Tanaka vs. Carrasco
New York
vs. CLE RHP Carlos Carrasco
1. Brett Gardner, LF (L)
2. Jacoby Ellsbury, CF (L)
3. Carlos Beltran, DH (S)
4. Mark Teixeira, 1B (S)
5. Didi Gregorius, SS (L)
6. Starlin Castro, 2B (R)
7. Chase Headley, 3B (S)
8. Robert Refsnyder, RF (R)
9. Austin Romine, C (R)
Cleveland
vs. NYY RHP Masahiro Tanaka
1. Carlos Santana, 1B (S)
2. Jason Kipnis, 2B (L)
3. Francisco Lindor, SS (S)
4. Mike Napoli, DH (R)
5. Jose Ramirez, 3B (S)
6. Lonnie Chisenhall, RF (L)
7. Rajai Davis, LF (R)
8. Tyler Naquin, CF (L)
9. Yan Gomes, C (R)
Didn't realize it was a four game set. They'll probably lose anyway
T H I C K
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>tfw Yankees poster beat me to the op
>>69439325
A series never ends on Saturday
>Brantley going out for rehab on Monday
IT'S HAPPENING
Jesus, every thing Beltran hits finds a hole
just pop it up you washed up fuck I hate looking at you
>it's another risp episode
Holy hell they ghostbusters looks bad. I hope it bombs
please be an injury please be an injury
>Tex only gets hurt when we actually need him
>>69439831
>i will never experience that
>the yankees will leave casbro stranded at 2nd
feels bad
>>69439872
How does such an attractive woman produce such an ugly baby?
Who's ready for RISP
>>69439985
He needed to stay at first so he doesn't suffer the risp curse
>>69439985
>me
Ref hits the ball hard but always at the ground. He should work on his swing and he can start hitting home runs
>indians defense
wtf romine is elite now
>>69440113
He'll be a good line drive hitter
>>69440141
I wouldn't miss McCann
>>69440179
I won't either. Yankees should trade him and left Romine and Sanchez alternate
wew
ELLSGOD
JACOBY SAID FUCK YOUR STRIKEZONE
THANK YOU BASED UMP
BASED
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>Umpball works in the Yankees favor
Has qt magic gone too far?
crazy, looked liked the ump said something to him as he was going by
>>69440407
Some umps are unprofessional as fuck.
See C.B. Bucknor
could someone make a gif of ellsbury yelling at the ump and then hitting the homerun
Most exciting game I liked was the Yankees beating the Rays with one hit
Thank you meme magic
I unironically believe that the Yankees' pitching staff could help the Yankees have a meme play off run should they reach that point
>>69440615
Britian just looks depressing to be in. Dull brick square buildings and constant grey skies
>>69440615
I also unironically believe that Eovaldi could be a great setup man should the Yankees try him out in that role
>>69440663
Aren't set-up men just guys with nasty stuff but not very good stamina. Eovaldi has stamina, but his stuff is ok
>>69440447
They said this guy's new right?
>>69440727
Yeah, they said he's a rookie
>this strike zone
>>69440699
Eovaldi has the fastball to work out of the bullpen, and when his breaking pitches aren't hanging they are very hard to hit. I think it's gotten to the point in his career where an experimental stint in the backend of the bullpen can really help his career
ill take it
>The former New York Yankees shortstop married fiancee Hannah Davis on Saturday.
stop with these commercials yes network
>sox emptying their farm team for an overrated reliever
What else is new?
Damn, I'm jelly of Jeter
Just got here lads.
Is it time to panic yet?
>>69440982
Who is you team? As a Yankee fan I'm starting to panic the Yankees are getting good again and won't be sellers
>>69440978
Yeah Jeets!
>>69440978
>Statistically the 2nd greatest offensive Shortstop of all time (greatest of live ball era)
>5 time World Champion
>14 time All-Star
>Has a hot-ass wife that is 15 years younger than him
>Millions of dollars
>Got to play for his favorite team
>Meanwhile, I'm shitposting on 4chan
Why live?
>>69441040
Injuns
Sitting on first series loss since gettins swept by Roylels a few weeks ago, I guess that's not so bad but so far not fan of this month.
Damn this kid is going to be phenomenal in a few years though.
And Antonetti's not going to let him get traded away.
Yeah.
Damn, Tanaka doesn't usually make mistakes like that
Man Tanaka wants out of this game
Chisenhall you fuck.
Damn this team looks like half-shit since that Jays series.
>go 5-3 against the two best teams in the al
>get spanked by the rockies and padres
Holy shit this ump is terribad
>another hard hit ground ball for ref
Ref could easily be hitting .300 if he gets under the ball a bit
>Indians defense
What in the fuck
>>69441478
Bright red lipstick is so ugly. Girls just look like clowns when they put that on
Who /TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU/ here?
>>69441357
don't forget that we also lost a series against the D-Backs
>it's another score two or less runs and get BTFO by 10 episode
>80+ pitches
>4th inning
>5 ER
I'm glad I don't have to watch this for a week
>>69441679
Actually only 1 ER for him, and if the runners on 1st and 2nd score, those are also unearned
>>69440101
This is probably the hottest girl I've ever seen. Literally perfect...
Do we know if she's been blacked?
>>69441679
Only 1 ER. The home run and the run in this inning were unearned.
>>69441728
t. Cuckold
>>69441728
She loves the bbc
who /suicide/ here?
also a gril liked me but I completely fucked it up :(
>>69441767
I was hoping...
>>69441820
How did you mess it up?
>>69441715
>>69441734
Oh, I see. Well, still don't like it.
you got some fine taste there. it's why I post her constantly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-iKZF0gn3c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCRFuMF4NTQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSJWIo4iowk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgdTlFe3pt0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDyjJXuJgr8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aLfhlQb4Oo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-lEAcprtY4
>>69441944
>tfw we drove away carolina yankees
>>69441944 meant for >>69441728
>>69441820
tfw no more qt slav gf
>>69441944
>Meredith poster is also the child tranny poster
>>69441845
I almost don't want to talk about it, it's so painful, but I'll say that we work together and in the space of 2 months we went from her friend saying "you know she likes you, right?" to a complete 180 and it's entirely my fault.
More to the point, it's not the first time this type thing has happened. I think I just need to give up on girls, maybe I'll get a mail order bride when I'm older, someone I feel nothing for.
At least the yanks will win it all this year, r-right?
>>69441978
good
>>69442043
it's a joke, i swear!. and I only done it a few times.. fearing i'd ruin the flow of our threads
>>69442077
You have autism or something?
>>69442077
Well, they'll finish the first half at .500 at least, thanks to the Indians as usual.
>>69442077
Did you speak before you think? I sometimes say things and forget I'm not on 4chan
>>69442077
how old are you, seriously? Also why would you wait 2 months
>Hook 'em horns
I'll fucking fight you IRL Coney
I don't understand how Cone can do YES and Fox network. I thought they would be under contract for only one network
>>69442077
>maybe I'll get a mail order bride when I'm older
are mail order brides a real thing?
>>69442298
Yeah, and they'll leave you for a better man once they officially get citizenship, if not cheat on you the whole time
>>69442102
No, but I do have a mental disease that got set off by quitting smoking (which to be clear I did for me NOT her, but she definitely influenced that decision) and I couldn't handle my emotions, so I ended up doing and saying things that were very unlike the guy she liked. Not 4chan shit like >>69442128
said, but things that made me look like an insane person and I'm sure that scared her.
>>69442116
Ty for your sacrifice senpai. It does make me feel a little better
>>69442197
27, and we're coworkers so it was a little weird. But, same as every other time, I got right to the cusp and completely shit the bed, like Mo 2004 shit the bed.
>>69442457
Sounds like you were ornery from going through withdraws
DIDI IS ELITE
ELITE
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didi is the most elite yankee shortstop since derek davis
didi is elite
DIDI IS ELITE
>>69442523
Well wd's are what kicked it off, but they don't usually go on for 2 months and that was the problem.
But that's more my point, it's always something. Like, every single time. I actually considered myself retired, or asleep, and she woke me up and made me think this was finally going to be it. Instead my past just replayed itself for me and now I probably need a new job.
Anyway, I'm done bitching in the game thread. Thanks for the support bros it makes me feel good to know this place is always here for moments like this.
>>69442457
sounds like you worry about shit way too much
>>69442942
Is that didi on the right? He looks much less skinnier
bases clearing double for headguy
What the fuck Indians?
>>69443067
i don't think he's that skinny to begin with
Who /stoppedwatchingtheyankeesgametowatchthe eurofinals/ here lads?
Glad to Ref take my advice
>>69443176
kek'd
>Indians Defense
What the fuck?
>>69443067
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTK0igkJXY0
>>69443307
everything about her screams past her prime soccer mom
wtf gardner is elite now
>>69441614
ayyyy
They couldn't have gotten hot earlier in the season not the last games before the break
>>69443526
plz no bully
>hitting our most elite player
>tfw no YES
I want to watch this
>>69444110
she's probably obese tbhfam
>>69444175
How do you watch Yankee games then?
>The Indians have realized Didi's eliteness, so they try to kill him
baka
>>69444308
I bet she's pretty but that picture is airbrushed as fuck
>>69444260
Radio or shitty stream
>>69444175
stream2watch
>>69444356
She's a pretty big fan of the airbrush
I get the sneaking suspicion that the Yankees are going to be absolute ass after the break
>>69444110
I have never wanted a woman to sit on my face this bad. Total newfag for baseball here. So glad the Indians were playing the Yankees.
>>69444581
>I get the sneaking suspicion that the Yankees are going to be absolute ass after the break
Good, we need to be sellers.
Yeah I'm done. I'm glad this team had at least one good month.
Enjoy the all-star break yanks
>>69444583
what team are you picking to root for?
>>69442423
Well, no other way for someone who never made a move in 2 months to actually touch a real girl so what you gonna do?
>>69444583
>Total newfag for baseball here. So glad the Indians were playing the Yankees.
Why?
I really fucking hate that the Yankees played pretty well this series.
Hal will be convinced that the Yankees ought to be buyers.
I guess 2009 will be the last WS we will see until either Hal dies or sells the team.
>>69445008
How else would I know about this semen demon? Yankees reporter, no? If the Tribe played literally anyone else I'd have no clue this woman existed.
>>69444583
and btw if you watch the yanks and they get a walk off win you get to see thick goddess in all her glory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUmQXYUqoyg
Does Tanaka speak any English?
>>69446467
Does your mom?
>>69446467
I've only heard him use simple words/phrases, I don't believe he's fluent in it.
Is this thread so dead because of the Euros? That's remarkable if so.
>>69446818
im still here
>>69446818
because they were up by 10
>This spaghetti by both sides
>>69446791
No habla
anon senpai. I'm worried the yanks will JUST themselves out of a game
>>69447302
No, Indians will give up another 6 and have a position player pitching by the next inning.
pls lose Yankees, thanks.
>>69448025
Eovaldi is pitching and the DMC is unavailable today. They have a chance to lose
>>69447785
No, tying run at third in 9th, Gomes strikes out, game over
How would the Yankees like a couple only slightly used relief pitchers for Chapman? We'll sweeten the pot with Gomes, he's only pretended to have a bad average to be a surprise for you.
>>69448548
Prospect pls
>>69448548
That sounds fucking shitty.
>>69448731
No it's a really good deal trust me.
>reliever nate is a beast
>starting pitcher nate is total shit
nani??
>>69449097
I think every pitcher >we have should be a reliever. And we'll just all nine each game
>>69449178
that would be awesome desu
>>69449178
Not sure why so much emphasis is placed on starters. Back in the day it wasn't uncommon for relievers to enter a game around the fifth, now they only do it when the starter shits the bed.
>>69449495
How far back in the day are you talking about? Back then they made the pitcher finish the game regardless of pitch count
oh cool they got the kate smith rendition(tm) version of the song
>>69440978
>>69441116
Not only did he marry a solid 11, he has the best dating history of anyone on Earth.
>>69449807
It's like he went to a waifu thread and starting having sex with all of them
>We literally can't escape Kate Smith
>>69449748
Not that far back, I'm thinking in the 70s. I was watching MLB Now months ago and Brian Kenny was getting autistic about why they don't bring in firemen anymore. Made a good point though.
>>69449891
>not Marvin
kek
These girls are also going to be extremely disappointed when they start dating
what happened? i left for a bit when the score was 11-1
>>69449891
>tfw you're Marvin
>>69450160
Have you ever tried online dating? Women have insane fucking standards
>>69449891
>colored eyes
A-are there people with no colored eyes?
>>69450354
She'll die alone, but good for her for not settling for some scrub.
I know it's too much to ask for a Baequin batted in run but I'd be okay with losing if they jsut get one more in
>>69450354
>Some Vagabond will only settle for a King
She won't ever be happy
>>69450771
welp
>20 LOB
>>69450482
If you have brown eyes that can actually see during the day better than those with light colored eyes you might as well not have eyes at all.
Down 3-2, blame pitchers.
Down 11-7, blame hitters.
Errytime
>>69451127
They left a lot of men on base though and the defense has been sloppy. Only four runs are earned
>>69450354
A man can weigh over 200lbs and be not fat especially if you are over 6' tall.
>>69450482
>>69451083
>tfw central heterochromia and have blue/yellow/green eyes that appear gray in the sun from the side
Bitches love 'em, I get compliments all the time.
It begins
>>69451444
>tfw shitty brown eye untermensch
>>69451444
Neat. Just plain green eyes here but I've been told their nice.
>>69451479
NOE, NAWETENZ.
>>69451537
There is a reason why brown is dominant. Nature gives not a one fuck about your aesthetics, it's about what works best.
Gomes gets a hit
>>69451839
next year
just leave evoldi in there. I don't fucking trust shrieve at all. I'll take my chances
Fucking Napoli you bum
>>69452456
>wanting the Yankees to win
>being a Yankees fan
Pick one
If it wasn't a blow out before it will be now kek
>>69452688
I want the yanks to be good so they don't fire sale and then completely shit the bed later on. all of this so we don't lose miller.. miller my yankeefu after ELITE. yes, i'm greedy
>>69452857
This team isn't making the playoffs. >We might as well finish with a loaded farm team
>>69452953
I know that is the better thing to do. I'm just gonna miss miller :( hopefully betances stays and becomes closer whenever millertime is gone
>>69452953
The tribe may not make the playoffs either
>>69453203
I wouldn't say that. Thankfully >we picked the right time to be shit since everyone else in the division is too.
Just got here, can someone sum up how all these runs were scored for both
>>69453420
Lots and lots of spaghetti.
I see a good roll for Evo when >we trade away Chapman and Miller
>>69453744
they need to trade beltran before that happens
gs Cleveland
see ya at the allstar game thread. lots of shitposting to be had
>3 errors
It's like we're back to 2014-15.
gg NY
>>69453877
Will someone take that old bastard for a DH role?
GS Injuns
gg
genuinely good threads cleavland gs
>>69453978
hes an all-star someone has to. it has to be a championship contender