Post fight presser: https://youtu.be/X6F_Gz4Jv0Y [Embed]
>>69424200
Lesnar looks 1000x better with a beard.
Coors light edition
Mark Hunt is Australian/ Samoan
BORK CONFIRMED FOR COOL GUY
>SCREECH
>>69424236
fuck off pedo
>>69424221
FUCK I TAKE A PISS AND I MISS SOMETHING
>>69424213
brock lesnar looks 1000x better than anyone.
CM Punk fighting soon, think he'll win?
>>69424221
Labatt and Molson, anon.
Guys I need UFC names for my pokemons in pokemon go. so far i got Ratata as Mighty Mouse
goodbye heem
see ya at 201 or holly-schevchenko maybe
>>69424251
He is quite ugly without beard anon.
>>69424253
lol no
>>69424235
Don't even play that shit, the nigga's from NZ.
>>69424263
Why not FN South Dakota? You'll miss the McDonald-Lineker spice
>>69424263
What mate
We got another event in a few days
Stay strong Stavro Faggopoulus
How do we fix luckpunch, guys?
The amount of """""""champion"""""""ship turnover in this """sport"""" is embarrassing
We are now in the age of Wonder Boy and Coors
>>69424258
Cain as hawlucha
>>69424253
Phil, are you proxying?
>>69424235
Agreed. I saw the flag on tales of the tape, it all checks out.
>>69424251
Reem is pretty handsome desu
>>69424272
An ugly Bork Lazer is still 1000x better looking than anyone else.
Brock's touch butt moov mint looked good.
>>69424200
Why are you linking your shit link in the OP?
205 at MSG will be the real 200
>>69424297
>roided to the max reem
I liked the Bork conference
You reckon they did that because he just wanted to get out of there and not wait for the other fighters to turn up? They seemed to be reshuffling things after he left
Who will play him in his eventual biopic?
>EARLY WEIGH INS ARE THE REASON WHY THE CARDS ARE SO EPIC NOW
Glad this meme is dead.
>>69424289
We need to fight the meme magic. Return to the deterministic clockwork of pre-meme UFC
>>69424253
Not even close. I could Heem CM Punk, just by looking at him, you can tell he's never been in real fight in his life.
>>69424289
You're clearly a casual so I have no idea why you think anything needs to be fixed.
>>69424236
>DC and Bork's gameplan for UFC 200.png
>>69424280
Read the official OP you cunt it clearly says "Mark Hunt is Australian Edition"
>>69424282
>>69424285
sadly I have shit to do
>>69424289
It didn't happen this entire weekend though? The closest was Eddie and he's got an excellent boxing coach and RDA usually takes punishment in exchange for pressure.
>>69424316
This. Then I'd fuck his wife.
anyone else love nate diaz but hate nick?
>>69424304
>implying Brock was all natty
>>69424289
all championship fights are best of 3 fight series
2 fights in one night
a 3rd if necessary the next day
>biggest event
Reminder who the real GOAT is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbDy34DuypA
>>69424316
He has a pencil neck, which indicates he is missing the warrior gene.
>>69424334
Did you not watch the main event?
>>69424200
xth for ufc 200 wasn't bad, and only the casuals who came for Brock think otherwise
>>69424305
Yeah. Bork isn't really a man of the people. He just wanted to go home and drink a Coors Light.
>>69424338
Nate seems chill. Nick seems like a knob.
>>69424338
Nick is just meh. I only hate memes.
>>69424213
every man does.
>>69424289
we need to artificially recreate the conditions that made UFC 199 so great before every event. This is the kind of holistic approach that only meme magic can provide.
DANA JUST CONFIRMED ON FS1 BISPING VS HENDERSON IN MANCHESTER, UNITED
>tfw I was 1 (ONE) pick away from making it and tate had to fuck it all up
I was robbed of my red panty night lads
>>69424297
right in the diverticulitis
>>69424350
It may have been the worst PPV of this year so far.
Did I miss the conference. I only caught Brock talking for a minute.
Daniel Cormier must be the biggest loser other than Hendricks.
Cormier will never headline a card after tonight. He lost any little bit of fans he had left. There was a huge opportunity with the Jones fiasco for him to make fans and he blew it.
People had too high expectations, myself included
In hindsight, a HW in DC who had a horrible weight cut and absolute emotional rollercoaster versus basically a LHW/MW in Silva coming in on two days notice only recently after gallbladder surgery who can't stop wrestlers was bound to end one way
Lesnar looking only for takedowns versus Hunt who can't hang with actual wrestlers was going to either end in a KO or wrestlefuck
>>69424372
Brockference is over, they're getting ready for the rest of the fighters now.
>>69424365
poor jacare
>>69424349
How the fuck was that luck? Nunes shrugged off her takedowns and punched her face in repeatedly. There's nothing lucky about beating your opponent in every phase of the fight m8.
now kiss
>>69424338
Nate always seemed like the more care-free and less well spoken out of the two. It makes him more endearing. Nick just tries to bully and talk shit and then cries when he gets his ass kicked.
Never expected Nate to overshadow him though because Nick was in a ton of high level fights before.
>>69424368
Try being me kid.
>>69424371
It wasn't, and you're an actual retard for thinking so
All of the prelims were spicy, as was Aldo-Edgar
Cain-Browne and Tate-Nunes were both first round heems
>>69424304
>roided to the max brock
>>69424365
Yep. If Hendo wins the belt he's officially the #1 GOAT in my books.
2 pride belts, 1 strikeforce belt, 1 ufc belt
beat fedor
>>69424350
DC-Silva was a complete embarrassment. The rest wasn't bad, but definitely not worth the hype. Except for based Brock.
>>69424350
well I had fun
>Jon Jones pops and gets knocked out of 200
>The entire world sympathies with Cormier and want to see him fight Silva
>He decides to make the biggest, most important fight of his career unwatchable
>Everybody cheers for the loser
>>69424395
t. Zuffa shill
Hendo vs Bisping 2 confirmed
https://twitter.com/Nahmles/status/752020904515821572
https://twitter.com/Nahmles/status/752020904515821572
https://twitter.com/Nahmles/status/752020904515821572
>>69424395
It did, stop being a bandwagoner who wants to look cool on /heem/
>>69424365
are they gonna do it in old trafford? poor jacare though senpai
HUNT IS FROM PEE POOLAND OBVS.
something you guys have to realise is that how good the fights themselves were is not important for ufc 200. The big names is the most important thing so people buy these cards. Most knowledgeable people knew that anderson silva would just wrestlefucked same as mark hunt. Jon Jones vs DC wouldve also been a pretty boring fight aside from any of the drama. If you want to see GOOD fights you wont catch them at the big ufc events because they are catered to casuals.
>>69424374
now that jones is finished cormier is the goat no one can beat him. stay mad
>>69424408
>Fighting a 46 year old man to feel good about yourself
>>69424394
You mean Rich Pianna? He'd probably be even bigger than Rich if he regularly juiced tbqh. Probably did it for football though.
>>69424419
no
Why did the /wwe/ thread get deleted?
Seeing as PRO wrestling is a real sport as opposed to half naked man grab
>>69424419
SHIT SHOW don't waste your hard drive space
>>69424419
It wasn't shit at all
The only bad fights were DC-Silva and Lesnar-Hunt
Every other fight on the card was great
>>69424409
I payed full price and it was boring as fuck.
Cain's round house to straight TKO was sick, but everything else was garbage.
>>69424374
The only thing he's lost is some casual retards interest like yourself
>and he blew it
You're an utter fucking moron, tell me again who popped for steroids?
>>69424348
True. Not saying Hardwork isn't a part of it. But some guys have it. Some don't. Punk doesn't
Why do people keep saying nunez is black? I thought she was just a regular brazilian.
>>69424264
literally no one said that ever
>>69424419
gimme fucking source right now
>>69424365
Hopefully Bisping will permaheem that faggot dan
>>69424414
>Jon Jones vs DC wouldve also been a pretty boring fight
you are one of the casuals they cater too m8
>>69424422
That's a 46 year old man who sent a roided Cuban to the shadow realm mate.
https://twitter.com/shaunalshatti/status/751987658507694080
>Cowboy Cerrone is leading a "Stand! Them! Up!" chant, waving on the crowd.
that's fuckin hilarious
>>69424408
>No. 13 ranked 46 year old guy getting a title shot
>Mfw someone tries to tell me rankings are important in this organization
>>69424419
Nah don't bother. Nothing on the main card was exciting.
>>69424393
Just looked up the official rankings:
196 > 199 > 195 > 198 > 200 > 197
>>69424392
Fucking hell lad, my condolences
though come on lad, how did you not see it coming
Has Hunt every been taken down like that?
>>69424389
girl on the right is pretty thick
she's been a journeywoman though since even before that fight. I guess the same can be said about felice though.
>>69424395
t. cuck
>>69424419
depends on you mood
>sober in the middle of the week
dull, who cares
>smashed with /heem/
good shit
>>69424403
pretty much. you can't blame him though for just trying to get the w
>>69424408
>A 13th ranked fighter on a 1 fight win streak gets a shot
Ew
>>69424413
Don't listen to this liar
>>69424419
Early Prelims were spicy as fuck, Brock Hunt made me mark out, Miesha Nunes was trainwreck tier, but otherwise I could take it or leave it. Cormier Silva was garbage and Aldo Fronkie was boring.
>>69424408
make it so, pls
>>69424408
Utter fucking joke and complete disgrace to Jacare and Weidman
That being said I will still watch it
Is Aldo back?
>>69424419
prelims is good
>>69424451
I still won $200, but it could have been $500 if Frankie didn't get chewed up by Aldo. Funny thing is he was my safest pick in there.
>>69424431
>The only thing he's lost is some casual retards interest like yourself
I like Cormier and think he is an incredible talent and could be HW champ if he wants.
>You're an utter fucking moron, tell me again who popped for steroids?
Jones did, and Cormier had the opportunity to take advantage and gain some sympathy points but he got booed out of the arena.
>>69424350
Cain/Brown was good. Loved the spinning wheel kick, move of the night I think.
Aldo/Edgar was a one sided clinic from Jose and was enjoyable, if a little too one sided after the 3rd. It became obvious Edgar really had nothing for Aldo
Silva/DC was a shitshow
Bork/Hunt was alright, some decent GnP but people wanted a spectacle of sorts. Could have done with a finish. Both fighters were overly cautious for a whole round where nothing really happened which weighs down impressions of the fight as a whole. Remove Round 2 and people like the fight much more.
Nunes/Tate was decent too, but no one was really tuned in for that fight so it's not going to sway anyone's opinion.
I suppose it isn't that bad, but when it's billed as the most stacked card in UFC history and is hyped to be absolutely great, "wasn't bad" doesn't cut it. That's why there's disappointment.
What do you lads think
>>69424444
titles and rankings have never been important in MMA. It's just a nicety to add hype for people who wouldn't normally watch.
>>69424408
>Hey senpai I can't find any interesting fights so we're gonna rehash old fights over and over again
UFC died
>>69424452
Stipe
imgladitsover.jpg
>>69424472
Did you bet against Cain? You mad?
>>69424462
To be fair in that fight he was Aussie.
>>69424459
Will Gator man ever get a title shot? Why does he keep getting passed up?
>>69424365
UFC is dead.
>Henderson
>anything but a punching bag at this point
How has he not been forced into retirement yet. He should consider himself lucky that Machida didn't permaheem him.
>>69424414
something you have to realize is no one takes a New Zealander seriously so you are really just talking to yourself
>>69424453
>>69424389
Time for a cheeky wank before they get the post-show on the road.
>>69424475
>one sided clinic
Frankie had rounds 1 and 3, every other round was clearly Aldo's
Frankie was very predictable
>>69424452
Rewrite your post and maybe I'll think about answering it.
any webm of the Brock and Cain finishes?
>>69424493
Gator and Romero in forever limbo
>>69424472
Well you still made out good, nice foresight with your other picks, I shouldve been more cheeky and took a risk with nunes
Even if it was the safer pick, I honestly saw it going that way, people think Aldo was legit going to get KO'd in the first or second and that seemed impossible to me, I dont know I guess I felt Aldo was hungrier too
a rug muncher is your champ from the main event
state of this company
>>69424468
fuck yeah motherfucker, fuck mexico
>>69424493
The UFC doesn't want Brazillian champions they can't market. They showed that pretty clearly when they made Fight Night 90 a biography about Alvarez's life. Also when everybody was getting instant rematches but Aldo.
aldo son'd frankie so bad in the grappling
>>69424365
>>69424398
Are people this stupid actually for real?
He is a glorified punching bag. Look at his recent career you idiot.
None of these accomplishments make you GOAT.
And beating Fedor was basically the Gangnam Style of 2011.
Who should Brock's next opponent be?
<INSIDER INFORMATION>
<SPOILERS>
Bisping Hendo 2 is because Dana worried about constant belt changes diminishing the value of UFC. Expects Bisping to retain belt in rematch.
>>69424506
I had Frankie having Round 1, on the basis Aldo's big strikes only came later in the round and arguably weren't all that big, but I didn't have him having Round 3
Weren't the scores 49-46?
>>69424348
Hey what are you talking about man? The warrior gene only affects risk taking behavior, why are you being a stupid cunt? ... oh wait.
>flag
>>69424521
You can't blame them for not giving Aldo the rematch instantly, Conor had bigger fights ahead of him and Aldo pulled out of 189 with a rib injury and got KOed in 13 seconds at 194
UFC 200 Embedded Episode 7,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1oTmRO8ivw
>>69424532
Loser of Reem Stipe.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10710973
>>69424462
That was a mistake, he was a kiwi then, but now holds an Australian passport. Cheers.
>>69424532
Its already confirmed its gonna be Randy Orton
>>69424532
John cena
>>69424502
>wanking to anyone but based gilfu Knapp
>Aldo/Silva hugging
awwwww
>>69424537
I had Frankie winning round 3
Aldo's rounds for me though were pretty clear
>>69424485
>Did you bet against Cain?
Where'd you get that idea from buddeh?
>>69424513
The reason I picked Frankie was cause he had been training with Alvarez, and after seeing Eddie demolish RDA, I was confident he'd do the same to Aldo. Nunes was hugely underrated and so was Brock, don't know why.
It is what it is though.
>>69424403
>He decides to make the biggest, most important fight of his career unwatchable
Yeah, that was his plan, not the fact that Silva just tied him up and prevented him from doing anything.
You fucking dunce.
>>69424468
did he go anywhere?
Does a 10 years unbeaten streak get erased by a one punch ko by McMeme?
>>69424518
meh, her girl is cute, she has some charm.
it's good to have an open champ, will serve as a good SJW shield
>>69424487
what is it like to fuck a girl
4 Bonuses
Nunes
Cain
Lauzon
Moose
$$ 50k $$
>>69424532
the Viper
>>69424532
Randall "The Snake" Orton
It was pretty depressing.
I've been an MMA fan for a while. By a while, I mean I remember when Mark Kerr was considered the most dangerous fighter on the planet. Or when Mark Coleman was a monstrous entity who won PRIDE and represented America. I remember the RINGS promotion and the fight which Fedor technically lost against Arona.
This shit? This card? This was an abomination. UFC doesn't need McGregor and it doesn't even need Ronda Rousey. They need decent and consistent fighters. It just so happens that Ronda and McGregor were both decent and consistent.
I can't explain what happened with Cormier, honestly. He's one of my favorite fighters and he just disappeared tonight. Very disappointed. Silva did whatever he could on two days notice.
The Mark Hunt/Lesnar fight was dumb. As much as I am a fan of Hunt, Dana needs to sit him down and tell him two options: train seriously or you will be cut from UFC. There can be no in between. There is no fucking reason Hunt couldn't HEEM Lesnar.
Lesnar hasn't fought in over a year and he comes back, fresh from WWE, and beats the man who decimated a fucking former HW UFC Champ.
Embarrassing as fuck.
The woman's belt is starting not to mean shit. It's barely worth the gold the UFC logo is printed on now. A champion is supposed to defend, not just give it up in one damn round.
Man, I don't even know. I don't have any solutions here. I just don't know. This could potentially detract fans, push potential ones away and ostracize the idea of "legitimacy." People paid money to see hugging, fat niggas gassing and tepidity. Embarrassing, man.
>>69424554
That's fucking child porn
HERE IT COMES
POST FIGHT PRESSER IS LIVE
>10.7 MILLION Gate
>Valesquez, Nunes, Lauzon and Mousassi Performance of the Night Bonuses
Did I miss the postfight?
RECORD BREAKING GATE
CONOR POOPERS BTFO
>>69424365
Joãocaré deserved a shot.
>>69424554
>>69424439
That roided Cuban rekts him 8/10.
>>69424582
It's on now, Brock had his own though
>>69424518
I don't care, she clearly deserves to be more of a champ than Miesha. Outclasses her everywhere.
UFC 200 was alright Lesnar/Hunt was boring, Nunes/Tate was way too short and Aldo/Edgar should have been the main event.
Did Cormier just say he's going to win the Royal Rumble?
>>69424563
Someone needs to tell DC people actually began to like him again and then started booing him only because of his performance against Silva. It was boring af and people wanted to see Silva play his game
>Michael Bisping vs Dan Henderson 2
>>69424532
Arlovksi because he would probably win.
>>69424542
Jones has ruined at least 5 different events while also breaking laws and getting suspended and it took them until this weekend to finally give up on him.
>>69424566
>I blame Anderson for not letting DC punch him more
>I blame Anderson for DC's fat ass being inescapable
Okay m8
>>69424565
Yeah I can feel that, Alvarez fucking deleted the RDA meme, honestly just the whole fight he didn't do enough and couldn't close the distance, Aldo really was pretty damn safe the whole time
Brock I knew was really being underestimated, I think I underestimated nunes myself, either way you still made out and it worked out so there's that.
>>69424365
>the natty goat is going to have his record sullied as Uncle Fest- I mean Dana makes him permaheem Hendo in front of his family
i'm sickened
>>69424577
Thanks for the blog, friend
>>69424597
No surprises, Aussie fights are usually boring tßh.
>>69424600
new /heem/ is love webm
Can someone PLEASE give some Aldo webms? the only one i saw was that knee in the first round
So what happen was out drinking and didnt see
>>69424607
What would you rather do, fuck a girl or watch UFC 200?
>>69424374
He literally fought someone one 48 hours notice you complete mongoloid.
That someone is also the """"GOAT"""".
Kill yourself.
>>69424607
>so fat that you can't see her poosy when her legs are spread
FUPA
U
P
A
>>69424577
Just watch 199 again
>>69424578
No, it's really not...
>>69424601
I'm a Cormier fan and I was expecting to see him slam Anderson around like a ragdoll and it was just the safest takedowns ever. That's what sorta soured me. I found more interest in watching Silva defend from the bottom and his brief salvos while standing.
>>69424572
warm and squelchy
>>69424614
truely spoken like someone whos never seen 2 boong mobs go at it or boongs vs tongan brawls
>>69424616
>>69424609
Yeh for sure. Cheers lad.
>>69424565
Weren't you betting against the favorites?
>>69424528
longevity is worth a lot you 196'er faggot.
>>69424506
Round 1 yes. Round 3 no.
>>69424601
DC can wipe his tears with $100 dollar bills m8
Subconsciously, the "fans" were booing Jon Jones
Cain and Brock showing the power of the wrestling leg ride and turking
>>69424576
How about Sheamus vs. Conner Mcgregor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9tt2Y9cjEM
>Please answer in Spanish
Cain getting BTFO at the presser.
>>69424577
tldr grandpa lel
>>69424629
I'm from South Auckland you dumb fuck
>>69424626
>I'm a Cormier fan and I was expecting to see him slam Anderson around like a ragdoll and it was just the safest takedowns ever.
Same. Cormier could have thrown Silva around and it would have been ridiculously entertaining. But instead we got this Nelson Lewis bullshit again.
I need a dago to redpill me
Is Cain's Spanish good?
>>69424630
>this was joses training and he still memed on frankie
>>69424509
Cause of one typo? You're a dick
>>69424650
This guy speaks English, they both do, so why are they just doing this in Spanish
>>69424636
The only underdogs I bet on were Nunes and Brock.
>>69424652
It's like Rocky Balboa. DC wins, but Silva is the one whose stock goes up. Cormier is forever a loser.
>>69424645
why-not-both.jpg
>>69424630
>just dont make eye contact
>god i wish i was doing curls
>the fucking machine for this is right there
>>69424200
they should add Andrei versus Cain on 203, make it a HW card
JDS is a no go, so poor JDS will have to watch the fights and hope for rothwell or werdum injury
why are they asking him questions in spanish when they can speak perfect english? are they too lazy to translate it for their news sites?
>>69424643
fuck does that mean DC is now richer then jon jones? he beat him financially and morally
Just got home, how was the vibe like on here?
My local was full of pleb normies who shouted out shit at the screens like STAND EM UP and shit. On the plus side I cleaned up by correctly putting cheeky bets on Lesnar and Nunes (but fell for the Browne and Edgar memes).
Were the threads full of /asp/ergers cunts? I swear, I haven't seen cunts in Affliction style shirts in ages but there was a few there today lmao.
>>69424653
Cormier please
>>69424651
>I'm from South Auckland you dumb fuck
lot of abo's there is there? surprised they invented a boat and had the movtivation to row it tbqh
>>69424661
muh mehico market
>>69424654
Yeah. He's fluent in accent. But he's obviously forgotten how to think in Spanish.
>>69424652
>not giving silva credit for his great defence
>>69424630
surely there's equipment he could use
>>69424653
you just know
>>69424651
Our hopes lie with Joseph Parker, South Auckland fag. Forget Mark Hunt.
>>69424644
Cain's great with that. Browne was stuck in hell at the end.
>>69424614
Jake Matthews has had entertaining fights.
>>69424653
AKA is back boys, next up Khabib taking his place on top.
>>69424387
>There's nothing lucky about beating your opponent in every phase of the fight m8.
Shut the fuck up.
>All these questions to Cain
FFS
>>69424647
how about Conor's "wife" vs PVZ?
dat dc/velasquez broship
>>69424653
cute!
CUTE!!
>>69424666
I absolutely loved how after the fight Silva is celebrating and parading around and DC's leaning on the Octagon looking gassed and not really pleased
Silva had fun it seems and it was really nice to see. He's a lovable goof
testin
>>69424652
DCr was working constantly on the ground, Silva worked well in the guard but DC still did pretty well
The idiots booing and Big John succumbing to that made it seem worse than it actually was
Roy Nelson did absolutely nothing to Derrick Lewis on the ground, like absolutely nothing other than one time in Round 2
So is Cain good again or is Travis just another victim of Edmund?
>>69424675
The high point was everyone posting face the pain lyrics at the start of the PPV
props to the ufc, choosing the single ufc fighter with the shittiest ground game to fight bork
>>69424653
Cain is the angel on his right, and Rockhold is the devil on his left.
>>69424653
>people of facebook cheering for Nunes as the first gay champion
>forgot about Rockhold, Cain, and DC
TJ is fun to watch
>>69424675
Shit dude it was cancerous as fuck from the early prelims and on, probably some of the worst game threads in awhile
good shit on the lesnar and nunes bets, I would've gotten the lesnar, aldo, and cain bets had I put them in, I fell for the tate meme
why does Aldo look like a fat Chinese man
Was Aldo speaking English the move of the night?
>>69424675
Threads were an absolute shitshow
>>69424475
I think the prelims were top notch and I'm glad I told some people to fuck off so I could sit down and watch them. Made the best of an otherwise simply okay night.
>>69424691
Mark Hunt was forgotten when I realized he was actually Australian.
>>69424693
just yanking ur chain m8
>>69424702
whu.. ?
>>69424653
gay boys are qt
that was a really respectful answer by Aldo.
>>69424683
I absolutely give Silva credit. He fought the best fight he could, much like Lewis. I'll probably rewatch the fight for training.
Cormier fucked the fight up.
>>69424641
Still nowhere near GOAT. Top 5, MAYBE.
Also:
>TRT
>Couture
>>69424623
>being this homosexual
how you like that boy ass, friendo?
>>69424717
TJ also showed he has the best defensive wrestling and is probably the fastest scrambler in UFC. He go taken down once and got up fast, and there was a scramble and moved so fucking fast.
>>69424733
What did he say?
COPS
