>>69478704
Who is he fighting? I can't find anything. I've hung out with Tim and he's a cool mother fucker
>>
Has going into a fight angry ever gone well? Does emotion always equal bad judgement?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53WL8rOIabw
>>
reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaAF_3WMJGM
>>
>>69482347
fighting is a mindgame
>>
>>69482347
GSP seemed pretty angry going into the fight with Diaz and he beat the shit out of him. Same with Koscheck.
>>
>>69482236
Yes, even if they tested for alcohol, nicotine, and caffeine.
>>
>>69482236
no I just took some vitamins
>>
>>69482354

then why isn't Stephen Hawking fite champ???
>>
Fresh off the presses, best fight of the last month:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkB2X3lbnGc

>>69482363
It helps to be the greatest of all time, I guess.
>>
>>69481001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFJcoqn9u2w

or this
>>
>>69482347
>Has going into a fight angry ever gone well?

It depends on what you mean by that. GSP was extremely motivated going into his second fight with Koscheck and it was because Koscheck had pissed him off so much, and we all saw how that went
>>
>>69482407
i remember watching that 20 years ago
>>
>>69482402
kek you need the body and technique too but its most time about making the right decision. i bet if hawking had the body of jbj he would heem many guys
>>
>le Miesha Tate is good meme
>>
>>69482347
Some people cope well with anger in the same way that some people cope well with pressure. I would say that at the elite level from what I've seen though that it mostly seems to end badly for the angry person.
>>
Going on my first ever done
How do I work heem into the conversation?
>>
I could heem every woman in the ufc. Except Roidborg.

I would heem her clit instead.
>>
>>69482402
If Steven Hawkins was a roider like Tim Kennedy he would be HW champion
>>
>>69482492
What the literal fuck is your question?
>>69482494
I want Miesha to heem me with her anus.
>>
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EEEXIIT LIGHT
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>>69482492
what language is this
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>>69482492
You mean date right? If you do martial arts you can easily talk about it. If you don't there's no point of talking about fighting.
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>>69482492
wear a fightkit
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>>69482407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkbAcwYix7I
this is sick
KenFlo on commentary too
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>>69482557
>no Paul Heyman

The new owners had better rectify this gross oversight next time Bork enters the cage.
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>>69482557
He looks like wonderboy on 2 grams of test a week from this angle.
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>>69482376
respect
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>>69482617
brock needed heyman in wwe because he ended up saying this kinda shit without him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMFaiZs2JAI

in ufc he seems a lot more comfortable and charismatic
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>>69482376
i drink coffee. you're a better person than me.
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>>69482669
kek

>>69482617
I was wishing he would announce his name in ring
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>>69482611
Holy shit. That was brutal.
>>69482669
What the literal fuck am I listening to?
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How butthurt was /heem/ that Brock won?
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>>69482719

I would get a mild kek from that, but if Paul Heyman was on commentary I would have lost my fucking mind.
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>>69482669
how is this shit so popular what the actual fuck
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>>69482766
Oh my god.
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>>69482035
I swear there are more hambeasts year on year. Maybe they're just getting bigger so it seems like there's more of them
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>>69482686
>taking stimulants

Jesus Idk how ppl do coffee. I'll drink a half cup and start sweating like crazy, heart palpitations, anxiety, thinking about everything I've done wrong in the past 10 years. Etc. Caffeine is some fucking heavy shit.

I also find it funny that they allow caffeine and nicotine in recovery programs. I went to rehab and like over 1/2 the people smoked. Found that very odd. Those drugs are hard as fuck
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>>69482851
hello tyrone
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How do we eliminate wrestlefucking from the glorious sport of MMA?
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>>69482952
watch kickboxing
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>>69482952
better takedowndefense
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>>69482952

pride rules
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>>69482952
watch kickboxing
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>>69482952
litterally wont be mma anymore

that or much faster stand ups and point removals for wrestlefucking like how if you clinch too much they take a point off in boxing>>69482974
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>>69482851
cigarettes are fucking retarded, at least the big brand name ones with all those chemicals
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>>69482163
McDonald
Ferguson
Boetsch
Oliynyk
Noke
Smolka
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>>69482611
shiiiit battle bots general when? its a sport bros
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Alright, which one you guys actually unironically thought frankie would heem aldo?
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>>69482779
I know

It was shocking to me recently when I saw WWE for the first time since I was a kid. It's ridiculous
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>>69483093

I thought he would pointfuck him
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>>69482952
sup 189er
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>>69482988

this

UFC is still living off the heydey of Pride

In 20 years time there's not gonna be a cool package of 'epic fights' from UFC 100 onwards because it's all boring wrestlefucking

This kills the UFC
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>>69482376
mormon weirdo detected.
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>>69482952
massive weight cuts
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>>69482611
my fag dad and his fag friend used to do those competitions, i can't remember the name of the events they were in connecticut
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>>69482974

Or I don't know, stand fighters up if there is no progress or significant strikes and give warnings and point deductions for blatant stalling.

The "tap him so I can stay on top another 15 seconds" striking needs to end. Make some space and try to actually hurt your opponent a la Fedor so we can actually watch some action or stand the fuck up.

Silva looked clean as a whistle after 3 rounds of wrestlefucking, this is just embarrassing.
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>>69483190
Respect your parent. He gave you the gift and miracle of life m8
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>>69483226
this
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>>69483226
Robots are evil. I love him but he shouldn't be building robots for fun.
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>>69483237
>>69483226
and the obligation of wage slaving
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>>69483226
>miracle
>literally everyone ive ever met and never met and has ever existed and will ever exist experiences it
>>
HOW MANY BONGS TILL JRE YOU FUCKING AUTISTS
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>>69483202
watch WWE
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>>69483248
fortunately he was smart enough to patent something while in college so his kids don't have to do shit but post on 4chan for a living
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>>69483289
california was just destroyed by a mega quake
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>>69481290
Cod is big in Italy?
>>
WME group
I'm assuming the sale was the catalyst of reebok and usada

how much worse will our beloved ''''sport'''' be in a couple years?
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>>69483457
they wont change much, Dana is staying on
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>>69483436
lots of people still play the old cod in the US too m8
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>apologizing for calling DC a faggot
>wearing they LGBT shirt

literally lost all respect for cerrone
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>>69478367
This

Did hunt even land a significant strike? I just saw a lot of glancing/blocked shots.
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>>69483519
will cerrone always be a gatekeeper?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6deaWg58R8
this is pretty badass lads
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>>69483548
no he'll be out of the sport in a year or two
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>>69483532
technically yes, but no he didn't

was too scared of getting taken down, brock couldn't take a sweet hit from hunt, don't think anyone could
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is bjj a meme?
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>>69483548
no hue cowboy will beat him in a rematch and become the new cowboy
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>>69481212

Anderson isn't really JUSTed, it just seems that way because he used to be the GOAT and now he's mediocre. It's not like anyone really expects him to be good, he's in his 40s. His legacy as one of the greatest fighters of all time is secure; at this point he's just collecting massive checks and enjoying the last few years he's able to spend fighting before his body can't take it any more.

Compare him to someone like Hendricks, who is theoretically in his prime but has turned to shit post-USADA, can't win, can't even make weight. He's fucked.
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>>69483593
get off his dick there are plenty of examples of people taking hunt's shots
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>>69483594
All I know is that bunda isn't a meme. But in a real fight striking>grappling desu.
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>>69483564
>that music
jesus fucking christ, same reason I cant watch muay thai
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>>69483619
get off brocks dick, he took a glancing hit above his eye, nothin flush
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>>69478672
Now if only Cormier had that level of self introspection and brutal honesty.
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>>69482163

mcdonald
ferg
samman
olyinyk
noke
smolka
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>>69483659
i don't care about brock it's true what i said about hunt
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>>69483626
I actually find it kinda nice, like it gives a sense of rythm to the fight.
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>>69483660
lol i never thought i'd hear someone say this about johny
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>>69482851

>make entire pot of dark roast coffee

>drink the entire thing over the course of the morning

>still feel tired
>>
How do we fix ufc?
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>>69483765
Get rid of women.
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>>69483765
Hopefully the new owners will do it. We just need new rules to prevent ground/fence hugging while still keeping grappling as an important aspect.
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>>69482236
There's no doubt about it. Also, subscribe to Fight Pass. Thanks a lot!
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>>69483725
is it snowing there?
>>
Why don't you see more side kicks in MMA?
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>>69483517
I know but I mainly thought only we bought it. Didn't know it sold well overseas
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>>69483765
Need to allow fighters to continue after being knocked out/down. They lose the round but continue in the next if medical team allows it. This will fix the aldo backwards walkers afraid of an early lucky shot and encourage fighters to go for it rather than holding back. No more 10 second fights. No more 5 round borefests.
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>>69483765
Pay the fighters more so that actually skilled people decide to fight in the UFC.
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>>69482163
lineker
ferguson
boetch
omielanczuk
nakamura
nguyen
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>>69483202
>Clean as a whistle
>>
>there is a card in two days

wat
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>>69483202
DC had a tough week he also put on great fights in recent history so go fuck yourself
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>>69483851
Sounds like a good recipe for death in the ring.
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>>69478486
Gunga Guinga!!
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>>69482163
Don't care
Don't care
Don't care
Don't care
Don't care
Don't care
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>>69483831
no it's like 76 out today it's nice
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>>69483857
>not Sage after USADA.jpg
>>
has brock been fired yet for his incredibly insensitive and racist post fight comments?
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>>69483765
Win by pin and 3 count
Allow use of outside of cage and moves jumping off the cage
Allow other fighters to interfere with matches if there is a feud going on
Have special matches like allowing weapons
Allow each fighter to have 1 special finishing move
Have the commentators sit on a table ringside which can be utilised by the fighters
More promos / mic segments
Have a midget division
Just a few off the top of my head
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>>69483898
>>
>>69478486

dis man speak the truf
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>>69484082
>beats up a minority
>gives a shout out to the police

makes me sick
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>>69483765
Pride style yellow cards for stalling
3 minute tie breaker round for close fights
No 10 point must system
Coin flip decides if the round starts standing or grappling
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Megan didn't even take Joe's surname. What a literal cuck.
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>>69482163
>Lineker
>Cucuy
>Boetsch
>Omielańczuk
>Nakamura
>Nguyen
>>
Anyone else think that Hunt got robbed? Lesnar did nothing but lay on top of him, Lesnar looked worse off at the end of the fight and landed like 0 good shots. I think the judges were given a nice present by Dana.
>>
>>69484154

manlets shouldn't have last names
>>
>>69484186
same with sage
>>
Rogan staying?
>>
>>69484186
Hunt got destroyed by a superior fighter. Deal with it.
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>>69484251
back to /asp/ learn soemthing about mma you knob. being a blanket isn't destroying someone, lesnar was terrified of hunt
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>>69483872

>Oh no not a paper cut!

Look at Tate if you need an example of a damaged nose, goof.
>>
>>69478310
Damn, she is good
>>
>>69484301
slow as fuck i'd literally kill her with one strike
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>>69484274
Yet he effectively disabled him.
>>
>>69478310
>completely gassed
>'''''''''''''world champion kickboxer''''''''''''''
>couldn't finish her
>the city of wmma
>>
i dont get you guys for blaming fighters who wrestlefuck the shit out of someone.if YOU know you going to fight DC in an octagon you can't expect to stand and bang against the best wrestler in ufc. so you have to improve your takedown defense your ground game and stuff.same goes out to hunt.why didnt he improve a bit of his groundgame if he knows he is facing someone from the WWE
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>>69484339
And landed some vicious GnP.
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>>69478672
l-let's go j-johny ;_;
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>>69484371
>if he knows he is facing someone from the WWE
lol
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>>69478672
>i-i don't know what happened
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>>69484247
Maybe Dana negotiated some ludicrous deal with the new owners for Rogan to stay on.
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>>69478672
wow
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>>69484387
i guess you see what i did here ;)
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>>69478693
what's wrong with that bear?
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>>69478243
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>>69484422
Rogan is not that important.
>>
Best part of UFC 196? DMX narrating.

2016 is the year of the dog woof!
>>
Brock v Black Beast when???
>>
>>69484460
Either is Dana yet he's still around
>>
>>69484482
Dana is VERY important.
>>
>>69483765

Eliminate decision wins. Automatic draw if no finish.
>>
Excerpt from a few months ago
>Yeah I've heard about the rumors of a sale. I probably wouldn't stick around. Only because of Dana and Lorenzo do I stick around. When I go to work I know I'm going to have fun. I don't think I'd be able to with new owners. Besides, I'm doing so much stuff right now. I'm killing it with my stand up right now. Ask Callen. That room yesterday holds 2 thousand people. I must've had 435 people in there. Probably the most I've ever had. My comedy is on point. The podcast is great. And Onnit is growing. I'm good.
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>>69484371

I don't blame the fighters or referees, I blame the lack of penalties for flagrant stalling without progress or action.

I'm happy if you lay on top of someone for 25 minutes if you are passing guard and trying to catch a submission or improve your position or god forbid throw a strike from further than half an inch.

Staying in someone's full or butterfly guard if you are unable to effectively strike is either a draw (for a stand up) or stalling (for a warning), depending on what kind of effort the man on top is giving.

If you are in the dominate position, it is your job to create action and work to maintain your position or be stood up and it is his job to protect and defend himself intelligently or be disqualified.

Brock was a good example of actually working and damaging while in a dominate position. It was Mark's fault he was unable to defend himself effectively.
>>
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>>69484650
YOU JUST KNOW
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>>69482952
Pride yellowcard system for just laying on an opponent
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>>69484669
was bork laying on hunt?
>>
>>69484681
He nearly beat Stipe's record for fisting Mark's face, so no.
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>>69484681
Did you see Hunt's face?
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>>69484714
>>69484722

well I'm only asking because some people would say he was just laying on him, which is why the card system is bullshit, I mean give me and example of someone laying on top of someone where they weren't stood up
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>So USADA came and I had already cycled off
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>>69484669
THIS THIS THIS THIS
YES YES YES YES
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>>69481147
You don't eat
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>>69483898

I don't understand this either
>>
>>69484844
UFC put a card in Brock's home state to lure him onto 200
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>>69484768

An example of someone not working much from the top for 20+ seconds? Just watch a card, my man.

Most recently, DC on Silva. They had to stand him up nearly every time it went to the ground after minutes of literally nothing.
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>>69484806
Isn't that exactly what people had been shitting on hues? That they can't cycle nor use the actual good shit?
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>>69484899
DC wasn't stalling. He was getting shut down from Silva's lockdown.
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>>69484909
Hue tell me
>>
>>69484919
It's the responsibility of the fighter on the bottom to defend themselves intelligently, it's the responsibility of the fighter on the top to be active.
>>
Any good fights where it is constant trading in the pocket?
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>>69484919

So if he can't make progress, stand them up. Also, it would be really stretching to say DC was making serious attempts to pass. He was clearly focused on retaining his standard base and mount. Silva made several attempts to escape, but you can't expect much being down weight and without camp. Of course he was trying to survive.
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>>69484979
Hunt JDS.
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>>69485009
>>69484979
Also Hunt Wanderlei Silva, shit was ricockulous.
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>>69484979
Spicy banger list
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>>69485157
>>69485157
>>69485157

new
w
e
w
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>>69478366
Do you have one of the part where joanna knocks her down and forces her to stand up in the later rounds.
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>>69484979
Melendez vs Sanchez
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>>69483623
>muh real fights
You've been browsing shitpost threads on /fit/ too much
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>>69484186
He battered the shit out of that fat cunt like a bad housewife
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>>69484634
Well said. Idk why people think Brock didn't do shit on the ground.
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>>69478711
>Irish talking shit about who is white or not
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