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OFFICIAL UFC 200 Tate v Nunes Thread #14


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>PPV Main Card on now
- Daniel Cormier(c) vs. Anderson Silva

>COMING UP NEXT
- Brock Lesnar vs. Mark Hunt
- Miesha Tate(c) vs. Amanda Nunes

>RESULTS
José Aldo def Frankie Edgar
Cain Velasquez def Travis Browne
Julianna Peña def Cat Zingano
Kevin Gastelum def Johny Hendrick
T.J. Dillashaw def Raphael Assunção
Sage Northcutt def Enrique Marín
Joe Lauzon def Diego Sanchez
Gegard Mousasi def Thiago Santos
Jim Miller def Takanori Gomi
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DO SOMETHING
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RIP Jones
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Schaub = god
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>DC gasses, Spider TKO's in the 3rd

MEME MAGIC PLEASE I WILL NEVER ASK FOR ANYTHING EVER AGAIN
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first for gay schab
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BORK SMASH
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>>69418523
First for FUCK CORMIER
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Just strike with him, it's not even a title fight and he's old as fuck.
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I feel like im watching the May/Pac fight. People can shit all over "Fake WWE" all theywant, but at least they're infinitely more entertaining.
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dc getting slept
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>PATHETIC FAT CORMIER
PATHETIC FAT CORMIER
>PATHETIC FAT CORMIER
PATHETIC FAT CORMIER
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PATHETIC FAT CORMIER
>PATHETIC FAT CORMIER
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PATHETIC FAT CORMIER
>PATHETIC FAT CORMIER
PATHETIC FAT CORMIERs
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BAN WRESTLEFUCKING
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nth for Tate/Nunes FOTN
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Jones would've wrecked DC
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Reminder:
>>69418185
>>69418185
>>69418185

>>69418185
>>69418185
>>69418185
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>gassing already

jon would have DESTROYED dc
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Nice homosexual sport you boys have here
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Guess who's going to be proven wrong
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ALMOST TIME FOR BROCK, BOYS!!!
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>Best card in mma history
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>Those boos when they knew the takedown was coming

LITERAL KEKS
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DC just doesn't want to kill him. Respect

#prayforthespider
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I can't be mad at Cormier, Jones would never have taken a fight on two days notice
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>biggest card of your company's history
>massive booing during the main card

dana on suicide watch
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booooooooooooo
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Fucking hell, was this cormiers plan against jones? Jesus fucking christ.
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Damn imagine Jones vs Silva 6 years ago
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holy shit this crowd is bad
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What a fucking pathetic card
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CAN SOMEONE CLEAR THIS UP FOR ME

IS LESNAR/HUNT GOING ON LAST OR ARE THE WOMEN GOING ON LAST
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Officially a DC hater after this fucking diabolical shit

He can get fucked
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OP HERE

USE THIS THREAD

>>69418519
>>69418519
>>69418519

Come back here later
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goddamn BOREmier
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Anderson would legitimately heem DC if the fight was kept on the feet.
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Silva on a fucking cell phone. Top kek
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why can't we be as respectful audiences as Japan? these boos are annoying.
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I WANT CASUALS TO LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Dat thong
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>>69418668
Oh shut the fuck up none of you even watch the matches, you just bitch about who wins.
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>>69418750
the women are last.

bork is fighting next.
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>everyone turned into dc fans after jones betrayed him again and again
>dc losing fans because he chooses the lnp
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>Andy being wrestlefucked by one of the best wrestlers in the company

Just one Matrix move Andy. Pls ;_;
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I don't really watch mma or boxing, but if you boo every time you see them go to the ground shouldn't you just watch boxing? or kickboxing or something?
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>>69418761
fuck off
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>PATHETIC FAT CORMIER
PATHETIC FAT CORMIER
>PATHETIC FAT CORMIER
PATHETIC FAT CORMIER
>PATHETIC FAT CORMIER
PATHETIC FAT CORMIER
>PATHETIC FAT CORMIER
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PATHETIC FAT CORMIER
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>PATHETIC FAT CORMIER
PATHETIC FAT CORMIER

FUCKING DO SOMETHING.
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This will be my last time watching a MMA unless Goldberg fights or something.
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>>69418750
google.com
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Jones would've literally killed DC if they actually fought.
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>>69418523

God this makes me sick
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>Stand them up chants

This pleb as fuck crowd.
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>>69418743
Tbh i'd be booing if i paid $200+ for a ticket to see this trash too
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>Fight ends with Women's mma
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Man, is he really wearing a thong?
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>>69418785
garbage
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>>69418800
Eat a dick, DC is great.
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>>69418745
(you)
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STAND THEM UP STAND THEM UP STAND THEM UP STAND THEM UP
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STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP STAND UP
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I almost felt bad for DC over this whole affair.

But jesus christ man...you have nothing to lose. Woo fucking hooo you get a decision victory over someone who didn't even train.

What a pussy.
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Honestly, i would give this fight to Anderson. His defense in the ground is obviously better than cormier's offense since he can't finish the fight and he's heavier.
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>>69418792
>but if you boo every time you see them go to the ground
they don't
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Big John is such a cuck
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shit fight
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>Silva almost lands the reverse elbow on the yellow mat

fug
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>>69418741
Yeah...

I can't imagine JBJ losing to this.

DC still my boy though.
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>this is the GOAT
nice sport
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inb4 ref standup into silva matrix heem outtanowhere
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>tfw we will never have a Jeff Van Gundy tier UFC commentator who will spend the entire fight on a rant talking about how incompetent the UFC is for drug testing and handing out suspensions days away from the main event instead of throughout the months leading to it because getting guys off the street out of shape is making an embarrassment of the league
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>>69418822

thats going to be fight of the night ya dummy
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why do those pitter patter punches from half-guard count as gnp? they literally do no damage
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>Stand them up
>They don't do anything
>Boo more

P L E B C R O W D
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I respect Dc's chin and wrestling, but goddamn this motherfucker is boring
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YFW LESNAR WINS

Put /sp/ on suicide watch
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>>69418872
Nice sport you got there emmemmayyy
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this crowd is full of retards jesus
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STAND 'EM UP
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SO FUCKING CLOSE SILVA
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S U C C
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>it's a Silva doesn't try till the last two minutes episode
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BOOO
>OOOO
OOOO
>OOOO
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FUCKING CORMIER JUST WHEN THINGS WERE GETTING SPICEY
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>69418922

Is that Booker T?
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OH THAT BODY KICK
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Based Silva
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Why doesn't Silva ever sprawl?
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DC the bad guy again lol
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>25 minutes of one guy backing up away from the other
>followed by 15 minutes of groundhug

Feel bad for anyone that spent money on this
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30-0 Silva fuck cormier
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>>69418968

No; it's Ahmed Johnson
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anderson can't lead for shit, not really DC's fault silva literally pressures in the last 20 seconds lmao
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Fuck dc, Anderson was fucking him up standing so badly which I wasn't expecting
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>>69418943
It's not his fault, the ref wouldnt fucking stand them up. 90% of the fight was cormiers boring meme wrestling
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FUCK
Still #TeamSpider
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He just asked his corner if he fucking won.

God what a faggot.
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>Silva had him in the Matrix
>Daniel wall n stalls

fuck this semen slurping sport
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>lesner wins
>hurr durr it was a fixed fight fuck you

>lesner loses
>WRESTLEFAGS BTFO UFC WINS
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>so gassed they lean against each other for the last 20 seconds
L E L
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Cormier is one boring motherfucker. And probably would have lost to Jones again
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this was probably all staged

they both were holding back
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>Reminder that Cormier went easy on Silva since he got him a payday and came in on 2 days notice
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>>69418741
of course it wasn't u goose
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>>69418989
Watch his first fight with Weidman
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damn silva showing if he was in his prime he could have been an interesting contender in 205

TRT EXEMPTION WHEN???
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Anderson won that fight on the feet.
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>>69419025
No he wasn't
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Who else gonna stop watching after brock, im not even a wwe faggot but the main event sucks
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>shown up by the guy that came out on 2 days notice and lost the fight

Nice job Cuckmier
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>kissing sweating head
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>takes the fight against an old man 40 lbs lighter
>scared to stand and bang

pathetic

absolutely

pathetic

At least win some fans you fat sweaty fuck
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>>69418990
it's disgusting how people act sometimes. cormier was winning within the rules of the sport and yet people still boo
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>69419071
Heem youself
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>getting a decision over a 41 year old
>getting a decision over a man who hasn't won in 3 years
>getting a decision over a mw
>getting a decision over a man who weighs 30 lbs less than you
>getting a decision over a man whos on two days notice and hasn't trained in months due to surgery

dc can suck my dick
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>>69419055
They were holding back because its not really an official fight for them
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>>69419076
niggayougay.jpg
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Booing Cormier -- what kind of bullshit is that? what a crowd of casuals
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Seriously fuck this crowd. Fucking retards.
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>>69419063
He already showed he would be interesting when he was finishing people at 205.

but this doesnt show shit, it was 160 strikes to 20...
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It's DC the Roman Reigns of UFC?
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>>69419076
>not pumped for Tate

nigga u gay
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When's Gustafsson gonna make a come back?
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>>69419065
Yeah and only like 1 minute was actually spent on the feet. Doesnt matter.
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>HEEM literally sucks DC's cock and forgets that Anderson Silva was the best in the UFC.

AS has great ground game, is a beast on foot, if DC wasnt a fat fuck making him lose his gas on the ground all fight DC would mostly have lost.

Aldo isnt gone, AS isnt gone, HAVE SOME HESPEKT.
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>kissing a sweaty man.

Alright then, that's enough.
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>>69419110
Because he's a bitch. He deserves to get booed.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFUCKINGBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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EPIC BOOS

FUCK DC
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>can't do 1 min stand up game against old man silva

pathetic
this guy will get murdered by jones
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>>69419110
>wrestlefuck a 41 year old man on the biggest event in "sports history" in a non-title fight
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>BROCK GETS KO'D IN 20 SECONDS
>UFC 200 IS OVER
>WOOOOO
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>>69419076
>not at the very least watching it for them sweet sweet Miesha titties during her walk out and cage entrance.
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He worked hard to lose, and would have if Jones stayed in

Fuck DC.
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>>69419076
>He isn't staying for the Tate ass jiggling

Fuck off faggot lol
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>>69419126
>decision over possible GOAT
>bad
Pick none
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>>69419144
look at dc vs people way bigger than silva like barnett

his prime and a full training camp would have been fun
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DC wrestlefucking Anderson Silva should just show you how much he respects his striking

He can literally explode at any moment
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BORK

BORK

BORK

BORK

BORK
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hurry up spic, we want LESNAR
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holding your position for the whole round isn't wrassling
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>>69419060
And? What about it?

He stopped trying to sprawl back when he got bored with the MW title.
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What did he mean by this?
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ees normal
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>>69419126
>>69419109
These.
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>>69419132

Hes a fucking PUSSY BORING ASS FIGHT

BOOOOOOOOOO

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Nunes heeming Tate would save this card
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>>69419132

>rolls around like a sloth on a hasbeen
>expecting a hyped crowd
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>why didn't Cormier stand up and get punched by someone he literally signed to fight on 2 days notice

Why y'all so salty towards DC? He did exactly what was asked of him
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>I did what I had to do
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why the fuck would you boo DC

fucking faggots
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Cheering the least likeable fighter (other than Hendricks).

this crowd is idiotic

Anderson is finished.
He should retire. He's got nothing left.
They weren't even 10 pounds apart and Cormier tossed him around like a stuffed animal.
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>>69419076
I thought Lesnar-Hunt was the main event? Lol >UFC
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>>69419198
>barely beating a 40+ year old
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style points are meaningless in ufc, all that matter is wins and he has a style that reflects that
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Love DC, and I understand why he did what he did ('cause Andy is still dangerous, even if he's slower).

I still love muh Spider though.
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new rule: 30 seconds max on the ground before standing them back up
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>This nigga talking for 10 years
>No translation
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>>69419230

Turning down this fight wouldve been better than this insane mismatch. This was a pride level freakshow
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>>69419209
He was legit hurt by that body shot towards the end.
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>>69419247
Because nobody likes dc.
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>>69419252
he knew he phoned it in
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>not even a title fight, basically an exhibition that doesn't matter
>3 months in training camp vs a guy who rolled off the couch
>all the fans want to see a stand and bang fight

Guess I'll just lay on him for the whole fight
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>>69419267
you do realize weigh in is different than fight night right
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>people expecting to go on the feet with a guy who has significant reach over you.

Dolts the lot of you.
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>>69419247
>get in a brawl with one of the best counter punchers in the ufc, who hurt him multiple times
not real fight fans tbqhwy
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was ufc 200 supposed to be this boring or is this just normal for mma?
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>>69419223
He sprawled against Weidman, didn't do shit since Weidman literaly picked him up off the ground and finished the takedown. Why the fuck even bother against Cormier?
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>>69419292

>talks for 10 years
>translation is like 3 seconds
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>>69419289
>new rule: 30 seconds max on the ground before standing them back up
Do you want to get rid of submissions?
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>>69419230
It would have been infinitely better, you can't have a meme fight like turn out so shit
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translation: huehuehue
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>>69419126
>getting mad a DC for using his strength instead of striking and getting knocked out and losing money
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>>69419144
uh . . . it shows that ASilva is 41, need roids and weak competition to look good.

silva retire when?

lol the gall bladder meme
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>Everyone starts hating Anderson and is sick of him
>Now everyone loves him

Is he Hulk Hogan in 2003 now?
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>>69419304
nigga who cares how you win as long as you win nigga
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Would Cormier be the Heavyweight champion if he never cut to LHW?

I think he always looked better there.
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BROCK NEXT BOOOOYS
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>>69419267

>least likeable fighter

to fake fight fans, yes
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>Try to stand and bang with a 41 year old man
>Gets ribs heemed
>Needs to wrestlefuck to win
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WHEN IS BORK
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H E S P E C T
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>>69419314

199 was based as fuck.
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>>69419252
>It is what it is.
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>>69419230
Yeah, if I knew that DC was going to lay on an untrained opponent for 3 rounds. Yeah, 100% I would prefer if DC would go fuck right off and go lay on his wife instead. At least he wouldn't have fucked people out of those 15 minutes.
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>>69419230

so heem, are you /boo bird/ or /cole miner/?
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>>69419314
Go back to /asp/
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STOP IT WITH THE BET ADS YOU BRITS ARE SICK FUCK
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>>69419365
as was 198
>>
HAHAHA TIME FOR BORK
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Did the WWE by the UFC?

why are there so many wrestling commericials
>>
SUPLEX CITY
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>>69419331
sub faster or stop boring us with your holding
>>
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>waits until the end to speak english
was it all for show?
>>
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITSSSSSSS

TIIIIIIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>69419230
Yes, i would
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>>69419360

NXT MOTHER FUCKER!
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Staying up to 5am for this.
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>dat lack of cheering for the HW champ
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>>69419314
This card was destroyed. Then again, it's not like you watched the prelims.
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I hope Mark Hunt literally kills Lesnar
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Bork better not loose
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>>69419393
Good, not great
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>>69419348
It's not like he was defending the title, this was purely an exhibition match for the fans. The win is meaningless.
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My hearts racing you guys. I want Hunt to win this so bad. I know he can do it. But the last time I got super excited for a fight my boi lost. I have faith that Hunto won't let me down though.
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at least dc took the fight as shit as he made it
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>>69419289
It'd be a massive improvement but I recognize it would never, ever happen.

>>69419331
You'd still get submissions I think, just later in the match when someone's gassed or hurt. Basically, if someone ever chooses to go to ground, it's because he knows he can get a finish.
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what happens when fake wrestle vs ultimate fiesta clowns?
>>
how can a grown adult watch wwe. i seriously dont understand it. it is the most boring shit its not even entertaining.
>>
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN
MY NAME IS PAUL HEYMAN
>>
>>69419230
So is it agreed upon by everyone that ever since Nose-man was reinstated, he became an unofficial UFC spokesperson?
>>
>>69419419
>sub faster
How would you do that?
>>
DC = MEME
CONOR = MEME

ALDO = GOAT
SILVA = GOAT

/heem/ BTFO
>>
>>69419452
20 seconds KO. it's coming.
>>
>double Brock
can't handle this
>>
>>69419338
>weak comp

Do people still not get how dominant dc is at 205? Dc can make ANYONE look like he made Silva and Gus and Rumble look, except Jon Jones
>>
Get ready for streams to start dying.
>>
>>69419482

I WOULD SHIT MY FUCKING PANTS DUDE.
>>
>>69419230
they should of made is Gegard vs dc. Gegard was trained and would've made a decent fight.
>>
Based Bork
>>
>>69419230

screw this jew, he could btfo by pena and took it like a bitch
>>
All these mandrama dags need to gtfo if theyre just going to bitch. There are no rehearsals un mma. Fighters dont get a script weeks before. This is why you retards got banished to /asp/.

>grown ass men liking that fake shit
>>
MANDRAMA
MANDRAMA
MANDRAMA
MANDRAMA
MANDRAMA
MANDRAMA
>>
brock will just maul him to death
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>>69419252
>>69419252
"nothing personell kid"
>>
>>69419289
no you little bitch. kill yourself.
>>
Dat obvious card reading.

Like he was on SNL or something. Guess he got too many cells knocked out to remember 5 lines.
>>
Should wrestlefuck be illegal?
>>
>>69419472
It's much harder to get a submission later in a fight than in the beginning. Sweat ruins grips.
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These based WWE ads.
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FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT HUNTO CAN LITERALLY MAKE UP FOR THE REST OF THIS SHITTY CARD BY WALKAWAY-HEEMING BORK IN THE FIRST ROUND
>>
>WAHHH DC SHOULD LET HIMSELF GET HEEMED FOR THE FANS
>>
pretty ridiculous that brock lesnar is their biggest draw and he just came back on a whim.
>>
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>mandrama faggots boo dc for wrestlefuck
>will now cheer brock for attempting to wrestlefuck

wew you fucking autists
>>
Can I get a visa to UK if I learn to say "I cum t" instead of "can't" and spend all of my money from the bananas I sell at the market on sundays on football bets?
Btw I'm a girl.
>>
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>>69419520
stop, shut up, it's gonna last
>>
diaz is fucking mentally retarded.
>>
>>69419379
thats where /heem/ belongs
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>>69419506
I would like to disagree with that, but it could happen
>>
is diaz special needs?
>>
>>69419582
y-yes
>>
>>69419565
No, but there should be rules to limit it as much as possible.
>>
NATE THE GREAT
>>
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>Nate
>>
WHY DOES NATE DIAZ SOUND LIKE HE'S DRUNK OFF HIS ASS
>>
>>69419616

haha
>>
nade diaz is literally a drooling retard. but i'd still like him better than that spudnigger
>>
>>69419446
no one watches the prelims
>>
>he aint alive
>i own all his shit
>>
lol Nate Diaz has about a 75 IQ.
>>
>>69419641

He's high AF.
>>
>>69419582
>Getting outstriked by an untrained opponent
>Full Camp
>Worked so hard

If you stand with someone fresh off the couch, and you lose after a full camp...then yeah...you deserve it.
>>
>>69419579

>implying he won't get F-5'd through the canvas
>implying he won't visit Suplex City
>>
Lol why does Nate always look so fucking weird

What was that posing at the end?
>>
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GOD
>>
hey guys why is cormier trying so hard to be kurt angle?
>>
>>69419616
My cousin says that he sells someone in Diaz's crew meth so I wouldn't put it past him to smoke it as well
>>
THE BEAST
>>
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Daily reminder to

>train gi 3x per week minimum

>Do triathlon cardio

>Box at an actual boxing gym
>>
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>>
R E P R E S E N T
>>
he's so drunk its great
>>
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>this niggas brain
>>
What the fuck did Nate just say?
>>
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>Implying Nate won't throw the rematch for a third red panty night
>>
Rogan is a manlet?
>>
>>69419616

hes drunk and high give him a rest
>>
>memegregor got BTFO by this fucking stoner

KEK
>>
Nate Diaz always sounds like he's got marbles in his mouth
>>
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>"fighting the real Brock Lesnar"

i didn't know there was a fake one
>>
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>tfw no prime sakuraba btfo bjj faggots
>>
WEEEEOOOOO WEEEOOOOO WEEEOOOOO

DUN

DUN DUH DUH DUN

DUN DUN DUN
DUN
DUNDUNDUN DUN
>>
Diaz has retard strength because he is a retard
>>
>>69419653
Nate's pretty smart, desu
He just can't articulate words the way he wants to
>>
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>mfw I almost paid for this shitshow
>>
Wait what? Guy is just babbling
>>
Not a fan of Diaz but I can respect how he presents himself as a simple guy. Never wears ostentatious clothing or talks shit to people.
>>
brock is only 5-3? the fuck? why is he praised so much?
>>
>>69419713
He's borderline dwarf.
>>
>i didn't get completly dominated by cain
>>
Who /bunda/ here?
>>
>>69419728
>U FUKN DONKS
>>
>>69419499
dive on submissions, actually i think it would be better for grapplers because if they go for a sub and end up in a bad position they only have to last for 30 seconds so they won't be worried about being held down the whole round
>>
>>69419713
yeah
>>
Nate Diaz is my boy

Kill or be killed
>>
REMOVE SAMOAN
>>
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BROTHER BROCKO
>>
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Is this fucker drunk or what?!
>>
APOLOGIZE
>>
Come on you guys. Offer your energy to Hunt. He WILL win. \o/
>>
>ywn fight in the ufc


actually feels bad
>>
Hunt is a legit monster
Brock cannot beat him
>>
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>tfw Bork is going to get wrecked by another chubby brown man
>>
Brock making excuses for the past

Brock making excuses for tonight when?

He's a dyed blonde Johny Hendricks.
>>
>Brock is a freak athlete

Yeah because he's on fucking roids.
>>
TIME
FOR
BORK
>>
>>69419688
My mate did coke with one of conors sparring partners last week and apparently conor is at it alot
>>
>>69419759

Because the guys he beat besides Carwin he literally fucking destroyed.
>>
Diaz eats in a high chair.
>>
>>69419759
I believe it has to be because he broke off Dana's cock in his ass.
>>
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hunt about to die
>>
>>69419778
He's shitfaced.
>>
I hope this roiding canacuck gets KO'd
>>
TOO

MUCH

JUICE
>>
>>69419723
He always reminds me of Mos Def in 16 Blocks
>>
RIP mark.
>>
>>69419759
He became UFC champ in 3 fights. Lost to 1 guy who popped for roids after.
>>
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>>69419764
>>
>>69419759
because he sells PPVs to casual mandrama faggots
>>
>>69419684

that's such a baller thing to say
>>
>>69419766
>t. Rick Rickerson
>>
MUH ILLNESS
>>
>>69419800
what about his 3 losses
>>
>>69419789
Nice, can't wait to take steroids and look like Brock Lesnar
>>
WHO

>going to sleep after the hunt ko

HERE?
>>
>>69419823
flat ass eew
>>
>mfw this was supposed to be a special event

looks like dogshit thus far rather watch an episode of the ultimate fighter
>>
>>69419780
SHOULD HAVE FUCKING OFFERED YOUR POWER TO ANDERSON SILVA
>>
bork chin to be launched into orbit
>>
is randy couture the guy that was HOF worthy when his record was something like 18-9?
>>
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HE'S BACK
>>
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>mfw walk-off gut punch KO
>>
>>69419728
I hate Luke Thomas' face so fucking much. He's such a fucking cuck-faced cock-muncher.
>>
>>69419767
>dive on submissions, actually i think it would be better for grapplers because if they go for a sub and end up in a bad position they only have to last for 30 seconds
Do you think it's a coincidence that people end up in bad positions? If you fuck up on a sub, you shouldn't pay for it?
>>
Hunt has taken a lot of shit but talks better than Liddell and Nate
Based Samoan genetics
>>
the stupid crowd is going to boo when lesnar takes it down lol
>>
BORK
O
R
K
>>
>>69419781

I know that feel brah but I still train and spar on the regular just to feel good
>>
Reminder that Sholler (or Anik) discussing a special entrance for Brock
>>
>>69419759
2 losses were due to illness, also his total career was really short, he trained for a few months and became champion really quick
>>
>>69419805
Fucking gross
Just eat it, goddammit
>>
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Post yfw Brock is about to get heemed this song starts playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cZ7ndjhhps and John Cena runs into octagon to knockout Hunt
>>
>>69419759
because he was the only fucking draw
>>
IF THIS WAS WAR, HE'D BE DEAD AND I'D OWN ALL HIS SHIT
>>
202 card btfo's 200
>>
>>69419823

>mewvment

Fuck, my sides.
>>
this will be a war

holy shit
>>
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5°C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS

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YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE

YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"

"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

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YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING

Brought to you by SquareSpace©
>>
i missed the diaz interview, can someone post it?
>>
Hunt is literally scared
>>
>hes gonna try to knock me out
>im gonna try to take him down

Well, that's pretty much it, folks. We can all go home now.
>>
AUSTRALIA VS CANADA

LET'S GO
>>
>>69419867
199 btfo 200
>>
>>69419844
>NO DICK
COME ON AUSTRALIA SAN
>>
Hunto
>>
>>69419805
i puked in my mouth a bit, bitch deserves a slap
>>
>who's ready for the one punch KO incoming?
>>
>>69419832
The revisionist history on Brock is silly. They're pretending Murr didn't even tap him when he was healthy.

I hope he gets KO'd just so we can forget about this madness forever.
>>
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>>69419774
wait I know why there's so many fags posting on /heem/ tonight. It's full of mandrama fags tonight because of Brock
>>
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
>>
Hunt looks good
>>
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>>69419823
>>
>>69419800
>Heath Herring
>Fucking Destroyed

Princess Holm could beat that nub. He's victories are against post-crash Mir who has been straight ass, old man Carwin on the way out the door, and Heath -The Punching Bag- Herring.

Give me a break.
>>
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>tfw bork gets killed within 15 seconds
>>
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>>69419843
>It going to be ugly guys
>>
broke gets koed in 1
>>
>>69419877
it was incomprehensible
>>
>>69419826
excuse me m8, but in times of war there would have been no break at the end of Rd1 for Nate to recover and Conor would have killed him right then and there
>>
One of, if not, the worst NWA song, ever made
>>
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>>
Block Reznor gonna weeen. Aso.
>>
>>69419835

He lost. Hence why I said the guys he beat.

Read, faggot.
>>
Hunto gonna see his abusive rapist dad's face in Brock
>>
LET'S

DO

THIIIIISSSSSS????
>>
>>69419882
MINI USA VS MINI AUSTRALIA LETS GO
>>
Guarantee Brock doesn't even make it out of the first round
>>
Someone post Aldo webms
>>
FUCK YEAH LET'S GO BORK, DO IT FOR PROWRES
>>
Please knock him out Hunto
>>
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Tbh the last fight was so shit it's drained my hype for Bork a bit
>>
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>>69419877
>mumble
>mumble
>mumble
muthafucka
>mumble

There you go anon
>>
>>69419897
who's this munster
>>
EXPRESS YOURSELF
>>
CMON BORK WRESTLEFUCK THIS COCONUT BACK TO KIWILAND
>>
MY BODY IS READY
>>
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Who /TeamSamoa/ here?
>>
BORK HAS NEVER BEEN IN UFC WITHOUT HIS DISEASE

HERE COMES THE PAIN
>>
Can somebody explain why Brock, an unranked figher, is not walking out first? wtf
>>
>>69419922
yea im wondering how bad he lost in his losses
>>
100 dollary doos on Hunto in under a minute
>>
>>69419846
you pay for it for 30 seconds, i wouldn't even mind if it was a minute max on the ground. but something needs to be done to eliminate these boring stalemates on the ground
>>
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>>69419903
>>69419906
>>
THIS FUCKING ENTRANCE SONG
>>
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>implying this wont be a work
>>
>>69419892
that was one of his first actual fights, it's not surprising that he lost, but he beat him the second time around.
>>
>>69419908
this isn't war, it's a sport
>>
Brock loses by TKO in 3 seconds
>>
where's Happy Heyman?
>>
>>69419759
He's a freak of nature and people love to watch him fight. Very few Brock Lesnars in the world.
>>
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>mfw Bloodzeed hasn't buffered once tonight
>>
>>69419926
Kek
>>
>>69419909
have to appeal to whities somehow
>>
Brock Lesnar is a republican, hes a cheater, he has the personality of dry toast, hes a man drama sideshow act, hes the worst

Mark Hunt is australian, definitely not a republican, overall good guy, real MMA vet

No contest who real fight fans are rooting for
>>
>>69419879
Hunt is scared of no-one
>>
>>69419882

lol
LET'S GET IT ON!
>>
>BORK losing to this fatass
>>
>HUNT KO FIRST ROUND

>HUNT KO FIRST ROUND

>HUNT KO FIRST ROUND

>HUNT KO FIRST ROUND

>HUNT KO FIRST ROUND

>HUNT KO FIRST ROUND
>>
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>"BOOOOOOO DC is gay for taking him down"
>"Yaaayyyyy my Brock is so brave because he's shooting for takedowns"

Mandrama faggots, ladies and gentlemen
>>
METALLICA
>>
BED TIME INC
>>
THE /ASP/ FAGGOTS ARE GONE IN LESS THAN 20 MINUTES
>>
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>Mark Hunt's walkout isn't How Bizarre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY

what a disgrace
>>
yes bork we can see you fuckin hodor idiot
>>
>ENTER SANDMAN

BASED LESNAR
>>
OH MY GOD

ITS FUCKING TIME LADS
>>
ENTER SANDMAN
>>
>>69419877
re: connor
>he aint even alive, I own his shit
>>
So what's the real reason why he switched to Canada?
>>
>metallica
>>
>>69419899
>Carwin
>victory

lol that fight should have been stopped when Brock was getting his ass beat and covering up like a scared little girl
>>
OVER/UNDER 90 secs of fight time

PLACE YOUR BETS NOW

NO CHANGING

im going under
>>
>>69419954
a work?
>>
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IT'S TIIIIIIIME
>>
>mar cunt
>>
EXIT LIGHT
>>
>Metallica
>Not his WWE theme

Garbage
>>
is brock a meme?
>>
hope we see some blood this fight
>>
>>69419892
They're just making a promo dude. There's no such thing as an honest promo.
>>
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>enter sandman

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>you will never come out to Death Grips
>>
WHAT'S UP NIGGA
>>
ENTER NIGHT
>>
where's sandman with the kendo stick?
>>
>SINGAPORE CANE MATCH CONFIRMED
>>
enter fuckin sandman
>>
what does mewvment mean
>>
DU DU DIRI DU

DU DU DIRI DU
>>
>not his wwe theme
>>
REMOVE SAMOA
>>
BORKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>
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ITS SANDMAN

ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW
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>mfw it will be a triple threat with John Cena
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>not using his wwe theme

damn
>>
Who /suplexcity/ here?

Why is Brock playing Enter Sandman? Isn't his music the DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN song?
>>
OFF TO HEEM SLEEPY LAND
>>
I thought he was walking out to his WWE song?
>>
TIME FOR SUPLEX CITY!!!
>>
ENTER NIGHT

EXIT LIFE

HERE WE GO
>>
>>69419947
Obviously because he's vastly more popular you moron
>>
ENTER SANDMAN
>>
Why isn't he using his WWE theme?
>>
FUEL GIMME FIE GIMME DABAZABAZA
>>
>walking out to system of a down

you have got to be kidding me
>>
EXIT LIGHT
>>
>>69419983
Hahahahajaha hes coming out to his wwe theme
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>>69419992
Under.
Bork gets Borked.
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>>69419976
Leanar actually uses gnp m8
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>mfw when taima of all streams is ahead of the actuall PPV broadcast
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>>69419939
A ballet dancer from New Zealand.
He would heem Conor.

>>69419945
If he loses I can't wait to hear his excuse.
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FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS
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>>69419989
Free HealthCare

His colon broke his bank account.
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HOLY FUCK ITS SANDMAN!!!!!!!!
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>>69419980
daily reminder.
mma fans are wwe fans.
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DADAMMDAMMMDAMMAMDA
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OUR BOY
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>>69419992

>implying brock isnt going over
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>metallica
kyk lesner
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WELL HERE COMES THE PAIN
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bORK REPPING CANADA

BASED 2BH
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD-E-LDc384
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>>69419837
me famalam
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>he isn't watching the /woo/tube stream silky smooth 24 fps 720p
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ULTIMATE ALPHA MALE
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>>69419980
But then you're left all alone with Nunes
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>Not using his WWE theme
>Paul Heyman not his manager

baka this is why UFC is shit
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OMG GO CANADA
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MARK THE CUNT HUNT ABOUT THE TAKE A PUNT

FROM BROCKS FIST
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>Canadian flag
What a fucking traitor
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One of the best walk outs ever
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>>69419992
over
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>>69419960
the dude loses to a mexican who weights 50 - 60 pounds less them him - gets knocked the fuck out and then leaves the UFC. The guys is a shit fighter who has too much attitude for his own good
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>Inb4 another match of wrestlefucking
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>>69420039
enter sandman is his MMA theme
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ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW
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1st round heem by Hunt, 5 confirms
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>a fucking leaf
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Can joe only make autistic faces at the camera?
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>>69420041

>system of a down

IT'S OBVIOUSLY MEGADETH
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ALPHA BOYS
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>>69420025

I would actually be so fucking happy. That would be amazing, and I fucking hate Cena.
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lads

thats one scary motherfucker
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Anyone got a stream that doesn't suck?
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do stormfags still this leaf cromagnon mong?
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First fight im legit hyped about this card

This one can save 200 or seal its fate as a let down
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>>69419968
Brock can run a 4 40 you fat pussy
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>>69420062

80s metallica is the best metal ever
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A FUCKING LEAF
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steroids
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oh god its happening.
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>>69420055
Is cuz Brock going to sleep?
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HE BUILT A COMPOUND IN CANADA
AND MADE THE QUEBECOIS PAY FOR IT
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Greg Nelson~ for best coach
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>>69419951
That's sorta what high caliber grappling turns into. Loads of BJJ tournaments have matches that end on points. Hell, Demian Maia has loads of decisions, and he is a monster in grappling.
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>ENTER SANDMAN

Hunto is fucking dead
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brock is canadian
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Who else is eating a small snack right now?
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IM MARKIN THE FUCK OUT LADS
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HE'S A BIG BOY
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GET

IN

HERE

>>69418577
>>69418577
>>69418577

NEW NEW NEW NEW
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Brock by KO 45 seconds into the fight cap this I have the script for this fight in my hands.
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WHEN THE FUCK DID BROCK BECOME LEAF?
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>>69420010
YOU FIT TO LEARN ABOUT THE MEANING OF A BEATDOWN
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inb4 Brock goes down 30 seconds in
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Best music of the night
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B O R K
O
R
K
>>
FUCKING LEAF
>>
Where the fuck is the webm of Silva's liver shot lads
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>>69420078
t. mandrama faggot whose never watched MMA before
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GOOD LORD BROCK LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING TANK COMPARED TO THE REST OF THESE MANLETS
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>>69420105
No
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>>69420099
still what
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>>69420080
JUST LOOK AT EM

HE'S A FREAAAAAAAAAK
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>>69420104
Okay, dad
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>>69420101
same
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>>69420102
WWE stats aren't real
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JFC GUYS GUYS I'M MARKING OUT
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THATS A ROCKSTAR ENERGY

BECAUSE MONSTER WONT PAY ME NOTHIN
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>>69420105
Nope
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>implying he's clean
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CANADA
A
N
A
D
A
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BEST WALK OUT I HAVE SEEN IN A WHILE NOT GONNA LIE BUT HUNT IS STILL GONNA PUNCHFACE THIS NIGGA
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first time watching bork lazer fighting here, am a young lad
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>>69420088
>(You)
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>>69420122
good luck with your cancer fat fuck
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McGregor looked so excited ahaha
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A FUCKING LEAF
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>>69420098
http://www.wwe.com/wwenetwork
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>post yfw Bork gets koed before he enters the octagon
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why is everyone so old
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>BUILD HOUSE IN CANADA
>I'M A CANADIAN NAO!

dumb ass meathead
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>>69420081
>implying Mark "The Cunt" Hunt is gonna let this last more than 10 seconds
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>>69420107
i honestly dont care.
and look at him in highschool he was fucking huge.
>>
SUPLEX CITY BITCH
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>>69418523
I'm going for Mark Hunt
but as a former wrestling fan I want Brock Lesner to win

Tough choice..
#RIP BROCK

I think he's going night-night
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Brock Lesnar is Canadian now?
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>>69420070

>/woo/
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Anybody have a Livestream Link that you can share with a brotha?
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>tfw Hunt is going to suplex City
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man Enter Sandman got me stupid hype
>>
why does lesnar choose to live in the middle of nowhere? especially middle of nowhere in canada? arent there middle of nowhere places in north dakota or something
>>
If he loses, Bar him from entering the US ever again. Fucking wannabe Canuck.
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>>69420099
>do stormfags still this leaf cromagnon mong?

Can someone translate this from Abo?
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Can Hunt defend the double though?
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>>69420107
>>
>>69420098
42fe51591598d905ab011a9c8339150f8391dfa7

this hasn't skipped once, uk tho
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hunt's gonna turn this work into a shoot, brother. smackdown #1 draft pick.
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>>69420107
what a faggot. enjoy 'skatch you traitor.
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>>69419973
Dat pubic stubble
>>
>>>69420099 (You)
bandwagon*
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>muh cunt
>>
>repping canada

I HOPE YOU GET HEEMED YOU STUPID MAN DRAMA LEAF
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>>69420148
These are combine times. What are college stats?
>>
HUNTO

HUNTO

HUNTO
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>>69420122
I want an iced coffee.
>>
>THOSE STATS

MARK IS FUCKED, KEKED AND SHIT OUT OF LUCK

JUST
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WANT HUNTO TO WIN

m f w i t h i n k b r o c k w i l l w i n
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>>69420036
Conor walked out first against Chad. I just find it weird how they pick and choose when to show favoritism to fighters
>>
THOSE SHORTS don't look good on Bork
>>
>>69420132
>>69420135
What a sad life you have.
>>
>>69420188
it wasn't in the middle of nowhere enough and i think canada is easier to live in
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>>69420201
>mad that you cant afford a fortress in the woods
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>>69420181

fuck sable is ugg
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>>69420107
Wasn't Brock born in Oklahoma, or some shit? What is up with the Canadian shit?!
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bork confirmed lose for betrayal
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AMERICANS AND NEW ZEALANDERS

GIVE HUNTO YOUR POWER NOW!!!!!!!
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The reason he is fighting for Canada is because he lives there now on a farm.
>simple explanation
>he's a jacked white boy, deal with it
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/asp/ casuals fucking my stream reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Can anyone comment on the quality of paying for a Fightpass stream via a proxy? Not that I really want to pay for something when it's still illegal, but options are options.
>>
new thread when
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>>69420187
I'm fuckin' shaking here.
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>>69420237

True.
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>no WWE theme
>no Paul Heyman

Kek Vinny Mac got rused by Uncle Dana.
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>>69420273
\O/
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>106-5 collegiate career
holy shit, i knew he was good but that's stupid.
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>>69420269
Moved here a few years ago, 'cause he hates people and loves hunting.
>>
FUGG
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>block just falls down for no reason
dude loves to wrestle
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>>69420273
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>69420322
what part of "FREAK OF NATURE" did you never understand?
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>brock lesnar
>mark hunt

what is this year 2008
>>
>brock trying to pin him
>>
For "the biggest and baddest card of all time" this sure has been a night of boring fucking hugfests
>>
BORK SMASH BORK SMASH BORK SMASH BORK SMASH BORK SMASH BORSK SMASH BORK SMASH BORK SMASH BORK SMASH BORK SMASH BORK SMASH BORK SMASH BORSK SMASH BORK SMASH BORK SMASH BORK SMASH BORK SMASH BORK SMASH BORK SMASH BORSK SMASH BORK SMASH BORK SMASH BORK SMASH BORK SMASH BORK SMASH BORK SMASH BORSK SMASH BORK SMASH
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HERE COMES THE BORKS
>>
>Brock is outstanding at riding guys too
>>
FUGG
>>
>>69420328
its called Wyoming, hes a traitor.
>>
>>69420415
Rogan projecting again
>>
Brock smash face. Brock smash legs.
>>
BREK STOP
>>
GRAVITY SMASH
>>
goodnight hunt... ZZzzzz bich
>>
>>69420415
I love the "Yeah..." immediately by Goldie.
>>
HOLY SHIT BORK IS BACK LADS
>>
>hunt grabbing the cage like a lil bitch
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>>69420395
UFC 199 was so much better
>>
BROCK THE GOD
>>
cage grabbing cunt
>>
oh fuck hunto's head is purple.

he's going super saiyan
>>
>you can freely give brock your back because his retarded wrestling instincts will tell him to never take your neck
>>
another boring fight....
>>
I sure do miss when fighters used to be able to use roids.

Brock is reminding me of what they fought like
>>
what are you doing?

get

in

here

>>69418577
>>69418577
>>
>oh shit im getting punched better get up

why didn't he do that from the beginnng
>>
>>69420490
Mark hunt has no neck to take
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>>69420440
He loves our free healthcare (even though he complained about how slow it was before).

He also lives in a town of 300+ people. Regina is just the more recognizable town in Saskatchewan.
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>he blocked hunto's overhand right with his steroid mountain trap

fuck...
>>
dis nigga just lost 2 inches of his head width
>>
>>69420575
lmao
>>
Brock ain't gonna do it. He's looking weak.
>>
this is another black eye on mma
>>
19-19

This should have been 5 rounds, how are only 5 minutes left
>>
Worst 200 numbered fighting event ever
>>
I can't believe I stayed up for this shit.
>>
>>69420744

utter garbage
>>
>>69420713
If these guys went five rounds today, they'd literally die.
>>
DA CHIROPRAKKKKTERR
>>
>>69420769
1.5 bings until bedtime. Fuck the bitch fight.
>>
Side choke (katagatame) on the way.
>>
Holy shit what a boring trash fight.
>>
LOL @ MMA, so boring.
>>
bork just turned dis nigga into a speedbag lol
>>
Brock killed UFC. Disastrous night.
>>
worst card of the year?
>>
ARYAN RACE = MASTER RACE
>>
That was some sad, sad shit.
>>
wow glad i didn't pay for this.
>>
BROCKKKKKKKKK
>>
Brock uniform fetish confirmed
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MUUUUUURIIIIIICAAAA
>>
From Sea to Shining Sea edition?
>>
ROFL MURRICA
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>>69421175
kek
>>
FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA EDITION, FROM ONE WHIT BOY TO ALL WE GUTS TO STICK TUUGETHA!!!!!!
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>>69421015
Abysmal. Never again UFC. Never again.
>>
Didn't watch it, was it worst than Kimbo vs Dada 5000 or whatever his name was?
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>>69419873
HOLY SHIT BRUH
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>>69418792
We boo when Cormier does it because he literally sits on his opponent and suffocates them with his fat.

He doesn't make anything out of it, he just does it to score cheap points, effectively abusing the retarded scoring system that needs to be removed or overhauled.

I'm sick of takedowns having so much bearing on the judge scores when nothing happens as a result of them. I could see if there were submission attempts and legitimate ground and pound but he literally sits on the guy for 15 minutes.
>>
>>69424233
yeah the takedown itself should count, but what happens after that should be scored separately, laying on top of your opponent shouldn't count as controlling the fight and i think some fighters do it simply because they have no other game plan and try wait it out for the decision.
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