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UFC 200 stream link: findminecraft.com/UFC-200_720
Upcoming events:
7/9: UFC 200 - Tate vs Nunes [FP Prelims start at 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, FS1 Prelims start at 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST, Main card starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST]
get hyped lads
Brendan Schaub THE god
First for Condit
Anderson will win
be real
BORK SMASH
FINAL EMBEDDED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1oTmRO8ivw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1oTmRO8ivw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1oTmRO8ivw
>The average /heem/ poster is a 5'9" and under manlet white male who weighs between 180 - 200 lbs.
REALLY makes you think. So you're all pretty much Big Pigg clones. Are you also balding?
>>69404245
cheers for the stream link m8
Haha, great thread Sir.
>>69404299
>white
>johny hendricks
In Schaub we trust
>>69404260
Schaub Bless
>tfw heem is 80% balding obese manlet virgins
>>69404316
Hendricks has Dutch, German, and Native American Otoe tribe ancestry.[61][62]
I'll sit here and see Northcutt destroy my nigga.
>>69404260
>>69404334
not championship material
>>69404335
you finally found a group of people you can get along with
>>69404245
Based stream
thanks lad
>>69404294
fuck sage youve got a fight tonight get out the bath
>>69404357
I think you'd be surprised.
>>69404360
>XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>69404335
damn Samar bringing the yoga fire
>ETD
>PTD
>BST
>AM
>PM>ETD
>PTD
>BST
>AM
>PM>ETD
>PTD
>BST
>AM
>PM>ETD
>PTD
>BST
>AM
>PM
PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
>>69404347
>dutch and german blood
>manlet
what went wrong
>>69404368
I'm not surprised, motherfucker!
Can you name one single fighter who's had a bigger drop off since USADA than this man?
>>69404282
>no Eugene
>no king Nate
Dropped
>>69404387
Too much venison.
>>69404368
You're right, shlub winning a belt would be very surprising.
>>69404386
EDT = east coast of US
PDT = west coast of US
BST = british time
>>69404397
>when the chemo hits
>>69404365
DO NOT PROVOKE SAGE YOU MERE MORTAL.
>>69404397
Str8 outta Munchausen
>>69404386
So I told that teachin' lady, the only three letters I need to know are C E T
>>69404386
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-200-fight-pass-prelims
Here's a countdown timer m8
EMBEDDED IS OUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1oTmRO8ivw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1oTmRO8ivw
>>69404397
Thats just painfull to watch man, damn.
>>69404386
in 14 minutes the earliest prelims start
>>69404386
Its not our fault nobody cares about siberian time zones, Artyom.
>>69404397
Jesus it looks like they just dragged some random office worker out of his cubicle
>>69404397
>Hendricks in my parlay
H-he'll hydrate, right?
>>69404435
You're off by an hour, dummy
>>69404387
otoe tribe ancestry
>>69404455
don't worry he's got that secret hamburger tech
>>69404465
fuck
The designated tea break is officially:
The Sage Northcutt fight
>>69404397
someone explain
>>69404455
He's in Vegas. By the time he gets to the octagon, he'll have pure bacon grease flowing through his veins.
We're gonna see a new level of Pigg Rigg.
>>69404501
He missed the weight.
International fight week is ravaging my body, rarely felt worse than this
>>69404427
>Silva weighed in at 198
>Fighting a guy who could barely make 205
This is pride levels of freakshow
>>69404500
but thats not the wmma fight
>>69404511
206*
>>69404245
based stream lad
When' is the Yuka Kinoshita x DC crossover happening? She already did one with epic meal time guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dxqlXPyDl4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhEHf2v53LY
>>69404501
he drained his weight but not enough (he's forced to lost pay over 0.25lbs off the mark) the fact he couldn't drop that little extra and the way he's fucking shaking indicate he is on the brink of fucking dying
>>69404509
>not being a NEET who can adjust his sleeping patterns for UFC
>anderson silva could be the ufc heavyweight champion of the world within 12 hours
FINAL STRAWPOLLS!
>Do you have a beard?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10707835
>Are you balding?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10707813
>Have you ever had a gf
http://www.strawpoll.me/10707852
>Do you trane?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10707870
>Have you ever done the naughty?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10707886
>>69404511
Reminder that Fedor fought Hong man choi in his prime
>>69404555
It's not for the title you goof.
>tfw need to get up at 8am tomorrow
thats its boys im not going to sleep
I have to trane at 8am and then go work
will I survive this
>>69404245
make sure you include that stream in the game thread, im leaving and coming back for the main fight
>>69404511
Iirc Hendo weigh in similarly for his fight with DC. I think thats a fair indicator of how this will go. Silva is extremely unpredictable though...
>>69404553
I'm on holiday, I tried and failed, on 8 hours of sleep out of the last 72 hours, my insides scream
HAVE THE PRELIMS STARTED YET LADS?
I'M SO HYPE
>>69404540
Didn't the doctors tell her to stop eating so much shit already?
Claudia really just played womanhug yesterday didn't she?
>>69404565
DONT VOTE IN THESE POLLS ITS A SHILL TRYING TO GET OUR INFO
1 FUCKING BONG
>>69404583
Does it matter
Guys UFC 200 starts in just a little bit
its here
>>69404578
i'm not making the gamethread goof
the british guy handles those
>>69404540
You know, I get why its a fetish, but watching people eat does nothing for me,
>>69404568
if he wins does he get a legit title shot while jones is out?
>>69404568
Cormier also isnt the heavyweight champ you goof
>>69404545
He's losing 20k minimum over a quarter of a pound. That is how fucking lazy that fat shit is. He'd rather give up a decent car or a down payment on a condo or something than work off a goddamn value menu burger patty.
>>69404555
Thanks doc
>>69404609
she's going to die
Daily Reminder to:
>train gi 3x per week
>do lots of cardio
>box at an actual boxing gym
>>69404609
me likes
>tfw after tonight it'll be another 6-7 years till UFC 300
>Tate almost missed weight
kek what a whore
>>69404609
disgusting
>>69404397
Hendricks' team said the shaking is a wrestling weigh in thing. Supposedly it makes you a little lighter on the scale.
>>69404600
ess normal
>>69404645
>Implying we won't reach UFC 300 by 2018
>>69404625
You know, I kinda feel like DC could probably beat stipe
>>69404628
Yup. I love him but it's ridiculous. Can't wait to see how he handles middleweight lol
>>69404545
>>69404628
Didn't dana say if hendricks missed weight one more time he was gonna force him to go up a division?
>>69404648
you sound like a sexist shitlord
Reminder that Brock is a traitor to our great nation.
>>69404645
>Another 7 years till we see Brock again
ahh speaka the portaguesa
>>69404645
you did not take into account the increase of events every year between ufc 100 and 200
Gadelha won Round 3 how did people not see that
>>69404693
Uuh that's japanese bro
>>69404692
pretty sure brock will be dead by then
hes on zyzz/kimbo levels of roids
>>69404609
Why can't asian people be normal?
Jesus christ, they can't even eat food properly.
Also, the state of those fucking teeth.
>>69404704
we had eyes
>>69404691
is he autistic?
>>69404682
Yes he did.
>>69404680
Rockhold, Jacare, Romero, Wideman, Bisbong.
He's fucked.
>>69404691
Worst tattoos in the UFC
>>69404720
hes redneck, which is like the opposite of autism
Why doesnt big rigg just go full bald, never understood balding men who bother keeping hair. First sign of balding on myself i shaved it all off
>Mfw if /heem/ was a person they'd be Johny Hendricks
1 bong lads
>>69404737
It's a beautiful cock, u twat
>>69404619
can he ko'ed Demetrius Johnson?
>>69404691
why would he do this
>>69404669
From what I understand his boxing simply hasn't reached that level, hence why no one thought he would beat Jon.
But I see it definitely being competitive.
>>69404752
>implying I'm not Roy Nelson
>>69404455
consider your parlay firmly in JUST territory
>>69404752
we beat GSP lads. heem is the greatest.
>>69404766
cause hes a cunt
>>69404334
post yfw you let a commentator talk you out of pursuing your dream.
keto cucks
>>69404245
stream lagged a bit, but watchable
>>69404704
oh yeah bro those wall and stalls were def dangerous compared to the combos joanna was dishing out
>>69404245
>you will never be the little spoon to his big spoon
life is suffering
are you watching the fights with your gf?
>unironically putting your money in the hands of bigg pigg
>>69404788
are you kidding. sage would DEMAND little spoon. hes the definition of little spoon
>>69404795
Yep
>>69404282
AHHH
>>69404795
with my granddad though
>>69404766
$$$$$
He may look like a meathead but he has good bussiness sense
>>69404752
we'd be Rin
>>69404795
yeah, she's playing right now on my other monitor
>>69404795
>heem with Girls
that would be the worst experience ever
55 bings until heemmas lads.
>>69404691
Best heel in the business.
>people actually think the jungle chimp won any of the last three
>people actually think there weren't 10-8s
see through or just sheen?
>>69404766
He's been living Canada for a few years now
>>69404752
we are Jon Jones
>>69404795
Nope, but if we're hanging out during a fight card I'll turn it on for bouts that I think would be entertaining for her (i.e. high chance of KO, spicy banger). She's always really sweet about it and asks a lot of questions and sides with whichever fighter I'm pulling for.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10707993
http://www.strawpoll.me/10707993
actually heem related poll for once
>>69404691
he shit talked canada as a third world nation so much when he was sick lel
>>69404282
>Tfw will never watch fights with Frankie Edgar and some screaming New Jersey guido manlets in tank tops
Why live?
>>69404824
Having watched the last 2 cards with my girlfriend, I can resoundingly confirm that watching MMA with women is annoying as fuck.
>>69404719
>>69404787
two takedowns and she rocked JJ
>>69404299
5'11" Hispanic male here. I weigh 175
>>69404310
Same lad fuck
>>69404895
CHICANOOOOOOOOO
>tfw UFC 200 is hours away
I want to watch it right now! Maybe if I sleep it'll get here sooner.
>>69404895
CHI
>>69404714
kek weebs BTFO
>>69404909
Ya tu sabes
>>69404879
There's something very satisfying about someone like Bork or Ubereem getting fucked up by someone like Cain or Hunt
>>69404913
>people who don't use a picture
>>69404913
>you now realise some autist has entered every possible outcome on here and will screencap the one that turns out to be right
if Miesha is ever over the weight, she can always take her tits off
>>69404947
*out
>>69404795
I can be your gf tonight ;)
Guys, how do you feel about Anderson Silva defending his belt successfully for 11 times and then loose that way against Weidman twice, not being able to win a fight since then? How can you go from the best to nothing so quick?
>>69402659
>literally being a 189er
>>69404913
ooh boy here we go
>>69404839
round 3 was close
I found Aldo's deviantart page
>>69404947
>Hello doc? Yes I need an emergency breast reduction ASAP
>>69404260
I haven't been on /heem/ in a while... making my return for Based Bork...
when did Schaub become a meme?
45 BINGS
I REPEAT
45 BINGS
WERE IS THE HYPE?
>>69404913
yes, my ironic picks are locked in
>>69404955
post feet
>>69404888
Checked
And holy fuck that lion...
>>69404509
Bottle o Bushmills does the job
>>69404969
schaubs been a meme for like a year, shortly after he got btfo by rogan a couple autists decided he was their god
>>69404969
He's not. A few autists just force it.
what do you think he's doing right now?
>>69404956
>all these people saying he hasn't won a fight since
>beat nick diaz
>fight got overturned cause he popped but seriously who fucking cares
>implying everybody else isn't on PEDs and just hasn't been caught yet
>Not to mention, unironically beat Bisping via rd 3 KO
Anyone has the stream page? I forgot to bookmark mine
>>69404999
cocaine
>>69404999
Steroids
>>69404975
H Y P E
Y
P
E
>>69404999
Cocaine
>>69404999
cocaine
Can Shaw beat Lesnar in the cage?
>>69404975
Why would there be hype? There's like one non meme fight on the entire card
Does clinching against the fence give you much of an advantage in terms of how the round is scored?
>>69404959
>garlic brad
>>69404999
cocaine senpai
>>69404890
Funny how you complainers would always brush over Claudia's near K.O in the first fight.
Shoe on the other foot yeah?
>>69405007
>unironically beat Bisping via rd3 KO
He didn't, sorry you're stupid!
>>69405032
""""""""""""""octagon control"""""""""""""""""
>>69404913
Hella picks right here!
Tate
Lesnar
Cormier
Aldo
Velasquez
>>69405028
yes
>>69404991
>t. 189er
>>69405032
yeah cause you can slip the judges a cheeky fiver through the mesh
>>69404941
>every possible outcome
Impossible
Who is the best urban fighter?
>>69404991
>>69404994
ah, ok... He fucks up every joe rogan podcast I see him on with his comments.
>>69404956
>not being able to win a fight since
Well, he's had it really fucking rough though m8. His first loss against weidman was legit (even though he was fucking around, he still got KTFO). But his second loss wasn't a "loss" it was a freak injury. His won his fight vs Nick, but it was overturned. So again, he wasn't beaten. Lastly, if you don't think he got robbed against Bisping, you have a screw loose
is this the most butchered card in not only UFC history but in all fighting?
I really hate when people make statements without even thinking about what they are saying, just trying to sound like what they know what they are talking about
>>69405053
better add yourself bro
>>69405067
yes. fitting for the ufc desu. started off GOAT but slowly descended into JUST
>>69405007
Yeah but what about the Weidman's fights? How can he be beaten like that after 11 fucking title fights?
>>69405068
I bet I could take you down.
- Anderson to DC
>>69405068
>Take DC down.
it wasnt supposed to happen like this.
rory should have beat robbie lawler.
conor should have beaten rda and got a ww shot
rory should be headlining ufc 200
rory should have been the one to put the memer to rest
What is the UFC going to be valued at after tonight?
HOW DO I ACHIEVE THIS MODE?
>>69404913
Miesha Tate
Mark Hunt
Daniel Cormier
Jose Aldo
Cain Velasquez
>you will never get to feel cormier take you down and give you his patented vacuum succ and pound
why live lads
>>69405065
>it was a freak injury
He was still getting BTFO during the fight, it's obvious Weidman was just a whole other level above him
>if you don't think he got robbed against Bisping, you have a screw loose
You're just fucking retarded then, clearly lost the first two, was losing the third until Herbal Dean fucked up yet again and snuck in a good knee
Yet somehow decided he was in the clear and let a punch drunk zombified Bisping shit all over him in the 4th round, but he won the 5th
It really is that simple for normal people
>>69405099
>rory
literally who?
Is Silva just showing up to get paid or will he actually try?
>>69404999
Molly and hookers
>>69404637
you forgot one thing
>>69405011
i feel ya pive
that stare-down
>>69405104
Eat enough beef to destroy your innards + steroids.
>>69405067
JON JONES VS DANIEL CORMIER
CONNOR MCGREGOR VS RAFAEL DOS ANJOS
BROKE LESNAR VS MAR CUNT
WOMEN
greatest card ever
here is the goofing png
>>69405108
too late
>>69405104
become a genetic freak
Something is odd with OP's stream link, anyone have a stream link?
>>69405104
roids, grow tall, get a shitty tattoo
hard mode to achieve to be fair
Miesha will be exposed again tonight lads
>>69405091
its not even that, of course the phrase taking DC down deserves its own green text, but its like his whole setence contradicts itself
Keep the fight standing... then take it to the ground.
Like, what? If he said keep the fight standing and avoid taking it to the ground, that would make sense.
>>69405119
>Is Silva just showing up to get paid
Yes
>will he actually try
I think he will and I don't think DC will go out of his way to humiliate him. It will look like light sparring, though I don't think he can beat DC even if he had a training camp.
>>69405119
>>69405119
probably just tries to survive
Injection site spotted lads
>>69405146
Vegas Dave bet $1 million on her
>>69405119
In the embeddeds he literally looks like he's just there to hang out and watch the fights. I wonder if he'll wear a t-shirt in the fight as well?
>>69405129
KEK the creepy dana slowly getting bigger and bigger in the background. at first i didnt notice him but then he was everywhere
>>69405068
kek, did silva ever even have a takedown heavy game?
>>69404565
>>Do you have a beard?
no
>>Are you balding?
no
>>Have you ever had a gf
yes
>>Do you trane?
no
>>Have you ever done the naughty?
yes
>>69405028
How would Big Show do in the Octagon?
>>69405146
I agree with this.
>>69405129
Why are womens staredowns always so cringy?
>>69405129
why didn't they kiss?
>>69405178
hed probably heem everyone in 1 punch
where the FUCK are the predictions? this is fucking unacceptable
I'll take over the job myself if that cuntbag doesn't deliver
>>69405099
oh oh the drinks are kicking in
>>69404600
jokes on them I'm not balding but shave my head anyway
try selling me conditioner now fucko
>>69405129
god ma dik
>>69405178
There's no super heavy division so...
>>69405068
I totally agree with this guy. Also, he needs to make sure he pressures DC, but keeps the distance. I think he should aim to stay in the clinch but mostly throw counters
>>69405178
How would Robert have done in MMA?
>>69404245
Why is it called heem?
what is the name of the dude who streams these fights..davetv, or edtv,, something like that ??
>based Hunt just repping a shirt on a wedding
I wonder if the UFC made him wear rebook.
>>69405157
look at his fucking brow line... he is on a shit ton of HGH to get that pronounced cranium.
>>69405219
his knees would have been heemed in the fourst round
picks: undercard edition
>zingano
>hendricks
>dillishaw
>northcutt
>lauzon
>santos
>miller
>>69405078
>add yourself
Fuck that my man
Lol just watched the weigh ins and i dont know how anyone can think the fat samoan guy stands a chance. Brock towers over him and looks in way better shape. Did the fat guy even train for this fight? I predict a brock lesnar KO in 1st round
>>69405195
Predictions are done and locked in pal.
Anyone got a stream?
>>69405222
it stands for hot erotic entertaining men
>>69405240
/b/ tier b8
>>69405129
those little woman fists
>>69405042
Under rated post
>mfw a former champion doesn't even get to headline a FS1 prelim card
>>69405146
speaking of exposed... there is a supposed pic of her weigh in from behind the towel. anyone have/see it ?
>>69405229
hes a jacked white boi, get over it
The main card might be a fucking mess but this could possibly be the best undercard i've ever seen, I'm fucking hype for this lads
>people debating whether Brock has been natty his whole life or not
Guys... really?
Just look at him.
Come on, don't be naive. He fails every eye test.
>>69405219
why don't girls dress like that?
>share your honest thoughts about 200
I am literally 99% sure I'm not gonna watch Tate/Nunes unless the other fights all go super quick
>>69405273
Has the event already started?
anyone near brighton looking to get heemed tonight? i wanna film it for /heem/
>>69404568
Damn all you do is call goof to others.
You now remember Amanda Nunes is the main event of "the biggest, baddest card" UFC 200
>>69405178
How would John Cena do in the octagon?
>>69405187
I know m8
kills me every time there's a woman staredown and it doesn't end with a cheeky peck on the lips
>>69405268
>yfw you're bryan caraway and you got the best seat in the universe
it just aint fair.
>>69405280
nobody is debating this
>>69405217
His best bet is a submission via headkick in the clinch imo
Who here /BuyingThePPV/?
>>69405296
>all you do is call goof to others.
Hahahahaha
You goof
>>69405281
Who's the guy holding the tape? he's fucking 9 foot?!?!!
>>69405282
I'm pumped
Nervous only because stream issues and I can't get Acestream to work still
>>69405117
rory macdonald
greatest mma fighter to come out of canada, ever.
>>69405317
i don't even watch the fights i just take the picks
30 BINGS
I REPEAT
30 FUCKING BINGS
>>69405219
His pecker must have been a foot long
>>69405303
You realize she is going to win, right?
Lol is this your fourst UFC card?
>>69405280
Seriously, I'm growing tired of the all the steroid delusion as well. The "everybodys on steroids" meme is pretty much accurate. It's all a matter of a). how much / what they use and b). how smart they are with covering it up
>>69405317
>tfw no friends to buy the PPV with
This thread is pointless without a stream link guys.
>>69405330
>to come out, and be from canada
ftfy
>>69405336
Check my picks, boy
>>69405282
>unless the other fights all go super quick
It really is casual central in here tonight. Even if all the fights end after 30 seconds, the next one starts at its fixed time slot.
>>69404245
gays make sure you don't go to the findminecraft stream link, it's actually a screamer and it will spook you like it did me so avoid at all costs. Tank you.
>>69405350
read the OP for a stream scrub
>>69405350
i was warned for advertising for posting a stream sorry bro
>>69405333
holy shit that is not a lot of bings left
i need to get my burgers ready
>>69404397
Its like he took a full hit of ebola with a side of zika and is seconds from death, what the fuck happened to him?
>>69405350
Ufc.tv
lads
lads
lads ive got a sick burn for brock to use tonight
you ready lads
he should call him mark CUNT
KEK
>>69405365
why post lies anon?
>>69405350
bellator.com
>>69405333
Thanks my nigga you doin' god's work
>>69405367
Already shit myself before joining thread
Does anyone has a Sopcast link? Also for the early fights upcoming soon?
>>69405065
I think that the bisping fight was really close, he was dodging most of the punches but didnt attacked so, i just wonder, how can you go from goat to a guy that gets beaten fuckin twice and now has to accept a fight in 2 days notice...
***
reminder to check the OP for stream links
>>69405350
ufc.tv
fox sports 1
check your local listings for "ufc 200 on ppv"
>>69405378
If anyone here lives in the Twin Cities I'll order the PPV with them :-)
We can even watch it at my house although it's a giant mess.
>>69404655
.......................
please tell me you are joking
ALRIGHT IF SOMEONE ROLLS DUBS BELOW ME I WILL BUY THE FIGHT AND STREAM ON TWITCH UNDER SOMETHING DISCREET
>>69405363
I was referring to, if they all go quick and I feel the need/urge to watch another fight. But like I said, I'm 99% I will not. Idgaf about WMMA, call me a casual all you want.
>>69405383
oh bongland, you so silly.
Wait I have BT Sport 2, says UFC 200 on at like 1 am, is that it?
>>69405399
looks like a pile of diarrhea
>>69405358
the best fighters are gay. rory, gsp.. the list goes on.
>>69405420
Yes
is pick guy still taking predictions? please?
>>69405433
Grand job, cheers
>>69405416
Just do it anyway .
>>69405401
218 here, If I started driving now I could come chill with you
Anyone else unironically post here every day but never watch the fights?
>WiFi just went down
I swear you cunt don't do this tonight
Got 97 of my buddies over
>>69405420
Yeah but it won't have the prelims
>>69405416
Check em
if Brock loses, will he leave MMA? Is his thing a one fight deal solely for 200?
>>69405416
Do it for Schaub. Also check em
>>69405416
Im sure they ban for that
>>69405417
So when it hits 12:30 am after the Hunt and Brock fight you're going straight to bed huh? Yeah okay I believe you.
>>69405420
Yes
But you'll miss the 3 Fight Pass Prelims
>>69405452
wait up lemme ring him and get back to you
>>69405452
He's not sure yet
>really want Edgar to win
>really want Aldo to win so he gets rematch with Conor and have the match they should have
Either way, Conor loses so I am happy, but I really don't know who to root for. I just want it to be a 5-rounder.
where the /heemspeak/ lads @
>3 a.m. start for europe
wew lads. top fightfans
>>69405466
Schaub fucking bless
>>69405466
Witnessed
>>69405416
>>69405466
There you have it
>>69405157
All this injection site spotted shit is retarded
I actually use steroids and they don't leave injection marks unless you get an infection, which you'd have to be an unsanitary moron to do.
Lots of ways to visually tell if someone is on steroids, but looking for injection marks isn't one of them.
>>69405483
>He thinks anyone at 145 can beat Conor
Jej
>>69405466
>>69405416
do it you colossal faggot
>>69405466
Schaub bless
>>69405452
it's to promote summerslam where brocks returns to his one true love of professional wrestling
>Mfw UFC 200 ends at 1 am EST
>Mfw that's when it's starting in Yuro land
kek
k e k
K E K
>>69405449
Its me, I do that.
>>69405472
I had to get up early pal, and have to get up early again tomorrow. You can let me know how Tate/Nunes goes, how bout that
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
- ALPHA BRAIN
- SHROOMTECH
- KRILL & MCT OIL
- PRIMATE CARE PILLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eUpf4f8LEU ←– HIT PLAY
>YOUR UFC THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES
FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
- Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
- Brought to you by SquareSpace©
cue the hempforce mustard
>>69405477
thanks britbong, I appreciate it
who knows, if his guts healthy he might stick around
who is schaub?
i feel bad for euros when the fights are in vegas
must suck i bet the rare times that its on at night prime time for you guys must be awesome cause it feels normal
>>69404969
I also imagine it also has to do alot with the fact that he's a very frequent guest on Rogan's podcast and seems like a pretty awesome dude.
>>69405334
2 feet erect, I'd imagine. As big around as a pringles can
>>69405322
Robert Wadlow, tallest known human ever. See >>69405219 for pics.
>>69405383
sleep tight snug samoan
>>69405529
If he wins his intestines are alright, if he loses he was badly sick.
>>69405531
Podcasting icon, T-shirt mogul, self-made millionaire.... Oh, and former UFC heavyweight contender.
>>69405416
>>69405466
Oi famalam where da stream?
how many of your 8-9 buddies have arrived thus far guys.
>>69405554
The natty mma goat
>>69405309
or the people in the arena in the upper level
>>69405526
if you watch the show on vimeo it cuts out the ads at the start
m8 i will 10-8 everyone in this sub if you don't post a stream when it starts, you've been warned, im a jacked white boy so deal with it
who here just getting back for the early prelims from playing pokemon go?
sage will have a belt before his 22nd birthday
Dana asks you to pick a new nu-metal/rock song for the PPV intro. What do you pick to get all the casual dudebros pumped up?
allright you fuckers
here we goo
WE ARE LIVE
how much trouble would someone get in if they used the john cena music as their entry song and then they werent actually john cena
>>69405600
I stick my fingers in my eyes
>>69405395
The dude is in his 40s, and he's also a fighter who relied on his speed and reflexes to be the best, which happen to be the things that start to decline first as you age. He just got old, even PEDs have a limit.
>>69405551
Yeah I only stay up for big cards but I'm not looking forward to not sleeping tonight.
No one sits home alone
and watches the UFC
You get 9-10 buddies over
Everyone pitches in $5 for the pay-per-view and you have a cheap night, it's not expensive.
>>69405600
limp bizkit - break stuff
>>69405600
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>69405572
ment for>>69405531
Picks are literally locked in. I'm going to sleep. Have fun goofing this train wreck.
>>69405608
oh you didnt know? your ass better call SOMEBODY
>>69405600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2eXICPPBdQ
only works if he lets me come out in the dino costume
done with my nap,
HOLY SHIT ITS LITERALLY TIME /HEEM/!!!
Which Anderson Silva will enter the octagon tonight?
Evens = Serious Anderson
Odds = Clowning Anderson
Zero = Maia Anderson
>>69405624
you mean no one sits home alone and PAYS for the ppv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eUpf4f8LEU
GET HYPED
>>69405369
if it is a free stream,. how could that be advertising... just like me giving my awesome predictions on tonight's card... anons could use to make and win wagers.
>>69405628
TWO
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
15 BINGS
I REPEAT
15 BINGS
15 bongs until Gomi time
>>69405645
Silva is sacrificing himself for the fans after popping for PED's, he feels bad.
He will let DC rag doll him and I'm sure give his back for an ez RNC
This isn't going to be a real fight like JJ vs Claudia was last night
>>69405527
He didn't pick up
>>69405624
>tfw not a single PPV pal
>tfw going to watch it at a sports bar
>tfw I'll drink canned beer and eat wings
>tfw I might have to sit next to some huge goof again
>>69405600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnixAXFhrrY
>>69405675
*bings
>>69405645
>Which Anderson Silva will enter the octagon tonight?
losing silva
>>69405551
>i bet the rare times that its on at night prime time for you guys must be awesome cause it feels normal
Actually I hate those cards. It takes away my whole day, whereas with late night cards like this, I'm generally not doing much at these times so it's just comfy.
>>69404798
that is depressing as fuck
holy shit
>tfw fightpass
>tfw fox sports GO
>tfw buying the ppv on ufc.tv
watching this whole card from top to bottom in HD. im so comfy right now.
how mad will you be if it gets stickied?
>>69405637
THANKS PREDICTION BRO
Who will be updating these with goof faces?
>>69405691
>>69404565
these fucking polls are making me think i might be too normie for the 4chins
>>69405677
Silva literally the messiah who will die for UFC's goofs.
Have we entered the age of heemkino?
Just purchased the PPV and prelims. Can you imagine being a poorfag? I can't.
>>69405624
>tfw watching alone and bought the $60 hd ppv because I have a job and I'm not poor
I'm excited
>>69405624
>admitting to your friends you watch this shitshow of a sport.
>>69405713
You.
>>69405600
Pink Floyd - One of These Days
>>69405731
>purchased the prelims
>>69405600
Bawitdaba Kid Rock
dubs, checked
>>69405637
so much samefagging
>>69405487
What are you talking about m8? It starts in 10 bings
>>69404245
THIS STREAM LINK IS NOT WORKING
>>69405736
can't do it m8. looks like we blew it.
>>69405734
Fighting is the most normal sport in the world kid.
WHO /FIGHTPASS/ HERE?
>>69404540
She eats so slow, how does she do it?
Would really like a stream link bros, wanted to watch the prelims
>ONLY 10 BINGS AWAY FROM THE GREATEST FIGHT NIGHT OF ALL TIME
MY BODY IS READY
Anyone think the Fireball Kid has a chance against Miller?
>>69405755
These american casuals only watch the main card.
>>69405731
10% off your 3rd PPV if you preorder the prelims
I found Brock's novel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eUpf4f8LEU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eUpf4f8LEU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eUpf4f8LEU
Tate
Lesnar
Cormier(?)
Aldo
Cain
Cat
Hendricks
Dillashaw
>>69405788
Miller is about to get HIIMU'd
>>69405801
that post should come with a laugh track
Vegas Dave, the guy who put $1 million dollars on Miesha has admitted he's been having some serious anxiety and stress days leading up to the fight.
>>69404540
wtf, thats bigg rigg tier level of eating
>>69405783
I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT
FACE THE PAIN NO ESCAPE CAN YOU STEP TO THIS?
FACE THE PAIN NO ESCAPE CAN YOU STEP TO THIS?
>teen girl in headphones sticking her tongue at the camera and licks her finger while looking intently at the fight
>you will never have a fitefan gf
why haven't you permaheemed yourselves, lads?
>>69404609
awkward and weird
>>69404913
Nunes
Hunto
Silva
Edgar
Browne
>>69405812
I would to if my whole facade was probably gonna be exposed soon
>>69405806
DC is the one you're not sure about lol?
>>69405637
>not using crying jones
Tate
Lesnar
DC
Edgar
Cain
i dont need no predictionfag
>>69405812
he's done goofed
>>69405813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK_RSqxmMeY
IM FUCKIN READY
ARRRRRRRRR
>>69405841
whoever goofs it gets to decide what's used
are there gonna be prelims on fox?
god how is megan olivi so hot
its unreal
Where's predictionfag?
\o/
may all streams be lag-free and fly under the eyes of Dana
>>69405859
do you think she tasted his special sauce?
>>69405872
yeah at 8 est on fs1
>>69405876
Renee > Megan
What is the best bet tonight?
>rousey vs Holm 2
>MacGregor vs Diaz 2
>Jones vs DC 2
>Brock lesnar (?????) vs hunt
>random women ft. The Return of Super Sage Northcutt
>UFC 200
Where the links at tho?
>>69405896
>Renee Young cuddling with Megan
Now that would be a good PPV.
Who is with acestream right now?
I just see golf
>>69405904
If you don't bet on Frankie you're basically fucking retarded
>>69405896
literally who?
>>69405904
Edgar is the favorite? lmao
>>69405599
I hope he can do better than that coke steroid cheat jon jones who is currently the youngest champ in UFC history
Any streams that arent screamers and wont get me buttfucked by the fbi?
>>69405881
he better not fuck it up, I'll /HEEM/ him if my picks are missing
>>69405904
FRANKIE, NUNES, TRAVIS
good money to be made
>>69405907
ufc.tv
>>69405904
Silva and Edgar
2
M
I
N
U
T
E
S
>>69405933
Doesn't work lad
>>69405895
ty m8
Lads I don't even know what to do
plz stay tuned guys
>>69405904
nunes at +210 is a travesty
>>69405904
Aldo > Nunes > DC > Browne > Hunt
>>69405949
Grab a beer
Why is there no link for the 200 prelims on Fight Pass yet???
>>69405944
u have to buy fightpass
>>69405961
dude alcohol lmao
HERE WE FUCKING GO LADS!!
Get hype for Brock " the Canadian Mountain" Lesnar!
WE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLAN
ITS HERE LADS
>He's not a jacked white boy
How do you even deal with it?
when do the prelims start?
>>69405963
its the red banner at the top family
>>69405963
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-200-fight-pass-prelims
Goof
>>69405967
>dude alcohol lmao
Spotted the faggot
HERE WE GO
>>69405904
E D G A R
D
G
A
R
whats up with the stream idiots
dont you fucking know how to use google?really?
>>69405812
that's what he gets
WE DID IT
WE FINALLY MADE IT TO 200
>>69404245
>findminecraft.com/UFC-200_720
DELET THIS
>>69405987
Fuck off Dana
HYPEHYPEHYPE
who the fuck is Amanda Nunes, has ronda beat her ass?
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>69405999
>>69405999
>>69405999
>>69405999
>>69405999
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>69405982
Who is this girl?
>>69404245
Damn I dont remember the last time someone got me with a screamer..
good job
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>69405963
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-200-fight-pass-prelims
>>69405980
>canada has to import american wrestlers to be relevant
>>69406011
Cat Zingano
I bet there will be twice as many sponsorships/ads during the event.
It's gonna be tedious, prepare yourself to hate Mike Goldberg's guts as he never stops talks about corn nuts
>>69404335
balding and virgin
Not too bad
>>69404245
>UFC 200 stream link: findminecraft.com/UFC-200_720
kill your self pls
>>69406011
Are you sure you want me to show you?
She will become your new waifu instantly
>>69406032
Seriously. I konow there's a webm of her dancing but whos is she?
THE FIREBALL KIDDDD
>>69406087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL3JKkossEI
she is a goddess, that is all we know
>>69405259
I'd let him one punch my prostate
>>69406055
yes please.
>>69406110
this does absolutely nothing for me.
Am i gay?
why is the cage floor yellow?
Buffer slaying with the white jacket
>>69406175
yes
>THAT PISS YELLOW CANVAS
GOD DAMNIT UFC
>>69404299
>tfw 6 feet and 170 pounds
I'm basically wonderboy
>>69405499
Yea, but what are you using? Pinning test and taking orals? Cause that won't cause these marks.
Are you sub-q pinning insulin in your abdomen?
DC
Hunt
Brown Pride
Cupcake
Aldo
>>69405129
Cat and Pena are the two hottest chicks in that division. They should kiss after the fight
>>69405526
belly kekd
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