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Nice music edition:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjDrEdEzfQc
>>69418456
>tfw I couldn't find in Youtube the song I wanted to use ;__;
>>69418565
I got you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK9gY3VLKU4
>>69418456
tfw started a Wrexham save
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZDUEilS5M4
comfy first round of cup is comfy
I WILL BE THE BEST MANAGER IN THE WORLD
>Hey whats that thing on my desk
>Pinch the thing between my thumb and finger to pick it up
>It was a moth. Was
Sorry, moth.
>>69420034
I would love to have moths in my desk tbH. I'm being invaded by ants and I fucking hate them.
Messi on suicide watch.
>>69420172
It wasn't moving so I just thought it was a bit of fluff. Then it squirmed :/
>>69420034
F moth
>>69419776
I thought this was belgiums new thread post?
>>69420821
this picture is so wrong in so many levels
my right winger just won the ballon d'or :3
>>69422086
...and my left winger won the European Golden Boy award
>>69422147
Just like Raheem Sterling.
women's teams to FM17 when?
mma to /asp/ when?
>>69423474
this
based ausGODS
Tfw i play like a manager on FIFA 16. kek
>>69423474
>playing an FM where the USA are good
Too weird desu.
>>69423720
>underpaying the better USA team
yes pls
>>69423706
what does that even mean
>>69423900
He doesn't hire scouts and just goes by FUThead ratings. Sad really, he's been looking for 99 Overall Messi since December.
>>69423968
FUThead has ratings on regens?!?!?
>>69423991
>playing for more than 3 seasons as teams that aren't the City of Citey, PSG or Juve if you're looking for a challange
>brand new £16 mil CB is directly responsible of 2 goals getting past us
Motherfucker better just be learning the system.
Told myself I was resigning if I didn't win the Champions League this year.
Think I might need to sort my CV out sooner rather than later.
>>69424698
>Everton
>>69424734
They finished 9th last year but won the Europa Shiney Vase.
do you ever follow the careers of your academy rejects?
>the team of broken dreams
>>69425068
no, i never last that long
>>69425767
Christ I think I would commit suicide if one of your scouts was watching me. Either that or retire immediately.
>>69425785
That's not my team, you silly sod.
THIS is my team!
Also not pictured in the Stoke squad were Ciro Immobile and Christian Tello. Literally JUST united.
>>69425972
How'd you sign Hazard?
>>69426038
Beginning of my fourth season I started with about 60 mil in transfer budget and Chelsea were languishing in mid table. Activated a 48 mil release clause after selling a mouthy 20 year old for 40 mil to Dortmund. He's on bonkers wages, but until his heel exploded in the last 5th of that season he was doing very well indeed.
Also Embolo and Hazard are supposed to be swapped.
>>69426201
His brother Thorgan is pretty decent as well.
>>69426535
he is beautiful, just like his tictacs
>tfw its only halftime
who is going to get a second yellow
>>69426742
No one. Rooney gets a straight red.
>>69426742
time to fine the greek 18 year old BBM
>>69426762
Bonnet next.
>>69426535
>Marquinhos and Lukaku
is he trying to go bankrupt?
>>69426535
Not enough treqs
>>69426771
fortunately the next one was Barilla
>3 goals in 4 shots
>only one classed as a half chance
lucky us
>>69426801
do you have an affiliation with a team in your own league?
>>69426810
Yeah, is there any way to get rid of this?
Practically it serves no real purpose but it is annoying
>>69426810
>>69426850
I have the same thing playing as Bordeaux in Ligue 1 with Angers SCO being affiliated and in the same league
this game is RIGGED!
RIGGED!
FUCKING RIGGED! RROOOOO!
>>69426850
I always just assumed they would auto-cancel when in the same division
>>69420821
>Di Maria POTM
>>69427055
I think that long-term deal bit prevents it from being cancelled
>>69425068
If I'm in a mood for feels.
>>69425068
>leaves Italy for Slovakia
that's a JUST right there
desu lads, this game sucks now that Pokémon GO is out. why waste your time on clicking continue and not doing anything when you can go out and catch Pikachu? I hate this game now.
do you know of any good FM guides
>>69427805
try the first pastebin in the OP
>>69427818
thanks
>>69427859
winger, la'
Will he become world class? My scouts were giving him 4 stars.
>>69428186
did you pay 17m for him?
Lads it's February 2017 in my save and I've found a player whose contract expires 30/6/2017, but it's not letting me approach to sign him on a free transfer. Can't you usually do it if there's 6 months or less left on their contract?
>>69428422
I am shitting with money and I was pretty desperate to find some promising striker
>>69428186
maybe you could show us the news item when he arrived, might be some info hidden there
>>69428552
England has a restriction against that when both clubs are English
"Without a rather sizeable increse in our fan base, moving to a new stadium could bring more problems than benefits."
>won CL twice
>balance: 1 292 968 389 euro
>average attendance: 99%
>sellouts: 15
why
>>69430001
The 1% ruining it for everybody once again.
last 4 games are palace, stoke, watord and villa. will i survive?
>>69430001
Visitor team supporters' sector
>>69433007
Good luck.
Don't choke like chin anon did in his title race.
>>69433007
>all those liverpool and bournemouth manager movements
>>69433007
also
>arsenal winning four in a row
>the top 3 performing players in the league are fullbacks
>>69433274
in the first 4-5 seasons I had in serie a the top 15 be all full/wingbacks...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36758074
>Bradford City are confident of signing Blackpool goalkeeper Colin Doyle after triggering his release clause of £1.
>Doyle's release clause is thought to have been put in place to ensure the ex-Birmingham goalkeeper had options in the event Blackpool were relegated.
kek
>>69433644
>£1 relegation release clause
>Paul Scholes has lead Wolves to promotion to the prem, two back-to-back 10th place seasons, and are now 3rd, halfway through the current season
This is the promotion season lads
I can feel it
So will you guys apologize when Ronaldo wins the game?
>>69434839
But Ronaldo retired
>>69435004
I think he means Fitnaldo
>>69434839
Now you make me officially support France.
>>69435053
>>69435074
Predictions? How many goals will Griezmann get?
>tfw I can't get anything but hoofball to work but playing hoofball every match is boring
This is the worst performance I've ever seen from a striker desu
>We had 14 shots and only 1 (one) on target
>This striker had scored 4 goals in 3 games prior to this
>>69435226
Worse then heskey?
>>69435163
you won't be able to get players good enough to do something besides hoofball if you don't get results
>>69435331
Heskey was a decent player in his day
I just don't understand, Ganz was on fire and then he puts in this performance
>>69435413
Once in a while, the sun shines on a dog's ass.
I really hope that American anon didn't got to the River-América de Cali match, it got suspended because of the flares and the smoke.
>>69435114
Enough goals to show his dance moves.
>>69435746
I was the one vaping up the smoke storm
Reminder that the USA will win the Copa before missi
>>69435800
Don't worry, he'll win the 2018 WC. But he'll miss another penalty.
>>69435800
>international play
>trusting Missi
pick one
>>69435114
1-0, a last minute Payet 30 yarder to end any chances of him joining Real.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36757719
>When Western New York Flash could not use their usual home at Rhinos Stadium for a meeting with Seattle Reign because of a concert, they put forward Frontier Field - a baseball stadium in Rochester.
>They won 3-2 in their temporary home on Saturday but there could yet be repercussions over the venue choice as the visitors from Seattle got rather less than they bargained for - specifically, a pitch on which the touchline was only a few feet from the edge of the penalty area.
>The skinny pitch at Frontier Field measured just 58 yards across, according to Seattle's boss
Play narrower amirite lads?
>>69436693
posted that in last thread with
>when you have no long throwers
>>69436693
>conceding 5 goals on a bowling alley
>British idiots shout stupid things inbetween 2 men hitting a ball over a net the sport
>>69436865
>2 men hitting a ball over a net
But this isn't your FM save
>>69436865
>GWAN MUREEE
>[Polite clapping]
Such an odd sport.
>>69436048
wouldnt that just seal the deal though
>>69437065
depends who he scored for
>>69437065
>Implying Ronaldo would sanction the transfer if Payet scored the winner
>>69437292
if cr gets pissy they'll just sell him to PSG for 80 million and get pogba along with payet
>>69437471
And then Arabs and Mexicans will stop buying Real Madrid merch and move on to PSG.
That's not how Florentino does things.
>>69437571
CR is getting older and older
soon he slows down and god forbid starts balding and his merch value goes down the toilet
buying pogba w world record fee would make him very marketable, though his problem in that department is, unironically, that he's black.
u wot. Agents are getting out of control.
>>69438189
I don't think (at least I hope so) that agents dictate clubs' transfer demands
does he have a release clause?
>>69438189
>31yo
>269mil
Worst agent
>>69438189
>value 650k
>>69438242
>>69438263
>>69438323
This is what they are actually asking for. Unless it should appear here, I have no way of knowing about his contract or release clauses since he's out of my scouting range.
>Uruguayan agents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRQ8GH2nO84
Red Cards after the whistle in FM when?
>4th league match
>already given 3 pens
t-thanks
>>69438907
the London Yokohamas seem to be embracing their name with those Korean names on their kits
>tfw you get offered 14m for RAW PACE
Might have to reject.
>>69438984
That's Chinese.
t. knower
>>69439077
t-trolled ;v/
>>69439102
>letting him take the 3rd penalty
>>69439102
>ever gave him the 3rd penalty
Holy...
>>69439152
Cat
>>69438907
>Needing like 6 manlet chinks to hold back one angry hue
Man why am I nervous?
Have I really been kidding myself saying I dont support portugal in the sense of supporting real?
They will not win it but why do I want them to win so much ;-;
>>69439323
because you'd rather see all those "french" players bring up the quality of your continental championship
>>69439356
would be the feel good story if france won it
terrorists dont stop them, backstabbing blackmailing strikers also dont stop them
And yet I want cr7 to win it...
I wish to sleep until 2morrow 2bh.
If poortugal win it it will be so nice...but if france win it the ABCR7 crowd will be out
>>69439323
can you explain the psychology of a foreign real fan? how is it physically possible to feel anything towards them, or any other huge team for that matter? why do you follow them?
>22 years of age
>six injuries on international duty
wew
>>69439416
>terrorists dont stop them, backstabbing blackmailing strikers also dont stop them
don't worry, strikes will
anyone that has been to France for 5 minutes would want Portugal to win
>>69439453
France as a country is a shithole but their players and the general style of football they play is better than Portugals and that is why I want them to win.
>>69439453
>been to lisbon
>want france to win
>>69439494
>>69439453
2bh both are fair points
just want to say to whoever it was i replied to last night
>betting against brock lesnar
>>69439477
What did you expect a small country to play like? I'm sure you were rooting for Iceland like everyone else and they played like shit every game.
>>69439417
serious answer:
No affinity with a team in Suriname. all shit amateur teams, id say most matches get 50 people watching at most.
Football is in decline in the country
That really is not the reason but just to sketch a background in the state of football in suriname.
Most people watch football from la liga epl and serie a
Most people fans of barcelona
My dad fan of real madrid,watched them since I was a kid so you just you know, it grows on you.
You get favourite players some stay some go.
I cna understand if people go all boo bandwagoners etc and couldnt you have chosen a team that is more difficult to support etc.
Sometimes you cant chose, its a feeling
So yeah thats my main reason, been watching real for a good 19 years now?
>>69439477
I want Portugal just to prove how silly this tournament format is. A team with no wins in normal time until the semi final winning the whole thing.
Also, 2004 Greece win, 1992 Denmark win, the dodecannual meme team win tradition must be upheld.
>>69439577
But West Germany won Euro 1980 and they were not a meme team.
Although Belgium were runners up so meme teams making the final is maybe a thing.
>>69439563
>tfw go to bar in town
>Copa America finals on
>everyone is cheering for Argentina because of Missi
>cheer for Chile because of my goat Chilean regens
>>69439563
fair enough
>>69439577
I think it's duodecennial
>>69439577
>>69439637
And Yugoslavia runners up in Euro 1968 losing to Italy.
Safe to say if your nation doesn't exist any more then you were a meme team. So yeah meme finalists is the pattern.
>>69439637
Smarmy answer 1:
West "Germany" doesn't even exist anymore, how is that not meme?
Answer 2:
*since 1992
>>69439686
I googled it. Still couldn't find the correct answer. You're probably correct. Mine is Greek, yours is Latin.
>>69439699
>combining greek numbers with latin year
spotted the tabletop RPG player
Goalkeeper: Andre Blake
Defenders: Matt Besler , Laurent Ciman, Keegan Rosenberry
Midfielders: Kaka, Darlington Nagbe, Andrea Pirlo, Giovani dos Santos
Forwards: Didier Drogba, Sebastian Giovinco, David Villa
How will the MLS All-stars aka old man team fare against Arsenal in pre-season?
>>69439637
>>69439690
Does this mean Portugal will disappear?
>>69439771
Yes
this is so out of place
>>69439771
with the new EU supernation, yes
>>69439756
Mitebcool desu.
But I thought that last year and stayed up late to watch it only to be very, very bored. The couple of years prior to that were pretty good though, Pep chimping out was fun.
Gotta think that midfield and attack is decent enough but defence and goal pretty shaky so might be good for a few goals.
this reminds a lot about something
>>69439867
classic brazil
>>69439878
Don't ruin your flag like that, butters.
>>69439878
>"now twice the economic dysfunction for the price of one!"
>>69439878
You mean "TSUn"
>>69439925
the flag is already ruined, red and yellow is the worst combination I can think of tbH.
A flag is just a symbol after all anyway, it could be anything. I would prefer the Cross of Burgundy tbH.
>>69439947
I keked.
Does going to club matches as an international manager provide any benefits at all? Seems like a waste of time tbqh.
>>69439971
I actually like the spanish flag
Very oldish and royal, when you see it you see tremble
if you are a pirate
>>69439971
GOAT symbol coming through. Just look at it.
>>69440014
Officially it gives you a chance to see them play as real life international managers would do but realistically no, you know their attributes and that is enough.
>>69440077
desu they should have that plastered on the front of their shirts
>>69440046
the flag isn't that old, it's been like this only since around 1850. Pirates trembled when they saw pic related, not the one we have today.
>>69440077
gotta love that uruguayan sun
>#Portugal Starting XI; Patricio; Cedric, Fonte, Pepe, Raphael; Adrien, William, Mario, Renato; Nani, Ronaldo
pepe starting thats a relief
>>69440139
oh, well I tremble in me boots arr m80
>>69440246
What an absolutely mediocre team
>>69440139
>gotta love that uruguayan sun
Don't compare ours to their inferior version.
>>69440283
uruguay one is much better in me opinion
the rays of yours are so thin and long
also ugurguay face looks so smiling and inviting
>>69440246
>pepe starting
>>69440312
>ugurguay face looks so smiling and inviting
they got that legal 420 going on.
>>69440356
he has been their goat this tournament
griezzman get ready to be demoted to griezzboy
>>69440312
>looks so smiling and inviting
That's the opposite of what you want. Look at this motherfucker.
>>69440356
kek
/trb/ - Vexillology edition
>>69440395
he has really nice legs though
>>69440395
>implying Pepe won't be demoted to being Pepe
>that getting old feel
>>69440623
>played for Ireland instead of Englel
good lad
Redders is cheese af at the start of FM16, makes sense that Southampton signed him irl.
I suppose there's no hope for him, or my AssMan has shit in his eyes. I suppose on a global scale that only two of the yuffs I've poached haven't developed is a decent success rate. Unlike the previous one, I'll wait for him to be labelled "HG" before selling him.
>>69440665
Not only did he play for Ireland, but he's won more international tournaments than England.
Well that was fucking annoying
>FM16 shit the bed and froze my entire computer
>Had to reboot
>Game was uninstalled for some reason
>Reinstalled
>Steam kept saying it was running when it wasn't (same problem I was having with FM13)
>Uninstalled
>Reinstalled
>Same problem
>Put save files on a USB
>Unistalled FM16 and all documents
Finally got it working again, wasted valuable trollball playing time.
>>69440801
o i am laffin
>Watching the Euros final when you could be watching bears fishing live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtUucAcQoaE
>player has a £9m release clause
>sell him for £8.75m + 50% sell on
>>69441446
Best you could 2bh.
Won the Gold Cup for the 2nd time in a row
Jamaica gonna win FIFA
>>69441446
>tfw his knees explode and he goes to Slavplab Biliblac United for £500,000
god damnit, we were seeded as well
>>69441265
ty based anon
I'm not even sure Composure matters for his role, but:
>Tendency not to properly fulfil his marking duties
>Marking ±10
>Concentration ±13
I kinda feel it does... or he has shitty hiddens.
>>69441940
but he's 20 and gone to atletico madrid
>>69442124
>Leadership
>Bravery
>Aggression
>MACHO
Bravo Miles!
>moYES
He looks perfect for cutting inside purposes, but Lazio is on him and his club will want shit load of cash. Fuck me.
>mfw they are all brazilian
>Lawro doing BBC co-comms
they couldn't find anyone better than this miserable old git?
COME ON SISSOKO, get Rafa an extra few million you useless knob
>>69443388
Is it not Danny Murphy?
>>69443658
yeah my bad, it's Murphy.
So it's a miserable young git instead.
>>69443654
Tournaments are great for him, just needs to get his 2-3 good games in a season there and everyone thinks he is not shit.
>>69443654
>>69443755
I still have great difficulty to believe he plays as a AMC in England.
>>69443388
5 Live commentary, dingus.
RIPnaldo.
Kek Payet hasnt made a tackle all tournament and then deds Ronaldo
I love the MLS AI. A second round draft pick for my two best players
Reminder that Sissoko got 4 (FOUR) assists in one match against Norwich
Nice save. I always liked Rui Patricio, though I think I like Griezmann a tad more.
I'm new to FM and I'm wondering, which version should I get? I'm reading reviews on Steam saying FM2016 is shit and I'm confused
>>69443904
He doesn't, he plays as a winger for some dumb reason although he constantly bangs on about how his best position is CAM
>>69443904
He generally plays as a winger because somehow he's less of a waste of space there than in the centre
>>69444143
>Listening to Steam reviews
>>69444143
Most people in here will say get 15.
>>69444078
Ha, I'm at basically the same date in my game and Jovetic is starting for PSG.
There's no way Payet will stay in West Ham.
>>69444143
I think you can try out the demo fro FM16, see if you like it.
>>69444369
Every sign points to the fact that he will, actually. They're competing for CL football next season.
>>69444233
Nice I was surprised to get him so young but Man City didn't sign him to a new contract for whatever reason and he actually came
>murderballing opposition's best player 10 minutes in
top tactics mr deschamps
LMAO
>that fucking moth landing on Donaldo's face as he cries
my sides
That moth kek
Fug, I actually feel bad for Tsunaldo.
RIP Ronaldo.
I'm loving this.
>France using the kill Ronaldo tactic they used in the world cup 98
Surimeme BTFO
>>69444520
He'll be a nice signing in FM then, anything less than 18 in long shots and set pieces is a mistake.
>MOTHNALDO
>>69445002
>tactic familiarity 100%
>>69444839
Me too. Fuck Portugal, absolutely despise them cunts.
Do us proud France
>>69444706
>>69444724
>>69445075
Wemb, please.
Will Pepe go full rertard now
>>69444755
It's brilliant writing, really.
>>69445273
inb4 griezman ded in retaliation
>Ronaldo's ego insisting he plays on
>>69445060
here
>Inb4 it turns out this is all staged for the film
>>69445066
>implying you'll be able to get him for less than 50m in FM
2 GOATs legend ends in 2016.
RIP Messi and Ronaldo.
I'm glad he's injured
>quaresma on
was this actually a huge mistake by the french?
>>69445683
Possible Zlatan end
>>69445483
Fucking kek. It was trying to console him.
>>69445317
>>69445493
"Ronaldo 2" when.
>nani as a captain
I thought this was the Euros final, not the Ronaldo pity bowl 2016?
>>69445683
A thousand keks are coming from Messi's cell right now.
>>69445766
yes, Quaresma is the real GOAT
Also, inb4 Ronaldo eats his sorrows away and become Fatnaldo 2
>>69441953
>tfw drew PSG as Tromso in 2016
just buy and play Mikael Ingebrigtsen all day long
>>69445971
>CR7 as a captain
Well, Abdul, at least Messi could last 120 minutes.
This ruins the final, honestly. If Portugal wins Ronaldo didn't help and if they lose it'll be an eternal what if
Is there really no better ref in Europe than Clattenburg?
>Payet kills Ronaldo
>Steals his place at Real Madrid too
s a v a g e
>>69446280
dozens, but for some reason he's the designated big final man
Has Sissoko always been this good?
>>69446280
Not really tbqh. He's simply the best there is now that Webb has retired.
>>69446643
"Samuel erm titty"
Not a fan of this pronunciation
>>69446229
>If Portugal wins Ronaldo didn't help
this is the best case scenario. Portugal winning and it being a team achievement rather than "Ronaldo's Portugal win!"
>>69446833
Newcastle fans must be triggered right now.
>>69444642
Dude wasn't a DM for naught.
>>69446833
he only has 2 or 3 performances like this a year.
Newcastle are riddled with players like that.
>>69446833
He's fucking wank, Deschamps just loves obedient players like him and Sagna.
>>69446833
>>69447152
He is complete shit for 90% of the games he plays.
Oh, no, not Giroud too!
>>69447606
this is masterful
>>69447606
lmao
>>69447606
wew did you make the 'on paper' one too?
>ronaldo hurt
>Quaresma hurt
who is next?
>>69447801
NANI?!
>>69447771
Yeah, I've made all of them so far. Fancied this meme to take off but its not gone as well as I'd hoped.
Probably doesn't help I only post in here though.
>>69447842
>wingers
>when the computer bluescreens during transfer activity
>>69447801
Mothra destroys the entire stadium and kills everyone in injury time.
>>69445629
I'll just give me the money with FMRTE. :^)
>>69447993
don't forget the extra cash for his wages given he's on 6 figures irl.
>>69447908
is there a compilation of those somewhere
>>69447937
>bluescreen
Do it for your country, for your fans.... for TSUUU.
>>69448067
I haven't done many, maybe just over half a dozen but I can post them all.
1
>>69448095
I mean, windows 10 literally still has bluescreens with an error message and a sad emoji once your computer crashes. I don't know what you're getting at here. I applied for a work permit on a jamaican and bam, computer crashed.
>Figo crying
>the French clapping like the Iceland fans
Disgusting.
And where's Abdul?
>>69448444
But Ronaldo's an inside forward :^)
I feel like dying right now
>>69448067
6
And thats it
Portugal can just lose this shit final for all I care.
I'm done.
>>69448780
>>69449026
The worst kind of fan.
>>69448780
>>69449026
commit TSUUUUICIDE
>>69449162
Literally came to drink his tears.
>>69448780
Time for TSUUUUUUdoku.
>computer crashes
>i now have to negotiate ridiculously large transfer fees to atletico madrid AGAIN
>lost my new dutch LB who wont rejoin me
he he he kill me
>>69448880
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
>>69449415
Hey, at least you aren't >>69449026
>>69449475
expected better from you F12
>>69449652
Why?
But maybe I still want to Portugal to win.
Fuck that french "man" who injured ronaldo.
Seriously I'm going to be writing death threats myself if I see that guy carrying the cup.
>>69449652
why
>my mum said Portugal should have got a penalty and Payet should have been sent off for that tackle on Ronaldo
>tfw my mum is Abdul
>yfw the damage from that injury prevents Ronaldo from ever being able to tiptoe again
>>69450164
Maybe somebody should do it to Zaza
>There's a Radio 1 commentary
>They're reading out tweets from someones cat
What does this mean?
>>69450578
Moths like salt.
They will also go on salty socks.
In Ronaldo's case his salty cheeks.
>>69450632
>salty socks.
>>69450632
>salty socks
>>69450706
>>69450825
If there are butterflies in the area and you go running and your socks start getting soaked you can often get butterflies on them
Holy shit one of Steve McClarens "Coach" is tearing down Sissoko on twitter with Joey Barton and an analyst from Huddersfield
Based
>>69450949
link
>>69450706
>>69450825
>What is sweat
>>69451048
/Joey7Barton then look for the reply from Steve Black
I hope Portugal gets refballed desu
>>69451123
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perspiration
>Perspiration, also known as sweating or diaphoresis is the production of fluids secreted by the sweat glands in the skin of mammals.
Here you go.
>payet out
literally why
Portugal actually managed to get their shit together once Ronaldo is out.
Guess he was never needed after all.
>>69450147
Thanks for the latest blog post :^)
>>69450937
>you can often get butterflies on them
That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about sweat or butterflies to dispute it.
>>69451430
2bh ronaldo is worth having just for the nervousness his presence creates in opposition defenders
>>69451430
>Guess he was never needed after all.
Wasn't that obvious? The same happens in Real Madrid. They play for him, and as a result the collective performance of the team goes to shit.
>>69451507
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mud-puddling
Some butterflies like sweat because it contains salts.
Zzzzz...
>>69451596
he doesn't create any anymore
>>69446841
>Webb
>Good
>>69451612
I actually understand I just wanted to quote IASIP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn0uYtCScsw
>>69451705
>a player who's the biggest set piece threat(except direct FKs) in the entire tournament and one of the best poachers doesn't create nervousness
the opposition always has to keep a focus on him, which allows players like nani a bit more room
>Greasekid
>You now realise Greaseman is the European Higuain
>Greaseman
>>69451917
>the biggest set piece threat(except direct FKs)
What did you mean by this, exactly?
>>69451813
IASIP
Good taste.
>greaseman
>>69452102
he scored a corner vs wales so i guess he's good on the setpiece this tourney? lol
>>69451430
>>69451611
Because he's played as a quasi-poacher.
They should just drop Ronaldo deeper so he can learn technicals again.
He's regressed technically and has become a wannabe of his old self.
He can probably still be saved but if he keeps being a poacher he's going to drop hard as fuck.
He'll keep scoring a lot but it will go at the cost of his team.
Messi will likely be able to transition to a deeper playmaker.
But Ronaldo is going more forward every season, once his physicals start dropping hard he'll become a benchwarmer for most top division teams.
Poachers don't tend to be the kind with longevity.
>>69452102
see the goal he scored against wales for reference
he's insanely good at headers inside the box
>>69452079
>Not the french Giroud
>>69452166
>>69452227
He's good at headers then, not set pieces. Or heading set pieces, I don't know.
>>69452167
Basically this. You can't be Abdul, he was saying the opposite of this the other day.
>Tfw can't watch the final
Am I missing anything?
>tfw we were probably going to see the most TSUUUUU posts in /sp/ history tonight
>based Payet saved us
>>69452420
Nope, it's been utter shit. 72nd minute, only 1 or 2 shots on target in total.
>>69452420
Ronaldo's injury was the only interesting thing that happened. The match is shit.
>>69452420
Ronaldo committed suicide on the pitch
>>69452420
not really, maybe you can make it to see the penalty shootout
>>69452420
Match ended when Ronaldo ended.
Greaseman was funny but nothing else besides that.
Portugal is just not the same without Ronaldo to meme.
>>69452420
You could have not watched the whole tournament and not missed much.
>>69452419
>being good at getting at the end of crosses doesn't mean a player is a set piece threat
why is giroud still allowed to play at such a high level? he is fucking shite
>>69452772
he somehow has a respectable goal record despite being shit. It's insane.
>>69452772
He's basically Grant Holt but younger, French, and less handsome.
>>69452772
Just think about France's other options upfront without Benzema.
>>69452772
>>69452836
>>69452905
he's good, you little bastards
Is Le £100mill man still on? Haven't seen him since the first half
>>69452969
If strikers were only allowed to sit in the box and score with their heads, giroud would be decent at best
>>69453073
(You)
>>69452770
I think a native English speaker should settle this. To me, a set piece threat would be a player who has a high chance of scoring from free kicks and who can always place the ball on one of his teammates in corners, etc.
But that's just the way it sounds to me.
BASED LLORIS.
>sissoko still on
Holy shit based Lloris
I unironically rate Nani
>>69453185
so we were arguing about semantics
kante on when
>>69452721
>>69452487
>>69452680
>>69452541
>>69452586
>>69452559
That's comforting to know. Won't be able to watch shootout either. Can only shitpost here
>>69453345
did you miss EBAM?
>>69453133
You're aware I'm talking about Pogba and not Ronaldo right?
He almost got lucky with that
>tfw your favourite regen scores his frist hat-trick
He has 6 goals in 5 matches and he's not even that good. Yet.
>>69453298
>so we were arguing about semantics
Yeah.
>>69453375
No, nor EBHW
>>69453783
You didn't see them or you didn't miss them?
>That headlock
A good regen from Suriname, who wasn't formed at a Dutch club. 2rare4me
>that almost GOATnac
>>69454054
>suriname
>black
Holy shit, Portugal has been lucky.
>>69453882
That was quick.
>>69454054
>Tijuana
Drug Mule spotted
Giroud would have scored
Olivier "the Postman" Giroud
>>69454388
>(You)
France to choke on benulties then
>30 more minutes of this
Why not just say everyone loses and end it now?
>>69453882
Didn't miss them. It was basically a choice of tennis or football and I cared more about the tennis today
Ah good for Ronaldo, don't like him in general but nice to see him going out and giving them all a little chat.
>penalties
>the deciding penalty hits a moth in mid-air, slightly changing the ball's trajectory, fooling the keeper
>>69454691
>moths circling Ronaldo who just gives a wink to the camera
>>69454558
Iceland to be given the trophy considering they scored against every team they played?
>>69454832
>Give it to Iceland so Englel can say they lost to they champions
Bit obvious that
how good is LLoris in penalties?
>>69455175
Never seen him take one m8
Thank heavens for that. I can't imagine anything worse than Pepe clinching the winner.
>>69454691
>>69454785
>Ronaldo 2: Lord of the Moths
Coming soon to a theater near you.
>Ronaldo jumping up and down with no problem at that missed Portulel chance
Should've played on lad
>>69455409
He's a cunt but he has real heart and gives his all for his country. A bit like Terry.
>>69455072
No, the bait is give it to wales so England can say they beat the champions
is Coman just a pacebabby?
interesting yellow card
>Pogba in charge of not over-complicating play
>>69455578
Giggs you mean
>>69455578
I wouldn't want him clinching the winner either desu.
>>69455942
>Giggs
>giving it all for his country
>>69455716
He is a glorified pacebaby
>>69455889
classic neymar
>no card on Pepe
>>69456048
So, is Bale better than Giggs?
>>69456366
I mean Giggs is around 42yo
>>69455942
>Giggs
Wasn't he always conveniently injured when it came to International matches?
>Ronaldo player/manager
Diving fuccboi shit house prick.
This is so unfair. We dominated the whole match.
Video refs when
England's Brave Mark Clattenburg fucking up a lot of calls desu
FUCK
Ronaldo would have shot that one in kek
>>69456772
it's your tactics
>English refereeing
>wrong handball
>>69456772
No, THAT was unfair.
FRANCE NO
GOOOOOOOAL Portugal
THE ABSOLUTE CALIPHATE OF FRANCE
HOLY SHIT
not bad for a swansea reject
>France
Better surrender
FUG
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FUCK THE FROGS!!!!!!!
top lmao
PLEASE equalise France
>Framce
YES YES YES
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>69457159
Well fuck
>team that shouldnt have made it out of group stages ends up winning
This whole tournament was anti-Hungray
Germany or Italy would've won this. Stupid frogs.
YESSSSSSS COME ONNN PORTUBROS
>>69457990
Such a great joke. UEFA have outdone themselves in the scriptwriting on this one.
>>69457929
eder scored one of the goals of the tournament out of nowhere
also umtiti and lloris couldve done better during it
>>69457990
It is disgusting. They will suggest it was a good decision to change things but they really, really should not have allowed so many teams to get through from groups. Really terrible.
seeing Ronaldo almost crying celebrating that goal was quite heartwarming
>>69458343
from salty tears to sweet tears
mothbro must be loving this
can't believe this shit team are going to win the euros, jesus christ
>>69458458
but england didnt win
Portugal only won against Wales in the 90 minutes, right? And they didn't even win a match in Groups Stage?
What was UEFA thinking.
>>69458458
Well on paper France are the much better side but on paper Portugal are the better side
How many goals did Eder score this season?
>>69458575
1-1 iceland
0-0 austria
3-3 hungary
>People that say that Portugal dont deserve to win are the same that said Iceland or Wales deserved to win
>>69458694
none for swansea and then a handful when he went on loan to lille
>>69458694
7 for Portuguese one
12 for Italian I think
>>69458769
>I know this because I am psychic
>tfw can't tell if Ronaldo is sincere right now or just playing up for the media / his own ego
What if the moth was God?
>>69458769
if iceland hadn't scored against austria they would've been on the same side of the tree as france, germany etc.
this is the future you chose
>>69457990
>UEFA will claim this is a good thing for 3rd place teams to qualify
>everyone else will know how shit it will be worth
>>69458214
Has anything been made over there about the fact you guys won Wimbledon today?
IT HAPPENED
they actually did it the absolute madmen
top kek @ this
wp Portugal tbf
I'm so happy for Ronaldo he has at least an euro cup and he can still smile.
I really am
>>69459083
I don't know, but I'm kind of happy for him. Just look at how he was crying and how he had to be subbed out early into the game.
Besides, no one likes France.
>>69459376
>Has anything been made over there about the fact you guys won Wimbledon today?
what
We'll done neighbours
>>69459747
CR7 > Messi
Although we all knew that already.
>>69459771
And he took his shirt off. Why the fuck did he take gis shirt off.
>>69459885
A Finnish guy won the mixed doubles
Still don't like Ronaldo much but nice to see him winning here though I would have preferred a France win.
>>69460176
Maybe if missi was injured he wouldn't have choked away the title.
Though Ronaldo would have scored that freekick so no choking would have happened on his side anyway.
The question on everyone's lips:
Will the moth lift the trophy??
reminder to not let the shitposting take away our general
>>69460389
wew, apparently he did
nobody follows tennis here though
>>69460608
462 posts, doubt we're safe.
>>69460520
>Ronaldo would have scored that freekick
It would've hit the wall, m8.
>>69460810
>that flag
Stay salty.
Landon Donovan is more likely to win the Copa America twice than missi will win it once.
>Ronaldo celebrating with Clattenberg
Conspiracy
>>69461387
but the ref helped the french though
>that guy trying to take a photo with his iPad but repeatedly missing the button
>>69461157
kek, here are my thoughts >>69459771
Besides, actual fans of football here don't care about the NT. I'd rather my team won anything than Argentina win a WC.
>slippy D
Reminder I predicted this before the semi-finals
>>69460738
Hence why I was curious
just happy smug french cunts didnt win anything
>The French babies who won't put their medals on
Fucking sad m8s.
>>69462059
this desu.
Somehow this French squad is less likeable than a Portugal that has Pepe, Ronaldo and Quaresma.
>>69462216
its hilarious how murderballing ronaldo helped in favor of portugal
>>69462069
Yeah I wasn't sure what was going on with that but I figure it might be a sort of "We came to win and we lost, not gonna proudly wear my 2nd place prize and act like we did a good job" sort of thing rather than just being cunty.
>>69462069
Happens at every tournament m8
Will Greaseman retire? He's lost three finals in three years.
>>69462069
>>69462390
This isn't new, a lot of teams do that. There was a player that just threw his medal away after receiveing it, though I can't remember who.
>>69462627
Mou.
>Eder wasnt even in the front row of the trophy raising
Disgusting
how long does it take you guys to create decent tactics
i suck at them
>>69462608
>lost to Ronaldo twice in one summer
>>69462627
>Eder
>Didn't score with an 'eader
>>69462627
I think Cañizares did after losing his second UCL final. He later said that his dream since he was a kid was winning a UCL.
>we are not saying they dont deserve it
>but they dont deserve it
Winning with parking the bus is better than losing silly pundits.
>>69462818
Just tinker like a madman and try not to do silly stuff like no wingers but choosing to play down the wings
>>69462884
That's a rare dream, makes him very unique.
>>69462818
About 30 seconds.
>>69462828
Europe's Messi. Next you'll hear about his tax evasion problems.
>>69462818
Pics?
>>69463173
It's not rare at all. My dream as a kid was becoming a footballer and winning a UCL. Pretty much the dream of every footballer must be winning a UCL, I figure.
>>69463401
Shaken not stirred
Absolutely fuck off BBC
>Robson-Kanu
>>69462818
Just play 4-4-fucking-2
>Robson-shitu winning goal of the tournament
Way to ruin a perfect end to the tournament fags.
>>69463143
>Just tinker like a madman and try not to do silly stuff like no wingers but choosing to play down the wings
Are you kidding me? This is the most broken tactic in FM16.
>>69463610
Literal rigging. Refuse to believe 2 of that panel of 3 thought that
>>69462818
Just tinker like a madman and try not to do silly stuff like playing wingers
>>69463509
>>69463610
>>69463723
What goal would you pick? I'm honestly asking, I can't remember even half of this Euros.
>>69463610
>a team winning 1 (one, same number as the shittest England team in 2 years) game lifting the trophy is a perfect end
>>69463856
Shaqiri
>The tournament is not going back to 16 teams
Welp, that's the end of giving a shit about the Euros then.
>>69463856
1. Shaqiri
2. Payet
3. Hoolahan
>>69463856
Shaqiri hands down.
>>69463856
Shakira
I do like the BBC montage at the end of tournaments though
Someone make a new thread, quick
>>69464184
>Saying this and not doing it
Now we either all wait and die or get 3 new threads at once.
Just fucking do it next time, nobody gives a fuck about the quality of the OP image
>>69464184
>nobody gives a fuck about the quality of the OP image
this is the worst thing i've ever read
>>69464184
There is no rush tbH
>>69464290
>Now we either all wait and die or get 3 new threads at once.
I always go to make one but someone (usually MiniCooler) beats me to it
>nobody gives a fuck about the quality of the OP image
[citation needed]
>>69464373
>Being a newfag
numerous times we have had "/trb/" scrawled on a blank page in paint as the OP
>>69464499
And that was disgusting.
