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Previous thread: >>69399424
News:
>Fighters on colored Reebok shorts
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/9/12114502/ufc-200-fighters-react-to-color-being-added-to-reebok-fight-shorts
>TUF 23 Finale Bonuses
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/9/12132966/tuf-23-finale-bonuses-joanna-jedrzejczyk-korean-superboy-headline
>Gadelha claims she got robbed despite clearly losing the fight again
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/9/12134538/claudia-gadelha-thought-she-won-three-rounds-argues-shes-technically
Free Fights:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkkJbd2UoY4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3zi435pTQU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD4O-YPLcGo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TubJH4IMl54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIZvLN23ehk
intensively shaking
first for /shortnap/
VERY VERY IMPORTANT POLL LADS NEED LOTS OF RESPONSES
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706964
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706964
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706964
In for /SUCC NATION/
We are now in the age of Wonder Boy
>>69402122
OP's pic
>>69402142
I wish that was possible, I'm fucking dying here
>>69402138
err 30 minutes or so
>>69402138
He actually looks pretty good in this pic. But then the more I look at it, the worse it gets
>>69402138
Schaub Bless
First for hispect.
Who /wwe/ here
>sperg loser OP has to make the thread 14 posts early every single time
The sad thing is he probably gets a rush from it.
When does ufc 200 start lads? I'm calling up 9-10 of my good buddies right now
Be prepared to see people asking for a link ever 3 posts.
How do we combat this?
>>69402122
>Gadelha claims she got robbed
Bloody hell really? She thought she blocked all the leg kicks too.
If JJ was rocked in Round 3, then yeah I think Claudia would take that round but she was just off balance and that was clear in the replay.
Round 4 was a 10-8 and you could argue Rd5 was a 10-9, so at the very best it's a draw, in which case JJ still retains
What do you lads think
Cant wait to spam the board with apologize threads when Brock wins
>>69402196
3 bongs
>>69402187
15, not 14
get it right downie
>>69402206
Link them the findminecraft link and when other people post the findminecraft link, reply to them with "oh man thanks, this is crisp!"
>>69402208
I gave the hue monkey the first 3, round 3 was tricky.
but round 4 was a certain 10-8 in my book
>>69402184
right here family
UNITE
IMPORTANT POLL, PLS VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10707004
http://www.strawpoll.me/10707004
http://www.strawpoll.me/10707004
What are the odds that Joanna-Gadelha was the best fight that we'll see this weekend?
>>69402184
>>69402208
Read the link. She doesnt use the word "robbed" OP is just a really stupid little bitch.
>>69402206
put r/mmastreams in the OP
>>69402241
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10707004
Nr 2 is the only reasonable one
>>69402245
Who /myabilities/ here??
>the same dude is here EVERY DAY ALL DAY making threads.
Just wow. It's even more pathetic than being a reddit mod or the /sp/ janitor.
>you now remember Jon Jones
what went wrong?
Undefeated.
Brock bringing the bants
>>69402206
put the link in the OP
>>69402278
giving a nigger a second, third, fourth chance ...etc.... went wrong
So lads i live in denver when will the fights start here? i have to work but can leave when i want i just want to work just enough so i dont suffer monetarily. I am ordering it.
>>69402268
I would have to agree
>>69402253
The article itself is deceiving too. When I was watching the presser I didn't think that was the vibe Claudia was giving off, yet it suggests otherwise
UFC 200: Tate vs Nunes
>>69402299
>I cant figure out timezones
K time to settle this once and for all
Is Goober the equivalent of Eastwood for the MMA world
>>69402233
How did you score the last round? If it's 10-9 then you had it as a draw, right?
Anyone got the MMA journalists scoring of the fight?
>>69402299
the first fight starts in 2 bong and 48 bings, that the fight pass prelims
>>69402278
He rack disapwine
Hunt is gonna KO Brock with a fading uppercut.
This fight won't be close. Brock is done for.
Let's be real. Has brock even been training?
The more I think about it, the more I think Hunt in gonna heem him in the first minute.
>>69402337
http://mmadecisions.com/decision/7136/Joanna-Jedrzejczyk-vs-Cláudia-Gadelha
>>69402285
Brock beat him
>>69402324
I think so. Nate is Tuco and Aldo is Angel Eyes.
>>69402355
He's known he was going to fight since March. I'm sure he's stayed in shape and trained a bit. But he didn't know he was gonna fight Hunt until a month ago.
>>69402355
He's been roiding
And keeping in WWE shape.
I predict he will be heemed.
>>69402278
Who
>>69402324
Yes
He is first and foremost an actor who has developed a devoted fandom of people who are unable to distinguish the characters he plays from the actual person
hey lads im awake and ready for the fights
i rewatched yoanna/claudia and that was a great fight, gives me a bit of hope for our main event tonight (not really)
>>69402278
stupid crackas are keepin a good black man down
>>69402264
You're my best friend
>>69402238
bottom left - damn she's fine
name?
>>69402355
Brock's here for the money
when he is questioned about the future of his career in fighting he says "I'm not gonna go into details, IM HERE FOLKS, IM BACK!!!! ITS EXCITING!!"
he just came to sell some pore pay per looks or whatever theyre called, and get more cash
he's here just for 200 and he will re-retire after he gets heemed by an actual fighter
>>69402138
Schaub Bless.
>>69402421
looks like he aged 10 years
>>69402438
Robbie absorbed 5 years and took off an additional 5 off him in the process
>>69402424
He's also fighting to cross promote WWE Summerslam to the MMA fans. Part of the deal with Vince McMahon was to promote Summerslam tonight.
>>69402380
desu WWE's wellness policy is probably stricter than UFC's considering Jon wont get pulled from a card unless he literally runs someone over or tries robbing a bank
>>69402419
dude love's daughter
FRANK MIR HAD A HORSESHOE UP HIS ASS!
I TOLD HIM THAT...A YEAR AGO
I PULLED THAT SUMABITCH OUT
--AND BEAT HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH!!
WOOOOOOOOO!
"Hey Pussy, Are you still there? -Anderson Sliva
What did he mean by this?
>>69402438
Going through hell will do that to you.
>>69402359
Thanks lad.
I'm surprised none of the judges gave Round 3 to Claudia.
Not that I think she did win, but judges just score things differently sometimes
>>69402467
traps of the gods
>>69402470
THE GOAT
>>69402392
>an actor who has developed a devoted fandom of people who are unable to distinguish the characters he plays from the actual person
hmm havent thought that way but you're definitely on point here
gooberboys think he's a hero on smth that keeps fighting the good fight in his everyday life
>>69402461
>to promote Summerslam tonight.
>Hey uhh Mark Hunt's a good fighter, tune in to my uh thing in August for the WWE
>>69402463
>WWE's wellness policy is probably stricter than UFC's
>/asp/ actually believes this
>>69401880
actually just got invited to a watch party, thanks anyway though
>>69402315
that header might have been a bit of an exaggeration desu
i didn't watch the presser, so I just took the article on face value
>>69402457
> a literal demon
>>69402503
No, the UFC is going to actually show promos for Summerslam.
>People thing ufc 100 did more ppv buys than 196 but it didn't, know that.
What did he mean by this?
>>69402480
the judges last night were good, nothing too weird
some stupid burger couldn't understand 48-45 or gave ross round 1, and people who bet on roy were btfo
>>69402438
Some people get their souls snatched out through a deleted chin. Rory lost his through a deleted nose.
>>69402505
current UFC is as corrupt as 90s WCW
where is pick bro?
Who else here is only watching for Brock?
Don't give a shit about sweaty homo man grab
Eddie "The Eagle" Alvarez
>>69402523
He means he got humiliated in front of more people than Frank Murr
>>69402122
There's a UFC show on tonight?
What time is Conor McGregor fighting?
>>69402532
forgot your hat
>>69402543
>>>/asp/
all of you go back reeeeee
>>69402553
Come back for 202 m8
What ya snacking on during the fights tonight?
Well I'm probably gonna be working tonight. There's a chance I get a 9-11 break. That would be ideal. Either way I'm gonna miss most of the card. It is what it is. That weekend money is too damn good to miss out on.
>>69402543
not only for brock but I've been skipping a lot of UFCs lately because the cards have been so shitty
bringing Brock back feels like some Pride shit
http://www.strawpoll.me/10707143
>>69402536
We already closed picks. He probably wanted to enjoy the card and not deal with an influx of casuals.
>>69402543
Reddit is down the hall and to your left
downie
I'M GONNA GO HOME TONIGHT. I'M GONNA DRINK A COORS LIGHT.
THAT'S A COORS LIGHT BECAUSE BUD LIGHT WON'T PAY ME NUTHIN.
>>69402531
That's the one thing that makes me think he won't be champ. He broke it again fighting Wonderboy. If you take a year between each fight you just won't be current enough to win.
>>69402568
>american flag
WHO DO I PUT A PARLAY BET ON?
>Zingano
>Cait
>Tate
>Aldo
>Lesnar
>Cormier
YAY OR NAY?
>>69402576
>closing the picks a full 6 hours before the main card
literally why
>>69402568
my local place has sliced meatball pizza for half off so maybe that
>>69402607
I like it
Will meme fighter Lesnar finally be exposed tonight?
Who /tanktoptan/ here?
>>69402616
Is it really that important to you? Holy shit.
>>69402569
>not being able to scream HEEM til your throat is a raw bloody mess and vocal chords shrivelled up with your family on /heem/
What is Joe Rogan thinking here?
>>69402616
I literally told you why. He asked for them all weekend. Sorry you're a casual.
mfw no one is talking about Don
>mfw Mark Hunt KO's Brock in the 1st and saves us from this mandrama plague
thank you oh beautiful and strong savior, i know you will lead us to the promised land
>>69402553
Get out and get off my island, in that order
>>69402568
hunt cakes and maple syrup
>>69402658
When brock wins I'm gonna go on /asp/ and bait.
I want to eat pizza. Which pizza delivery place is best? Is it papa johns?
>>69402642
Well, he just recently learned about "cuck hold"ing, so...
>>69402616
it was the smart choice imo get all actual heemsters picks in and stop before swarm of people just here to watch 200 come
>>69402642
please fuck my daughter brock my family needs your height genes
>>69402642
>Spend thousands of hours on perfecting your body
>Ruin it with a shit tattoo in a half hour
>>69402605
>casual
>>69402673
When Hunt wins*
>>69402674
I like papa johns the best of the chains. Dominos is bretty good too.
Anyone doing draftkings for this shit?
What 4 others should I put in my lineup?
>>69402470
this is such a horrifying image
>>69402642
>Does he even lift?
WHO /REEM/ HERE?
>>69402642
>5-3
So, this is the legendary brock lesnar...
Lol
>>69402674
papa johns. Heres a 40% off promo code
PAPA4D
>>69402674
dominos with handmade pan crust.
>>69402655
did he finally die?
>>69402696
what games are you playing tournaments (50/50) or cash (big prizes)?
>tfw vince and dana will never REMOVE SAMOA
Pena is the dark horse tonight. Cat is a single mom broken widow past her prime. Juliana is a young hungry up and comer who's actually been fighting while Cat was in therapy.
>>69402696
Aldo is a steal. Fight is likely to go 5 rounds and he will land a lot of significant strikes and 50/50 shot he wins.
>>69402421
That's just Kenny Florian in the right tho
>>69402689
Bork is worth more than that whores holes will ever generate. even getting shit on by kebabs.
>>69402568
im baking chocolate chip cookies and getting high as fuck
fuck yeah today is the day boys
>>69402674
papa johns is disgusting and their sauce tastes like soap
people only like them because they give you a cup of butter
>>69402692
how bout I succ your dick and we will see who is the casual.
>>69402696
advertising is illegal on 4chan
>>69402724
I'm throwing a few $1 bets into cash
>Bork repping the Canadian flag
Bet your house on Hunt
>>69402742
Nice. Are you actually making dough or are you using the premade stuff?
>Getting KO'd by a quarter pounder.
https://youtu.be/Gnf4oroTunE
>>69402707
>unironically posting someone who was so roided up that if he shook a child's hand they'd start puberty
>>69402749
>pizza
>a fucking cup of butter
WHY
no wonder hendricks cant make weight. why would you have butter on a pizza
>>69402643
>muh casuals
Reminder that no proud American should support this traitor in any way tonight.
>>69402770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJFO-m5DShk
>>69402732
I for sure agree
this is also the first fight cat is supposedly using a game plan from her team, which she never does. could be a good thing or could get her btfo
I'm tempted to put some money on marin to beat sage, it's paying well
>>69402755
I guess then have Brock or Hunt in all of your teams, same with Cain and Browne. Cormier will probably finish. Nunes has a chance of an early finish. Basically just look for fighters who finish when they win.
>>69402707
kek did you see him last weigh in, hes literally mid deflation
gonna come in at 225 lbs next fight
>>69402122
Who had a better body at the weigh-ins?
Bjork or Meisha?
>>69402778
You talking about Brock lad?
>>69402729
#beatupcena
>>69402788
its garlic dipping sauce, dont be fooled by the pizza hut pleb
>>69402642
is the whole canadian thing a way to piss people off and be a heel in WWE or what
>>69402811
Bork
>>69402717
that actually worked
>>69402778
please leave
>>69402828
He lives in Canada now
>>69402788
>why would you have butter on a pizza
papa johns pours butter on pizza to hide the awful taste
people think it's good pizza but it's just slathered in butter
>>69402811
Bork had a very fantastic body.
>>69402826
>>69402826
>>69402826
>anchovies
>>69402751
>implying I have a penis
>>69402778
You're right, I'm sorry man, won't happen again
>>69402851
>that picture
LMAO
>>69402864
that's the last time Cain was good
>>69402864
no shame in losing to sea level cain m8 thats the final boss of mma
All divisions under middleweight should be scrapped
>>69402888
what about the five times he beat guys better than lesnar since then
is this some kind of ironic heem shitposting or are all the mandramafaggots starting to make their presence obvious now
>>69402913
fuck yes. my fucking nigga
Reminder that Brock took Cain down
Reminder that hunts only wins since 2014 are over a post USADA Bigfoot and Mir
/heem/ a shit
post ring girls
how do we solve the /asp/ problem /heem/?
>>69402922
those were all a work
>>69402913
>Any weight class under 170
>>69402926
>implying this is worse than regular heem
you remember what it was like when mcgregor and rousey were at their heights. it was hell on earth here
Post only chin DLELETIONS
>>69402937
mark will do that for us bud
Someone needs to photoshop someones face over Jim Norton
>>69402937
Only anime can save you, but you're too pussy to commit
>>69402926
Probably the latter, mandrama fans like to take pride in shitting things up and making their presence known
I'm not joking
t. mandrama fan
>>69402717
Thx anon
>>69402952
this is absolutely true, but that was mostly conor samefagging
now when it was rousey it was just pure cancer
>>69402945
dat obvious blade job amirite
>>69402970
give me mandrama over anime any day of the week desu
>>69402969
lil jimmy looks broken
>>69402969
jimmy is so cute
I back, here to post
>>69402716
>12-10
so, this is the super Samoan mark hunt...
Lol
Any UFC Fight Club members here?
>>69402957
Reminder that Brendan Schaub is UNDEFEATED at LHW and hasn't lost a fight in over 18 months.
Leave Brock to me
>>69403007
has there ever been a co main event with a combined record worse than this? fucking 17-13
JUST
Who /BROTHER NERO/ here?
HOW MANY BINGS #cheekynap
>>69403000
>desu
Get bullied, nerd
This is an anime website and you'll never escape it.
Is hunto a MANLET lads?
>>69403049
135
>>69403014
>Designated
Boyos
My gf found some messages between me and a girl i was talking to a few weeks ago(nothing happened) she is pissed but is willing to see me tonight over dinner after i apologized profusely. Am i a cuck for choosing her over 200?
>>69403051
I wish I could thank the dude who recommended me a show on heem when he posted a screencap was it
he's a man of taste
>>69402913
t. some fat neckbeard
>>69403036
I love you monster
>>69403061
>5'10.978
Of coursh.
>>69403065
get out of this general, pussy
>>69403065
just kill yourself 2bh. i want to believe this is a troll because no mma fan could be this beta
>>69403065
Just meet her tomorrow
someone plz post that "mma analyst" who gave a 48-47 to mcdonald over thompson
https://amp.twimg.com/v/17e29be0-f554-445c-ae24-2836a72ba4ec
Chris picks Bork
>>69403088
lol wtf?
>>69403065
Take her to a bar that's showing 200, kill two birds with one stone.
>>69403065
post pics of both so we can advise properly
>>69403074
t. some manlet
>>69402922
>Fighting the same 2 guys in a period of 5 years
>Good
>>69403088
Daily reminder to do your vacuums.
>>69403074
t. some manlet
>>69403115
oh my god hedgehogs are so precious
>>69403118
kek btfo
>>69403095
Did he died?
>>69403145
Is this what sending someone to the shadow realm looks like?
>>69403152
No
He became the Natty GOAT
>>69403152
He is now the UFC Middleweight Champion
>>69403115
>>69403136
>When his weight starts with 3
>>69403115
I was terrified that they were gonna make it eat the curb.
>>69402957
>>69403065
Protip: it probably won't work out because she'll be holding this over your head forever, and will use it as justification to cheat/break up with you next time she gets upset at you.
So, you're giving up UFC 200 for another 6 months or so with your girl. Not worth. Tell her it'll have to be tomorrow or she can fuck off.
>>69403166
nice eye poke before the knockout blow
How many more bing bongs?
>>69403182
>back when roy nelson remembered how to be entertaining
>>69402985
That's so fascinating how the human brain contains a mechanism that completely shuts the body off like that on impact. I mean, he looks like a robot who got unplugged. Neat stuff
anyone here ever been heemed? what was it like?
when weight cutting goes wrong
>>69403204
People just caught that all he does is spam that right overhand.
>>69403166
There isn't a man alive who could take that left. BisKING pulled that fist from a rock like Excalibur.
>>69403166
Never drop that right arm kids
>>69403203
pls respond
Do you think Bork will hit Hunt with the German suplex?
>>69403166
it's like his body parried the blow and returned the energy back through his fist 10 fold over
ACE STREAM KEKS.
DO NOT SHARE THIS WITH FUCKING REDDIT OR I'LL NEVER DO THIS AGAIN
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>>69403243
Also don't move in and out on the same line
>>69403256
fucking 3 pitbull
>>69403241
>I believe only HW fights should be broadcasted
>>69403226
Haven't been fully heemed, but I've been dropped in sparring at Muay Thai.
Best way I can describe it is your brain is like "stay standing" and your legs go "lol nope".
I ain't buying fightpass for just one fight (Mousasi vs Santos), fuck that.
>>69403266
Good quality brah.
![The.Ultimate.Fighter.S23.Finale.720p.WEB-DL.H264.Fight-BB.mp4_snapshot_01.42.25_[2016.07.09_22.22.01].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oPfGlfp.jpg "The.Ultimate.Fighter.S23.Finale.720p.WEB-DL.H264.Fight-BB.mp4 snapshot 01.42.25 [2016.07.09 22.22.01]")
>>69403118
>talking shit when you're not ready to get hit
women are so bad at banter
>>69403300
people buying fightpass is a meme right?
>>69403319
me on the left.
>>69403241
When's Artem fighting next, anyway?
>>69403266
60fps!? : O
>>69403266
>that quality
Based Acestreambro
>>69403300
>>69403326
I bought it for the archive, the live shit is just a bonus. Still, the faggots haven't got a proper Strikeforce library.
>>69402957
>>69402985
I think one reason why I wish Almeida had beaten Garbrandt is because his fights are so much more exciting. Garbrandt's "finishes" are always shitty TKO's, including his win over Almeida. Almeida completely shuts off dudes' power supplies
>>69403266
There is no way this stays up
>>69403266
delete this
>>69403365
only because dana lurks heem
>>69403266
DELETE THIS NOW
>>69403360
That, and Garbrandt looks like a gigantic douche.
>My training partner's son
>>69403177
that's fucced up
it's how 4ch conditions you
>>69402241
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10707004
Really, this many people prefer how USADA is doing shit vs pre-USADA?
>>69403266
Just posted it on reddit :^)
SHIIIIIIEEEEETTT IT IS WHAT IS
>>69403396
Dont talk to me or my training partners son ever again
>>69403392
Yea, that's a given
https://twitter.com/frontrowbrian/status/751872343236972544
https://twitter.com/frontrowbrian/status/751872343236972544
https://twitter.com/frontrowbrian/status/751872343236972544
This guy is billshitting right?
>>69403352
how's their WEC game?
On the real though, is there any way the Lesnar/Hunt fight ISN'T fixed? UFC and WWE have way too much money at stake to have Bork lose
>>69403266
>acestream
enjoy your v&
>>69402122
>>>69403115
>I was terrified that they were gonna make it eat the curb.
This so much
>>69403444
There is no way he is hurt now, camp is over
>>69403408
for real
Who is your fightfu just now?
>>69403266
i cant figure it out m8 am i a retard
>>69403461
People don't care if Bork loses. They just want to see the spectacle of him fighting. Him losing would do exactly zero to hurt his marketability.
>>69403444
He just wants attention
>>69403489
I think what he means is that he has an injury that he carried through out the camp.
>>69403366
how does one stay up after that one?
Jesus Christ that was something to witness
>>69403459
It's good. Most, if not all, are there. Nothing for Strikeforce after the Zuffa buyout though, which sucks.
>>69403497
Still Gina. Always Gina. I am loyal fightbando.
>>69403396
is this the start of a comedy-action film?
last second thoughts on who wants it more
Aldo is slightly hungrier than Frankie.
DC is literally starving and Silva doesn't look serious, even compared to classic Spider.
Brock is much more motivated than Hunt.
Tate is out of it and Nunes is hungry (very similar to Rockhold and Werdum).
skills:
Aldo and Edgar are both initiated, this will be a war.
Spider is the better striker and DC has much better wrestling, but Spider's BJJ could be an ace in the hole.
Brock has the TD and G&P but he's completely outclassed standing up, where Brock is completely clueless.
Tate and Nunes is non-Cyborg WMMA.
athleticism:
Aldo = Frankie
DC >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anderson
Brock >>> Hunt
Tate < Nunes
rooting for Spider and Aldo
who is YOUR boi on this card? (asp don't reply pls)
>>69402985
christ, his body goes limp like when someone is shot in the head
>>69403266
how am i meant to work this, i open acestream, put that link in the clipboard and it just gives me 9001 errors
>>69403461
If Lesnar loses wwe keeps him for life, but if he wins they have a legit badass they can keep promoting, it's a win/win for wwe
>>69403266
>>69403306
>>69403345
>>69403346
>>69403366
>>69403365
>>69403382
>>69403382
>>69403395
>>69403408
>>69403479
>>69403499
What the fuck? I fucking shat myself.
Did I do something wrong? I went to the link and a fucking screamer appeared giving me a mild seizure (i'm vulnerable to them).
Fucking dick
What is /heem/ drinking tonight?
>>69403497
who's that skinny latina that smiles are the camera before the fight starts
>>69403500
>>69403461
I keep saying this but he's looking to earn 10-15mill just by being slept by Hunt. I don't think he'd forgive the WWE if they didn't let him have this payday. It's his last chance to make this kinda money.
>>69403461
They don't need to "fix" it, Brock is infinitely more skilled and stronger than Hunt.
>>69403533
>>69403499
You need to go to the link in the pastebin and follow the instructions there. Don't put the pastebin link into your acestream, that's the wrong one
>>69403527
I think I want Aldo, Brock, and DC to win this one. I feel like in DC vs Silva, either winning I wouldn't mind though I guess I would kind of prefer DC. Don't really give a shit about Tate vs Nunes desu. The result I mean.
>>69403546
If you don''t know the name, she ain't your fightfu
pic related mine Alexa Grasso
>>69403527
definitely Spider and Aldo. I've always loved Anderson, but both of them have the "feel sorry for them" angle now on top of it. I don't think I can handle seeing Andy lose again
>>69403539
you got memed
>>69403566
i put the w4p6c one into the acestream clipboard and it just doesnt do anything but give errors. im new to acestream
![1468096514712.webm_snapshot_00.04_[2016.07.10_00.37.43].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kIWQKg3.jpg "1468096514712 snapshot 00.04 [2016.07.10 00.37.43]")
>>69403515
>>69403566
>trying this hard to get people to click on le screamy man link
>>69402912
nice analogy anon
>>69403590
Wrong one, you need to put the w4p6c link into your actual URL bar (in your browser) and then follow the instructions that appear.
>>69403266
clicking on links from 4chan
its like these fuccs just cant wait to be apart of a botnet
>>69403266
>muted by computer before I opened it
Can't get me faggot
>>69403539
He changed the link when I posted it on reddit lol
go here for a good HD stream that will stay up
findminecraft.com/UFC-200_720
Which fighters do you think have been completely impervious to the USADA rules? Physique looks the same, and performance looks the same.
Wonderboy definitely looks exactly the same, in fact his body looks even a little better these days.
>>69403388
wish they would let semtex back in the UFC
>>69403630
too bad he's got your ip address and probably injected some shit into your browser now
>>69403527
I agree with everything except Brock > Hunt. I think Hunt has an advantage but I can see Brock winning.
>>69403641
Holy shit this is crispy. Thank you potato friend.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10707534
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THE MOST IMPORTANT POLL EVER
Last minute thoughts
>Aldo and Frankie have both been improving and underestimate each other
>Brock is so much taller than Hunt that he will have shoot so far down that he will have trouble taking him down without getting hit
>Tate will possibly become a punching bag for this fight and need another hail mary to win
>>69403641
wtf my computer just deleted itself???
>>69403641
nice stream paddy
In 9 hours UFC 200 will be over.
Let that sink in.
>>69402625
holy shit i hope mark hunt wins. brock looks like a fucking monster
be serious
![The.Ultimate.Fighter.S23.Finale.720p.WEB-DL.H264.Fight-BB.mp4_snapshot_02.28.02_[2016.07.09_22.43.12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pMf6eHe.jpg "The.Ultimate.Fighter.S23.Finale.720p.WEB-DL.H264.Fight-BB.mp4 snapshot 02.28.02 [2016.07.09 22.43.12]")
who /pre-fight pizza/ here
>>69403641
>findminecraft.com/UFC-200_720
>>69403691
so?
>>69403672
no way, you're all manlets
>>69403673
Tate will lose early, of that I'm sure, Nunes is strong, aggressive, and very powerful, but always fades. Tate is fresh for five.
>>69403691
holy FUCK that's scary
im gonna start getting fucked up at 9 in the morning
>>69403680
stay out of my MMOs
>>69403672
no way, you're all manlets
>>69403641
>findminecraft.com/UFC-200_720
thanks anon
>>69403043
If mandrama insists on being here, then let's have a serious talk. The Final Deletion.... is there a serious chance I will fail a drug test at work by just watching that? Cuz holy shit those 2 reached a whole new level of junkie for that
>>69403691
And the casuals will be gone
Finally! Can't wait!
>>69403704
got some deep dish 'Za
>>69403704
???????????? what is this ????????????????
>>69403704
Looks nasty family.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNy1fwJgUF4
>>69403672
Which pokemon did you vote for?
>they are actually going forward with Tate vs Nunes in the main event
It seems I'm sleeping early tonight!
>>69403704
you forgot to remove the plastic
>>69403704
I would heem any who gave me this pie
>>69403672
Based 6'1 here
>>69403704
is that american cheese you fucking cuck
>>69403704
Nice Go Za
>>69403641
Weak screamer, screamers usually get me but this one was meh.
>>69403757
zzzzz what a stupid meme
>>69403753
FUCKING BULBASAUR OR YOURE A PLEB
OP is cancer and it's time we got a new one
LADS
ITS ALMOST TIME
FOR UFC 200
>>69402184
we comin for YOU nigga
Who /BuffaloWildWingsfor6+hourssoyoucanhaveabasedseatforthemaincard\ here
Did you guys watch the Mia Li/Daisy Ducati fight yesterday?
>>69403757
is that you brock?
>>69403672
>all these manlets
>>69403768
'n't 'rt 's 'it 're
>>69403795
only subhumans go there
>>69403778
Not as much as a meme with Nunes main eventing tonight.
>>69403672
> 11 manlets, 5 master race and 2 giants. not bad
>>69403177
i know that feel. it's just a sign you need to take a break from the internet
>>69403801
Anderson vs DC is a better Main Event than fucking Tate vs Nunes.
>>69403782
Going with FRIENDS
>>69403802
Literally who cares? Sorry your height is all you have going for you. I bet you got a nice british set of pic related
>>69403851
was a sleeping early joke m8 nevermind
Post your cheeky parlays if you got em
>>69403859
someone has a short fuse
>>69403859
>Literally who cares?
women m8.
women care.
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
>>69403885
I was kind of thinking that immediately after posting. Sorry >>69403802 I take it back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1oTmRO8ivw
what's the point of moving the weigh in earlier when basically they all do the same shit
look at what misha did, how is that any healthier than before?
and also, God I hate fucking Rogan, is voice is fucking annoying as fuck
r/mmastream failed me last night, all acestream links were shut down and there were no working third party links. I have no buddies to chip in for UFC200, what do?
>>69403895
>implying you've talked to a woman in your life
>>69403859
>this short man temper
>>69403903
no get it? cuz ur short m8
NEED EVERYONE TO VOTE ON THIS:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10707640
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>>69403915
use taima
>>69403912
you must be fucking new to mma if you don't understand why having open weigh ins is better
can someone post some funny silva webms
>>69403859
>angry little gnome
>>69403871
only did a small one since parlays are retarded
Where is PredictionCuck?
>>69403929
you vote first lad
>>69403929
6'1 216 here
>>69403903
It's cool man I was just baiting for (you)'s
>>69403650
Anybody wanna throw a (You) my way?
Just rewatching the JJ/Gadelha fight
Bloody hell Claudia really went all out in the first 2 didn't she? Constantly pressed against Joanna and never broke off
If people were candy, manlets are what you'd give out to kids on Halloween.
>>69403946
>PredictionCuck
this isn't xbox live m8
>>69403650
dominick cruz
>>69403650
pretty much every white guy below 185
>>69403915
fire up a 480p laggy stream from your favorite botnet streamer, crack a beer and accept your plebeian lifestyle
>>69403939
how is this healthier than before, faggot?
they are dropping and gaining a few kilograms in a few hours
how is this making the fight better?
>>69403965
She went all out but she's also fighting at 115, there is really no excuse for gassing that hard at that weight class
>>69403942
what the fuck kind of bullshit parlay is this
>>69403960
Bisking, better even
redpill me on UFC, tonight is literally the first time I'll be watching it
>>69403968
dude weed lmao
>>69403965
She doesn't have the cardio for 5 rounds.
>>69403965
that was exactly the problem desu
she went all out in the first two and wore herself out
>>69403998
>tfw this was me yesterday with a 144p stream
>>69403946
apparently it closed early because heem fags are terrified of 'casuals'
>>69404008
Anderson is about to beat a 3rd Light Heavyweight Champion
>>69404002
one where i've already lost too much money on retarded bets
>>69404009
t. 5 footer
>>69404008
You will be watching a bunch of sweaty, near naked men climb on top of each other
>>69403915
im just gonna buy this ppv. i can get super comfy and not have to worry about a stream crash or shitty quality
WHAT TIME DOES IT START
>>69403319
so much smooth girl skin
lads i bet on fucking hendricks, am i fucked?
>>69404008
just people knocking eachother out, not much more to it
1 BONG 30 BING
I REPEAT
1 BONG AND 30 BINGS
>>69404047
good goy
>>69404008
buy fightpass right now
lads, anyone else get stressed out by these meme captchas telling you you got the store fronts wrong when you definitely fucking didnt?
>>69404001
>>69404010
>>69404019
Rewatching it Gadelha also did a lot less with that clinch work and pressing than I remember. As I was watching I felt impressed and thought she landed some really good stuff, but really she's just grapplefucking and keeping her against the cage without doing much significant
It's not a wonder she gassed, don't think weight really factors into it
>Its a Gomi gets heem'd episode
I dont want to see him lose anymore
>>69404051
how much did you bet
>>69404069
use legacy capcha retard
>>69403998
who eats mayo like that, fuck that fat piece of shit
>>69404009
I don't do drugs, you little degenerate midget.
PLEASE VOTE!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10707697
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>>69403704
I've taken shits that look more appetizing than that
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/21038
There is an active shooter in T-Mobile Arena, Las Vegas. Reports say the shooter was incoherently rambling about USA and UFC President Dana White. Witnesses say the suspect was visibly intoxicated and possibly on drugs.
Police released the image of the suspect from a security camera.
>>69404092
350 quid which is probably around 500 dollars
>>69404051
u should be good. kelvins best win is jake ellenberger
>>69403940
BUMP
>>69404098
that stupid ''''''''''joke''''''''''''' made me think otherwise
>>69404107
i'll shit on your face
>>69404092
well shit, thanks
>>69404102
>no option for slav/turkic/middleeastern/indian
>>69404047
Congrats. Youve become a man and a Real Fuckin Fight Fan
>>69404123
>>69404126
It was a so,I'd joke. It just went over your head.
>>69404119
>betting that much on anything
>>69404137
those are all mixed m8
i have already begun drinking my friends
and here.. we.. go
>>69404137
>Middle Eastern, Indian
Isn't that Asian?
>>69403998
canada is a disgusting place
florida has nicer buses than canada
>>69404089
me too man :(
>>69404102
>we have no asians
JUST
Thought this was an anime site
>>69404157
was meant for >>69403871
>>69404109
seems legit
>>69404155
no, they are not
>>69404165
so chinese, japanese, indian, iranian, azeri, turkmen, and many many others, look the same to you?
Hey bros I just woke up. How much longer til the prelims?
>>69404119
yeah you're definitely fucked
is predictor guy around?
just forgot I haven't done my ufc 200 prediction yet on here
fuuuuuuck
>>69404162
you should've waited m8
whos the other black guy? i thought i was alone
>>69404208
RARE
A
R
E
>>69404149
have another beer you low income zilch
>>69404216
too late you wonky toothed tea drinking muslim cunt
>>69404198
>look the same to you?
No they don't, but they all fall under the "Asian" umbrella.
>>69404208
It was yesterday
>>69404208
1.5 hours
>that SIlva/Aldo broship
;__;
>>69404221
r-right here
>>69404246
1 bong 21 bings
>>69404249
>Early
Come on lad
Dont do this tonight
>>69404149
kek this is an underrated post if ever i saw one lads
>>69404162
post pics
>>69404102
i picked mixed because I don't consider English people white
>>69404288
you're an idiot
>>69404109
>Jones posed for the security cameras
I believe it. Reset the counter.
>>69403731
>little cesars
GOAT sloppy 'Za
>>69403955
>6'1 216
jesus christ anon, lose some fucking weight. I'm 6'1 and only 170
>>69404219
ive got 8 beers
hope to maintain a steady mild buzz
but yes im a ruin
494
495
496
who will be the 496th fighter signed to the UFC roster
200
>>69404548
fuk u goof
498
500
1 BONG
LADS
1 FUCKING BONG
>>69404546
i can tell you who it won't be
>>69404102
I'm a wild Indian
I'm also reptillian
Who here wants Brock to win tonight
I hated hated hated him during his first run at the belt but I'm rooting for him tonight
His fall from grace was just so cringe and shitty
>>69402795
why on earth was this photo taken? why is he repping Canada so hard? why isn't gsp with him in this photo?
>>69404081
Yeah she really wasn't doing any damage. She took her down way easier than I thought she would but JJ is so good at getting up that she had to expend so much energy trying to keep her down and get her back down once she got back up.
>>69403795
>mfw brought 2 extra batteries for my phone so i can still shitpost all night
How soon til the prelims lads?
>>69404624
It's strange because due to her wrestlefucking I gave her Round 3, but considering it led nowhere I don't think the 2 takedowns she got can really outweigh the 30 or 40 strikes she took in return
>>69404157
>BROCK LESNAR VIA KO
LOL YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE MAD MAN!
![lesnar-KISS-141[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/DJuLtFK.png "lesnar-KISS-141[1]")
