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Post fight presser: https://youtu.be/X6F_Gz4Jv0Y [Embed]
>>69424200
Lesnar looks 1000x better with a beard.
Coors light edition
Mark Hunt is Australian/ Samoan
BORK CONFIRMED FOR COOL GUY
>SCREECH
>>69424236
fuck off pedo
>>69424221
FUCK I TAKE A PISS AND I MISS SOMETHING
>>69424213
brock lesnar looks 1000x better than anyone.
CM Punk fighting soon, think he'll win?
>>69424221
Labatt and Molson, anon.
Guys I need UFC names for my pokemons in pokemon go. so far i got Ratata as Mighty Mouse
goodbye heem
see ya at 201 or holly-schevchenko maybe
>>69424251
He is quite ugly without beard anon.
>>69424253
lol no
>>69424235
Don't even play that shit, the nigga's from NZ.
>>69424263
Why not FN South Dakota? You'll miss the McDonald-Lineker spice
>>69424263
What mate
We got another event in a few days
Stay strong Stavro Faggopoulus
How do we fix luckpunch, guys?
The amount of """""""champion"""""""ship turnover in this """sport"""" is embarrassing
We are now in the age of Wonder Boy and Coors
>>69424258
Cain as hawlucha
>>69424253
Phil, are you proxying?
>>69424235
Agreed. I saw the flag on tales of the tape, it all checks out.
>>69424251
Reem is pretty handsome desu
>>69424272
An ugly Bork Lazer is still 1000x better looking than anyone else.
Brock's touch butt moov mint looked good.
>>69424200
Why are you linking your shit link in the OP?
205 at MSG will be the real 200
>>69424297
>roided to the max reem
I liked the Bork conference
You reckon they did that because he just wanted to get out of there and not wait for the other fighters to turn up? They seemed to be reshuffling things after he left
Who will play him in his eventual biopic?
>EARLY WEIGH INS ARE THE REASON WHY THE CARDS ARE SO EPIC NOW
Glad this meme is dead.
>>69424289
We need to fight the meme magic. Return to the deterministic clockwork of pre-meme UFC
>>69424253
Not even close. I could Heem CM Punk, just by looking at him, you can tell he's never been in real fight in his life.
>>69424289
You're clearly a casual so I have no idea why you think anything needs to be fixed.
>>69424236
>DC and Bork's gameplan for UFC 200.png
>>69424280
Read the official OP you cunt it clearly says "Mark Hunt is Australian Edition"
>>69424282
>>69424285
sadly I have shit to do
>>69424289
It didn't happen this entire weekend though? The closest was Eddie and he's got an excellent boxing coach and RDA usually takes punishment in exchange for pressure.
>>69424316
This. Then I'd fuck his wife.
anyone else love nate diaz but hate nick?
>>69424304
>implying Brock was all natty
>>69424289
all championship fights are best of 3 fight series
2 fights in one night
a 3rd if necessary the next day
>biggest event
Reminder who the real GOAT is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbDy34DuypA
>>69424316
He has a pencil neck, which indicates he is missing the warrior gene.
>>69424334
Did you not watch the main event?
>>69424200
xth for ufc 200 wasn't bad, and only the casuals who came for Brock think otherwise
>>69424305
Yeah. Bork isn't really a man of the people. He just wanted to go home and drink a Coors Light.
>>69424338
Nate seems chill. Nick seems like a knob.
>>69424338
Nick is just meh. I only hate memes.
>>69424213
every man does.
>>69424289
we need to artificially recreate the conditions that made UFC 199 so great before every event. This is the kind of holistic approach that only meme magic can provide.
DANA JUST CONFIRMED ON FS1 BISPING VS HENDERSON IN MANCHESTER, UNITED
>tfw I was 1 (ONE) pick away from making it and tate had to fuck it all up
I was robbed of my red panty night lads
>>69424297
right in the diverticulitis
>>69424350
It may have been the worst PPV of this year so far.
Did I miss the conference. I only caught Brock talking for a minute.
Daniel Cormier must be the biggest loser other than Hendricks.
Cormier will never headline a card after tonight. He lost any little bit of fans he had left. There was a huge opportunity with the Jones fiasco for him to make fans and he blew it.
People had too high expectations, myself included
In hindsight, a HW in DC who had a horrible weight cut and absolute emotional rollercoaster versus basically a LHW/MW in Silva coming in on two days notice only recently after gallbladder surgery who can't stop wrestlers was bound to end one way
Lesnar looking only for takedowns versus Hunt who can't hang with actual wrestlers was going to either end in a KO or wrestlefuck
>>69424372
Brockference is over, they're getting ready for the rest of the fighters now.
>>69424365
poor jacare
>>69424349
How the fuck was that luck? Nunes shrugged off her takedowns and punched her face in repeatedly. There's nothing lucky about beating your opponent in every phase of the fight m8.
now kiss
>>69424338
Nate always seemed like the more care-free and less well spoken out of the two. It makes him more endearing. Nick just tries to bully and talk shit and then cries when he gets his ass kicked.
Never expected Nate to overshadow him though because Nick was in a ton of high level fights before.
>>69424368
Try being me kid.
>>69424371
It wasn't, and you're an actual retard for thinking so
All of the prelims were spicy, as was Aldo-Edgar
Cain-Browne and Tate-Nunes were both first round heems
>>69424304
>roided to the max brock
>>69424365
Yep. If Hendo wins the belt he's officially the #1 GOAT in my books.
2 pride belts, 1 strikeforce belt, 1 ufc belt
beat fedor
>>69424350
DC-Silva was a complete embarrassment. The rest wasn't bad, but definitely not worth the hype. Except for based Brock.
>>69424350
well I had fun
>Jon Jones pops and gets knocked out of 200
>The entire world sympathies with Cormier and want to see him fight Silva
>He decides to make the biggest, most important fight of his career unwatchable
>Everybody cheers for the loser
>>69424395
t. Zuffa shill
Hendo vs Bisping 2 confirmed
https://twitter.com/Nahmles/status/752020904515821572
https://twitter.com/Nahmles/status/752020904515821572
https://twitter.com/Nahmles/status/752020904515821572
>>69424395
It did, stop being a bandwagoner who wants to look cool on /heem/
>>69424365
are they gonna do it in old trafford? poor jacare though senpai
HUNT IS FROM PEE POOLAND OBVS.
something you guys have to realise is that how good the fights themselves were is not important for ufc 200. The big names is the most important thing so people buy these cards. Most knowledgeable people knew that anderson silva would just wrestlefucked same as mark hunt. Jon Jones vs DC wouldve also been a pretty boring fight aside from any of the drama. If you want to see GOOD fights you wont catch them at the big ufc events because they are catered to casuals.
>>69424374
now that jones is finished cormier is the goat no one can beat him. stay mad
>>69424408
>Fighting a 46 year old man to feel good about yourself
>>69424394
You mean Rich Pianna? He'd probably be even bigger than Rich if he regularly juiced tbqh. Probably did it for football though.
>>69424419
no
Why did the /wwe/ thread get deleted?
Seeing as PRO wrestling is a real sport as opposed to half naked man grab
>>69424419
SHIT SHOW don't waste your hard drive space
>>69424419
It wasn't shit at all
The only bad fights were DC-Silva and Lesnar-Hunt
Every other fight on the card was great
>>69424409
I payed full price and it was boring as fuck.
Cain's round house to straight TKO was sick, but everything else was garbage.
>>69424374
The only thing he's lost is some casual retards interest like yourself
>and he blew it
You're an utter fucking moron, tell me again who popped for steroids?
>>69424348
True. Not saying Hardwork isn't a part of it. But some guys have it. Some don't. Punk doesn't
Why do people keep saying nunez is black? I thought she was just a regular brazilian.
>>69424264
literally no one said that ever
>>69424419
gimme fucking source right now
>>69424365
Hopefully Bisping will permaheem that faggot dan
>>69424414
>Jon Jones vs DC wouldve also been a pretty boring fight
you are one of the casuals they cater too m8
>>69424422
That's a 46 year old man who sent a roided Cuban to the shadow realm mate.
https://twitter.com/shaunalshatti/status/751987658507694080
>Cowboy Cerrone is leading a "Stand! Them! Up!" chant, waving on the crowd.
that's fuckin hilarious
>>69424408
>No. 13 ranked 46 year old guy getting a title shot
>Mfw someone tries to tell me rankings are important in this organization
>>69424419
Nah don't bother. Nothing on the main card was exciting.
>>69424393
Just looked up the official rankings:
196 > 199 > 195 > 198 > 200 > 197
>>69424392
Fucking hell lad, my condolences
though come on lad, how did you not see it coming
Has Hunt every been taken down like that?
>>69424389
girl on the right is pretty thick
she's been a journeywoman though since even before that fight. I guess the same can be said about felice though.
>>69424395
t. cuck
>>69424419
depends on you mood
>sober in the middle of the week
dull, who cares
>smashed with /heem/
good shit
>>69424403
pretty much. you can't blame him though for just trying to get the w
>>69424408
>A 13th ranked fighter on a 1 fight win streak gets a shot
Ew
>>69424413
Don't listen to this liar
>>69424419
Early Prelims were spicy as fuck, Brock Hunt made me mark out, Miesha Nunes was trainwreck tier, but otherwise I could take it or leave it. Cormier Silva was garbage and Aldo Fronkie was boring.
>>69424408
make it so, pls
>>69424408
Utter fucking joke and complete disgrace to Jacare and Weidman
That being said I will still watch it
Is Aldo back?
>>69424419
prelims is good
>>69424451
I still won $200, but it could have been $500 if Frankie didn't get chewed up by Aldo. Funny thing is he was my safest pick in there.
>>69424431
>The only thing he's lost is some casual retards interest like yourself
I like Cormier and think he is an incredible talent and could be HW champ if he wants.
>You're an utter fucking moron, tell me again who popped for steroids?
Jones did, and Cormier had the opportunity to take advantage and gain some sympathy points but he got booed out of the arena.
>>69424350
Cain/Brown was good. Loved the spinning wheel kick, move of the night I think.
Aldo/Edgar was a one sided clinic from Jose and was enjoyable, if a little too one sided after the 3rd. It became obvious Edgar really had nothing for Aldo
Silva/DC was a shitshow
Bork/Hunt was alright, some decent GnP but people wanted a spectacle of sorts. Could have done with a finish. Both fighters were overly cautious for a whole round where nothing really happened which weighs down impressions of the fight as a whole. Remove Round 2 and people like the fight much more.
Nunes/Tate was decent too, but no one was really tuned in for that fight so it's not going to sway anyone's opinion.
I suppose it isn't that bad, but when it's billed as the most stacked card in UFC history and is hyped to be absolutely great, "wasn't bad" doesn't cut it. That's why there's disappointment.
What do you lads think
>>69424444
titles and rankings have never been important in MMA. It's just a nicety to add hype for people who wouldn't normally watch.
>>69424408
>Hey senpai I can't find any interesting fights so we're gonna rehash old fights over and over again
UFC died
>>69424452
Stipe
imgladitsover.jpg
>>69424472
Did you bet against Cain? You mad?
>>69424462
To be fair in that fight he was Aussie.
>>69424459
Will Gator man ever get a title shot? Why does he keep getting passed up?
>>69424365
UFC is dead.
>Henderson
>anything but a punching bag at this point
How has he not been forced into retirement yet. He should consider himself lucky that Machida didn't permaheem him.
>>69424414
something you have to realize is no one takes a New Zealander seriously so you are really just talking to yourself
>>69424453
>>69424389
Time for a cheeky wank before they get the post-show on the road.
>>69424475
>one sided clinic
Frankie had rounds 1 and 3, every other round was clearly Aldo's
Frankie was very predictable
>>69424452
Rewrite your post and maybe I'll think about answering it.
any webm of the Brock and Cain finishes?
>>69424493
Gator and Romero in forever limbo
>>69424472
Well you still made out good, nice foresight with your other picks, I shouldve been more cheeky and took a risk with nunes
Even if it was the safer pick, I honestly saw it going that way, people think Aldo was legit going to get KO'd in the first or second and that seemed impossible to me, I dont know I guess I felt Aldo was hungrier too
a rug muncher is your champ from the main event
state of this company
>>69424468
fuck yeah motherfucker, fuck mexico
>>69424493
The UFC doesn't want Brazillian champions they can't market. They showed that pretty clearly when they made Fight Night 90 a biography about Alvarez's life. Also when everybody was getting instant rematches but Aldo.
aldo son'd frankie so bad in the grappling
>>69424398
Are people this stupid actually for real?
He is a glorified punching bag. Look at his recent career you idiot.
None of these accomplishments make you GOAT.
And beating Fedor was basically the Gangnam Style of 2011.
Who should Brock's next opponent be?
<INSIDER INFORMATION>
<SPOILERS>
Bisping Hendo 2 is because Dana worried about constant belt changes diminishing the value of UFC. Expects Bisping to retain belt in rematch.
>>69424506
I had Frankie having Round 1, on the basis Aldo's big strikes only came later in the round and arguably weren't all that big, but I didn't have him having Round 3
Weren't the scores 49-46?
>>69424348
Hey what are you talking about man? The warrior gene only affects risk taking behavior, why are you being a stupid cunt? ... oh wait.
>flag
>>69424521
You can't blame them for not giving Aldo the rematch instantly, Conor had bigger fights ahead of him and Aldo pulled out of 189 with a rib injury and got KOed in 13 seconds at 194
UFC 200 Embedded Episode 7,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1oTmRO8ivw
>>69424532
Loser of Reem Stipe.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10710973
>>69424462
That was a mistake, he was a kiwi then, but now holds an Australian passport. Cheers.
>>69424532
Its already confirmed its gonna be Randy Orton
>>69424532
John cena
>>69424502
>wanking to anyone but based gilfu Knapp
>Aldo/Silva hugging
awwwww
>>69424537
I had Frankie winning round 3
Aldo's rounds for me though were pretty clear
>>69424485
>Did you bet against Cain?
Where'd you get that idea from buddeh?
>>69424513
The reason I picked Frankie was cause he had been training with Alvarez, and after seeing Eddie demolish RDA, I was confident he'd do the same to Aldo. Nunes was hugely underrated and so was Brock, don't know why.
It is what it is though.
>>69424403
>He decides to make the biggest, most important fight of his career unwatchable
Yeah, that was his plan, not the fact that Silva just tied him up and prevented him from doing anything.
You fucking dunce.
>>69424468
did he go anywhere?
Does a 10 years unbeaten streak get erased by a one punch ko by McMeme?
>>69424518
meh, her girl is cute, she has some charm.
it's good to have an open champ, will serve as a good SJW shield
>>69424487
what is it like to fuck a girl
4 Bonuses
Nunes
Cain
Lauzon
Moose
$$ 50k $$
>>69424532
the Viper
>>69424532
Randall "The Snake" Orton
It was pretty depressing.
I've been an MMA fan for a while. By a while, I mean I remember when Mark Kerr was considered the most dangerous fighter on the planet. Or when Mark Coleman was a monstrous entity who won PRIDE and represented America. I remember the RINGS promotion and the fight which Fedor technically lost against Arona.
This shit? This card? This was an abomination. UFC doesn't need McGregor and it doesn't even need Ronda Rousey. They need decent and consistent fighters. It just so happens that Ronda and McGregor were both decent and consistent.
I can't explain what happened with Cormier, honestly. He's one of my favorite fighters and he just disappeared tonight. Very disappointed. Silva did whatever he could on two days notice.
The Mark Hunt/Lesnar fight was dumb. As much as I am a fan of Hunt, Dana needs to sit him down and tell him two options: train seriously or you will be cut from UFC. There can be no in between. There is no fucking reason Hunt couldn't HEEM Lesnar.
Lesnar hasn't fought in over a year and he comes back, fresh from WWE, and beats the man who decimated a fucking former HW UFC Champ.
Embarrassing as fuck.
The woman's belt is starting not to mean shit. It's barely worth the gold the UFC logo is printed on now. A champion is supposed to defend, not just give it up in one damn round.
Man, I don't even know. I don't have any solutions here. I just don't know. This could potentially detract fans, push potential ones away and ostracize the idea of "legitimacy." People paid money to see hugging, fat niggas gassing and tepidity. Embarrassing, man.
>>69424554
That's fucking child porn
HERE IT COMES
POST FIGHT PRESSER IS LIVE
>10.7 MILLION Gate
>Valesquez, Nunes, Lauzon and Mousassi Performance of the Night Bonuses
Did I miss the postfight?
RECORD BREAKING GATE
CONOR POOPERS BTFO
>>69424365
Joãocaré deserved a shot.
>>69424554
>>69424439
That roided Cuban rekts him 8/10.
>>69424582
It's on now, Brock had his own though
>>69424518
I don't care, she clearly deserves to be more of a champ than Miesha. Outclasses her everywhere.
UFC 200 was alright Lesnar/Hunt was boring, Nunes/Tate was way too short and Aldo/Edgar should have been the main event.
Did Cormier just say he's going to win the Royal Rumble?
Someone needs to tell DC people actually began to like him again and then started booing him only because of his performance against Silva. It was boring af and people wanted to see Silva play his game
>Michael Bisping vs Dan Henderson 2
>>69424532
Arlovksi because he would probably win.
>>69424542
Jones has ruined at least 5 different events while also breaking laws and getting suspended and it took them until this weekend to finally give up on him.
>>69424566
>I blame Anderson for not letting DC punch him more
>I blame Anderson for DC's fat ass being inescapable
Okay m8
>>69424565
Yeah I can feel that, Alvarez fucking deleted the RDA meme, honestly just the whole fight he didn't do enough and couldn't close the distance, Aldo really was pretty damn safe the whole time
Brock I knew was really being underestimated, I think I underestimated nunes myself, either way you still made out and it worked out so there's that.
>>69424365
>the natty goat is going to have his record sullied as Uncle Fest- I mean Dana makes him permaheem Hendo in front of his family
i'm sickened
>>69424577
Thanks for the blog, friend
>>69424597
No surprises, Aussie fights are usually boring tßh.
>>69424600
new /heem/ is love webm
Can someone PLEASE give some Aldo webms? the only one i saw was that knee in the first round
So what happen was out drinking and didnt see
>>69424607
What would you rather do, fuck a girl or watch UFC 200?
>>69424374
He literally fought someone one 48 hours notice you complete mongoloid.
That someone is also the """"GOAT"""".
Kill yourself.
>>69424607
>so fat that you can't see her poosy when her legs are spread
FUPA
U
P
A
>>69424577
Just watch 199 again
>>69424578
No, it's really not...
>>69424601
I'm a Cormier fan and I was expecting to see him slam Anderson around like a ragdoll and it was just the safest takedowns ever. That's what sorta soured me. I found more interest in watching Silva defend from the bottom and his brief salvos while standing.
>>69424572
warm and squelchy
>>69424614
truely spoken like someone whos never seen 2 boong mobs go at it or boongs vs tongan brawls
>>69424609
Yeh for sure. Cheers lad.
>>69424565
Weren't you betting against the favorites?
>>69424528
longevity is worth a lot you 196'er faggot.
>>69424506
Round 1 yes. Round 3 no.
>>69424601
DC can wipe his tears with $100 dollar bills m8
Subconsciously, the "fans" were booing Jon Jones
Cain and Brock showing the power of the wrestling leg ride and turking
>>69424576
How about Sheamus vs. Conner Mcgregor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9tt2Y9cjEM
>Please answer in Spanish
Cain getting BTFO at the presser.
>>69424577
tldr grandpa lel
>>69424629
I'm from South Auckland you dumb fuck
>>69424626
>I'm a Cormier fan and I was expecting to see him slam Anderson around like a ragdoll and it was just the safest takedowns ever.
Same. Cormier could have thrown Silva around and it would have been ridiculously entertaining. But instead we got this Nelson Lewis bullshit again.
I need a dago to redpill me
Is Cain's Spanish good?
>>69424630
>this was joses training and he still memed on frankie
>>69424509
Cause of one typo? You're a dick
>>69424650
This guy speaks English, they both do, so why are they just doing this in Spanish
>>69424636
The only underdogs I bet on were Nunes and Brock.
>>69424652
It's like Rocky Balboa. DC wins, but Silva is the one whose stock goes up. Cormier is forever a loser.
>>69424645
why-not-both.jpg
>>69424630
>just dont make eye contact
>god i wish i was doing curls
>the fucking machine for this is right there
>>69424200
they should add Andrei versus Cain on 203, make it a HW card
JDS is a no go, so poor JDS will have to watch the fights and hope for rothwell or werdum injury
why are they asking him questions in spanish when they can speak perfect english? are they too lazy to translate it for their news sites?
>>69424643
fuck does that mean DC is now richer then jon jones? he beat him financially and morally
Just got home, how was the vibe like on here?
My local was full of pleb normies who shouted out shit at the screens like STAND EM UP and shit. On the plus side I cleaned up by correctly putting cheeky bets on Lesnar and Nunes (but fell for the Browne and Edgar memes).
Were the threads full of /asp/ergers cunts? I swear, I haven't seen cunts in Affliction style shirts in ages but there was a few there today lmao.
>>69424653
Cormier please
>>69424651
>I'm from South Auckland you dumb fuck
lot of abo's there is there? surprised they invented a boat and had the movtivation to row it tbqh
>>69424661
muh mehico market
>>69424654
Yeah. He's fluent in accent. But he's obviously forgotten how to think in Spanish.
>>69424652
>not giving silva credit for his great defence
>>69424630
surely there's equipment he could use
>>69424653
you just know
>>69424651
Our hopes lie with Joseph Parker, South Auckland fag. Forget Mark Hunt.
>>69424644
Cain's great with that. Browne was stuck in hell at the end.
>>69424614
Jake Matthews has had entertaining fights.
>>69424653
AKA is back boys, next up Khabib taking his place on top.
>>69424387
>There's nothing lucky about beating your opponent in every phase of the fight m8.
Shut the fuck up.
>All these questions to Cain
FFS
>>69424647
how about Conor's "wife" vs PVZ?
dat dc/velasquez broship
>>69424653
cute!
CUTE!!
>>69424666
I absolutely loved how after the fight Silva is celebrating and parading around and DC's leaning on the Octagon looking gassed and not really pleased
Silva had fun it seems and it was really nice to see. He's a lovable goof
testin
>>69424652
DCr was working constantly on the ground, Silva worked well in the guard but DC still did pretty well
The idiots booing and Big John succumbing to that made it seem worse than it actually was
Roy Nelson did absolutely nothing to Derrick Lewis on the ground, like absolutely nothing other than one time in Round 2
So is Cain good again or is Travis just another victim of Edmund?
>>69424675
The high point was everyone posting face the pain lyrics at the start of the PPV
props to the ufc, choosing the single ufc fighter with the shittiest ground game to fight bork
>>69424653
Cain is the angel on his right, and Rockhold is the devil on his left.
>>69424653
>people of facebook cheering for Nunes as the first gay champion
>forgot about Rockhold, Cain, and DC
TJ is fun to watch
>>69424675
Shit dude it was cancerous as fuck from the early prelims and on, probably some of the worst game threads in awhile
good shit on the lesnar and nunes bets, I would've gotten the lesnar, aldo, and cain bets had I put them in, I fell for the tate meme
why does Aldo look like a fat Chinese man
Was Aldo speaking English the move of the night?
>>69424675
Threads were an absolute shitshow
>>69424475
I think the prelims were top notch and I'm glad I told some people to fuck off so I could sit down and watch them. Made the best of an otherwise simply okay night.
>>69424691
Mark Hunt was forgotten when I realized he was actually Australian.
>>69424693
just yanking ur chain m8
>>69424702
whu.. ?
>>69424653
gay boys are qt
that was a really respectful answer by Aldo.
>>69424683
I absolutely give Silva credit. He fought the best fight he could, much like Lewis. I'll probably rewatch the fight for training.
Cormier fucked the fight up.
>>69424641
Still nowhere near GOAT. Top 5, MAYBE.
Also:
>TRT
>Couture
>>69424623
>being this homosexual
how you like that boy ass, friendo?
>>69424717
TJ also showed he has the best defensive wrestling and is probably the fastest scrambler in UFC. He go taken down once and got up fast, and there was a scramble and moved so fucking fast.
>>69424733
What did he say?
COPS
silva's head is so fucken shiny
>>69424712
that was my favourite part of UFC 200 tbf
>>69424716
>Gay female champion crowned in headlining event at the biggest PPV in UFC history
/pol/ fags pls go
>>69424653
/heem/ is love
>>69424714
made me think
>Keep saying that Hunt is the easiest fight for Brock in the UFC top 10
>HURR NAH HE'LL KNOCK HIM OUT
REPORTER MAKING SENSE IMO
>>69424708
It was a smart fight, it was just boring as hell.
Who's your favourite gay UFC fighter?
>>69424753
I don't see how that was /pol/ at all dumbass.
That look DC gave Cain >>69424653
was tender as fuck,.
>>69424717
I was not impressed with TJ. Lots of smoke and no fire. Hope Cruz memes on him and makes him a permanent gatekeeper.
Good lad letting DC know people were cheering him until the takedowns
>Silva literally took the fight just to have fun
What a great guy
>>69424692
The counter to that is what TJ does , planting hands and sucking legs and hips in to spring up. Not sure if any heavy is explosive or fast twitch enough like TJ though
>>69424528
I agree with you on your comment about him being a punching bag now, but he really is GOAT tier. He could retire tomorrow and every MMA News/Media organization would have Hendo in their top 10 GOAT list, alongside Fedor, Randy Couture, Wandy and Liddell. His record, grit and longevity speaks for itself.
But God damnit, I want him to retire. He's starting to slur.
>>69424641
It is, but I want him to retire peacefully. I want the UFC to give him a good send off, set him up with a nice retirement check and settle into a nice position within the company where he can just chill.
Hendo fucking deserves it, man.
>>69424716
>as the first gay champion
What kind of absolute waste of carbon actually pays attention to that?
Do we now celebrate Vitor for being the first footfag to hold the UFC strap?
Absolute vermin.
cmon ask hunt some quwe
>>69424743
he meant it as a good thing dude
>>69424769
/pol/ got BTFO ya goof
>>train seriously or you will be cut from UFC. There can be no in between. There is no fucking reason Hunt couldn't HEEM Lesnar.
this, the man has been in MMA since 2004, and doesn't have a BJJ blackbelt
its his own fault he got wrestlefucked. fucking disappointing as fuck
that being said, leave it to the UFC to choose the shittiest wrestler in the heavyweight division to fight brock
>>69424708
Is it weird that I agreed with the standups but also thought DC was doing well enough to keep it on the ground? It was a 50/50 decision and Big John seems to go for the crowd pleasing decision.
Also Cormier landed harder shots than Silva did standing imo except for that knee towards the end. Silva had the far better combos for all 3 times it was possible but they weren't powerful at all. Silva was incredible at control from the bottom given the weight difference I'm not sure why anyone expected anything different.
>>69424771
Sadly I feel sort of the same way. Don't want to jump the gun and say he was USADA'd, but this TJ looked too predictable, too rote techniques. Missing that "spark" of spontaneity which got him so far. Cruz would walk through him I think
>>69424692
Do you have a webm of Cain TKOing him with his leg wrapped like that?
>>69424781
Nobody systematically excluded footfags from society throughout the entirety of human history. They don't need role models.
>>69424653
>yfw this gay agenda was a ruse to destroy close friendships between men since now, they can be called homos
>>69424790
wtf is that thing on the right lol
>>69424790
that fucking nigger is huge goddamn
Card fell apart at the DC vs Silva fight, pure shit from then on.
>>69424785
>Mortez
overrated/10
>>69424790
I swear fight rights gets bigger every year
>>69424787
well you could of worded it better mother fucker.
[spoiler]sorry[/spoiler]
>>69424796
it's very possible that TJ didn't fight as well because he wasn't motivated for his opponent
it seems like a common thread of great fighters not taking their opponents seriously and fighting worse because of it.
Miesha's gonna need a new nose.
translators piss me off because they don't use the actual english words that have no foreign translation and just brown-wash them to get the most generic translation. resulting in the lamest answer.
>>69424790
Sign that homo on the right tbqh
>>69424822
Thank you so much
is bork fighting again? I want to see him thrown to werdum, overeem, or miocic
i want to see that big fat one dimensional turd bleed
>>69424825
BLACKED will pay for it.
Kek at Anderson.
>>69424822
what the hell was up with that?
Browne landed like 10 good strikes and then gassed 1 minute into the round and stopped doing anything.
I can't wait to see him knocked out in bellator by a no name or kongo or something.
>Conor vs. Aldo 2
I love memes
>>69424200
>That tender Cain dc moment
>Anderson should rubbing Aldo
THe bromance at this press conference
>>69424712
Nice.
>>69424719
>>69424723
Yeah I figured that would be the case, big event + Lesnar couldn't have been a good combo.
Can Americans use phone apps for betting/gambling? Bet365 app is pretty decent, though my mates tend to use William Hill (who apparently give you a return if the fight ends in the first two rounds? That sounds pretty suspect desu).
is frankie not at the press conference?
is he suicidal or hospitalized?
>>69424831
In the corner, Edmund called for that elbow too. The moment Cain slipped and took him down, Edmund just went "fuck" and stayed silent for about 10 seconds then begged Browne to go to half guard.
>>69424788
>leave it to the UFC to choose the shittiest wrestler in the heavyweight division to fight brock
Well they did want him to win, of course. But Mark was the obvious pick for that while still having the potential to shut down brock's nervous system with a solid punch to avoid fixed calls. They could've given him someone like Bigfoot or Mir if he wasn't suspended and it would've been even more stacked in Brock's favor.
>>69424771
Assuncao is a tough fighter and for a large portion of the fight he was able to neutralize a lot of TJ's movement with just plain good timing
I expected TJ to be much better too, but I don't think it was anything to be unimpressed by
What's next for Frankie?
>>69424832
He's a top 10 UFC HW buddy. Why so mad?
>>69424841
USADA
SSADA
AAADA
DDDDA
AAAAA
>>69424832
Choose one
>Bjork v Overroid 2
>Bjork v Stipe
>Bjork v DC
>Bjork v Mir 3
>>69424851
An early grave
>>69424851
he borrows Eddie's dog
>>69424464
Legendary, a victory for all patriots that day
anyone impressed how anderson hung in there with dc? i thought he would kill him in the first
>that anderson aldo broship
>>69424711
edmond is the worst coach in mma but I think it has more to do with them not having anyone to train with, thats why all of travis's punches have come way short of actually hitting anyone, hes been way out of range the past few fights. They just hit mits, thats it.
MARK HUNT
IS STILL MY BOY
Nunes has such a cute voice.
>>69424801
>Nobody systematically excluded footfags from society throughout the entirety of human history.
>entirety of human history
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wew lad.
Even if that were true, SJWs are vermin. Normal people don't give a hoot about the first "gay" champion. (it's called "dyke")
>>69424832
I think it was just for one fight, unless they keep letting WWE promote their shit on their cards
>>69424849
I thought assuncao looked great but not enough in that fight. If they fought again it wouldn't be much more than a -200 dillashaw +300 assuncao type of thing.
Nunes trying to speak in english is so cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkVd2mmnZ5I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkVd2mmnZ5I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkVd2mmnZ5I
Hunto's face looks like shit
>>69424877
do all brazilian women have deep voices?
Apologize.
>>69424864
God, can you imagine a superfight between DC and Bork?
So UFC managed to get Brock from the WWE for a UFC fight
In exchange, who will UFC send to WWE for a mandrama appointment?
>>69424790
Overeem
Ausbro, anything good for Aldo other than R1 end and his takedown defense? He put on a clinic but I'm not sure how well it'd translate to short video form.
>>69424892
For what?
>>69424889
Only those with penises.
WebM of that Aldo/Silva broship
>>69424842
>mfw Conor loses to Diaz again
>mfw Conor loses to Aldo
>mfw UFC cuts him
Whenever Silva talks it sounds like someone is tugging on his testicles.
>>69424889
Only the roiders.
>>69424896
Isn't Paige getting Summerslammed?
>>69424889
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LQTDsc6kUs
>>69424892
I'm sorry God, I know you will vanquish the Diaz plague and end the heretic known as Jose Aldo. Conor Bless.
>>69424374
Daniel Cormier is an American Hero. His entire camp was designed around a fighter completely different than Silva, who is supposedly the greatest ever, and he did what he had to do to win. Silva was in control for maybe 60 seconds of a 15 minute fight. How the fuck are people going to boo him for beating some brazilian tranny fucking neanderthal
>>69424258
Angela Mangana as Squirtle.
>>69424889
i think when they're trying to speak english they just generally try to mimic the people they hear it from, which are likely american dudes or in her case her american gf
it's why you see a lot of people who train overseas have a weird accent when they get back.
>>69424908
>Shitskins dreaming
Conor will exterminate Aldo. There's no one in the 155 or 145 division that can beat him. He only has problem with normal sized human beings, he's a manlet king.
>>69424892
for what? he can go heem aldo again, everyone already knows he's nates bitch forever. alvarez probably rapes him, khabib probably rapes him, RDA would still probably rape him. dude needs to beat up manlets at 145 where he belongs, no shame in cleaning out a division
BASED ANDERSON
>mark hunt being ignored
poor guy
Nunes is a bit of a who but she seems like quite a nice lass
No one is asking Miesha shit
>>69424851
135 shot at Cruz
>>69424844
Not sure I haven't tried any but desu I think mobile betting in general sounds suspect, I'd rather put it in through the computer desu
>fag shenanigans
>miesha BTFO
Will any of you check WWE now that Brock won?
Because i frankly still dont get why the deal if it dosn't boost the ratings
>Nunes talking up her butt-slut
Good girl
>Mfw no one has asked Miesha a single question
Is this what it will be like when Bisping finally loses the strap?
>>69424929
What is there to ask?
>How much did WWE pay you to throw only jabs at Brock?
are questions in pressers usually this retarded?
>>69424926
no one in 155 that can beat him?
JESUS CHRIST WHO CARES
>>69424931
I've thought she would become a champ since she heemed some poor girl in Strikeforce.
Then again I thought the same for De Randamie
>>69424943
Dana has to dance like a monkey in front of Vince McMahon. Jokes on him though. Dana would have done it for free.
>>69424926
>There's no one in the 155 or 145 division that can beat him
>145
Fronk via wrestlefuck (yes, still)
Aldo via not rushing into a counter because you're mad
>155
Khabib, RDA, Alvarez by wrestlefuck
Nate, Ferguson by submission
>>69424513
I dont understand how Aldo was not the safe pick. Did 13 seconds erase his entire career?
>>69424926
If Aldo fights like he did tonight, he can cruise to a decision
Hell even if he even is more aggressive but not 13 seconds aggressive he'll probably KO Conor
Of course that reach disadvantage is a big issue
>>69424908
100% sure this will happen
Hunto's face is pretty banged up.
I thought Lesnar did no damage
>>69424950
Always.
>This faggot forcing this YOU'RE GAY WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT shit
I thought the point was you're not supposed to make a big deal about it, shit like that pisses me off
>im just fat
>>69424954
Khabib vs Conor is the fight to make. Would be legendary and they are both my boys.
What are these faggy questions about
>Meisha is leaving soon please get your answers in now before she leaves...
>Yeah, uhhh, I have a question for Amanda
Kek
>>69424942
that was funny, she got curbed hard
>>69424959
>de randamie
>not based gilfu
>>69424969
It's all superficial. Hunt is what Wolverine would actually look like.
>>69424976
>what did you think about that massacre huh? pretty weird stuff right? welp big gulps huh?
>>69424969
In my opinion, it seems like GNP seems to leave more marks than striking on the feet. Maybe it's that the head and fist don't separate immediately post impact, so after impact the fist scrapes the face a bit.
No one is asking Miesha anything
That must be doubly depressing, they literally just said if you have anything for her ask it because she's going to go and I haven't even seen her
>>69424978
>Khabib vs Conor
Khabib would MURDER Connor.
>>69424926
>There's no one in the 155 or 145 division that can beat him
He lost to a lightweight contender. I kinda wish he got his wish to fight Robbie Lawler. They'd be carrying him out of the octagon right now.
>>69424926
Utterly delusional, it's amazing what you cringeworthy Conor nuthuggers can bullshit
Who would win in a fight
Amanda Nunes or (You)?
>>69424969
GnP but no actual damage, but remember, mark hunt is stupidly hard chinned
>>69424969
it's from the ground and pound
>>69424978
it would be an awful fight
it'd look like Cormier vs Anderson tonight
>>69424954
>Muh Khabib
He'll get exposed soon.
>>69424963
>Fronk
He got BTFO by Aldo. He's way past his prime.
>Aldo
Please, 13 seconds, just stop.
>Khabib
Meme fighter, can crusher mostly, will get exposed.
>RDA
USADA exposed him.
>Alvarez
He'd get heem'd.
>Nate
He's a normal sized human being, we've been over this.
>Ferguson
Top kek.
>>69424966
Very doubtful. 13 seconds, lad.
>that camera pan with meisha
kek
>>69424997
COCONUT HEAD
>>69424994
I'd fuck her till she loves me
>>69424976
>I thought the point was you're not supposed to make a big deal about it
No. The point is that the world *shouldn't* make a big deal about it. But it does. So we need to talk about it, and make it clear that there's nothing shameful about not being heterosexual, as long as you're a lesbian. Gay men are still grose.
OH GOD MIESHA'S FACE
>>69424978
I was wondering why he thought that as nate is a 155er who beat him
>>69424976
>Did being a homosexual factor into your game plan? As an openly gay strong woman how much do you prefer hillary in this election?
Jesus fucking christ miesha's nose
FINALLY someone asks Miesha something.
Punished Meisha. A fallen legend.
>>69425002
please nobody take this bait
holy fucking just
Also now that I mentioned it, Nunes vs De Randamie would be a fuckin' fight right there
I didn't even know Miesha was there.
>>69424992
>Conor nutthuger
Hardly. I just recognise that he's the manlet king and that he only struggles against normal sized human beings.
>Being this much of a Goober hater
It's like you hate fun. Kill yourself. Unironically.
>>69424969
At one point Brock had his left arm under Hunt's head just holding it there pounding it, Mark even punched himself in the head at that point. Brock has some of the worst striking ever but you dont need good technique for GNP to be effective.
Speaking of that anyone get a webm of Mark punching himself?
wow her nose is swollen and huge, she looks like wand
>>69424653
>guys cant be friends without gay agenda now
god i hate 2016
oh shit
>Ninja Miesha
nose job incoming, claiming her as
>tfw my homeboy brock won
>tfw he seemed genuinely happy
Who /happy/ here even though I'm home by 9am and need to wake up at 1pm to watch F1
wow miesha looks cute with half of her face covered by a rag
>>69424976
it's weird because I have a big family with a lot of lesbians and gays and it hasn't been a notable thing for like 20 years. Most of my family is conservative but a lot of them are liberal and none of them are the whole "omg it's all internalized gay hate" type of thing.
but at the same time I'm weird in that I'm a conservative male who actually follows women's sports just because maybe I was groomed into finding them interesting.
Also Miesha has the same tone and voice as holly did when she lost.
>>69424994
>3RD TKD BLACK BELT
>1ST HAPIKIDO
I could take her, i train for the streets plus i got like 100lbs on her
J U S T
>>69425026
I thought she went to the hospital.
>>69425002
13 seconds because he stupidly ran like you're stupidly shitposting now
Man I want to see miesha's busted shnoz now that it's had enough time to swell.
>muh "caught me"
>>69425002
>one line buzzword responses
you made even less of an argument than I did, and I was just listing names
not going to take the time to point out why you're wrong
>>69424983
What is it that allows some women to look so perfect into their late 30s?
JUST
LET ME EAT UR ASS ILL MAKE U FEEL BETTER
>>69425022
>BTFO people
>Muh b8
>>69425044
>Aldo nuthuggers excuses
Kek.
Hahaha not so beautiful now Miesha you cookie cutter porno addict.
>>69425002
Sure thing. I'm sure conor won't be exposed for the fake he is.
>>69425014
Journalists are living roaches and parasites. It's 2016. What do you think.
>>69425027
>Hardly
No, clearly
Conor is alright, nuthuggers like you are pathetic and cringeworthy
Seriously, Nunes has a pleasant voice when speaking in portuguese. She should stick to the translator, my ears hurt when she speaks in english.
>>69424965
Well I guess it's probably the same way for other people, Edgar for them looked like a pretty solid background, but me just knowing that Aldo was motivated and had beat Edgar before, I had an idea that he would probably fight intelligently, it honestly could've gone either way it was all a case of who was more prepared
>>69425014
>Few PPV's from now
>Nunes loses the belt
>How do you feel about being oppressed due to your sexuality in the UFC?
I repeat
>responding to German and Spanish flags
>>69425033
SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP JON JONES
HE IS OUT OF CONTROL
>>69425036
Think she'll sneak in a cheeky rhinoplasty like Penne did post-Joanna?
Anderson Silva should only fight guys like Uriah Hall that will stand with him. The strong wrestlers will all do that to Anderson
"I got caught"
t.every UFC fighter
>>69425048
I just shut your shit picks down, friend.
No need to get upset.
has anyone seen frankie after the fight?
want to see how busted up he is
>>69425053
>Conor aspies sperg response
lmao
>>69425059
I think it's really cute, shame she's a lesbian.
>>69425066
this is mma
be good at everything like jon jones or gtfo
>>69425053
I admire your trolling persistence
no brock? I guess that means he wont fight again, fighters are required to do this shit
>>69425067
what do you think they should say instead?
that they suck?
>>69425059
Who sounds better, Nunes or Claudia?
>Responding to flags that don't have a UFC champion.
Welcome back to the club Brazil.
>>69425066
Dat Damian Maia fight though
>>69425067
this would be fine if she was winning beforehand, she clearly was getting btfo
>>69425066
Silva would be a better kickboxer than MMA figther desu
>>69425066
>Bisping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsXwIwuQdrE
wEAK FUCKING BETA ARAB SHIT
GAVE US A SHITTY FIGHT AND WASTED EVERYBODIES TIME
>>69425044
>i-it was a fluke
Aldo can't trade with Conor, nobody at 145 can. Eventually the shots will land and you go to sleep. Nate only won because of his chin, but the shots landed on him as well. No 145er can take that beating.
The picks beings posted yet? I know mine are fucked but I want to see how everyone else went.
>>69425079
he did it like 15 mins before this started m8
I love how Silva talks so much with no consideration of his translator
I also love how nice he is
whats next for DC?
>>69425079
He literally had the entire post fight presser to himself 30 minutes ago
>>69425076
You are right but Anderson is old and already made an amazing career except for the whole dick pills part, he deserves fun meme fights.
>>69425080
>that they suck?
yes
>>69425079
He already did his own individual presser then left.
>>69425079
he's special you know? he is above any pleb fighter including diaz or mcgregor
he can do what he want
>>69425084
That was years ago. Anderson in his prime and Maia took that on short notice if I remember correctly
>>69425080
Forrest Griffin wasn't shy about it.
>>69424922
Dykes are weird.
Btw, that's not the girl she gets to eat out, right?
Guys you're missing the point here. Miesha's face getting destroyed means she has a cover for reconstructive surgery and clandestine rhinoplasty just like Jessica Penne. She's gonna be a 10 soon!!!!
>>69425056
Conor got exposed already.
He can only fight manlets and win. But that's the one thing that's certain.
Put him against a normal sized human being like Nate and he's over.
>>69425058
>Muh nuthugger
Seems like you're projecting how pathetic and cringeworthy you are yourself, lad. Tossing around those edgy buzzwords. Kys.
>>69425073
>More Aldo nuthuggers
>>69425078
You should back me up you fucking pikey, you know I'm right.
is aldo the only brazilian to not look like shit since USADA?
>>69425079
You missed a top tier presser, m8. Bork was gold.
DANIEL CORMIER YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK
>>69425002
wow need to tone down the wank there a bit, chief
>>69425108
she's perfect the way she is now
>>69425099
Glover, Gus, OSP, Fedor, Badder, Perosh
>>69425026
She's cosplaying a school shooter
>>69425049
Well I'm not any scientist but I'd assume it's the same thing that lets dudes be Dan Henderson until they're 50.
I'm going to go out on a guess and assume her ancestors weren't goods peddlers and beggars in the past.
Also can we agree that it's 100% confirmed that rugmunching > hypnotherapy?
>>69425080
how about "she was the better fighter, we can do this again etc."
>>69425079
oh ok thanks il have to watch that
>>69425093
holloway did
>>69425091
Let's be honest. Silva knocked him out.
>>69425092
Gegard is an Armenian-Iranian Christian.
>>69425092
cormier wanted to avoid his belt being on the line
>>69424926
>delusion
McGoober is a meme
>>69425113
If you're a giant casual, sure.
>tfw im the guy who spammed aldo pics leading up to the fight
>tfw i dont have to be the only one to defend him anymore
beautiful desu. btw i found this highlight for the fight, not amazing quality but its the only one on jewtube
https://youtu.be/eaD75MMWVz0
These guys ask the stupidest question
It's either stupid or the same old shit
>>69425113
Barao looked pretty good against Stephens for a couple of rounds (1 and 3)
Tate v Zingano, Pena v Nunes?
How would Weidman do against Gayguard?
>>69425120
including the bleeding nose?
>>69425093
It's not a fluke, it's just something unlikely to happen again considering Aldo ran straight in wildly
>Nate only won because of his chin
And because he actually landed cleaner shots and apparently hit harder since Conor almost got knocked out, oh and the fact he choked him out
>No 145er can take that beating
Holloway did, and you act like Conor gave Aldo a "beating", it was one punch, good and all, but not a beating
make a new thread wirh a decent OP pls
Lmao Pena with a massive chip on her shoulder
>>69425082
In portuguese? Cláudia. But Nunes is quite pleasant, would be bro with.
>>69425113
He is the only Top Brazilian who trains in Brazil. Maybe they all have to come back to the fatherland, they grew soft.
>>69425119
Make me.
Get in my guard.
>>69425132
Yeah, a meme who ate the FW division alive.
I thought after tonight you Frankie nuthuggers would shut the fuck up, but apparently you're still here.
>>69425056
>Journalists are living roaches and parasites. It's 2016. What do you think.
>>69425144
Post Rousey Tate 2?
IM DE CHAMPION NO
>>69425146
boring 3 round grapplefuck decision win 4 the chris
or he tries to be k1 and gets heemed again
>>69425136
alot of aggressive action fighters who forgot their defense have come back and fought smarter
miesha a cute
anyways wouldnt mind nunes vs lima. lima definitely deserves it. Holm vs. Cat or McMann or something.
that division is a clusterfuck
>>69425150
make a decent post and we will
>im da champiaown now
>>69425111
>more cringeworthy autism
>unironically posting Kys like a 12 year old
Say kill yourself like a neurotypical man then hang yourself
Miesha? More like squidward.
Use this for the OP please
Is Edgar not there?
Haven't seen him
>Julianna Penna is will be champ next fight
>WBW belt is officially a hot potato
>Brazil not having a champion only lasted 2 days
IT IS WHAT IT IS
>>69425147
All the better to lubricate her throat.
>>69425167
She was THIS CLOSE to saying "it's whatever" too
>IT IS WHAT IT IS
>>69425067
"That's part of the sport, it happens"
t. every UFC fighter
>>69425156
I'd kick the living shit out of you son.
>>69425011
>and make it clear that there's nothing shameful about not being heterosexual,
Hitler did nothing wrong.
>Miesha said no to a Holly rematch
>Picked Nunes instead
>Gets picked apart in round 1
>>69425156
Why the fuck do you even post here, all you do is sperg out like a child and attempt no actual discussion
>muh "caught me" once again
>is what it is
Miesha's muh girl but >muh caught
tate's so self-conscious about her nose it's adorable.
>>69425163
Memesassi is a better grappler than Weidman.
>>69425090
>this fucking post
Absolutely haram. Anderson Silva was considered the best fighter on the planet for over six years and some of his UFC records won't be broken for years to come, if ever.
Like all fighters, he can't fight time and the new generation. Do yourself a favor and read his resume.
>>69425161
how long does it have to take for you to realize she isn't coming back
>>69425198
she's making herself look WEAK
anyone got post event depression? that was such a let down, i am really sad
>>69425149
>All this to say "BUT IT WAS A FLUKE"
Sit the fuck down.
>Holloway
Holloway is a tough dude with 9 victories under his belt after the McGregor fight, someone who could easily compete at 155 or higher.
That's literally the reason why Nate took the beating and withstood it, he spars with guys at 185 and 205, plus he has the Diaz chin. Conor could never knock him out. A 145 taking those shots would crumble.
>>69425168
>Keeps projecting his autism
Kys.
>>69425185
Get in my fucking guard then.
>>69425191
You dipshits don't listen to reason, you have no hespeck for reason. I give reason and logic to you and you shit over any rational debate that could be had.
Sit down. Go away. Stay on >>>/asp/.
>>69425156
>so mad
McGoober is soft, slow and has no ground game. The division he "dominated" was controlled by Aldo for 10 years because it's weak.
Proved by the fa lct he got crushed by pillow fist Diaz
>>69425221
Are you frenchie mcfaggot? or are you just mimicking his autism?
>>69425221
>he speaks in memes
I don't "get in guards" like a woman, cunt.
I knock people out.
By the time you realised you were too small, under-trained and weak to put me on the ground, you'd be unconscious.
>Gegard still fighting Journeyman
>TOP 5. TOP 5.
>>69425233
>Won every single FW bout
>Destroyed the 10 year reigning champion in 13 seconds flat
>"Soft"
Kek. You have no argument.
>>69425241
>It's that Mexican I BTFO so many times before
Go ahead, post your smug Lesnar image you mandrama retard.
>>69425267
>mfw he is
>mfw brock won
>>69425129
No he didn't.
Also, Herb stopped the fight before that knee. It woulda been a no contest if not a DQ.
>>69425258
Nigga, you'll be the Silva to my DC. I'll swipe your legs and rest comfortably on top of you for five rounds. You're my bitch.
They'll be making succ memes about you for the next 8 years after I'm done with your sorry ass.
>>69425188
CUTE
>>69425276
Yeah, you got BTFO several times. Your point?
>Brock won
And I made money off it.
>>69425279
>a novice bjj snot taking down a sandan judoka
OK sport, whatever makes you feel good about yourself
>>69425277
I'm not talking about the rules. He knocked that nigga out. Silva is still a better fighter than Bisping. Anyone who watched that fight can not deny this.
>>69424773
Yeah the 5 million dollars had nothing to do with it
Just good old fashioned fun
LMAO what a retard
Let's get brock a dui and have him extradited back to the burgerland
>>69425258
say that to my face fucker not online see what happens
>>69425301
>He thinks saying 'I won' determines him getting or not getting BTFO by me
Won't be that guy to virtually punch people with cerebral palsy, good thinking, even if kinda palsy.
>>69424773
that's cool but he did it to get paid m8
>>69425325
Abo's look so..........primitive.
>>69425308
Is that your way of saying "I prefer to stand and trade because your ground skills scare me"? Because let me tell you something: Wonderboy ain't got shit on me as a striker.
You're dead either way.
>>69425331
Go to the archive.
I humiliated you. There were people from Brazil petitioning to get me to court for a crime against humanity after the way I treated you.
>>69425144
>still my gal
>>69425267
>Destroyed the 10 year reigning champion in 13 seconds flat
Faggot, the 13 seconds part detracts from it, it doesn't add to it.
>>69425347
>I humiliated you. There were people from Brazil petitioning to get me to court for a crime against humanity after the way I treated you.
>people from Brazil
>Brazil
>people
You just lost (again)
>>69425316
>>69425337
shut up not my Silva
>>69425314
>landing a strike on somebody after the ref tells him to stop fighting
>"better fighter"
KEK.
Bisping sonned him, nigger.
>>69425144
jesus christ look at that engorged beak
>>69425370
Well, I mean he did it for his kids and his family, but yeah for the money, definitely.
>>69425367
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>69425369
They can't help themselves. Stop it.
>>69425393
>Stop it.
>begging for mercy
You just won yourself a one way ticket to shitpost city
>>69425393
>Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Conor McSantos. :^)
You anons saw when Hunt tried to cheat by holding on to the cage at the beginning and the ref had to smack down his hand?
>>69425436
I did, this was mfw
>>69425431
I'm asking you to stop for their sake.
I'm the Frankie Edgar to your BJ Penn. I've nothing left to prove.
>>69425433
Get in my guard, then.
>>69425460
There's no comparision of what i am towards you, because the octagon has never seen a destruction even closely comparable to the one i keep ripping towards you every single thread.
>>69425436
>tried to cheat
It's a reflex you dumbass.
>>69425488
This is what you tell yourself after I Lawler'd your nose 3 times so far?
Mate, you are as delusional as Brazil at this point. But they're an Abo-like species, what's your excuse?
>>69425511
Yeah, those Samoans have a reflex to cheat, don't they? They also have one to steal.
EVERYBODY RELAX
>>69425545
>>69425545
>This is what you tell yourself
I actually said it to you, my bad, i had no idea you had this level of autism.
>says i'm not brazilian
>asks me for an excuse
You just lost again with these paradoxes
>>69425613
I usually say this unironically, but this time I mean it. Hang yourself, my man.
Obviously, no amount of punishment I put into your body will be enough, your assburgers will flare up at the sight of me. Do it.
>>69425511
Nice try Samoa. You have been deleted.
>>69425648
>I usually say this unironically, but this time I mean it.
Saying something unironically means you mean it, genius
>Hang yourself
Sure, i'll hang myself in your back and will proceed to strangle you until foam overruns your snail and frog eating mouth
>, my man.
I'm not your man, even if you feel raped by my statements continously
>no amount of punishment I put into your body will be enough
Of course, your weakling body and basic technique could never hurt a juggernaut like me
>your assburgers will flare up at the sight of me.
The only thing that will flare up are going to be the memories and experience from thousands of hours in the mat
>Do it.
Sure, i'll choke you out
>ME ON THE RIGHT
>>69425735
>Wall of text
Step down, Dickens. I'm not about to read all that after having busted your nose three times now.
>>69425806
>wall of text
>what is enter key
S H O O K
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O
K
>>69425835
You're shook as fuck indeed.
Go to bed, Mexico.
>>69425878
Mate, shut the fook up. Yew're an idiot.
>>69425888
>Still begging for mercy
>>69425901
Mexico an idiot! IDIOT!
Why are there no champions as godtier as GSP now?
They all know how diverse his training was and how dedicated he was to it. Why can't others just follow his lead?
He showed that you don't need to be the best at anything, just great at everything.
He showed that you don't need doping to compete when you can just out work the dopers and develop a high fight IQ to use their strengths against them.
Sure he sacrificed having a normal life just to focus on MMA but now he can have whatever life he wants with the fortune he made doing what he loved. I'm glad I existed in the same time that he did.
>>69425936
>cuck-esque is the french 'man'
>>69425961
this is the actual thread >>69425159
, i'm busy using this thread to destroy some frog
