who would you rather be coached by?
>>69400031
>Guardiola
>>69400031
Amerifats are legit disgusting
>americans
explai this
>>69400061
You should know, Poortugal is the most disgusting country on earth
Mark Mangino did a good job in the Jayhawks.
>>69400085
Thanks for the support, Juan.
>>69400087
At least we aren't a caliphate, Ahmed
>>69400031
The non homosexual on the bottom
>taking Kansas - KANSAS - to a significant bowl game
Mangino could fix Team USA I tell you hwat
the big lad looks like a fun guy, pep on the other hand is a dick
>>69400031
>poop
Ffs why is this country so goddamned obese. It's a bulimics paradise walking outside with all that vomit-worthing lard waddling around.
Lardocaust when????????????????
>>69400145
Never said Germany was much better
Serious question, is it possible to eat correctly in the USA? For a fair price I mean.
>>69400031
>Croatia
>Takes the fattest coach in American history (Mark Mangino), who only had one good year as a coach (2007) before being fired and being out of coaching and compares him to Pep, one of the top coaches in the world
Why not use Bill Belichick, the top NFL coach of our generation who is not attractive, overweight, and dresses poorly?
>hire jabba the hut to coach your team
>players will never lose because they are too scared the coach might get mad and sit on them
professional football tictacs right here
I see like one obese person all week, shame on you america
>>69400291
junk food is a lot more expensive than eating healthy. you could get 5 different bags of fruit for the same price as a mcdonald's meal.
>>69400262
Let me guess, american on Germany?
>pic related you
>>69400031
Depends I guess. If I'm playing soccer I'd go with Poop. If I'm playing football I'd take Mangino.
>>69400031
wrong Kansas coach...
I would fucking love to be coached by Bill Snyder...the thought gives me feels.
You honestly never see people that obese around here. Sure, there's a decent amount of overweight people and old guys with guts but it never gets to that level. How do you do it, burgerland?
>>69400333
A Big Mac meal is $6 fatty
>>69400333
Weird, it's kinda the opposite here but not really by much more.
And even if healthy food is still affordable, people pretend it's too expensive to justify their lazyness and eating shit.
>all these jealous yuros
The whole point of this country is if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can. You are free to do so. And to me, that's beautiful.
>>69400088
>Mark Mangino
>>spanish flag
>>>knows college football
I would totally buy you a drink if I could...
>>69400333
the fuck? junk food is much, much cheaper than eating healthy, that's half the reason poor fucks always eat mcdonalds, they get full meals for like 4 dollars
>>69400085
From L to R:
>sucks is out of football now
>no idea how that is
>sucks is out of football now
>lost a ton weight and is nowhere close to that fat now (see pic), head coach of Bills. His brother is still fat
>>69400031
Mangino tbqhf
Poop is a fag
>>69400441
You can do this in Europe too you know but people are smart enough to not do it.
>>69400145
>>69400145
>bulgaria
>13.7
wtf lads?
>>69400291
honestly? it's more a work hours and stress thing, especially for coaches at major programs.
Mark Mangino was probably working 80+ hours a week when he was at Kansas.
>>69400031
Conte, all day every day.
>>69400346
no, just a German who thinks America is the greatest country of all time and whose biggest goal in life is to become an American
>on Germany
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA stupid Poortugese idiot, too dumb to learn the easiest language in the world
>inb4 it was a typo
>>69400452
if they just got full meals they wouldn't be fat.
They're fat because they eat more than they need. Which means they spend more than they need on food. Which means they could be spending the same amount on good food and not get fat.Or spend less on shitty food and still not get fat
Mangino is so overrated.
Source: Iowa State fan.
>>69400566
kek
Overrated because he couldn't turn around that garbage program in a year and a half as offensive coordinator?
>>69400087
this
>>69400559
This guy gets it. It's not that you magically get fat if you eat at McDonald's, it's about the amount of calories you stuff into your face.
>>69400509
read a fucking book
>>69400557
if you like it so much why dont you move there
>>69400599
The man literally called wrong plays at Iowa State. He was so senile he couldn't piece together the right formations and play calls.
>>69400658
Because getting a green card is fucking hard?
I'm getting /fit/ though so next summer hopefully some American girl will find me attractive so I can marry her.
>>69400031
The better coach, you'd really rather lose than be coached by a fat guy in the name of pride?
Dumb.
John and Jim Harbaugh, both top-tier football coaches. Faced off against each other in Super Bowl recently
>>69400557
Hopefully you get to go there and get shot in your gay bar of choice.
>>69400816
>Jim
>top-tier coach
>literally pissed away a Super Bowl and crawled away to Michigan's unlimited recruiting budget
>>69400555
based choice but pic related it is
>>69400031
How about Pep or Dan Quinn, one of the the top defensive coaches in football right now (Legion of Boom) who is now head coach of Atlanta Falcons?
>>69400816
>Jim Harbaugh
>top-tier coach
He's a top-tier idiot
>>69400879
You mean "get shots in my bar of choice", right?
>>69400816
>Jim Harbaugh
>top-tier football coach
>>69400452
4 dollars for a meal isn't cheap, you could buy kilos of vegetables for that price.
>>69400085
are those fat dudes good?
like the ones posted below?
>>69400031
Hipster Pep or Hollywood Pete Carroll?
>>69400255
kek, is this a shoop?
>>69400061
>Poortugal
>>69401118
They fucking are you doofus, this is indisputable
>>69401165
What are you gonna do with a kilo of cauliflower?
Dumbass.
>>69400085
You have to go back.
>>69401330
feed the pigs
>>69401300
Jim isn't, he has 0 championships in like 15 years. He's good but nowhere near "top tier".
Who's the Mourinho of Handegg?
>>69401196
The fattest (Mangino) was actually a decent and very smart coach, no idea what happened to him. Rex Ryan is a loudmouthed fuck and he lost a ton of weight recently.
>>69401393
No idea who Mourinho is.
>>69401356
Jim went to the nfl 1 (one) year before Luck went. He was there maybe 5 years. And if you are including his time at Stanford then ya, he has no chips but why don't you try to take on the Alabama "keep the steroids rolling in" crimson tide
>>69400654
oh fuck off you kike. should i take interest in every fucking single country on the planet? you fucking moron.
>>69401444
I actually didn't count the NFL at all but pretty sure he won nothing there as well.
>>69400085
>the 4 fat american coaches
>the 4 fit european coaches
>>69401330
Eat it, obviously
>>69401267
Should I post a picture of Detroit?
>>69401330
Cauliflower soup is amazing.
>>69401249
Nope was an FA Cup game against some lower division team hence the shit facilities
>>69400031
>Yuros have to refer to at least six year old pictures of people who are currently unemployed
Like to see Poop do this
https://youtu.be/F_hSUzKed4Y
>AMERIFATS
>>69400333
>>69400333
>you could get 5 different bags of fruit for the same price as a mcdonald's meal.
You absolutely cannot and if even you could what good is eating a pound of fruit if you have no meat.
I'd rather have scurvy and high blood pressure than be some eurotwink faggot
>>69402745
>>69402895
>>69402946
>>69400438
>>69400452
>>69402745
i'm talking about the extra large meals, the ones that fat people eat. when you super size everything a meal can come out to $14.
How do become /fa/ like Roberto Mancini?
>>69403072
>be italian
>?????
>success
>>69403048
McDonald's hasn't super sized anything since that movie came out 15 years ago.
>>69400031
Only based Pep can pull of a short sleeves shirt
>>69403195
maybe in canada, but here they still serve extra large sizes that make for pretty expensive meals.
>>69401532
>not knowing basic world history.
>>69400031
Riley, tbqh.
>>69403048
Like the leaf said they don't have those anymore and second not everyone overindulges like that when eat fast food. You can easily get 2 doubleburgers and a small for like 4 bucks be "full"
It ain't healthy but it'll get you through a semester
>>69403342
well i wasn't talking about the dollar menu. that shit doesn't fill you up the patties are paper thin. you need an actual value meal if you want to feel full for 5 hours. but for 5 dollars less you can get a grilled chicken caesar.
>>69403278
>extra quantity costs extra money
What are you stupid? Mcdonalds also has a fucking dollar menu where the food has just as many calories.
The only reason to get XL size servings is if you're a fatfuck who need 4000 calories a day to survive.
Everybody else gets a coffee and a McMuffin
>>69403423
then you must like feeling hungry because if a coffee and mcmuffin fills you up then you're either a woman or a turbo manlet.
>>69403410
>you need an actual value meal if you want to feel full for 5 hours
I can tell you're fat. Nobody feels full for 5 hours. You should throughout the day so you don't overindulge at one sitting.
And if you want salad don't go to Mcdonalds. The fuck are you doing mcdonalds if you're trying eat healthy.
Learn to eat less food
>>69403493
i can tell you don't know how to take care of yourself. i cook myself breakfast every day at 6am and i can go until 1pm without needing a snack. git gud kid.
>>69403481
How about not trying to fill up gullet every time you eat.
A car still runs with half a tank of gas doesn't it?
>>69403529
Well I take evening classes and work most other nights so you can eat a dick
>>69403536
how about eating two mcmuffins next time so you aren't keeling over before noon.
>>69403576
kek, should've known. broke ass college students trying to tell a full grown man how to eat. comedy gold.
>>69403593
you're just fat
>>69400145
literally who cares you dumb fuck
>>69403692
no i just know how to cook. ask your mom to teach you instead of having her heat up some frozen pizza.
>>69403738
I know how to cook. Hence I don't pig out on super sized Mcdonalds meals like you're fatass
Guardiola is a dick and a meme coach. Mangino as far as i know isnt. So the choice is obvious
>>69403796
i'm having your mom over tonight for a dinner date. should i make the fettuccine alfredo?
>>69400031
holy crap that guy is a ball. a round circular ball. if you rolled him on the ground he would never stop moving until he hit a wall or something
>>69403868
All this shit flinging aside shrimp alfredo is literally my favorite food in the world, so funny you used that for your weakass comeback
>>69400031
>american """"""""coaches"""""""" look exactly like the food they eat
>>69400031
SHOO SHOO HUNGRY SKELLINGTON
>>69403933
i know, your mom told me.
>>69401300
he had a lot of help...
>>69401013
What's he going to coach his players to do? Kill themselves like pussies before the match ends?
>>69403967
I hope you don't think you earned that
Funny, I just saw this on Facebook.
>>69407238
This is true, we're good Christian folk.
>>69400031
>>69400085
Fresh cherries
>>69400145
but moortugal is brown without muslims, you don't have many muslim immigrants because you're already an african nation
>>69401420
>No idea who Mourinho is.
the american urge to prove itself ignorant, everyone.
>>69401393
Explain what Mourinho is like as a coach and personality-wise.
>>69402895
what a legend
Funfact: somewhere in the US there is a street called "heart attack boulevard" or something similar and it's full of unhealthy restaurants, who are proudly advertising as being unhealthy, yet Americans love that shit.
Funny people, those Americans
>>69400085
Easy. Underneath the liberalism, euros are all shallow, and only hire based on looks.
T. Fat football manager genius living in my basement, waiting on the call
>>69407685
What's so bad about eating unhealthy once or twice a month? The ones that eat junk food every day need to be purged though.
>>69403982
t. dr shekelbaum
